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Along with the blisters, other possible symptoms include pain when peeing or difficulty peeing, genital pain, and flu-like symptoms such as a fever, headache, swollen glands, aches, or chills.
" Abdul quickly responded, quipping: "OMG IM PEEING MY PANTS!!!!!
Chlamydia and gonorrhea are also known to cause painful peeing.
But usually, frequent peeing isn't a major cause for alarm.
So, what does this all have to do with peeing?
That Moment When Peeing Feels So Good You Start Crying.
For most, that means peeing every two to four hours.
"Peeing on someone without their permission is rape," Stambaugh says.
The infant was then rewarded for peeing during the sound.
"I'm peeing in a bottle because there's, like, no bathroom."
Koda will plant a tree instead of peeing on it.
You also end up peeing a lot more than usual.
It wasn't as simple as just peeing in a cup.
How good are you at peeing in a water bottle?
They even started peeing and pooping at the same time.
Worried that your dog is peeing on everything it can?
I have to pee and contemplate peeing in the bushes.
The American Chemical Society has previously endorsed peeing in the ocean.
"We want people to keep swimming but quit peeing," she said.
Take, for example, his Instagram videos of him peeing on money.
In another, "The Polluter" (2003), he is peeing in the river.
Well, if you're not peeing, you have a problem, she notes.
Once, he wanted to know whether I could hear him peeing.
Seriously, everyone should have to experience peeing in a romper. Everyone.
We were trying to humiliate a guy who's know for peeing.
But do the effects of not peeing linger beyond temporary discomfort?
In this case, the action was peeing all over Taylor's bed.
You're peeing out fluid, so put more fluid into your system.
Unsurprisingly, he missed and ended up peeing on some poor passengers.
It's like going to someone's home and peeing on the carpet.
Cause you're peeing $1 million a year down the drain. Okay.
She just has one issue: She won't stop peeing on my things.
It's a cute family photo until you realize that JLaw is peeing.
Most people who talk about jumpsuits will want to talk about peeing!
The third is a picture of you naked, peeing on the street.
"Peeing on yourself afterwards...forever," Santigold quipped, laughing at Denis' shocked reaction.
And I only pee a little, if I can talk about peeing.
If you're peeing your pants and sneaking around, you're not the skip.
He heard Carmen peeing on the other side of a thin wall.
I climbed on top of him and started peeing a little bit.
Paruresis is not the only issue that can cause people trouble peeing.
Difficulty peeing, reduction in sensitivity, pain, and no erections, so no sex.
Warehouse conditions can also be grueling, with workers reportedly peeing in bottles.
I've never even done a hygiene episode — just about peeing outside [laughs].
Passenger complaints included reports of animals peeing, pooping and biting during Delta flights.
I don't think Aibo will be peeing on my carpet any time soon.
And I know you're gonna read a section about peeing, I'm hoping, right?
But the average healthy person will just end up peeing out excess magnesium.
They then complimented each other on their work peeing and pooping in comedies.
RELATED: 7 Reasons You're All Backed Up How often should we be peeing?
You can retrain your bladder by delaying peeing until the urge becomes strong.
Unfortunately, video surface of Lochte kinda-sorta peeing all over a gas station.
And then another horse started peeing right after, and we immediately lost it.
On the peeing ... she blames deputies for not taking her to a bathroom.
An obvious place to start was to film a bunch of people peeing.
Training methods for pooping and peeing were documented and photographed in the paper.
Check. Homeless Chuck Liddell peeing on the feet of Erie County police officers?
Or is peeing free, and I'm supposed to tip on the way out?
As a child, Rhys Harper often dreamed that he was peeing standing up.
Our 15-year-old cat is peeing and sometimes pooping on our carpet.
So what's it like to be on the peeing end of these tests?
People who squirt sometimes say the sensation is similar to peeing during sex.
First, let's go into just why peeing post-sex helps you avoid a UTI.
"  "Peeing with stitches, trying to poo, breastfeeding … even just sitting down," added Otis. "OUCH!
I'll say, 'What are you doing?' and she'll send me pictures of herself peeing.
Madonna had the right idea about at least one thing: Peeing in the shower.
Women in India can go without peeing for hours, sometimes even an entire workday.
He cuts appointments short and avoids going out simply to avoid peeing in public.
No one's harmed as long as we men stop peeing on the toilet seat.
Like, we've made a movie about barfing, but not burping, and pooping and peeing.
At this point I'll do anything to stop her from peeing on my stuff.
By the time I reach the fourth floor, I'm considering peeing in a corner.
But you know what I'm talking about, that little pungent fart when you're peeing!
"I would never want to literally shoot her peeing, that's super crass," she said.
Some people also notice that they're thirstier than usual (and, therefore, peeing more often).
You'll see condoms and hypodermic needles and people peeing up and down the street.
So if you're a fan of peeing, maybe head here on the earlier side.
Watch Meloni's interview, including a TMI anecdote about peeing on camera for Oz, below.
It's a game about peeing on aliens, kicking people in the crotch, and explosions.
After a long day playing Temple Run and peeing in cups, Doggett's fed up.
The exam usually includes a blood test, peeing in a cup, and more questions.
This summer, we've found out what makes peeing in a pool very, very different.
It's a common misconception that peeing on a jellyfish sting can relieve the pain.
The bright red "uritrottoirs" are meant as an eco-friendly solution to public peeing.
Some drivers say they'd rather risk bladder infections or peeing themselves than use them.
Canadians are genuine and warm, whereas when I smile, it looks like I'm peeing.
"I assume Senate Democrats are peeing in their pants right now," the surrogate said.
You start peeing weird things and it just seems like something's gone terribly wrong.
When she outed Céline Dion for 'peeing' after seeing Grande's spot-on impression of her.
Nobody's really measured an elephant's peeing distance in a competitive situation—get on it, science!
On June 22, she was filmed peeing in a bucket used to churn ice cream.
His honor: peeing on the Warner Music building back when he was a college student.
No more peeing on sticks, or logging body temperature that's been taken at specific hours.
Women are particularly worried about walking in and seeing a dude peeing at the urinal.
But it's not as simple as peeing on random household items and seeing what happens.
Obviously there's the famous story of you peeing on David Bowie while making the film.
"Maybe a kid is peeing on himself as a way of attracting attention," he said.
A Tesla Model 3 recorded a man peeing on another Model 3 across the street.
A Canadian guy was also arrested for indecent exposure after peeing on the base's fence.
This means that peeing in pools isn't just gross; it can also make you sick.
I got through my 18 minutes without peeing my pants and went back to my canapés.
Peeing sounds like tinkling water, ergo a leaky faucet reminds us that we need to go.
Celebrating your puppy for peeing or pooping in the right location is only half the battle.
"Bottom Feeders" presents a stark-naked Father Christmas drinking, smoking and peeing on a pot-plant.
" Pumpkin asked the show's hair and makeup artist, Meredith, who told her: "Kind of like peeing.
I found her hiding behind the sofa, peeing herself because all her organs were shutting down.
Normally, this hormone helps your kidneys reabsorb water in your body so you're not peeing constantly.
You may have heard about the importance of peeing after sex to avoid urinary tract infections.
LOL. I totally still catch myself peeing myself from time to time…is that fucked up?
" Peeing on a stick: "I went to the bathroom for my pre-menstrual pregnancy test ritual.
Prostatitis, for example, can cause inflammation that blocks the flow of urine leading to difficulty peeing.
Peeing, which he needed to do frequently, became confounding, despite instruction from an exhaustion-addled granddaughter.
Her two-month-old puppy—Wiki, short for WikiLeaks—padded around, occasionally peeing on a towel.
"They are in our ventilation system through our air vents, peeing and pooping everywhere," she said.
In March, North Carolina state legislators banned transgender people from peeing in the bathroom of their choosing.
Peeing, pooping, kissing, pregnancy, and the terrifying notion of going to the doctor and getting a shot.
We all basically ended up peeing in the middle of a bunch of people the whole day.
So from that point on, I s— you not, I knew exactly when my kids were peeing.
The best part is that so far I haven't had to deal with anyone peeing on anything.
Why would anyone bother peeing on the advert when you can find out the discounted price online?
And remember to stay hydrated (even though it might seem like it's contributing to the peeing problem).
But talking about peeing in a cup can be pretty boring, so some campaigns are getting creative.
About halfway through the season, I was peeing behind a bush when I realized I wasn't alone.
Until 22010, the device was specifically marketed for the purposes of peeing clean on a drug test.
Peeing and periods are one thing, but germ-riddled shit is in a league of its own.
The usual genital red flags: A burning sensation when peeing, or a yellow or milky white discharge.
They come in and out of Socialista screaming 'fucking faggot' at people and peeing on our door.
Although they rarely speak openly about it openly, millions worldwide have trouble peeing in public every day.
I mean, I was literally walking around the hotel room naked and peeing with the door open.
She goes from shocked to elated to nearly peeing herself (for real, watch the clip) to bawling.
He said the first sign that something was wrong was when she stopped peeing for 24 hours.
No matter when you're peeing, or why, there are some things experts recommend you do to mitigate the issue: Tracking what you eat and drink, and how often you pee, can help you see if there's a clear pattern—or maybe realize that you're actually peeing a normal amount.
Another one is peeing on the right rear tire of the bus transporting space travelers to the launchpad.
Mundane tasks like shaving, peeing, pooping, eating, and cleaning themselves became linked to the viability of the system.
"I'm actually peeing in that photo, and she has no idea, no clue," she told host James Corden.
As for the other thing—whether peeing on your feet can cure athlete's foot—the answer is no.
Their contents painted Spiegel as a reckless frat boy with a penchant for joking about peeing on women.
The ovulation testing kits: peeing in a plastic cup, dipping the strips of paper, straining to read results.
It's a testament to MacLachlan's skills that when he's on screen, I am 100% peeing in my pants.
That'll help you pick up on patterns that might otherwise go unnoticed: Are you peeing between 10 a.m.
Some potential problems avoided by peeing after sex according to these memes are: DUIs, TGI Fridays, and YMCAs.
I go downstairs to see my new roommate standing bare ass in the kitchen, peeing in the sink.
This March, I grew tormented by the fact that I was peeing up to five times a night.
" ... He is so old, the only time he doesn't have to pee is when he's peeing," Luntz quipped.
We would remind everyone that there are better ways to handle your jealousy than peeing yourself on camera.
The whole experience feels wonderfully childish, like eating chocolate spread with your fingers or peeing in the bath.
This testing was in the winter, too, when fewer visitors were peeing, sweating, and shedding skin in the water.
He's basically using the same tactic you'd use on your dog to keep him from peeing on the rug.
We took turns peeing on Moishe's face while he lay face up in the tub, lapping at our urine.
When Seinfeld puts his emotions into words with a peeing analogy, Shandling has to take a moment to laugh.
He's not going to hear about dogs peeing on a tiny statue of him and just say, 'That's it.
Surely peeing in a toilet offers more safety and comfort than a tree, off the side of the road.
Peeing after sex ensures that any potential bacteria that has entered the urinary tract during sex is flushed out.
Peeing right after sex helps to flush any bacteria away from the urethra, and can ultimately prevent a UTI.
An Uber driver was caught on video peeing into a bottle while driving a passenger around on Monday night.
"I got caught peeing on the carpet in a club in Great Yarmouth while smoking a cigarette," she says.
But if you go to the bathroom once, will you "break the seal" and end up peeing in perpetuity?
According to the host, he's eating, sleeping, and peeing on his mother, all things characteristic of a healthy baby.
Free-flowing font designer Aravindan Thirunavukarasu developed The Art of Peeing in 2014, which has a similar urinary foundation.
Some might be fine peeing so long as they have a urinal of buffer space or their own stall.
We'll add that this shouldn't be hard to abide by since everyone should already be peeing after intercourse anyway.
Sadly, there aren't chemicals to turn the water a darker color to signal someone is peeing in the pool.
We're told one or more of the guys was peeing outside the bathroom, and also kicked in the bathroom door.
Is there any witty response to someone literally peeing in a jar to fulfill your own pissed off (sorry) insult?
Peeing in trash cans, constant surveillance, and asthma attacks on the job: Amazon workers tell us their warehouse horror stories.
Using cognitive behavioral therapy, a person could counter-condition themselves to replace an unwanted response (peeing) with an acceptable one.
Luckily, with antibiotics and a lot of hydration, your peeing schedule and sex life will eventually get back on track.
Lochte, you might recall, was suspended for drunkenly peeing on/destroying a gas station in Rio during last summer's Olympics.
Are there any immediate remedies that might work in such a case, like vinegar, or peeing on a jellyfish sting?
But for those with "urinary frequency"—the unsatisfyingly banal medical term for peeing a lot—the number is much higher.
The naughty boys are not afraid of of fourth division employees and of course, you can't stop people from peeing.
And when you indulge in your favorite dish, one could say It was like an angel peeing on your tongue.
Even staunch "Constitutionalists" like Ted Cruz seem fine with Trump shitting (or more accurate, peeing) all over their sacred text.
Warehouse employees and delivery drivers report working in intense conditions – peeing in bottles and driving dangerously – to meet their targets.
During the week, Case had noticed that people were peeing everywhere, despite the many stencilled "Do Not Urinate Here" warnings.
A man gets to a certain point in his life, and two things seem impossible: changing his life and peeing.
He abstained from drugs, knowing, he said, that one day he'd be peeing in a cup for the police exam.
Jim: It's probably more accurate for him to say he can't go to the bathroom without peeing down his leg.
I relied on funny stories of swimming in Uday's pool or peeing in Hussein's golden toilets to escape the conversation.
The next memory I have is opening my eyes, looking at a steel toilet, and seeing Ace peeing into it.
We all three went to the bathroom and started peeing next to one another, which naturally became a pissing contest.
I flicked a little pee on the mirror above the sink, and then John started peeing on the sink itself.
According to Conetto, a white cat was peeing on the huge stone when they arrived, but still Thomas fell in love.
And unless the person peeing on you is life-threateningly dehydrated, their urine is going to be less salty than seawater.
" Then she wrote, "I so badly want out…dealing with jr peeing all over his room again for past few weeks.
When I began dating someone new in February, I realized I had lost a bit of discipline with hydrating and peeing.
But he keeps flubbing with carelessness – eating the wrong things, flirting with the wrong people, or peeing at the wrong time.
In a recent interview on The Graham Norton Show, Hiddelston described a situation that involved him peeing on a co-star.
She laid into him, telling him it was no excuse for peeing in a bottle with a passenger in the vehicle.
This post originally appeared on VICE Canada It's 2016, and peeing while trans is still generally viewed as a political activity.
But it's actually an eco-friendly urinal — or "uritrottoirs" — meant to quell public peeing, according to a statement from city officials.
At one point on Saturday I peed next to King, who was confused as to why he was peeing so much.
A few weeks before I'd arrived, a Ukrainian named Geronimo beheaded a cat after he caught it peeing on his bed.
Chloramines irritate people's lungs, which is why Michael Phelps' and Ryan Lochte's reported pool-peeing habit is more than just gross.
So why are manner-appreciating, career-oriented women volunteering to be judged by men who talk about peeing in women's butts?
But I've never been a big weed smoker, because weed always makes me paranoid and convinced that I'm peeing my pants.
Kaya, 25 The worst one I've posted was of me peeing into a pint glass at [London queer club] Vogue Fabrics.
It is comical and cringe-inducing at times, like the close-up of someone peeing onto cacti (below), but always natural.
But then he walked up to the side of the bar and started peeing right there like it was a urinal.
Peeing every time you sneeze is not O.K. And yet, incontinence after pregnancy is considered a punch line, not a problem.
Mike: I bought the paper towel one when it first came out and my puppy wouldn't stop peeing in the house.
A man in London was caught peeing on a Tesla Model 3 sedan by another Model 3 parked across the street.
I can't wait to cover my face in acid and also read and reread all the instructions and ingredients, probably while peeing.
By peeing on their legs, they're actually helping to kill the bacteria that got on them—it's a defense mechanism for them.
"He was peeing before his pants were even all the way down, so obviously he had to go," she said in April.
And, to get it out of the way — yes, peeing was moderately more annoying and took a half minute longer than usual.
In addition, the party was filled with Black screenwriters — the unsung heroes behind our favorite drama moments (and hilarious harness peeing situations).
Most men and women do not show any symptoms, only some experience a burning sensation while peeing, or green or whitish discharge.
"Peeing on this ad may change your life," reads the advert for the 995krona ($122) crib, printed in Swedish women's magazine Amelia.
If you're not peeing every few hours, or your pee is not clear to light yellow, you need to drink more water.
From the homeless campgrounds to guys peeing in the doorways of homes and shops, this isn't an inconvenience—it's out of control.
Alex Gardega installed a papier-mâché sculpture of a dog peeing on "Fearless Girl," allegedly in protest of the girl's fake feminism.
There is the timeless and arcane problem of how to keep the family dog from peeing all over the tender spring lawn.
For cats, some common behavioral issues, like inappropriate peeing, might be caused by an underlying health issue like a urinary tract infection.
You have a UTI Common UTI symptoms include a burning feeling while peeing, the frequent urge to urinate, and cloudy-looking urine.
Or maybe it's like trying to avoid thinking about peeing while you're driving in a car along the banks of a river.
Oddly enough, it wasn&apost the first time a peeing-dog celebration had been employed in the rivalry between the two teams.
Its labor practices are notoriously bad with undercover reports finding workers peeing in their vehicles just to save time and meet their quotas.
The issue: There aren't enough bathrooms in the new Edmonton arena and now their media want everyone to start peeing in the sinks.
"I change a lot of diapers, and he's definitely caught me a few times, peeing straight up in the air," adds the actor.
"I remember peeing before the show, and thinking, being very calm, and feeling like, 'I got this, this is great,&apos" Cohen said.
The account featured videos of Chism's daughters screaming in fear, bathing, pretending to be babies, spitting up food, being force-fed, and 'peeing.
She told a fan that she didn't end up peeing her pants, though she did make one crucial mistake preparing for the taping.
The man in front of her, a guy with a terrible mustache and a plaid shirt, makes some stale joke about peeing fast.
"I just feel like she has this thing against toilets," he says after finding Kortni peeing in a garbage can on the beach.
" The chorus: "Sit by your man/We're all just human beings/He's just a human peeing, in the stall right next to you.
"I change a lot of diapers, and he's definitely caught me a few times, peeing straight up in the air," the star added.
Students don't talk to each other while peeing as they fear they would be caught and not be able to give the exam.
"You need to think about it as: You are peeing $1 million down the drain as you are drinking that coffee," Orman says.
In no particular order of grievances, there's the abandoned monkey, the peeing in a bucket, yelling "Fuck Bill Clinton," the Anne Frank comments.
Three's a crowd Fearless Girl and the Charging Bull were (briefly) joined on Wall Street by a third statue -- of a peeing dog.
Since I continue to abuse them by drinking coffee every day, I regularly experience bladder leaks, which sometimes compound into full-fledged peeing.
"(Washington Post) He says "it's possible" that President Trump was in Moscow at a hotel with hookers who were "peeing on each other.
A kid who started peeing all over an elevator seriously pissed off the powers that be ... 'cause he got stuck in the elevator.
Ryan Sullivan was trying to print out a tweet about peeing on toilet seats when his HP printer told him it wouldn't happen.
His use of the word "micturated" recalls the Big Lebowski's huffy response to the Dude's complaints about men peeing on his rug. 3.
Glowacki's book recommends keeping your kids naked for a few days so that they can recognize the sensation of peeing for the first time (cozy diapers disguise that, so step one is just getting them to learn what peeing is all about), and helping them to the potty each time you see them doing the pee dance, or beginning to pee.
Like dogs peeing on various things to mark their territory, they fight by trying to be the loudest to say how pretty Rachel is.
They took a bunch of shelter dogs for walks and filmed them peeing with an iPhone, and in some cases, a high-speed camera.
To make matters even more enjoyable, Lawrence's co-star James McAvoy apparently staged a sneak BB gun attack on Lawrence while she was peeing.
A few years ago, someone edited Google Maps to place an image of Google's Android logo peeing on an Apple logo somewhere in Pakistan.
That's when, she told KDVR, he unbuckled his seatbelt, whipped out his johnson, and started peeing all over the seat in front of him.
" When he moved to another guest on the panel, Maher referred to trans people as "weirdos," saying, "Where do you stand on weirdos peeing?
And also some more surprising characters: mathematicians willing to chat airplane peeing, members of the British Royal Air Force, a bunch of transportation planners.
Not only is Monica probably seeing unwanted penises all day, every day — which is already sexual harassment — but also catching glimpses of them peeing.
Local mayor Ariel Weil reiterated designer Lebot's sentiment, telling the news service that the urinals are vital to curbing a prevailing public peeing problem.
It's a test by the local council, so hopefully the devices will curb public peeing sooner rather than later, when that petition gets underway.
At some point, you may have wondered: When does peeing often become become not just an annoyance but a sign of a medical problem?
So, rather than peeing once you're truly scared, your body signals that it's time to get rid of this stuff now rather than later.
He is standing in the bristly underbrush off the dirt road between the base camp's trailers and the set, peeing on a stunted pine.
"This is a continuum disorder," Soifer says, noting that everyone basically develops their own privacy zone and factors within which they are comfortable peeing.
"I am well aware that men are the ones peeing in the street, and that we have to fix that problem," said Ms. Blache.
Paris has struggled to prevent public or "wild peeing" for years, even implementing an "incivility brigade " to enforce fines for uncouth behavior in 2016.
Now, Paris has a new weapon against what the French call "les pipis sauvages" or "wild peeing": a sleek and eco-friendly public toilet.
The former FBI Director was briefing Trump on the Steele dossier (he left out the peeing part, but Trump found out about that later).
We're not sure which we like better, this or the 2013 version with one dog carrying a bone and another peeing on Duhamel's snow body.
Buzzing remote control cars, singing puzzles, peeing dolls, and animated T-Rexes don't just set off major headaches for parents dodging toys in the playroom.
Even if you're not peeing in a golden toilet in front of thousands of viewers, a visit to the urinal is a high-stakes game.
Colorful incidents of bad behavior, like egging his neighbor's multi-million dollar mansion, and peeing in a bucket at nightclub, were hard to shake off.
That a lot of people in the Puget Sound area are taking opioids or undergoing chemotherapy, and they're peeing those drugs out of their systems.
In theory, peeing on a stick is pretty straightforward, but in a 2008 study, 1 in 4 women misread a line on a pregnancy test.
Right as the bar is closing, I turn around and notice some dude has his pants down and is peeing right there on the floor!
Other symptoms for both chlamydia and gonorrhea include abnormal discharge and a burning feeling while peeing, and gonorrhea may also lead to spotting between periods.
I would flush my system starting at 4 AM and by 8 AM I am peeing crystal clear like I was a human water filter.
That whole not cleansing myself through peeing and showering, that never came up in conversation until something happened where I needed to know about it.
The threshold between urinating a lot and having OAB is crossed when frequent peeing, sudden urges, or inability to "hold it" cause the patient distress.
Have you ever fantasized about strolling down Broadway while drinking from a carafe of Wild Irish Rose and peeing on each and every fire hydrant?
The change in policy is applicable only in Manhattan, so don't go drinking or peeing in public in Brooklyn, Queens, Staten Island, or the Bronx.
If they wanted their baby to pee after feeding or napping, they used that whistling sound to initiate and sort of cue peeing or pooping.
"I guess the main issue is I hold my urine in for too long, instead of peeing regularly," Harvey said, drawing laughter from the media.
Hennebel's winter wonderland also features an uniquely Belgian touch with decorations such as a festively dressed Manneken Pis, the Brussels statue of a peeing boy.
Moore got down on all fours and lifted his leg to imitate a dog peeing, which triggered a 15-yard penalty on the ensuing play.
I'm partially joking, but one of my favorite photographs is still Sally Mann's portrait of her peeing on top of a mountain with her kids.
Some dogs have a hard time sitting still for an extended period of time, and many are pretty lax about peeing (or worse) in unfamiliar locations.
Instead, he says, these are fetish products for those who want to have what is known as "wet sex," or sex involving peeing on your partner.
Illumibowls — new bathroom nightlights that attach to your toilet — have just launched in the UK and they could spell the end of peeing in the dark.
No one knows why your clothes came off, but you're peeing because the ethanol blocked an antidiuretic hormone that would have helped you control that urge.
Or will my ass just be touching the floor, leaving me in an unflattering, crouched position that makes me feel like I'm peeing in the woods?
After peeing on the floor, the puppy dragged a large pile of toilet paper over to the spot, sopping up a good amount of the mess.
Symptoms include feeling the need to urinate despite having an empty bladder, pain or burning while peeing, frequent urination, low fever and cloudy or bloody urine.
Tracking your period, peeing on a stick and carrying around a thermometer have been the dominant technologies over the past 20 years to help families conceive.
The actor shared yet another political cartoon on his Twitter page on Thursday, lampooning Trump's 72nd birthday by showing a cartoon boy peeing on a grave.
" With dogs especially, she says, "they feel forgotten, and that's when they start peeing and pooping around the house or doing things you wouldn't hope for.
I decided to change into the underwear immediately, since I was going to see a play later that night and knew peeing would be an issue.
But New York artist Alex Gardega, who says he's totally not a misogynist, has installed a third sculpture of a dog peeing on the girl's leg.
"It's not like we're going around burning holy books and peeing on national monuments," he said, after ordering a skim milk latte and a tartine poulet.
We got Kyle and his smokin' hot wife, Samantha, out at Craig's ... and the conversation quickly turned to racing's dirty little secret -- peeing in the cockpit!
A study published in Environmental Science and Technology found that peeing in a pool with chlorine can create a toxic chemical which is called cyanogen chloride.
The article includes scenes of Rogers stripping off his clothes before a swim, and peeing outside after visiting the graveyard where his family members are buried.
She's told him how many times that the dog's peeing on her tomato plants—the only things worth saving out there—and can't be left unsupervised.
"I think everyone just worries about the peeing glitter out, but it breaks down in your body so quickly that isn't even an issue," explains DeAnda.
Listening back today, it reads like a Calvin-peeing windshield decal in the face of genre purism, and seems to predict today's post-genre pop music landscape.
Pro golfer Thorbjorn Olesen was arrested at Heathrow Airport in London on Monday after allegedly sexually assaulting a woman mid-flight ... and then PEEING in the aisle.
The city government first tried to discourage people from peeing in the streets with the installation of public toilets, or "pissoirs," on major boulevards in the 1830s.
Additionally, I wanted to confirm that anxiety was the motivation for her peeing problem, and find out what I could do to help her in the future.
Before he rocketed off to spend a year in space, one of Scott Kelly's final acts on Earth was peeing on the back tire of a van.
Likewise, when it comes to running water and peeing, the theory is that we've simply been conditioned to play out a specific response to a particular stimulus.
Depending on what supplements you're taking, you could either end up peeing out the excess vitamins, or in some cases they could lead to dangerous side effects.
"So, you get all the puking, vomiting and peeing on the carpet out of the way all at once, and then buy new furniture, all at once!"
We spend like, 14 hours a day crying, and sometimes I go home and I will cry in my car for no reason, because it's like peeing.
People offer up their remedy opinions.. I jokingly said if peeing on it gets me on the field where I belong, I'll put up a signup sheet.
Bill, for his part, loves drinking to the point of peeing himself — "It's a small tax for the feeling of invincibility I get from alcohol," he observes.
Now, thanks to Chymojis, fans can text images of him watching Chyna twerk, holding a peeing baby and pushing a stroller with the press of a button.
"The idea that legislating something as simple as peeing is legislating being," an activist at a Stonewall Inn gathering in New York on Sunday night told Vox.
" Then, a video surfaced in which he appeared to be peeing in a mop bucket while wearing some ill-advised studded pants, yelling "we the 'wild kidz!
We spend, like, 14 hours a day crying, and sometimes I go home and I will cry in my car for no reason because it's like peeing.
It took Cameron Jankowski about ten minutes to realize a photo of him peeing into a serving of nachos had struck a nerve with his online followers.
Releasing a video of Russian prostitutes peeing on a bed that the Obamas slept in, the group understood, would lead to nothing but another shockeroo news cycle.
So not only do I have a five-second clip of myself peeing, I have the confirmation that he would be fairly useless in an actual emergency.
ScienceTake NICOLET, Quebec — I'm sitting in an outdoor pen with four puppies chewing my fingers, biting my hat and hair, peeing all over me in their excitement.
I was plagued with burning urination, a feeling that I constantly had to pee, and the feeling when I finished peeing that I still had to go.
She told me that I should stop buying coffee — she said I'm "peeing $1 million" down the drain that I should be investing in a Roth IRA.
"There is no hard dictate that you have to pee after sex, just like there is no hard mandate regarding timing of peeing after sex," Dr. Angela says.
"I was looking for a dog trainer because we just had a baby and he was peeing on the floor, just like a jealous dog does," he says.
But basically, the ink will get metabolized through either your sweat glands, kidney, or liver, which means you're literally sweating, peeing, or pooping out your tattoo's ink particles.
Swindells says Belle remained in that position while peeing and only turned his head to address the woman ... and is willing to speak to investigators about the incident.
According to the Pioneer Press, Conrrado Cruz Perez began peeing in the woman's bottle after she told him that she didn't want to be involved with him romantically.
You can be smart about preventing future UTIs by drinking plenty of water, wiping from front to back, peeing after sex, and avoiding irritating feminine products (like wipes).
Olivia Munn found this out the hard way, after a paparazzi shot surfaced online, where it looked like her rescue dog Chance was peeing on an airport greeter.
I was peeing regularly — at least once an hour — and trying to find a bathroom each time was like trying to find a Kylie Lip Kit for purchase.
Guests staying at the palazzo would find eager art tourists wandering into their bedrooms and (given the lack of toilet facilities) catch them peeing discreetly in the garden.
In my years as a trainer I've seen countless vest-clad dogs barking, biting, peeing, jumping, and generally doing things that even a mildly-trained dog wouldn't do.
Gonorrhea, chlamydia, trichomoniasis, genital warts, and herpes infections all make the list when it comes to STDs that put the "ee" in peeing and the "oy" in coitus.
"It's embarrassing that everyone wakes up talking about how the president of Brazil posted a video of someone peeing on someone else," Ms. Gaspar said in an interview.
Ben Sasse asked the question that he said his wife was dying to know ... 'How in the world is Gorsuch able to go so many hours without peeing?
"He was peeing before his pants were even all the way down, so obviously he had to go," says the mom, who lives in Beech Island, South Carolina.
Albert Belle is off the hook for allegedly shaking his genitals at a 15-year-old girl while peeing outside of a soccer stadium ... TMZ Sports has learned.
After jamming the turds down the narrow bottleneck we sealed it up and left it marinating on the front lawn for about two months after peeing in it too.
Rebecca decides that the best way for the two of them to get back at Josh is by peeing on his tech equipment — and somehow, Valencia agrees to it.
The footage, captured by French TV channel TF1, showed Nemo interrupting the gathering as the sound of him peeing caused those present to turn around before they started giggling.
The dossier alleges that they were, in Comey's words, "peeing on each other," that the Russians had taped it and would use the tape as leverage to control Trump.
Keeping the lights off lest you wake your housemates or bedfellows — and incur their wrath — can wreak havoc; from peeing on the floor to injuring yourself on bathroom appliances.
Of course, before you jet off to Queensland to hold one of the fuzzy marsupials, you should know that koalas reportedly can spread chlamydia by peeing on you. So...
In case you were wondering what parenting a toddler is like… Samuel just walked into the bathroom while I was peeing and tried to grab my stream of urine.
Taking ibuprofen before you head out to the festivities—an urban peeing-while-partying myth that stems from its potential urine retention side effects—won't do anything to help.
You buy one cup of coffee and work on your novel for three hours at Starbucks is no different than a guy coming in and peeing and going out.
But, if you're dead-set against sitting, whether you're at a rest stop or peeing in the great outdoors, taking a full-on squat is the next best option.
"I got what are presumably male dogs and two male-themed cartoons, including one cautioning men against peeing outdoors in the polar vortex," Melissa Locker wrote in Fast Company.
More from Tonic: There's also the issue of nocturia, or excessive nighttime peeing, which is defined as getting up to use the bathroom more than once each night (#itme).
Throughout most of the livestream, we had about 2,000 people watching, most of whom were waiting to see the golden toilet and the promise of me peeing in it.
The background: Peeing on someone for sexual pleasure isn't a common fetish—experts estimate that less than 1 percent of the population has done more than just try it.
Some people enjoy the relief that comes with releasing urine, the freedom of peeing in the president's bed, or the pleasure of a body-temperature liquid on their skin.
To be fair to the news outlets that fell for the stunt, Bieber's done incredibly strange things in public, including: drag racing, peeing in a bucket, and crying (repeatedly).
This one's bold, but it ain't beautiful -- Winsor Harmon was arrested after allegedly getting loaded in his car and peeing in front of a live audience ... TMZ has learned.
Air travel is a nightmare, what with the flaming luggage and the puke and the drunk-ass passengers peeing on your seat and all, but at least it's fast.
As to how bad conditions inside really are, law enforcement sources directly connected to MDC tell us inmates have been peeing in water bottles and using those for warmth.
"Remembering that is like taking the scab off a wound, the pain comes back, " said Manuel Cuc of the torture and humiliation, such as soldiers peeing in his mouth.
In 2012, a French satirical TV show ran a skit of Nadal peeing into his own car's gas tank and then being pulled over by the police for speeding.
Taxi driver Diallo Mouctar said the "Uritrottoir" - a combination of the French words for urinal and pavement - was "too smelly" and only marginally better than peeing on the road.
But the actor and Between Two Ferns host has one anecdote about a question his son asked him when he was peeing that tops everything that's gone before it.
People find a myriad of things erotic, like peeing in gag bound gimps' mouths and wearing mascot costumes, so really how far fetched is a food fetish, after all?
Scientists at the Institute of Ecology and Evolution of the University of Bern wondered whether cichlids were peeing simply because they had to, or as a means of communicating aggression.
And when it comes to peeing post-sex, remember Dr. Angela's words: "You don't have anything to lose; only gain, which in this instance, is decreased risk of a UTI."
There were all manners of incidents: arrests for drag racing in Miami, a lost pet monkey in Germany, citations for noise violations from parties in Calabasas, bucket-peeing in NYC.
But often the process of making an appointment, peeing in a cup, and then waiting for someone to call with the results can be anxiety-inducing in and of itself.
Because the only thing that's more uncomfortable than needing to pee is ending up with a urinary tract infection from trying to hold it too long — or, peeing on yourself.
Other symptoms are an itchy, irritated vagina and vulva; a white, odorless vaginal discharge that looks like cottage cheese; and pain, soreness, or burning, especially while peeing or during sex.
Leaving meant drinking my hourly allotment, peeing out as much of it as I could, then praying that I could get to where I was going before I wet myself.
"Someday I'll really write about the pain and relief of letting Lamby go off and really be Lamby, biting and peeing in his own mouth and all," Dunham's post continued.
She has shared her parenting challenges on Instagram, from Gio peeing on her when she was changing his diaper to visiting the ER when he was diagnosed with a fever.
It seems that peeing in the pool has become commonplace, and even high-profile swimmers have admitted to doing it during rigorous training sessions, arguing that the chlorine "kills it".
Imagine becoming the manager at a McDonald's, getting there on your first day, and your employees are peeing in the fry vat and using the buns to clean the bathroom.
The house was a perpetual mess on account of our busy schedules and the two fur children pooping, peeing, scratching, and muddying everything — which also left us in bad moods.
"If you're McConnell, you're just peeing your pants over the prospect of a Moore win," said Jim Manley, who served as a top aide to former Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.
The United States Food and Drug Administration has opened a criminal investigation after a video emerged on Friday of a man peeing in Kellogg's products at a Tennessee factory in 2014.
The same Ramona Singer who yelled "I'm peeing on my territory right now" to secure her hold on that bedroom… and incited a feud between Sonja Morgan and then-houseguest Tinsley.
In April, an anonymous survey confirmed the findings of British investigative reporter James Bloodworth, who wrote that workers were skipping bathroom breaks and peeing in bottles to keep up production levels.
Because the end only has one neighbor, so your chances of peeing next to someone are still reduced, even if your choice greatly increases the likelihood that the stalls become saturated.
Here's the lazy woman's truth about urinary tract infections: They're annoying enough to make peeing a nightmare, but not annoying enough to justify scheduling a doctor's appointment just to treat it.
Not much different from a few months ago when Winsor was initially arrested for drunk in public -- except this time there didn't appear to be any alleged public peeing. Dun-dun!
"I just start peeing, and I can't hear the pee hitting the toilet, so I realized I missed my underwear, they didn't quite make it out of the way," she said.
Anyway, the first trailer for this Dolph Lundgren-starring sequel is here, and it features a kid peeing in a trash can while wearing said trash can's lid on his head.
Of the myriad things that threaten to ruin Halloween—eating too much candy, drinking too much booze, peeing yourself with fright—the two undebatable worsts both center on choice of costume.
Whether it's getting into a fight with a family member or peeing on your dress (Yes, really!), there are plenty of unexpected horrors that can befall you on your wedding day.
During the proceeding, Miller's lawyer explained that his client and the accuser had a pretty twisted sex life complete with threesomes, sex parties, choking and golden showers (peeing on each other).
During the shuttle days, peeing in space also came with a light show when the stored pee was jettisoned from the craft and the frozen crystals created rainbows in the sunlight.
The fact that a video of Spider-Man peeing on Elsa while she sits in the bathtub is insanely popular may seem bizarre — unless, that is, you have kids of your own.
"In case you were wondering what parenting a toddler is like… Samuel just walked into the bathroom while I was peeing and tried to grab my stream of urine," Sean, 34, shared.
I had realized the actual importance of drinking tons of water every day, of peeing regularly and not "holding it in," and taking explicit precautions to avoid bacteria getting into my bladder.
Antoinette's unpopular with the rest of her (male) squad; they keep trying to sabotage her by stealing parts of her witness statements or trying to haze her by peeing in her locker.
Vieira reportedly filed a police report -- and when cops spoke with the alleged whackjob, he claimed he was NOT doing the ol' 5-knuckle shuffle ... but rather innocently peeing in the bushes.
It didn't even have a bathroom at the time, but she'd stay up all night spinning tracks, making music, peeing outside, and then getting up the next day to go to school.
Showering before swimming, refraining from peeing in the pool, and not swimming for two weeks after experiencing diarrhea can help keep swimming fun and healthy for everyone from 'water babies' to seniors.
We understand the thinking behind this sign that pokes fun at people who worry about peeing in the same bathroom as a transgender person, but this might not be the best critique.
It assumes all Americans pee identically (not true), that all newborns use the toilet and that we don't waste any shower water during those sweet, sweet 21 seconds we spend shower peeing.
Frankly, if walking into a middle school's restroom means you're likely to be suddenly confronted with anyone's genitalia, the school likely has a bigger problem than just where transgender students are peeing.
Matthew Christiansen, a gay man, sued his employer Omnicom after Chief Digital Officer Joe Cianciotto allegedly called Christiansen a bottom and drew pictures of him as a "half-horse" peeing and pooping.
A casual perusal of various subreddits tells me that while the average person washes her hands after pooping, whether at home or in a public restroom, not everyone does it after peeing!
Trump responded roughly the same way in that case, offering a terse "stop it" to any violent fans like a guy trying to train his dog to quit peeing on the rug.
Hakeem (Bryshere Gray) wastes no time peeing on the proverbial tree by swapping Lucious' face with his own for the new logo of the rebranded Empire with Hakeem as the new CEO.
"I didn't have to worry about peeing on a stick and stressing out," said Krystal Noon, a 30-year old Branchville, N.J., resident, who struggled for months to conceive before using Ava.
So cranberry juice makers have long hyped the claim that their products prevent UTIs, those pesky infections that lead to pain and discomfort with peeing after harmful bacteria get into the urinary system.
So, if piece of fucking shit R. Kelly didn't go to jail for being a child molester and peeing on people and having a human trafficking ring in Atlanta, then I'll be alright.
The emoji also features a few other fun (and rather realistic) details, such as the fact that the baby is actually peeing, and fans can also spot Chyna's sparkling 7-carat engagement ring.
There's carotid sinus syncope (fainting from sinus pressure), orthostatic syncope (fainting from dehydration), church syncope (fainting from standing up for too long), heat syncope (duh), and even micturition syncope (fainting during/after peeing).
After the game, he told TribLIVE that he is determined to make his next start, noting that friends and fans have suggested a pretty peculiar remedy for the cut: peeing on his finger.
Between this and George Lopez's fake peeing on the often-screwed-with star ... the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce -- which oversees and maintains the stars -- might wanna consider a long-term solution for this.
Many of these supplements also work as diuretics and laxatives, Hermes said, to make people "feel" like they're flushing out extra toxins (when in fact they're just pooping or peeing more than necessary).
Kimmy arrives to give Lillian, who's been up all night filibustering and peeing into a bucket, a cup of tea to wake her up, but in usual Kimmy fashion, bungles the whole thing.
VICE caught up with Froud over the phone from Portland, Oregon, where he talked about life after Labyrinth, growing up in a house full of goblins and fairies, and peeing on David Bowie.
"So in the middle of everything, she's squatting down, peeing, looking at this property, realizing that 'this property would never, ever be given to me'," said Vilde Horvei, a research assistant at Ekebergparken.
Another of Porsz's favorites is this picture of a pup in Brighton that he captured peeing over a sign which read, "Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend never owned a dog."
There's still no evidence that that bit of the Steele dossier has been verified by anyone, and even the Steele dossier's account relies on secondhand sources who didn't witness the alleged peeing themselves.
Others find that MDMA causes them difficulty peeing or an overactive bladder—usually after long-term use, but some are extremely sensitive to this effect in a short amount of time as well.
When aggrieved workers talk about not peeing in bottles because they're unable to walk to the bathroom and back during their break time, these are the sorts of facilities they're usually talking about.
No more peeing in buckets for JB. It's also got a gym, game room, screening room and a pool straight out of a 5-star luxury hotel -- and of course ... the whole boat thing.
I think about it sometimes while I'm peeing: How bizarre it is that some people are afraid of me — or at least the idea of me, a caricature that they've been fed through propaganda.
I got what are presumably male dogs and two male-themed cartoons, including one cautioning men against peeing outdoors in the polar vortex–none of which were posted by friends or pages I follow.
The newest crop of billionaire boys included Evan Spiegel, who sent crude emails about trying to get "sorori-sluts" drunk enough to have sex with his frat brothers, and about peeing on a classmate.
In episode seven, Troy Fairbanks experiences the full hero's journey, from peeing in a fountain, failing at open mic night, chatting with a poodle, and all the way to succeeding at open mic night.
"He was peeing before his pants were even all the way down, so obviously he had to go," said Johns, who added that she was unable to carry her son because of her pregnancy.
If your bedroom (or couch, or kitchen table, etc.) activities did push bacteria into your urethra, then peeing will flush it out before it has a chance to reach your bladder, Dr. Reichman wrote.
While a Cincinnati Bengals fan was busy peeing on someone else in the stands, Martavis Bryant of the Pittsburgh Steelers was on the field, making the most mind-boggling catch of the NFL Playoffs.
You might see a little bit of blood on your underwear or on the toilet paper when you wipe after peeing, but it won't be enough blood that you'll need a pad or tampon.
Catherine Price There's a difference between someone in their basement peeing into a soda bottle because they can't stop playing World of Warcraft and the average person checking Instagram for two hours a day.
In 2016, a journalist went undercover as a worker in a UK warehouse and described how workers were peeing into bottles because they feared that bathroom breaks would cause them to miss their targets.
There are the crimes one would expect to see labeled as serious sex offenses — rape, child molestation, sexual assault — but there are also offenses like peeing in public, which can qualify as indecent exposure.
Aside from peeing on about 26 more sticks to make absolutely sure it's real, your future will now be filled with tons of doctor's appointments—and, possibly, rogue insurance bills for your prenatal care.
Darker explanations for this behavior, of course, suggest Trump consciously colluded with the Russians or might even be a Russian "asset" facing blackmail over a years-old tape of prostitutes peeing on a bed.
So it should come as no surprise that, last weekend, a group of dominatrixes in Los Angeles staged a protest against the president by dressing several subs as him and then peeing on them.
I just had a vision while I was peeing about my merch[...] I used to have visions of being a star all the time, but I never knew I wanted to be a rapper.
Sullivan didn't print out the tweet about peeing on toilet seats, something he wanted to post in his home bathrooms as a message to his sons, and he's decided to replace his HP printer.
Some anecdotes draw a smile, as when the dynamic duo realize they can see shows for free, or when Mr. Denton turns down seeing "a three-hour musical about people peeing" at the Fringe.
But according to new research from Oxford University, not peeing all over yourself may have less to do with the angle and proximity of the stream, and more to do with the material getting splashed.
"I don't know whether the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013," Comey said in his hotly anticipated interview with George Stephanopoulos on Sunday night.
I like to believe I've gracefully mastered the frantic speed-change pre-exercise class: Simultaneously wrestling into a sports bra, squeezing on compression leggings, peeing, and re-packing a bag is an art form, right?
For all the effort that seems to have gone into Aayush Sharma's Bollywood debut, the makers of "Loveyatri" overlooked one aspect – the leading man is called by a name that is a synonym for peeing.
I glanced over the audience right as a woman began peeing on the wall of the studio in protest of the fact that I hadn't allowed her to use the bathroom while the cameras rolled.
According to British journalist James Bloodworth, who went undercover as an Amazon worker for his book Hired: Six Months Undercover in Low-Wage Britain, warehouse workers were peeing into bottles to avoid missing their targets.
His free time is devoted largely to his family, which includes three cats, one of whom not long ago replicated the most infamous allegation in the Steele dossier by peeing on a family member's bed.
Storms, who was masturbating in a busy park, first claimed he was peeing into a bottle, but later admitted he'd been masturbating, adding that it was his third time that week in that same park.
While it was possible that Harriet has developed a highbrow taste for peeing on vines, it's also true that once I noticed the common ivy, I began to see that it was everywhere in Cambridge.
There is a kind of thrill when an art piece is calling you, but also a thrill about doing the illicit act of talking on the phone while you are peeing or taking a poop.
Witness how Ne-Yo bent over backwards telling a TMZ reporter why he thinks Jackson is different from R. Kelly: "There were no videotapes of Michael Jackson peeing on little girls or little boys," he said.
After coming after Trump on Twitter himself, Rubio dished out some spicy smacktalk at a rally in Dallas, accusing the Donald of having a makeup crisis and perhaps a pants-peeing backstage meltdown during the debate.
" Throughout the hour-long interview, Meloni opened up to Lipton about his insecurities, his biggest regret (he never played college football), flying planes with John Travolta and his proudest moment: "peeing in a bucket" on "Oz.
"Honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013," he said.
There are no jokes or clever references that can adequately set this up so here goes: The Killers played a show in Swansea, Wales over the weekend and it was somewhat sabotaged by people peeing everywhere.
This process involves, over the course of a few months, peeing first while in a comfort zone, then slowly pushing that comfort zone until one can find relief even in their worst nightmare public restroom situation.
For extra fun, Castano kept the ankle weight on my foot for the fire hydrants, as I raised one leg at a time directly out to the side, like a dog peeing on a fire hydrant.
They're not excited when you come home from work or a trip; in fact, they punish you for leaving by peeing on soft surfaces or destroying the first couch you ever bought that wasn't from Ikea.
Owen was on "The Real" (airs Oct 10th) when he talked about his most memorable LeBron encounter -- while they were peeing next to each other when Gabby and D-Wade tied the knot back in 2014.
You should also both get into the habit of peeing after sex, as it flushes any bacteria that may be near the urethral opening and so reduces the chances of getting a UTI (urinary tract infection).
Jon's meeting with Daenerys Targaryen doesn't go as planned, but thanks to the help of his old peeing-off-the-Wall buddy Tyrion Lannister, he gets what he came for: dragonglass to fight the White Walkers.
Ms. Blackstock recently co-authored a paper showing that 31 of the 31 swimming pools her team tested contained an artificial sweetener that could have gotten there only through people peeing it out in the pool.
" The differences in his life since then, Rudd said, as his tone turned arch again, have "been noticeable, but you adjust — and I adjust by staying in my house and peeing in bottles like Howard Hughes.
You may recall how the best-selling author and personal finance guru set social media aflame when she infamously said that 20-somethings like myself were "peeing $1 million down the drain" with our coffee habits.
From helping big tobacco downplay smoking cancer risks to helping big telecom demolish popular consumer protections like net neutrality, Heartland can routinely be found peeing in the public discourse pool on behalf of its corporate donors.
"I honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013," Comey said.
"Every time I walk in the house, he's running around with a T-shirt, socks and sneakers on — no diaper, no drawers, running around, just peeing everywhere," the proud dad shared days before the couple's pregnancy reveal.
And if the latest footage is any indication, it doesn't take long at all for this family to get right back at each other's throats in between peeing in the pool and chanting about T-shirt time.
"I honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current President of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013," he said.
"Honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013," Comey told ABC.
On Snapchat, they show pictures of their kids in the midst of some disastrous tantrum, throwing food all over the floor, peeing in the tub, covered in mud and paint and food, because hey, that's life, O.K.?
The teaser stallion will poke his head through the window, and if everything goes according to plan, the mare will signal that she's ready to breed by peeing, turning her butt toward him, and lifting her tail.
The left, right and everywhere else in-between lit up social media: Oh Lordy, I can't believe we are at this place where I'm listening to a former FBI director talking about prostitutes, peeing and the Presidency.
If you like the idea of camping — but not the part that involves figuring out how to build and light a fire, sleeping on the ground and peeing in the woods — then "glamping" may be for you.
If you've been trying for more than a couple of months, you've probably mastered the delicate arts of tracking your cycle, timing intercourse, and surviving the grueling two-week wait between peak ovulation and peeing on a stick.
"He's in the middle of potty training, so every time I walk in the house, he's running around with a T-shirt, socks and sneakers on — no diaper, no drawers, running around, just peeing everywhere," says Rossi, 41.
"I recorded that trippy weird vocal [for "Acceptance"] the bathroom of a bar in Berlin I stumbled upon while peeing as I waited for Luca [Curses] to take out money at the ATM," Lee told me over email.
Unbeknownst to some parents, their kids had been watching videos of Spider-Man peeing on Frozen's Elsa, or the Paw Patrol team visiting a strip club, or Mickey Mouse getting run over and bleeding out in the street.
"I honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013," Comey told ABC.
Meanwhile, in 2014, a 24-year-old British man reported being pinned down and raped by two men while peeing in the bushes at the edge of the festival grounds in an attempt to avoid long restroom lines.
Numerous stories have tracked the bodily impacts of the company's devotion to speed: In 2018, accounts began coming out of the UK that Amazon warehouse workers were peeing in bottles for fear of missing their required productivity rates.
"He's in the middle of potty training, so every time I walk in the house, he's running around with a T-shirt, socks and sneakers on — no diaper, no drawers, running around, just peeing everywhere," the proud dad shared.
Installed on the Île Saint-Louis sitting on the Seine river, the uritrottoir (the combined French words for urinal and pavement) boxes have reportedly been deployed as an odorless "eco solution to public peeing," designer Laurent Lebot told Reuters.
In the final months of Theranos, before the blood testing start-up was debunked and its founders charged with fraud, then-CEO Elizabeth Holmes brought a puppy with a penchant for peeing into the mix, according to Vanity Fair.
It sounds weird to say, since we've all been caught up in the story of Ryan Lochte's made-up robbery-as-cover-for-peeing-on-a-gas-station story, possibly the weirdest and most unnecessary story of all time.
Because if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and then you're peeing on top of it, stirring up the poop particles, create a cloud, goes out, then everyone at the party will know that you pooped.
Some psychiatric disorders, like paranoia, are more likely to make a person violent if they're off their meds, but mostly if a mentally ill person commits a crime, "it's usually something like peeing on someone's storefront," minor, nonviolent offenses.
"I honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current President of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013," Comey told ABC News.
I did read the David Foster Wallace essay about him once, which contains this remarkable anecdote: The first time I lay actual eyes on the real David Lynch on the set of his movie, he's peeing on a tree.
Cassils On February 23—the day on which Trump repealed the Obama-implemented order that allowed trans students to use the bathroom that aligns with their gender identity—LA-based artist Cassils began peeing solely into gallon-size jugs.
In a cheeky symbol of resistance to terror, she wears a patch on her uniform that shows Belgium's Manneken Pis statue peeing on the lit fuse of a bomb - an emblem taken up by many officers after the attacks.
The Scenario: Peeing in public is nobody's favorite activity, but when nature calls, your bladder doesn't care that the only bathroom is a public stall that smells like a neglected stable and looks like the aftermath of sewer explosion.
"Eating trash, staring at wall, peeing on floor," I wrote for his profile — a breath of fresh air in a brandscape choked with pooches cutely cocking their heads at the camera or sitting at tables laden with Champagne flutes.
According to NPR, four of the bright red "uritrottoirs"—complete with signs depicting a cartoon peeing with bravado—have cropped up at some of the city's most esteemed locales, like the one overlooking the Seine right by Notre Dame.
"Honestly, I never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current President of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013," Comey said to ABC News.
It's worth noting that this whole practice of peeing in a jar to maintain employment is a highly questionable leftover from the 1980s war on drugs, and hasn't shown many definitive benefits to anyone but professional piss collectors at urinalysis labs.
Then on KING OF THE ROAD, three teams of pro skateboarders face off in the first leg of the traveling competition, tackling challenges like dropping off a helicopter and onto a skateboard ramp, as well as peeing themselves in public.
Chief among those odors was the stench of urea from men peeing everywhere (there were no public bathrooms, a fact which meant women did not stay away from home long, as very few women would condescend to micturate in the street).
I wasn't sure what to expect; I'd never had a massage or a pedicure before – insane, I know – so I was worried I'd mortify myself somehow, whether by laughing during a foot scrub or peeing during a lower back squeeze.
They also all copped to buying magazines with themselves on the cover and peeing in the shower, and when it came time to admit whether they'd broken something at a guest's house without telling them, Kourtney had some explaining to do.
In advance of the its annual summer meeting, the American Chemical Society has just released a video explaining, in gory scientific detail, why peeing in the pool makes it a more unhealthy environment for everybody, you disgusting hairless flesh monster.
"I honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013," Comey recently told ABC news.
But it's probably only a matter of time before we're going to have to worry about someone threatening to send our boss a recording of us talking about peeing in their office if we don't send the scammer $5,000 in bitcoin.
Things got nasty on the set of the upcoming "Joker" movie over the weekend ... we're told extras were locked on a subway car for more than 3 hours, and it got so bad some people started peeing on the tracks.
In a flashback to her high school years, Josie wears an reeboks with athletic socks (above) when her classmates pranked her by pouring soda into her backpack, which leaked out of her bag and made her look like she was peeing.
That's just what happened on Saturday as a scrappy NFL playoff game between the home Bengals and Pittsburgh Steelers included a fan being arrested for peeing on the person seated in front of him at Paul Brown Stadium in Cincinnati.
Getting into ketosis, which can be ascertained by various methods, including peeing onto a strip of paper that detects ketones, doesn't mean that you'll feel the higher level of energy that keto proponents tout as one of the many, many benefits.
"Chance loves his leg scratched, so he does this thing where he lifts his leg, and it looks like he's peeing on you," explains Munn, who recently talked about her devotion to her two rescue dogs for PEOPLE's The Beautiful Issue.
She said the hardest part about her job was "running around and caring for my patients without peeing the entire shift, and then administration having the nerve to ask me why my white board in the patient's room isn't updated."
So, getting really into trying to solve the challenge of our little idiot peeing on our rug — that in and of itself has been so helpful for my own wellbeing and general anxiety and feeling about the world right now.
Lurking in stalls long after we've finished our official bathroom business is one of a few notable, unusual behaviors office workers have adopted to assuage the fact that we're peeing and pooping mere feet away from superiors, subordinates, and peers.
Now that he's sitting and peeing in a kid potty, I have come to realize that toddler penises (all penises?) point every which way, and if he doesn't make a point of aiming downwards, pee goes all over the bathroom.
Born in Buenos Aires, the son of a celebrated Argentine painter, Luis Felipe Noé, known as Yayo, he lived on Bleecker Street in SoHo until he was 5 and has fond memories of peeing from his balcony onto passers-by below.
There's nothing wrong with peeing while sitting down and people actually watch tennis so maybe let's consider going with what that sport does, which is not allow the 567th-ranked player in the world fight Roger Federer to fire himself up.
In their apartment, they are partners in squalor; at any moment, Frank may be chipping away at his feet with his "toe knife," while Charlie might be peeing into any number of the open urine cans scattered around the apartment.
From there, the sparks flew and they decided to create a video together, which is how this exhibition of makeup artistry, personal insight (they discuss whether peeing or checking IG is the more important first thing in the morning), and makeup brush maintenance.
It's a classic comedy set up: four of the five women aren't privy to a secret that will soon lead to shenanigans — peeing on a crowd while ziplining over a Bourbon Street, blowjob practice drills with grapefruits and bananas, and unexpected penis popups.
Johns told WRDW that the deputy approached and asked her to take Cohen to the bathroom, which posed a problem: If she rushed her son to the toilet and it was already in use, she'd risk him peeing on the gas station floor.
Watching her clips is like taking a Screen Aesthetics 2000 class with a cool professor, and then hanging out at the campus coffee shop afterward, listening in as she riffs about, say, the significance of a giant robot peeing on John Turturro.
Curious joggers stopped to get a closer look, one woman congratulated her dogs on not peeing on the robot, and an old man biked by with a look on his face like he absolutely did not have time to deal with this shit.
According to Dr. Simma-Chiang, if you have a healthy immune system, your body responds to this invasion of organisms with a fever, pain, and going to the bathroom frequently (to pee them out), and peeing is possibly accompanied by a burning sensation.
If you're doing a large amount, let's say you're peeing on someone in a place that's not a tub or a shower, you can pee into a vessel first like a bowl or I pee into a chalice because we're ritualizing pee.
She claims the biochemical hormone test the product relies on as its baseline for predicting fertility is based on similar principles to standard pregnancy tests — such as those that involve peeing on a stick to get a binary 'pregnant' or 'not pregnant' result.
"Honestly, I never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current President of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013," Comey said on ABC News back in April.
"Only about 25 percent of women affected by incontinence seek care," wrote Katherine Hobson in our guide to post-pregnancy peeing, which includes how to understand the issue, the kinds of doctors who can help and what to expect if you seek treatment.
The story, over the course of its relatively short life span, shifted from a dramatic tale of robbers dressed as cops to an account of a gas station manager getting annoyed with Lochte and his teammates for peeing on the his property.
"This book is for every mom who has ever had to clean poop off the wall, had her toilet clogged with 10 boxes of Kleenex, fished dog food out of her toddlers mouth, or witnessed her kid peeing inappropriately in public," Ferm and Tell explained.
The book contains fieldwork mishaps from the fun and harmless, like realizing the "bat" you thought you were tracking was actually a crosswalk signal, to the more dangerous, like peeing on a jaguar's marked tree and getting stalked through the jungle for three weeks.
The consent element there was indeterminate; I had willingly gone along with the hookup, at least for a little while, though I remain uncertain about how much I really could have consented while drunk-peeing in a bathroom the size of a broom closet.
Around one in five people admit to peeing in the pool, which means four out of five lie about it, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has found that 58 percent of communal pools have E. coli (read: poop particles) in them.
One gains a certain sense of liberation when there is less concern about dropping one's camera, or getting caught in the rain, or peeing on it—it all becomes more fun, it allows one to explore a little more and worry a little less.
"In another post, a woman reportedly shared a photo that she said depicted one of her guests urinating in her backyard, along with the guest's name, complaining that "these pigs cannot bother going inside to use the toilet and are peeing all over my yard.
" On the most salacious allegations in the Steele dossier: "I honestly never thought these words would come out of my mouth, but I don't know whether the current president of the United States was with prostitutes peeing on each other in Moscow in 2013.
The Kims' sunken home is assaulted by clouds of fumigation rolling in and drunk men peeing outside the kitchen window; son Ki-woo and daughter Ki-jeong use their phones crouched by the toilet, the only place where they can steal nearby internet signals.
According to Avalos, you fasten the urine-filled pouch to your lower back using a belt, then wire the connected tube between your butt cheeks so the opening of the tube falls around where your urethra is, giving the impression that you are peeing on your partner.
Long before Brett Eldredge was collecting No. 1 hit songs and being honored with a plaque for peeing on the wall of his record label's building back in college, the "Somethin' I'm Good At" singer was hitting the pavement in Las Vegas, playing for whomever would listen.
In April, The Sun reported that some Amazon warehouse workers in the U.K. are under such drastic time constraints that they've resorted to peeing in bottles — "all so that you can get a $4 HDMI cable shipped overnight to stream new episodes of 'Bosch,'" Silverman joked.
In two minutes' time, Broad City's heroines (played by Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer) take refuge in their porcelain sanctuaries, peeing, puking, eating pizza, dancing around in Madonna costumes, shaving their pubic hair, straightening their pubic hair, hitting bongs, and (in Ilana's case) doing sex stuff.
This can be tricky at the beach or pool, if you don't have access to a bathroom (or you're squeamish about peeing with the fish), but holding it in means you're not flushing out any bacteria that may have made its way into your urinary tract.
When Celtic pagans or early Christians (the holiday's origins are fiercely debated) held feasts to celebrate the autumn harvest, they couldn't have imagined that one day a man dressed as an Italian plumber created by a Japanese corporation would commemorate the night by peeing on my stoop.
If we can agree that millennial burnout is real, and realer still for people without the hysterical privilege that "millennial" implies, can we also shake on the idea that opting in to peeing and sleeping and eating with your phone is a kind of self-harm?
A rare variation of the standard "I'm just peeing" is "I was just getting in the shower," an excuse that was used in 2016 by an alleged California masturbator who was accused of standing at an open window brazenly masturbating in full view of a child.
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Tyrion and Jon have a moment on the beach that reminds me of every time I've ever seen two old frat bros hanging out: they swap a few insults and talk about Tyrion peeing off the side of the Wall, a story we've all heard at least 40 times.
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In many instances, though, Montopoli and Soifer say, people with paruresis believe they can trace their anxiety back to a moment in (usually but not always) childhood when they felt particularly judged for or embarrassed about how they peed or how long it took them to start peeing.
But then I read on, and when I got to the bit where he states that peeing on a man in the bathroom of a sex club broadened him intellectually I realized that, of course, conventional old anal sex would be likely to be pooh-poohed by this scribe.
"There's salad, sprouted broccoli, pork tenderloin and radishes braised in butter and mint," she said, a meal she had casually put together while chatting about "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre," the photographer Beatrice Minda and the family dog, Tako, a rescue who announced his presence by peeing on the floor.
Given Beija's behavioral problems, which include peeing indoors, incessant barking and attacking small children, it's doubtful she would have been permitted to live out the full measure of her days or found a better home than the one Georges struggles over the next 15 years to provide for her.
"— Protest stickers placed on street urinals in Paris, installed to solve the problem of men peeing in the street This was the first full year of the #MeToo era, and while women continued to accuse powerful men of sexual harassment, we also saw the conversation shift to "what's next?
Here's the hard part: With even one child, Glowacki recommends putting your phone down for the entire first couple of days to devote your undivided attention to your child, so you can begin to spot their signals and help get them to the potty when they begin peeing.
While it might seem like peeing on a stick will quell these fears, in some cases if you take a test too soon, it could mess with the accuracy, says Michael Guarnaccia, MD, MPH, FACOG, a double board-certified reproductive endocrinologist and Ob/Gyn at Extend Fertility in New York City.
To find out, for this week's Giz Asks we reached out to a handful of urologists; if you're interested in the science of not peeing, I suggest you read on (and also—if you feel the urge, and are physically capable—that you pee, as soon as you possibly can).
On Tuesday CNN and BuzzFeed published bombshell stories about an unverified intelligence report that alleged that the president-elect had been "compromised" by Russia, which planned on using financial information and a video of Trump watching prostitutes peeing on a bed that the Obamas had slept on to potentially blackmail him.
None of this means it's not ridiculous for people to claim their well-being depends on being accompanied in the air by a peacock, or that their Labrador peeing in the aisle of a 737 is simply the price we all have to pay for a society that protects its most vulnerable.
You minimise the amount of time the poop is touching the air, because if you poop first, it takes you longer to pee and then you're peeing on top of it, stirring it up, the poop particles create a cloud, it goes out and then everyone in the party'll know that you pooped.
To hear Dr. Marashi describe it while he's actually doing the procedure, women choose this surgery mostly for functional reasons: to make sex better, the way it was before they had a baby or three, and to stop peeing their pants (even just a little bit) when they sneeze or lift weights.
There's actually more than one type of peeing that's related to stress: There's the immediate, total loss of control over your bladder when you're startled AF. And then there's an increase in the amount of times you have to pee when you're anxious, but you still (thank God) have control over your bladder.
The phrase "nuclear family" most likely conjures up freeze-frames from some early-'60s household sitcom: a happily married couple (white, heterosexual, etc.), a handful of children who meet the same criteria, a big-eared dog with a loveable affinity for peeing on valuable textiles, and, in the background, a pie (America!).
" In an interview following his performance at Coachella last weekend, Vince Staples reignited the conversation surrounding the allegations against the singer: "So if piece of fucking shit R. Kelly didn't go to jail for being a child molestor, peeing on people, and having a human trafficking ring in Atlanta, then I'll be alright.
Other key moments in urine history include Lori Wagner peeing on a corpse in the Gore Vidal-written film Caligula (1979), the R. Kelly scandal in 2002 ("a real low moment in the history of it all," noted a fetish expert I consulted), and a sly confession from Ricky Martin in an interview (2006).
Also, whenever you're choosing a rehydration drink, you should be mindful of the sugar content, because sugar is a diuretic, Dr. Halpern says As for water, it's great and all, but you usually end up peeing a lot of it out, so when you're hungover you may need more intense hydrators, Dr. Halpern says.
"Black Justin Bieber" might seem like a left-field gimmick at first glance, but as the episode unfolds, it becomes clear through the way Atlanta portrays the real Bieber's stunts — peeing in corners, assuming everyone loves him, escalating fights and apologizing via pop song — that they would be received completely differently if he were black.
These claims come on the heels of a Buzzfeed report by Jim DeRogatis — the same journalist who received the anonymous 2002 tape that shows Kelly allegedly peeing on and engaging in other sex acts with a 14-year-old girl — that accuses him of running his own sex cult with a combination of fear and coercion.
Not because there are particular works of art that I feel merit unceremonious destruction (although there definitely are), but simply because it's the Wrong Thing To Do, and therefore holds a dark allure, like kicking your shoes off a dock and watching them sink, or jumping onto the subway tracks, or peeing on your boss's desk.
Spending time with him makes it clear that there's a disconnect between Pump as a person — a child whose understanding of fame is still undeveloped and largely focused on strippers — and the version of himself he puts online in videos which show him peeing on money and spanking women with his friend and fellow Soundcloud rapper Smokepurpp.
His worshippers (in the literal sense, the mob in the couple's home are all fans of Him and his poetry and pour, unwelcome, into their home — but on a metaphorical level they can be seen as pollutants to Mother Earth) are desperate to touch the infant, who immediately starts peeing in distress on the chanting crowd.
Designed to be held in place by a woman's kegel muscles (also known as the pelvic floor), holding a kegel ball in place helps to exercise those muscles and strengthen them — which can be useful to help recover after you've given birth, to keep yourself from involuntarily peeing as you age and (yes) to make sex more enjoyable.
The "crazy party" stories in Blood, Bones, and Marrow—the time Crews showed up drunk at his lecture dressed as a gorilla, the one where he broke up with a woman by peeing inside her car, that day he passed out in a pool of vomit in the faculty lounge—begin to blur together after awhile.
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Then there is Trump, who, in the same week that Comey was on television saying that he could not be sure if the president was in a Russian hotel room with prostitutes peeing on each other, announced that we and a couple of allies had initiated a military campaign in Syria over its use of chemical weapons.
Details of his life came flickering back into my memory: Petey singing songs to his hamster Gertrude; Petey cradling his dying dog after she'd been hit by a car, even though she was bleeding and peeing all over him; Petey writing silly stories about a magical valley where the animals talked like people; Petey and I burying a treasure.
"When I started back running again, I could barely run a 9 minute pace, versus when on easy days when I'm in shape I could run 7-7:30 pace, and I was having a lot of bathroom issues, I couldn't control peeing, I had bowel incontinence, so I was going to the bathroom on a run," Bruce says.
But none of it—from the heartwarming gestures of international sportsmanship to the mindless, wall-to-wall guilty pleasure coverage of an American douchebag peeing on a gas station—can possibly be worth lives being ruined so the IOC can sell $92 soccer balls, all while paying Olympic Village housekeepers $1.83 per hour and berating their overworked volunteer help.
Within one day of starting the program — which focuses on letting the child run around naked for about three days until they recognize the sensation of peeing, helping them to the potty so they learn the social norm of going to the bathroom in the right place and eventually introducing clothes, then underwear last — Tati had gotten it down.
In a recent online questionnaire of 1,666 women age 18 and older living in the 163 states (conducted for Astellas Pharma U.S., which makes drugs for bladder control), 87 percent admitted to peeing somewhere other than in a bathroom, and more than half said they'd used a men's room when the women's line was too long.
A dry cleaner goes bankrupt thanks to Lang, and what is much, much worse but not really, a high roller named Mr. Novian loses a few bucks and gets so mad that he flies to Brooklyn to confront him; the resulting scene features Armand Assante peeing on Matthew McConaughey, but not in a fun consenting adults way.
However, raccoon guardians also tell stories of other ways in which their little guys or gals deliver payback, including "repotting" house plants, removing buttons from clothing someone was silly enough to leave around, moving belongings to other locations and sometimes peeing on them for good measure, flipping over water bowls, dumping the contents of bookcases, and stripping the bed sheets.
Along with visiting a doctor if you think you have a yeast infection, you can take steps to prevent vulvovaginitis in the first case, like avoiding scented products such as tampons or detergent; changing out of sweaty clothing after working out; peeing after sex; wearing loose, breathable clothing; cleaning your sex toys properly; and avoiding douches and other "feminine hygiene" products.
It would be inefficient to run through them all, but just know that Postmates makes $1 billion worth of sales annually, GrubHub (which owns Seamless) was valued at $2 billion when it went public in 2014, and there is a ridiculous number of alcohol delivery startups that essentially all have cutesy names that sound like a euphemism for peeing or sexual harassment (Thirstie, Drizly, Tipsy, and so on).
We're going to go into more discussion about these in a minute, but first, keep in mind that when we say "bleed," we're talking about just a little bit of blood — you might notice a red smear on the condom, you might see a bit of blood on toilet paper when you wipe after peeing (which you should do after sex), or you might notice a few drops of blood on your underwear.
And when these videos do go viral or make news beyond just their little corner of YouTube, it's usually because of a deeply unethical or offensive transgression, like Nicole Arbour's "Dear Fat People," a vlog that broke through briefly because of its shocking callousness (linking out to it here feels like praising a toddler for intentionally peeing on your face, so I won't bother) or the anti-Semitic "jokes" of the vastly popular Swedish YouTube star Felix "PewDiePie" Kjellberg.
But as interesting and absorbing as young children and their issues always are (and to be a pediatrician, you have to enjoy revisiting all the most basic questions of eating and sleeping and peeing and pooping), it is also true that you spend a limited number of years as the parent of a young child, and then can look ahead to decades of life as the parent of a young and then not-so-young adult.
List of facts to handwrite on a 3x5 inch index card to study while your date is peeing: According to Musk, the Model 3 will: Other things that are not strictly about you driving the car that you can talk about if you feel like the conversation is going super well: To deal with the increased production demands, Musk says he wants to pump out 500,000 cars (presumably a combined number across all Tesla models) annually from the Fremont, California Tesla factory.
The absolute highlight of Feud's version of the Oscar ceremony is a nod to Goodfellas: An unbroken shot follows Joan, leading Best Director winner David Lean to the press room, all the way from the podium past starlets and producers backstage, through a bathroom where a man is peeing in an urinal (Joan pats him on the back), through a kitchen, through the green room she's hijacked for her own private party, and back to the opposite side of the stage.
When it comes to the cast's favorite GIFs of themselves, Farley is partial to the one where she pokes her head out from under a bar, where she is peeing, and mouths "Stop it" ("One of the high moments in my life," she jokes); DJ Pauly D appreciates "the only time" he ever truly yelled on camera, which has been memed to death; and Deena Cortese, Meatball No. 2, loves her classic struggle bus GIF with Snooki, where the two are desperately paddling in a raft.
Not "wasted" time, because watching time burn after the Diptyque candle on your self-care altar catches the dry corner of an hour or a day can be the most luxurious pointlessness (a pillow-topped nihilism, a rarefied moment of sanctioned privilege-bukakki), and not dumbtime, like peeing and cleaning and grooming (the reason we made skincare into church is because skincare was so boring), but misspent, like scrolling, like monkey-minding, like doing everything you can to get away from the wildflowering part of yourself, and from the moment, so, from time.

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