Friday, October 25 on the year of our lord, 2019.
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In the year of our lord 2018, anything is possible.
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Established in the year of Our Lord two thousand and four.
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Is it, in the year of our Lord 2017, for the likes?
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It is the year of our lord 2017 and everyone is sorry.
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Because that's exactly what's happening here, in the year of our lord, 2017.
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In the year of our Lord 2019, someone recreated the Bible through Bitmoji.
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No. Is this what we, in the year of our lord 2019, deserve?
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But how did they get this way, in the year of our lord 2017?
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In the year of our lord 2019, why use a hard copy at all?
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A.D., which is Latin for "the year of our Lord," is commonly used today.
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Life has been hell for quite some time in the year of our lord, 2018.
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First of all, how is this song in anyone's library in the Year of Our Lord 2016?
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How many Taylor Swift-themed emoji could possibly exist in this, the year of our Lord 2017?
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What did the church do in the year of our Lord 2020 when sickness swept our land?
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In the year of our lord, 2177, this vision was seen as something anachronistic, and thus, obsolete.
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He's talking corn prices in the month of May, the Year of our Lord Nineteen Sixty-one.
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It's the year of our Lord 2017 and congressmen still think it's okay to disrespect their female colleagues.
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In this deranged year of our lord, 2017, maybe we could all use a little console harmony instead.
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And, in the year of our lord 240, people are still streaming "Combine Harvester (Brand New Key)" online.
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None of it should have to be so surprising, special or rare in the year of our Lord 2017.
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And now, in the Year of Our Lord 2016, it has presented itself as a middle-aged white woman rapping.
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"January 5, in the year of our Lord 2017, we are now allowed to wear locks in uniform," Staff Sgt.
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This year of our Lord 2018, we have been blessed cursed given the chance to knock out two holidays at once.
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For serious scientific reasons enumerated below, Mashable has dubbed today, July 1st, the year of our lord 2017 as...Chris-mas.
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So here we are, in June of 2016 the Year of Our Lord, staring a new Descendents album in the face.
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Getting drunk for $3 in the year of our lord 2018 isn't easy, and I'm still amazed it was actually possible.
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And don't install Flash in the year of our lord 2020—especially not from a site that's promising a pirated livestream.
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Thus goes presidential politics in the most powerful country the world has ever known in the year of our lord 2016.
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But maybe in this, the year of our lord 25k16, it's time to be a little bit more grown up about it.
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Long ago, in the Year of Our Lord 2017, one of our noble Mashable writers took the BeatsX earbuds for a spin.
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In the year of our lord, 2019, there is something almost mind-blowing about watching an old-fashioned bad sitcom like Fam.
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" [Technode] — Paul Mozur, Asia technology correspondent • "Michelle Dean's new book has arrived right on time in the Year of our Lord #MeToo.
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That would be an understandable byproduct of riding an electric scooter in a big city in the Year of our Lord 2019.
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Because in the year of our Lord 2018, I can think of 0.0 good explanations for this blatant disregard of user privacy.
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In the year of our Lord 2020, we've found a small blessing from one of the past year's breakout actresses: Florence Pugh.
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In the year of our Lord 2018, audiences probably read tweet reviews just as much as, if not more than, film critics' reviews.
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"In this year of our lord 2018, we're talking about paper ballots, but that actually might be one of the smartest systems," Sen.
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That, indeed, is the only reason I have to type out the name "Sarah Huckabee Sanders" in the year of our Lord 2017.
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When two or more people gather in the year of our Lord 2019, lamentation will be the center of some portion of the hangout.
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It all started with the SonarPen, a $30 iPad stylus that made use of the headphone jack in the year of our lord 2018.
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"January 5, in the year of our Lord 2017, we are now allowed to wear locks in uniform," she proclaimed in a Facebook video.
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In this hot, cold, polarized, predictable year of our Lord, a long day of kicks to the urethra leaves us yearning for a lot.
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We are also very much not here for any of this "whiskey is a man's drink" nonsense in the Year of Our Lord 2019.
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In the year of our lord 2017, deus vult has come full circle as the completely unironic catch phrase of a burgeoning internet holy war.
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I found myself at Primavera in The Year of Our Lord 2013, when Give Up was reissued and The Postal Service were playing reunion shows.
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Hey, maybe it's not so hard to find some sort of gender balance at a major music festival in the year of our Lord 2018!
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In the year of our lord 2017, Tinder is a scrub's paradise and a scrub occupies our nation's highest office, but TLC will not back down.
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This actually happened in the Year of Our Lord 2016: an NFL team traded up to select a kicker, Florida State's Roberto Aguayo, in the second-round.
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Second of all, you're not paying enough attention to the rest of the wretched hellscape that is social media in the Year of Our Lord (Bailey) 2019.
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In December of 2019, the year of our Lord and Hustlers and Little Women, somehow not a single woman director got a nod from the Golden Globes.
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Years ago, Rosetta Stone relied on CD-ROM sets to teach you your chosen language, but in the year of our Lord 2019, you just need an internet connection.
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It's not easy to be a platform founded on the digital free speech ideals of the early to mid-2000s in this nightmarish year of our Lord Satan, 2018.
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The news was soon picked up by national outlets and spread on social media, in part because it's a perfect horror story for the year of our lord 2018.
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The year of our Lord 2019 marked the first time wireless 5G service became commercially available in the United States, but there are some major caveats to that statement.
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But here we are, in the year of our lord, 2018, watching the team that is the Hard Knocks-est of the Hard Knocks actually chalk up a win.
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On Valentine's Day, in the Year of Our Lord 2019, a 27-year-old technology salesman walked into a nondescript Outback Steakhouse with a shoddily wrapped present under his arm.
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If you're reading this and you live on planet Earth in the Year of Our Lord 2017, there's a decent chance that you feel stressed and generally awful right now.
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Now, in the year of our lord 2016, after 108 years of futility, the Chicago Cubs are World Series champions and it's time to shotgun that damn beer, old dude!
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Hurley High School in Buchanan County, Virginia, has a Confederate flag painted onto its front doors and its mascot is still the Rebel, in the year of our Lord 2018.
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Update: Way back in September, in the year of our Lord 2016, a then-unknown high school senior by the name of James Charles shared his yearbook photo to Twitter.
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Here's what ravers predicted dance music festivals will be like in the year of our Lord, 2050: Noisey: What do you think dance music festivals will be like in 2050?
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I won't regale you with all of them, but certainly one of my top 10 is when I logged on to Facebook dot com in the year of our Lord, 2009.
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Opinion Columnist The Year of Our Lord 1982, upon whose disputed summertime events a Supreme Court nomination now hinges, was part of the Reagan era but not a particularly conservative year.
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It would be … interesting to send this story backward in time to a distant era like the year of our Lord 2004, and see what people back then made of it.
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This article originally appeared on Noisey UK. It is the year of our Lord 2017 and 41 year old Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson is still out here being beefed in public.
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Whereas, Taylor Swift is a safe pop bet who isn't as palatable in the year of our lord 2017, as her return in mid-August was met with a frigid critical response.
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I'm not here to judge your lifestyle, but it just seems kind of wild that in the year of our lord 2017 you don't know a dank meme when you see it.
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So, extending the thought to alt-country or whatever we're calling it in the year of our lord 2018, don't expect Wilder Maker to make it huge on the Wilco revival circuit anytime soon.
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"Oh, so now crushes are oppressive?" is an actual thing an adult human man said to me in the Year of Our Lord 2017, as though campaigning for some kind of Most Spectacular Misinterpretation Award.
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On this eighth day of the 2017th year of our Lord, God's favorite son Lionel Messi bestowed upon the earth a gift that will be belted about by angel choirs from on high for all eternity.
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I don't know where I was going with that idea), because I couldn't believe any high school in the year of our lord 2018 (that's 5778 for my fellow tribe members) would actually have a kissing booth.
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Brooks hasn't acknowledged the backlash he got from honoring a 10-time Pro Bowler in This Year of Our Lord 2020, but he has again pledged his support to Barry (that's B-A-R-R-Y) Sanders.
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Illustration: GizmodoLast week was Garbage Week here at Gizmodo, meaning we brought our readers stories specifically focused on waste (and not the figurative kind—though in the year of our Lord 2019, such a series would certainly track).
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In the year of our Lord 2019, I was brainstorming ideas for Halloween and it hit me: Now is the time to watch all of the scary movies people have referenced through the years — for the sake of content.
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IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this second day of October, in the year of our Lord two thousand seventeen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-second.
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I am now being subjected to headlines like "Elon Musk 'deletes' Twitter account after bizarre video game fan art scandal" because apparently journalists in the Year of Our Lord Two Thousand and Nineteen can't wrap their brains around shitposting.
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IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this fifteenth day of February, in the year of our Lord two thousand nineteen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-third.
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IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirteenth day of March, in the year of our Lord two thousand twenty, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-fourth.
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IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this ninth day of November, in the year of our Lord two thousand eighteen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-third.
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We passed the Equal Pay Act in 19803, but fast forward to the year of our Lord 2019, and women are paid 80 cents on the dollar, black women 61 cents, Native American women 58 cents, Latinas 53 cents.
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Image via YouTube Beyonce is unstoppable in the year of our lord 2016: she is part of the highest-paid celebrity couple, she released her most self-aware and searing album to date, and is a political and social justice force.
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IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirty-first day of January, in the year of our Lord two thousand eighteen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-second.
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Via our VICE media cohorts over at i-D magazine, Frank sat down for a photo session and contributed a brief essay that reflects on the year of our lord 2017, commonly agreed upon to be the dumbest time in history.
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Here are the sexiest, most iconic pictures of that fine piece of ass we call POTUS from the year of our lord 2017: Look at that confident signature of a president who definitely has full control of his mental faculties.
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IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this twenty-seventh day of August, in the year of our Lord two thousand eighteen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and forty-third.
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Billy Gunn was truly ahead of his time, and it's a shame that in the year of our lord 2016, a year of eating ass and taking names, we neglected a work of art akin only to the rear of Kim Kardashian herself.
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Between the indie amnesty hashtag that dominated Twitter for most of yesterday, and a Noisey article in which Johnny Borrell reflects on the genre's lowlights published the day before, indie has been trending for 48 hours straight in The Year of Our Lord 2016.
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In the year of our lord, 2018, the chorus of perpetually indignant voices is largely predictable: Fox News, Canadian media start-up The Rebel, Pizzagate dunce and former Bumble user Jack Posobiec, alleged cult leader Stefan Molyneux (parroting Fox), and Infowars editor-at-large Paul Joseph Watson.
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Today is the second day of the third month of the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen, and Nintendo just rolled out the day one update for the Switch, which confirmed that the console will return to using Friend Codes to connect friends online.
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Today, April 22 in the Year Of Our Lord 21, United States Men's National Team soccer coach Bruce Arena told members of the press in a conference call that we will "start talking about" United States Men's Soccer Team contending for a World Cup victory in 2026.
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If everything goes according to plan, the apotheosis of Alexander Hamilton—the man, the myth, the musical juggernaut—will take place on the twelfth day of June in this the year of our Lord two thousand and sixteen at the Beacon Theatre in New York City.
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Not that it can't be done—9th Wonder and early aughts Kanye West are fantastic practitioners of the form—it's just a marvel to hear Madlib, the reclusive California producer, do so in the year of our lord Beyoncé, alongside the military-precise rhymes of Freddie Gibbs.
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It was striking, then, after the Revolutionary War, when the men who gathered for the Constitutional Convention banned religious tests for office holders, in Article VI. There would be no government church, no state religion, and, except for being signed in the Year of our Lord 1787, no mention of God in America's founding text.
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What an absurd era the turn of the millennium really was: Related: Here, in the year of our lord 13k17, there is an "explainer for parents" text message primer doing the rounds on Facebook, originally from The Kim Komando Show, but now doing heavy numbers on the PSNI Newry & Mourne page in Northern Ireland.
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As the Year of Our Lord 2018 draws to a close and we begin to reflect on all that we've gained and lost during this latest orbit around the sun, perhaps no one metric is a better indicator of what we actually cared about than the list of the things we googled frantically along the way.
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And while the conversation took many twists and turns, from whether or not she and Kanye fart in front of each other to what to expect from the iconic Kardashian-family Christmas card this year of our lord 2017, Kim's real reason for appearing on the show was ostensibly to discuss the latest from KKW Beauty.
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In the year of our Lord two zero one six, with America seemingly teetering on the edge of oblivion, an inferiority complex-riddled sausage running for the highest office in the land, one month away from a hugely important general election, we have Revolution Radio and a conversation about pop-punk's legacy to go along with it.
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In an otherwise cataclysmic year marked by devastating natural disasters, the start of George W. Bush's second term as President of the United States, and Son of the Mask, the worst sequel to a great movie ever made, the Tide to Go Stain Remover Pen was far and away the best thing to come out of the year of our lord 2005.
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"As if" is not a Clueless line I expected to hear sexualized in the year of our lord 2019 by none other than ageless snack Paul Rudd himself, but the moment those words in that inflection escaped Rudd's lips it became clear that this was always where we were heading (and he has, perhaps, been asked to say this before).
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But instead, as Francis has pushed into more divisive territory, what I had thought of as the Catholic center-left has not only welcomed that push but written and spoken in ways that suggest they want to push further still—toward understandings of the sacraments, ecclesiology, and moral theology that seem less center-left than simply "left," the purest vintage of the year of our Lord 1968 or 1975.
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Best known for providing the soundtrack to the GOAT teen drama The OC—which, in this Year of Our Lord 2017, is celebrating the tenth anniversary of its final episode—and least known for having Wes Anderson's favorite sad boy Jason Schwartzman as their drummer for NINE YEARS, Phantom Planet are lowkey one of the most successful bands to come out of that era of wholesome American indie when everyone wore ill-fitting jeans, Converse All Stars, and two polo shirts.
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READ: Curious office beast, this, because I don't truly understand who is still making decisions over the phone in this, The Year of Our Lord 2K19, but every office in the country has minimum one and up to three obnoxious shithead, knobhead, dickheads who walk around shouting into their laptop on wireless headphones—always walking, always on a laptop, always on wireless headphones so they can't regulate the volume of their own voices—and yet if I, say, float a desk chair into their path as they walk around shouting, I'm the one that gets sent to HR. Three people in this office regularly wear loud shoes.
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