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"stoner" Definitions
  1. a person who habitually uses drugs or alcohol
  2. one that stones someone or something: such as
  3. one that pelts someone or something with stones especially with intent to kill
  4. a device for removing stones from stone fruit

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There are stoner painting classes, stoner mountain treks and stoner chefs who will cook you a four-course marijuana dinner.
We also had a stoner who doesn't listen to metal rank stoner metal albums.
"The concept of a stoner or a stoner image is something that's yesteryear," the CEO said.
In honor of the occasion we had a stoner who doesn't listen to metal rank stoner albums.
Alright, so this is obviously a stoner comedy, and your persona on Broad City is very much a stoner.
But he readily admitted that the band's masterpiece was a stoner record, and arguably the only stoner rock classic that grunge produced.
Stoner sets out to &aposspark curiosity&apos with new podcastHaving established herself with an online audience, Stoner moved into the audio-only space with "Simplexity," further emphasizing intellectual ideas over showmanship.
"Our father, Eugene Stoner, designed the AR-15 and subsequent M16 as a military weapon to give our soldiers an advantage over the AK-47," the Stoner family told NBC News late Wednesday.
That's a joke dumb enough to make any stoner giggle.
We wanted to do a symphony of complete stoner riffs.
Stoner snacks are as diverse as they are deliciously regrettable.
These track titles give it away as stoner music, though.
Hopefully, your stoner friends will be in a sharing mood.
America's first stoner comedy was not intended to be funny.
This recipe is revered, the stuff of stoner cooking lore.
The belated success of "Stoner," then, prompts a cultural counterfactual.
The less you make, the lower your odds, Stoner said.
Living room and bathroom: Stoner Invisible Glass Premium Glass Cleaner
Grilled cheese is, for obvious reasons, the archetypal stoner food.
Chances are, you know a stoner or are one yourself.
"Our father, Eugene Stoner, designed the AR-15 and subsequent M-16 as a military weapon to give our soldiers an advantage over the AK-47," the Stoner family told NBC News late Wednesday.
Thanks to shows like Broad City and celebrities like Rihanna, however, the image of the laid-back, sexy female stoner is rapidly gaining prominence — not just in stoner culture, but in popular culture in general.
For the pretentious stoner: a ceramic pipe hand fired in Brooklyn.
This is probably the most stoner-esque part of our weekend.
The account belongs to Lueck, her sorority sister Kennedy Stoner confirmed.
Jane certainly wasn't the first visible female stoner in pop culture.
As they say in stoner movies: It's 24:220 somewhere — a.k.a.
It helps when you have a defense partner like Clayton Stoner.
Sure, it was once associated with hippies and the stoner stereotype.
I can totally see why rats would be the stoner crowd.
Some days the stoner gods answer all of your spidey prayers.
Stoner was fined $10,000 in addition to the 3 year ban.
Price: $25 For the stoner that loves the smell of weed.
Price: $212.99  For the stoner that loves to cook pot cookies.
Price: $6.00 For the forgetful stoner that's always losing their tools.
Price: $16.00 For the stoner that really likes their herbs fresh.
The reason is that 2419 related items have become stoner trophies.
Have there been hippie Apleys, yuppie Apleys and stoner Apleys since?
If you wanna go see this movie—it's a stoner movie.
O'Meally's paintings are unlike the "art" your stoner roommate might make.
On Facebook, the group "Stoner Moms" has more than 22,000 followers.
Read: Some Professor Thinks He's Proven That Shakespeare Was a Stoner
Outside of earth signs, Pisces was the most likely stoner teen.
Just last July, the rapper, 38, had praised Stoner on Twitter.
Perfect for your stoner friend who is also a budding chef.
The look said stoner slumber party meets cult of Heaven's Gate.
This is to say that there are plenty of obvious stoner movies that have come out this decade—but for every no-brainer entry, there's another overlooked future stoner classic drifting in the pot-haze mist.
Feel free to bring your ex-BF, stoner roommate, or favorite parent.
D Clayton Stoner is due back in the lineup later this month.
Here's to you, anonymous Home Depot stoner with a sense of humor.
This month we're celebrating High January by leaving our stoner stereotypes behind.
This month, we're celebrating High January by leaving our stoner stereotypes behind.
Buford: Especially how stoner stuff got so big with riffs and stuff.
Legendary gun-designer Eugene Stoner and his team scaled-down the rifle.
Need a stoner snack, a full midnight meal, or just another drink?
Dude, we get it: you're a functional stoner who really likes DIY.
I'll tell you what: watching stoner comedies on 420, the weed day.
So as far as stoner culture dying in Canada, there's no way.
But, just for the sake of stoner humor, let's say Good Boys.
There are some stoner stereotypes that just aren't going away anytime soon.
What do you get for Chief Keef, the stoner who has everything?
Price: $49.95 - $89.95  For the stoner that loves the smell of weed.
Last month, a local music journalist, Zachary Stoner, was murdered in Chicago.
The stoner–slacker tropes commonly associated with cannabis users made Chong angry.
What is it, exactly, that's keeping me from being a happy stoner?
What do you give to the hardcore stoner who has it all?
It was an example of the "dumb stoner humor" that she enjoyed.
Mark Ruffalo and Josh Hamilton, the original stars, in peak stoner form.
In the end, Ms. Carney and Mr. Stoner, now 74, never married.
Look, it's 2018 and that grungy stoner aesthetic is a tired trope.
It also might have one of the best stoner sex scenes ever.
Which, really, is probably just stupid stoner argument that gets you nowhere.
Or when she recorded 23 half-baked stoner jams with Wayne Coyne?
What makes a stoner classic isn't that it's good to watch when you're high—arguably, everything is good to watch when you're high—but how specifically tailor-made the film in question seems to be to stoner sensibilities.
"Our father, Eugene Stoner, designed the AR-15 and subsequent M-16 as a military weapon to give our soldiers an advantage over the AK-47," the Stoner family said in a statement, referencing another Russian-made assault rifle.
I also want to break that stigma of the stoner stigma—unproductive, unsuccessful.
This is not stoner metal enough—like I'm some reliable authority on that.
The product also comes with a handy cookbook for all your stoner needs.
I don't particularly want to smoke weed every day—I'm not a stoner.
This seems so much more chill, stoner-and-classic rock kind of vibe.
So with the "rebels" out, does it feel like stoner culture is dead?
HBO has renewed its new stoner comedy High Maintenance for a second season.
The show's breakout character may be Alfred's stoner-philosopher roommate, Darius (Lakeith Stanfield).
" This may have explained why "Herzog" found the large audience that eluded "Stoner.
"Let's play soccer, but with rocket-powered cars"—what a brilliant stoner idea.
To that end, Idle Hands is essentially the Dude Ranch of stoner comedy.
That's a lot more fun than "female-fronted occult stoner rock" or whatever.Totally.
Brother Nick boasted to TMZ that he was the No.1 sports stoner.
D Clayton Stoner (abdomen) is due back in the lineup later this month.
The fact that humans even have an "endocannabinoid system" sounds like stoner fantasy.
A conscious modern-day stoner, Liam Kaczmar is an aesthetically driven weed enthusiast.
We also had a metalhead who doesn't smoke weed rank stoner metal albums.
By 2015, with legalization in full bloom, Seattle had become a stoner mecca.
Whoopi Goldberg, as the sisters' pot-growing mom, contributes some funny stoner humor.
Last spring, Key & Peele's stoner, shoot-em-up comedy, "Keanu," came and went.
I think of how much I love the book "Stoner," by John Williams.
Friday is 4/20— a day of stoner jokes, and, yes, lighting up.
GRiZ, however, is known for giving away his "future funk" compositions online as a way to spread love to his fans, and thinks the cannabis industry should seek a similar "stoner-to-stoner" approach in dealing with its loyal customers.
NOTES: The Ducks scratched RW Emerson Etem, D Korbinian Holzer and D Clayton Stoner.
Maybe for, I don't know, a certain stoner-centric holiday that's coming up tomorrow?
These days, Stoner has an active presence on social media and releases music independently.
I'm not hardcore stoner or anything, but I know some people that do that.
Rogan is a functional stoner and gets a lot of shit done while high.
I was slowly transitioning from a stoner who knew all the words on 40oz.
Price: $25 Price: $290.00 for 129.993 For the fancy stoner that likes to vape.
Even more stoner weirness comes from a scene where Yu highlights the dancer's bones.
Even the Armalite rifle was built by Eugene Stoner, changing the combat rifle forever.
"The guy running the marathon next to you is also a stoner," he said.
Stoner is president of the National Association of Wheat Growers and an Outlook, Mont.
If Williams's Stoner was an obvious Winters type, Emperor Augustus was the true ideal.
Mixing the classic stoner with medical and corporate imagery; there's some rich humor there.
It tasted like something your stoner friend would bring to a Super Bowl party.
It's a surfy, stoner punk rock album that should honestly come with a skateboard.
Missy Elliott had former Disney star Alyson Stoner dance on stage during her performance.
Beanies "are supposed to convey this semi-stoner, relaxed, California 'bro' type," says DeLeon.
The prime suspect — a stoner-skate punk senior named Dylan Maxwell — has been expelled.
Park's character, Marcus, is another kind of movie unicorn: the stay-at-home stoner.
This is it, the granddaddy of them all, the ultimate stoner metal album: Dopesmoker.
"I operate like a stoner, because I kind of am one," he told me.
Each chapter is told in a different style: road trip, romance novel, stoner comedy.
My daily smoking rituals had me feeling more like a scientist than a stoner.
He is constantly affable, the archetypal stoner buddy, always laughing in his distinctive way.
Stoner also won the championship at Ducati in 2007, when Suppo was in charge there.
It sounds like the stoner holiday of "43/20" has arrived early this year. TheIndyChannel.
Jeff Bridges made a surprising tactical decision when filming the stoner classic The Big Lebowski.
Ducks LW Joseph Cramarossa and D Clayton Stoner missed Sunday's game with lower-body injuries.
It seemed he was such a super stoner that it wasn't affecting him that much.
I'm curious how High Maintenance fits (or doesn't fit) into the evolution of stoner comedies.
Back in 2014 when "Stoner" dropped, he was scarcely much older than Keed is now.
Price: $159 - $249  Price: $303 - $30 Price: $7.16 For the stoner that loves Broad City.
The stoner dream of flying delivery pizzas is one step closer to becoming a reality.
But if we let women embrace the ethos of the stoner comedy, something remarkable happens.
In this case, removing the hippie, stoner vibe and replacing it with elegance and history.
The song, "Alfie," portrayed him as a hopeless teenage stoner, in need of an intervention.
Stoner, who already had snagged Sanders' TD throw, finished with five receptions for 150 yards.
You can probably rule out Gray Pubic, while Stoner Blue could be a chill choice.
It's the sequel to the 2001 German comedy Lammbock, about two stoner pizza delivery guys.
They have variously been described as "stoner emo" and "shroomgaze," to give you an idea.
Either way, their thrash dancing, tatty spliffs and drunken gusto fed the stoner rock shitstorm.
He tried again: How do you get a one-armed stoner out of a tree?
Even discounting "Sweet Leaf," the rest of the record is wall-to-wall stoner gold.
Yeah. What percent of people make stoner jokes when you tell them it's called ZigZag?
Stoner said that anyone would have been irritated at Girardi, especially anyone from New York.
There's the My Lai-Morales parallel, for example, and the stoner cultism of the Frends.
Consider Jane Carney and Norm Stoner, who live in Oklahoma City and were both widowed.
Cally has become Calista, racked with guilt and hanging out with the hippie-stoner girls.
Defensemen: Nate Guenin, Korbinian Holzer, Josh Manson, Jaycob Megna, Jeff Schultz, Clayton Stoner, Sami Vatanen.
Keep your weed safe and sound with a nod to the stoner classic Reefer Madness.
Portland, OR's Holy Grove's spin on stoner doom overflows with warmth, purpose, and spacey vibes.
To explore the less glorious – but no less entertaining – subsection of the middle of the stoner and fighter Venn diagram this 420, we took a look at some of the best and most iconic fight scenes in classic stoner films with this half-baked listicle.
The art [by Skinner] looks like it would be more fitting of a stoner rock band.
Despite her success, Stoner has previously admitted that fame isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Some of the images first got popular on a stoner-themed subpage of the website reddit.
Lueck's friends have shared information regarding the account's activity with Salt Lake City police, Stoner said.
Forcett, according to Michael, was a stoner whose guess about "the good place" was 92% right.
The narratives of Lane's material life were grim: dropout, loser, loner, stoner, failure, shut-in, punchline.
Like this is the most literal and commercial album art of all these stoner metal albums.
" Stoner told reporters: "I gave him a little message for his darling wife — 'twins save time.
"In its purest sense, I felt awakened, more compassionate and like my truest self," Stoner wrote.
As legislation has loosened up, stoner stigmas have gradually depleted in recent years, particularly for women.
Stoner Witch was my entry point to you, which I'm sure you hear all the time.
Luckily for the plot of this show, he picked a drunk stoner who isn't terribly smart.
How the stoner boxers at the gym in Bangkok got their weed was simple but risky.
McDonald's Italy is offering a new burger that sounds like the invention of a daydreaming stoner.
He was basically wearing a three-piece suit without the jacket — definitely not the stereotypical stoner.
Hell, A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas even brought the stoner-flick genre into the fold.
Well, if Gyllenhaal hadn't been overly confident in his "super-serious" audition for the stoner classic.
Stoner Superlative: Most likely to use an app to keep track of their favorite weed strains.
I think he was excited by the challenge of writing an entire doom/stoner rock album.
Eventually, I settle for catching up with my favorite stoner pals Abbi and Ilana (on TV).
We've played with riffy stoner-rock bands and NWOBHM-sounding bands and 60s psychedelic rock bands.
We see your stoner sundae and raise you a bowl of fluffy, gooey Korean shaved milk.
Cypress Hill's reputation for stoner rap tends to overshadow the brilliance of their first three albums.
"At the time everything we were selling leaned in to that stoner bro stigma," she said.
WIRED asked him a series of stoner questions about the nature of reality, and he obliged.
Instead, the stoner comedy opened nationwide with little marketing since its premiere at South by Southwest.
Yet with the cool of a sannyasi or a stoner, Mr. Dhir suggested a coffee run.
But if there are consequences, said Stoner, they're willing to stand up for what they believe.
Endlessly colorful, he has a stoner-bro sense of humor and similarly whimsical approach to offense.
It's just that "Harold & Kumar" also talked about race in the context of a stoner comedy.
"not voting and being really smug about it"—is more than just a stoner-thought experiment.
James' brand of humor is apolitical, more hermited, inert, goofball for its own sake—stoner humor.
So I did what any normal stoner would do in this situation: I drank the lube.
That vision is crystallized on the recently-dropped Outer Limbs, a razor sharp eight-song beast that melds the influence of the Melvins' classic Stoner Witch with Don Caballero-like math-jazz and Tweak Bird-esque stoner metal, dousing it all in wads of guitar looping'n'noodling fuckery.
"I've been sitting on this song for about a year and change," Stoner, 25, exclusively tells PEOPLE.
The Controversial Beauty Ingredient Mandy Moore Swears By32 Gifts For Every Type Of Stoner In Your Life
Dab rigs can be pretty expensive and confusing, so unless you're a seasoned stoner, just stay away.
In honor of the occasion, we had a metalhead who doesn't smoke weed rank stoner metal albums.
If we're going to keep doing this, Hollywood, how about some more female leads in stoner comedies?
Casting Seth Rogen, the perpetual irresponsible stoner dude, as the cranky dad next door was a masterstroke.
It's her first sentence on screen, one of many one-liners she delivers with impeccable stoner nonchalance.
When cannabis resources engage with existing studies, Stoner argues, they often oversimplify and misrepresent them as well.
They seemed too weird/trippy for the punks and too loud/obnoxious for the stoner/acid heads.
To satisfy that once-a-year mega-craving for snacks, some restaurants are offering stoner-friendly specials.
That's when California stoner metal gods Sleep returned and taught us the true meaning of 4/20.
That stoner sous chef of mine is always stuffing his stash in my smoking gun by mistake.
The brownies have stoner names like Heavenly Hash and Magic Bar, but they are, sadly, hash-free.
All we know is Mao's serves tasty, stoner-friendly American Chinese classics as late as 3 a.m.
Is it more fun being a heavy stoner/Sabbath riffs band than a more poppy garage band?
Though "High" has pot smoking as a central plot point, the show isn't at all stoner humor.
"Nearly everyone has an extreme phobia about IRS audits," said Brian Stoner, a CPA in Burbank, California.
In the early days, Wolf tried selling baklava at Oregon dispensaries, which baffled the medical-stoner crowd.
So, I visited a small porn production company called Emerald Triangle that specializes in lesbian stoner porn.
He nodded his unhurried stoner nod, like I'd just asked if he wanted to hit this joint.
Another descriptive entry is at 98A: A "Bad actor in a stoner movie?" is a BAKED HAM.
After school, my best friend Beth came over to help me on my quest for stoner bliss.
Dopethrone is a stone-cold stoner classic, chock full of elongated, endlessly woozy riffs and weird tales.
I'm not your average "stay at home and get stoned and play video games" type of stoner.
Pepe was an amphibian stoner, originally created in 2005 as a webcomic character by artist Matt Furie.
Let this list of the best stoner movies on Netflix be your shaman and your trip-sitter.
The term "stoner doom" itself can be as fuzzy as an Orange amp set to stun, so for the purpose of this exercise, I'm focusing on the "metal" part, and leaving out obvious stoner rock rifflords Kyuss, Nebula, Fu Manchu, and Graveyard in favor of their more distorted counterparts.
Plus, we check in with Brooklyn artist SAINt JHN and hear a brand new record from Alyson Stoner.
"After I dizzied myself from doing knee spins, she walked toward me to correct my form," Stoner wrote.
Attached was a photo of a cop holding a large net, ready to catch a stoner, cartoon style.
But while my inner stoner is having a tantrum, I can't help but be intrigued by the concept.
For the first time, Alyson Stoner is opening up about the extent that child stardom impacted her life.
Give the beginner stoner in your life the gift of snacks with a Postmates or Grubhub gift card.
" When Cohen asked the actress how big of a stoner she was, Hathaway replied, "Not a little one!
I joke that I like really "frat boy chic" movies, which I consider to be elevated stoner humor.
But there's another reality where Wiz's stoner charm was not the foil to Charlie Puth's radio troubadour hook.
Wooden Pipe: Perfect for the stoner who doesn't want to get into a whole discussion about glassware. 6.
Sometimes stoner engineering is delightfully low tech, like figuring out how to smoke weed from a crab leg.
It doesn't matter whether you are a lightweight or a seasoned stoner; sometimes it just creeps on you.
I could partake, but I would only ever be a guest in the bro-stoner house of bongs.
In the 2008 stoner staple Pineapple Express, a secret military facility experiments with growing marijuana in the 1930s.
Brit: Ah, the connoisseur stoner, one of the most tedious and pervasive of nightlife stereotypes the world over.
After Stoner died, the semi-automatic version of the AR-15 began gaining popularity with civilians, NBC reported.
Changing the way we diagnose sick marijuana plants for the betterment of stoner mankind takes a (cannabis) village.
" Part of MedMen's mission is to make marijuana mainstream, as illustrated by its latest marketing campaign, "Forget Stoner.
He was grinning when he said it, but Lee has always been fiercely competitive despite his stoner sensibility.
There's so many different people in it now...There's like mega-stoner type people, underground weed scene people.
Yes, more so than White Castle even though there was a movie about two stoner friends going there.
The funding-to-shit scale is most askew, though, at the intersection of 'teen film' and 'stoner comedy.
The classic stoner tabletop game Zonk is a good gift to bring to the company white elephant exchange.
He's not your classic stoner friend—he's very lively and extrovert and just happens to really love cannabis.
But about two years ago, Stoner shifted her content to focus more on vlogging and tackling meaningful projects.
She takes on serious themes — her alcoholism and chronic illness — but always makes time for silly stoner humor.
But the character who registers most piquantly is one I scarcely remembered from the film: Travis the stoner.
That clip featured Stoner opening up about some of the struggles she dealt with as a child star.
Also, this senior stoner trend could be the end of bingo: So many letters, I just can't remember ... .
Taco Bell dove headfirst into its reputation as a college stoner paradise with the waffle taco in 2014.
"They won't feel like they are walking into a Korean barbecue or a funny stoner comedy," said Brady.
He was a stoner pro athlete long before legal marijuana was a viable second career for sports stars.
Famed engineer Eugene Stoner first designed the gun in the late 1950s as a replacement for rifles developed during and soon after World War II. Stoner designed a "select fire" weapon that could either shoot one bullet at a time or many rounds with one sustained squeeze of the trigger.
It's time for Alyson Stoner to Step Up into her new role as a judge on Dance-Off Juniors.
Mark Stoner is the owner of Ashbusters Chimney Services, one of the top chimney sweeper companies in the country.
In classic stoner fashion, the new shop is slated to open on April 20, aka 420, marijuana's unofficial holiday.
This one is obviously a Jimi Hendrix reference and also one of the stoner anthems for Dave Matthews Band.
Barry expresses opinions in class, has a stoner friend and surprises people with his polished moves on the court.
" Droege's daughter brought that to his attention, "Why was my daughter looking at the stoner subreddit, I don't know!
Stoner posted a game-high 21 yards with a 2000-yard scoring catch, while Ateman added 21 yards receiving.
"Call It What It Is" was born during a discussion with fellow skateboarders at Stoner Hill in Los Angeles.
"A couple years ago when SoftBank was doing their thing, there was no attention on disciplined growth," Stoner said.
DC Young Fly will play Calvin -- a stoner from the hood who's best friends with Roger, played by Yachty.
I highly encourage you to backwatch Season 2 of this highly underrated Brooklyn-based stoner comedy on HBO tonight.
Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, who wrote "Superbad," also wrote this comic stoner caper directed by David Gordon Green.
Once Stoner Cat sobered up, he was fine, minus the eye-opening experiences he had on "the other side."
As part of the deal, Battery Ventures general partner Chelsea Stoner will take a seat on the company's board.
And does Zonk or any other game have what it takes to become the stoner version of beer pong?
Quiet and thoughtful, his direct, often intent manner of speaking is peppered with the wheezing giggles of a stoner.
And while all three members are proud of their weed intake, Takeoff is clearly the stoner of the group.
As stoner milestones go, not getting high is almost as important as the moment you finally get it right.
There are stoner comedies, family comedies, dark comedies, animated comedies, campy comedies, indie comedies, slapstick comedies, chick flick comedies.
Men rapped about smoking weed, and men smoked weed onscreen in stoner comedies like Harold & Kumar and Pineapple Express.
California stoner doom metal band Sleep and Japanese experimental psych band Fushitsusha are slated to play later this month.
Minioor's work is simultaneously surreal and humorous in the long tradition of stoner art, but it's also meticulously detailed.
There are several interesting things about minioor's work, quite apart from the intersection of stoner art and tiny dioramas.
The series managed to be poetic without being pretentious—and although it was funny, it wasn't quite stoner humor.
Countless fans have said they wish the 1003-second-long stoner ditty "James Joint" was about three minutes longer.
Passenger Edmund Lo told NBC Bay Area he saw the stoner in question board the plane in a wheelchair.
I feel confident that even if I stop identifying as a stoner, I will always identify as a slacker.
He's an inveterate stoner with a flashy, personal writer's voice who previously paid his bills with contracted advertorial work.
We were here for you with our best recipes for quintessential stoner foods, from nachos, to ramen, to brownies.
I was about 13 at the time, and the boy I liked, Steve, was super into being a stoner.
Southern sludge and stoner metal make for extremely easy bedfellows; some might categorize them as one and the same.
While she avoids stoner clichés, Ms. Stone does try to "blow minds," usually with an eye-popping design feature.
Kathy Bates stars as an aging stoner and a new marijuana dispensary proprietor in "Disjointed," an upcoming Netflix series.
Not even Elon Musk's defamation suit or stoner tweets could keep Tesla from a banner year of selling cars.
In the back of the auditorium, Elliot and his friends are acting in their own show, a stoner comedy.
I would be orphaned, left to be raised in the wild by the two stoner teens operating Apollo's Chariot.
Reduce the risk by making sure everyone's comfortable, stocking up on snacks, and queueing up a fun stoner movie.
"We had a really good conversation, like about traveling, and we had a lot in common," Ms. Stoner said.
"Secret's out… full gay in bio," Stoner, 25, captioned a shot from the visual, which shows her kissing a woman.
After five years of balanced eating, Stoner has transitioned to a plant-based diet to match her own personal values.
Broad City's final episode airs tonight, bringing five seasons of wild stoner hijinks to a close with a resounding exhale.
But even with all that weed tech out there, sometimes the most impressive stoner innovations still come from the kitchen.
And then she was in my arms, and it was all I could do not to smile like a stoner.
It's a little sad to think about all the lost stoner thoughts that could have been turned into something material.
But the risk is always there, especially since the stoner label seems to dominate any other way you define yourself.
The movie was inventive and smart; it was pretty much all you could expect a summer stoner comedy to be.
I think that stereotypical "stoner" is almost out of the way now because everyone has the ability to do it.
The script is written by Max Landis, who penned the found footage superhero film Chronicle and stoner comedy American Ultra.
Men who consume too much weed might also suffer from a case of "Stoner Boner"—a waning erection, Tishler says.
As it turns out, Scott's a big fan of the quintessential stoner film, Pineapple Express, which starred Franco and McBride.
Pasquale D'Silva's minimalist charm, Ana Caro's chalky expressionism, and STALEBAGEL's stoner humor show the many facets of this majestic creature.
Spinning off from Broad City — a network favorite — into a project that similarly plays into stoner culture makes perfect sense.
But too often, he offers the stoner shrug when asked what he stands for, saying you should just Google him.
"An Education in Blood" is far from being the "perfect novel" that "Stoner" is, but Winters greatly influenced both works.
In those days, dispensaries catered to what Wolf calls "the medical-stoner community," heavy users and people with chronic pain.
Portland stoner/beard-rock fellows Red Fang have blessed us with an early stream of their new album Only Ghosts.
In preparation for this THC-enhanced spectacle, we looked back at some other gems in the genre of stoner flicks.
What do you have to say to those who read all this and still think you're just some stoner vandal?
A high school student comes of age under the misguidance of his stoner B.F.F. in this comedy by Jason Orley.
Following the performance, Elliott let her fans know how was happy she was to have Stoner on stage with her.
With 2.53/22.5 comes a heavy dose of cheesy stoner-themed brand promotions that make cannabis consumers nationwide sigh deeply.
They'll be joined by boogie-woogie stoner rock OGS The Atmohc Bitchwax and West Virginia mountain rockers Karma to Burn.
The sparse "I'm The Mac" opens with him rapping with all the energy of a stoner slurring into his phone.
" As for Elliott, Stoner says, "She, to this day, is the same grounded professional that she has been since the beginning.
You're pretty young—do you worry at all about being branded as a stoner and having that reputation follow you around?
As any seasoned stoner knows, you'll need a carbonator, which is located on the side of the can towards the base.
For your faux revelations and pseudo deep thoughts stoner friend: a fancy notebook so that they can properly document their ideas.
And while we're on the topic of stoner stereotypes, Bernstein analysts concluded their analysis with a look toward the restaurant industry.
The stoner comedy, which debuted at the Sundance Film Festival, stars Mia Mitchell, Camila Morrone and "Saturday Night Live's" Kyle Mooney.
If you're a longtime denizen of the riff-filled land, Swedish outfit Domkraft's spacey, psyched-out stoner doom scratches every itch.
I barely know what metal is really, but I imagine that stoner metal is just a much slower version of it.
The funniest thing about this album—and the only thing that's outwardly stoner about it—is some of these songs titles.
This is the literal stoner metal sound I was expecting when I thought about what the genre may generally feel like.
How could a couple of stoner dudes from Miami secure a $300 million contract to supply arms to the U.S. government?
In case these things involve too much effort for your average stoner, Dominos has released a new app, called Zero Click.
The pressure to be perfect since childhood eventually led Stoner to battles with anorexia nervosa, exercise bulimia and binge-eating disorder.
Much of February is colored by a spacey standoff, peaking on the 17th, between a hyperactive Sagittarian Mars and stoner Neptune.
"The stoner icons who first hit the screen 25 years ago in CLERKS are back!" the trailer's description reads on YouTube.
Penn, who will appear in all 13 episodes of the upcoming season, plays Clyde, a stoner-entrepreneur and Pac's business partner.
The Sciences dropped, appropriately, on April 20, and stands up as one of the greatest stoner metal albums of all time.
His comedy is also far removed from the goofball, stoner stereotype seen in earlier drug comedy icons like Cheech and Chong.
I remember in my early teens I got really into stoner rock and post punk, again likely because of skate videos.
Brian Stoner, a CPA in Burbank, California, says new filers are often confused about what they have to declare as income.
"You'll still have to estimate your taxes, though, so you pay close to the right amount on April 15," Stoner said.
The outrageous characters are there, as are the raucous shenanigans, all accompanied by Linklater's fondness for both nostalgia and stoner humor.
Maybe this one isn't so secret -- but it's a dream designed to bring tears to the dry eyes of any stoner.
His older brother Brendan (Jack Reynor), who lives at home, has dropped out of college to become a shaggy, bitter stoner.
But, if Stoner is intended to be a "hero," as his creator insisted, he isn't quite a hero for our time.
Books of The Times In 1974, the philosopher Robert Nozick proposed a thought experiment that launched a thousand stoner bull sessions.
It turns out, if I use topical THC products like weed lube, my pussy can be the stoner on her own.
"A typical stoner night for me is ordering multiple pizzas surrounded by all my vibrators," says astrologer Caitlin McGarry, a Scorpio.
Norwegian quartet Krakow's latest record, amaran, already had a plenty of spaced-out prog to match up with its stoner riffs.
Jamme shares her expertise on Africa&aposs role in the tech race, but also chats with Stoner about empowerment in general.
Half the lyrics were in Korean, but the crowd got the message, especially in her stoner anthem "Munch Drunk Purpp" (hook'em!).
Stoner Winslett has led this company for 37 years — a rarity for a woman in the male-dominated world of ballet.
NOW: She's tried out many personas, including hip hop ("Bangerz"), stoner ("Miley Cyrus and her Dead Petz"), and country ("Younger Now").
"What I love about Channing is he is so willing to root for every single person in the room," said Stoner, 22.
After her friends surprise her with cake, Stoner makes her way to the beach to meet her love interest, model Jazzmyne Robbins.
Judd Apatow revealed that while casting the stoner-comedy, Bryan Cranston was originally considered to play a drug dealer in the film.
" When Stoner got out of rehab, she asked herself: "How much of my health am I willing to sacrifice for my job?
When she's not drawling her way through some confrontation or other, she's using increasingly shoddy stoner logic to plan her next move.
Of course, the little stoner decided to take full advantage of its findings and proceeded to roll around in the relaxing herb.
Everyone needs a decent grinder, and you might as well get a cute one for the first time stoner in your life. 
White Castle is the home of steamed sliders, fictional stoner heroes, and the biggest, most popular Valentine's Day event in the country.
And even when you pay for it, not every lipstick can hack it in the tough life of a fabulous stoner chick.
About a year ago, I wrote a love letter to my Echo praising it as the ultimate gadget for a lazy stoner.
"Our third child is due in April, I'm getting as much sleep as I can," he told Raymond Stoner of Anston Properties.
We do have one female GP, Chelsea Stoner, who has been with Battery for about 12 years and is an incredible performer.
More than any other drug, marijuana has been linked to politics, activism, and, for a long time, the "dirtbag" and "stoner" stereotypes.
As with most stoner experiments, you learn a little something that you probably wouldn't have known but it's pretty much useless.[Quartz]
If you're into it, you can find the emoji slider in the sticker tray with most of the other excellent stoner nonsense.
" As Stoner began to get to know the dance instructor, she also struggled with her feelings that weren't "quite sisterly or platonic.
The images are a stoner-centric take on the standard emojis ... complete with bloodshot eyes, cannabis leaves, and plenty of 420 references.
Glittering synths and a New Wave guitar outro on "Want It That Way" skew more 80s teen movie soundtrack than stoner rock.
But as the movement gains momentum, conversations we'd once dismiss as "stoner talk" are likely to become a part of the mainstream.
I'm a functional stoner, I like to smoke all day if I can, and that strain doesn't put you into outer space.
So, now that the holidaze are upon us, consider treating the lovable stoner in your life with one of the following gifts.
As long as we are the honorable women and wear the garb honorably, then we are a counterbalance to the stoner culture.
In the stoner-comedy canon, women have traditionally been visible only as enforcers of social order: shrewish wives, disappointed girlfriends, disciplinarian mothers.
After getting high they do some normal stoner activities, like eat some snacks, talk about life, and play with a fidget spinner.
Just as tons of movies see release every year, many of those movies inevitably and often explicitly fall into the stoner subcategorization.
Made of carved black marble and designed by artist Brian Villanueva Mendez, it's truly a sculpture and an object of stoner luxury.
In the basement, she meets her depressive desk-mate Tyler (Mike White) and Dougie (Timm Sharp), her stoner creep of a manager.
Just a few years ago, proponents of legalizing marijuana brought 2628s-era stoner icon Tommy Chong to Capitol Hill to woo lawmakers.
John Williams's Stoner has only been recognized for its genius in our own time, but he wrote it in the mid-1960s.
The legendary stoner sang his songs "Blue Eyes" and "Partners After All," and also performed a duet with cast-member Victoria Jackson.
If you've ever watched the classic stoner comedy Pineapple Express you may have wondered how one goes about making a cross joint.
Why do I need to be part of stoner culture if it's not as fun as people make it out to be?
The comic is about a bunch of animal stoner roommates, which has sort of become an oversaturated concept in comics these days.
"You will learn about this expert&aposs field, but it&aposs through storytelling and experience of the universal human process," Stoner said.
The wide-ranging podcast has no overt theme besides the desire to "spark curiosity" in the audience with important issues, Stoner said.
She transformed herself into a "performative" stoner, covered in tie-dye and backed by Bob Marley music, to please her prime tippers.
Belzebong is an instrumental Polish stoner doom band comprises of dudes with stage names like Alky Dude, Cheesy Dude, and Felony Dude.
I just didn't expect that I'd be dealing with my state government endorsing — if not encouraging — my kids' stoner-skater-slacker lifestyle.
Several of these handpicked books, including John Williams's novel "Stoner," originally published in 1965, have become not just critical but commercial successes.
On tracks like the stoner anthem "It's 4:20 Somewhere," by his band Moonalice, McNamee performed under the stage name Chubby Wombat.
Where else on TV do you get to see black women partake in the stoner comedy antics normally reserved for white men?
Artists like bassist Rob Stoner, drummer Howie Wyeth, singer Ronee Blakely, and violinist Scarlet Rivera were recruited from the Desire recording sessions.
For the stoner looking to relax after a hard day of work: an Insomnia Cookies gift card and fleece hoodie for high cuddles.
Know The Difference Between THC and CBD Despite what any stoner stereotype would have you believe, not all cannabis products get you high.
Jerry becoming a professional stoner and edibles tycoon is easily the most plausible subplot the series has offered in the first four episodes.
But can their bromance survive interference from a stoner quarterback (Wyatt Russell), a fetching coed (Amber Stevens) and her petulant roomie (Jillian Bell)?
It's totally informal, and the mixture of stoner comedy vibes and good clothes with nice cuts is a no-brainer for most kids.
Whether your stoner buddy needs a new ashtray or wants some weed-inspired art they can proudly display, their perfect gift awaits ahead.
By the time we got to it, we had disintegrated into this weirdo, stoner kind of thing that is displayed on Born Innocent.
At one point, Stoner says she got so thin that casting directors wouldn't even let her read lines when she went on auditions.
"With S.H.S.'s, at the end of the day, you are just replacing an existing cost with a better technology," Mr. Stoner said.
In 2003, the Looneys, staunch legalization advocates, launched the marijuana-themed Stoner Fluxx, with some of the proceeds going to fight cannabis prohibition.
Flower Vape: Like an oil vape, except you put actual weed in there, and it some how magically vaporizes into stoner goodness. 3.
Never discount the charming stoner One day, they might save [insert period-appropriate attractive celebrity of the opposite (or same!) sex] from drowning!
Nick had previously said he considers himself the #1 stoner athlete in the world -- so, this is kind of like an honor. Congrats!
He was a jiu-jitsu fighter with knockout power and a stoner surf bum persona that contrasted the prevailing Orange County knucklehead mentality.
Knife hits are for the certain type of refined stoner or high school kid who doth care not (or possess not) for glass.
After announcing the final track, however, Cohen seems to perk up a bit, even calling out "YSL" — Thugger's abbreviation for Young Stoner Life.
For the past few years, Ben & Jerry's has come up with creative ways for stoner and non-smokers alike to celebrate 4/20.
Rogen co-founded the new company with his filmmaking partner Evan Goldberg, who he collaborated with on the 2008 stoner comedy Pineapple Express.
Adult Swim's new stoner cartoon Hot Streets is the kind of show you might find flipping channels on Rick and Morty's interdimensional cable.
As long as you're not the easily distracted stoner type, it's the kind of film that gets even deeper than your typical bong.
Long before he was a Hollywood A-lister, Jason Segel played Nick Andopolis, a burnout stoner who was obsessed with the band Rush.
Instead, McPhee acted like a charity, allowing Murray to give him Clayton Stoner and Shea Theodore instead of grabbing either Vatanen or Manson.
Although McDonald's won't be swapping its slides for toking pods, the fast food giant is still a go-to spot for stoner snacks.
However, not everyone who imbibes, or everyone who participates in stoner culture, is a particularly gifted or dedicated student of the martial arts.
Earlier this summer, McCain foods announced that they would be ending the production of its iconic childhood-snack-turned-stoner-classic Pizza Pockets.
He and I exchanged our favorite doom/stoner rock songs, and he wrote all the music; I provided him feedback, but that's it.
When you wanna treat yourself to the most extra stoner meal possible, look no further than Japanese wagyu, caviar, gold leaf, and truffles.
While we already know that Shakespeare was probably a stoner, the legitimacy of his authorship remains somewhat of a long-running conspiracy theory.
You've got your geek, your stoner, your lovable (if not a bit creepy) host, and of course one very angry boyfriend-to-be.
It's been 21984 years since Alyson Stoner first danced for Missy Elliott, and on Monday night, she proved she can still work it!
You'll also have to find another stoner movie to fill your Sunday afternoons, because Pineapple Express is among the titles getting the axe.
But Battery General Partner Chelsea Stoner insists the firm's newest funds reflect the firm's determination to slow down its pace of fundraising. 6.
"Dog freaks out on pot" may sound like a scene from a stoner comedy or a viral video, but it happens surprisingly often.
He's also trying to rid marijuana of its stoner image, branding his product as the cannabis equivalent of premium wine, with corresponding prices.
Carla Stoner has a little brood of chickens she takes to senior living centers so the residents can experience a little birdie love.
Now, you can enjoy two of life's pleasures with just one utensil, you lazy or too-young-to-go-to-a-head-shop stoner.
What happens, though, if you take that formula, subtract Pixar, add the current kings of stoner comedy, and give it a hard-R rating?
Without sounding too much like someone's stoner brother round a campfire, no image we choose to put out into the world is truly real.
Whether or not you observe 4:20 and/or 4/20, you can still enjoy some of the best stoner flicks of all time.
The Japanese fund used its unwieldy $100 billion fund to buy market share and scare off competitors, Stoner said, effectively burning cash to grow.
"After Hannah's psychic reading where she was told in 10 years she'd become a big stoner and wear nipple pasties on stage," she wrote.
Since the first time someone discovered the mind-altering effects of weed, our stoner ancestors have developed new and inventive ways to get high.
When I hear most of this album, it feels like the beginning of stoner metal because there's something distinctly different and bare about it.
You character is inspiring think pieces about how he's redefining the stoner character as someone who isn't lazy, but much more erudite and deeper.
Federal prosecutors mostly care about the big stuff: Organized crime, money laundering, and other serious illegal activities that probably don't involve the casual stoner.
Anne Hathaway appeared on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen on Thursday, which just so happened to be the unofficial stoner holiday 420.
Marijuana — aptly rebranded as cannabis to veer away from the stoner type — is becoming more mainstream, even moving into the luxury and wellness markets.
This is probably as good a time as any to point out that this new Kevin Smith era is the stoner Kevin Smith era.
But it's the blood-soaked Looper, with its futuristic trappings, high-concept plotting, and trippy special effects, that makes for Johnson's true stoner opus.
So if you're a professional person/big stoner in New York City's five borough area, why not consider giving being Mac's assistant a try?
These Pennsylvania lifers are back with another messy, fuzz-bombed slab of high-test stoner rock 'n' roll, and god bless 'em for it.
BUY NOW The Pursuits of Happiness Aero Pipe, $85 For the purist stoner, this pipe is both familiar in shape and elevated in form.
The experience of writing about his life—a bored, lovelorn, emotional stoner in rural England—maybe wasn't meant to touch anybody other than himself.
"The return of the ball gown" and "One stoner politician's lonely quest to legalize shrooms" might not seem like headlines from the same publication.
A famous Ron Stoner photograph from the '60s shows a Marine M.P. wearing a sidearm, storming off the beach with a single-fin shortboard.
While the motive behind that killing is not yet known, Stoner reported receiving threats over his reporting on the death of a local teenager.
Up until then, Cracka had been widely characterized as a stoner high school student who was essentially trolling senior law enforcement and intelligence officials.
When you think of 1980's golf classic Caddyshack, you think of Bill Murray, who was most definitely a stoner once upon a time.
Hill is one of the few icons of 2000s stoner bro classics making a clear change in his work to actively challenge bro culture.
Snapchat may have intended to use Bob Marley as a comedic celebration of the stoner holiday, but the effect feels more creepy — and insensitive.
This is why in 1993, Wood and her colleague, Marie Stoner, began to work on an idea that would eventually become spray-on skin.
In the same year as the bombings, Wood and Stoner decided to commercialize their research, forming Clinical Cell Culture [it's since become Avita Medical].
On this episode of Smokeables, our resident weed expert Abdullah Saeed will show you how to roll two perfect joints for this stoner masterpiece.
JENNY Congratulations to you on your new home, Jenny, and to your stoner children on Canada's recent legalization of the recreational use of pot.
And instead of leaping to its own defense, the reaction from Big Weed has been that of the proverbial stoner paralyzed on the couch.
Rudolph threw a 14-yard touchdown pass to Dillon Stoner, cutting Kansas State's lead to 45-40 with just over four minutes to go.
Johnson had apparently left both his authentic Vonleh jersey and his Vonleh rookie card at home — but some quick stoner thinking saved the day.
Even if you're a daily stoner, the first time you dab can be a terrifying, coughing-fit filled experience if you're not properly prepared.
It's part of a growing movement to wrench pot away from its heady stoner stigma and associate it with exercise, the outdoors, and health.
I left a book called Stoner, a rediscovered classic by John Williams, an American novel, on the doorstep of the trailer because we talked books.
"I'm trying to be a bit contrarian, if you will, in looking at different things that others aren't aware of or excited by," Stoner said.
After a long and fervent campaign by Timothée Chalamet's Twitter stans, the first look at his preppy stoner indie, Hot Summer Nights, is finally here.
On the next episode of Weediquette, Krishna heads to Colorado—where cannabis is legal—to meet Deb Button, the founder of a stoner bible study.
Stoner metal is slower than other metal subgenres, and the steady, bludgeoning cadence of ''Dopesmoker'' really does sound like pilgrims trudging through an unforgiving landscape.
" All my friends were in theater; I was just the stoner that built the sets, backstage smoking a joint, like, "I made your castle wall!
On May 24, HBO's Real Sports aired an interview with Jim Sullivan, a former Armalite engineer who worked with Stoner on the original AR-15.
In The Good Place canon, Doug F. was a 1970's stoner kid who correctly guessed 92% of the afterlife's realities during a mushroom trip.
I was absolutely broke when i lived there, and in moments of financial despair, like any stoner, I got creative to satisfy my sweet tooth.
It's set to hit theaters on 4/20—naturally—but until then, relive your early stoner days and give the trailer a watch right meow.
Additionally, SilverStick sells a leather carrying case with an airtight container, you know, for the classy hipster stoner that likes their stuff to be sleek.
Jack White has that studio where people come through and record, and he's also doing vinyl reissues for Melvins albums like Stoner Witch and Stag.
So it comes as no surprise that people celebrating the unofficial stoner holiday 420 would indulge in a little bit of snacking throughout the day.
One of the best stoner snacks is fried bologna with cheese—then you gotta throw your favorite potato chips in there, inside of the sandwich.
For Noisey's Weed Week last year, I was tasked by the staff to listen to some of the most essential stoner metal albums ever made.
The movies are funny in part because Mr. Rogen — marijuana advocate and star of stoner comedies like "Pineapple Express" — is so intently playing against type.
Up until then, the teenaged hackers had been widely characterized as stoner high school students who were essentially trolling senior law enforcement and intelligence officials.
Stoner was an "avid sportsman, hunter and skeet shooter" but never used the AR-15 for sport, nor did he keep it for personal defense.
Yes, some genius decided to combine a glass weed pipe, commonly called a bowl, with a food bowl, creating a very important mythical stoner invention.
Parts of the same score were used by Stoner Winslett, founding artistic director and chief choreographer of Richmond Ballet, of Virginia, in "Echoing Past" (1996).
They accept anyone and everyone who wants to rush, and soon enough they have plenty of misfit stoner girls to fill their huge new house.
Fun, fast, and surprisingly slick, the band blasted their weirdly radio-friendly brand of stoner metal to a crowd filled with locals and old friends.
The kawaii style and Retsuko's constant daydreaming make for pleasant binging, peppered with stoner chuckles every time she goes all Office Space on the mic.
The new Jonathan Adler x Higher Standards cannabis-inspired decor collab lets Scorpios express their stoner selves with a sophisticated valet tray or hashish box.
Despite plenty of stoner message boards on the internet scribbled with pseudo-science attempting to answer that question, it's more complicated than you might think.
The short answer is, there are a lot more options than the hazy, glass bong, stoner culture I grew up around on the West Coast.
In talking about this with my coworkers, I decided that I need to make a stand for all the sober stoner doom lovers out there.
Stoner, dressed in an Adidas yellow tracksuit with the name "Alyson" spelled out across her shoulders, was in the center spotlight during the epic medley.
James Washington, Dillon Stoner and Marcel Ateman each had more than 100 yards receiving for Oklahoma State, which is No. 214 in the playoff rankings.
While we were rehearsing at S.I.R. Studios in New York, I met a guy in the hallway named Rob Stoner, who was Bob's bass player.
From stocking stuffers to one of a kind experiences, you don't have to be a full blown stoner to enjoy these fun weed-themed gifts!
"I know you got rid of your television ... but at least you should watch me," DeGeneres said before gifting Stoner with a 65-inch TV.
Although not traditionally thought of as a stoner movie, certain aspects of Quentin Tarantino's third feature film reek of bong water and food court Japanese.
Months after opening up about her sexuality in a moving essay, Alyson Stoner dropped her music video for her single "Fool" starring a female love interest.
Stoner was considered a showbiz veteran by her early teens, but fame and nonstop work took a toll on both her emotional and physical well-being.
That time your stoner college roommate decided to drive his crap can from Jersey to LA. And freedom is getting faster, at least in the West.
Like a college stoner, they eat only one thing—except instead of ramen, it's bamboo—and they even struggle to summon the necessary effort for sex.
Although Rihanna is the queen of carefree girl tokers, most of these women were white—which should give anyone celebrating this new female stoner renaissance pause.
We're told the comedian's been tapped to star alongside the rapper in "How High 2," the follow-up to Method Man and Redman's 2001 stoner comedy.
My colleague and metal god, Kim Kelly, blessed me with a list of essential stoner metal albums and it's funny because she doesn't even get stoned.
Both Tomisc and Johnson, who plays the lovable stoner Randy, better known as "Chilli," admitted they hadn't really thought about it...until a woman asked it.
And if all the usual dating apps aren't finding you the stoner lover of your dreams, know that there are plenty of 4/20-friendly alternatives.
I learned the hard way: the Firefly 2 is a very powerful stoner tool that will knock you flat on your ass if you're not careful.
Gas Mask Bong: For only the most hardcore stoner, this bong allows you to do the impossible—look like a total nerd while smoking pot. 21.
Though they may sound like the product of a moment of stoner culinary genius, karepan (curry-filled doughnuts) are a legitimate and widespread snack in Japan.
Long's aunt ratted her experimental stoner nephew out after she found the human brain hidden inside a department store shopping bag while cleaning up the house.
Then there's the laser bong, a piece of stoner technology so advanced that it will probably take NASA scientists decades before they're able to replicate it.
A lot of music from that time period, especially major label music, sounds really dated, as opposed to something like Stoner Witch that really holds up.
Stoner was originally accused of making false statements to wildlife officials in order to scam his way into getting a license ... though he denied ever lying.
Giphy Cam may not seem like world-changing technology, what with its boogery frames and stoner-eye filters, but Bishop and team have a legitimate vision.
The three-course family-style menu by both chefs was inspired by "stoner cuisine," says Oh, who admits to smoking a lot in his younger years.
So, the people whom Civilized does not serve must include the poor, rather than only the stoner as we might ordinarily conceive of him or her.
Martin, who was white, trained him for six years, although historical revisionism later gave more credit to Fred Stoner, a black trainer in the Smoketown neighborhood.
Colt became an icon of the AR-15/M16 family shortly after Eugene Stoner invented the AR-15 design for ArmaLite Company in the late 163s.
What's the excuse for pulling a first-round pick out of the Islanders and the Blue Jackets but settling for Stoner and Theodore from the Ducks?
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back: Sissy vs Justice Kevin Smith's wacky navel-gazing 2001 comedy might be the most combat-heavy stoner flick ever made.
The guitars are fuzzed to the high heavens, playing a complicated stoner-rock riff that's given more grit thanks to a typically lo-fi UMO recording.
However, I quickly realized it was way too complex and time-consuming for my stoner ass to do myself and I just drank his brew instead.
Pot paraphernalia has come a long way from looking like a Deadhead stoner bro sharted out the Monster Energy drink logo on a piece of glass.
So, just in time for the holidays, here are the best gifts for every stoner on your list—all sourced from our fave women-run companies.
I also admire how the guy in the drawing has the sleepily-aroused look of a stoner currently into the 45th minute of a YouPorn browse.
But two of them, it turns out, are also headed to top colleges, and the third, a stoner with flowing locks, is going straight to Google.
Her film credits also include "Ada" (1961), "The Bonfire of the Vanities" (1990) and the stoner comedy "Pineapple Express," in which she played James Franco's grandmother.
He's also an ambassador for The Four-Twenty Games, which puts on active lifestyle events in legal and medical states to combat the lazy stoner stigma.
Depending on the availability, legality, and quality of substances where you live, watching stoner movies while stoned may or may not already be a regular pastime.
It's billed as Dazed and Confused but set in the 1980s, and the trailer sure plays that up: All that's is missing is a stoner Patrick Bateman.
As growth investing gets increasingly competitive, Stoner hopes the new influx of cash will help Battery outlast other investors and back more companies that have been overlooked.
So who better to play him and make him irritated than Pauly Shore, the '90s stoner icon best known for hits like Jury Duty and Encino Man?
On this episode of Blunt Reviews, host Simone Sullivan travels to Denver, Colorado, where legal weed is transforming the Mile High City into a stoner vacation destination.
Stoner believes another bar "would help build community cohesion," but that LGBTQ people in North Dakota have done a good job of making public spaces their own.
The "stoner" version of the film will follow a "twenty-something weed growing loser" as he defends his home from intruders while high and paranoid, Deadline reports.
Boy's Club by Matt Furie (Fantagraphics) Matt Furie's Boy's Club was the first major stoner animal buddy comic that came out after Ben Jones pioneered this genre.
After Letang's goal, Pittsburgh had a chance for another goal when Scott Wilson received a penalty shot after Anaheim defenseman Clayton Stoner tripped him on a breakaway.
" Some of Hamm's reflections sound a bit like those of a stoner-philsopher, like when he says, "Money can buy a lot of things, but not everything.
Sources close to "How High 2" tell TMZ ... the hip-hop duo wasn't cast in the made-for-TV movie after starring in the original stoner comedy.
"I think we're getting somewhere," he says, before propelling his creation into the stoner food stratosphere by adding a handful of crushed salt-and-vinegar potato chips.
Fireball Ministry's Scott Reeder has been holding it down for big fat stoner riffs since the 90s, when he briefly teamed up with Wino in The Obsessed.
The movie fuses a Raymond Chandler–style detective novel plot, about the supposed kidnapping of a rich man's trophy wife, and a Cheech & Chong–style stoner comedy.
On the first series he engineered, backup Dru Brown capped a six-play drive with a 513-yard touchdown pass to Dillon Stoner in the third quarter.
Instead, they unwittingly go after Mr. Bridges's character, a bearded stoner layabout who is familiarly known as The Dude but who formally shares the rich man's name.
Oklahoma State kicked it into high gear in the third quarter, getting another field goal, then a 32-yard pass from Cornelius to sophomore wideout Dillon Stoner.
Dope, weed, reefer, ganja — judging by monikers alone, one could easily declare that marijuana has about as much sex appeal as a stoner in a classic comedy.
Outside on the street, I called my boyfriend, Rion, and told him I was leaving my stoner lifestyle behind, at least for a good chunk of time.
It was about ten or 15 years ago and we had Fly Jimmy Swift in here and some other MDMA band—it was a real stoner crowd.
Blunted Objects makes affordable cannabis jewelry that doesn't look like you got them at Claire's and these emerald green leaf earrings are popular among Instagram stoner celebrities.
While Roadburn began in 1998 as a webzine connecting the thriving stoner rock scene at the time, it quickly grew into a concert and then a festival.
In that sense, Bratton's reaction to a student stoner in the Financial District reflects how people generally get treated in that rich, white area of the city.
But it's not an appeal to the stoner vote — the issue is a litmus test for candidates' commitment to equal treatment for all races in criminal justice.
The significance of April 20th as a stoner holiday has been attributed to police radio codes for marijuana possession (false) or the day Jimi Hendrix died (nope).
No longer are the men with the bear spray in charge, no, like a stoner John Wick, our hero behind the counter has fully taken the reins.
Tre Watson's 22-yard touchdown run with 22:22 remaining narrowed Texas' deficit to 213-27, but Dillon Stoner recovered the ensuing onside kick for Oklahoma State.
Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott still make a dynamic couple in this 20-year-old stoner comedy that takes repetition to a place of absurdist enlightenment.
There's been a major push from industry professionals to make marijuana a lifestyle brand and break away from the lazy stoner college party culture it once represented.
I let the weed infuse with cream in a pot for an hour and a half, which I hoped would be enough to release the stoner molecules.
It is the ultimate pastiche ideology—an ideological chameleon, rearranging its spots to suit the historical moment, pressing stoner cartoon frogs into the service of white supremacy.
But your ancestors' alcoholic stoner juice recipes were probably a little less sophisticated than today's cannabis concoctions, as modern technology (coupled with stoner ingenuity) has thankfully sped up the infusion process, which means, first of all, that you no longer have to steep the alcohol and cannabis together in a cool dark place for several months, and second of all, that weed alcohol no longer tastes like grassy sludge.
In honor of 21980 — and in honor of cannabis, and in honor of these games we love — let's take a look at 22004 sports stars with stoner credentials.
In the essay, which was published to Teen Vogue in March, Stoner described how she fell in love with a woman for the first time in her life.
But now, thanks to some new insider information, we learned just how far his unhealthy habits reach: Trump's presidential diet resembles that of a 17-year-old stoner.
Logan SquareWicker Park's chill stoner sister, Logan Square, is probably where your drug dealer lives and where that indie drummer you boned last weekend works as a bartender.
Little Five PointsL5P is where Atlanta rapper Young Thug roams in his "Stoner" video to holler at a girl with both hoop earrings and plugs in her ears.
One outspoken comedian-turned-TV-stoner messaged me asking if, for $100,000, I'd let him inseminate me, then have the kid and have no part in their lives.
I'm not making another high music mixtape in the near future but I've been challenged to open myself up to a new type of weed music, stoner metal.
For example, in 2000 ArmaLite engineer Eugene Stoner created a lightweight machine gun called the AR-15, which the US military bought in bulk for the Vietnam War.
For example: All my stoner friends at the University of Rochester (way back in 2008) had Bob Marley posters and tapestries that pleasantly billowed in the slightest breeze.
Stoner shut-ins and indie band frontwomen alike will buy it because it means something to them, and not just because it's a potent critique of late-capitalism.
They have versions of classic stoner snacks, like mini Pop-Tarts and the Cheez-It—an item they call Yelps, answering the question of what the fox says.
Yeah, when their record label told them their vast stoner epic wouldn't work and asked them to compromise their vision, they got bummed out, and they fucking bailed.
Chances are if you've heard any Melvins song at all, you likely heard "Revolve" off 1994's Stoner Witch, the second of three albums released via Atlantic Records.
Broad City, for example, started as a web series, allowing anyone to access it, and a large female-stoner community can be found online in spaces like Tumblr.
" For now, she's focused on her latest venture, High Tide tours, which is a tourism company aimed at giving people the "Southern California experience from a stoner perspective.
The story includes a rare scene that actually qualifies as stoner humor: just two people, getting high, killing time, giggling at jokes that make sense only to them.
While speaking to people about their drug hunt endeavors, a similar narrative emerged: The first call typically starts with the stoner from high school who never left home.
The Associated Press reports that the law doesn't mean you can just spark a one-hitter next to the maître d' like some stoner version of Don Draper.
The festivities will begin at 24:220 local time (except for Miami), and attendees will receive free pizza and PAX swag, in addition to the wonderful stoner camaraderie.
Steve Almond, in the forthcoming study " William Stoner and the Battle for the Inner Life ," argues that the novel's power arises from its defense of privacy and dignity.
It's definitely heavy, but it's not sludge, and it's not pure doom, either; it's certainly not stoner rock (though it does swing like a villain from the gallows).
Jonah Hill splashed onto the big screen in 2007 with bro-y classics like Superbad and Knocked Up; films that reinvigorated a collective thirst for misogynistic stoner humor.
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Floridian stoner-sludge trio Shroud Eater are back for another fuzzed-out ride through the deep-south heavy metal swamps with their latest full-length, Strike the Sun.
It's a wild ride from start to finish, and not for the faint of heart or stomach, but the final product is a stoner food of unparalleled brilliance.
But also, let's appreciate the MUNCHIES Test Kitchen's ability to perfect the fine art of the stoner sundae with this magnificent beast, served in an actual cookie bowl.
Meet the trail mix trifle—from far away it looks kinda fancy, but really it's just all your favorite stoner snacks packed into one over-the-top dessert.
If you&aposre a hip-hop fan, you might know Alyson Stoner from her performance in Missy Elliott&aposs 2002 "Work It" music video when she was seven.
It wasn't cute-messy, like the stoner nonchalance Abbi and Ilana of Broad City exude, slogging through dead-end jobs with good humor because they have each other.
Frederick Exley's "A Fan's Notes"; "Northline," by Willy Vlautin; "Hard Rain Falling," by Don Carpenter; "Stoner," by John Williams; and "Lost in the City," by Edward P. Jones.
Similarly, these new shows have come to normalize cannabis consumption, marking a substantial turn away from the stereotypical "stoner," humor of Cheech and Chong, and Harold and Kumar.
As a fairly perfect encapsulation of his impact, Young Stoner Life signee Lil Keed has modeled a great deal of his approach off that of his label benefactor.
It varies by genre, by locale, by environment, but for everyone outside of the most fervent fans of psychedelic-leaning stoner doom, the color black is a major component.
Maybe it'll come in handy while holiday shopping for that very, very, special stoner in your life who already has way too many Vetements hoodies for their own good.
Weird and unruly women have dominated TV and film following Broad City's initial example (Fleabag, Crazy Ex Girlfriend, Trainwreck), especially the stoner variety (Mary + Jane, Landline, the upcoming DUDE).
Most of them are glass, bright or neon colors, sometimes tie-dye, and they all look like something you'd see sitting on the coffee table in a stoner movie.
Two 16-year-olds, Nathaniel Webb and Jonathan Stoner, and 17-year-old Jalen Jeffries suffered minor injuries, said Metro police spokesman, Don Aaron, as reported by The Tennessean.
Rapper Wiz Khalifah shared some "stoner emojis," and Snoop Dogg got a jump on the holiday with a picture of him in a Santa hat for 4/20 eve.
When green-haired stoner Ophelia (Taylor Dearden) tries to back her up, she accidentally kills the guy with a wrench and then pukes hot pink bile all over him.
At the end of my first year, I asked students for advice, and a precocious stoner wrote, "Make us talk more" in fat block letters on his suggestion card.
Growing up on the sets of Disney Channel TV series and films might sound glamorous, but Alyson Stoner wants people to know that there's much more to the story.
There's also a lot of big art installations, like a giant stoner caterpillar, and we also have the world's largest bong, which is a 24-foot Jerome Baker bong.
Yep, as you may have heard, it's surprisingly common to not actually get high the first time you try marijuana (though this isn't the case for every newbie stoner).
Guild Dispensary in San Jose, California, is teaming up with local donut chain Psycho Donuts to bring the world weed-flavored doughnuts in celebration of the stoner holiday 420.
There's no word on what happened to the stoner, but wherever they are, let's hope they steer clear of sneaking into vacant houses to get blazed from now on.
In fact, weed is so useful for this purpose that kosher edibles are a growing market for the observant Jewish stoner who can't light a joint on the Sabbath.
I did not know what stoner metal was before then and have not listened to any since, but the experience was one that still sticks out in my memory.
They have extreme self-control, so their stoner friends may be wondering how they managed to refuse the bag of Cheetos the rest of the group is passing around.
Thus, the crystalline stoner club jam that is "Pass Dat"; the slinky rap boasts of "Feel Like Phil," set to a minimalist Radiohead-style synth pattern; the 2 a.m.
The miniseries does nothing to mimic the sensation of being high, as overt stoner movies like Dazed and Confused, Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, and Smiley Face do.
The book has been compared to a slew of famous works from the "Into Their Labours" novels of John Berger to the late-blooming classic "Stoner" by John Williams.
He's also one of the most humble, personable pro skateboarders I've come across, and speaks like the friendly stoner you meet under the half-pipe at your local park.
I know I should remember something earlier but I was honestly the biggest stoner in my early teens so a lot of stuff has been wiped from my brain.
Get something that will provoke jealous gasps as it's passed around the stoner circle—like this avocado-shaped pipe, so adorable it could fit right on grandma's kitchen table.
"I created the strictest parameters possible for potential sponsors and try to favor sites and services that center education, productivity, health and self-care, and giving back," Stoner said.
There's a bit of a story, long before the East Deck, where I vividly remember you stealing my copy of "Stoner" by John Williams, one of the great books.
We kicked back with some gin and juice—recipe borrowed from his pal Martha Stewart—and talked rap, stoner snacks, and his philosophy of being respectful with your blunts.
It was Pepe the Frog, a benign stoner-guy cartoon that had been repurposed by 4chan pranksters—they'd Photoshopped him into Nazi and Trump drag, to mess with liberals.
Disney Channel alum Alyson Stoner was one of the first to arrive on the red carpet, happily posing for photos and taking selfies with her crew on her phone.
There's this stereotype of the know-it-all stoner who uses words like "terpenes" and "trichomes" in order to make others feel othered — not in an effort to educate.
Luckily, if your circle of loved ones includes a stoner or two, there are plenty of cannabis-themed gifts that will put a smile on their faces this V-Day.
" In the first verse of the song, Stoner sings, "I can't believe family could be so savage," before repeatedly singing in the chorus that she's "stripped bare, got nothing left.
In the way that relationships sometimes go, heightened by work stress and a bad case of stoner brain, someone says the wrong thing, and an otherwise good day goes wrong.
Like other so-called stoner gangs in the city at the time, MS-13 evolved into a violent group, in part for self-defense, in part because of criminal ambition.
This year, VICELAND plans to air THC-packed shorts and rerun timeless stoner movies, like Austin Powers and Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, to celebrate the chillest holiday known to man.
It is admirably well sung and acted by the spirited cast, especially the smoky-voiced Jones as Pat and Alysha Umphress as the stoner who spouts both prophecy and melisma.
Boll makes willfully bad video game adaptations and ultra violent schlock that even the most jaded stoner would turn off in favor of finding something funny to watch on YouTube.
Still, flour mills have started asking farmers to test wheat for glyphosate in anticipation of California's requirement, said Gordon Stoner, president of the National Association of Wheat Growers, another plaintiff.
"We need a cartoon of a bromance trying to save us from ourselves ... I put it away for six months because it's clearly a stoner idea," Reid told the outlet.
It didn't help that, soon after "Stoner" took off, the market was subsequently flooded with early recordings, semi-authorized releases, and glorified bootlegs exposing an artist still finding his way.
I'm not saying this is supposed to be the ideal stoner slumber party and a sly 4/20 tribute, but I couldn't possibly argue a way in which it isn't.
Now add in a couple of stoner teenagers, a part-time masseur, a millionaire Mormon gun manufacturer, a movie-star caliber Swiss arms dealer, and many, many more military contracts.
Following a new report published in the scientific journal PLOS ONE, the archetype of the stoner as the essence of chill might have to be more accurately updated to icy.
The whole roster is already there: gentleman philosopher Finnegan (Glen Powell); cocky hitter McReynolds (Tyler Hoechlin); intense "raw dog" Jay (Juston Street); stoner Willoughby (Wyatt Russell); even-keeled Dale (J.
Trading slices of pizza for free parking seems like a fair enough arrangement—the kind of thing that you'd work out with your stoner roommate halfway through your sophomore year.
The television hums with static as a very pregnant stoner rips bong hits and has bizarre visions of dancing furry creatures, strange doctors, and thumping music she can't quite place.
It's hard to imagine stoner Saul Silver from from Pineapple Express or bad boy Daniel Desario from Freaks and Geeks promoting a luxe cologne — but the time has come, people.
I just started smoking weed a year ago for the first time in my life, and as any stoner would tell you, it's revolutionized the way I perceive the world.
But on the other hand—and stoner movies notwithstanding—White Castle doesn't have the obnoxious cult appeal of In-N-Out or Shake Shack (which didn't even make the list).
Near the very end of the The Big Lebowski, the titular lead character, a disarmingly nonchalant stoner who goes by the nickname "the Dude" (Jeff Bridges), reveals his personal credo.
The Solution Marlin and his new buddy, Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), encounter 12-stepping sharks, a whale and stoner turtles as they ride the current in search of the young fish.
In the end, they decided on a balance of general stoner ineptitude in the face of absurd circumstances and one terrible run-in with a person of actual historical significance.
The image was passed around Stoner Twitter in late 2017 as a 4/20-friendly meme for the truly absurd moments in which you just have to take a hit.

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