Due to all these restrictions on us during the horniest years of our lives, in statistically the horniest country (see the above porn stats) in the world, we were forced to get creative during post-pubescent adolescence.
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How did the world's horniest social network become a national security issue?
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Below, animal experts weigh in on what animal might be the horniest.
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" In its post Lelo also called the thieves "the horniest criminals in world history.
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For the college-aged crowd, this might just be the horniest day of the year.
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He scrolls through Twitter hoping to find the…Read more ReadWhat&aposs the Horniest Animal?
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Sure, The Mister may be a love story, but we're really reading for the horniest moments.
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All in all, 2019 was by far one of the horniest years for celebrities on social media.
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It's Valentine's Day, the horniest day of the year (apart from New Year's Eve and possibly Arbor Day).
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Looking past ourselves, our closest relatives, the bonobos (Pan paniscus) are probably a close second for horniest animal.
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They then perform a dance of temptation—a tango, no less, the horniest of all the horny dances!
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Parts of this list were originally featured in "The horniest moments of 2019 (so far)" earlier this year.
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Newfoundland, New Brunswick, and Nova Scotia are evidently the horniest for weed, according to PornHub's region-based search statistics.
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As put forth by my colleague David Roth, is Jerry Jones the horniest man to ever meet the Pope?
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The animalism of Hanawalt's work helps reveal parts of women we rarely see onscreen — the strangest, horniest, hungriest parts.
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Toss that basketball bracket aside in favor of the sexiest, thirstiest, and horniest feat of bracketology you will ever behold.
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The fact is, I'm one of the horniest people I know, and I genuinely love sex—when it's done right, that is.
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And gaze upon the sexiest, horniest, most inappropriate moments from Mario's journey through a sexual awakening as embarked upon by his fans.
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Seriously, Mitski will never quite sound the same after soundtracking the horniest of the horny Emily Dickinson moments — and that's a good thing.
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But according to some experts, right now, as the weather warms up and the flowers start to bloom, is the horniest time of year.
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" Broadly, a female-focused vertical from Vice Media (which I used to edit), published a year-end roundup of "the horniest things that happened.
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This is never more true than during the third musical number with Instagram bulge activist Jason Derulo as Rum Tum Tugger, the horniest cat.
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Some individuals are at their horniest when farting on their sexual partners, whereas others are most turned-on by the act of being farted upon.
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Biology has many, many interesting sexual behavior stories, with the "horniest" award going to Plecia nearctica, also known as The Love Bug or Honeymoon Fly.
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Television has a late-breaking Horniest Show of the Year competitor and it is The L Word: Generation Q, a revival of Showtime's classic lesbian drama.
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I'm just a passenger in a life that is nothing like my own where these absolutely jacked, hypertan models are having the horniest summer of their lives.
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Whether extinct Triceratops was also "horny" is something we'll never know, but among living vertebrate animals, the "horniest" is probably the bonobo, or pygmy chimpanzee, of Central Africa.
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The conservatism of the '80s produced slasher films like "Friday the 13th" in which the horniest couples got the ax first, and the virgin was the final girl.
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We're spending the week talking about all-things-horny in honor of Valentine's Day, which got me thinking: Sure, Valentine's seems like it's the horniest holiday… but is it really?
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That latter tool is the same one that spread rapidly on Reddit as the nation's horniest posters realized they could use it to swap celebrities' faces with those of porn actors.
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Instagram said it wasn't a popular feature, but it was a reliable showcase of your friends' horniest faves, and led to neat weirdo art projects like the Photos Drake Liked Tumblr.
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Even the straightest, horniest woman who loves you the most is hoping you can get it inside of her without having to look at it...your dick is objectively the worst thing about you.
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Finally, be sure to check out our investigation of the fetishists who get off on being catfished and click to see the answer to one of the world's great mysteries: What's the horniest animal?
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All this, of course, set the horniest corners of the internet into a tizzy, leading to some pretty juicy/disturbing (depending on your freak levels) Colonel Sanders bondage hentai and other sensuous, homemade imagery depicting the chicken man in all sorts of enticing ways.
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But it appears that Hollywood was saving the horniest monster for last, because this week, the world got our first up-close look at Tom Hardy's Venom—the comic-book icon and Spiderman antihero, known for his rows of imposing fangs and massive schlong-like tongue.
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This sounds a lot like a Second Life for the '80s, and before you go snarking "yeah but with a lot less cyber-porking," this promo video from 1986 suggests their head might've already been in the gutter because let's face it every generation assumes theirs is the horniest.
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The long-running male revue asked the reality star to return to host the show at the Rio Hotel & Casino for six more weeks starting July 26, giving the horniest Jersey Shore heads another chance to catch a peek of his reportedly magnum-sized salsiccia swinging in a g-string.
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"Die geilste Single der Welt" (German for "The Horniest Single in the World" or "The Coolest Single in the World") is a song by German eurodance group E-Rotic. It is the first single from their greatest-hits compilation Greatest Tits. It is a megamix including "Fred Come to Bed", "Willy Use A Billy... Boy", "Fritz Love My Tits", "Sex on the Phone", and "Max Don't Have Sex With Your Ex". It is not to be confused with the song "E-Rotic Megamix" on the special edition of the album The Power of Sex, which excludes "Fritz Love My Tits", or the album Dancemania Presents E-Rotic Megamix, sometimes called E-Rotic Megamix.
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In 1998, E-Rotic have released their first Greatest Hits compilation album titled Greatest Tits - The Best of E-Rotic, along with the single "Baby Please Me" and the megamix "Die geilste Single der Welt" (German for "The Horniest Single in the World") to promote the album in Germany. In 1999, their second and final single from Sexual Madness, called "Don't Say We're Through", was released and later E-Rotic tried to enter the Eurovision Song Contest 2000 representing Germany but ended in sixth place in the pre- selection with the single "Queen of Light". This was the only time, where Macchi-Meier had to perform and sing live, when she was always lip syncing Leigh's and later Madajewski's singing parts on live shows. The song was later added on E-Rotic's sixth studio album Gimme, Gimme, Gimme and on Missing Hearts debut studio album Mystery (labeled as Missing Heart), in 2000.
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