There's only so many times you can pretend a pile of turds on the living room floor is anything but a pile of turds on the living room floor.
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A screenshot of trolling comment passed around the "Clueless Turds" group.
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We have 300 million people here, there are some turds. Right?
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" His longtime business partner Charlie Munger likened it to "trading turds.
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So it's not a hide behind a handle and throw turds.
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"I get excited about my turds," she tells me on the phone.
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It's the Venice of the North, except with turds instead of gondolas.
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The argument is that because Hollywood produced so many low-rated turds this year, and more people were reading that those turds were the subject of withering criticism, the criticism is the reason people didn't go to the movies.
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Congress is filled with dumbass turds rambling on about things they don't understand.
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"I&aposm not putting rat turds all over food," she said to WPLG.
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Dog turds, lime and urine have been replaced by chromium and other chemicals.
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Let's count all the insurance-sabotaging turds they've dropped so far, shall we?
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There were four giant turds inside the 16,000 square feet of museum space.
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It wouldn't be me picking turds off our beds, or finding a contractor.
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The turds who would make this story about them or their stupid hobbyhorse hashtags will always be with us, but also we have built sewers expressly for turds, and reasonable people generally don't spend much time talking sports down there.
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Her frisky Yorkshire terrier left a series of peanut-sized turds in their wake.
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Johnson has previously called the French "turds" and compared the EU to the Nazis.
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Why this matters: As with the first two turds, this move could affect enrollment numbers.
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YottoYou Only Toot Turds Once Yves TumorHappy fun dance music for good times with your friends.
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So there were our beds, speckled with currant-size turds and tufts of bloated, discolored insulation.
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He wants to be more than a cog in a factory that knowingly sells gold-painted turds.
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Maybe you just want to post photos of your turds in the toilet because you're proud of them.
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"I'm not putting rat turds all over food," the restaurant's owner, Sherrie Gentry, complained to Local 10 News.
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Against the white pan, it was hard to ignore the fact that they looked like little chocolate turds.
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In these books he smokes pot, freezes giant turds, plays computer games, and hangs out in his underwear.
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Arthur is deathly afraid of water, and baths are the opposite of rolling in raccoon turds to him.
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But it's still tricky to find those truly terrible turds in the giant punchbowl of mediocrity that is Netflix.
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The turkeys stand accused of loitering in trees, digging up gardens and "covering" a pickup truck in their turds.
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" He also noted that he found the texture problematic to consume: "No offense to Canadians, but it's like eating moose turds.
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We'll be keeping you updated on all of the worst turds that Bezos and Co. hoped to polish this time around.
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Jerry Dye, one of the members of Clueless Turds, explained that newbies can be irritating, and that's why they get trolled.
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Activists heaped animal turds at the door of the Palazzo Grassi, which will open an exhibition of new works by Hirst.
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This has been Lauren's hot ticket out of the dating market, where she says apps allow dudes to act like turds.
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Wombats solidify and sculpt the turds using the lopsided elasticity of the intestinal walls in the final tenth of the tract.
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Propagandistic illustrations of cleaning products decorate the walls, each stall's markings are bedazzled, and custom-made embroidered turds pepper the space.
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Napalm Death's mid-20153s material is often regarded as being full of unlistenable turds, but that's a bit of an exaggeration.
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The finished turds are especially dry and fibrous, which may help them retain their signature shape when they're squeezed out, Yang suggests.
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It&aposs like -- they&aposre like -- the media, they&aposre like pigs digging for truffles, but they just keep coming up with turds.
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The plot is shot through with inexplicable inconsistencies, and the jokes and quips are so leaden that they thud like flamed-out turds.
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These magic hunters tend to be "clueless turds" who get trolled hard; they're weekend warriors who don't care about the noble art of mycology.
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"I have shit from one end of this house to the other, trying to get these orders out and processing these turds," she said.
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If you walk right up to the water, what you'll find are swirls of oil, clouds of white chemical foam, animal parts, floating turds.
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Perhaps my brain had been broken by all the festive turds I'd already pumped into it, but I found myself unironically enjoying the film.
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If the promo promises "They See Me ROLLIN'...TURDS!" you had better believe you are going to see some dung beetles getting their claws dirty.
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As a chronicle of our country's racism, To Kill a Mockingbird is quaint, ill-equipped to deflect turds flung by an evolved state of bigotry.
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They put a little motor with a fan blade on it in the septic system of RV's to chop up your turds for easy disposal.
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This week, the city announced that it has created a brand-new "Poop Patrol" to begin scouring SF for turds, the San Francisco Chronicle reports.
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It looks like that school superintendent who got caught dropping deuces on a high school track isn't the only guy terrorizing New Jersey with turds.
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These ancient shark turds were unearthed in Minto Coalfield in New Brunswick, Canada, and can be easily pegged as Orthacanthus because of their recognizable spiraled shape.
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Now, like any high-quality shirt with the extra buttons on the tail, we provide four extra turds on the back with explicit turd attachment instructions.
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"The first one that made me laugh was a tweet that said something, like, 'You can make Trump's turds look like a flower garden,'" Conway said.
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And if they're lucky, perhaps a few lowly, abject turds will show up to help them make America great again, just like Valerie Solanas always wanted.
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I agree that the iPhone 6 and 6S (and the iPhone coming later today, judging by the leaks) are visual turds next to Samsung's latest designs.
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In the 1990s Gilbert and George went through a phase of depicting themselves naked, surrounded by magnified turds and giant globules of their own semen and urine.
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Encounters with shit were so common that a 1609 book of manners advised gentlemen on how to deal with the handling and smell of each other's turds.
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Worst-case scenario, Sony botches this whole thing and we get two hours of Holland's Spider-Man and Tom Hardy's Venom chatting about turds in the wind.
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However, I'm placing dog turds at the bottom of my list because I grew up in Rome, where I stepped on excrements more times than I can count.
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Like, listen: We've all been at a festival for the feral final night when tents get lit on fire and turds start sailing through the air like missiles.
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The Turds Who Are Up For Re-election in 2018 and Would Appreciate a Phone CallMississippi: Roger WickerNebraska: Deb FischerNevada: Dean HellerTexas: Ted CruzWyoming: John BarrassoThe Turds Who Are Retiring Like CowardsArizona: Jeff FlakeTennessee: Bob CorkerUtah: Orrin HatchThe Turds Who Are Up For Re-election in 2020 and Would Really Benefit From a Sternly Worded LetterAlaska: Dan SullivanArkansas: Tom CottonColorado: Cory GardnerGeorgia: David PerdueIdaho: James E. RischIowa: Joni ErnstKansas: Pat RobertsKentucky: Mitch McConnellLouisiana: Bill CassidyMississippi: Cindy Hyde-SmithMontana: Steve DainesNebraska: Ben SasseNorth Carolina: Thom TillisOklahoma: Jim InhofeSouth Carolina: Lindsey GrahamSouth Dakota: Mike RoundsTennessee: Lamar AlexanderTexas: John CornynWest Virginia: Shelley Moore CapitoWyoming: Mike EnziThe Turds Who Are Up For Reelection in 2022 and Would Rather You Not Set a Reminder Right This SecondAlabama: Richard ShelbyArkansas: John BoozmanFlorida: Marco RubioGeorgia: Johnny IsaksonIdaho: Mike CrapoIndiana: Todd YoungIowa: Chuck GrassleyKansas: Jerry MoranKentucky: Rand PaulMissouri: Roy BluntNorth Carolina: Richard BurrNorth Dakota: John HoevenOhio: Rob PortmanOklahoma: James LankfordPennsylvania: Pat ToomeySouth Carolina: Tim ScottSouth Dakota: John ThuneUtah: Mike LeeWisconsin: Ron Johnson
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After jamming the turds down the narrow bottleneck we sealed it up and left it marinating on the front lawn for about two months after peeing in it too.
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There are 19636 million species of fungi and 22017 species of hallucinogenic mushrooms that grow between life and death in turds, in damp caves or along dead tree stumps.
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And back in May, it was looking for volunteers in the Los Angeles area to collect and analyze coyote turds for a study expected to last for two years.
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Altmann's attention to detail is impressive: from tiny, crafted rolls of toilet paper to, yes, the textured topography of his sleeping turds, every model is faithful to the real deal.
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One of my roommates at the time, Bryan, was a guy who could pretty much shit on command but he couldn't get the turds in the narrow 40 ounce bottle neck.
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The Daily Mail reported on Friday that Johnson had cast the French as "turds" while foreign minister and that the Foreign Office had begged the BBC not to air the remark.
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As Fred is eating, his turds — wet, cold, fat as hand-rolled cigars and strafed with undigested hay and grass — must be collected and the lawn around them doused with water.
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But we don't need to dwell on the political implications of this or the general number of turds that come flying out of Republican politicians' mouths any more than we already have.
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She prepares her own batch of stuffed bell peppers per the instructions of a recipe rated five stars by numerous reviewers, but hers taste like a bunch of turds roasted inside a vegetable.
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He molded the pulp into loaf-like cakes — some resembled phalluses or turds — and displayed them in stacks and piles, the way he remembered baked goods in markets when he was a child.
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And yes there they So many Bastards , Turds , Creeps , Idiots standing across from us Between them and us: long low area I would term: river Filled not with water though but Police looking nervous.
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Try this dim sum spot in Hong Kong, where oatcakes are shaped like cartoonish turds and kawaii buns with faces are made to be poked and prodded with chopsticks until they puke their filling.
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His life, a hamster wheel of grotesque food (his diet consists of chain restaurant leftovers, along with pancakes and Pepsi at the local IHOP), dog turds, sloth and grudges, somehow manages to elicit empathy.
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A fine example of these, and a prize turd among turds, is the 1987 movie Over The Top, in which Stallone arm wrestles his way to glory and reunites with his son along the way.
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The group "Clueless turds who know nothing about mushrooms!" is where the true mushroom experts of the main group go to make fun of the amateurs who post particularly uninformed questions or make bad IDs.
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Her operation includes a shit-drying station, a trade secret organic shit-sealing agent that keeps the turds from stinking, and so much shipping and handling the local post office sends people to help out.
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Food service giant Aramark, infamous for serving America's prisoners maggots, garbage, rotten chicken tacos, rat turds, and spoiled food, suffered a black eye last July when Michigan cancelled the company's three-year, $145 million contract.
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"Some turds on my last picture had the cowardly gall to suggest that I deserved creepy sexual advances from men for my clothing, so I ought to cover up, & I thought it was pretty horrifying," she wrote.
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A reasonable case can be made that jail food should be kind of gross, but what it shouldn't be is rotten, maggot-infested, pulled out of the trash, specked with rat turds, or tainted in some manner.
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If there had been a window, I would have had trouble deciding whether to open it and make my escape or to scoop up the errant turds from the toilet bowl and fling them out of it.
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According to a new report this week from Forbes and non-profit watchdog Open the Books, the city had a whopping 28,084 reports of turds in 2018, up five times from what it was back in 2011.
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Some people get up in the morning, their experience is shit wall-to-wall, and then they go to bed with the taste of turds on their breath, no matter how many times they brush their teeth.
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Mt. Whitney, a 14,500-foot tall playground for rock climbers, ultimately had to enact a "pack-out your own poop" policy because the turds were piling up faster than they could biodegrade in the mountain's dry, rocky earth.
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"We negotiated the removal of one potentially awkward moment where the former foreign secretary calls the French 'turds' so as not to distract from the rest of the program," the paper quoted a leaked Foreign Office memo as saying.
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There's already a fleet of Burning Man staff scouring the area during the daytime to scoop the leftover coils of stoned Burner dookie, but the desert is big and turds are small and it's impossible to collect it all.
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The medical science of the time was quite incapable of coming up with any kind of meaningful diagnosis or treatment, which the movie mines for a lot of absurd humor: royal physicians delicately examining the royal turds for clues.
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But even with a dedicated, six-person crew constantly hunting for turds, the problem doesn't seem to be going away—so a local tech wiz decided to join the fight against feces by launching an innovative new app: Snapcrap.
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"We negotiated the removal of one potentially awkward moment where the former foreign secretary calls the French 'turds' so as not to distract from the rest of the programme," the paper quoted a leaked Foreign Office memo as saying.
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Whether it's a Roomba, an EcoVac, or a cheap Anker like what I've got—they're nothing more than infant-sized metal-and plastic turds that push small piles of dirt around and scream when they cannot figure out what "rugs" are.
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" Despite having written 20 of these potboilers, Winthrop is unable to make a living, so "the hack brushed the rat turds off his one good suit and chugged down enough turpentine to peel the paint off a two-story house, . . .
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In the latest installment of Giz Asks, we find out that our species' disagreement vis-a-vis the appeal of sniffing street-turds gets at some crucial questions regarding evolution, cultural learning and what it really means to "like" or "dislike" a smell.
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The so called elite, who are nothing but common dog turds from your front lawn are shaking in their boots because there is a new Sheriff coming to town, and the end to their corruption of the American people (YOU) is at hand !!!!
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When the La Plata County Sheriff's Office arrived on the scene it was determined that a bear was to blame, due to the shocking damage to the vehicle interior and the fact that there was a huge pile of bear turds in the car.
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Johnson, the leading contender to replace Prime Minister Theresa May, cast the French as "turds" but the BBC did not air the remark after the Foreign Office begged for it to be cut from a documentary about the ministry's work, the Daily Mail said.
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"The so called elite, who are nothing but common dog turds from your front lawn are shaking in their boots because there is a new Sheriff coming to town, and the end to their corruption of the American people (YOU) is at hand !!!!" he said.
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Advertise on Hyperallergic with Nectar Ads Soiled were the streets of Venice last week in the name of Damien Hirst, courtesy of animal activists who literally dumped 88 pounds of turds outside the Palazzo Grassi to protest its forthcoming exhibition of the British artist's newest work.
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There are coffee table books about how to poop at work; women's websites are full of articles about how to navigate pooping in the vicinity of your boyfriend for the first time; even the good folks here at Broadly aren't immune to feeling timid about their turds.
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But thanks to Australian scientists who just cracked the code on how to grow 20,000 avocado plants in a 100-square-foot room, it doesn't look like "tree turds" are going anywhere—no matter how annoying it may be when they clog up your Instagram feed.
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Image: Bryan Menegus/GizmodoYesterday as white nationalists flooded into Charlottesville, Virginia for the Unite the Right rally, headlining speaker and key organizer Richard Spencer had the time to complain on Twitter about a local restaurant supposedly refusing service to himself and the pale turds who follow his example.
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Back in May, a high school in New Jersey got to the bottom of why human turds were showing up on its track "on a daily basis," discovering that—in a twist like something out of a weird, poop-themed Dan Brown novel—the alleged culprit was the superintendent of a neighboring school district.
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Ya know the type who stumbles 'bout the towns With off-timed jokes invariably that flop, And so becomes a target for the slop— For when your talent's barely juggling birds It makes a bloke a bull's-eye for the turds— Not metaphorical and not from fowl But actual poo found in a human bowel.
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"By the spring, Andy had transformed a storage room smelling of rat turds and turpentine into the best prison library in New England," a dulcet voiceover from Morgan Freeman tells us, as the camera pans to a bustling room filled with inmates plucking books from well-stocked shelves and crowded around hand-carved wooden reading tables.
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"The next time when you see a bunch of white boys in polo shirts screaming about taking their country back, and you want to scream, 'It's not our country, you stole it from Native Americans, and when they had a peaceful protest at Standing Rock we shot at them with rubber bullets, but we let you chinless turds march through the streets with semi-automatic weapons' ... don't yell it at the Klan," Fey added, frosting smeared across her face.
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In reaction to the news fans of the franchise expressed hopes that the new film would be able to serve as some sort of corrective: I hope Matrix 4 is called "Matrix: OH MY GOD, YOU'VE BEEN GETTING THE WHOLE 'RED PILL' THING WRONG ALL THESE YEARS, STOP IT, YOU RIGHT-WING TURDS; PLEASE WE BEG OF YOU" Meanwhile, many Wachowski fans were just happy to hear that a Wachowski project — any Wachowski project — will soon be in production again; after two successive box office failures with Cloud Atlas (2012) and Jupiter Ascending (2015), followed by a struggle to find a large audience for their cult series Sense8 on Netflix, the Wachowskis closed their Chicago production house in 2018.
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