" - Keisha, 29 "Got drunk, peed on cop car.
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" - Paul, 343 "Peed in my ex's shampoo bottle.
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" - Lindsey, 24 "Peed in Tupperware and kept it.
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" - Jesse, 258 "Peed on a cop's car. Cried.
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" - Ray, 232 "Peed and puked simultaneously on lawn.
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" - Lori, 26 "His cat peed on my new dress.
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Trump's so scared, he peed the bed — by accident.
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The wrenching short story "People Like That Are the Only People Here: Canonical Babbling in Peed Onk" describes how alarming it is to enter the world of pediatric oncology (or "Peed Onk").
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And my dog peed on his carpet the first day.
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Not least of which is you are getting peed on.
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One time she peed at a cotillion in seventh grade.
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With no restroom on board, the astronauts peed in bags.
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Then a goat walked over and peed on my mat.
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Greta Gerwig once peed her pants during a math test.
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THE WITNESS: He also — he also peed on me once.
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" Another card: "Your SoulCycle sweat looks like you peed yourself.
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Not even if you never ate or peed or worked again.
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I peed a lot and I felt sort of detox-y.
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"I just peed off the top of the hotel," he said.
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She peed, pooped, and destroyed one of our favorite couch pillows.
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I feel like a tree being peed on by some dog.
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"A friendship is not a conspiracy," Mr. Peed told the jury.
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After, I went to the restroom and peed in a cup.
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They didn't like each other, and the cat peed on me.
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In all cases, the bigger fish peed more—but more importantly, both fish peed more when they could see each other but couldn't sense the chemicals in each other's urine—when the barrier without holes separated them.
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An aunt reminds Moira that she just peed (clearly this woman has no understanding of the female bladder — I've literally peed three times just writing this sentence), so the two agree to meet later in the dorms.
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I have never interviewed a human being that peed and pooped simultaneously.
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Pee outside: God, I haven't peed outside since I moved to Toronto.
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Sources tell us after the session the woman peed on his mattress.
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Teigen said she peed on herself laughing at the ridiculousness of it.
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Wow, he really deadass peed his own pants and does not care.
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He peed on his mother today while she was changing his diaper.
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It's cultivated, processed, consumed, and peed out all under the same roof!
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There were cruel pranks: someone peed in a colleague's bottle of tequila.
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It's probably why I peed in the suit to mark my territory.
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I peed in "America" and wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry.
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I peed in a bowl and it killed my fucking cat. Goddamnit.
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We used plastic bags and peed in plain sight of one another.
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Then Bernie Sanders said, 'That's because I may have peed in it.
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A 2010 survey by San Francisco University's Jennifer Eve Rehor found that of over 1700 women surveyed only 36.5 percent said they'd peed on or been peed on by a lover, whereas over 90% percent reported being spanked.
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I probably peed on 40 sticks because I wasn't experiencing any symptoms yet.
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Gotta be honest, peed in my pants a little when I saw this.
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But, importantly, the men peed almost all of it out within 24 hours.
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I go check on her, and she's peed through her PJs and needs water.
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Behind Przytula, Owen pulled down his pants and underwear, and peed on the ground.
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He shivered, gazed deep into my eyes, and peed on my hardwood floor. Love.
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Nine months ago, Lochte told CBC Sports about the time he peed his suit.
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There was only one problem, really: I had absentmindedly peed when I woke up.
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That was almost a pleasure – to get peed on – because it was so cold.
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Surely it didn't matter if I quickly peed adjacent to Genevieve and Milo's foreplay?
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I went to a clinic, peed in a cup, and got a real test.
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He peered at his reflection in the window, and he peed on the floor.
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An attorney for al-Imam, Matthew Peed, said he planned to appeal the sentence.
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You thought you could take the world down because you peed in someone's soup?
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Any actor who can pull off an "I PEED MY PANTS" storyline deserves credit.
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If it is real urine, is the person who peed in that jar OK?
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So I drank water constantly and peed roughly once every 30 to 40 minutes.
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The star's been jackhammered, painted, pickaxed ... and even (fake) peed on by George Lopez.
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" It's all part of the day's work – he's been "peed on, pooped on, vomited on.
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"My first reaction was, naturally, that I had peed myself a whole bunch," she wrote.
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"I laughed so hard that I literally peed all over myself," Teigen revealed to Seacrest.
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" Fellow guest and parent Geri Halliwell Horner chimed in, "She peed on you this morning.
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"I peed on a stick and now I'm going to be a mom!" she joked.
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According to the band's website, the band peed about 300 times to make the font.
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"I almost peed in my pants," Kennedy told a crony who had heard the admission.
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Later that day, during my afternoon jaunt with Harriet, she peed on another ground cover.
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Around one in five Americans admit to having peed in a swimming pools at least once.
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Their users say they're more into the idea of getting peed on than supporting you. Sad!
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We have cried together, screamed at each other and laughed until I borderline peed my pants.
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The next day, it constantly felt like I had to pee, even right after I peed.
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When she realized it was me on the line, she almost peed her pants, she said.
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And, for bad measure, she peed herself in the cruiser on the way to the station.
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We peed on the strips and our urine was chock full of ketones by Day 2.
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In " Nobody Beats the Biebs," Justin Bieber appeared as a black teenager who peed in hallways.
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Modern Love I found out I was pregnant the normal way: I peed on a stick.
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I ran out crying, and I pulled down my shorts and peed beside the service station.
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He&aposs never been peed on by a child, although he knows some Santas who have.
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"One was this gal got peed on by her husband's sister, who then denied it," Faris recalls.
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"Those women peed their pants from fear and it was running out onto the floor," he chortled.
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Sofia Richie appears to be playing in dangerous territory ... because Kourtney Kardashian's already peed in that sandbox.
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That is to say, the fountain is where he and his new Pastiche friends peed freshman year.
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Think of the last time you had a dream in which you peed in an inappropriate place.
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Add him to an illustrious list of celebs who peed on a friend to soothe a sting.
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I mean yes, I once peed on the floor, but who hasn't in Wolf Blitzer's billiard room?
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But I had peed on a few plastic sticks over the years, never to plus-sign results.
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"He rolled over on his back and peed a stream about two feet high," Dr. Beecham said.
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Jake, 28One time I peed in a mini water gun and sprayed the new kid with it.
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There is also a good chance he has peed in one or more of those Olympic pools.
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I peed on the stick, took a shot, and lulled into the warm embrace of the rush.
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I come out of there and with a quivering voice ask one of my bandmates where he peed.
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They urinate on new areas, their own home turf, and certainly things that other dogs have peed on.
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I swear, hours go by and you realize you haven't drank, peed, or eaten anything the entire time.
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" A few are amusing: "I never told you that I accidentally peed in your bed once while sleeping.
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They were poorly designed because when you peed, the sticker caused the pee to spray back on you.
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If you peed in the pool, it would stain your swimsuit and everyone would know what you did.
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Nobody has peed in front of me, as happened to members of my family when they came here.
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It seems to trigger a parental longing to cuddle and nurture, and a tolerance for being peed on.
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Marie, finding that the outhouse was clogged, peed on the floor and polluted my newly constructed water supply.
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She came up raging that "the cat peed on the laundry again," and that was the final straw.
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And the alleged damages gets worse ... the landlord says someone peed the bed and there was vomit everywhere.
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He is a son of Carol A. Peed of Crofton, Md., and the late Richard Frankhouser, his stepfather.
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But, the worst purposefully disgusting tweet was by the Vita Coco community manager who peed in a jar.
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I peed twice in the 45 minutes after drinking the cocktail, per the instructions, and walked into a clinic.
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Some people say they think they just peed their pants, but I was sure this was the real thing.
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My kid when he'd crawl into bed peed on the mattress several times, and the same thing with pets.
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RUDOLPH: Tiffany, can I just say, when you peed off a zip line in "Girls Trip," it was brilliant.
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According to Vanity Fair, Holmes got a dog and named him Balto, and he peed in the Theranos offices.
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"We are disappointed by the sentence, which was based on allegations the jury did not believe," Mr. Peed wrote.
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"When you guys called me a professional singer, I peed my pants, so thank you very much," she said.
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So she tried to cover her son up as best she could while he peed in the parking lot.
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It shows Berger a map of Reggie's walk, as well as the number of times he peed and pooped.
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So basically that beer became the source of your third beer, after everyone who tried it peed it out.
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Every person on the beach was on the phone, all talking at once while their kids peed in the sand.
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We twerked and laughed over pizza and self-made cocktails; I almost peed myself twice over Joanne the Scammer videos.
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But when it comes down to it, if you are a parent of a toddler, you will be peed upon.
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Our sources say worst-case scenario ... Lochte damaged a sign outside a gas station bathroom and peed on the grass.
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It's like I was halfway through a difficult column and asked a thief to watch my laptop while I peed.
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When I peed, these bacteria would be flushed out, which is why it's so important to drink lots of water.
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In order to achieve the right effect, Severs peed in a chamber pot days in advance, leaving it to fester.
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Some businesses have an inauspicious start; Eric Fanelli's has a particularly unfortunate one: His cat peed on his hockey gear.
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I peed on the stick and within minutes it showed a line and then half a line [not two lines].
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Soon the instructor was asking him to model his impeccable sit-stay while the labradoodle puppy peed in a corner.
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While most celebrities might have been peed-off about the embarrassing photos, Bieber has a good sense of humor about it.
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" Tiffany Haddish would have also gotten her own operatic solo: "I peed on a zipline... Meryl Streep has never done that!
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Bryan, 39, didn't hesitate to admit that he's peed in the pool, the hot tub, a salt water pool … really anywhere.
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I used my cup on heavy days and light, through the duration of my period; I even peed with it in.
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Worst case scenario he actually peed his pants as a way to show how few fucks about being an adored celebrity.
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"Anybody who's a parent out there knows that it's like you've never been more excited to be peed on," he mused.
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It's hard to believe somebody actually managed to outdo that guy who peed all over the back of an airplane seat.
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At one point on Saturday I peed next to King, who was confused as to why he was peeing so much.
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The show ran for a little over an hour, and I had already peed substantially in my pants when it ended.
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He swiped it on the toilet and even sometimes not on the toilet, just a swipe or two while he peed.
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He truly stole the show, especially when he peed on the huppah at the end of his strut down the aisle.
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I lost my virginity when I was 17, and about a month later, I felt a burning pain when I peed.
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There's the bottles, the sterilized water, the outfits that inevitably get thrown up on, peed on, and changed multiple times a day.
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It could have just peed or pooped there, leaving a genetic mark behind for paleontologists to pick up thousands of years later.
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Amazon's 2018 was marked by scandals, controversies, and scrutiny: An Amazon Flex driver pooped in driveways and workers peed in water bottles.
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All you know is that Ryan peed outside a gas station and then told a story about being robbed to Billy Bush.
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One time, at a classical music concert in a church, I peed on my grey trousers, creating a pretty noticeable dark stain.
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Carrie became difficult, and criticizes everything Jack did, like the way he peed and the pace at which he read graphic novels.
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On Tuesday, Hilaria Baldwin revealed that her son Rafael Thomas peed in a sippy cup — and wasn't ashamed in the least bit.
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Then I might have thrown up on her shoes or peed on the picnic table or spat my teeth out at her.
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In 21, on a flight to LA from Indianapolis, Stradlin lit a cigarette, berated a flight attendant, and peed on the floor.
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He's being blackmailed by the Russian government, not just for being peed on by Russian hookers, but for much more nefarious things.
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Among his other antics, Osbourne also peed on the Alamo Cenotaph in 1982 and fed hash-laced cake to a church vicar.
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In the 17 years I've been working in Hafenbar, I can count the number of times I've peed here on one hand.
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Just when you think it can't get any worse (or funnier) the camera pans out to reveal Kelli has peed in her pants.
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According to UPI, Acelin Hampton returned to his Denton, Texas, home and found that his puppy had accidentally peed on the bathroom floor.
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In 2016, Los Angeles Dodgers pitcher Rich Hill also reportedly said that he peed on his hand in an attempt to heal blisters.
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Users singled out by the hashtag are often "people who have been bad online" — users who peed on war monuments, or wrote clickbait.
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His client played no role in it, Mr. Peed maintained, and like others simply went to the compound to see what was happening.
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Matthew J. Peed, a lawyer for Mr. al-Iman, said in an email on Thursday night that an appeal was in the works.
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But, the worst brand tweet of the decade happened when the Vita Coco community manager peed in a jar and tweeted about it.
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On this particular night, I'd risen and peed, then wandered down the hall into the living room, thinking I might have a drink.
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It may be true that Basquiat peed on Schnabel's wall, but unbeknownst to many, they had a fierce real-life rivalry during their heyday.
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Given their mutual acrimony, it makes more sense that Basquiat peed on Schnabel's wall to insult, to mark territory, to declare an undisputed victory.
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" Kris, 62, can barely hold it together as Kourtney forces her to tell the crowd her favorite pot is "the one I peed in.
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United runs a piss poor airline, according to a passenger who claims someone at the carrier opened her luggage and peed on her clothes.
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They had spent the afternoon drinking Miller High Life, which tasted to Sarah like someone had peed in a can of flat soda water.
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The docs also show he's peed clean urine in 10 drug and alcohol tests while attending all 52 AA meetings ... as the court ordered.
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The study, published today in the journal JAMA Network Open, didn't measure the risks from exposures directly — only the materials the participants peed out.
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When Munira (not her real name) asked me how I peed with a tampon inside me, I was certain her question was a joke.
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Youdan alleges that Bongratz held her down during sex while he peed in a glass then he demanded that she swallow the glass' contents.
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"I knew we were trying and I got the sticks and peed, and it was negative so I threw it away," says the star.
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He sized me up from a distance and, on the first night I slept over, he peed in front of the closed bedroom door.
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Then, when the mothers noticed those signs, they would hold their babies over a potty and make a whistling sound while the baby peed.
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Lawrence with his white hair and white grinas he stood in the corner peeking at meas I peed to show him we were blood.
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All of us would sleep in the same room on an uneven floor—when one of us peed in the night, it was everywhere.
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But it's definitely fair to say anything that costs $1,500 should not involve somebody else's pee-pee, unless you're actually paying to get peed on.
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" &aposSOLO: A STAR WARS STORY&apos UNDER PERFORMS, &aposDEADPOOL 2&apos STILL NO. 1 "I nearly peed my pants watch Veronica on Netflix last night.
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Known for her spot-on impressions – most notably one of the Canadian chanteuse – Grande revealed Dion told her she "peed" when she witnessed the mimicry.
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I think one of the things that would make Gilda happiest is if Sparkle, her Yorkshire terrier, pee-peed right on top of her grave.
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But their bodies were able to turn 80 percent of that absorbed cyanide into a less toxic chemical called thiocyanate, which they then peed out.
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As it heated up on the stove, I also peed in my porcelain bowl, the contents of which I had to throw out the window.
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We contacted UA and an official told us they don't believe anyone peed on her clothing ... there was no evidence or smell of pee on anything.
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Read These Stories NextEmmanuel Macron's Dog Peed In A Fireplace During A MeetingDid We Pay More Attention To Melania Trump's Style Than We Said We Would?
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Essentially the woman says that she thinks she may have peed her pants from crying so hard, but that it also resulted in a great workout.
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You may have heard that some controversial documents were leaked last night by BuzzFeed, the juiciest of which alleges that Trump likes to get peed on.
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Think of the old man from Pixar's Geri's Game, but if he also liked to get peed on—a truth Jeeves learned at another DAD event.
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As a fox, he had developed an antagonism with a local house cat; one day, the cat peed—rather disdainfully, Foster felt—on his fox hideout.
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For starters, parenthood is typically poorly depicted in film and TV, with fear-mongering montages of exhausted, lust-free couples being peed on by their terrible offspring.
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And people might lie when answering some of the lewder or defamatory questions, like whether they've ever peed in the shower or stolen money from their grandparents.
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What differed were the levels of cancer-causing chemicals: people who vaped or who chewed gum or used patches peed out much lower levels of certain carcinogens.
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I remember spotting a plastic bag that contained my pants—which I'd apparently unconsciously peed in while the paramedics were reviving me right there on the sidewalk.
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The audiophile community then peed a little in 2016, when the company announced that it would once again start building the legendary Technics 1200 direct-drive turntables.
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"I would say that last parenting 'fail' I had was when I didn't get the diaper on fast enough and he peed in my face," said Port.
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I've been peed on since and I handled it way better," he says, adding that he's learning to be more patient and advising, "You can't get frustrated.
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The first plant I tried Seek on was a low-to-the-ground vine covering that my dog, Harriet, had just peed on a few seconds prior.
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After being dropped off, Winston peed a little, sniffed some other dog whose owner was clearly annoyed, then we made our way up via a freight elevator.
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The Younger star posted a hilarious photo on Instagram Tuesday of her newest puppy, Momo, accompanying her to the bathroom and sitting inside her pants as she peed.
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Biebs responded to allegations that he might have peed in his very expensive sweatpants with a smile and a simple explanation for why his "dick area" was wet.
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They didn't say he was frolicking exactly, but... chasing a large blue butterfly, wielding what looked like a child's shrimping net, as his friend peed on a tree.
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So he naturally went ahead and did what any young dog would do when it's not entirely housebroken: He peed in the fireplace while officials helplessly looked on.
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We broke the story ... Tommie was busted for drunk driving in January 2016 and cops said she peed herself in the cruiser on the way to the station.
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Image by Phor Clique When the news broke that members of Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC would be appearing in a zombie movie, we peed our pants a little.
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The show stars Damian Lewis and Paul Giamatti, who play a shady billionaire Wall Street investor and a shady US attorney who likes to get peed on, respectively.
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She said she just wanted to be "the one who tells my daughter that I peed behind a bar" before one of her classmates can reveal it first.
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"As soon as I picked my head up, I took a quick peed and saw (Gonzalez) had the ball and they were about to throw home," Davis said.
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He sat right down and peed on the floor, which the proud human of this pup didn't realize until Samson decided to walk away and do other dog things.
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So I went to the bathroom and thought, 'Maybe I just peed myself,' because her head was positioned in my pelvis so maybe she just pushed on my bladder.
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AdWeek reports that the cut-price mega retailer has released a new magazine advert that—if peed on by a pregnant woman—releases a special discounted price for cribs.
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" – "My friend peed on his roof, and that piss dribbled down onto the balcony we were standing on, directly onto the head of the girl standing next to me.
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The one area for concern is that the volatile Kortni — who peed on the bed in the series premiere in November — seems even more out of control than before.
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" In another, Tiffany Haddish, a standout presenter on Sunday night, would have made reference to her memorable scene from "Girls Trip," singing, "I peed while hanging from a zipline!
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If your dog peed on the rug at two o'clock and you start yelling at her for it at three o'clock, she's never going to connect one with the other.
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Good news: If you've fallen out of bed during sex, broken something, dropped someone or been dropped, accidentally hit your partner, or accidentally peed a little bit, you're not alone.
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If you're anything like me, you may have spent a week in Amsterdam getting so terribly high on weed brownies that you couldn't tell whether or not you'd peed yourself.
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" There's more, per the Chicago Sun-Times, Joycelyn reportedly went on to describe being peed on by R. Kelly "numerous times" and also allegedly being used as a "punching bag.
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Once, when she was in Paris with her daughter, Rachel, who is now an animal-rights lawyer in Denver, she peed in the garden of the Tuileries Palace at night.
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After all, "she peed on me enough in her life," jokes Damon, who also shares 9-year-old Gia Zavala, 11-year-old Isabella and teenage daughter Alexia with wife Luciana.
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I change into workout clothes, eat a banana, head to the gym, and do 153 minutes on the StairMaster, which makes me so sweaty that it looks like I peed myself.
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Or are you flooded with so many possible answers that you know you're about to start babbling about your birthplace and that time you peed your pants in the first grade?
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Should Tara and/or Jesus have killed the unarmed Savior who peed his pants at that other Savior outpost, before he managed to gain an advantage and step on Maggie's prenatal vitamins?
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The next morning, he woke on the dining room table to find that he had peed all over himself and the gift-stuffed stockings that he had slept on the night before.
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"I would say that last parenting 'fail' I had was when I didn't get the diaper on fast enough and he peed in my face," says Port, 33, of her adorable son.
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You ask yourself these soul-baring questions you might never have asked yourself if you had, say, just peed on a stick one day, gotten a happy face, and that was that.
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Throughout her reality-TV tenure, she ran around the city nude for Peta, peed in a bucket in her wedding dress and just this season, opened up about her naked film past.
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I definitely power walk a little too hard and after one mile, I've peed my pants a little and my lower abdomen hurts and I just don't want to be here anymore.
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If my teammates did notice, no one said anything to me about it, probably because it's not exactly necessary or comfortable to tell a 20-something-year-old peer that she peed herself.
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During a stop on Tuesday's The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Paulson revealed that she freaked out over meeting the Barbadian singer — even joking that she peed herself when they finally were introduced.
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The puppies were well-behaved — for the most partThe pups whimpered a little during the vows, and Krasinski said "one of my bridesmaids did get peed on," but otherwise they were well-behaved.
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He was like the kid who could walk into a room, all innocence, and ask, "Mommy, what's that spot on the floor," and then point to that spot where the dog just peed.
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Sutton learned the difference between a training pad and the rug at lightning speed whenever I fed her a pea-sized serving of cheese each time she used the pads or peed outdoors.
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"I'm so over the moon, I couldn't believe it the first time I peed on a stick and I saw that little line kind of get a little darker," she said at the time.
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I excused myself from dinner and went straight back to our bungalow and peed in their shampoo for exacerbating a humiliating experience and basically perpetuating rape culture instead of standing behind a fellow chick.
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He also says Trump has become such a lightning rod, it costs a fortune to maintain the star because dogs have crapped on it, humans have peed on it and others have defaced it.
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Still, just because it's science doesn't mean it'll be any less painful the next time you impulsively reveal that you once peed your pants on a rollercoaster after you've hooked up with someone. Sorry.
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The space is pretty ideal, except for the one part of the rug that my dog Rex has peed on so many times that it's materially a higher percent urine than it is rug.
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The short answer is that Mr. Trudeau came to power when Canadian politics was dominated by issues like deficit spending, electoral reform and whether a local Conservative candidate peed in a cup on television.
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That color raises more red flags than the time Vita Coco's social media manager peed in a jar and threatened to mail it to a hater — coconut water alone shouldn't cloud urine like that.
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No matter how "sweat-wicking" or "quick-drying" a fancy pair of workout leggings claim to be, sometimes you leave a workout wondering if you peed your pants, because your crotch is so damn sweaty.
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On back it says "I peed the bed til i was 10" Finally, it's time for the bride, and Britannica comes in on a unicorn, or rather, a horse with a horn stuck on it.
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On Friday night's Late Show, Stephen Colbert cited some number-crunching from IFL Science: if every American peed in the shower once per day, it could save 185 billion gallons of fresh water per year.
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And once you've peed in this bag, you've got to remove the test tubes from the bag of urine and then you've got to bar code them, scan them, and put them in the freezer.
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Among countless unhappy acts, Bieber peed into a bucket in the kitchen of a New York City restaurant, abandoned his beloved baby monkey after it was quarantined by German customs, and desecrated an Argentinian flag.
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After suffering a stroke, Roy exhibited bizarre behavior while he attempted to continue to run Waystar — he slapped his grandson, peed on the floor of his adult son's office, and tried to grope his daughter.
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So they did and once she'd been on top of him for a while, "she said she was ready and then stood up and peed all over my stomach and penis while I masturbated," says Pierre.
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" Elsewhere in the 6-minute episode, Bell tells the women that when she went into labor with her first child, daughter Lincoln, she thought her water had broken, but instead she had just "peed [her] pants.
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One of the things everyone loves about you is that you don't take yourself too seriously, and you are always so willing to talk about those days when Luna may have just peed on you, for example.
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Kenny, who served as a juvenile inmate in 2013, spent nearly three months of a six-month prison term in solitary confinement, during which he peed in a milk carton and hurled the contents at a guard.
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When it rains it pours ... Donald Trump worried there was a small chance his wife, Melania, might believe Russian hookers peed on a hotel bed where Trump was staying ... this according to former FBI director James Comey.
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Gregory Lipper, a partner at the law firm Clinton & Peed in D.C., said Roberts on Thursday was merely protecting the court's institutional legitimacy by blocking what he characterized as a flagrant violation of a Supreme Court precedent.
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After that first goat peed on my mat, several others scampered over to nibble on the corners of yoga mats and one rummaged through a pile of shoes, pulling out all the socks and chewing on them.
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Have you ever seen a pile of New York City snow, two days after a storm, after dogs have peed on it and cars have skidded over it and there's the corner of a Doritos bag peeking out?
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The "Ghost Adventures" star tells TMZ he dropped $2,500 for the artwork and claims the person who sold him the painting says Manson himself created the work while in prison ... but hated it and peed all over it.
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It's her harnessing her newfound empowerment — partially because she has to, as the only adult in the family, but also because pregnancy can make you motivated and inspired in ways that getting peed on in Greenpoint does not.
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And one of the stories she told underscored just how poor her family was when she was a child: getting peed on by the many younger siblings with whom she shared a bed was just part of life.
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The idea was to use this measure of how long fluids lasted before being peed out to develop a hydration index similar to the glycemic index, which measures how quickly different foods cause one's blood sugar to spike.
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Judge John Hodgman Mary writes: My husband, John, and I had a very bossy and angry cat, who once peed on John's laptop while looking right at him, apparently upset that he wasn't doting on her 24-7.
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In my 14 years of doing spray tans, I can't tell you how many men have peed on their tans, even if I tell them to sit own on the toilet seat, because you don't want it to drip.
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Mariah Carey's former personal assistant is hitting back against allegations that she tried to extort the singer by claiming in a lawsuit that she was subjected to verbal and physical abuse, including being peed on, while on the job.
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The women arrive in matching leotards, except for Macchu Pichu, who was forced to wear a shirt that reads "Lumberjacksons are my favorite wrestlers" on the front and "I peed the bed til I was 10" on the back.
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Ruff day for the lads at Sheffield United ... who were getting ready for their big Premier League showdown with Liverpool on Thursday when a dog ran onto the field at Stanley Park and peed all over a practice cone!
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Substandard here does not mean that the dream of an antique Chesterfield set for the drawing room has yet to be achieved, or that the Persian rug could do with a shampoo since the purebred spaniel peed on it.
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While you'd love to forget that time you peed your pants, or when you puked in front of the whole class, spraying vomit onto your teacher and blackboard in the process, it's pretty likely people will remember, even decades later.
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The band's lyrics are sacrilegious and feminist, and make fun of Russian power in songs like "Putin peed his pants", with lyrics like "The glorious Madonna will teach you how to fight/The feminist Magdalene went to a protest march".
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Also, the largest gig I'd booked before the inauguration was AJ Pierson's 6th birthday and at that I was competing with cheese pizza and a rumor that Tommy Govecki peed in his pants, so I was hungry to test myself.
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The poor kid was so terrified that he peed himself, so Nova discretely ties her sweater around the front of his waist so that he won't be even further traumatized — and tells him that he has nothing to be ashamed of.
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It wasn't made simpler by the trio's plausible yet unusual stories, which involved Johansson getting stung by a jellyfish on the face (and not peed on, thanks) and Mayor Pete chowing down on an ice cream sundae made out of pork.
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What they didn't realize was that my friends and I had peed on all the crops of lettuce the night before and switched the Brad Pitt movie out for one of the dirtiest porn movies we could find in the video store.
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So when the 22-year-old pop star was seen walking down the streets of West Hollywood, Los Angeles on Thursday with a giant wet stain on the crotch of his designer sweatpants, the Internet obviously just assumed Bieber had peed himself.
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The closest thing I have to an object from a previous relationship, aside from a few pairs of underwear accidentally left behind in my apartment, is a photo from the time the guy I was dating peed my name on a sidewalk.
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Jim DeRogatis, a former Sun-Times reporter who's covered Kelly's behavior since the 1990s, received two sex tapes from anonymous sources in 2001, one of which allegedly depicted sex between Kelly and a 14-year-old girl, where he infamously peed on her.
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She screamed in women's faces at multiple bunco parties; accidentally peed on a castmate's bed; and did her signature sloppy "whoop it up" partying everywhere from Bali to Ireland to Puerto Vallarta, finding unique ways to get in blow-out fights all along the way.
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After Ben Sowards received a call from the secretary at his 6-year-old daughter's school, telling him that he had to come and pick up Valerie because she'd accidentally peed her pants, the Enoch, Utah, dad knew exactly what he needed to do.
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I want to go back to you Rob, thinking about the IG, again Horowitz, Trump was kind of annoyed today, he said that there&aposs a lot of good stuff then he kind of peed it out at the end, that&aposs what Donald Trump said.
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I peed in the master bathroom, nabbed a turkey sandwich when the broker wasn't looking, and tossed it in a ziplock bag for later I ate the Spanakopita during the ride down Mt. Davidson and, after about a mile-long walk, arrived at the next location.
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" The Girls Trip star, who was wearing a colorful custom dress inspired by her Eritrean heritage, also chatted about her upcoming comedy Night School with Kevin Hart, saying she "almost peed" on herself a little bit when she saw the trailer because she was "laughing so hard.
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Drake won his beef with Meek Mill by making two songs declaring he had won, rather than actually shitting on Meek's character or addressing Meek's accusations that he employed ghostwriters or that some guy had peed on him in a movie theater, and we fucking loved it.
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Subways rarely come on time, and when they do, you run the risk of getting stuck underground for hours, having your face peed on by a complete stranger, catching your first glimpse of a dead body, or witnessing the brutality of the animal kingdom in all its glory.
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The Sex and the City storyline (where Carrie dated a politico played by John Slattery who liked to get peed on) is the scenario of piss play that we understand the best—namely, the idea that powerful dudes like it because they're turned on when they're dominated and defiled.
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This is a great development for science fiction writers; imagine if Ripley from Alien could have just peed into a cup of Yarrowia lipolytica and 3-D printed the requisite firepower to deal with face-hugging aliens, instead of having to rely purely on her wit and speed.
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As I peed in a cup and moved from chair to chair through the ER, I rehearsed arguments for basically everyone—the ER doctor, the slew of doctors I was certain I'd have to see over the course of the following weeks, nurses, the ultrasound tech, the pharmacy.
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In many instances, though, Montopoli and Soifer say, people with paruresis believe they can trace their anxiety back to a moment in (usually but not always) childhood when they felt particularly judged for or embarrassed about how they peed or how long it took them to start peeing.
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Featuring Cupcakke alternately in a sexy duck onesie (yep), and dicking around with, well, fake dicks—there are, after all, only so many ways the music video for a track which opens "I thought I came but I peed on the dick" can go—the video is both liberated and liberating.
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Assuming the Incident was perpetrated by a group of standard, full-bladdered adults, and assuming nobody peed twice, you'd need:78,583 /0.6L = 130,972 full human bladders to turn an Olympic pool green That is an awful lot of desperate bathroom-goers—it is close to half the population of Iceland.
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The odor you detect is that of scandal surrounding the sport—or maybe its just the stench left behind by disgraced ex-FIFA executive Chuck Blazer's cats, who apparently peed all over the floor of the $6,000-per-month apartment rented just for their use in Trump Tower, of all places.
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One disgruntled customer peed on his sneakers in protest; another burned five pairs of shoes as the national anthem hummed in the background: Conservatives responded Tuesday to Nike's decision to use NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick as the face of its new ad campaign by setting fire to their own clothes.
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"One morning, back on December '15, I saw a motor home toddle along Finlayson Arm Road and I thought to myself, There's got to be more to life than standing knee-deep in rainwater, being peed on by neighborhood dogs, and staring at the same view every single day," the book reads.
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But just when you might have thought it couldn't get any more horrific, we regret to inform you about an atrocity so unholy it's difficult to believe it actually happened: On Thursday, according to Fox affiliate KDVR, a passenger on a Frontier flight peed all over the seat in front of him.
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"As I sat there on the toilet staring at a plastic device I had just peed on [I] whispered up to our little Johnny how much I love him and will always love him … and I thanked him for this sweet, sweet gift he gave us," Jamie wrote in a blog post.
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Incontinence is not a daily issue for me, but I've had enough accidents in my life to warrant intervention—at our college graduation, I peed in my friend's grandmother's romper (which she let me borrow on the condition that I not pee in it) and subsequently had to be tested for diabetes.
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So I figured he didn't want to be disturbed and things I did in the process- ate a sandwich, peed twice, kept stealing glances at him and 1.5 hours in, he asked me when the flight was going to land and I couldn't hold it in and said "I KNOW U R TIMOTHEE" pic.twitter.
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Though she accepted the award with her brother Prince Michael, even he couldn't shake her Bey-induced nerves:"I was really nervous and I made eye contact with Beyoncé who was like in the first row and I like almost peed myself, I was so excited and then I like couldn't think of what to say," said Jackson of accepting the award.
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She's played (and lost) a curse-off against her onetime onscreen mom Sally Field on Jimmy Kimmel Live, all but peed her pants laughing while describing to Ellen DeGeneres how she loves scaring her own kids, opted to confront the dog that's terrified of her face on The Tonight Show, and cursed on live TV while fundraising for Hillary Clinton ahead of the 2016 presidential election.
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I'd finished college, and I was swiping around on dating apps and making out with a colorful cast of characters: a whiskey distiller who worked the midnight shift out of the old post office in the Brooklyn Navy Yard, an Australian bartender who never flushed the toilet when he peed, and the token older guy with a good job who would buy me expensive martinis.
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Once upon a time, there was a guy who couldn't swing a sword and nearly peed his pants whenever he saw even a toddler-size dragon, so he went to law school, where he learned a bunch of very useful skills, and when he graduated he became a lawyer, and he was pretty O.K. at that, and it allowed him to build a life, try to build a life. Great.
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I remember the mental budgeting to figure out just how quickly I could afford to take care of things if I had to; I remember hashing out, in my head, the script I'd use to tell my (supportive if also skittish) partner, if I told him at all; I remember shaking my way through the rest of my workday before wobbling the 45 minutes home, where I locked myself in my bathroom, peed on two sticks, and collapsed in a pile of full-body relief when both came up negative.
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