108 Sentences With "jizz" | Random Sentence Generator

Men, meanwhile, can jizz with wild abandon wherever they want.

Apparently, this is codespeak for cleaning up jizz from the shower.

What do we do with socks when they're full of jizz?

"Jizz On Your B****" is the intro track to Episode 2.

Or does he simply not want to think about his jizz?

He made jokes about me being covered in jizz during the taping.

As a result, "Jizz in My Pants" commanded airplay on national radio.

So about the intense sex scene, that didn't involve jizz in the face.

They play "jizz" music and they have a hell of a fictional story.

Or you can just lean into the gag and use JIZZ at will.

The very last one was "Jizz in My Pants," then memes ruined jokes forever.

She was mapping the anatomical path of my jizz from her mouth to her stomach.

The viscosity of semen varies; the more watery the jizz, the faster it will leak.

JonBenét was the portrait of innocence, and now I feel bad about drawing her with jizz.

These supposed winners, however, can end up covered in jizz, as in the statue "Crush" (2011).

Andrew's DNA was all over the dumpster, thanks to some jizz-filled socks he'd left there earlier.

Before you think that's gross, we're not talking about hand jobs here—we're talking about horse jizz.

He sees the world with a kind of blacklight that illuminates the techno-social jizz stains on society's fabric.

It's mostly annoying because I wear contacts, so I throw my lens away if it gets jizz on it.

There's been no racy butt-eating, no belly jizz, no Lena Dunham playing topless ping-pong with a stranger.

Yes, it might be a terrible idea to get basic sex education from titles like Jizz Biz and Bound Teens.

This can be found in the The Code of Roommates Who Don't Jizz On Shared Furniture Handbook under clause #2872.

It will be so inventive and groundbreaking in its comedy that alt-comedy Twitter will choke on its own jizz!

Ocular syphilis is a symptom of infection, and not directly tied to taking a splash of jizz to the cornea.

Coconut water jizz can be a symptom of an overactive prostate, so this dude might want to see a doctor.

On the other hand, the primo, primetime jizz hours for my partners always seem to coincide with the time of waking up.

There was another hand-reared bird that used to make stupid noises and always hump my shoulder and then jizz all over it.

But we appreciate the specificity!" wrote Vita Coco in response to a November tweet that stated "Fun fact: coconut water is Crossfitter's jizz.

"WHY do you jizz on the damn case and put it in the drop box all sticky?" she screams at the Internet heavens.

This article originally appeared on VICE UK. On December 6, 2008, The Lonely Island premiered "Jizz in My Pants" on Saturday Night Live.

"I also liked calling Jonah 'Jolly Green Jizz Face,&apos" Louis-Dreyfus adds, telling Cagle she often improvises Meyers' dialogue, including that particular insult.

For the women whose body decides to reject the jizz-bearing catalyst of life itself, a semen allergy is a whole different ball game.

Much like jizz leaking out of a vagina, or farts traveling through the labia, or most vagina smells, this "problem" isn't really a problem.

With half a decade to get it done, that's what Metallica came up with: albums of derivative hard rock, wrapped in plasma, piss, and jizz.

We can assume Shatner will be using his jizz riches for breeding future stallions, but with plenty at his disposal, the world is his spunky oyster.

A staple of most modern porn is the big, globby money shot—the giant payoff end of most mainstream scenes when someone is drenched in jizz.

In a time of fake news, fake restaurants, and fake jizz secreted during fake orgasms, there's something profound about surrendering to the unapologetic artifice of amateur wrestling.

Gilbert Hernandez is one of the modern greats, so I would advise that you definitely read this unless you're averse to comics that are drenched in jizz.

But then came the juggernaut: 2008's "Jizz in My Pants," the first single from their debut album Incredibad, which blasted the group into living rooms across the globe.

It feels weird to say Andy Samberg singing about jizz altered the paradigm in which YouTube operated, enabling vloggers to build pseudo-empires off the back of unboxing mascara.

Additionally, there are a host of supplements with names like Sugar Cum and Sweeten 69 on the market that promise candy-quality jizz, with little to support those claims.

When I remembered that I had to test the jizz function, I felt super daunted, and then unaroused, and then lost in the melody of "Merry Xmas Everybody" by Rooney.

But more often than not, it refers to a sexual act in which a group of men stand around one woman and beat their dicks off until they jizz onto her face.

Over the years, we've seen an increasing preoccupation—due, perhaps, to the evolution and proliferation of cum-focused porn or supplement marketing—among men with the size, force, and consistency of their jizz.

However, just when Gethard's show seems like it might veer into overwhelming sadness, he'll drop a jizz joke or Morrissey impression that eases the tension and reminds you he's still a funnyman at heart.

They then perform their single "Backdoor Lover", which is presumably named as a response to the then-current trend of giving pop songs double entendre titles that led to 11-year-olds unwittingly singing about jizz.

It can undoubtedly connect you with potential partners you'd never otherwise meet, but unfortunately, some of those potential partners who will non-consensually jizz on your leg through his basketball shorts at the end of the night.

A director might use movie magic (or a realistic dildo with a pump inside) to make it look like a male performer is actually cumming gobs of fake jizz if he just can't cum—insurance for the money shot.

There's very little hard science around the effects of masturbation on health, but at the end of the day, you should do what you want with your body and your jizz, as long as it's not hurting anyone else.

According to Sesame Street, the film's tagline could make people think that the Happytime puppets, which bleed stuffing and gratuitously jizz silly string in the trailer, are somehow related to Big Bird, Grover, and the rest of that wholesome gang.

The internal cumshot became a staple of porn, known as a "creampie," because the jizz leaks out and makes the pussy look like a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel, and nothing gets men more aroused than the B-rate pastries, amirite fellas???

I've been to Berghain, and I know plenty of people who have been, and while it is a dark, cavernous, mysterious place, it's nothing like the aircraft hangar full of jizz this hilarious review would have you believe it is.

Naturally, the climax makes for a bit more of a mess than usual, meaning it's easy to get jizz all over the cashmere; the instructions call for the sleeve to be washed in cold water and dried flat, which works pretty well.

This one edges out Southland Tales only for gifting us the image of a bunch of people in tuxedos all jumping out of their seats in unison, fleeing a monstrous wave of jizz as it sails through the air in 3 goddamn D. Now that's a walkout!

Nevertheless, Placebo shot to number 5 on the UK albums chart where it returned for a 13-week stay in 1997 after the release of "Nancy Boy"—a song about drugs and cruising in which Brian Molko sings in no discrete terms about lube and jizz.

Without a thriving video rental and pay-per-view market, it's harder to make back millions on a Hollywood-quality porn movie—and without the potential for vast amounts of profit, it's difficult to justify putting in the blood, sweat, and jizz required to realize this kind of artistic vision.

Anyone who's been in the industry for over a decade will reminisce about how going online transformed the jizz biz, first by accelerating profits as discreet access to porn became easier than ever, then by tanking the whole operation as piracy ran rampant and paying for porn became a thing of the past.

Turns out Lit ended up replacing Silverchair – the Australian post-grunge band advertised (and therefore doomed) as Nirvana's replacement – on the main stage at the last minute, because who wants brooding teenagers with lyrics like "You're the analyst, the fungus in my milk" when you can have four would-be car mechanics singing about jizz.

Read: Inside the Facebook for Sperm Donors A 41-year-old UK man says he has been peddling his jizz to women looking to get pregnant for the past 16 years, and has fathered hundreds of kids "from Spain to Taiwan" by selling his "magic potion" for £50 ($72) a pop, according to the BBC.

Halloween is like that: there's some sort of weird nationwide loss of inhibition because everything is literally dressed as an Other, and so mentally something eases round the gears a touch and you start acting like a different person—a better you, a more confident you—and, long story short, you just woke up in Lewisham, still in your cat eye contacts and with your ass cheeks glued together, and god, oh god: shamble out into the light with all the other up-with-the-cockerel just-shagged zombies and try to make it home before the sun truly rises and everyone can see clearly which strands of hair are clumped together with fake blood and which are bound with actual jizz.

Jizz or giss is the overall impression or appearance of a bird garnered from such features as shape, posture, flying style or other habitual movements, size and colouration combined with voice, habitat and location. The concept was popularised in birdwatching, but is so useful that it has since been adopted increasingly widely by field biologists in referring to the impression of the general characteristics of other animals. It similarly appears in such fields of observational biology as microscopy. Ecologists and botanists may speak of "habitat jizz" or the jizz of a plant.

Jizz Hornkamp (born 7 March 1998) is a Dutch footballer who plays as a forward for Eerste Divisie club FC Den Bosch.

The group are classified as Jizz- wailers, which, according to the Star Wars Encyclopedia, refers to a "musician who plays a fast, contemporary, and upbeat style of music.""Jizz-wailer," Star Wars Encyclopedia, Stephen J. Sansweet (New York: Del Rey, 1998), p. 152, . Max and Droopy were portrayed by actors in bodysuits, while Sy was operated by two puppeteers who were stationed above and beneath the set.

II. Muscidae acalypterae, Scatophagidae. Paris: Éditions Faune de France 28 Bibliotheque Virtuelle Numerique pdf Jizz Face brilliant green-black. Tarsi red brown, never black. Long. : 3,5–5 mm.

II. Muscidae acalypterae, Scatophagidae. Paris: Éditions Faune de France 28 Bibliotheque Virtuelle Numerique pdf Jizz Nervure Rf with 1-3 hairs. Abdomen: tergites with transverse grey green bands. Long. : 3,5 mm.

121 (2):35 The music videos for songs "Lazy Sunday", "Like A Boss", "Jizz in My Pants", "I'm on a Boat", "We Like Sportz", "Boombox", and "Dick in a Box" are all available for viewing in HD on YouTube. The album is also available on vinyl. iTunes and YouTube are the primary distributors of the album's accompanying music videos. Prior to the album's release, "Jizz in My Pants" sold 76,000 downloads in its first two weeks of availability.

II. Muscidae acalypterae, Scatophagidae. Paris: Éditions Faune de France 28 Bibliotheque Virtuelle Numerique pdf jizz-Face often grey white, rarely yellow. May–September, - Common on water edge vegetation(pools and streams). All Europe.Urals.

His guitar-based compositions have moved from glam- inspired works to what reviewers describe as "off-kilter pop" or "folk rock". DeMarco has self identified his style as "jizz jazz", going as far as naming his apartment studio Jizz Jazz Studios, as mentioned in a documentary starring himself, Pepperoni Playboy. DeMarco has pointed to artists such as John Maus, Ariel Pink, Brian Eno, Daniel Lopatin, Isao Tomita and R. Stevie Moore as influences on his reel-to-reel production style.

Rock and Roll Night Club is Canadian recording artist Mac DeMarco's debut mini-LP. It was recorded in 2012 in DeMarco's Montreal-based studio Jizz Jazz Studios and released through Captured Tracks on March 13, 2012.

The column is credited with the first use in print of the term "Jizz", in a piece by Thomas Coward of 6 December 1921, subsequently included in his 1922 book "Bird Haunts and Nature Memories". He attributed it to "a west-coast Irishman".

Another theory claims that jizz is a corruption of gestalt, a German word that roughly means form or shape. Other possibilities include the word gist, or a contraction of just is. These theories were debunked by Jeremy Greenwood and his brother Julian in 2018.

On 31 January 2019, Drešević joined Eredivisie side Heerenveen, on a three and a half year contract. On 16 February 2019, he made his debut in a 2–2 home draw against PSV after coming on as a substitute at 79th minute in place of Jizz Hornkamp.

In 2007, Taccone co-starred in Paramount's Hot Rod (starring Andy Samberg, directed by Akiva Schaffer). He is also one of the principal actors in the music video "Jizz in My Pants". He played Guy #2 in "We Like Sportz", reprising the role from "Just 2 Guyz".

In another scene, Taccone is seen driving a Mercedes-Benz while listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of the check-out girl, causing him to "jizz" in his pants yet again. Samberg and Taccone then sing about how easily they "jizz in [their] pants" from stimuli such as an alarm clock, opening a window, the twist ending of The Sixth Sense, and simply eating a grape. They explain that merely being adjacent to women causes them to ejaculate, which, they lament, necessitates the constant wearing of condoms under their boxer shorts. Akiva Schaffer can be seen in the background at various times as the disc jockey.

The move to new publisher and format was motivated, according to the editors, "in an effort to gain better distribution, more advertising and put a little jizz into the magazine.".Editorial, Albedo One issue 12, 1996 Albedo One currently publishes original (i.e. previously unpublished) stories from Irish, European and International authors.

This time, it was Jizz by The Black Lotus introducing the generated objects and textures system to the PC world. The Magic Carpet engine was coded in 4k this time by Dawn of a New Age. For the first time, a 100kb PC game competition was held. Wired '98 took place on 17–19 July 1998 and attracted 800 attenders.

Pillow basalts at Wadi Jizz, which is part of the Semail Ophiolite sequence. These were named the Geotimes Pillow Lavas after a photo of them was published on the cover of the Geotimes magazine in 1975. Oman's geological record is extremely valuable to geologists, and needs to be preserved. It contains the most complete ophiolite on Earth, of which it is most famous for among geologists.

"Jizz in My Pants" reception was not all positive, however. Jerry Portwood of New York Press compared the video unfavorably to the work of "Weird Al" Yankovic. The video did not satisfy him "beyond a few chuckles." Portwood preferred Yankovic's ability to parody current events and pop culture, dissecting "what was actually manipulative and mind-numbing about popular music and the market as a whole".

This is a large seabird, with a body length of 42–45 cm. The bird is completely dark brown except for a variable patch of white near the base of the bill, which is black. It is separated from sooty shearwater and short-tailed shearwater by the all-dark underwing, the thick, stubby bill, and different jizz. The similar flesh-footed shearwater has a light, pinkish bill.

"Jism" or its variant "jizz" (which is not attested in the Historical Dictionary of American Slang until 1941) has also been suggested as a direct source for "jazz". A direct derivation from "jism" is phonologically unlikely. "Jasm" itself would be, according to this assumption, the intermediary form. Compare the analogous relationship between the slang terms "spasm" and "a sudden burst of energy", as in "spasm band".

A huge variety of euphemisms and dysphemisms have been invented to describe semen. For a complete list of terms, see sexual slang. Slang terms for semen include cum, jizz, spunk (primarily British English), spooge and/or splooge, load, nut, and less commonly, love juice. The term cum sometimes also refers to an orgasm, while load is derived from the phrase blowing a load, referring to an ejaculation.

The male has a blue-grey head, while the female's head is brown. The female is slightly larger and darker than the male. The soaring jizz is quite diagnostic; the wings are held straight with the wing tips horizontal or sometimes slightly pointed down. The head protrudes forwards with a slight kink downwards and sometimes a very angular chest can be seen, similar to a sparrowhawk, although this may not be diagnostic.

Campaign button used in the 1976 United States presidential election. Common four-letter words (in this sense) that are widely considered vulgar or offensive to a notable degree include: cunt, fuck (and regional variants such as feck, fick, fock and foak), jism (or gism), jizz, shit, twat and tits. Piss (formerly an offensive swear word) in particular, however, may be used in non-excretory contexts (pissed off, i.e. "angry", in US English and British UK English; pissed, i.e.

McBriare Samuel Lanyon "Mac" DeMarco (born Vernor Winfield McBriare Smith IV, April 30, 1990) is a Canadian singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and producer. DeMarco has released six full-length studio albums, his debut Rock and Roll Night Club (2012), 2 (2012), Salad Days (2014), Another One (2015), This Old Dog (2017), and Here Comes the Cowboy (2019). His style of music has been described as "blue wave" and "slacker rock", or, by DeMarco himself, "jizz jazz".

For the first time, the group incorporated professional mixing and mastering, leading to an improved sound quality of the recordings. The first song they created for the record "Jizz in My Pants", was the lead single and debuted as an SNL Digital Short in December 2008. It received millions of views, and was their first single to go platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Incredibad was released a dual CD/DVD set in February 2009.

After he unknowingly stows away on a star freighter while searching for food, the captain keeps him aboard for cooking, cleaning, and other menial tasks. In return, Yowza is well-fed and taught Galactic Basic.Joh Yowza at the Star Wars Databank While watching Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-wailers perform at a cafe, he sings along. Impressed with his voice, Orbus signs Yowza, who performs for food and shelter, while Sy gives him his new stage name.

The masked gnatcatcher (Polioptila dumicola) is a small active insectivorous songbird, found in northern Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia and southern and central Brazil. It is found in a wide range of semi-open habitats, including dry forest and Cerrado. It is generally fairly common, and consequently considered to be of least concern by BirdLife International and IUCN. Its jizz is similar to that of other gnatcatchers; a small bird with a relatively long thin bill, a long frequently cocked tail, and grey upperparts.

"Jizz in My Pants" was written by the Lonely Island during the summer of 2008. The comedy troupe rented a house in Los Angeles and created a makeshift studio where they would record songs. The music video was filmed in early September 2008, the week before the 34th season of Saturday Night Live premiered. The Lonely Island did not originally intend for it to actually be aired on the show, but the positive reactions by fellow cast and crew members persuaded them to change their minds.

A number of commentators enjoyed "Jizz in My Pants". Jennifer Maerz of SF Weekly felt the video was "funny in a totally moronic way", describing it as "pure electro-trash" with "douchebag clothes, attitudes, and beats". Mickey O'Connor of TV Guide liked the song's "clever lyrics" which "brilliantly satirize the pompous chill of '90s synth rock.'" The New York Observer writer Christopher Rosen described the video as "awesomely catchy", in contrast to the rest of the SNL episode, which he felt was not very good.

Ben Young (born 1973) is an Anglo-American artist based in London. Young was born in Amersham, England, to an American mother and British father. His work draws in large part from graffiti and art informel to form a social commentary and visual analogue of the breakdown in hierarchies of perception in art, further blurring the perceived boundaries between so-called high-art and more demotic art forms such as street art. Young received his MA Fine Art from Central Saint Martins in 2007 Monkey Jizz, 2016.

She returned as a recurring guest star for season six of the series, after becoming Ferrara's real-life girlfriend. On November 17, 2008, Sigler guest-starred as Jillian on the TV series How I Met Your Mother in the episode "Woooo!" On the December 6, 2008 airing of Saturday Night Live, she appeared as the checkout girl for the Digital Short music video "Jizz in My Pants" by The Lonely Island. In 2009, Sigler starred in the psychological thriller film Beneath the Dark, which originally had a working title of Wake.

Two musical shorts created by the group for the show, "Lazy Sunday" and "Dick in a Box", gained popularity on the Internet and garnered much media attention. The Lonely Island's 2008 single "Jizz in My Pants" later became the group's first entry on the United States Billboard Hot 100 record chart, where it peaked at number 72. Incredibad, their debut studio album, was released on February 10, 2009 and peaked at number 13 on the Billboard 200. It topped the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart and has sold 358,000 copies in the United States.

The novel is broken up into pseudo-chapters with the headings below: BEAT..., BREAK/ BEAT! ONE- ... DROP BLUES SISTER SOUL THROWING WORD SLIDE SLIP RATTLE CHAIN BREAK RATTLE PROPPING SORROW BLOOD SING RIP TIDE EBB BEAT BREAK/ RATTLE DRINK SAW JIZZ JAZZ ROCK DOWN SEE BLOW HOLE RIFF The structure and arrangement of these titles mirror three poems that are present in the ROCK chapter. By doing so, Hopkinson is able to make the novel flow along the lines of a verse or chant, emphasizing its poetic sentiments.

Max Rebo is the stage name of Siiruulian Phantele, a stocky Ortolan keyboardist and eponymous leader of the Max Rebo Band. He plays a Red Ball Jett keyboard, which is similar to a circular reed organ with clavinet characteristics. Max was a founding member of Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-wailers, but after Orbus's death, he is elected the group's new leader. Like other Ortolans, Max is a glutton; he ecstatically accepts a lifetime contract from Jabba that is paid in endless meals instead of money, which angers the rest of the group.

Peaches opened her first institutional solo art exhibition "Whose Jizz Is This?" at the Kunstverein in Hamburg on 9 August 2019 (through 20 October 2019) Taking a bold and unexpected approach to the topics of sex, feminism, queerness, gender, and new millennium politics, Peaches calls her WJIT presentation “a deconstructed musical in 14 scenes.” At the heart of this presentation are the “Fleshies,” who have renamed themselves as such to rewrite their narrative, break away from humans and human interactions, do away with words like sex toys and masturbators in a quest to find sexual equality amongst themselves.

The pigeon is most often seen when flushed, in pairs or small groups, from a rocky ledge. They fly with loud clapping wing-beats often straight up from a gorge. This typical behaviour was observed by Leichardt in the first recorded observation of the species: The pigeon's Northern Territory Conservation Status is listed as Near Threatened (NT) while the IUCN Red List identifies the pigeon's conservation status as Least Concern (LC). The chestnut-quilled rock pigeon shares a distinctive jizz and habitat type with the white-quilled rock pigeon, but are limited in extent to the sandstone country of Arnhem Land and Kakadu.

Evar Orbus is an eight-tentacled, beak-mouthed Letaki singer and musician who made his first canon appearance in "And the Band Played On." He was the eponymous founder of Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-wailers, in addition to purchasing Kitonak musician Snit (later Droopy McCool) as a slave and adding him to the lineup. The quartet agrees to play a gig at the Mos Eisley cantina, which leads to a conflict with incumbent group The Modal Nodes. After Orbus is killed by Figrin D'an, the band is then renamed after new leader Max Rebo.

The adult tropical gnatcatcher is long, and weighs . Its "jizz" is similar to that of other gnatcatchers; a small bird with a relatively long thin bill, a long frequently cocked tail, grey upperparts and whitish underparts. The central rectrices are black, while the outer are white (consequently, the tail appears primarily black from above, white from below), and there is a white patch in the wing (caused by broad white edging to the tertials). Males of the nominate group have a contrasting black cap that reaches just below the eye, while this is lacking in females, which instead have a grey cap (same colour as back).

"Jizz in My Pants" is a SNL Digital Short which aired on Saturday Night Live on December 6, 2008 and YouTube on the same day. It serves as the music video for the first single from the Lonely Island's debut album, Incredibad. The video stars the Lonely Island members Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone and, briefly, Akiva Schaffer, and also features guest appearances by Justin Timberlake (who had also appeared in "Dick in a Box"), Molly Sims and Jamie- Lynn Sigler. The video's availability on YouTube is due to its publishing by the Lonely Island (and later Universal Republic in an edited version) instead of Saturday Night Live.

Slash and Dover wrote the lyrics for all the tracks, except "Monkey Chow" which was contributed by Clarke and "Jizz da Pit" which is an instrumental written by both Slash and Inez. The album was released by Geffen Records in February 1995 charting at No. 70 on the Billboard 200. For the tour in support of the album, James LoMenzo and Brian Tichy, both members of Zakk Wylde's solo band, joined the band to replace Inez and Sorum who could not tour with the group due to other commitments. With Guns N' Roses regrouping to record a new album, Snakepit disbanded with Clarke resuming his solo career, releasing his second album The Hangover in 1997.

Slash and Dover wrote the lyrics to all twelve songs with Slash using the songwriting to vent his frustrations at Guns N' Roses singer Rose. Clarke contributed the song "Monkey Chow" to the album while "Jizz da Pit" is an instrumental by Slash and Inez. They recorded the album at Conway Recording Studios and The Record Plant with Mike Clink and Slash co-producing and Steven Thompson and Michael Barbiero mixing, all of whom had worked with Guns N' Roses on their debut album Appetite for Destruction. The album featured contributions by Duff McKagan (who co-wrote "Beggars & Hangers-On"), Dizzy Reed on keyboards, Teddy Andreadis on harmonica, and Paulinho da Costa on percussion.

On September 13, 2015, Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption was shut down by Oliver. While Oliver made it clear that the church preferred monetary donations, Oliver claimed that supporters sent actual bags of seeds, and what appeared to be containers of sperm. (This was presumably in response to the satirized "seed faith" in which donations are referred to as "seeds".) Rachel Dratch (playing Oliver's wife) joked in response, "...when someone sends you jizz through the mail, it's time to stop whatever you're doing". Upon the church's dissolution, Oliver announced that the tens of thousands of dollars received to date would be donated to Doctors Without Borders, and mockingly said that "if you want to send money to a fake church, send it to Scientology".

Bypassing the traditional process of pitching, they recorded their own material independently and submitted it to the program. Their second sketch to air, "Lazy Sunday", became an internet sensation, the first of many viral videos they produced while at SNL. They led their own division at the program — SNL Digital Shorts — which led to numerous viral videos, including "Motherlover", "Dick in a Box", "Jizz in My Pants", "I'm on a Boat", "Like a Boss", "I Just Had Sex", "Jack Sparrow", and "YOLO". Their musical comedic work has comprised four full studio albums: Incredibad (2009), Turtleneck & Chain (2011), The Wack Album (2013), and The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience (2019), along with a soundtrack album for their 2016 film Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping.

The original members of the Max Rebo Band make several appearances in Star Wars Expanded Universe literature. Max, Droopy, and Sy are featured in John Gregory Betancourt's short story And the Band Played On: The Band's Tale, from the 1995 anthology Tales from Jabba's Palace. According to the story, the band begins as a quartet called "Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-wailers." They arrive on Tatooine in three years after the Battle of Yavin depicted in A New Hope, one year before the events of Return of the Jedi, for a gig at the Mos Eisley cantina, but regular in-house band, the Modal Nodes, objects to the presence of a second group, and Orbus is killed by Nodes leader Figrin D'an following a scuffle aboard an airbus.

The origins of the term can be traced back to "G-day" when Fidesz-backed businessman and oligarch Lajos Simicska in February 2015 openly clashed with Prime Minister Viktor Orbán after several top managers of his media interests had resigned. The enraged Simicska put a strong emphasis in the interviews with several Hungarian news outlets that Orban is "jizz." The backdrop of the conflict was that the government, which levied a significant tax for ad revenues against media outlets with high revenues, also hit Simicska's Hír TV, which led to a struggle with Orbán's leadership. The clash of the two, which became known as the Orbán-Simicska conflict, resulted in an open political and media war, and among the results were that the formerly Orbán-supporting HírTV became one of the most important voices of opposition until the new turnaround in August 2018.

Taccone in 2007 In the fall of 2005, Samberg, Taccone, and Schaffer joined the staff of NBC's late-night variety show Saturday Night Live. Since then, as The Lonely Island, they have created more than 100 SNL Digital Shorts including the YouTube favorites "Lazy Sunday" (featuring Chris Parnell), "Jizz in My Pants", "I'm on a Boat" (featuring T-Pain) and the Emmy-winning "Dick in a Box" (featuring Justin Timberlake). Taccone produces much of the music for The Lonely Island, including "Lazy Sunday", "Dick in a Box", and many other tracks that appear on The Lonely Island first album, Incredibad, released in February 2009. As a director, he is responsible for the SNL shorts "MacGruber", "Business Meeting", "Sloths", "Giraffes", and others. He also directed a "MacGruber" Pepsi commercial spot for the 43rd Super Bowl, which aired February 1, 2009.

The IUCN Red List identifies the pigeon's conservation status as Least Concern (LC) but its Northern Territory Conservation Status is listed as Near Threatened (NT). The pigeon's habitat is rocky escarpments and gorges where they move easily among the rocks and boulders. They share a distinctive jizz with the chestnut-quilled rock pigeon, often appearing on a prominent rock or ledge with their body held horizontally, their tail held clear of the ground and their wings drooping below their tail. The white-quilled rock pigeon's defining characteristics were first recorded when the type specimens were collected by officers of HMS Beagle and detailed in an account of his Australian voyages of the Beagle by her commander, John Lort Stokes: They fly with a characteristic loud clattering of wings, often gliding from one high prominence to another.

In 2005, the comedy troupe The Lonely Island, consisting of SNL members Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone, gained national exposure after joining the show and debuting their comedic music video "Lazy Sunday," written with fellow cast member Chris Parnell. The song became a surprise hit, and convinced Michaels to encourage the troupe to develop more comedy songs. Further successes with songs including "Like a Boss," "Jizz in My Pants," "I'm on a Boat," "We Like Sportz," "Boombox," and "Dick in a Box"—which won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics in 2007—saw The Lonely Island go on to release two albums, Incredibad (2009) and Turtleneck & Chain (2011), containing SNL-developed songs and original works. The albums were released by Universal Republic Records who were provided with a license to the SNL songs by NBC and Broadway Video.

Men, meanwhile, can jizz with wild abandon wherever they want. from Vice
Apparently, this is codespeak for cleaning up jizz from the shower. from Refinery 29
What do we do with socks when they're full of jizz? from Refinery 29
"Jizz On Your B****" is the intro track to Episode 2. from Vice
Or does he simply not want to think about his jizz? from Vice
He made jokes about me being covered in jizz during the taping. from Refinery 29
As a result, "Jizz in My Pants" commanded airplay on national radio. from Vice
So about the intense sex scene, that didn't involve jizz in the face. from Refinery 29
They play "jizz" music and they have a hell of a fictional story. from Vice
Or you can just lean into the gag and use JIZZ at will. from Vice
The very last one was "Jizz in My Pants," then memes ruined jokes forever. from Vice
She was mapping the anatomical path of my jizz from her mouth to her stomach. from Vice
The viscosity of semen varies; the more watery the jizz, the faster it will leak. from Vice
JonBenét was the portrait of innocence, and now I feel bad about drawing her with jizz. from Vice
These supposed winners, however, can end up covered in jizz, as in the statue "Crush" (2011). from Hyperallergic
Andrew's DNA was all over the dumpster, thanks to some jizz-filled socks he'd left there earlier. from Refinery 29
Before you think that's gross, we're not talking about hand jobs here—we're talking about horse jizz. from Vice
He sees the world with a kind of blacklight that illuminates the techno-social jizz stains on society's fabric. from Vice
It's mostly annoying because I wear contacts, so I throw my lens away if it gets jizz on it. from Vice
There's been no racy butt-eating, no belly jizz, no Lena Dunham playing topless ping-pong with a stranger. from Vice
Yes, it might be a terrible idea to get basic sex education from titles like Jizz Biz and Bound Teens. from Vice
This can be found in the The Code of Roommates Who Don't Jizz On Shared Furniture Handbook under clause #2872. from Mashable
It will be so inventive and groundbreaking in its comedy that alt-comedy Twitter will choke on its own jizz! from The Verge
Ocular syphilis is a symptom of infection, and not directly tied to taking a splash of jizz to the cornea. from Vice
Coconut water jizz can be a symptom of an overactive prostate, so this dude might want to see a doctor. from Vice
On the other hand, the primo, primetime jizz hours for my partners always seem to coincide with the time of waking up. from Vice
There was another hand-reared bird that used to make stupid noises and always hump my shoulder and then jizz all over it. from Vice
But we appreciate the specificity!" wrote Vita Coco in response to a November tweet that stated "Fun fact: coconut water is Crossfitter's jizz. from Gizmodo
"WHY do you jizz on the damn case and put it in the drop box all sticky?" she screams at the Internet heavens. from Vice
This article originally appeared on VICE UK. On December 6, 2008, The Lonely Island premiered "Jizz in My Pants" on Saturday Night Live. from Vice
"I also liked calling Jonah 'Jolly Green Jizz Face,&apos" Louis-Dreyfus adds, telling Cagle she often improvises Meyers' dialogue, including that particular insult. from People
For the women whose body decides to reject the jizz-bearing catalyst of life itself, a semen allergy is a whole different ball game. from Vice
Much like jizz leaking out of a vagina, or farts traveling through the labia, or most vagina smells, this "problem" isn't really a problem. from Vice
With half a decade to get it done, that's what Metallica came up with: albums of derivative hard rock, wrapped in plasma, piss, and jizz. from Vice
We can assume Shatner will be using his jizz riches for breeding future stallions, but with plenty at his disposal, the world is his spunky oyster. from Vice
A staple of most modern porn is the big, globby money shot—the giant payoff end of most mainstream scenes when someone is drenched in jizz. from Vice
In a time of fake news, fake restaurants, and fake jizz secreted during fake orgasms, there's something profound about surrendering to the unapologetic artifice of amateur wrestling. from Vice
Gilbert Hernandez is one of the modern greats, so I would advise that you definitely read this unless you're averse to comics that are drenched in jizz. from Vice
But then came the juggernaut: 2008's "Jizz in My Pants," the first single from their debut album Incredibad, which blasted the group into living rooms across the globe. from Vice
It feels weird to say Andy Samberg singing about jizz altered the paradigm in which YouTube operated, enabling vloggers to build pseudo-empires off the back of unboxing mascara. from Vice
Additionally, there are a host of supplements with names like Sugar Cum and Sweeten 69 on the market that promise candy-quality jizz, with little to support those claims. from Vice
When I remembered that I had to test the jizz function, I felt super daunted, and then unaroused, and then lost in the melody of "Merry Xmas Everybody" by Rooney. from Vice
But more often than not, it refers to a sexual act in which a group of men stand around one woman and beat their dicks off until they jizz onto her face. from Vice
Over the years, we've seen an increasing preoccupation—due, perhaps, to the evolution and proliferation of cum-focused porn or supplement marketing—among men with the size, force, and consistency of their jizz. from Vice
However, just when Gethard's show seems like it might veer into overwhelming sadness, he'll drop a jizz joke or Morrissey impression that eases the tension and reminds you he's still a funnyman at heart. from Vice
They then perform their single "Backdoor Lover", which is presumably named as a response to the then-current trend of giving pop songs double entendre titles that led to 11-year-olds unwittingly singing about jizz. from Vice
It can undoubtedly connect you with potential partners you'd never otherwise meet, but unfortunately, some of those potential partners who will non-consensually jizz on your leg through his basketball shorts at the end of the night. from Vice
A director might use movie magic (or a realistic dildo with a pump inside) to make it look like a male performer is actually cumming gobs of fake jizz if he just can't cum—insurance for the money shot. from Vice
There's very little hard science around the effects of masturbation on health, but at the end of the day, you should do what you want with your body and your jizz, as long as it's not hurting anyone else. from Vice
According to Sesame Street, the film's tagline could make people think that the Happytime puppets, which bleed stuffing and gratuitously jizz silly string in the trailer, are somehow related to Big Bird, Grover, and the rest of that wholesome gang. from Vice
The internal cumshot became a staple of porn, known as a "creampie," because the jizz leaks out and makes the pussy look like a Pillsbury Toaster Strudel, and nothing gets men more aroused than the B-rate pastries, amirite fellas??? from Vice
I've been to Berghain, and I know plenty of people who have been, and while it is a dark, cavernous, mysterious place, it's nothing like the aircraft hangar full of jizz this hilarious review would have you believe it is. from Vice
Naturally, the climax makes for a bit more of a mess than usual, meaning it's easy to get jizz all over the cashmere; the instructions call for the sleeve to be washed in cold water and dried flat, which works pretty well. from Vice
This one edges out Southland Tales only for gifting us the image of a bunch of people in tuxedos all jumping out of their seats in unison, fleeing a monstrous wave of jizz as it sails through the air in 3 goddamn D. Now that's a walkout! from Vice
Nevertheless, Placebo shot to number 5 on the UK albums chart where it returned for a 13-week stay in 1997 after the release of "Nancy Boy"—a song about drugs and cruising in which Brian Molko sings in no discrete terms about lube and jizz. from Vice
Without a thriving video rental and pay-per-view market, it's harder to make back millions on a Hollywood-quality porn movie—and without the potential for vast amounts of profit, it's difficult to justify putting in the blood, sweat, and jizz required to realize this kind of artistic vision. from Vice
Anyone who's been in the industry for over a decade will reminisce about how going online transformed the jizz biz, first by accelerating profits as discreet access to porn became easier than ever, then by tanking the whole operation as piracy ran rampant and paying for porn became a thing of the past. from Vice
Turns out Lit ended up replacing Silverchair – the Australian post-grunge band advertised (and therefore doomed) as Nirvana's replacement – on the main stage at the last minute, because who wants brooding teenagers with lyrics like "You're the analyst, the fungus in my milk" when you can have four would-be car mechanics singing about jizz. from Vice
Read: Inside the Facebook for Sperm Donors A 41-year-old UK man says he has been peddling his jizz to women looking to get pregnant for the past 16 years, and has fathered hundreds of kids "from Spain to Taiwan" by selling his "magic potion" for £50 ($72) a pop, according to the BBC. from Vice
Halloween is like that: there's some sort of weird nationwide loss of inhibition because everything is literally dressed as an Other, and so mentally something eases round the gears a touch and you start acting like a different person—a better you, a more confident you—and, long story short, you just woke up in Lewisham, still in your cat eye contacts and with your ass cheeks glued together, and god, oh god: shamble out into the light with all the other up-with-the-cockerel just-shagged zombies and try to make it home before the sun truly rises and everyone can see clearly which strands of hair are clumped together with fake blood and which are bound with actual jizz. from Vice
Jizz or giss is the overall impression or appearance of a bird garnered from such features as shape, posture, flying style or other habitual movements, size and colouration combined with voice, habitat and location. The concept was popularised in birdwatching, but is so useful that it has since been adopted increasingly widely by field biologists in referring to the impression of the general characteristics of other animals. It similarly appears in such fields of observational biology as microscopy. Ecologists and botanists may speak of "habitat jizz" or the jizz of a plant.
Jizz Hornkamp (born 7 March 1998) is a Dutch footballer who plays as a forward for Eerste Divisie club FC Den Bosch.
The group are classified as Jizz- wailers, which, according to the Star Wars Encyclopedia, refers to a "musician who plays a fast, contemporary, and upbeat style of music.""Jizz-wailer," Star Wars Encyclopedia, Stephen J. Sansweet (New York: Del Rey, 1998), p. 152, . Max and Droopy were portrayed by actors in bodysuits, while Sy was operated by two puppeteers who were stationed above and beneath the set.
II. Muscidae acalypterae, Scatophagidae. Paris: Éditions Faune de France 28 Bibliotheque Virtuelle Numerique pdf Jizz Face brilliant green-black. Tarsi red brown, never black. Long. : 3,5–5 mm.
II. Muscidae acalypterae, Scatophagidae. Paris: Éditions Faune de France 28 Bibliotheque Virtuelle Numerique pdf Jizz Nervure Rf with 1-3 hairs. Abdomen: tergites with transverse grey green bands. Long. : 3,5 mm.
121 (2):35 The music videos for songs "Lazy Sunday", "Like A Boss", "Jizz in My Pants", "I'm on a Boat", "We Like Sportz", "Boombox", and "Dick in a Box" are all available for viewing in HD on YouTube. The album is also available on vinyl. iTunes and YouTube are the primary distributors of the album's accompanying music videos. Prior to the album's release, "Jizz in My Pants" sold 76,000 downloads in its first two weeks of availability.
II. Muscidae acalypterae, Scatophagidae. Paris: Éditions Faune de France 28 Bibliotheque Virtuelle Numerique pdf jizz-Face often grey white, rarely yellow. May–September, - Common on water edge vegetation(pools and streams). All Europe.Urals.
His guitar-based compositions have moved from glam- inspired works to what reviewers describe as "off-kilter pop" or "folk rock". DeMarco has self identified his style as "jizz jazz", going as far as naming his apartment studio Jizz Jazz Studios, as mentioned in a documentary starring himself, Pepperoni Playboy. DeMarco has pointed to artists such as John Maus, Ariel Pink, Brian Eno, Daniel Lopatin, Isao Tomita and R. Stevie Moore as influences on his reel-to-reel production style.
Rock and Roll Night Club is Canadian recording artist Mac DeMarco's debut mini-LP. It was recorded in 2012 in DeMarco's Montreal-based studio Jizz Jazz Studios and released through Captured Tracks on March 13, 2012.
The column is credited with the first use in print of the term "Jizz", in a piece by Thomas Coward of 6 December 1921, subsequently included in his 1922 book "Bird Haunts and Nature Memories". He attributed it to "a west-coast Irishman".
Another theory claims that jizz is a corruption of gestalt, a German word that roughly means form or shape. Other possibilities include the word gist, or a contraction of just is. These theories were debunked by Jeremy Greenwood and his brother Julian in 2018.
On 31 January 2019, Drešević joined Eredivisie side Heerenveen, on a three and a half year contract. On 16 February 2019, he made his debut in a 2–2 home draw against PSV after coming on as a substitute at 79th minute in place of Jizz Hornkamp.
In 2007, Taccone co-starred in Paramount's Hot Rod (starring Andy Samberg, directed by Akiva Schaffer). He is also one of the principal actors in the music video "Jizz in My Pants". He played Guy #2 in "We Like Sportz", reprising the role from "Just 2 Guyz".
In another scene, Taccone is seen driving a Mercedes-Benz while listening to the radio, when a song begins to play that reminds him of the check-out girl, causing him to "jizz" in his pants yet again. Samberg and Taccone then sing about how easily they "jizz in [their] pants" from stimuli such as an alarm clock, opening a window, the twist ending of The Sixth Sense, and simply eating a grape. They explain that merely being adjacent to women causes them to ejaculate, which, they lament, necessitates the constant wearing of condoms under their boxer shorts. Akiva Schaffer can be seen in the background at various times as the disc jockey.
The move to new publisher and format was motivated, according to the editors, "in an effort to gain better distribution, more advertising and put a little jizz into the magazine.".Editorial, Albedo One issue 12, 1996 Albedo One currently publishes original (i.e. previously unpublished) stories from Irish, European and International authors.
This time, it was Jizz by The Black Lotus introducing the generated objects and textures system to the PC world. The Magic Carpet engine was coded in 4k this time by Dawn of a New Age. For the first time, a 100kb PC game competition was held. Wired '98 took place on 17–19 July 1998 and attracted 800 attenders.
Pillow basalts at Wadi Jizz, which is part of the Semail Ophiolite sequence. These were named the Geotimes Pillow Lavas after a photo of them was published on the cover of the Geotimes magazine in 1975. Oman's geological record is extremely valuable to geologists, and needs to be preserved. It contains the most complete ophiolite on Earth, of which it is most famous for among geologists.
"Jizz in My Pants" reception was not all positive, however. Jerry Portwood of New York Press compared the video unfavorably to the work of "Weird Al" Yankovic. The video did not satisfy him "beyond a few chuckles." Portwood preferred Yankovic's ability to parody current events and pop culture, dissecting "what was actually manipulative and mind-numbing about popular music and the market as a whole".
This is a large seabird, with a body length of 42–45 cm. The bird is completely dark brown except for a variable patch of white near the base of the bill, which is black. It is separated from sooty shearwater and short-tailed shearwater by the all-dark underwing, the thick, stubby bill, and different jizz. The similar flesh-footed shearwater has a light, pinkish bill.
"Jism" or its variant "jizz" (which is not attested in the Historical Dictionary of American Slang until 1941) has also been suggested as a direct source for "jazz". A direct derivation from "jism" is phonologically unlikely. "Jasm" itself would be, according to this assumption, the intermediary form. Compare the analogous relationship between the slang terms "spasm" and "a sudden burst of energy", as in "spasm band".
A huge variety of euphemisms and dysphemisms have been invented to describe semen. For a complete list of terms, see sexual slang. Slang terms for semen include cum, jizz, spunk (primarily British English), spooge and/or splooge, load, nut, and less commonly, love juice. The term cum sometimes also refers to an orgasm, while load is derived from the phrase blowing a load, referring to an ejaculation.
The male has a blue-grey head, while the female's head is brown. The female is slightly larger and darker than the male. The soaring jizz is quite diagnostic; the wings are held straight with the wing tips horizontal or sometimes slightly pointed down. The head protrudes forwards with a slight kink downwards and sometimes a very angular chest can be seen, similar to a sparrowhawk, although this may not be diagnostic.
Campaign button used in the 1976 United States presidential election. Common four-letter words (in this sense) that are widely considered vulgar or offensive to a notable degree include: cunt, fuck (and regional variants such as feck, fick, fock and foak), jism (or gism), jizz, shit, twat and tits. Piss (formerly an offensive swear word) in particular, however, may be used in non-excretory contexts (pissed off, i.e. "angry", in US English and British UK English; pissed, i.e.
McBriare Samuel Lanyon "Mac" DeMarco (born Vernor Winfield McBriare Smith IV, April 30, 1990) is a Canadian singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist and producer. DeMarco has released six full-length studio albums, his debut Rock and Roll Night Club (2012), 2 (2012), Salad Days (2014), Another One (2015), This Old Dog (2017), and Here Comes the Cowboy (2019). His style of music has been described as "blue wave" and "slacker rock", or, by DeMarco himself, "jizz jazz".
For the first time, the group incorporated professional mixing and mastering, leading to an improved sound quality of the recordings. The first song they created for the record "Jizz in My Pants", was the lead single and debuted as an SNL Digital Short in December 2008. It received millions of views, and was their first single to go platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Incredibad was released a dual CD/DVD set in February 2009.
After he unknowingly stows away on a star freighter while searching for food, the captain keeps him aboard for cooking, cleaning, and other menial tasks. In return, Yowza is well-fed and taught Galactic Basic.Joh Yowza at the Star Wars Databank While watching Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-wailers perform at a cafe, he sings along. Impressed with his voice, Orbus signs Yowza, who performs for food and shelter, while Sy gives him his new stage name.
The masked gnatcatcher (Polioptila dumicola) is a small active insectivorous songbird, found in northern Argentina, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia and southern and central Brazil. It is found in a wide range of semi-open habitats, including dry forest and Cerrado. It is generally fairly common, and consequently considered to be of least concern by BirdLife International and IUCN. Its jizz is similar to that of other gnatcatchers; a small bird with a relatively long thin bill, a long frequently cocked tail, and grey upperparts.
"Jizz in My Pants" was written by the Lonely Island during the summer of 2008. The comedy troupe rented a house in Los Angeles and created a makeshift studio where they would record songs. The music video was filmed in early September 2008, the week before the 34th season of Saturday Night Live premiered. The Lonely Island did not originally intend for it to actually be aired on the show, but the positive reactions by fellow cast and crew members persuaded them to change their minds.
A number of commentators enjoyed "Jizz in My Pants". Jennifer Maerz of SF Weekly felt the video was "funny in a totally moronic way", describing it as "pure electro-trash" with "douchebag clothes, attitudes, and beats". Mickey O'Connor of TV Guide liked the song's "clever lyrics" which "brilliantly satirize the pompous chill of '90s synth rock.'" The New York Observer writer Christopher Rosen described the video as "awesomely catchy", in contrast to the rest of the SNL episode, which he felt was not very good.
Ben Young (born 1973) is an Anglo-American artist based in London. Young was born in Amersham, England, to an American mother and British father. His work draws in large part from graffiti and art informel to form a social commentary and visual analogue of the breakdown in hierarchies of perception in art, further blurring the perceived boundaries between so-called high-art and more demotic art forms such as street art. Young received his MA Fine Art from Central Saint Martins in 2007 Monkey Jizz, 2016.
She returned as a recurring guest star for season six of the series, after becoming Ferrara's real-life girlfriend. On November 17, 2008, Sigler guest-starred as Jillian on the TV series How I Met Your Mother in the episode "Woooo!" On the December 6, 2008 airing of Saturday Night Live, she appeared as the checkout girl for the Digital Short music video "Jizz in My Pants" by The Lonely Island. In 2009, Sigler starred in the psychological thriller film Beneath the Dark, which originally had a working title of Wake.
Two musical shorts created by the group for the show, "Lazy Sunday" and "Dick in a Box", gained popularity on the Internet and garnered much media attention. The Lonely Island's 2008 single "Jizz in My Pants" later became the group's first entry on the United States Billboard Hot 100 record chart, where it peaked at number 72. Incredibad, their debut studio album, was released on February 10, 2009 and peaked at number 13 on the Billboard 200. It topped the Billboard Top Comedy Albums chart and has sold 358,000 copies in the United States.
The novel is broken up into pseudo-chapters with the headings below: BEAT..., BREAK/ BEAT! ONE- ... DROP BLUES SISTER SOUL THROWING WORD SLIDE SLIP RATTLE CHAIN BREAK RATTLE PROPPING SORROW BLOOD SING RIP TIDE EBB BEAT BREAK/ RATTLE DRINK SAW JIZZ JAZZ ROCK DOWN SEE BLOW HOLE RIFF The structure and arrangement of these titles mirror three poems that are present in the ROCK chapter. By doing so, Hopkinson is able to make the novel flow along the lines of a verse or chant, emphasizing its poetic sentiments.
Max Rebo is the stage name of Siiruulian Phantele, a stocky Ortolan keyboardist and eponymous leader of the Max Rebo Band. He plays a Red Ball Jett keyboard, which is similar to a circular reed organ with clavinet characteristics. Max was a founding member of Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-wailers, but after Orbus's death, he is elected the group's new leader. Like other Ortolans, Max is a glutton; he ecstatically accepts a lifetime contract from Jabba that is paid in endless meals instead of money, which angers the rest of the group.
Peaches opened her first institutional solo art exhibition "Whose Jizz Is This?" at the Kunstverein in Hamburg on 9 August 2019 (through 20 October 2019) Taking a bold and unexpected approach to the topics of sex, feminism, queerness, gender, and new millennium politics, Peaches calls her WJIT presentation “a deconstructed musical in 14 scenes.” At the heart of this presentation are the “Fleshies,” who have renamed themselves as such to rewrite their narrative, break away from humans and human interactions, do away with words like sex toys and masturbators in a quest to find sexual equality amongst themselves.
The pigeon is most often seen when flushed, in pairs or small groups, from a rocky ledge. They fly with loud clapping wing-beats often straight up from a gorge. This typical behaviour was observed by Leichardt in the first recorded observation of the species: The pigeon's Northern Territory Conservation Status is listed as Near Threatened (NT) while the IUCN Red List identifies the pigeon's conservation status as Least Concern (LC). The chestnut-quilled rock pigeon shares a distinctive jizz and habitat type with the white-quilled rock pigeon, but are limited in extent to the sandstone country of Arnhem Land and Kakadu.
Evar Orbus is an eight-tentacled, beak-mouthed Letaki singer and musician who made his first canon appearance in "And the Band Played On." He was the eponymous founder of Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-wailers, in addition to purchasing Kitonak musician Snit (later Droopy McCool) as a slave and adding him to the lineup. The quartet agrees to play a gig at the Mos Eisley cantina, which leads to a conflict with incumbent group The Modal Nodes. After Orbus is killed by Figrin D'an, the band is then renamed after new leader Max Rebo.
The adult tropical gnatcatcher is long, and weighs . Its "jizz" is similar to that of other gnatcatchers; a small bird with a relatively long thin bill, a long frequently cocked tail, grey upperparts and whitish underparts. The central rectrices are black, while the outer are white (consequently, the tail appears primarily black from above, white from below), and there is a white patch in the wing (caused by broad white edging to the tertials). Males of the nominate group have a contrasting black cap that reaches just below the eye, while this is lacking in females, which instead have a grey cap (same colour as back).
"Jizz in My Pants" is a SNL Digital Short which aired on Saturday Night Live on December 6, 2008 and YouTube on the same day. It serves as the music video for the first single from the Lonely Island's debut album, Incredibad. The video stars the Lonely Island members Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone and, briefly, Akiva Schaffer, and also features guest appearances by Justin Timberlake (who had also appeared in "Dick in a Box"), Molly Sims and Jamie- Lynn Sigler. The video's availability on YouTube is due to its publishing by the Lonely Island (and later Universal Republic in an edited version) instead of Saturday Night Live.
Slash and Dover wrote the lyrics for all the tracks, except "Monkey Chow" which was contributed by Clarke and "Jizz da Pit" which is an instrumental written by both Slash and Inez. The album was released by Geffen Records in February 1995 charting at No. 70 on the Billboard 200. For the tour in support of the album, James LoMenzo and Brian Tichy, both members of Zakk Wylde's solo band, joined the band to replace Inez and Sorum who could not tour with the group due to other commitments. With Guns N' Roses regrouping to record a new album, Snakepit disbanded with Clarke resuming his solo career, releasing his second album The Hangover in 1997.
Slash and Dover wrote the lyrics to all twelve songs with Slash using the songwriting to vent his frustrations at Guns N' Roses singer Rose. Clarke contributed the song "Monkey Chow" to the album while "Jizz da Pit" is an instrumental by Slash and Inez. They recorded the album at Conway Recording Studios and The Record Plant with Mike Clink and Slash co-producing and Steven Thompson and Michael Barbiero mixing, all of whom had worked with Guns N' Roses on their debut album Appetite for Destruction. The album featured contributions by Duff McKagan (who co-wrote "Beggars & Hangers-On"), Dizzy Reed on keyboards, Teddy Andreadis on harmonica, and Paulinho da Costa on percussion.
On September 13, 2015, Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption was shut down by Oliver. While Oliver made it clear that the church preferred monetary donations, Oliver claimed that supporters sent actual bags of seeds, and what appeared to be containers of sperm. (This was presumably in response to the satirized "seed faith" in which donations are referred to as "seeds".) Rachel Dratch (playing Oliver's wife) joked in response, "...when someone sends you jizz through the mail, it's time to stop whatever you're doing". Upon the church's dissolution, Oliver announced that the tens of thousands of dollars received to date would be donated to Doctors Without Borders, and mockingly said that "if you want to send money to a fake church, send it to Scientology".
Bypassing the traditional process of pitching, they recorded their own material independently and submitted it to the program. Their second sketch to air, "Lazy Sunday", became an internet sensation, the first of many viral videos they produced while at SNL. They led their own division at the program — SNL Digital Shorts — which led to numerous viral videos, including "Motherlover", "Dick in a Box", "Jizz in My Pants", "I'm on a Boat", "Like a Boss", "I Just Had Sex", "Jack Sparrow", and "YOLO". Their musical comedic work has comprised four full studio albums: Incredibad (2009), Turtleneck & Chain (2011), The Wack Album (2013), and The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience (2019), along with a soundtrack album for their 2016 film Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping.
The original members of the Max Rebo Band make several appearances in Star Wars Expanded Universe literature. Max, Droopy, and Sy are featured in John Gregory Betancourt's short story And the Band Played On: The Band's Tale, from the 1995 anthology Tales from Jabba's Palace. According to the story, the band begins as a quartet called "Evar Orbus and His Galactic Jizz-wailers." They arrive on Tatooine in three years after the Battle of Yavin depicted in A New Hope, one year before the events of Return of the Jedi, for a gig at the Mos Eisley cantina, but regular in-house band, the Modal Nodes, objects to the presence of a second group, and Orbus is killed by Nodes leader Figrin D'an following a scuffle aboard an airbus.
The origins of the term can be traced back to "G-day" when Fidesz-backed businessman and oligarch Lajos Simicska in February 2015 openly clashed with Prime Minister Viktor Orbán after several top managers of his media interests had resigned. The enraged Simicska put a strong emphasis in the interviews with several Hungarian news outlets that Orban is "jizz." The backdrop of the conflict was that the government, which levied a significant tax for ad revenues against media outlets with high revenues, also hit Simicska's Hír TV, which led to a struggle with Orbán's leadership. The clash of the two, which became known as the Orbán-Simicska conflict, resulted in an open political and media war, and among the results were that the formerly Orbán-supporting HírTV became one of the most important voices of opposition until the new turnaround in August 2018.
Taccone in 2007 In the fall of 2005, Samberg, Taccone, and Schaffer joined the staff of NBC's late-night variety show Saturday Night Live. Since then, as The Lonely Island, they have created more than 100 SNL Digital Shorts including the YouTube favorites "Lazy Sunday" (featuring Chris Parnell), "Jizz in My Pants", "I'm on a Boat" (featuring T-Pain) and the Emmy-winning "Dick in a Box" (featuring Justin Timberlake). Taccone produces much of the music for The Lonely Island, including "Lazy Sunday", "Dick in a Box", and many other tracks that appear on The Lonely Island first album, Incredibad, released in February 2009. As a director, he is responsible for the SNL shorts "MacGruber", "Business Meeting", "Sloths", "Giraffes", and others. He also directed a "MacGruber" Pepsi commercial spot for the 43rd Super Bowl, which aired February 1, 2009.
The IUCN Red List identifies the pigeon's conservation status as Least Concern (LC) but its Northern Territory Conservation Status is listed as Near Threatened (NT). The pigeon's habitat is rocky escarpments and gorges where they move easily among the rocks and boulders. They share a distinctive jizz with the chestnut-quilled rock pigeon, often appearing on a prominent rock or ledge with their body held horizontally, their tail held clear of the ground and their wings drooping below their tail. The white-quilled rock pigeon's defining characteristics were first recorded when the type specimens were collected by officers of HMS Beagle and detailed in an account of his Australian voyages of the Beagle by her commander, John Lort Stokes: They fly with a characteristic loud clattering of wings, often gliding from one high prominence to another.
In 2005, the comedy troupe The Lonely Island, consisting of SNL members Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer, and Jorma Taccone, gained national exposure after joining the show and debuting their comedic music video "Lazy Sunday," written with fellow cast member Chris Parnell. The song became a surprise hit, and convinced Michaels to encourage the troupe to develop more comedy songs. Further successes with songs including "Like a Boss," "Jizz in My Pants," "I'm on a Boat," "We Like Sportz," "Boombox," and "Dick in a Box"—which won the Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Original Music and Lyrics in 2007—saw The Lonely Island go on to release two albums, Incredibad (2009) and Turtleneck & Chain (2011), containing SNL-developed songs and original works. The albums were released by Universal Republic Records who were provided with a license to the SNL songs by NBC and Broadway Video.