Kobe Bryant IS NOT under attack from Smush Parker ... it's an IMPOSTOR posing as the former Laker who's VERBALLY DESTROYING Mamba on Twitter ... Smush tells TMZ Sports.
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Kobe Bryant is talking even MORE trash about his former Lakers teammate, Smush Parker -- saying crappy teammates like Smush forced him to score 81 points back in 2006.
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Smush enough stuff together and you're bound to hit someone.
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Then, they hide all their purchases in the Miami Smush Room.
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In Iran, they smush, roll, and hand it to you immediately.
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Eh, maybe not ... we asked Smush to reflect on the Mamba's career.
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Smush says he did apologize in a letter to Kobe, who never responded.
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Take the scraps and smush them together and repeat the process one more time.
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An alternative to slime, this fluffy foam is SO FUN to smush and squish.
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In retrospect, Smush says he now looks back on his 2 seasons with Kobe with pride because they shared great moments -- like the 2006 home playoff game against the Phoenix Suns, when Smush hit a 3-pointer to bring the Lakers within 2.
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When he learned it was Smush ... Kobe pulled a face and fired off some shots.
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Smush is taking her differences in stride and is using them to build a social media empire.
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The smush room is back — but it won't be getting nearly as much action this time around.
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Puglebrity and smush-faced pop culture maven Doug the Pug visited Facebook's headquarters at Menlo Park on Thursday.
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For 45 minutes, we politely smush our bodies against the canyon's walls to avoid ruining other people's shots.
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Earlier that season, Smush witnessed history on the court when Kobe torched the Toronto Raptors for 81 points.
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It's a chunk of suburban sprawl that's difficult to explain to outsiders, an unclassifiable smush of London and village.
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More than once, a defender matched up with him and then did a double-take: Wait, is that Smush Parker?
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You smush a small food sample into a capsule, wait five minutes, and it'll tell you if allergens are present.
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On the next play, Smush stole a pass and fed it to Kobe, who hit a layup to force overtime.
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I get home and immediately put on sweats and a T-shirt and smush my face into TimTam, my dog.
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"I'm sure you could, but if you smush it would just cancel out every other girl in the house," Pauly says.
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Wet the tip of your brush and smush it into the colored blobs, just the way you'd do with real watercolors.
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Along with Shannon and Sarah, Smush shares her abode with three-legged dog Bean, two other canines, three cats and one hedgehog.
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Ex-Laker Smush Parker wants to squash the beef with Kobe Bryant and team up to compete in Ice Cube's Big3 League!!
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What do you get when you smush a bunch off live heart cells, specialized biomaterials, and electrodes into a tiny, stingray-shaped package?
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Dr. Lee immediately diagnoses Anthony's neck lump as a lipoma, because she's able to smush it from side to side with her fingers.
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If you're brave enough to smush a little smidge into your smasher, you'll notice that the bark is much gnarlier than the bite.
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Bears opted for a smush, the penguins a peck and the chimps just pawed them apart and then ate the pumpkins piece by piece.
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We want to crawl into the skin of whatever it is we love, want to smush ourselves against it, want to remove all distance.
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It seemed impossible to imagine that a real architect would dare to smush together medieval, Renaissance, Gothic, Moorish, and Manueline (Portuguese neo-Gothic) architecture.
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Lamar Odom isn't gonna have to make his hoops comeback alone ... 'cause his old teammate Smush Parker wants to reunite and dominate together -- in EUROPE!!
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We also spoke with the Queens baller about his new "Smush Parker Elite" training program ... and he explains how Lamar could benefit from using it.
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Their high-quality NiCuNi coating allows them to be sculpted and shaped in all sorts of ways, then mashed together for a truly satisfying smush.
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A true enchantress, Smush instantly got along with all of her animal siblings, though she's dealing with a tiny bit of envy from Homer the Hedgehog.
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It's not surprising, then, that our initial reaction when we see a cat or kitten is to want to stroke, cuddle, and smush all over them.
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Just existing is obviously an ordeal, and yet, technology companies continue to find new and exciting ways to smush the human experience into a mortifying gray smear.
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Smush gets her name from the unusually adorable arrangement of her furry face; however, her unique look is the result of several genetic abnormalities and a cleft lip.
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YouTube user richfofo has not posted a video in seven years, but judging from their uploads, they seem to be a gay man with a smush-faced cat.
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Watching a Romero fight you almost hope that his man shoots a takedown just so you can see Romero smush their face into the mat with his sprawl.
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In recent history, there was "smush" of Jersey Shore fame, the now-ubiquitous "Netflix & chill," and let's never forget "Bang Bang Bangity Bang" from How I Met Your Mother.
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At the party, I did my best to smush that cake into obedience, creating small but unsightly mounds while muttering something about density of whipped cream compared with frosting.
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The hard shell — and trendy color — make the Away bag look calm, cool, and collected even when you have to smush the sides together to get it fully zipped.
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It has the consistency of slightly softened butter (it stays in the container if you flip it over), and you smush a dollop of it right onto your face.
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The animal lover first spotted Smush on Facebook (the perfect spot for a burgeoning social media star) through photo updates posted by friend and Helping Hands cat coordinator, Lindsey Hidenrite.
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And there are larger capsule products, like the J.One Hana Cream, that deliver a single dose of skin-care ingredients in one fun-to-smush (that's the scientific term) ball.
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But, with Kobe still mum on the possible reunion with his former Lakers teammates -- Smush says he's already thinking about some of the players who could fill the 3rd spot.
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Outward Hound Port-A-Bowl Pet Bowl, $3.30, available on ChewyThis foldable, smush-able dog bowl can be stored in something as small as your pocket until it's dinner time.
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Ex-Laker Smush Parker knows exactly what he would have said if he and Kobe Bryant ever crossed paths again -- but now that he can't, it's become a huge regret.
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Now, Smush wants to team up with Kobe and Lamar again -- to dominate the Big3 league ... which already includes ex-NBA stars like Allen Iverson, Kenyon Martin, Rashard Lewis and more.
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And she is at this bus stop and she sees the window, there's a crack in the window, and for some reason she just wants to smush it, and she does.
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Some call it a tragedy that Kobe reached his apex playing alongside Smush Parker and Kwame Brown, but the utter uselessness of those teammates was precisely what drove Kobe to his greatest heights.
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Use a pastry cutter or your fingers to smush the butter into the flour, tossing it and breaking up the butter into pea-sized pieces, and smushing them into disks between your fingers.
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We got Kenny out at LAX and asked him what the chances were that Kobe would take his old teammate Smush up on his offer, and recreate the triangle with Lamar Odom this summer.
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Every good Jersey Shore fan knows Vinny Guadagnino has been a frequent visitor in the smush room, but now the star is opening up about the total number of women he has slept with.
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Why not just have the hairstylist slap some gel into my palm as I walk down the aisle and have me smush it into my hair when the couple is standing under the canopy?
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Donuts and coffee mugs, for example, are the same topological object in that, if they were both made from clay, you could smush one form into the other and preserve the hole in the center.
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That's when Smith kept it 1000% ... saying there's a difference between the three men, and that's that Smush and LO's NBA days are extinct ... and Bryant could still get league buckets if he wanted to.
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Smush Parker tells TMZ Sports he's PUMPED Lamar Odom is down to join his team for Ice Cube's 3-on-3 league ... and while he hopes Kobe Bryant comes around, he's not about to beg.
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Many slices of Castelrosso were harmed in the writing of this article, and though I can now hardly look at myself in the mirror, I have discovered some pretty chill ways to smush on it.
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" Washburn, who is from Berkeley and now lives in Brooklyn, gestured around the restaurant (Mason jars, mounted longhorn skull), and noted, "It was this sort of setup, where you smush the meat in the bread.
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Kobe Bryant will NEVER join Lamar Odom and Smush Parker in Ice Cube's 3-on-3 league ... that's according to Kenny Smith who says if Kobe still wanted to hoop, he'd do it in the NBA.
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Yeah, it's been more than 12 YEARS since Kobe went insane on the Toronto Raptors ... but he still can't pass up an opportunity to dunk all over Smush -- a guy he hated back in the day.
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It'll be interesting to see how the gang is dealing with heavier adult drama and not just worried about who's going to end up in the smush room at the end of the night or whatever.
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TMZ Sports spoke with Smush about Lamar wanting to play pro ball overseas ... and since Parker has 10 years of experience playing international ball, he says he'd love to work with L.O. to show what it takes.
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In principle, if you get a bunch of atoms hot enough, and squeeze them together hard enough, their nuclei will smush together, release highly energetic particles, and kickstart a chain reaction that creates more and more energy.
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There's no positional tracking (this isn't possible for live-action film yet, though it's in the works) so I couldn't indulge the instinct to smush my face right up against the little square window in the door.
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Penny Hardaway, Spud Webb, Reds Holzman and Auerbach, Popeye Jones, Doc Rivers, Muggsy Bogues, Speedy Claxton, Tiny Archibald, Satch Sanders, Moochie Norris, Fat Lever, Campy Russell, Tree Rollins, Bimbo Coles, and the immortal Smush Parker are all terrific examples.
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FYI -- Smush told us last year he wanted to team up with Kobe Bryant and L.O. in Ice Cube's BIG3 league ... but since that ship has now sailed, it's clear he's still holding out hope of ballin' with Lamar once again.
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Langdon, once a first-round N.B.A. draft choice who played in the N.B.A. and in Russia, identified one candidate with a unique background: Smush Parker, a former guard with the Lakers who has spent recent years circling the globe on a basketball odyssey.
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Between the marching bands of the '290s and the mega pop stars of the twenty teens, the early 21998s made the Super Bowl a place to showcase not only one star, but literally as many as the producers could smush into one performance.
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On Monday's two-hour premiere, the castmates didn't have a duck phone, smush room or GTL routine, but Aimee, Candace, Codi, Gus, Jeremiah, Kirk, Kortni and Nilsa proved they can get just as crazy as their Jersey Shore predecessors — with a sprinkling of Southern charm.
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Strong Pale Ale and Amber Ale names the AI has conjured are even stranger, with highlights being Slambertangeriss, Brother Panty Tripel, The Vunker the Finger, Thrennt Rem Wine Barrel Aged Monkay Tripel, Gate Rooster, Rickin Organic Red Deaath, and River Smush Hoppy Amber Ale.
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In January 43, Kobe Bryant dragged a Lakers team that had Smush Parker and Chris Mihm as their third and fourth options to a 9-4 record while averaging 43.4 points with a 61.1 True Shooting percentage (included in that run was his 81-point game).
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For some, the warm happy genital feeling you get when you smush your mouth on another person's mouth is worth the fact that you're probably going to have to avoid the office kitchen for a few days, or six months, or a year, depending on how awkward you get.
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If you weren't watching musicians smush tongues onstage despite having girlfriends, or switching up photos of guys in skinny jeans pressed against each other in the 'Interests' section of your social media profile, or a girl with a side-fringe touching boobs at a house party, were you even emo?
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Mars loved the color payoff and shimmer, while Ess said what we were all thinking: "To be blatantly honest...they're rich AF."We did notice that these shadows have a tendency to crack in the pot after a few uses, but here's their brilliance: Because of the texture, you can actually just smush them back together.
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An Adult Enters The Sex Bunker And G&G Den By Their Own Free Will During previous episode "Bizarrodale," Cheryl Blossom (Madelaine Petsch) informs dearly departed Moose Mason (Cody Kearsley) that every teen in Riverdale treats the Sex Bunker And D&D Den (Now With Murder Wing) in the woods as their own communal Smush Room.
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I knew enough to throw out the vernacular in conversations with my friends from time to time, referring to the couch in my parent's basement as the "smush room" and fist-pumping when the moment called for it, but I didn't have a favorite cast member, and if I did, it certainly wouldn't have been Vinny Guadagnino.
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Maybe I'm stubborn, maybe I've never in my life heard of MOON JELLY; but I confess that I sent a few brain cells back to my long-term memory to see if there could possibly be any other chipmunks than Theodore, Simon and ALVIN, because I was trying to smush JUKE in for a "Karaoke need" and keep "ABOUT FACE".
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He'd never cop to being a shitty teammate but that's been a matter of fact at various points in his career, from savaging Mitch Kupchak and Andrew Bynum to an audience of random pedestrians to denying Smush Parkers' right to converse with him to Chucky Atkins calling him out for being the absolute worst, the sort of insubordination that even lightning rods like Barry Bonds, Alex Rodriguez and Yasiel Puig haven't encountered.
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Cleveland is the second-largest city in Ohio, it's the same state where the Wright Brothers got their start building some of the very first gliders, and it's where Apollo 11 crewmember Neil Armstrong — the first man to set foot on the moon on July 20, 1969 — was born in the tiny town of Wapakoneta (a place which can probably be blamed for his "one small step furrah man" mix-up on the moon: Midwesterners like Armstrong sometimes smush their words together, making the word "a" almost disappear in their mouth.) Ohio as a whole fares surprisingly well at producing astronauts.
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Round three was called the "Smush Chain." Clues were given one at a time to a smush that would grow progressively longer. To score, the contestant must buzz in and recite the entire chain, starting at the first clue. A total of seven clues were asked, the first of which served as the base of the smush, and was not a smush in itself.
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Later in that round, the remaining clues were visual clues. Round two had three-part clues with three answers smushed together, called "Smush Tris", with each correct answer worth two points. The final smush in the second round was called the "Smush Quad", a four-part clue worth three points. The contestant with the lowest score at the end of each of the first two rounds was eliminated from the game.
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Smush was hosted by Ken Ober and co-hosted by Lisa Dergan."Smush" (2001) The show, set in a basement party atmosphere, featured four contestants trying to "smush" the answers to clues together to create a new phrase. For example, the clue "A New England state + 'Flying Circus' man" would result in an answer of "Vermonty Python," formed by combining "Vermont" and "Monty Python". Smushes did not have to use the exact spelling of both words.
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Smush is an American game show which aired on the USA Network on December 3, 2001 to June 21, 2002.
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This recalls elements of both foot fetishism and BDSM culture. Jeff Vilencia is one known director of crush films, such as Smush!IMDB. Smush. (accessed 2006-05-04) Vilencia, along with many other fetishists, has loved to see invertebrates crushed since a young age; he claims that when he was 2–3 years old, he repeatedly attempted to get people to step on him.Lex Appeal Animal Cruelty, Crush Videos and the First Amendment.
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In the bonus round, hostess Lisa wrote a word or phrase on a mirror in lipstick which served as the root word for the next five smushes. Five clues were read one at a time, the answers to which smush to either the left or right side of the root word. The winning contestant had 45 seconds to answer those clues. For each correct smush given, the winning contestant was awarded $1,000.
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Laron Profit played in 2002–03 as well as in 2003–04 before returning to the NBA. Lamond Murray played in 2007–08. Smush Parker played in 2008–09 and 2009–10. David Harrison has played in 2009–10 and 2010–11 before going to Tianjin.
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If the contestant made a mistake the clue and smush was thrown out. The winning contestant could pass on a clue and return to it if time remained. If the contestant answered all five clues correctly in 45 seconds or less, the contestant won a total of $8,000.
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The most notable departure was last year's starting point guard Smush Parker to the Miami Heat. Aaron McKie left the Lakers and became a voluntary coach for the 76ers. After spending one year with the Lakers, Shammond Williams left via free agency to play for Pamesa Valencia of the ACB.
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Numerous national commercials have been shot at The Cage. Former NBA players Anthony Mason and Smush Parker are some of the nationally recognized players to learn their tough style of play from The Cage. The court is depicted in NBA Street V3 and is a playable court in the game.
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It was announced on March 10 that the Heat waived guard Smush Parker, opening the opportunity to add a player signed to a 10-day contract. On March 12, 2008, they signed Bobby Jones to a 10-day contract, looking for help at the shooting guard and small forward positions.
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Rapid- fire clues are presented in which the answers smush together. The first contestant to buzz in with the correct answer scored points, but an incorrect answer gave the opposing contestants a chance to take a guess. Round one featured two-part clues which created two answers to be smushed together. Each correct answer was worth one point.
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For most of the 2006–07 NBA season, Farmar played backup to Smush Parker. On March 31, 2007, Farmar was assigned to the Lakers' D-League team, the Los Angeles D-Fenders. On April 1, Farmar scored 18 points in a 109–101 home loss against the Anaheim Arsenal. Later on that afternoon, he was re-called by the Lakers to play against the visiting Sacramento Kings. Farmar added 4 points and 4 rebounds in 7:38 minutes playing time, helping the Lakers take a home victory, thereby making history by becoming the first player ever to participate in both a D-League and an NBA game on the same day. On April 15, against the Seattle SuperSonics, Farmar got his first professional career start, replacing Smush Parker in the starting lineup.
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The torture and Lara's death reduced him to near animal-like behaviour ("Mongrol smush!"), and he was regarded as a threat by both sides. He was recruited when Hammerstein earned his respect by beating him in hand-to-hand combat. Mongrol's belief that he would go to heaven and meet his beloved Lara once more became the driving force of the metal ape.
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She joined Fox Sports Net in 2002. She has interviewed subjects such as Tiger Woods, John Elway, and Chuck Liddell, and has reported from such events as the Super Bowl, the Kentucky Derby, and the U.S. Open golf tournament. She served as the co-host with Ken Ober on the USA Network game show Smush. In 2003, she hosted the reality wedding competition Race to the Altar, which featured wedding and lifestyle guru Colin Cowie.
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On August 30, 2017, it was announced that the Patroons would return to the Washington Avenue Armory in January 2018 under the ownership of former players. The new team became one of the inaugural members of North American Premier Basketball (NAPB). The Patroons' roster included former NBA players Maurice Taylor, Smush Parker and Jamario Moon. On May 3, 2019, the Patroons defeated the Yakima SunKings in the third game of a best-of-three series to win the TBL championship.
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In 2013–14 season, SBL Khasiin Khuleguud again advanced to the Finals against Alliance Tech Hawks. But this time, Sanchir wasn't going to accept the second place. Khuleguud swept the Hawks in four games and Sanchir won his first championship in the top league. Not surprisingly, Sanchir led everyone in scoring and was named the Finals Most Valuable Player. In 2014–15 season, Sanchir signed a two-year deal to play for the Mon-Altius Madimos Falcons and alongside American import Smush Parker, former Lakers point guard.
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During his freshman year, Villanueva attended Newtown High School in Queens, New York, where he was a teammate of future NBA player Smush Parker. He spent his next three years at Blair Academy in Blairstown, New Jersey, where he played with another future NBA player, Luol Deng. Villanueva received All-American honors as a senior and was named New Jersey Co-Player of the Year. He entered the 2003 NBA draft, but withdrew his eligibility so he could play college basketball for the University of Connecticut.
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The Heat lost Jason Kapono to the Toronto Raptors and James Posey to the Boston Celtics. The Heat got a much-needed point guard when they picked up Smush Parker from free agency and signed him to a three-year deal. They also signed veteran guard Penny Hardaway, reuniting the Shaq-Penny duo from the Orlando Magic teams of the mid-90s. Hardaway was later waived in December. Also in the 2007 off-season, the Miami Heat made a five-player trade with the Minnesota Timberwolves, bringing back Ricky Davis and Mark Blount.
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That show also helped launch the careers of Adam Sandler, Denis Leary, Kari Wuhrer, and Colin Quinn. Ober was known among 1990s and 2000s audiences for his hosting jobs on Make Me Laugh,Game Shows: Ken Ober Smush, and the ESPN game show Perfect Match. Ober was the frequent color analyst alongside veteran play by play announcer Steve Albert for the "MTV Rock N' Jock" celebrity sports specials during the 1990s. In 1995, Ober hosted a Los Angeles talk radio show with former Brady Bunch star Susan Olsen.
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In the Futurama episode "Love and Rocket", after Bender breaks up with the Planet Express ship, whom he only dated during this episode, the ship, which took the break-up pretty hard, threatens to fly into a giant quasar. Thus "the power of 10 billion black holes will smush me and Bender together into a beautiful eternal quantum singularity." Bender gets the crew out of the situation by professing his love for the ship, albeit sarcastically, which distracts it long enough for Fry and Leela to disable the ship's logical processes and restore life support systems.
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A previous attempt had been made by Telepictures Productions and Warner Bros. Television in 1996, produced by Ron Greenberg in Chicago; this version, intended as a weekday syndicated show, was not picked up (after initial tests and run-throughs necessitated a retooling of the show; Telepictures subsequently chose to drop the project). After the You Don't Know Jack TV show ended, another show from the makers of You Don't Know Jack called Smush aired on USA Network in late 2001. It was a game of taking two or more words and combining them into one long word.
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Joe's Apartment is a 1996 American musical-comedy film starring Jerry O'Connell and Megan Ward and the first film produced by MTV Films (then known as MTV Productions). The film was written and directed by John Payson, with computer-animated sequences supervised by Chris Wedge through Blue Sky Studios. It was the only MTV Films production not to be distributed by Paramount Pictures until the release of Eli, which was distributed by Netflix, but still had the involvement of Paramount. The main focus of the story is the fact that, unbeknownst to many humans, cockroaches can talk, but prefer not to, as humans "smush first and ask questions later".
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Having not been selected in the 2006 NBA draft, Quinn signed a partially guaranteed contract with the Miami Heat, and played for the team in the Orlando Summer League. During his first season, he played in 42 games and, in a February 5 bout against the Charlotte Bobcats, started his first ever game for the Heat, filling in for a suspended Gary Payton, and scored 14 points. He also dished 9 assists in an April 16 match against the Boston Celtics. During that first season, Quinn showed competent ballhandling skills and shooting touch, although he was left out of the Heat's playoff roster. In 2007–08, with Payton's retirement and constant injuries to Dwyane Wade and Smush Parker, Quinn garnered more playing time, especially before the February trade that brought Marcus Banks from the Phoenix Suns.
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Walsh began as a volunteer coach in 1997 for Vincent Smith, assisting the Aim High AAU Team in Queens, NY. He began his high school coaching career in 1998 at Roslyn High School and on to St. John the Baptist Diocesan High School from 1999 to 2004, where he was instrumental in coaching future talent such as Donald Brown (Bucknell University), Kenny Harris (Hofstra University), Ryan Johnson (Hofstra University), Kevin Spann (CW Post), Prentice Small (Lehigh University), and Ed Zajac (Quinnipiac College). Walsh has worked as a basketball trainer for hundreds of players including former and current NBA and WNBA players Shay Doron, Troy Murphy, and Smush Parker. He has worked with the New York City Department of Education through its CHAMPS program and written a handbook for all New York City Public Schools Junior High School basketball coaches. Walsh has trained with the Chinese Basketball Association, Dominican Republic National Team, Beijing Ducks, United States Department of State, Maccabi Tel Aviv, and Israel Junior Team.
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Along with two starts in the regular season, Farmar started all five playoff games at point guard. In those games against first round opponent the Phoenix Suns, he averaged 6.4 ppg and 1.2 spg against Steve Nash. Farmar in 2008 With the departure of Smush Parker, Aaron McKie, and Shammond Williams, the Lakers lacked a point guard. Therefore, with the 19th selection in the 2007 NBA draft the Los Angeles Lakers selected point guard Javaris Crittenton, who was later traded to the Memphis Grizzlies. As a result, during the summer and fall of 2007 Farmar became a denizen of the team training facility, working on his shot from June through September. He knew his job was in jeopardy with a new point guard in town, and knew he had to work to keep his position within the organization. His hard work paid off, and he averaged 9.1 points, 2.2 rebounds, and 2.7 assists per game, in 20.6 minutes per game, as the backup to veteran point guard Derek Fisher, who made his return to the Lakers. He played in all 82 games in the 2007–08 season, and shot 46.1% from the field, 3.9% up from the prior season, as well as 37.1% from three-point range, 4.3% up from the prior season.
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