I mean, did everyone at this effing company effing forget that I effing EXIST??
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Until then, I'm exhausted and every effing little bit helps.
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Come on, say the stupid effing words, and get off.
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There's just something about the contrast that looks so. Effing. Cool.
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Aside from the technical stuff, they also look really effing cool.
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That effing ending: Jack, Rose, a door, and the frigid Atlantic.
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Tonight was no different and it was effing hilarious #SNL pic.twitter.
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Besides being really effing cool, why does this matter to you?
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The effing gall of this man disgusts me to my very core.
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Guys, it looks like that because you put effing charcoal in it.
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I've also started taking the "Why Am I So Effing Tired?" vitamins.
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At least Jared Kushner didn't pretend it was an effing sheriff star.
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Republicans just really seem to really just effing love this story in Congress.
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And then we looked at it and said, 'Are you effing kidding me?
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Casey and Danielle are so effing funny and this episode's guest is Roxane Gay.
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"MTV finally uploads this masterpiece officially after 10 effing years," one YouTube comment reads.
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What's tougher, telling someone, 'that's the effing wrong door,' or dive into dark treacherous caves?
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They have awesome organic and gluten-free stuff, super produce, and are so effing cheap.
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" He replied: "Anytime you're in a position of responsibility, you're afraid of [effing] it up.
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No [effing] way was I aware that that was the type of predator that he was.
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"Effing mockingbirds, man" is the title of a short Yelp thread about the San Francisco area.
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It's a big effing deal that what you see in the camera viewfinder isn't what you get.
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"As long as I'm running Black Seed, we will never have an effing rainbow bagel," she says.
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Then, of course, there's that whole subset that believes dry shampoo is totally 'effing up their hair.
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He now lives on a 22012-foot boat on the Bay, because of-effing-course he does.
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He now lives on a 40-foot boat on the Bay, because of-effing-course he does.
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Like many stalker flicks (Obsessed, Swimfan, The Crush...) the movie starts out with our hero effing up.
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Still, Saturday's Royal Wedding is a big effing deal, and everyone wants to know how she's handling it.
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"The most glamorous I've ever looked while feeling like an effing cow," she joked of the mirror selfie.
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"I feel effing fabulous after I finish taking a shower and I take my wig off," Cardi said.
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"Hastag are we for effing real," Arnett said, explaining that he has a problem with modern-day slang.
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Hailey has since opened up about marriage and how "effing hard" it is during an interview with Vogue.
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Drug dealers, weapons traders, wannabe fromagers—nobody's safe from BunnyLord's crew of effing and blinding hitmen and women.
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"We are the best effing team," manager Torey Lovullo told his team as they gathered during the postgame celebration.
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And billionaire media baron Rupert Murdoch reportedly called President Trump "a [effing] idiot" after a phone call on immigration.
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"I skate with Nathan every day and he has had such a rough effing week," Rippon, 2017, told the press.
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Is it better than hearing a celebrity brag about drinking a gallon of water a day one more effing time?
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Even when someone is really tall, I try not to be like, 'Wow, you're tall!' because that person effing knows.
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For a number of reasons, but I'll start by saying this: I am a personal trainer and I effing hate running.
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He gave me all the names [of the scientists] at once, and my response was, This is some effing Nazi shit.
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We only have three debates and we've already spent the entire last year on Trump's taxes and half the effing debate.
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"The outlook, at least politically, especially with the EPA and our Congress right now, is pretty 'effing grim," he told me.
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Here's what you can blame for your restless nights, plus tips for how to get some effing shut-eye for a change.
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Former US president Barack Obama was a giant effing nerd but never gave the keynote speech at San Diego Comic-Con or anything.
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I finally get up around 7:30 after sending my friend a barrage of text messages about how Mondays are the effing worst.
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While it's not clear that the shows will resume their successive time slots next season, we can't imagine the network effing that up.
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I think I've made my loyalties pretty clear — even though obviously I think Damian Lewis effing nails it every week in this part.
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To put it in perspective, people are paying upwards of $400 to listen to bands (or to not see Beyoncé) in the effing desert.
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He and his mistress, Lisa Page called Donald Trump an effing idiot, loathsome, a bigot, an enormous D blank, blank, blank, awful, abysmal, a disaster.
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And, you know, some of the worst stuff she reserved for the women, Kellyanne Conway the B-word, F.U. Hope Hicks, effing evil Sarah Sanders.
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Everybody talking about him because he was effing a different girl on Tinder every night, and you know, so, he kind of became my friend.
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He asked me why and I said what [the other guy] had been saying to my mom, and he said 'Well, your mom's an effing bitch.
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Then Jared told her he's "kind of hanging out with Caila" – in other words, he really, really likes Caila – and that's when Ashley effing lost it.
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Part of what makes Netflix's Someone Great really effing great is how in sync cast members Gina Rodriguez, Brittany Snow, and DeWanda Wise are the entire movie.
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It's really effing hot in New York City right now, so embracing the heat, a bit of frizz, and loads of texture makes the day more bearable.
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And still, for some reason — despite her relatability and the way she articulates the realities of institutionalized misogyny — we focus on Sandy, Danny, and Greased-effing-Lightning.
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"Read more: 4 months after tying the knot with Justin Bieber, Hailey Baldwin says marriage is 'really effing hard'"I said that when we had first married.
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Like when I did Sean Bell, a New Yorker who was killed in a hale of bullets by New York police officers, but that effing hit me.
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But, even though we can get a bevy of products and services delivered to our doors in seconds (thank you, Seamless), one thing still takes for-effing-ever.
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But this one's got some fresh additions going for it, too, like an A-list cast that includes Donald Glover, Chiwetel Ejiofor, and Beyoncé Mother Effing Knowles-Carter.
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Paltrow herself is currently taking what she calls the "Why am I so Effing Tired" pack — created with her functional medicine doc, Dr. Alejandro Junger — to fight exhaustion.
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You either know who Marques/MKBHD is and you think he's a giant effing deal or you're just hearing about him right now for the first time. Yeah.
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Starting Tuesday, Goop's wellness products — like its "Why Am I So Effing Tired?" vitamin regimen that claims to help with mental acuity — will go live for sale on Sephora.com.
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" Then he says, "Guess you can do anything in Ukraine with money..." When asked by CNN on Tuesday if he offered to harm Yovanovitch, Hyde replied, "No effing way.
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But for the cast members, this kind of exploratory effing around would be tough to cork; it's an almost tic-like reflex, the result of years of late-night legwork.
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Yes, it's the same shot you see advertised on TV all the time — though the commercials fail to state that Humira is a HUGE EFFING SHOT that hurts pretty badly.
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But you can't just toss around "bitch" all willy-nilly — especially when it comes to describing a powerful, driven woman (and extra especially when she's played by Meryl effing Streep).
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" Paul Routledge, a journalist and author who lives in Craven, sums up the Yorkshire ethos as: "Why call a spade a spade, when you can call it an effing shovel?
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Mulvaney also said bureaucrats who want to make policy instead of following orders "should put their name on the effing ballot and run" for office, according to The Washington Post.
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But it's a super empowering song about being a mother-effing woman and how you're good without a man and how you can buy your own things and you're self-sufficient.
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" A mother of another kid on the cross-country team called her and told her that "we needed to have more flavors of cream cheese for after their effing cross-country meet.
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Just as Amy took a truly awful swing, completely missing the golf ball, "Heartbeats" arrived to let us know the true intensity of the adorable effing moment that we were about to witness.
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They'd have to specifically prove that just Chuck — and not Axe's lifetime of pissing people off and buying that effing gaudy Hamptons mansion and lying about the giving oath — was the biggest factors.
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The London Times cartoonist Peter Brookes summed it up well this week when he published a cartoon showing a mob of swastika-clad, jackbooted brownshirts chanting "You Effing Nazi" while pointing at Soubry.
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There's more ritual to it than that — and once again, I'm greatly oversimplifying something in order to talk about it in the context of the effing Walking Dead — but that's the idea. Insults.
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It was unsettling and made me wonder about the efficacy of the contents of my Goop goodie bag, which contained one month's worth of its (brilliantly named) "Why Am I So Effing Tired?" vitamins.
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One of the main reasons I chose to live in Massachusetts was to be near my (now ex) BF, and not having him as part of my daily routine anymore is so effing hard.
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Jeff Rosenstock played Last Call with Carson Daly last night and, in addition to rocking the effing hell out of "Festival Song," the best track off of last year's groin-grabbingly good LP WORRY.
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He'd been sitting one day, eating his Sunday lunch, when a group walked in, sat at the table next to him and began "effing and blinding" about how they were going to stab someone.
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In fact, the selection is so wide that honestly, there is little else for it but to press play and bang your effing head: for Lemmy, for Mötorhead, for the timeless art of rock'n'roll, baby.
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When you have all of these text messages about effing Trump, stopping Trump, impeaching Trump, when you prejudge Donald Trump&aposs guilt as the lead investigator before you interview a single witness, that&aposs textbook bias.
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OK SIDENOTE: Maybe if Abby hadn't effing destroyed the test lab they could've distributed the Nightblood solution and Clarke wouldn't have been alone (basically) for 6 years and a ton of people wouldn't have died. UGHHHH!
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Unfortunately for bands, every one that meets up with them on tour thinks that they are going to 'party so effing hard' the night they meet them when they are just trying to maintain their health.
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Though she's just developed supplements to help cope with that type of everyday exhaustion (she currently takes her Goop Wellness vitamin pack called Why am I so Effing Tired?), Paltrow insists that her daily wellness strategy is simple.
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Like, you're willing to do everything it takes to survive (including letting your friend with cancer die a few months early, including exploiting the market on 9/11) but god effing forbid you admit that someone hurt your feelings.
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But after initially wavering on the recall election, she was disillusioned by Sieting's insulting tone, like when she heard him characterize non-supporters as cowards or saw him quoted as calling someone an "effing liar" in the local paper.
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It's bad enough people in the Pacific time zone have better start times for NFL Sundays and superior weather year-round, but you're going to make us East Coasters wait until 9 m-effing 20 to watch the men's final?
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Why am I so Effing Tired Intended for people who feel exhausted and overtaxed, "This whole formula is designed to help our body recharge the adrenals," says Dr. Alejandro Junger, Paltrow's long-time collaborator and best-selling author of Clean.
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She's Mellie effing Grant — after recovering from the initial shock of watching Elizabeth North (Portia de Rossi) being beaten to death in her office, it feels like Mellie would have been mad as hell and not taken any of this lying down.
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I just want to say that even though Kate was born rich her end goal is to be the first black woman president (something this effing nation embarrassingly still hasn't accomplished) so she also wasn't born with a place at the table.
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Dah-nuh-nuh ... "I'm skating, getting ready and the big jump ..." Dah-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh ... "I tore into it, I really ripped into the edge and ..." DAH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH-NUH ... "The effing edge gave out on me," he laughs.
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Image: Twitter Shannon Noll, a man robbed by the Australian people of Australian Idol victory in 2003, is performing on the Sydney University campus right effing now, and I have never in my life been more upset that I live in Victoria.
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You also wouldn't expect Goldman Sachs to apologize because it's Goldman Effing Sachs, one of the architects of the housing crisis a decade ago that had to pay a $2000 billion settlement and admit to a series of facts about how it misled investors.
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It's a bit of a loophole to get around the fact that senators have to remain silent during the trial and it keeps them from spending the whole time making speeches, which thank goodness since as we all know, senators effing love hearing themselves talk.
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"As a public person I know I'm taking on a certain amount of hate, and I armor myself (though that doesn't mean I don't go totally effing nuts when I see some of my heroes getting attacked online for things like their race or sexuality)," Dunham continued.
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"As a public person I know I'm taking on a certain amount of hate and I armor myself (though that doesn't mean I don't go totally effing nuts when I see some of my heroes getting attacked online for things like their race or sexuality.)" she wrote.
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On the other hand, the Trump attitude of "Respect ICE" trickles down to at least internal communications — I've seen a couple of emails from Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen to DHS staff that are basically, "This is a hard job but you guys are effing heroes," over the last couple of weeks.
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It's far worse in polite society to use gay as a pejorative or throw around ethnic slurs than it is to go effing and blinding; people who would never be so dowdy as to asterisk out a good sharp fuck will still cautiously refer to it as the N-word rather than risking the subtleties of the use-mention distinction.
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" During Supreme Court oral arguments on Monday in a trademark and First Amendment case involving the clothing line FUCT, Chief Justice John Roberts daintily described it as the "vulgar word at the heart of the case," per AP. And the internet loved it back in November, when Beto O'Rourke said on live TV, during his concession speech for U.S. Senate in Texas: "I'm so [effing] proud of you guys.
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Read more:Justin Bieber says he was voluntarily celibate while dating Hailey Baldwin, and they didn't have sex until after they got marriedMeet the Biebers: Here's a complete timeline of Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin's 10-year relationship and whirlwind marriage4 months after tying the knot with Justin Bieber, Hailey Baldwin says marriage is 'really effing hard'37 photos that show how Justin Bieber's style has evolved through the years
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Read more:4 months after tying the knot with Justin Bieber, Hailey Baldwin says marriage is 'really effing hard'Justin Bieber says he was voluntarily celibate while dating Hailey Baldwin, and they didn't have sex until after they got marriedJustin Bieber goes to church and believes in Jesus, but says he doesn't consider himself 'religious'Justin Bieber says he started doing 'pretty heavy drugs' when he was 19, because he couldn't deal with the 'massive ups and downs' of fame
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Veteran journalist Bob Woodward on Monday said that President TrumpDonald John TrumpTrump pushes back on recent polling data, says internal numbers are 'strongest we've had so far' Illinois state lawmaker apologizes for photos depicting mock assassination of Trump Scaramucci assembling team of former Cabinet members to speak out against Trump MORE's former attorney, John Dowd, concluded that Trump "is an effing liar" following a practice interview earlier this year meant to prepare the president for a sit-down interview with the special counsel.
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My milk came in immediately (so lucky!) my daughter has always eaten well (little bit of reflux but all good) and breastfeeding her was never painful or frustrating (SO RARE) but the mastitis🥴, waking up in the middle of the night to pump😴, pulling off on the freeway to pump, or hiding in dark corners of houses while pumping or else I can't sleep it's SO PAINFUL🥵 (I've included the most glamorous I've ever looked while feeling like an effing cow) having to be conscious of everything I put or do not put in my body (it's been almost two years if you count pregnancy) and that means alcohol, medication, even melatonin!
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