Pooping out of the normal for an individual might signify illness such as infection (pooping more) or cancer (pooping blood).
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Birds spread seeds by pooping then, and snakes could be spreading seeds by eating and pooping mice who ate seeds.
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Take pooping, for example: People have decided pooping is gross, even though it's a thing that most of us do literally every day.
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Watch as R29ers get personal about their own pooping habits; the more we talk about it, the less uncomfortable your pooping experience will be.
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All those birds flying en masse, roosting and ... pooping together.
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Past designs included eating utensils, humanlike teeth, and pooping butts.
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Bears can occasionally expel the worms by pooping them out.
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"I'm pooping in my pants," the girl says, all nonchalant.
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Except he was shot by a crossbow bolt while pooping.
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Camp number two (pun intended): Those who can't stop pooping.
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They even started peeing and pooping at the same time.
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Will pooping while sitting kill us all in our sleep?
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Not pooping for three days isn't necessarily a sign of constipation, which doctors define as pooping less than twice a week—an edge that Will Smith seems to skirt on a very regular basis!
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Yes, we're talking about Nathaniel (Scott Michael Foster) pooping his pants.
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They have to deal with pooping inside a pressurized space suit.
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RFM: And how about pooping—where does all the poop go?
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Right now, pooping in space is actually an important technical challenge.
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My friends, we're in the golden age of gaming while pooping.
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What inspires a seemingly normal person to begin pooping in public?
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If that's a pooping pun, my god, they've earned our respect.
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All I can think about the whole time is not pooping.
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Try your very best to ignore the pooping dog in the background.
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Three doves sit on a branch, pooping on a black plastic bag.
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When has trash talk ever involved physically pooping on someone or something?
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Pooping in my diaper was always the high point of my day.
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He looked jealous when he spotted a dog pooping on a curb.
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Passenger complaints included reports of animals peeing, pooping and biting during Delta flights.
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And Sunny has stopped running to the end of the hall and pooping.
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Within two weeks, 90 percent of the chickens were pooping out resistant bugs.
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They then complimented each other on their work peeing and pooping in comedies.
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But what matters most about pooping is being comfortable while you're at it.
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"No one is eating so therefore no one is pooping," the staffer wrote.
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They're naturally averse to the stuff, and they avoid pooping where they live.
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Turtle bachelordom is great — a non-stop party of eating, swimming, and pooping.
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" Lights-out pooping, Sheth adds, may "help with a proper rate of exit.
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Baby Freddie's now free to focus on important things like pooping and breastfeeding.
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Sometimes not pooping at all might indicate illness, such as a metabolic condition.
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Training methods for pooping and peeing were documented and photographed in the paper.
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Remember your Tamagotchi that needed constant attention and wouldn't stop pooping 24/7?
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Our 15-year-old cat is peeing and sometimes pooping on our carpet.
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When JD and Turk sang a surprisingly catchy song about pooping on Scrubs.
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So many settings, you just wind up crying and pooping in the corner.
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Pooping was my sacred time, and I wasn't about to bid it farewell.
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And there's a scientific reason why you're pooping more (or less) than usual.
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I am married, but pooping for me does not turn on my husband.
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Someone needs to potty train that log In Catalonia, Spain, they have pooping logs.
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But hippos seem to be doing it, too, through their routine mass pooping events.
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Like, we've made a movie about barfing, but not burping, and pooping and peeing.
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Those tiny spikes on roofs keeping pigeons from hunkering down and pooping on everyone?
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And sure, it's not an ice cream-pooping unicorn, but he pulls it off.
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Brown noise, on the other hand, isn't named for its color (or pooping, sorry).
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But that requires a separate discussion about the cultural valence of puking vs. pooping.
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Like, that I'm shooting an anal scene and I end up accidentally pooping everywhere.
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I'll excuse Baldwin for not replicating his football-pooping celebration from Super Bowl XLIX.
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By Shaena Montanari in Healthyish The pooping accessory I didn't know I was missing.
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Supposedly, this position doesn't create that bend, making for a potentially more enjoyable pooping experience.
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When you combine sitting in traffic, pooping and brushing your teeth, you get 433 days.
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Sorry to tell you but unless you have a Squatty Potty you've been pooping wrong.
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So if you're pooping green every day, that's when you'll have to see a doc.
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When flares occur, there's pain, diarrhea, and a significant chance of my pooping my pants.
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I'm in my house pooping in a bag, making knives out of my own feces.
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Cliffe: We suspect about 60% of predator-based sloth deaths happen while they&aposre pooping.
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I was watching a ton of watersports (pee porn) and stumbled upon a man pooping.
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Using one allows you to assume a squatting position, rather than a sitting position while pooping.
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Celebrating your puppy for peeing or pooping in the right location is only half the battle.
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Pooping pink is especially unsurprising if you eating entire boxes of these cookies in one sitting.
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"I once heard someone liken it to the feeling of pooping," another guy, Sean*, told me.
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Steam Link's best pooping material is going to be 4X games such as the Civilization series.
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While Jessie's pooping, her mom comes out, and they have to make a run for it.
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Unfortunately, nowadays, the lavish antics after a successful goal are often snuffed by party-pooping referees.
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"You have a bird pooping on a turtle that poops on a civet," Dr. Walzer said.
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"They are in our ventilation system through our air vents, peeing and pooping everywhere," she said.
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"It absolutely happened, like, you literally can't make that stuff up," Viall confirmed of the pooping incident.
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Peeing, pooping, kissing, pregnancy, and the terrifying notion of going to the doctor and getting a shot.
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Anyone who is chronically constipated will tell you that pooping becomes the absolute focus of your life.
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Like they're scared to death because they're pooping and can't run away if there's any danger afoot.
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And, of course, there was the defecating pig of 2014, who was deplaned after pooping on board.
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If you're backed up, drinking water should be the first item in your action plan for pooping.
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Shows like Orange Is the New Black and Broad City have women acting mean, failing, and pooping.
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One thing is for sure: Said manager has definitely thought about pooping on his or her iPhone.
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Somewhere along the way, people got to talking about how Steph was miming the act of pooping.
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Former shuttle astronaut Mike Massimino will never forget the time he had to practice pooping for NASA.
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But that all quickly came to an end by a party-pooping member of the grounds' crew.
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Mundane tasks like shaving, peeing, pooping, eating, and cleaning themselves became linked to the viability of the system.
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What's most important is that little True is healthy and happy — all 21 constantly-pooping inches of her.
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Everyone should feel as comfortable sending nudes as my friend does sending them to me when she's pooping.
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DON'T offer to wait for your coworker when you're both in the bathroom, in case they're pooping. 7.
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So one school superintendent made a habit out of pooping on a high school football field—so what?
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The list of plausible side effects of birthing a human range from pooping on a table to orgasming.
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Pooping before a run is ideal, so you don't get stuck on a trail sans-potty, she says.
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Toilet paper has become synonymous with pooping, but it may not actually the best way to clean up.
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And thus, the Squatty Potty, which you've probably seen being marketed by a rainbow-pooping unicorn, was born.
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Why your pooping patterns change on your period You're not imagining it — period poop is absolutely a thing.
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Above, to help alleviate some of your public pooping pressure, R29 staffers spill their thoughts on doing their business.
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From a "rollercoaster" to "tingling" (okay, and pooping), here are some unfiltered accounts of what anal sex feels like.
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We don't often see angry barking, or pooping, or shedding, which any pug owner knows is its own plague.
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He was pooping more than four times a day, and severe "attacks" forced him to isolate himself for hours.
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Mom sits there, watches, and doesn't stop her kid from taking off his pants and pooping on the seat.
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But if you're talking about an industrial system, you have 100,000 head of cattle all pooping in one place.
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They could be settling in to put on makeup, just taking a quick pee, or even worse: pooping themselves.
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A puppy pooping on your living room rug in the middle of the night sounds pretty nightmarish in itself.
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Children are more than pooping, whining, demanding jerks who need to be driven to doctors' appointments, playdates, and rehearsals.
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The mood will electric; however, expect a party-pooping energy to arrive when Mercury opposes Saturn on June 15.
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However, some party pooping takes place in your social life as Mars and Mercury face off with taskmaster Saturn.
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"Pooping in a Car, Van or RV" is one of his most popular videos, with more than 2000,27 views.
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" Hannity made those comments after Scarborough said on "Morning Joe" that Trump resembled "a kid pooping in his pants.
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When I tweeted about the real rankings earlier this week, several people responded that I was a party-pooping pedant.
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As we've reported before, around twenty percent of our methane emissions comes from ruminants, like cows, belching, farting and pooping.
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Photo: Gates Archive (Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation)Have you ever wondered which tech billionaire thinks the most about pooping?
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Specifically, you missed Bachelorette baddie Chad Johnson having a drunken outburst, pooping his pants, and getting kicked off the show.
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Looking at all these dog deposits, Rover found that Chicago, Seattle and Denver had more pooches pooping than other cities.
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Apparently what marathon runners know is that pooping your pants (or running shorts) is actually a hazard of the activity.
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Imagine sitting inside the bathroom, trying to get yourself off, while someone is pooping in the stall next to you.
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In many studies into normal, "healthy" defecation, normal pooping ranges from three times per day to three times per week.
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But, don't worry — Pietrzak assured me I wouldn't suddenly become a pooping machine, evacuating my bowels uncontrollably for three months.
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A man alleged to have spent the last year pooping on his neighbour's property has been charged by Australian police.
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At its worst, it may cause the whole groin area to swell, or cause pain during sex, urination, or pooping.
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Luckily, there's a lot of variety when it comes to normal, healthy pooping habits — and no one's perfect all the time.
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The kissing bug spreads Chagas by biting and then pooping near the bite, making the transmission of the disease fairly uncommon.
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"There was one day that Molly would not stop pooping in the bathtub — over and over," says the newly married mama.
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Image: Steven PlattElephants, through their trampling, foraging, and pooping, exert a large environmental footprint—both literally and figuratively—on the landscape.
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Imagine if it wasn't open-bathroom-door-enthusiast Doug in Sex and the City who was doing the pooping, but Miranda.
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Pooping will never be sexy, but just remember literally everyone does it and it shouldn't be made into a big deal.
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Toilet paper is the standard way to clean up after pooping, but it's not actually the healthiest way, a doctor says.
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The takeaway here is that it's probably not a horrible thing if you get your keto pooping advice from the Internet.
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To this day, the fact that my co-star sensed I was pooping out on my job fills me with shame.
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This means that in the days before your period, you could be eating more and pooping less, making you feel bloated.
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So it could be argued that one pooping cow could provide you with your needs, along with your neighbors on both sides.
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For two weeks, I spend every free moment I'm not sleeping or pooping hunched over, stabbing at the controllers' squishy silicone pads.
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Colourfully painted signs read "Redesign the Paradigm", "Make Love to the Mystery", and, on paths to compost toilets, "Conscious Pooping This Way".
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What if we made pooping more than just a bodily function and elevated it to a time to relax, rejuvenate, and reset?
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Everything from the design of the family's house to the name of its endlessly pooping dog is drawn from Mr Cuarón's memories.
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Episode 26: "The Brownout" It's November 222, 224, and the students of St. Bernardine Catholic School in Bellevue, Washington can't stop pooping.
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When you're constipated and pooping less frequently, your stool is often very hard because there's less water in it, Dr. Knotts says.
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Just as pooping is an unavoidable part of being human, having pink poop might be inevitable if you eat Peep-flavored Oreos.
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So again: no pooping, because that serves no purpose for a man, and in fact can only really get in the way.
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Perhaps during Reconstruction, the thought of anyone pooping their way through another revolution seemed so unlikely the Second Amendment remained largely unchanged.
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Zoey is more entranced by the green-eyed monster when Jazz explains the legitimately hilarious way she defined the relationship with Doug: pooping.
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Of course, outdoors in lakes, ponds, rivers, and the ocean, poop can get into the water even without someone actively pooping in it.
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In this week's Succession, "Dundee," the Roys travel to Scotland, where Logan Roy grew up birdwatching and pooping outside, a reportedly hardscrabble childhood.
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Some joked that pooping in Union and Dwyane Wade&aposs home was a "major win" and a "bucket list item" for the driver.
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A former high school superintendent in New Jersey who was arrested for pooping on Holmdel High School's track and athletic field has pleaded guilty.
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If you're curious about anal sex and have never done it before, you probably have two burning questions: Will it feel like I'm pooping?
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Part Two: The Second #2 I am so delighted to inform you that the caganer is not the only pooping Christmas character for Catalonians.
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You'll spend your time fighting dinosaurs, pooping, and communicating with other players over voice chat and through the limited gestures made available to you.
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Pooping logs and bundles of hay In Spain, some parents gift their children friendly-looking hollow logs as part of a unique Christmas tradition.
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Instead we type "how do I make myself stop/start pooping" into the search bar and wait for Dr. Google to dispense its advice.
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Start wearing it while having regular sex and you'll begin to associate the feeling of being anally activated with sex rather than, y'know, pooping.
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"I'm going to shove my foot so far up your butt that you will be pooping toes for a week," McIntyre sneered at the audience.
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There were suddenly new factors to consider, like the arrival of a crying, pooping miniature person who was going to require most of our attention.
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Robert Edwards, the engineer who brought the Squatty Potty to life, has claimed that this pooping posture is more "natural" and, therefore, better for you.
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" Hannity, a staunch supporter of Trump, made the comments after Scarborough said on "Morning Joe" that the president resembled "a kid pooping in his pants.
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If they wanted their baby to pee after feeding or napping, they used that whistling sound to initiate and sort of cue peeing or pooping.
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The restaurant Dim Sum Icon has thrown its hat into the ring with a turn for the adorably disgusting—a vomiting, pooping cartoon menu collaboration.
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Yes, you heard that right: The mostly impoverished villages where people are pooping in the open are now being blackmailed into building and using toilets.
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For years, Gwendolyn lived indoors, sleeping in a bathtub, pooping on newspapers in the bathroom, chewing on dog toys, and napping on Van Buren's bed.
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"You have a bird pooping on a turtle that poops on a civet," said Christian Walzer, executive director of health at the Wildlife Conservation Society.
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I thought you were supposed to be pooping every day, but now that I think about it…it's not like I ever read that somewhere.
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Beached marine specimens have led to the discovery of new whale species, insights into fish parasitology, and interesting finds about the pooping habits of turtles.
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One letter is from the vet with the name of a pheromone spray I can use to try stop the cat from pooping on the rug.
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When you're seeing someone new, it can take a while to go from making out at the bar after last call to pooping at their place.
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It's more crowded today than I've ever seen it — there are probably more than 50 dogs there, all chasing each other, pooping, and running after toys.
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The entire operation likely cost millions of dollars, but hilariously resembles a couple of giant metal birds pooping a flock of screaming, tiny birds mid-flight.
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" With dogs especially, she says, "they feel forgotten, and that's when they start peeing and pooping around the house or doing things you wouldn't hope for.
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And with a diet of only fruits and vegetables you'd be pooping like a coked-up Clydesdale, which would certainly have you feeling lighter than before.
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After I'd excreted all the water I'd put in on Day Seven, I discovered I'd lost six pounds in addition to looking, feeling, and pooping better.
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The website features thumbnails for videos, like the popular "baby pooping" vid, and only lets you watch them if you authorize access to your Twitter account.
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With increasing temperatures through Wednesday afternoon, the iguanas were back on their feet, hanging out in trees, and pooping in pools, as they're known to do.
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Until recently, he remained elusive to residents at an apartment block, who complained someone had been pooping on a path by night several times a week.
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If you've somehow missed ad above featuring a knock-off burger king and mythical pooping unicorn, the Squatty Potty is a little step stool for your toilet.
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In fact, they can fly over long distances — over 37 miles in one night — bringing with them fruits (and seeds) and even pooping seeds as they fly.
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A unified theory of pooping Putting the length of feces together with the properties of mucus, we now have a cohesive physics story for how defecation happens.
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In its first three minutes alone, it covers amazingly awkward sex, mouth-to-mouth vomiting, stress-pooping, and a toddler who's claimed mommy's vibrator as a toy.
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A unified theory of pooping Putting the length of feces together with the properties of mucus, we now have a cohesive physics story for how defecation happens.
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I think it's dangerous to romanticize pooping in the open as India becomes more populated, and people move closer to open gutters and streams in rural areas.
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They're especially interested in bathrooms and kitchens, places where we spend a lot of our time and dump a lot of bacteria through things like cooking and pooping.
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If we're going to read into this, it looks like people think they're snakes for ratting on each other...or pooping all over each other...something like that.
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In a move that's as obvious as Titus' love of boobs in California and pooping in someone else's bathroom, Netflix has renewed Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt for Season 4.
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But basically, the ink will get metabolized through either your sweat glands, kidney, or liver, which means you're literally sweating, peeing, or pooping out your tattoo's ink particles.
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Case in point: The "Sproutling" for baby convictsA Nest smart crib would join hundreds of devices that track breathing and movement and crying and pooping (via Bluetooth, even!).
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The prime suspect, we'll call her suspect #2, has allegedly been pooping all over Colorado Springs, but has taken a liking to one Cathy Budde's yard in particular.
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Others went full-on sag, tying their pants mid-thigh, a sartorial maneuver that made them "look like they were pooping themselves while they walked," one critic observed.
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ANONYMOUS There are about 67 reasons and 32 bromides (the most colorful of which argues against pooping where we eat) to discourage you from dating your (indirect) boss.
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But if a grown man named Lizard King pooping into a shoe is any indication, anyone who wants to skateboard will have to get used to that feeling.
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The baby was finally down, and my husband and I had some time to talk about topics other than sleeping and pooping, but I also needed to shower.
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Cleanup is the responsibility of the Chicago Department of Streets and Sanitation, but hosing down the street doesn't prevent the pigeons from pooping on it all over again.
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And while governments are now considering scooter-specific laws, the masses have taken matters into their own hands—by destroying, pooping on, vandalizing, and otherwise fucking them up.
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The deals are clearly aimed to get the youth back on the burrito bandwagon, since their parents are probably still pretty upset about the whole "pooping blood" thing.
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Seahawks receiver Doug Baldwin owns a permanent place in Dumb Football lore for being the guy who simulated pooping a football after scoring a touchdown in the Super Bowl.
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I try to talk them into the fact that they're actually getting a bath and pooping at the same time, kind of a two birds with one stone thing.
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But the most obviously distinguishable aspect of the caganer from other childhood characters is also the thing that makes it most special, and that is that it is pooping.
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Using figures from the CDC, the University of Massachusetts, and the Poop Report, some Reddit users calculated that an average person spends about 24o days of their life pooping.
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In the former example, they're mechanical advantage for human endeavors, and in the latter example they are fighting-eating-pooping-dying machines with no internal life of their own.
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But in the men's restroom, it's like, 'I'm just gonna let it rip so people think I'm pooping, and they won't think it's weird that I'm using the stall.
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Judy Edwards originally thought they might just sell a few Squatty Potties here or there to help supplement their retirement income, because no one likes to discuss pooping problems.
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"He changed Josey's first diaper in the hospital, which was hilarious, because Josey just kept continually pooping," she said, but added that Dorsey has his own tricks up his sleeve.
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You don't need to have n****s who like, didn't renew their license in there with motherfuckers who are like, vandalizing shit and pooping in the street, doing weird shit.
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Swoon. With my cat behaving, the vet can give me good news: She is totally healthy and her pooping on the floor (why I brought her in) is likely behavioral.
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Putting on makeup and nice clothes and leaving the house is a lot easier when you're not scared of the very real possibility of pooping your pants on public transport.
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Similarly, if you're used to pooping first thing in the morning but you haven't been able to go in a week and you're getting uncomfortable, give your doc a call.
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But if your change in pooping is accompanied by blood in your stool, a shift in weight, or abdominal pain, you should definitely get medical attention, Dr. Schnoll-Sussman says.
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The house was a perpetual mess on account of our busy schedules and the two fur children pooping, peeing, scratching, and muddying everything — which also left us in bad moods.
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The New Jersey superintendent arrested in May for allegedly pooping on Holmdel High School's track and football field has resigned from his position — but is not going down without a fight.
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She's very sweet but has had some adjustment issues with our old cat due to him doing things like eating her food and pooping in her litter box while staring her down.
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But Nathaniel learns that lesson the hard way, when his obsession with consuming nothing but green smoothies leads to him farting during a meeting, and, yes, pooping his pants in his office.
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In an Instagram post, The Rock said he was explaining what the "spirit of Labor Day meant" to his 8-month-old daughter when she thanked him by pooping on his neck.
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Productivity and the Joy of Doing Things the Hard Way 10 Productivity Hacks From WIRED Staffers On Pooping in the Dark—No Lights, No Phones, No Distractions Optimization Smackdown: Hustle Porn vs.
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Our pooping patterns tend to be more normal than we realize, but if you do need treatment, know that you can get it — and it might be more simple than you'd think.
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San Francisco has a public pooping epidemic on its hands, a shit-scourge so severe the city had to form a "poop patrol" to clean piles of human waste off the streets.
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There's no gravity, so even the basic act of pooping is complicated; you're separated from everyone you love; and your body undergoes serious changes in space that are, at best, mildly deleterious.
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Matthew Christiansen, a gay man, sued his employer Omnicom after Chief Digital Officer Joe Cianciotto allegedly called Christiansen a bottom and drew pictures of him as a "half-horse" peeing and pooping.
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A casual perusal of various subreddits tells me that while the average person washes her hands after pooping, whether at home or in a public restroom, not everyone does it after peeing!
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The Glorious, Almost-Disconnected Boredom of a Walk Through Japan 10 Productivity Hacks From WIRED Staffers On Pooping in the Dark—No Lights, No Phones, No Distractions Optimization Smackdown: Hustle Porn vs.
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Whether it's to find out if you stand or sit to wipe after pooping (30% stand, those weirdos) or your opinions on mayo, this is the the stuff we need to know about.
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In May, Thomas Tramaglini, the Superintendent of the Kenilworth School District, was arrested for pooping on a nearby high school track in New Jersey where he'd reportedly been shitting on a daily basis.
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Many of these supplements also work as diuretics and laxatives, Hermes said, to make people "feel" like they're flushing out extra toxins (when in fact they're just pooping or peeing more than necessary).
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Funny enough, she's at her most likable in this scene, because she's vulnerable and admitting that she's terrified that pooping her pants on TV will mean that no one will ever love her again.
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This finding has unleashed a new theory: Modern day dogs have inherited both their aversion to pooping where they live as well as their likelihood to eat fresh poop from their ancient wolf ancestors.
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" —Aibileen, played by Viola Davis in The Help (22015) A photo posted by Queens OnScreen (@queensonscreen) on Jun 222, 22016 at 212:234am PDT "I'm giving you the gift of life; screaming, pooping life.
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"Those beautiful, healthy birds — about 20% of them are pooping out influenza," Robert Webster, a flu expert at St Jude Children's Research Hospital who pinpointed this Jersey bird hotspot in 1985, told Business Insider.
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With that blend of high school life and the social pranks that came with it—tainted lemonade leading to involuntary pooping in season 2—asking who did it and why did they do it?
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Everything in space is hard: essential life-supporting equipment breaks down all the time, fresh food is incredibly limited, pooping is a challenge because there's no gravity to assist your bowels, and you can't shower.
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If we're lucky, the Mad Pooper and the Shit Bandit might take a hint from Tramiglini, and we'll finally come closer to answering a legitimately confounding question: What's the deal with people pooping in public?
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Once the app is authorized on an account, it begins spamming links to the site—starting with the video the user originally fell for, which in many cases appeared to have been the pooping baby.
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In a 2005 study, female lab rats who were flooded with estrogen receptor genes and made to run through a maze showed more anxious behavior—like head dips and pooping—than those who were not.
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That seems to be what happened earlier this week to TV reporter Jonathan Lowe in Goodyear, Arizona, who was arrested for pooping in someone's front yard while out on assignment, the Phoenix New Times reports.
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There's a long way still to go getting all kinds of women's stories on the big screen, but Bridesmaids moved the needle, and gave us Maya Rudolph pooping in the street at the same time.
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While doing Jackass-inspired toilet humor doesn't preclude someone from also making wholesome kids videos, John's quest to go viral at any cost — including pooping on his friend — suggests a cynical view of content creation.
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Not pooping for a week or two is definitely a bad thing and you should see a doctor immediately, but on the upside you could probably get a pretty good Reddit AMA out of it.
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For one thing, if you're gone from the party for more than five minutes, others will either guess that you are pooping, or they haven't even noticed — because who tracks anyone else's bathroom time that closely?
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Millions of wriggling, hairy, blue-striped caterpillars are eating and pooping their way through the Canadian prairie province of Saskatchewan, in the worst forest tent caterpillar infestation the area has seen in well over a decade.
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Here are our suggestions for hiding bodily sounds while pooping at work when there are other people in the bathroom – and while some of them may sound silly, they will cover the sounds of your farts.
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"There is a general belief that it is beneficial to have knees raised and feet higher [while pooping]," William Whitehead, PhD, of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill School of Medicine told the Washington Post.
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Secrets and devious plans are passed through the sewers of King's Landing, Tywin Lannister meets his end while pooping with the door open, and, in general, the whole of Westeros is a shitty, shitty place to live.
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This is the rest-and-digest response (sometimes it's called "feed and breed," but, ew) because it signals your body that everything is a-okay, so it can relax and focus on things like pooping and sex.
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For the sake of journalism, I bucked up and asked bloating expert Tamara Duker Freuman — MS, RD, and the author of The Bloated Belly Whisperer — questions about tooting, burping, and pooping in order to relieve trapped gas.
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These critters are survived by a flock of pigeons that short-circuited a Japanese substation in 2013 not by going out in a blaze of glory, but just pooping on the thing until it could take no more.
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"We use that as a case study, because I think by showing this woman who is somebody who would never admit to pooping because she's very proper ... it defuses the situation for the rest of us," Cottineau said.
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One foster mother dropped in on her son and found that his teacher, in the room next to mine, had left him standing in the bathroom with no underwear on, alone, as punishment for pooping in his pants.
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Not to be your mom about it, but whenever possible, you ought to treat your private parts with respect and tenderness, and let's face it, cheap toilet paper makes you feel like you're pooping in a public school.
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Tourists have flooded the island, crashing their camper vans in the wilderness, pooping in the streets of Reykjavik, and eroding the scenic canyon Fjaðrárgljúfur, where Justin Bieber shot a music video in 2015, forcing it to close temporarily.
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That might sound as dry as a middle school science class, but Ignotofsky enlivens the concepts by illustrating them, showing how carbon moves through a sheep snacking on grass, pooping on the ground, and exhaling into the air.
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But I bet you haven't stopped to think about how the simple act of pooping is also part of the problem: Worldwide, wastewater treatment facilities account for 3 percent of electricity consumption and contribute 1.6 percent of emissions.
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The clip shows the woman screaming at Tim Hortons workers before furiously untying the sleeves of a sweater around her waist, unbuckling her pants, leaning up against the back of a booth and, well, pooping on the floor.
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There were a few times that shook me from my daze when he'd ask me to stop shitting so that he'd have time to chew, and it would reoccur to me that I was pooping on someone's face.
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"I'm not sure what happened exactly, if I'd eaten something wrong, or if it was the stress of traveling with kids, but what I do know is that my 4yo daughter is the Richard Simmons of pooping," Edwards wrote.
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So if your messy cat tracks litter outside its litter box after pooping every morning, a later update will theoretically let you schedule the s9+ to clean that one area every morning and that area alone...again, for $1,300.
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I emailed him and asked him to talk to me about bathroom humor and gender, and it turns out there's a reason I felt my pooping was at odds with my femininity: The patriarchy wants to police our damn bowel movements.
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I am not quite sure what kind of machinations are going on upstairs in the people who watch this video and instinctively go, "dude's pooping on the court," but it is a real thing that is happening across the country.
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Lurking in stalls long after we've finished our official bathroom business is one of a few notable, unusual behaviors office workers have adopted to assuage the fact that we're peeing and pooping mere feet away from superiors, subordinates, and peers.
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In short: Not pooping for three days isn't necessarily a bad thing, but that doesn't mean you should go out of your way to not do it to prove anything or just because a famous person makes it seem cool.
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No other company has put so much time and effort into identifying and solving the many small problems — like a bird pooping on your sensors — that will have to be solved for self-driving technology to become a mainstream consumer product.
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Not all Sandwich Artists are cheerful, but hey, at least you two are coming together to create a quick and affordable lunchtime experienceImagine spending your whole day here, eating and reading the internet and pooping and then eating more and reading more internet.
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After lying in wait for two months, a line of ASCII characters in the shape of a caterpillar would begin to crawl across the screen, kind of like the game Snake, eating white characters as it goes and pooping them out in yellow.
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So, to recap, we have a device that knows your baby's age as well as sleeping and pooping schedule, can recognize both yours and your child's voice, logs your purchasing habits and suggests buying new items from a curated list of commercial partners.
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Some have said that it's representative of Catalonians' nature to bring authority figures down to Earth; nontraditional cageners are made to look like modern celebrities, which means that you can own a pooping Shinzo Abe, Kate Middleton, or even a SpongeBob Squarepants.
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According to a devoted team of researchers from the Universities of Antwerp and Oslo as well as Oslo's Nasjonalmuseet who analyzed the work, the markings are really wax — dribble from an accidentally tipped candle rather than that from a passing, pooping pigeon.
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On the one hand, pooping ruins the pure virginal vision of women; on the other hand, it stands as testament to the fact that the body has its own needs and is not just there for a man to use as he wills.
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Read more about Veronica Mars:14 great TV shows that should've never been canceledKristen Bell says 'Veronica Mars' had to be shut down because someone was serially pooping in the show's fake bathroomTHEN AND NOW: The cast of 'Veronica Mars' 14 years later
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Talking to a girl who struts around wearing a "bra too tight," Dirt Dog is soon letting her lick the no doubt crusty rim of his asshole before casting himself as Rover, a horny canine who enjoys pooping on his companion's metaphorical lawn.
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"Once those cute little ducklings grow up to be nonstop pooping machines who are a lot of work to care for, people dump them at their local pond, possibly not realizing they are not equipped to live on their own," Ms. Lee said.
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Warren says her plan will not raise taxes on the middle class because all the money will come from greedy corporations, greedy billionaires, greedy gold-pooping unicorns and various cost efficiencies, which of course is what the federal government is famous for.
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I used to take Zoloft for OCD, but — get ready for TMI — it was really hard on my stomach and I was only pooping once a week, so I stopped last October and have managed to keep myself under control well enough since then.
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Obviously there's a big leap between a Neon Advance and an iPhone — one lets you play Drill Dozer when you're pooping, the other opens innumerable portals into digital life and whatever the hell is going on with the "Birds with Arms" subreddit — but still.
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Whether it's happened to you or in front of you, many of us are familiar with the screen-share disaster: the accidental exposure of something private (like, say, a friend's "I'm pooping at work" text) while projecting your screen before a group of colleagues.
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It started with something quite silly: a story about Locken pooping in a car – yes, really – but it escalated into a full-blown burst of rage and death threats from Locken to her friend Marie Reyes, who was the one that leaked the now-infamous fecal news.
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There are coffee table books about how to poop at work; women's websites are full of articles about how to navigate pooping in the vicinity of your boyfriend for the first time; even the good folks here at Broadly aren't immune to feeling timid about their turds.
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Read more:Brazil's president wants people to 'eat a little less' so they poop every other day, but that's not how the human body worksThis guy invented a genius solution for pooping in space — here's how it worksWhy dogs eat poop, according to a dog cognition scientist
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All around us, in the subways and trash heaps but also in parks and maybe inside the walls of your apartment, rats are scratching around, eating bits of trash, pooping, cobbling together nests from hair, falling in love, having rat sex, and making little rat babies.
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In an exclusive sneak peek at Monday's season finale, LeeAnne Locken and Tiffany Hendra decide to confront Marie Reyes – again – about leaking the now-infamous story of Locken pooping in a car to the rest of the girls, except this time, Cary Deuber decides to come to Reyes' defense.
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Of all the things in the world we, as humans, need to do—eating enough calories to diminish our sadness, pooping out those calories to feel replenished, showering, talking, going to work, y'know, all the important stuff—watching two minutes of silent drone footage is far too much.
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If there was a common thread holding their releases together, it was the band's generosity of spirit: few of their contemporaries were singing about the simple pleasures of domesticity, let alone using the image of scared babies pooping to express the overwhelming power of the world around us.
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As both a person with a decently ample backside and a journalist who writes about sexual health regularly, I knew learning more about butts in every way possible could be an invaluable way to destigmatize conversations about them and what they do, from pooping to creating sexual pleasure.
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And when you have had a sleeping/crying/pooping/adorable newborn overwhelming your faculties for weeks on end, it is not a crazy thought to assume that you might relish the idea of not being consumed by mommyhood for a few hours to get back to the other job you love.
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Their no-good-very-bad year includes news coming out about some of their franchises (including the heirs to the Hortons fortune) fucking over their workers in response to a minimum wage increase, someone angrily pooping in one of their restaurants, and watching Canadians turn on them over and over.
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You should see a doctor if your abdominal pain is prolonged (say, it doesn't go away after 12 hours or after you've passed gas), if you have chest pain along with your cramps, or if you notice sudden changes in your pooping patterns (such as blood or a significant increase in frequency).
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A middle-aged gent in a sports coat—our O.I.C.M.—is shown in various scenarios around New York, envying those not suffering from O.I.C.: a suave dude emerging triumphantly from a café bathroom, a dog pooping in a planter, a woman strutting down the street with toilet paper trailing from her shoe.
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"We know much less than we would like to about the health and economic burden of these infections in the US." With the perennial story of someone pooping out a five-foot-long tapeworm appearing in your feed, you may wonder how 100 million people could not know they've become human hotels to creatures wiggling through their bodies.
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These issues lead her to a frankly bewildering set of events, among them attending a creativity/life guru's Vermont retreat, hosting People Puppets (people in animal costumes) in exchange for a tuition discount, signing up for braces because the orthodontist is a middle-school crush and searching for the culprit in a series of school-hallway pooping incidents.
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After five minutes of set up, I was pooping and murdering at the same time (I didn't poop for an entire hour, I just stayed in there that long to do some testing) By now, we're all accustomed to wasting part of a busy workday on the john playing mobile games like Reigns but we've entered a brave new world where AAA console titles can be streamed over the internet to our diminutive devices.
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But as interesting and absorbing as young children and their issues always are (and to be a pediatrician, you have to enjoy revisiting all the most basic questions of eating and sleeping and peeing and pooping), it is also true that you spend a limited number of years as the parent of a young child, and then can look ahead to decades of life as the parent of a young and then not-so-young adult.
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