"So there ARE no "killer clowns"--it's just jackasses being jackasses," wrote band member J-WEBB.
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I'm hoping all the jackasses that sympathize follow her out the door.
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When you put a lot of humans into one space, jackasses happen.
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There are no exact historical analogs to today's politicians — jackasses or saviors.
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Beyond jackasses like me asking you about the money, you're the same guy.
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It's really important to start thinking about this, especially you Silicon Valley jackasses.
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You can also submit your favorite (or not so favorite) jackasses at www.JackassWhisperer.
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They acted like jackasses to cover the tracks that someone made to detain me.
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Because we're just jackasses as the human race or what is the issue there?
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Increase that frame rate and actors look like goofy jackasses in a cheap soap opera.
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In 2010, the Jackasses reunited for what would be Ryan Dunn's last ride with the crew.
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"I tell the jackasses what they want to hear, and they worship me for it," he gloats.
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Conversely, it also makes men out to be piggish jackasses who only stay with women for their looks.
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For making the Atlanta Braves announcers and their talk of "white flags" sound like jackasses, he deserves it alone.
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Daniel Clowes was one of the first comic book authors taken seriously by jackasses who write book reviews and introductions.
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We have to come up with a way of distinguishing between men who are simply jackasses and ones who are outright predators.
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" As for those who don't get it ... he didn't hold back on ripping them, by calling them "idiots and jackasses and fools.
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These two bros—brought up in very different worlds, working on opposite sides of one of baseball's most intense rivalries—are both jackasses.
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Unfortunately, this is too optimistic for jackasses like myself whose vices and pettiness and lack of discipline seem to persist through any state of emergency.
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We know with certainty that abuse will happen, and manufacturer should foresee this, too—whether for a big payday or infamy, that's just what some jackasses do.
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Charles Barkley is going scorched earth on "idiots" who are criticizing the NBA's handling of the China situation ... calling people "jackasses" and hypocrites for blasting the league!!
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Our community has a hard enough time keeping individuals from making us out to be bad guys and jackasses without minor publications adding their filth to the fire.
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The most hated post on Reddit of all time is, predictably, more moderators telling more users to stop being jackasses and aim for the bare minimum of human decency.
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Self-driving cars are supposed to reduce traffic accidents and fatalities, increase mobility, and generally usher in a new era of safety — but they may also turn people into jackasses.
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The talk show host making fun of jackasses like you or me who thought it was important to learn the residues of the humanities which have existed since the Renaissance.
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Nothing in the law which desegregated restaurants in Virginia and the rest of the country states public establishments are under any obligation to serve patrons they believe to be repugnant and potentially disruptive jackasses.
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When it comes to paying attention to jackasses, invading others' privacy, or being rude to powerless strangers—basically anything you'd be embarrassed to do in public—individual internet users could exercise a similar vigilance, cutting off the demand and disincentivizing further supply.
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As long as the guys aren't forcibly being jackasses about keeping women out, I think it's okay for us to be respectful [that this is often] where dudes feel comfortable, the same way I'll go to the nail salon with my girlfriends.
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But we're reputed to fight tirelessly for the oppressed, we always give solid directions, and we'll make room for you on the subway regardless of how packed it is (well, except those jackasses who won't move all the way in to the car).
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"I have no idea why, but people are acting like complete jackasses when they hear that there is snow in the forecast," Sherrill Suitt Craig, who lives in Raleigh, told the AP after traveling a town over to go grocery shopping because her local market was too crowded.
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No one (except perhaps the acidic H. L. Mencken, who famously described American democracy as "the worship of jackals by jackasses") could have imagined that the 250st-century catastrophe to befall the U.S.A., the most debasing of disasters, would appear not, say, in the terrifying guise of an Orwellian Big Brother but in the ominously ridiculous commedia dell'arte figure of the boastful buffoon.
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YouTube had been facing strong criticism for months over its hosting and monetization of supremacist videos and creepy kid content, but the timing of the new monetization rules made it seem as if Paul's suicide forest video was the final straw, as if YouTube wanted to let its advertisers know that they don't need to worry about their ads running on videos of corpses and opportunistic jackasses.
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"My Jackasses and the Fire" in the June 1960 issue of Coronet.
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In 2001 he wrote a book entitled Ondernemers zijn ezels (), which can be translated as Entrepreneurs are Jackasses. In this book he discussed his experiences directing a large multi-national conglomerate. He followed this up in 2002 with a book entitled Overstekende ezels (), translated as Crossing Jackasses. In this he discusses his views regarding entrepreneurs, corruption, ambition, the euro, money, honesty, change and success.
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Whatever the reason, Lumina and Candlewick are only transformed halfway into donkeys and still retain human, as evidenced by Lumina saying that she understands Lorenzini's trick by looking at the half-transformed Candlewick and stating, "Lorenzini's trick is that he gets you to act like Jackasses, so that you turn into Jackasses." She is also the only one of the two to bray like an ass, which seems to confirm her more jackass-like behavior.
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Jackass Aeropark was a public-use airport located in Amargosa Valley, Nevada. It was named after Jackass Flats, Nevada, where wild jackasses once gathered to graze on the Nevada Test Site.
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Concerning commissioning artists during the Thaw, Khrushchev declared: "As long as I am president of the Council of Ministers, we are going to support a genuine art. We aren't going to give a kopeck for pictures painted by jackasses." In comparison, the consumption of material goods acted as a measure of economic success.
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In September 2019, Sean Hannity characterized as "Trump derangement syndrome" the continuing press coverage of Trump's days-long insistence that he was correct to state on September1 that Hurricane Dorian posed a danger to Alabama, asserting "pretty much every newsroom in America screwed this up and lied to you," adding there were "a lot of psychotic jackasses in the media mob".
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Commonly called Milk Fort, Fort Leche, or El Pueblo, it was inhabited by people of Spanish, Native American, and French heritage. Its name, Milk Fort or Fort Leche, comes from the goat's milk consumed by the forts inhabitants, which included well-groomed women, "ferocious" looking men, and many children. Some of the men were retired trappers. The animals included buffalo calves, goats, dogs, cats, jackasses, and raccoons.
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Pontius and Steve-O were also given their own spin-off show Wildboyz. Unlike Jackass and Viva La Bam, Wildboyz rejected the formula of practical jokes and instead features the two traveling the world in search of wild and exotic animals. Directed by Jackass director Jeff Tremaine, Wildboyz featured frequent guest appearances by fellow Jackasses Johnny Knoxville, Manny Puig, and Jason "Wee Man" Acuña.
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House of the Seven Gables in Salem, Massachusetts c. 1915 The novel begins: The Pyncheon family actually existed and were ancestors of American novelist Thomas Pynchon.Joseph A. Conforti, Imagining New England: Explorations of Regional Identity from the Pilgrims to the Mid-Twentieth Century (Chapel Hill: University of North Carolina Press, 2001), 248–62. Hawthorne, however, did not base the story on a real family and was surprised that several "Pynchon jackasses" claimed a connection.
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Therefore, the boys' "jackass" behavior causes them to actually physically transform into jackasses. The first revelation of this fate happens when, instead of screams of thrills and joy, Lampwick brays like an ass. After Lampwick's strange bray, the other boys in the car point out a donkey's tail growing out of Lampwick's pants and flapping in the wind. Then the other boys in the car begin to bray uncontrollably as their ears become like those of a donkey.
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Gil Mantera's Party Dream spawned from a three-man act called "Party Talk" that played a one night show in August 1998 in Youngstown, Ohio at Cedars Lounge. The act consisted of Richard Elmsworth (Ultimate Donny), Glen Whiteweather (Gil Mantera), and Brian Gage (Tartron). Ultimate Donny described the band as, "A joke band called Party Talk, playing retro '80s-style dance music and pretty much making jackasses of ourselves." The group disbanded after Brian moved to California.
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In the end, the townspeople wise up, and the scoundrels are ridden out on a rail. For Mencken, the episode epitomizes the hilarious dark side of America, where democracy, as defined by Mencken, is "the worship of jackals by jackasses." Such turns of phrase evoked the erudite cynicism and rapier sharpness of language displayed by Ambrose Bierce in his darkly-satiric The Devil's Dictionary. A noted curmudgeon, democratic in subjects attacked, Mencken savaged politics, hypocrisy, and social convention.
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Jiminy Cricket finds Pinocchio playing pool with Lampwick and the latter bullies him calling Jiminy a "grasshopper" and "beetle," laughing at him after Jiminy threatens to fight him. Shortly after this altercation, Jiminy notices that the boys on Pleasure Island are literally turning into jackasses and being rounded up for slave labor. Lampwick's transformation is swift: within a minute, he loses all humanity (including his red hair and buckteeth) and is last seen wrecking the pool hall in panic. Lampwick began transforming before Pinocchio because was one of the worst-behaved boys on the island.
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Stephen Harper, who later became Prime Minister, labelled Elections Canada "jackasses" and tried to raise money for Bryan. The Canadian Broadcasting Corporation also supported Bryan, hoping to "make election night a bigger event that it already is". Before the 2000 election, Elections Canada moved to reduce the effects of the blackout and the influence of unauthorized knowledge of election results in Western ridings by altering the times that polls close, so that polls no longer close at the same local time throughout the country. Polls in Atlantic Canada close at 9 p.m.
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His illustrations were biting caricatures of the political "jackasses" of the day. Illustrations were contributed by well-known artists such as Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Georges Goursat, René Georges Hermann-Paul, Juan Gris, Lucien Metivet, Georges Meunier, Jean-Louis Forain, Adolphe Willette, Joaquín Xaudaró, Leonetto Cappiello, Albert Guillaume, Manuel Luque, Jules Grandjouan, Abel Faivre, and Jules-Alexandre Grun. During the music hall era, cabarets and cafes were crowded with personalities and Parisians could catch glimpses of the stars of the day. Le Rire was there to capture scene for its readers.
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Along the way, Geppetto meets a magician named Lezarno and visits the town of Idylia where Professor Buonragazzo and his son make perfectly obedient children for any family that wants one. He then arrives at Pleasure Island and discovers the terrible curse it harnesses. After riding the rollercoaster, the boys all "make jackasses of themselves" by turning into donkeys. He arrives at the rollercoaster to rescue Pinocchio, but he refuses, saying he was a big disappointment to him, gets on the ride, and is shipped off to the salt mines after having been turned into a donkey.
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Colson attended some meetings of the Committee for the Re-Election of the President (CRP or CREEP). However, he and the White House Staff "had come to regard the Committee to Re-elect the President as a rival organisation... those Jackasses over at CREEP".Aitken, 2005, p.166 When Colson had taken charge of the Office of Communications, he was offered but rejected Jeb Magruder as a senior staffer, and Magruder was instead sent over to CRP, as At a CRP meeting on March 21, 1971, it was agreed to spend US$250,000 on "intelligence gathering" on the Democratic Party.
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The first asses came to the Americas on ships of the second voyage of Christopher Columbus, and were landed at Hispaniola in 1495. In the early days of the Conquest, jackasses were highly valued as sires for mules, which were esteemed as riding animals by the Spanish, and reserved for the nobility. Mules were bred for expeditions to mainland America, with males preferred for pack animals and the females for riding. The first shipment of mules, along with three jacks and twelve jennies, arrived in Mexico from Cuba ten years after the conquest of the Aztecs in 1521.
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In Lawson's opinion the turncoats had become the reactionary radical opposition and had placed Britain under the yoke of a Tory administration. He cared little for their names: Liberal Unionists, Dissenting Liberals, Hartingtonians, Chamberlainites, Old Whigs, Randolphians, Tory democrats, Conservatives, Constitutionalists, Ruling Councillors, Knight Harbinghers, Union Jacks and Union Jackasses; they were all out and out Tories.The West Cumberland Times, 7 January 1888 Lawson returned to the House of Commons in the election of 1886, one of only three "Home Rulers" to capture a Conservative seat;The West Cumberland Times, 10 June 1887 converting a minority of ten into a majority of over one thousand.Sir Wilfrid Lawson: A Memoir, Russell page 187 In parliament he vehemently opposed Arthur Balfour's coercion measures.
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After the guilty verdict was read, Guiteau stepped forward, despite his lawyers' efforts to tell him to be quiet, and yelled at the jury saying "You are all low, consummate jackasses!" plus a further stream of curses and obscenities before he was taken away by guards to his cell to await execution. Guiteau appealed his conviction, but his appeal was rejected. Twenty-nine days before his execution, Guiteau composed a lengthy poem asserting that God had commanded him to kill Garfield to prevent Secretary James G. Blaine’s "scheming" to war with Chile and Peru. Guiteau also claimed in the poem that Vice President Chester A. Arthur knew the assassination had saved the United States and that Arthur's refusal to pardon him was the "basest ingratitude".
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In the editorial "Returning Soldiers" he wrote: "But, by the God of Heaven, we are cowards and jackasses if, now that the war is over, we do not marshal every ounce of our brain and brawn to fight a sterner, longer, more unbending battle against the forces of hell in our own land."Du Bois quoted in Williams, Chad (2010), Torchbearers of Democracy: African American Soldiers in the World War I Era, UNC Press Books, p. 207. Many blacks moved to northern cities in search of work, and some northern white workers resented the competition. This labor strife was one of the causes of the Red Summer of 1919, a horrific series of race riots across America, in which over 300 African Americans were killed in over 30 cities.Lewis, p. 383.
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He meets Foulfellow and Gideon in a bar called The Red Lobster Inn and hires them to round up naughty boys for him, promising to pay them much money but specifically warning them not to double-cross him. He intimidates Foulfellow and Gideon with an incredibly frightening grin, presenting himself as a sort of demonic figure as well as an antithesis to the Blue Fairy. The Coachman takes the boys to Pleasure Island on a stagecoach that was full of donkeys to aboard a steamboat, where he encourages them to act like "jackasses" and misbehave turning into actual donkeys as they do so. When the boys are turned into donkeys and his henchmen load the fully transformed donkeys onto the steamboat as Jiminy Cricket discovers, the Coachman sorts the donkeys who can talk from those who cannot talk, the latter being sold to places like the salt mines and the circuses.
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'It has been so recorded!' "During these questions the candidates are tried to test their ability to swim, to play the drum or instruments--and it must be amusing to see staid, sober citizens lying down face foremost on the floor, and “striking out” as if swimming for dear life from Florida to Cuba, as well as going through the other feats of a similar ridiculous character. But then, each man thinks, we suppose, that he must do as all good “Sons of Malta” have done before him, and therefore he goes the whole figure. "After enough of the above questions are asked and answered, the candidates take another solemn obligation having reference to the conquest of Cuba, which is administered to them in their blind state, while each places his hand upon a big book, which is always carried in procession, and which contains nothing but the pictures of two Jackasses, one in the prime of life and the other in a rapid decline.
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Early in 1919, Dr. George Edmund Haynes, an educator employed as director of Negro Economics for the U.S. Department of Labor, wrote: "The return of the Negro soldier to civil life is one of the most delicate and difficult questions confronting the Nation, north and south." One black veteran wrote a letter to the editor of the Chicago Daily News saying the returning black veterans "are now new men and world men…and their possibilities for direction, guidance, honest use, and power are limitless, only they must be instructed and led. They have awakened, but they have not yet the complete conception of what they have awakened to." W. E. B. Du Bois, an official of the NAACP and editor of its monthly magazine, saw an opportunity: > By the God of Heaven, we are cowards and jackasses if now that the war is > over, we do not marshal every ounce of our brain and brawn to fight a > sterner, longer, more unbending battle against the forces of hell in our own > land.
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During this time, Masson befriended the psychoanalyst Kurt Eissler and became acquainted with Sigmund Freud's daughter Anna Freud. Eissler designated Masson to succeed him as Director of the Sigmund Freud Archives after his and Anna Freud's death. Masson learned German and studied the history of psychoanalysis. In 1980 Masson was appointed Projects Director of the Freud Archives, with full access to Freud's correspondence and other unpublished papers. While perusing this material, Masson concluded that Freud might have rejected the seduction theory in order to advance the cause of psychoanalysis and to maintain his own place within the psychoanalytic inner circle, after a hostile response from the renowned sex-pathologist Richard von Krafft-Ebing and the rest of the Vienna Psychiatric Society in 1896 - "an icy reception from the jackasses," was the way Freud described it later to Fliess "Did Freud's Isolation Lead Him to Reverse Theory on Neurosis?" by Ralph Blumenthal, The New York Times, August 25, 1981 In 1981, Masson's controversial conclusions were discussed in a series of New York Times articles by Ralph Blumenthal, to the dismay of the psychoanalytic establishment.
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We had a solid car and got up there to ninth or something and some guys ran out of fuel and got us to sixth.” After struggling all day and rallying to a seventh–place finish in his record setting 789th career start, Jeff Gordon said that his team "had a bunch of things that didn't go our way, and then luckily there at the very end, we had it go our way where we came in and got four tires, had a decent restart and we were able to drive all the way up there." While neither Kevin Harvick nor crew chief Rodney Childers opted to speak to the media after the race (only the top–three finishers are obligated to do so), Childers took to Twitter roughly 90 minutes after the race with a screen grab of a note explaining why he wasn't worried about the team's fuel situation in a tweet titled "Great car all weekend.. To our real fans that actually care.. Not the ones that are jackasses.. Here ya go..".
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