And it wasn't just any scrunchie, it was a Fendi scrunchie.
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And get this: It's a designer scrunchie, made by Fendi.
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Yeah, that was the last nail on the scrunchie coffin.
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The cheapest item, at ten dollars, was a hair scrunchie.
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They also have their own eponymous mascara and velvet-scrunchie lines.
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Her mom tied a pink bow or scrunchie in her hair.
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Her hair is in a scrunchie, which does not suit her.
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When she dragged the scrunchie, she slashed its credibility to ribbons.
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Is there an '80s accessories trend as maligned as the scrunchie?
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Stephanie Tanner in "Full House" was barely seen without a scrunchie.
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In recent years, the scrunchie has re-taken the world by storm, worn by everyone from Hailey Bieber and the Hadid sisters to Jason Momoa, who wore a pink scrunchie on his wrist at the 2019 Oscars.
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Jason Momoa's scrunchie snapped, but Vice winning Best Make Up did not.
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You can't see the logo, but I knew it was the scrunchie.
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Momoa's scrunchie was Fendi which, of course, the internet was obsessed with.
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This would require a gallon of gel and a very dependable scrunchie.
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Carrie's point is proven: The scrunchie is only for the dumpy fashion-illiterate.
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Spears wore her blonde hair in a high ponytail accented with a scrunchie.
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Pair a classic slip with a scrunchie and cover your face in raw eggs.
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We catch up, and I buy a sweater and a scrunchie for 50% off.
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And some, like Jason Momoa with his velvet Fendi scrunchie, blended style with practicality.
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Ahead of the Oscars, Mr. Momoa donned the scrunchie in a promotional video for "Saturday Night Live," on "The Late Late Show With James Corden" and on an Australian talk show, where he took a second matching scrunchie from a red-carpet reporter.
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Ms. Yang barred Mr. Momoa from wearing the old scrunchie to the Oscars, according to Vogue, so Silvia Venturini Fendi designed a new scrunchie to go with the look, as well as an additional hair tie to pair with his after-party outfit.
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She also pulled her blonde hair into a ponytail, held together with a pink scrunchie.
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Grab your scrunchie and read on as we investigate the world according to Donna Jo.
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"If a guy is wearing a scrunchie, you know he has a girlfriend," she said.
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She crowns herself with the red scrunchie, announcing that this era of abuse is over.
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Due to the wide variety of options, choosing just one scrunchie to buy can be tough.
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I'll just be here, waiting for Jason Momoa to put that scrunchie in his hair pic.twitter.
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She's wearing a baby pink ice skating outfit with her hair up in a '90s scrunchie.
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From Kelly's scrunchie-clad ponytail to the floral-printed couch, everything about this scene screams 1990s.
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I put a new velvet scrunchie on my wrist to try to make me feel better.
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Nightclub performer Ronny Revson patented the scrunchie in 1987, modeling it on her elastic-waisted PJs.
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Her wrist is wrapped in a green scrunchie that matches her striped green and blue tee.
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For over two decades, Justice Ginsburg has been committed to keeping her ponytail together with a scrunchie.
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I root around for a scrunchie in my bag and then in my desk to no avail.
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Heather Chandler wears a red scrunchie as a symbol of her power and tyranny over the school.
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Dressing as a VSCO girl, #74, is easy, you just need a scrunchie and a HydroFlask (Sksksks).
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When Sonja comes through the window, it's to ask why Kimmy's blue scrunchie is underneath Dong's pillow.
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Jason Momoa walked the red carpet in a pale pink velvet tuxedo and a matching velvet scrunchie.
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The Netflix movie, To All the Boys I've Loved Before, had a scene-stealing cameo: a scrunchie.
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I mean the mom jeans are super hot, all the sneakers are having a moment, but the scrunchie.
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These days, girls just put their hair in a scrunchie and go outside like it doesn't even matter.
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Credit goes to Nyong'o for the effort, though: She even matched her scrunchie with her Duro Olowu dress.
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Yes, it's time to trade in your pointed hat and broomstick for ponytails, warpaint, and perhaps... a scrunchie?
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I'll let you discover who wins, and point you instead to the debuts of BONE MASS and SCRUNCHIE.
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If accepted, the boy will wear it around his wrist until he finds a new scrunchie — er, crush.
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When we think of a scrunchie, we think of a girlish, frilly doohickey commonly housed in a Caboodles.
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The difference here is that her hair is all grown out, and she's rocking a very era-appropriate scrunchie.
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Nyong'o's copper and blue dress was made even more memorable by the rust-colored scrunchie holding up her hair.
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In the years since their engagement, Bristowe has started a scrunchie business and a podcast called Off The Vine.
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They're negotiated through the gut-wrenching act of dealing with each other's baggage when it's wearing your favorite scrunchie.
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Remember when Carrie Bradshaw picked apart Jack Berger's novel because he dressed his character in a then-unfashionable scrunchie?
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This article originally appeared on Noisey UK. Let me tell you a secret: I have got a special scrunchie.
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Our uniform for chillin' and watching the Grammy Awards at home usually consists of a silk scrunchie and no makeup.
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At this point, we'll follow the younger Hadid sister anywhere she goes — even if it means straight into scrunchie territory.
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VSCO girls are widely known for their love of Hydro Flasks, scrunchie hair ties, and the VSCO photo-editing app.
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"My scrunchie collection is not as large as my collar and glove collections, but scrunchies are catching up," she said.
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Check out all the trending fall hairstyles that implement the humble scrunchie ahead, then keep clicking to cop the look.
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You may note that, in a reversal of the pay gap, the scrunchie-hoodie trade is not an equal one.
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If you have long hair, wearing a scrunchie rather than a regular hair tie can protect your locks from damage.
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And, bizarrely, Shannen Doherty, hair adorned with the red scrunchie her character Heather Duke donned in the movie, firing a gun.
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Donni's (of neck scarf and tiny tube top fame) Chiquita scrunchie is loved by celebs, influencers, and apparently all of you.
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" She added that her "scrunchie collection is not as large as my collar and glove collections, but scrunchies are catching up.
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Pull back your hair (with a scrunchie, if you can) and get ready to DIY the look with the inspo ahead.
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I'm always in sweatpants and a scrunchie and look like I'm late for my Pre-Cal study group at the Quad.
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Nicknamed after the VSCO photo-editing app, the scrunchie-wearing, crop-top-clad VSCO girl has come to dominate the internet.
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"A scrunchie is definitely easier on the hair," said Chris Adigun, the director of the Dermatology & Laser Center of Chapel Hill.
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She paired her 501 shorts with a '90s-inspired shrunken cap-sleeve tee, Scunci scrunchie and "dad" sneakers with white ankle socks.
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"My scrunchie collection is not as large as my collar and glove collections, but scrunchies are catching up," the political powerhouse revealed.
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And since this photo was taken 10 years ago, we'll give her a pass for wearing what appears to be a scrunchie.
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In March, she designed a gold gown for Beyoncé with a bodice that seemed painted on and a train like a scrunchie.
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Jason Momoa recently made a very public scrunchie appearance, walking the Oscars red carpet with a pink one wrapped around his wrist.
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For me, the purple scrunchie was a mystery to be unraveled, the kind of cultural detritus we're expected to accept with a shrug.
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The fourth season of this Canadian comedy show includes sketches built around a vegan last meal, a scrunchie and an airplane middle-seat.
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Protagonist Carrie Bradshaw tells her boyfriend, the author of a new book with a female lead, that the character's scrunchie needs to go.
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One of them is Zainab, who wears her hair up in a pink scrunchie and has just pinched one of her classmates again.
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When the scrunchie itself was on the outs, it was labeled a look purely for bumpkins, a punchline on Sex and the City.
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She also doesn't wear make-up, and constantly has her knotted, oily hair up in a messy bun (the scrunchie is Morrone's own).
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Since the term went viral, I've received PR emails from scrunchie emporium Claire's and Pura Vida incorporating VSCO girls into the subject heading.
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Why not use a morning drizzle as an opportunity to skip your go-to blowout for a vintage claw clip, scrunchie, or printed scarf?
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Like many other relics of the '80s and '90s, the scrunchie has returned to relevance in recent years at the hands of fashion designers.
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Her denim crop top, jacket, skinny jeans and matching scrunchie are all from fashion-favorite mall brand American Eagle Outfitters (yes, you read that correctly!).
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Kendall Jenner A Snake Son Kendall revealed that she had a pet snake, that also doubles as an adorable scrunchie, on Instagram Stories in March.
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But if you need a way to carry the scrunchie into 2018 and onto your ballerina bun, the term "hair clouds" might be for you.
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Clinton allies note that graphics have been made about the former New York senator's pantsuits, while stories have been written about her wearing a scrunchie.
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I like my new identity as a scrunchie girl, plus these velvet scrunchies have not creased my hair at all this week, which is AMAZING.
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Her hair was regularly pulled up into a high ponytail, sometimes all the way up, sometimes half up, but always held with a bright scrunchie.
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The colorful pieces have already sold out three times since they first made their debut online — that makes 2,500 units of the Chiquita-style scrunchie total.
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Back in November, he did interviews for Aquaman with a pink satin scrunchie on his wrist, and was even spotted wearing it walking around Australia afterwards.
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She topped off the look by pulling her new long platinum blonde hair up into a high ponytail with what appeared to be a white scrunchie.
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We also see a final shot of Dong holding Kimmy's blue scrunchie that she's mysteriously missing, though, so maybe there's hope for these two, after all.
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The fashion-forward justice acknowledges that her scrunchie assortment may be vast, but it doesn't stack up to the number of other accessories in her collection.
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"No woman who works at W Magazine and lives on Perry Street would be caught dead at a hip downtown restaurant wearing a scrunchie!" she says.
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Kate Sorensen, the mother of a 12-year-old boy in Ankeny, Iowa, said the scrunchie crush trades are "running rampant" in his sixth grade class.
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Director Michael Lehmann wasn't subtle about its significance: In the opening shot, a red scrunchie is passed through the blond ringlets of queen bee Heather Chandler.
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The scrunchie went from queen bee status symbol to fashion roadkill and then, in another tilt of the seesaw, it rose again to rule the school.
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Today, the scrunchie has ascended back to the top of the fashion hierarchy, and VSCO girls have adopted it as a critical part of their uniform.
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For Elle's Women in Hollywood event, which took place on October 24, one particularly infamous '90s staple was front and center, thanks to Lupita Nyong'o: the scrunchie.
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Clinton when she was secretary of state, traveling the world and negotiating with world leaders in a scrunchie and glasses while basking in 70 percent approval ratings.
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Also in her purse, you can usually find a hair scrunchie to tame her long locks, Airpods, as well as soy milk and a boiled egg for emergencies.
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With locks as luscious as Momoa's, having a scrunchie on the wrist seems far more apt and frankly useful for the actor than just wearing some cool cufflinks.
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Before bed, tie up your hair with a soft scrunchie à la Saved by the Bell (it's gentler than a hair elastic) and try changing your pillowcase nightly.
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Or perhaps they just never left for me, a person who is devoted to the single blue scrunchie I purchased for $1 at a doomed American Apparel store.
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This isn't really surprising: the scrunchie is already sold at stores like Urban Outfitters, Lululemon, and Free People, and has graced the heads of '80s revivalists for years.
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It's hard to pinpoint when exactly the scrunchie died, but it happened sometime between the end of the '90s and that one 2003 Sex and the City episode.
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In the photo, Baby Blake's wearing a palm tree one-piece and a hot pink scrunchie as she poses with Little Mermaid characters like Ariel, Sebastian, and Flounder.
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If you're in need of toiletries after this weekend — whether shampoo, a scrunchie, or anything else — load your Google Maps and route yourself to the closest CVS Pharmacy.
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Just look at the scrunchie: After being famously maligned by Carrie in 2003, it can now be found on the heads of everyone from Jennifer Lopez to Bella Hadid.
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While we doubt she'll go full Harding and wear a scrunchie and leotard to her next event, there are sure to be some more '90s-inspired looks to come.
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Today, a simple soft scrunchie with a faded cheetah print — basically the exact same one your mom bought for a dime in the '80s — has a $30 price tag.
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" According to Luecke, the style element — tossing on a scrunchie and a pair of dolphin shorts — can be "a great gateway for getting young women interested in social activism.
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Horse girls were the kids who wore their waist-length hair french braided into a scrunchie, and then wore three or four scrunchies on their wrist in case of emergencies.
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I hop out of bed, pull my hair half up with a scrunchie (hell yes my fave trend), brush my teeth, put on some YSL eye cream, and get dressed.
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In theory, dressing up as a '90s figure skater sounds easy enough: pull your hair into a scrunchie, pile on the blush, and don't hold back on the body glitter.
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Booth owns a gym in Nashville, and Bristowe has a podcast, Off the Vine, a scrunchie line called Dew, and is working on her music career and a wine label.
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The name "scrunchie" apparently came from Revson's dog, who was named Scunchie, and the "r" was added by the company Scünci, which later bought and sold Revson's revolutionary hair tie.
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There, every surface wore a fine dusting of chalk, the dress code was leotard and bike shorts (matching scrunchie optional), and it was a given that girls were great athletes.
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But a huge change came in 1992, when Totally Hair Barbie hit toy stores with ankle-length hair, a retro patterned dress, chunky earrings, and a scrunchie — peak '90s fashion.
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By now, it's fairly easy to assemble a VSCO girl starter pack: A thick scrunchie, a Fjällräven Kånken backpack, a bottle of Mario Badescu rose facial spray.
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The hashtag #Savethescrunchies trended briefly this fall, scrunchie collection funds started by parents of tween girls have started, and undoubtedly any store selling scrunchies is making money off these crushes.
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When it comes to the scrunchie as portrayed in Heathers and To All the Boys I've Loved Before, Chrisman-Campbell compares its significance to the ultimate power accessory — the crown.
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If she's not wearing a scrunchie in her hair, she'll almost certainly keep one (or three) on her wrist, alongside a bracelet by the Costa Rica-founded brand Pura Vida.
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The images of the star's tatted-up, bob-sporting new character, Saya Kuroki, are certainly a far cry from the scrunchie-loving, hallway-ready platform boot styles of Lara Jean Covey.
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We don't know for sure whether or not Markle used an actual mesh donut or sock to achieve her look (or if she just freestyled with a scrunchie), but we're obsessed.
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Walking alongside his date for the night — wife Lisa Bonet — Momoa paired his dusty-pink suit by the late Karl Lagerfeld with a matching light-pink scrunchie on his right wrist.
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Swain and Lizzo have worked together on previous purple moments, including Lizzo's lilac Marc Jacobs prom dress and scünci crystal scrunchie situation for her performance at the 2019 Video Music Awards.
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The VSCO girl trend, a contemporary rehashing of "valley girls," rose almost as quickly as it fell, but the phrases popularized alongside the Hydro Flask and the scrunchie still resonate online.
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Against the odds though, in 20193 the scrunchie ascended to its throne at the top of the high school feudal system thanks to a niche trend popularized on TikTok: VSCO girls.
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I only put on my pink velvet scrunchie when I want to feel like my cutest or most flamboyant self, and I certainly do not rock it for any old function.
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My memories mix and blur into an apricot-hued, Dr. Pepper-scented, scrunchie-bound bouquet of slumber parties, shopping malls, babysitting disasters, ringing phones, evil twins, gym class humiliations, and taunting crushes.
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The star shared a selfie on the set of the series set to premiere in January 2018 getting into character by wearing a long black wig pulled back with a red scrunchie.
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The skinny scrunchies are just a little bigger than traditional hair elastics, though you can choose from a selection of larger options if you want a more authentic, 90's scrunchie look.
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" JOANNA NIKAS No object has been so clear an emblem of toxic teenage femininity as the red scrunchie that Heather Chandler wraps around her curly blond hair in the 1988 film "Heathers.
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It's not like the early-2000's were a time of austerity and minimalism in fashion, and yet, the scrunchie just couldn't make it to the new millennium with the rest of us.
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" She has joked about it, saying when her book "Hard Choices" was published in 2014 that her favorite suggested title was "The Scrunchie Chronicles: 112 Countries and It's Still All About My Hair.
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Simply choose your fighter — er, wrestler — obtain a spandex leotard, funky makeup, a wild hairstyle, and other bold accessories like tool, ribbon, and maybe a scrunchie or two, and you're good to go!
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This growing subset of consumers, widely known for their love of Hydro Flasks, scrunchie hair ties, and the VSCO photo-editing app, embraces a minimalist approach to consumption that has extended to beauty routines.
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Dratini used to be my favorite Pokémon card, the one I always placed on top of my deck before I secured the stack with a scrunchie and went out to trade on the playground.
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In these narratives, as is often the case with a crown, there is only one method for acquiring the scrunchie, and that's "taking it by force in a very Shakespearean way," says Chrisman-Campbell.
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The entire class made fun of her after her teacher asked her to remove the tin foil wrapper from "an old Hershey's bar" that she was using as a scrunchie to hold back her hair.
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Before this grumpy munchkin was an actress on a hit kids television show, she was just another grimacing little girl with a scrunchie growing up in Long Beach, CA. Can you guess who she is?
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Even Shannen Doherty, a scrunchie-wearing mean girl in the original, was here, shooting a scene for the final episode of the series, in which she plays someone who should be dead but unexpectedly isn't.
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Momoa coordinated his pale pink velvet Fendi suit to his wife's ensemble, and added his own personal, quirky touch by sporting a velvet Fendi scrunchie around his right wrist, multiple stacked necklaces and patent leather boots.
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The supermodel and Keeping Up with the Kardashians star shared a video of her snake twirling around her messy high bun as it looked almost like a '90s hair scrunchie as it twisted around the hairdo.
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However, it wasn't until 1987 that the scrunchie was patented by Romy Revson, a nightclub singer and dancer who wanted a durable but gentle hairband to keep her locks from falling in her face while performing.
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Nico: I mixed it up with my checkerboard Vans and this pattered scrunchie 'cause I kind of like clashing different patterns together, and then added the little overall-bib dress just, you know, 'cause it's cute.
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"My girls," the former NBA star, 37, captioned the Instagram Story image of Union, their daughter (who throws a fierce look at the camera) and his second-youngest, who sports a stylish pink scrunchie around their wrist.
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Sure, the likes of Lady Gaga, Emma Stone, Chadwick Boseman, and Awkwafina were dazzling folks on the red carpet with their own big looks, but it was Momoa's glorious scrunchie which held the attention of folks on Twitter.
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Aside from the signature black robe and lace doilies, Justice Ginsburg, 85, has made the scrunchie a staple in her wardrobe throughout her 24-year tenure as she continues to battle against gender discrimination and for women's rights.
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Amazon knows me very well.)"Why It's A Hidden Gem: "Not only do you now have a scrunchie for every outfit, you can theoretically go a full month (plus about an extra week) without repeating a. single. one.
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She said she wanted to call her memoir of her time as secretary of state "The Scrunchie Chronicles," and noted that she was the only candidate whose hair would not turn gray in office, because she dyed it.
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During the flick, which is based on Jenny Han's young adult book series, the main character snags a scrunchie from his crush's hair and puts it on his wrist, commenting that she looks pretty with her hair down.
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Unlike the red, oversize scrunchie Heather Chandler wore in "Heathers," which was a symbol of power and authoritarianism, the bow worn by JoJo is a symbol of confidence: believing in yourself and, more important, being nice to others.
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Though"Sex and the City"'s Carrie Bradshaw once said "no woman … would be caught dead at a hip downtown restaurant wearing a scrunchie," the '90s accessory has made a major comeback, and VSCO girls are largely to thank.
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With hair half up in a scrunchie, she closes with, "I don't know if this video is bad ... I wish it was probably better," possibly anticipating the mix of praise and snark that unrolls in the comment section below.
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That 0003-hour walk turned into a 54-hour sprint with Nguyen and a team using a plastic bottle, a circuit board and hair scrunchie to assemble the prototype of a smart water bottle that tracks water intake and hydration.
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Now, almost 15 years later, here we are, looking at the first look of Balenciaga's resort 2018 collection — a model in an oversized suit and a bright pink scrunchie, staring directly at us, daring us to mock her accessory of choice.
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I shower, do my ab exercises, then put on grey trainers, a cropped short sleeve blouse from Topshop, a masculine-fit black leather jacket from Massimo Dutti, and tie my hair into a half-bun with a light pink scrunchie.
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The options range from decorative, like a headband with a built-in veil or a hairtie complete with an Anna hair extension, to more everyday styles, like a mini hairclip set and a sequin scrunchie for a touch of glitter.
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As I took the vision of them in, in all their queer, sparkling splendour, with my pink scrunchie fastened firmly on top of my head, there was really no place where I've felt more like myself in a long time.
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Estimated to be almost 3,000 years old, archaeologists believed the two rings were used as jewelry for ears or, more likely, the head, thereby proving that women have been putting things in their hair far longer than the scrunchie has been around.
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The Cosmopolitan is a scrunchie, it is the Rachel haircut, it is piercing your tongue: We rhapsodize nostalgically over its time in the spotlight but despite reports that it is on the rise, the drink has yet to make a comeback in earnest.
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Tennis pro Serena Williams is fighting for the top spot in today's Olympic games, but over the weekend, during a doubles match with her sister, Venus, the athlete brought a bit of patriotism to the court with an adorable American flag-themed scrunchie.
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Between her titular roles in Clarissa Explains It All and Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Hart taught me and a generation of my contemporaries invaluable lessons such as how to wear a scrunchie, fall asleep in class, and roll my eyes at my parents.
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According to the Wall Street Journal, W Magazine included scrunchies on its trend list for 2018, they were seen on the runways at New York Fashion Week in September and Urban Outfitters said it saw a 170% growth in scrunchie sales in 2017.
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In a video posted in August of her getting ready for the first day of sophomore year, she wears a basic T-shirt tucked into jean shorts, a choker, and messy bun tied up with a scrunchie, the sartorial underpinnings of VSCO girlhood.
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You know, the one where Carrie Bradshaw's boyfriend Jack Berger, writes a story about a hip female character "running all over Manhattan" wearing a scrunchie; Bradshaw calls the style choice "a crucial mistake," and then Berger gets mad about it because he's a big baby.
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After learning of the trend and noticing the scrunchies piling on her son's desk — along with the missing hoodie — Ms. Marks told her son that it was ridiculous to give away a hoodie because it's simply not equivalent in monetary value to a scrunchie.
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When Heather No. 1 falls off her pedestal (drinking a big glass of drain cleaner after eating Corn Nuts can do that to a young woman), Heather No. 2, previously dressed in green boxy suit jackets and short skirts, assumes the mantle, red scrunchie and all.
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Your typical VSCO girl has a very specific list of items — a Hydro Flask water bottle (possibly covered in stickers from Redbubble), a scrunchie around her wrist, a crop top from Brandy Melville or oversize tee, handmade friendship bracelets, a puka shell necklace, and Birkenstocks or Crocs (worn unironically).
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We're talking specifically about that Sex and the City episode in 2003 when Bradshaw's insecure boyfriend, Jack Berger, writes a story about a hip female character "running all over Manhattan" wearing a scrunchie; she calls the style choice "a crucial mistake," and the souls of '80s-style aficionados everywhere were crushed.
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Whatever plans you have in place, try our take with a plaid wrap skirt (which feels more elevated than the typical sweater-and-skinny-jeans duo), lace-up combat boots like this pale-gray pair, and no-fuss add-ons such as a practical crossbody bag and a silk scrunchie.
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MILF: My Interesting Lady Friends Talbotsing: When your fashion sense abandons its will to exist Crotch Fruit: Your kid(s) Outside Bones: Teeth Contraption Workers: Construction workers Pocket Butthole: A scrunchie that happens to be in your pocket Slut Burger: A sick burn delivered unto yourself only when you're lying Ohio shower: Basically just wipes Massive C Word: Class act The Three Bs: Bourbon, burgers, bus boys GABJARBOUYOU: Because I care about you
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Like the "basic" girls of the mid to early 2010s, the VSCO girl label slaps any teenager with an oversized T-shirt and a scrunchie with a dozen other signifiers that may or may not apply to her: That she's vapid and boring, that she's too concerned with how her pictures look even though they look just like everybody else's, and that in trying so hard to not look like she's trying, she becomes the biggest try-hard of all.
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I hold close the memories I have of her during that time: she was always the first up and the last to bed; sometimes she would put her hair in a fairly silly ponytail with a scrunchie; when I got married, she did a funny dance to celebrate me on Air Force One; when I tried to eat dodgy foods on foreign trips she would always look at me disapprovingly and say "eat a granola bar;" when I left the White House in 2014, she asked me out to lunch—just to hang out.
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