Ahead, 12 ways to make even your laziest mornings tastier.
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County were the laziest employed people I have ever seen.
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Even the laziest human mason can do six times that.
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At tokenism's cheapest and laziest, a mascot isn't even necessary.
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That's the laziest trick in the font book, my dude.
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And Alexander Wang just made our laziest hair accessory decidedly fashun.
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For the laziest among us, try Sam's New Mexican hot dish.
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They've become an indispensable barometer for the laziest kind of couch surfing.
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"That was some of the laziest writing I've ever seen," commented another.
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This is the laziest, most delusional assumption in all of political punditry.
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The slowest and laziest animal, or I should say mammal, known to man.
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I throw my hair in the laziest bun and decide to walk in.
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So it's about thinking of the easiest or laziest way of doing things.
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And if a blue wave comes, expect it to wash out the laziest Republicans.
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He added that Mr. King has been running "the laziest campaign" he has seen.
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" Charlie noted, of Brian and Keith, "They were the laziest buggers in the world.
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One should never get tired of even the laziest comparisons, especially if they're flattering ones.
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I think false equivalency is the easiest, laziest form of protecting the appearance of independence.
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What are some of the laziest, worst interview questions you've ever gotten throughout your career?
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It feels like a bad, feebly-produced reality show scripted by the world's laziest writers.
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And yet, here we are, with the laziest and most unaccomplished Senate in recent memory.
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How are you both the hardest working and the laziest of all the signs, Taurus?
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"Closed on Sunday" has some of the laziest and weakest lyrics of Kanye West's career.
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Since the dawn of music, mankind has wished to turn their laziest vocal expressions into song.
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Nature has given us more evidence that we are the laziest link in the evolutionary chain.
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This is the laziest old-fashioned I know, and I drink it with immense, indolent pleasure.
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At its laziest, it relies on novelty, presenting scenes as listicles that both mythicize and oversimplify.
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Labour owes its apparent resurgence to the young, who are its keenest fans but the laziest voters.
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Their past opacity has shielded them from searching criticism, but exposed them instead to the laziest disdain.
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But the laziest use is to make facile comparisons between then and now, this person and that.
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The TV show people turn to in their coziest, laziest, or most bored moments is their Comfort Binge.
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Go ahead, give them a try, and watch how even your laziest #OOTDs look like a million bucks.
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Does this mean Darwin's "survival of the fittest" evolutionary theory should turn into a "survival of the laziest"?
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Baby boomers might call us the "laziest generation," but millennials are working the longest hours of any generation.
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Ryan said she would celebrate the death of some of the laziest forms of journalism spawned by the platform.
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But I can confidently state that chicken soup will carry even the laziest cook through a long, cold season.
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Click here to view original GIFGIF: Alex MikesBut don't assume that Mikes is the laziest ebook reader on the internet.
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They are also surprisingly easy to use, helping even the laziest and most clueless wannabe gardeners turn into environmental warriors.
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I've succeeded where many a man has failed: I've figured out the laziest possible way to make a woman come.
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Fair warning, the blend is strong and can turn the fattest and laziest of cats into crazy balls of energy.
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The scoop is hidden against the side, but its accessibility will appeal to even the laziest litter box maintenance crew.
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Now, at least even the laziest iPhone owners will still get some privacy without having to navigate through so many menus.
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"This is the cheapest, laziest way to increase the odds of someone surviving yet another American mass shooting," the post suggests.
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But carving out time to do it takes discipline — which is why, as the World's Laziest Beauty Editor, I seldom do.
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It's a lonely image of someone producing writing of the laziest sort: shaped by YouTube, Twitter, the 24-hour news cycle.
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How often, for example, the laziest story in American journalism — about the "first X to do Y" — is told and retold.
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There's even a dashboard that will let you look at your movement patterns so, I guess, you can know when you're laziest.
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They appear to be the laziest bums on earth because they have so many options in front of them, it is paralyzing.
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I am the world's laziest makeup fiend and I applied it with my fingers and was thrilled with the smooth, blendable consistency.
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But, even for the laziest among us, there are ways to keep clean (or at least look like it) in a pinch.
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Event the laziest of us can now prepare a meal by pushing a few buttons and feel like we belong on Top Chef.
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You're famous for being one of the laziest, most luxurious, sensual signs in the zodiac, but once you get moving, you love it!
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As Erica Grieder at The Houston Chronicle has pointed out, that's about the laziest thing that non-Texan experts on politics can say.
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In some ways, this makes a lyricist's job potentially easier than a poet's, because an attractive tune can rescue even the laziest phrasing.
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Turning Daenerys "not just into a Mad Queen, but into a crazy ex-girlfriend [was] the laziest of sexist tropes," wrote The Daily Beast.
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To borrow a hyperbole from Chris Harrison, this summer is shaping up to be my Laziest Season As A Beauty Editor Of All Time.
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It was Father's Day, and when I forgot to help carry some groceries inside he called me the laziest little girl in the world.
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One of the laziest takes in primary punditry is that Kamala's decision to engage VP Biden at the first debate "blew back" on her.
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It's really not the worst idea — the film looks like something between Saw and Cube — but the name just seems like the laziest thing imaginable.
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There's the throw-on-and-go ease — the one that reigns supreme for the laziest style fans out there — and just-touches-your-body comfort.
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If you are familiar with the NFL, neither these numbers nor the wheezing, hilariously transparent bluster of the laziest people on earth will be surprising.
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The knock on DJs has historically been that they don't create anything original, and just recycle what others have done in the laziest possible way.
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The last and laziest defense is a shot of whatabout-ism accompanied with the chaser that says a fact-based debate is itself is divisive.
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Among college professors, I am often the smartest person in the room; in the bureaucracy, I was often the dumbest, and the laziest to boot.
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With the stroke of a virtual pen, American Express, Discover, Mastercard and Visa pronounced that even our laziest scrawling John Hancocks are no longer needed.
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But this effort reeks of the laziest content from news publishers making frantic pivots to video with a fresh twist of Trump Steaks-quality campaign advertising.
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Usually he only works outside of London, but we just wanted to stay home and do it because we're the laziest band in rock and roll.
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Even the laziest cat won't be able to resist chasing the PetSafe Bolt Laser Cat Toy red laser dot as it bounces around your living room.
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We combed the research and asked a few experts to help us nail down the, well, laziest possible preventive care schedule for the young and symptom-free.
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After vaguely setting up the laziest, ugliest takedown attempt of his career, Emelianenko's usually snappy and timely hips betrayed him and left him underneath Hunt once again.
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In this case, the laziest of the bunch insinuate that men wearing traditionally feminine clothing is mockable in and of itself, which is both harmful and untrue.
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I've loved math since I was a kid because it felt like a big game and because it seemed like the laziest thing you could do mentally.
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It sidesteps a few of the laziest pitfalls into which movies of this sort often dive, and undermines the tropes of its genre with cheer and panache.
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Here are his top tips for spotting forgeries and fakes: "I think it's best to start with the laziest options, and then move to the hardest," says Melikdjanian.
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Amazon Echo's added a lot of neat abilities since its launch in 2014, but this just might be the laziest of them all: Alexa can now order pizza.
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Do nothing and raise taxes in 2034 And then we have what could construed as one of the laziest and most unpopular Social Security fixes for working Americans.
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Conversely, the laziest person in Hollywood has got to be Jake, who just runs off to Austin because he didn't get what he wanted the first time around.
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He described February's annual budget, in which a sales tax was raised for the first time in 25 years, as "the laziest route" to improving the country's economy.
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So, with the help of makeup artist James Vincent and hairstylist Gianluca Mandelli, we came up with easy how-tos that indulge our laziest inclinations without compromising on quality.
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Not everyone has made the jump to a fancy smart TV. Give the gift of 4K streaming and the laziest possible movie marathons with the newest Fire TV Stick.
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Lacking any of the skills needed to pull off a policy revolution, Trump fell back on the laziest possible solution, which was to defer to the national security establishment.
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We've rounded up ten coffee gadgets that were born and bred for the laziest caffeine consumers — the ones who may or may not be still trying to wake up.
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We are giving life to the laziest, cheapest ideas Hollywood can come up with and throwing billions of dollars at them—ideas like: What if we did Batman again?
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This isn't a secret, and the laziest of searches will turn up half a dozen think pieces on the resurgence of the newsletter, dominated by the MailChimp-powered site TinyLetter.
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You look at a video and think, 'If I had to fake this, what's the laziest, least amount of work I would have to do to make it look real?
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While some energy healers claim that all the waggly parts of your aura can be realigned without any bodily contact, distance healing takes that hypothesis to its farthest, laziest conclusion.
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We won't spoil any of the deets here, but let's just say the video above has even the laziest among us cleaning up our hygiene and our skin-care routines.
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Rick's true nature has gone from the show's core conceit to its laziest fallback, and it doesn't feel like TWD has any more of an answer than us audience members.
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For women in Hollywood, especially those aging out of prime ingenue territory, roles that don't lean in to the laziest photocopy of an already clichéd character are still rare — or on television.
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That "laziest story in American journalism" about "the first X to do Y" demonstrates to women, immigrants and minority groups that we can overcome significant barriers to educational, economic and political advancement.
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As if this wasn't enough, their first player made an entrance a minute before puck drop, wearing his skates, towed across the ice by his dog like the world's laziest iditarod participant.
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And it's the laziest toy for me to use, because at the absolute least I can just park it in the space between the sofa cushions and let it hang and she'll play!
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Zeroing in on whether Ocasio-Cortez smiled or not while President Trump boasted about a laundry list of policies she vehemently opposes is perhaps one of the laziest takeaways her critics could have mentioned.
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" (She was reported to be "the laziest woman to have been born in England in the 20th century" by another source.) Higdon adds, "It was even hard for her to get out of bed.
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"You think of travelers as bold, but our guilty secret is that travel is one of the laziest ways on earth of passing the time," American novelist and travel writer Paul Theroux once observed.
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While it's easiest (read: laziest) to look back on her life through the contributions — and complications — she brought with her to the band, it's an underestimation to paint her an Almost Famous-esque groupie.
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The compact kitchen appliance can also be controlled via Bluetooth (just download the Anova app) from up to 30 feet away, so even the laziest cooks will find their happy place with this product.
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You can sling it on your shoulder for an effortless upgrade to the laziest of ensembles with the comfort of knowing it's there for you in a pinch when in need of a nap.
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Alas, there comes a time when even the laziest of people outgrows their frequent consumption of boxed macaroni and cheese, but happens to find themselves in a situation where it comes back into our lives.
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The Amazon Fire TV Stick 4K Not everyone has made the jump to a fancy smart TV. Give the gift of 4K streaming and the laziest possible movie marathons with the newest Fire TV Stick.
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In a new study of shellfish from the past 5 million years, scientists found that species with a greater chill factor are less likely to fizzle out—a phenomenon they dub survival of the laziest.
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On the rocky shore behind the Cobb, the laziest of fossil hunters can see gorgeous, huge ammonites, much bigger than the ones we found on Charmouth Beach, lodged into the giant boulders that sit there.
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Self-heating mugs, meditation headbands, and the laziest grilled-cheese-making method known to humankind are just some of the products held within, and we can guarantee he'll never forget them once he's the lucky recipient.
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All that misdirected lending would have been less likely if companies had bonds outstanding: even the laziest banker will hesitate to lend to a company if its bonds are trading at 60 cents on the dollar.
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"And so I did the cowardly easiest laziest thing you could do with feelings like that and I didn't deal with them, and in not dealing with them, I made everybody else deal with them," he said.
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"I knew that I wasn't doing anybody any favors by feeling these things, and so I did the cowardly, easiest, laziest thing you could do with feelings like that, and I didn't deal with them," Harmon said.
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The core conflict between Charles Xavier and Magneto has been fought so many times that it feels shorthanded here, and it doesn't help that Magneto's decisions are motivated by the laziest, hackiest superhero trope of all time.
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Where Season 1 nicely subverted this predictable arc by letting Steve grow as a character and Nancy and Jonathan foster a trauma-induced friendship, Season 2 went back to the drawing board in the laziest way possible.
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And so I did the cowardly easiest laziest thing you could do with feelings like that and I didn't deal with them, and in not dealing with them, I made everybody else deal with them – especially her.
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Read these stories next:3 Magical Meals To Make When You're At Your Laziest 12 Recipes You'll Still Have Time To Make When You Get Home From Work I Quit Drinking Coffee For A Month — Here's What Happened
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Fortunately, this is one issue dessert fiends can cross off their list for good, because as Delish reports, Duncan Hines has come up with a solution perfect for the laziest cake enthusiast: individual pouches of mug cake mixes.
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Best Verse: n/a Overall Grade: C+ The original "Congratulations" features one of Quavo's laziest guest verses and a characteristically lazy verse by Pigpen Paul Wall, so it really doesn't take much for Future to improve the track.
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And Rachel, after becoming a poster child last week for How Not to Handle Your Show's Race Commentary, shows up this week just in time to deliver perhaps the laziest possible back story for a woman character: rape.
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Instead, he spent four minutes referencing every Asian stereotype imaginable, using his platform to characterize the community as an out-of-touch joke, and diminishing their culture to the laziest of tropes (while also deploying some truly unnecessary subtitles).
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The sentiment that markets are efficient and self-regulating – where the most astute and hardest workers are presumed to prosper while the least astute and laziest receive their "just rewards" – only serves the ideological device of maintaining social hierarchy.
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Connor, the laziest and stupidest, is in a nakedly transactional relationship with the much younger woman whose play he is financing, and is pivoting from having done nothing his entire life to campaigning for president as a doltish libertarian.
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They are widely regarded as creepy and depressing — the association is with the debauched fakeries you'll find on the lapels of birthday-party clowns and the sad sacks of nylon collecting dust in the waiting rooms of our laziest dentists.
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She and Nick decorate cookies in each other's icing likenesses at the local bakery, then, in what is surely one of the laziest staged reality TV moments of all time, Nick *~*~Just Happens To~*~* spot a familiar face through a store window.
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Welcome to Workout Advice For Lazy Girls, where Refinery29's Deputy Editor of Health & Wellness (who also just so happens to be an ACE-certified personal trainer but is, we swear, not even a little bit athletic) fixes your biggest, laziest exercise conundrums.
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Welcome to Workout Advice For Lazy Girls, where Refinery29's deputy editor of Health & Wellness (who also just so happens to be an ACE-certified personal trainer but is, we swear, not even a little bit athletic) fixes your biggest, laziest exercise conundrums.
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This is not a case of the sports conversation abhorring a vacuum so much as it is the sports conversation revealing itself as a vacuum—a loud and obliterating one, and one which refuses to take a day off in the laziest way imaginable.
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Numan's Tubeway Army provided the necessary connective tissue between glam and new wave, and the connection between that group's "Are Friends Electric" and "Down In The Park" with NIN's "Closer" and "Every Day Is Exactly The Same" should be apparent to even the laziest of ears.
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Instead, Oplev and screenwriter Ben Ripley (who also wrote Duncan Jones' Source Code) opt for the laziest, most predictable route — an almost blow-by-blow remake that runs a new crew of flatliners through the exact same beats as the old ones, but with less energy and creativity.
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The Walking Dead's laziest writing crutch is using short, shallow scenes as an excuse to check in on characters, where faces most people have long forgotten about or don't much care for are brought back into the fold just to tie up loose ends and remind viewers where ancillary subplots stand.
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" When the lawyers for the Knights attempted to defend their noncompliance, by saying they had facilitated and encouraged the councils to fill out the survey about their membership, Jackson responded, "So you've either got the laziest or the dumbest financial secretaries, or they've gotten the impression one way or the other that it would be better not to respond.
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The appetite for this show from the studio audience is such that the laziest of puns, misused slang or winks-and-nods is guaranteed full marks and with the writers knowing they can leave a child talking to a pen of puppies for three scenes and it isn't even necessary to write words to get a consistent response.
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By choosing to spin a tall tale in literally the laziest way imaginable—by weaving references and names together that he's pulled from flyers hanging on a wall behind the officer's desk—Söze is being, as Stormy Daniel's lawyer Michael Avenatti might say, "very undisciplined," and hence a gift to those looking to nail him down.
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He's also fascinated by the apocalypse, related to the religion (in obvious ways) and the sex ("if I gotta die I'm gonna listen to my body tonight"), but also as its own distinct theme, and possibly his silliest one unless one treats it as a metaphor, a catalyst for the urgency of his hedonism, and even so it's the laziest excuse for hedonism in the book.
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Plus, poor Alison Brie as Lucy, a woman who lives upstairs from the bar Alice and Robin frequent and who has some romantic travails of her own, is saddled with some of the laziest, most obnoxious female stereotypes out there: being obsessed with being in a relationship, making a giant photo album for her boyfriend of three weeks, having a complete meltdown when she gets dumped, etc.
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Though the average Hamptons-goer will likely have no problem hunting down some of the popular beverage—unlike summer 2014, when a rosé shortage struck fear in the hearts of oyster-slurping imbibers everywhere—the Vineyard's drive-thru is definitely the laziest method of stocking up this summer… which will no doubt make it a huge hit in a rosé-obsessed market that doesn't appear to be dying down anytime soon.
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All you need: Cargo pants, cropped black turtleneck and black gloves An Art Pop Comic Book Character All you need: Makeup (see tutorial here) Karen from Mean Girls All you need: Mouse ears and a little black dress An Identity Thief All you need: A pack of name tags and some Sharpies God's Gift to Man (or Woman) All you need: Cardboard, wrapping paper and a gift bow The Laziest Mario of All Time Just get the hat and you're fine A Strawberry All you need: A red dress with white dots and a green hat Kylie Jenner All you need: Lip liner, an oversized T-shirt and a black baseball cap If none of these costumes strike your fancy, feel free to steal inspiration from your favorite celebrities.
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