Jacking off to morons like, 'Ooh, look at my tits!
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We, too, love passing fauxmances and manufactured drama between morons.
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No, but you're smart, I got the one for the morons.
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""These morons — when this is over, I will be the hero.
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He discovers that his Twitter followers have stopped following him. Morons!
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They'd be people like Mr. Trump's kids, unless they're … 3. Morons.
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"It's just a cube, you morons," Twitter user Rita Hamaty commented.
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These days it's the morons who dictate what we should debate.
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They have all this stuff written by the morons at TIME magazine.
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"Morons" functioned at about the intellectual level of a child of 12.
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But why do couples persist in talking to each other like morons?
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These are mayors and senators and governors and party leaders, not morons.
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Kill yourselves and kill your family of morons while you're at it.
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" "What would it have taken to satisfy the morons on those clips?
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We don't want some other algorithmist to say, 'You guys are morons.
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Lincoln had a team of rivals; Trump has a team of morons.
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Washington Memo Pettiness, such pettiness, in this noxious swamp of maybe-morons.
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"We looked like morons but now we look smart again," he said.
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Eventually this imbalance turns the country into a society full of morons.
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American Men, vile, smelly morons that they are, can't even dominate in hockey.
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Played by Mario Revolori and Jacob McCarthy, these morons are an absolute delight.
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She created and produces a web series called In The Midst of Morons.
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They are absolutely spineless morons and they cannot admit that they were wrong.
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" One woman in the crowd told me to "not cover those morons outside.
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The Broadway version of "Latin History for Morons" will officially open on Nov.
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"Forgive us guys, we were real morons," Slepakov, accompanied by Leningrad's musicians, sings.
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Homecoming: Season 1 John Leguizamo's Latin History for Morons: NETFLIX ORIGINAL With a rapid-fire lesson in overlooked Latin history, Colombian-American actor John Leguizamo comes to Netflix with his one-man Broadway show John Leguizamo: Latin History For Morons.
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Of course a lot of it is wasted, but those people are not morons.
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Plus, drugs help you deal with the morons, which is inevitable in the city.
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Republican leaders "think you're a pack of morons," Bannon told Moore's supporters in September.
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If the thing won can't be sold or monetized, it isn't gambling. Period. Morons.
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Opponents are morons and idiots, not people meriting a civil response to their viewpoints.
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The people that accuse other people of being bigots and racists are literally morons.
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Does this mean that there are not well-spoken, well, morons, on the planet?
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"It's not that difficult, morons," she told fans when asking them to quiet their cells.
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After all, didn't we, the adoring fans and public, practically force them to be morons?
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What I'm trying to do and these 50 morons, they're dangerous, Ray, they're really dangerous.
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The Democratic presidential candidate's campaign announced the "Latin History for Morons" star's support on Friday.
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"We found out because the We Build The Wall morons were posting videos," she said.
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Video games are a well-worn escape route from the braying morons who infest modern existence.
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Andy Cohen is blasting the upcoming Straight Pride Parade ... calling it the brainchild of absolute morons!!!
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Latin History for Morons star John Leguizamo was given a trophy for his body of work.
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Speaking of showboating performers, how about the nomination of "Latin History for Morons" as best play?
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Mr. Monson delights in defying the caricature of cage fighters as muscle-bound masochists and morons.
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A lot of the actors in this movie are portrayed as morons, which I think is hilarious.
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People who favor helping immigrants are considered mush-headed morons; those who oppose are Neanderthals and Nazis.
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How that represents evidence of a sinister deep-state conspiracy is a question for morons to ponder.
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On Friday, the NFL announced that it thinks that the league's fans are a bunch of morons.
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If anti-Semitism is the socialism of fools, then opposition to immigration is the conservatism of morons.
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GREEN If "Latin History for Morons" had not been nominated, what else would have filled the slot?
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"They're not morons," Feiglin, referring to his supporters, told Channel 12's Meet the Press on Saturday.
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"Anyone who thinks hunters are just 'bloodthirsty morons' hasn't looked into hunting," Donald Jr. told Forbes in 216.
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And no, they can't do it by calling them racist misogynistic morons — science says that just doesn't help.
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I know some real morons who love it, and I know some really smart people who love it.
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Other shows up for that honor are The Children, Farinelli and the King, Junk and Latin History for Morons.
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" And he pointed out that Friedman once said of the Anti-Defamation League that "frankly, they sound like morons.
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Diligent users were able to turn the defacements of utter morons into whatever the opposite of a swastika is.
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"Calling republicans like me 'fucking morons' is a great way for Hollywood to bridge the cultural divide," McCain wrote.
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He has repeatedly attacked American leaders as corrupt morons who have repeatedly sold out the interests of ordinary Americans.
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The advice covers everything from how to avoid overeating to dealing with "morons" and are super insightful and Fun!
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Other shows up for that honor are The Children, Farinelli and the King, Junk and Latin History for Morons.
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Our politicians try to find someone to blame for these problems: banks, immigrants or, for Donald Trump, morons generally.
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Halloween forces grown-ups to pay lip service to their inner-child, leaving everyone feeling (and acting) like morons.
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Well, I know that Trump and the morons who attack [Sanders] charge Bernie Sanders and others with being socialist.
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Morons do come in all ages, so let's hope none of them are dumb enough to try and copycat Paul.
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"I'm dealing with morons," Bret snarked, shortly before he was voted out in yet another botched attempt to oust David.
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Manning and Rivers, two iconic morons (and, in Roethlisberger's case, alleged sex criminal) have both won two Super Bowls each.
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What these morons write in newspapers, that Lety was a concentration camp, is a lie, it was a work camp.
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"You're part of a league of morons," Cox tells Ted, the manager of Hardbodies, near the end of the movie.
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"These morons need to get off of their lazy asses and call me," Sousa told The Hill of his critics.
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I have worked for all sorts of people since then, geniuses and morons, quick-witted and dull, bighearted and narrow.
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" In Mr. Duterte's angry pronouncement on Thursday, the president said, "You think that we are a bunch of morons here.
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"Latin History for Morons," which opened on Wednesday evening, is supposedly the record of his research and self-re-education.
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But, and here's the hitch: I still think a lot of people are fucking morons feeding themselves, let alone art.
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"Only morons pay the estate tax," Mr. Cohn is quoted as having told a group of Senate Democrats this year.
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All of my relief work wouldn't happen if I listened to morons like you who told me to stop & be quiet.
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But if you call them morons and Neanderthals, all you'll get in return is their middle finger or their clenched fist.
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" Another recent Instagram post from the account referred to Admiral Green and another top Navy leader as "a bunch of morons.
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When Mr. Pryce's character says "People who try to understand things are morons," you can hear the playwright speaking through him.
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Anna von Hausswolff "The Mysterious Vanishing of Electra" We've all been hearing the term "witch hunt" get thrown around by morons lately.
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" In another review for a movie theater, she criticized employees as "barely educated morons trying to manage snack orders for the obese.
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The Ugi's Pizza Facebook page calls fans "morons" and "assholes," promotes drug use, trolls hecklers, and makes fun of its own pizza.
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"That is not due to me, it's due to the antifa, hard-left morons who are out there breaking windows," he said.
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Critics, after all, are the ones warning us that millions of undersexed morons are about to watch a movie they won't understand.
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Now, did I mention that your readers are demented morons if they think Betsy DeVos is the worst member of the cabinet?
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"You think that we are a bunch of morons here," Mr. Duterte said in an expletive-laden speech at the presidential palace.
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Instead, it's Instagram — an equally visual medium somewhat sheltered from Reddit's trolls, Twitter's bots, and Facebook's morons — to which queer culture has moved.
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" Back in May, an anonymous source told Just Security's Kate Brannen that the administration resembled a kind of "Game of Thrones for morons.
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And Trump showed the crew of Pepe-avatar morons and hang-Hillary hotheads that they could take over the party if they wanted.
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Whack some fake sausage and tofu scramble between slices of bread, call it an all day breakfast sandwich and watch time-pressed morons.
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"Only morons would work for $50,000 a year," he memorably told his co-conspirators, assuring them that they had nothing to worry about.
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That's the cycle the Politico piece describes: Trump the blank slate, led to and fro by grasping morons, protected from consequences by enablers.
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With Trump running, and many Democrat voices prone to castigate his supporters as racists and morons, these opportunities are likely to be plentiful.
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"He's here to make sure we don't look like morons," Mr. Steele said with a glance, as Mr. Fusco adjusted his jacket collar.
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Gary Cohn's comment that "only morons" pay the estate tax may seem like a Leona Helmsley moment for the White House economic czar.
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Singer Maggie Rogers wasn't having it when some morons in the crowd wanted her to take her top off ... telling them to STFU!!!
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"Let's get too close to a polar bear in its natural environment and then kill it if it gets too close". Morons. https://t.
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"No-brainers?" could be a series of really easy questions, or they could be MORONS, people who allegedly don't have or use their brains.
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Just like what we did with Trump University, make these morons think they were going to learn the secrets of my real-estate success!
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Ms. Janisse started it after she grew tired of people dismissing horror "because they thought it was for complete morons," as she put it.
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But then I saw a recent post calling top-ranking SEAL commanders "a bunch of morons," and my internal news radar started to crackle.
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Mr. Leguizamo, as is his wont, is churning up hot waves of improbably connected ideas in "Latin History for Morons," directed by Tony Taccone.
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Now, VanZant is following suit ... with the UFC fighter saying all she can do is continue to break female stereotypes to silence morons like Fury.
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"It's not that difficult, morons," she snips as she asks – nay, demands – that the audience silence their cell phones before the start of the show.
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They are Bonnie and Clyde till they die so if they say this sky is black, all of us are morons for saying it's blue.
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It's something that, you know, morons can get behind because they're like, 'Oh yeah, if you build a wall no one can get over it.
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They are Bonnie and Clyde 'til they die so if they say this sky is black, all of us are morons for saying it's blue.
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According to a new study by researchers from the University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign, plenty of us are still morons and would do exactly that.
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It follows the company's announcement that it will transform both "Harry Clarke" and John Leguizamo's "Latin History for Morons," which closes on Broadway on Feb.
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Paying ten bucks a month was like subscribing to a stupid dating app knowing a bunch of morons would buy me at least one drink.
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Goatish terror, grower of cannabis, shepherd of morons, idiot savant of chaos, Ricky is Vancouver's hockey rioter returned to fable: the Pan of the redneck arcadia.
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We all know you're clearly not a fucking terrorist, but the President is saying you are, and the morons who believe him don't see the difference.
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"That might be a punishable offense, for all those morons out there," Giuliani said, referring to members of the media who have reported on the tapes.
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"— and declared, apropos of not much, that "if you get too many men alone and leave us alone for a while, we kind of become morons.
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" As for the man leading London's talks on "Brexit," he has been called "lazy as a toad" and "vain as Narcissus," and his colleagues "government morons.
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Russia's Foreign Minister, Sergei Lavrov, was caught on microphone muttering the words "f—king morons" in Russian during a news conference with his Saudi counterpart in 2015.
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Failing to deliver on an official deadline for something like a space launch makes, in political parlance, the whole of government look like a pack of morons.
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Emmanuel Nahshon, spokesman for Israel's Foreign Ministry, described Gaza protesters on Twitter as "hateful morons" and "Hamas Jugend", the latter a play on "Hitler Youth" in German.
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Here they are ... 8 of the morons arrested during the violent, insane Eagles Super Bowl celebration in Philadelphia -- with allegations ranging from attacking police to flipping cars.
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Though the hamfisted comedy about a future full of low IQ morons bombed at the box office, it's become a cult favorite, even slipping into the vernacular.
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But the most emails came in for John Leguizamo, the actor and performer whose play, "Latin History for Morons," recently made the jump from Broadway to Netflix.
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Contrary to the belief of Gary Cohn, President Trump's chief economic adviser, that "only morons pay the estate tax," it is patriots who pay the estate tax.
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This entire situation seems avoidable, but really, this is the butterfly effect from having incompetent morons that had 22 goals in the 1980s running your franchise for years.
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The viper pit of morons in that chamber will likely get distracted by Diamond and Silk or some shit before they ever get close to a positive vote.
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That is, if you tweet something the abuser didn't like, you might find yourself added to a list with an offensive title, like "f***ing morons," for instance.
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The pre-teens of As Told By Ginger weren't menacing, love-obsessed lunatics (Helga, Hey Arnold!), superficial clones (The Ashleys, Recess), or literal morons (Dee-Dee, Dexter's Laboratory).
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"'Let's get too close to a polar bear in its natural environment and then kill it if it gets too close,' Morons," British actor-comedian Ricky Gervais tweeted.
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" He also tested arrivals at Ellis Island and "found" that 802 percent of the Jews, 80 percent of Hungarians, 79 percent of Italians were either "morons" or "imbeciles.
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Yet the point of BlacKkKlansman seems to be that laughing at the KKK, dismissing them as an irrelevant group of backward morons, is what got us Donald Trump.
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The others are "The Children," by Lucy Kirkwood; "Farinelli and the King," by Claire van Kampen; "Junk," by Ayad Akhtar; and "Latin History for Morons," by John Leguizamo.
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Using social media campaign platform Thunderclap, Benjamin and his alleged 0003,000 supporters all tweeted at 3pm EST on Saturday:Dear Mainstream Media: Jokes are not evidence of bigotry, you morons.
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Closing the season is "John Leguizamo: Latin History for Morons," a new one-man show from the actor, whose brash solo show "Ghetto Klown" ran on Broadway in 2011.
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In his one-man show called "Latin History for Morons," now on Broadway, Leguizamo explores the Latino contributions to the American Project and his people's contributions to the world.
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Muggles were largely divided between two other British plays, "The Children" and "Farinelli and the King," with the two American contenders, "Junk" and "Latin History for Morons," lagging behind.
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The Odds and Ends: There's probably a whole essay to be written about how in Helen's point-of-view segments, younger women are almost always either monsters or morons.
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The event will start with a keynote speech by John Leguizamo, an actor whose latest one-man show, "Latin History for Morons," ran at the Public Theater this year.
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Resist the urges to call the fire department that you will probably experience during John Leguizamo's "Latin History for Morons," which opened on Monday night at the Public Theater.
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It is very easy for me to imagine in 200 years, people looking back at chemotherapy as proof that people of the 20th century were insane and just morons.
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Unfortunately, because the judges are apparently morons (and also because Méité fell during her routine, but that's just a technicality), she actually came in ninth, with a score of 46.62.
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Black and POC wins are an affront to similar status quos of alleged hate crime hoaxes, hate mongering, and the inbred morons that weaponize them to ignore issues of race.
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If they look like morons, they are, and you'll be paying £15 to stand in a room surrounded by people with LDN / HOUSE / TEQUILA / SKREAM / #AFC in their Twitter bio.
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An avid connoisseur of internet morons, the moment I learned about QAnon I was immediately curious, and began going about joining the private Facebook groups where Q followers regularly congregate.
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" Another message from a Boeing employee later that year called an undisclosed party "morons" for ordering a type of cockpit display and said India's aviation regulator "is apparently even stupider.
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"If you get too many men alone and leave us alone for a while, we kind of become morons," he said to the audience — a moment which heralded great applause.
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At first glance, that's less than an Uber driver makes, but there's no cost of gas, car, insurance, or the stress of being at the mercy of morons on the road.
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Normally, it would be best to ignore this obviously troll-y horseshite from small-time developers whose only shot at success is to become "free speech" martyrs for easily-fleeced morons.
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Morons like yours truly thought this team had enough to be even better than last year's team, which made the New Year's Six bowls despite losing 19 different defenders to injury.
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Basically, self-driving cars will opt on the side of safety and caution, which means aggressive jerks who drive like morons will be able to bully them all over the road.
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In the same way George Saunders's much praised "Tenth of December" is limited by being only about morons, Jodzio's work is limited by being only about freaks involved in freakish events.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is enlisting a pair of petite animals to urge the public to "stay the F home" and "ignore the morons" in order to stop the spread of the coronavirus.
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Gary D. Cohn, the president's top economic adviser, joked to a group of Senate Democrats this year that "only morons pay the estate tax," according to people present at the meeting.
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But as he depicts his flailing attempts to help his son prepare a crucial middle school project on Latino heroes, he clearly counts himself among the "morons" of his play's title.
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Most of the staff of Deadspin quit Wednesday because its successful, profitable website was purchased by morons who actively loathed it and tried to change the things that made the site popular.
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As for the planned parade ... the morons in charge say it will be a one-day event sometime in August, and they are requesting the same route as the Boston Pride Parade.
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Anyone with a single crease in their brain could see that my post was satire, but alas, the internet has no shortage of morons, and the tweet was apparently reported into oblivion.
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Let's say he made Polanski look like an idiot and cast Hollywood's premier leading men as macho morons because Quentin Tarantino is actually a feminist filmmaker who wants to interrogate screen masculinity.
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His critically acclaimed one-man show "Latin History for Morons," which opened Off Broadway in March at the Public Theater, will move to Studio 54 starting in October, its producers announced Wednesday.
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While Jonathan Greenblatt, the chief executive of the Anti-Defamation League, said he had accepted Mr. Friedman's personal apology for saying that the organization's members sounded like "morons," not everyone was mollified.
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The Christie's online Banksy sale, subtitled "I can't believe you morons actually buy this sh*t," reached a final receipt of £1,122,750 (~$1,383,452) for a range of work across the enigmatic artist's career.
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But scattered and elusive as we are (and mindful of the threat of any platform being torn away by masked morons), I can't for the life of me think of how to proceed.
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Under Eustis's aegis, the Public, now housed in the former Astor Library in Lower Manhattan, has incubated such future Broadway hits as "Fun Home" (2015), "Hamilton" (2015) and "Latin History for Morons" (2017).
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Underlining those concerns, this week Dominic Cummings, director of the campaign to leave the European Union, turned to Twitter to castigate what he labeled "government morons" who want to withdraw from the treaty.
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Fortunately, Rob Graham wrote an excellent takedown of them, along with this great tweet: No, morons, if encryption were being used, you'd find the messages, but you wouldn't be able to read them pic.twitter.
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Unfortunately, in countries like the UK where weed remains illegal, the growing of hemp is still banned unless you have a licence because most governments are run by morons who can't distinguish the two.
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It is also people whom Trump economic adviser Gary Cohn has called "morons" for not simply planning around the tax, as billionaire Sheldon Adelson has already done to the tune of almost $8 billion.
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In this theory they're indicators that Trump, a shady guy surrounded by shady guys and professional morons, might well have colluded given the opportunity — but they don't prove that any such opportunity presented itself.
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In "Latin History for Morons," a panoptic survey of two millenniums of oppression in the Americas, he tosses off dozens of quick character sketches that feel exactly as true as they are likely inaccurate.
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Such acknowledgments allow me to go on doing the things I know I shouldn't, because unlike the morons who actually engage in foolish behavior in ways that define their being, I'm doing it knowingly.
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Plus, a previously lost masterwork by Eugène Delacroix is heading to Houston, and a Banksy auction subtitled "I can't believe you morons actually buy this sh*t" sold $7463 million worth of the artist's work.
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John Leguizamo, creator of the Broadway show Latin History for Morons, has never shied away from using his immense platform to voice his opinions, especially to criticize the polices and actions of President Donald Trump.
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If everyone was planning to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, I sure as hell wasn't going to; I'd pop a bottle of bubbly and watch people be morons from the safety of my window perch.
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Focus on the feeling you get when you blame this wholly avoidable Armageddon on self-righteous morally superior morons who couldn't see with any goddam perspective what was right in front of their fucking faces.
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Gary Cohn, the director of the National Economic Council, told a group of Senate Democrats during a meeting earlier this year that "only morons pay the estate tax," according to a New York Times report.
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And so the final question is: Is it really fair that millions of working parents, single and otherwise, should see their taxes increase to help finance a massive tax cut for hundreds of multimillionaire morons?
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" The movie imagined America 220 years in the future, populated and ruled by absolute morons, its infrastructure crumbling, its cities piled high with trash, everyone anesthetized by impossibly stupid television like the hit show "Ow!
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But as you read this list of 2015's most popular passwords, you will shake your head, mumble unmentionables and reach the firm conclusion that, no, we are in fact all still complete and utter morons.
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You see, you are no more responsible for the actions of an insane coward who committed an evil act in your proximity than you would be for a devastating natural disaster or morons near your hotel.
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" Veteran actress Chita Rivera and British musical impresario Andrew Lloyd Webber received lifetime achievement awards, while actor, writer and comedian John Leguizamo was given a special Tony for his one-man show, "Latin History for Morons.
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You'd have to be a gullible moron—or an alienated young white male—to fall for that logic, but America has been known to produce its fair share of gullible morons and alienated young white males.
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All of that "build a wall" horseshit is fine and dandy when you're getting morons and racists worked up to vote for you, but when it comes to practical application, that shit just isn't fucking cricket.
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I mean, the way that we were thinking about it is like you turn on cable news and there's a ton of great journalists but what you end up watching is world class journalists interviewing morons.
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"They just believe what they believe and they think their job is to drag the rest of the redneck morons toward the light," Mr. Ailes told me in an interview in his office in December 2014.
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" Veteran actress Chita Rivera and British musical impresario Andrew Lloyd Webber received lifetime achievement awards, while actor, writer and comedian John Leguizamo was given a special Tony for his one-man show, "Latin History for Morons.
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Since this wasn't really the sort of thing for which you put out a craigslist ad, he began scouring the early internet, and came across a few groups of enthusiastic morons willing to shoulder the task.
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For every blindingly brilliant gig, there were more that started late or were cut short, and they were almost all full of Johnny letting himself be baited by the morons who came to see the junkies onstage.
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After catching him cheating (delete your texts, morons), she is left with no choice but to cause a scene in its otherwise tranquil dining room, with a denouement of a full-on, cake-in-face power move.
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A CHAT CON EL PROFESOR In news unrelated to midterms: John Leguizamo's "Latin History for Morons" is now streaming on Netflix following a successful run in 2017 in New York at the Public Theater and on Broadway.
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Some Republican proposals are so regressive they're almost comical, like the plan to repeal the estate tax, which only affects fortunes of more than $5 million and which White House adviser Gary Cohn reportedly said only "morons" pay.
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Because that's when those morons, the bullying minority, those people who somehow think it's their job to tell us what to do—you know, that's what I love about the issue between pro-life and pro-choice movements.
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Your boy Michigan Governor Rick Snyder (R), along with Treasurer Andy Dillon, the Flint City Council, the Karegnondi Water Authority, and all the other greedhead morons in Michigan letting filthy poisoned water run through Flint faucets as we speak.
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It is the system as a whole that is at issue, and every time we pick out bumbling morons to lament or fresh-faced geniuses to praise is a missed opportunity to see plainly the necessity of structural change.
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A dean at Yale who was placed on leave after she left online reviews recommending a restaurant for "white trash" customers and describing movie theater workers as "barely educated morons" has left her position permanently, a college official said.
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We have to write something, so then you end up ... Like I write that we had stories counting Hillary's head nods during policy round tables, and in turn, she and her campaign think we're vapid morons, and it's this cycle.
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The anonymous artist has long expressed a dislike of art galleries reselling their works, down to creating a piece featuring an audience of bidders battling over a print that reads, simply, "I can't believe you morons actually buy this shit".
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It's easy to see why Tillerson was selected: Trump harped all campaign about how businessmen are better negotiators than diplomats, whom he considers to be effete morons, and Trump's only conception of politics is as an unending series of business deals.
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Last Sunday, The New York Times aggregated snippets of reporting from around the country for a story about "deniers and disbelievers" that could be boiled down to this: America's army of morons is out in force, making this catastrophe worse.
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And it says that President Trump calls detractors idiots and morons and weak and dishonest and they escalate, and you have Robert De Niro dropping the F Bomb against Trump, Samantha Bee using the C word, calling him a fascist and all that.
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Think Luke Wilson's everyman transformed into a genius in a planet of morons in Idiocracy, or Ron Livingston's slacker in Office Space, who discovers that hard work has nothing to do with success, and that neither have anything to do with happiness.
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Special Tony awards were announced for rocker Bruce Springsteen, who has extended his sold-out run, and John Leguizamo, whose one-man show "Latin History for Morons" also scored a best play nomination, though the star was not cited for best actor.
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For Rhodes, who wrote much of the I.S.G. report, the Iraq war was proof, in black and white, not of the complexity of international affairs or the many perils attendant on political decision-making but of the fact that the decision-makers were morons.
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Just don't try to tell me that I suck, that I should get my butt off the couch, that only morons watch reality TV and that running is a noble sport that has been practiced by every generation of mankind since the dawn of history.
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Because of his success with one-man shows, however, the writer/performer has done his fair share of matinees, from the breakout, Obie award-winning "Mambo Mouth" in 1991, to his "Latin History for Morons," currently on Broadway and scheduled to close this weekend.
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In real life, Jon Hamm regularly mocks his own astounding good looks by playing absolute morons, including a gameshow-obsessed cult leader (Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt) and a man so stupid that he has to narrate his sex acts to keep track of what's going on (Bridesmaids).
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"That is really the worst outcome of Brexit: not the breakup of the EU, or the fact that you can now use the British pound as loo paper; it's that the vote made these hateful morons think that over half the country agreed with them," Bee said.
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" Leguizamo's physical comedy and flamboyant characters offer plenty of laughs, but The New York Times's Jesse Green wrote, the injustices he outlines seem oddly downgraded for comedy: "'Latin History for Morons' would be richer if he didn't try so hard to make something so awful so funny.
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Well, generally because I think they were genuine morons as young(er) men, truly unaware of the larger implications of their postures, and specifically because they, upon leaving their Denmark bubble, quickly did what I ask of any accused band: they addressed the concerns, and did so without obfuscation.
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The Bird Box challenge was spurred on in part by prominent YouTubers like the extremely annoying kidfluencer Jake Paul, who posted a video purporting to show himself driving and wandering through traffic in a blindfold, as well as other morons who posted videos roping their children into it.
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Photo: Mary Altaffer (AP)For those who have remained blissfully off of Twitter, a site that remains uncomfortably popular with sociopaths and morons like me, the "ratio" is when a tweet is so bad that the number of retweets and favorites it accrues becomes greatly outnumbered by hostile replies.
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A manifesto whose figures did not add up, a position on Brexit so vague as to be unclassifiable, and a steady charge that the Conservatives were the same old reactionary morons they had always been, helped Labour outperform expectations and solidified Corbyn's leadership - and another setback to British society.
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"The utter contempt with which privileged Eastern liberals such as myself discuss red-state, gun-country, working-class America as ridiculous and morons and rubes is largely responsible for the upswell of rage and contempt and desire to pull down the temple that we're seeing now," Bourdain said.
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" Bannon also lashed out at the negative ads funded by allies of Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, saying that Republican "elites" had put millions of dollars into the Alabama race "to destroy a man," the Chicago Tribune reported, thinking that voters were "a bunch of morons" and "rubes.
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"The utter contempt with which privileged Eastern liberals such as myself discuss red-state, gun-country, working-class America as ridiculous and morons and rubes is largely responsible for the upswell of rage and contempt and desire to pull down the temple that we're seeing now," Bourdain told Reason.
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Having a president capable of demonstrating even a basic level of empathy went a long way, but outside of Alex Jones (who was a vastly more fringe character back then) and some anonymous online morons, there wasn't much of an effort to malign the survivors of the shooting or their families.
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I know that having her carelessly bouncing around the bottom of my bag all day and on the nightstand inches from my sleeping face, readily available for when I need to look up "recipes for morons" or "the best way to wash a cat," is putting my precious information at risk.
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I speak, of course, of "Burn After Reading," the Coen brothers' pitch-black comedy about morons attempting spycraft in Washington, D.C., which upon first viewing seemed too unremittingly misanthropic, too grimly contemptuous of its characters, without the flashes of grace that illuminate the darkness in most Coen depictions of human folly.
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I personally know a number of people who have willingly paid this tax, and I can assure Mr. Cohn and others that they are neither suckers nor morons, but have done so with a far larger sense of social responsibility and of the common good than most members of our current administration demonstrate.
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Ever been so bored at a house party, so stupefyingly disinterested in the recreational habits of the morons you've got to shove past in the kitchen to get to the tinnies you stuck in the back of the fridge on arrival, that you've found yourself peering at the books on someone's shelf?
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Unlike its louder American peers, such as Bill Ackman's Pershing Square, Paul Singer's Elliott Management or Dan Loeb's Third Point, Cevian has never written a pointed open letter to a chief executive or waged a proxy battle (although Carl Icahn, an activist who has been known to call bosses "morons", is one of its investors).
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In Griffith's Reconstruction, blacks, many played by white actors in blackface, are either menaces or morons (black legislators of the kind depicted in that lithograph spend their time in the statehouse drinking and eating), and are, thankfully, routed by the Klan—shown dressing in sheets because they have grasped the primitive African fear of ghosts.
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These women have been wronged; they are also happy to profit from a network that perpetrates myriad wrongs (Kate McKinnon's character, a fictional producer for Bill O'Reilly's show, describes the network as pushing "the mentality of an Irish street cop: the world is a bad place, people are lazy morons, sex is sick but interesting").
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None of this should serve as a word-for-word preview as to how Mueller will conduct himself in the months (years?) to come, but it's not hard to see why one might think he'd be the perfect man for the job, what with all the morons and see-no-evil, hear-no-evil monkeys flitting about.
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Saying Ovechkin isn't a winner based on a couple subpar series when his body of work shows he's objectively one of the best players in NHL history is like saying Meryl Streep is a bad actress because of Ricki and the Flash, only nobody would ever do the latter because that industry isn't dominated my morons.
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She blamed James ComeyJames Brien ComeySaagar Enjeti warns 28500 Democrats against embracing Hillary Clinton Trump told Russian officials in 6900 he was unconcerned about Moscow's election interference: report Trump's Ukraine transcript: Unwise words but no proof of a crime MORE, Russia, the Media, everyone but herself and the morons that she hired for her embarrassing loss on the grandest stage.
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During the next election season, Leguizamo wants to take Latin History for Morons to major cities like Chicago, Denver, Miami and many more to galvanize Latinos to get involved: "Latinos need to be motivated to be re-motivated, and maybe even inspired for the first time to understand how much right they have to speak out and stand up for themselves," he told the online magazine.
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Zeke Elliott was excellent as a rookie—and the only rusher to top 300 totes last year—but he has two possible career paths: one where he's a bell-cow for a few years, gets hurt and/or expensive, and flames out early, and one where the Cowboys prolong his career while also giving sportsball morons an excuse to gripe about the old days.
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I mean, this is what people say when they say that people in politics think that the American people are a bunch of morons in order to buy this, because there&aposs no way that you could believe -- not only that, Trey Gowdy also lays out in another point that he was thinking that Trump may, in fact, be able to win the election or -- it&aposs just ridiculous, honestly.
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But it's condescending to suggest that if we are interested in having agency over our bodies, if we are open to experiencing heightened states of awareness and emotion, if we are amazed by and eager to learn more about the possibilities of touch and intention and energy, and if we'd like to do everything within our power to stay out of doctors' offices, we are somehow privileged morons who deserve an intellectual (read: patriarchal) beat-down.
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The treats for the rich include slashing the corporate tax rate from 35% to 43%; adding a new 25% rate for "pass through entities," of which President Trump has an ownership interest in approximately 500; repealing the alternative minimum tax, as a result of which Trump had to pay over $30 million in 2005, the last year in which we have proof that he actually paid taxes; and gradually phasing out the estate tax, which is paid, according to Gary Cohn, Trump's chief economic adviser, only by multimillionaire morons.
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" In the months that followed, he rewatched the mini-series "Roots," lost all interest in talk of FIRE now that he had achieved it, feared a looming stock market crash, had nightmares that "I'm back at work and arguing with morons," finished a marathon in a personal best sub-three hours, felt moments of social isolation, took a two-week road trip across the heartland, and went twice to the beach in Florida with his wife and watched their net worth reach its highest point, despite not working, which he attributed to "the passage of the tax cut for wealthy job creators like myself.
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