I just jerked off in front of them, or jerked off on a phone.
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The Camry's driver jerked his car onto the right shoulder.
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On a different day, he jerked off into my mouth.
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Nope, Gunn jerked that rug right out from under everybody.
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Her body jerked downward and Jolene choked on a sob.
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Maddy jerked it away, into her pocket, and turned red.
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Then I jerked it consistently for the next ten years.
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His knees jerked up each time he took a step.
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His arms jerked for a minute or so, then stopped.
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The fighting that followed jerked Kenyans awake, at least temporarily.
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Groaning in his sleep, he jerked the covers back up.
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But you're right, it jerked us out of the moment.
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He jerked back, tearing off the ends of those two digits.
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Jonathan goes to shoot the animal, but it's suddenly jerked back.
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Mr. Carson jerked and fell lifeless into the street, he said.
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She jerked the wheel and overcompensated, crashing in to the SUV.
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I'd assume the characters jerked off before; what young man hasn't?
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Her hand jerked, and the brush rolled off the ceramic rest.
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But no amount of payoff is worth being jerked around like this.
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"Josh, don't"—Barry jerked his head violently, demonstrating what not to do.
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He jerked his head in a single vertical motion, a decided no.
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The Bigurl jerked forward ten or so feet, then lurched to a pause.
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He jerked up his weapon and at least four shots were fired: Boosh!
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As the fingertip snapped up, the right thumb jerked toward the index finger.
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Instead it was so brisk that the left leg jerked a little, too.
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She didn't want to "give it to me," instead she jerked me off.
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A teacher had jerked a student so hard she dislocated the girl's shoulder.
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Ms. Black said she jerked away from Mr. Wilder's advance and rebuked him.
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He slicked his fingers over my wet pussy lips and my hips jerked forward.
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I thought the only person who jerked off on 9/11 was Rudy Giuliani.
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His head jerked an involuntary tick; he coughed and wondered what to do next.
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As she continued to walk away, he jerked her back and dislocated her shoulder.
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I jerked awake to the glare of the morning sun, feeling famished and nauseated.
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Griff jerked to his feet, lumbered to the center of the ring, and shouted.
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He jerked some fresh towel down from the roll dispenser and blotted his hands.
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Then he leaned down and spoke into the interrogator's ear as the body jerked.
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But meanwhile, we're just getting jerked around in turbulence on a constant basis here.
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Kathryn—"robotically," the court said—jerked the wheel left, flipping the jeep into a ditch.
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Taylor then leaned over the counter, grabbed the employee's shirt, and jerked her toward him.
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Jean jerked it away reflexively, and they both quickly cut their eyes to the display.
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The overnight fall in oil also jerked the Canadian dollar away from 10-month highs.
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If there's anyone who's been more narratively jerked around than Daenerys this season, it's Jaime.
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With a flick, she sent the bug flying toward Taliya, who squealed and jerked back.
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The Bolton developments jerked the conversation in the Senate over witnesses into a new direction.
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As prosecutors replayed the video of the shooting taken from Groubert's dashboard camera, Jones' shoulders jerked.
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She then felt the rope around her neck, and she was "violently jerked" to the ground.
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According to court documents obtained by the station, Henning jerked and flipped around the white pooch.
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He snorted and jerked to a stop as if a soldier in formation, standing so straight.
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A woman near me jerked her head up from her phone, wearing an expression of horror.
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It was not reported what she said to Francis after she jerked him toward the railing.
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More importantly, a separate crisis in the Eastern Mediterranean jerked migration to the top of Europeans' concerns.
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She says the plane immediately hit turbulence, and Mila's head and body often jerked from the seat.
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Then the hand jerked down toward the flower, grabbed a petal, and flung it on the table.
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"I was only able to get a nibble before Hector—unbidden by me—jerked away," she said.
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She jerked me sideways, hurled me over and tightly bound my wrists to what felt like boards.
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The Shakespearean consequences so far outstrip the contemporary setups that it's difficult not to feel jerked around.
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When they removed his shackles, the man, who was shaking with fear, suddenly jerked to the left.
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Kenneth Williams jerked and convulsed in the moments as he died, provoking questions about the drugs used.
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He'd tell them, they said, that he couldn't properly function unless he "jerked off" several times a day.
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He landed another, harder blow, and her head jerked forward and dipped, her breath catching in her throat.
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The board takes off faster, and yet it never made me feel like I was being jerked around.
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He put it down when he saw Michelle staring at him, but his eyes jerked around the room.
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When she peeked under the neighboring stall, Delaney said she saw a camera that was quickly jerked away.
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One moment he seemed inert, the next he jerked upright and swept the air with a massive paw.
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I think everybody that I just mentioned texted some version of Oh my god, the dad jerked him off.
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It is just not the sign of a healthy franchise if young players' minutes are already being jerked around.
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According to the Odessa American, the woman jerked the ring off Hicks' hand so hard, it tore Hicks' skin.
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They're jerked around by the star's magnetic field, curving into violent jets that lash out into the solar system.
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The handlebars never jerked (a common occurrence on smaller products), and I never came close to being thrown off.
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Every once in a while, Jay'la Cy'anne's body jerked, as if she'd been startled — a sign of opioid withdrawal.
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The moment I jerked awake, the meaning was clear: This is my freak show of a life on Netflix.
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Later that night, I was jerked awake in my bed by simultaneous charley horses in each of my legs.
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For a colossal ship like the Anthem of the Seas to get jerked around like that, well, it said something.
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Hillary Clinton was overshadowed by the surreal stylings of "Sticker Kid," who mugged, jerked, and danced throughout her stump speech.
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Later in the week, I jerked him off into my mouth so the cum hit air before reaching my tastebuds.
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"I was standing up and taking something out of the overhead, and the train just jerked forward," she tells PEOPLE.
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The body jerked 15 times in quick succession, the AP reported, before moving five more times at a slower rate.
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The steering wheel was jerked hard in an attempt to avoid the car in front, but it was too late.
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It's steady, sturdy, and smooth, so rookie riders don't have to worry about being jerked around or losing their balance.
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Howard crouched low and jerked her shoulders from side to side, making a little bup sound whenever she changed direction.
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And things only get worse when characters' actions and emotional logic are jerked around by the dictates of the plot.
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Itum's right that MoviePass' biggest challenge now is to restore users' faith that they aren't going to get jerked around again.
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Witnesses said the condemned man jerked and gasped for air for about 30 seconds a few minutes after his execution began.
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She heard him scream, and was knocked unconscious when the boat jerked violently and sent her careening into the cabin wall.
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You have a right not to be jerked off in front of at your job, no matter what your job is.
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It ended with him getting jerked off on my parents' sofa under a zebra-striped blanket while everybody else slept upstairs.
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Twenty-two times the demons had violently jerked down the nose, and 22 times the pilot had corrected with equivalent force.
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He gave me plenty oral sex, and I jerked him off, on and off, for a good four-to-five hours.
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My husband jerked off into my mouth and I expected it to be the most nasty-tasting cum I've ever been granted.
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An on-board camera captured the violence of that moment, as the polyester jerked and shuddered before mellowing into a stable hemisphere.
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"Now let me show you how to give a real kiss," he said, in Vester's recollection, and jerked her head toward him.
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Williams body jerked about 15 times across 10 or 15 seconds, before moving five more times at a slower rate, Kissel said.
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Nox senses when you're at the lightest point in your sleep cycle so that you're not jerked out of deep REM sleep.
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She said other students called him names, hit him with a computer and jerked him backwards off a slide by his throat.
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But I still occasionally find myself face down in someone's apartment, getting ready to be jerked off, and I'll ask myself why.
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Cho: I saw Detective Ahn as a kind of doctor testing reflexes—poking different spots to see when the knee jerked up.
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The fork jerked and then veered like a dowsing rod toward the right pocket where it found the bulge of the .22.
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If he tried to avert his gaze, his head would be jerked back into place, so that he had to continue looking.
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Asked about his future plans, Mr. Bolnakov jerked his thumb at the miniature American and Canadian flags mounted on his apartment wall.
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A minute after the first drug, a paralytic, was administered, Asay opened his mouth and his foot jerked, the Associated Press reported.
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Perhaps one day Facebook users will get sick of being jerked around and lied to and pull the plug on its conniving ass.
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The effect was enhanced when Kusunoki started doing the robot and subtly jerked his wrists so that cool robotic sounds accompanied each move.
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Even on a stylized teen soap, it's hard to become invested in characters who are constantly jerked around by a nonsensical master plot.
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Her nerves twitched and jerked as she struggled not to scrabble on the ground for a fist-sized rock or a sharpened stick.
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They had to pull the secondary chute and it jerked really hard and my back was fucked up the rest of the tour.
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They jerked slightly as if to grab their weapon and lunge toward Mensa's body to make sure he didn't get out of line.
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They then moved back to the stage, got on the floor, entwined their legs, threw off their shirts, and jerked down their pants.
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The car jerked ahead, throwing me off balance and causing me to back into a woman who was already holding onto the pole.
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When I used to clean his feet with a towel, he jerked and squirmed, and corralling a 95-pound dog isn&apost easy.
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As he waved his hands over their bodies, they all jerked and moved as if someone was actually poking and pulling at them.
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As I was riding over the bridge, I felt some tugging on the motor, almost as if I was being jerked backward slightly.
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That's also true of what the company calls "bad experiences," or how many times the robot car abruptly decelerated, braked or jerked around.
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That didn't work out, however, because Cousins, tired of getting jerked around by Snyder and Co., signed with the Minnesota Vikings in March.
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But she held still, letting the front of her mind be jerked forward, as if through a door someone else had failed to lock.
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But regardless of the public stance each company takes over the next few days, it's their mutual customers who are unfairly getting jerked around.
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Consumers don't want to be jerked around like this all because two competitors can't work out a reasonable solution that serves both their interests.
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Annoyingly, when I tell people this, everyone feels the need to make some joke about whether or not I jerked off while I watched.
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Audiences know when they're being jerked off, and there's a limit to how many vacuous prequels they'll sit through before they abandon a franchise.
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The freshman jerked his shoulder down and quickly stood up, finding not only the senior but the entire rest of the team watching him.
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The first brush of his lips against mine was electric: I jerked as if I had been shocked, and his arms tightened around me.
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A chick with a dick is a Pornhub genre unto her own, jerked off to and then vanished by a Chrome incognito window closed.
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Allison let out a gasp, and the dog—that crimson freak—jerked the leash out of the girl's hand and went right for it.
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Their delight at seeing the reptilian menace slide into the canal they were navigating had barely subsided when the boat jerked to a stop.
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In one of the windows, a curtain jerked aside and a pale circle of a face with a gaping mouth appeared for a moment.
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Mr. Ransom came toward the door and jerked the imitation gun at officers as if he were firing, according to police and court records.
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The car jerked ahead, throwing me off balance and causing me to back into a woman who was already holding on to the pole.
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But when the factory's clerk, a Muslim, reached a hand down to help her up, she jerked away, as if his touch would scald her.
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Will, the back waiter whom Tess briefly dated and jerked around a bit in last week's episode, shows his sensitive side by expressing hurt feelings.
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Witnesses said Williams, who admitted to killing four people, jerked and gasped for air for about 30 seconds a few minutes after his execution began.
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She had jerked her head as the gun went off, and the bullet tore through the left side of her face but didn't kill her.
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The body jerked about 2452 times across 2175 or 22014 seconds, before moving five more times at a slower rate, AP reporter Kelly Kissel said.
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She was given a sentence of three years, then jerked away through a door at the opposite end of the courtroom, and that was all.
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In other words, Beatles fans have already known that Paul and John jerked off together because, apparently, neither of them could shut up about it.
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He seemed to be looking for something, Ms. Gupta and Ms. Magee said, when he took Ms. Gupta by the shoulders and jerked her forward.
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In my case, people were sending me nude photos of myself that they had jerked off on, and then they started targeting my friends and family.
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When the prosthetic hand touched a sharp object, the fingers automatically jerked away, "to prevent damage and further pain," as the researchers write in the study.
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Physical premiums for other regions have also knee-jerked higher, the CME European duty-unpaid contract for May rising $25 per tonne to $130 last week.
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"Oh, don't give me that," I hollered at the car, as I grabbed the wheel and jerked the mid-size luxury sedan back into the lane.
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When we were jerked out of the insulated Bachelorette bubble and into the real world — without all the cameras and producers and on-set security guards.
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Mr. Shapiro's shoulder was dislocated, his catheter was jerked from his body, and his head was injured, leaving him in the emergency room for three days.
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One jerked to a stop, and a man jumped out, chasing the boys to Arleen's apartment, where he broke down the door with a few kicks.
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Instead she tells Abbi that Richard definitely jerked off to her, and that she should respect that, because it means he didn't try to do anything more.
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At the bottom, the men boarded trains that clanked and jerked along wooden tracks through a maze of silent tunnels, empty except for the occasional mouse scurrying.
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In the early hours of the morning, though, she jerked awake with an awful sound—a wretched, desperate, wheezing inhalation that seemed to leave her nearly breathless.
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I pulled tighter, closing my eyes, leaning back to do it, and then jerked forward when our dog Chuckhead brushed my bare back with his mangy, matted coat.
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Larsen claimed the men shoved and jerked him and used a box cutter to slice his finger and take his camera ... then made him erase the memory card.
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Fans are jerked through the oscillating electronic beats of "#2", transported along the rippling melodies of "My Friend the Forest" and plunged into the ethereal pipes of "Sunson".
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So we decided to start him out with 9/11 footage—the second plane sharking into the tower, the immediate aftermath—none of which jerked out any emotion.
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"It's like a gargoyle with weird green eyes that pulls on my hair or nibbles my ear"—he jerked his head away and smiled reprovingly at the phantasm.
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"In political circles, our tireless President Gorsuch's 'Fascism Forever Club' happily jerked its knees against the increasingly 'left-wing' tendencies of the faculty," the Georgetown Prep yearbook states.
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"He jerked it away from her and almost hit the baby in the head," Olivia Morgan, the passenger who saw the episode unfold, said in a telephone interview.
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I started a fetish porn company, and I filmed clips of me being kicked in the balls, jerked off, and fucked in the ass by women in pantyhose.
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" Peyser also shared her own story, writing, "I'll go first: when I was 12, a man on the L train jerked off in front of me and my friends.
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Once he stabilized the position, he went in for the kill, isolating his opponent's arm with his knee, then he jerked it upward and hugging it to his chest.
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The NFL's current overtime format—like most Roger Goodell-era protocol changes—is an under-considered, over-complicated compromise knee-jerked together in response to one specific PR disaster.
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As much this show has jerked its audience back and forth, subjecting them to grueling stunts and meandering, pointless storylines, it's impossible for me not to be fond of Rick.
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You're a mussel kicking it on the ocean floor with a few hundred of your buddies, when the mollusk next to you is jerked off of the rock from above.
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Actually, one time I didn't wear it, the landing was pretty rough and I jerked forward and hit my head so I felt like a bit of an asshole there.
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Some people just come to the sauna to relax, but most of them come to have sex, watch people having sex, parade around naked, jerk off, or be jerked off.
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But irregularities in its outward trajectory suggested that it was more likely a comet from another star system being jerked around by unseen jets of gas erupting from its surface.
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As you pull yourself off the couch and into bed after four hours of watching old 30 Rock, you feel guilty, like you just jerked off over some particularly grizzly porn.
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Even so, since I've become a freelancer in the United States, I've been jerked around by the New York State of Health marketplace, set up under Obamacare, and its spiraling prices.
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An elevator that jerked like an amusement-park ride took us to the top, where a steel walkway led out onto the surface of the dish, a two-acre white expanse.
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During its short life it had an onerous distinction: It was jerked around in a classic broadcast-network fashion that we're less used to seeing in the short-season, streaming era.
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Somehow, the bullet didn't penetrate her brain; the 80-year-old told the Las Vegas Review Journal she thinks she "jerked her head away" at the last minute, miraculously preventing serious damage.
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MoviePass, in turn, may have lost sight of the fact that it's also a consumer services company, and that those tests and iterations can feel quite a bit like being jerked around.
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Suddenly the twin-engine jetliner jerked hard to the left, then hard to the right, circled and plunged 28,000 feet, disappearing from the radar screens of Greek and Egyptian air traffic controllers.
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There was no internet connection but I typed a message to my wife and two daughters, telling them that my train had jerked to a stop and that we could smell smoke.
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Neely later found out that the elderly detainee had jerked because, when he was forced to his knees, he thought he was about to be shot in the back of the head.
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Then the train jerked forward and I accidentally made eye contact with a fellow commuter, and as they scanned my sweaty face I wished the floor would open up and swallow me whole.
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A story about a Redditor who jerked off into a coconut, then later had his penis covered by maggots (he did it multiple times with the same coconut), has become treasured Reddit lore.
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Whereas the movie jerked tears and evoked laughs, too — many provided by Jack Nicholson, who also won an Oscar as Aurora's ornery bedmate, Garrett (Jeb Brown) — the stage adaptation more often evokes yawns.
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Constance: Sometimes I think about how much credit I extended Handmaid's Tale on questions like this one when the show first arrived, and then I just feel foolish and gross and jerked around.
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It feels like a movement or a kind of shift and, ideally, you could do that with volition and intention rather than being jerked around and always staying in that shallow state of attention.
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As the march toward Election Day 2016 builds like a rock anthem crescendo, the host of CNN's "Legal View" jerked the needle across the political record, welcoming a brand new candidate: rocker Alice Cooper.
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I jerked the car back into the original lane of travel and avoided the incident, but the car never seemed to register it was moving itself into the path of a speeding, monstrous SUV.
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The Goop staff had been trying out "energy healing," which involved Goop employees lying on massage tables while a man stood over them making puppeteer motions as they moved, jerked, and contorted their bodies.
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He fingered her a little, very softly, and she bit her lip and put on a show for him, but then he poked her too hard and she flinched, and he jerked his hand away.
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For instance, Lynch also showed me a film in which a very large bald man jerked off three feet in front of me, all the while licking his lips and leering at my (virtual) body.
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He jerked a little when I kissed the inside of his thighs, he was sensitive there, too, but he didn't try to stop me, he was being good, he let me do what I wanted.
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Those more invested in Hitchcock's movie, by contrast -- or who at the very least would rather not see it rewritten -- have good reason to feel jerked around, and less incentive to stick around for the remaining episodes.
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The only pieces CBS is relatively certain will work — The Big Bang Theory and Kevin Can Wait — are also getting jerked around to accommodate these other moves (though the former is probably used to it by now).
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Normally I resist TV shows that feel too "designed," for lack of a better word, where the characters are jerked around at all times by a massive plot that the writers have dreamed up to ensnare them.
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In emotional testimony, Thiruvangadam said she signed documents at a car yard in 2012 that compelled her to pay almost A$260 a fortnight for what she later found out was a "demo car that jerked a lot".
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The fight continued, according to the prosecutor, who claims a witness allegedly said he heard the SUV's engine revving loudly before accelerating down the road, straight, until it "suddenly jerked" to the left and went over the cliff.
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Molly Jackson, an 82-year-old retired nurse, was sitting in the back seat of a self-driving taxi when the vehicle jerked to a halt at a crossing as its computer vision spotted an approaching golf cart.
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She was dressed in a dark slip, and her long arms and legs jerked and twitched in an atmosphere composed of strewn papers, lamps, a microphone, and a scrim devised by her frequent collaborator and husband, Peter Born.
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NEW YORK (Reuters) - The niche market for paper credits to comply with the U.S. biofuels program jerked lower on Wednesday in response to the surprise presidential victory of Republican Donald Trump, perceived to be favorable to oil companies.
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It wasn&apost just the extras that Jordan&aposs performance had an effect on, as Foxx explained he went to touch his arm and Jordan was so in the zone that he jerked away and left the set.
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The Australian dollar dipped 0.2 percent to $0.7608 AUD=D4, extending losses from the previous day when it was jerked back from a six-week high of $0.7677 after data showed a fall in the country's trade surplus.
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He's a guy who's been jerked around by his team for the past two years and is now looking at a significant pay day because Washington blew its window and teams will actually get to fight for his services.
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The vehicle jerked forward, "crashing through the interior wall of the garage, destroying several wooden support beams in the wall and a steel sewer pipe, among other things, and coming to rest in Plaintiffs' living room," the suit said.
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After three years of planning, and of anxiety for thousands of Brooklyn residents, a plan to shut the L train tunnel under the East River in April for 15 months of repairs jerked to a halt on Thursday. Gov.
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It's something that anyone who has ever been screwed on a contract—or had their strings jerked over a pay dispute—has heard at least a few times before, and makes Toomes' impulsive jump to the Dark Side more understandable.
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The police, some wearing hoods, took Cubias to a darkened area, jerked his head back by grabbing his long hair and told him they could make him disappear if he didn&apost inform on gang activities, Cubias said in an interview.
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"Every time you start speaking Spanish on the phone or with someone, I take stock of our surroundings," my partner Mack told me, recalling a time a woman jerked herself away from us when she heard me on the phone.
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Reporters on the plane, anxious for any developments, jittered at the mere site of a Clinton aide headed toward the press, and when Jennifer Palmieri, Clinton's spokeswoman, walked toward the back of the plane, the press cabin jerked with energy.
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With degrees of absurdity borrowed on a scale from Monty Python to Wes Anderson, young Karl is jerked around from his wealthy uncle's Manhattan apartment to an ominous country house, a sinister Midwestern hotel and a circuslike theater in Oklahoma.
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In an hour and forty-five minutes, audience members are jerked through depictions of slut shaming, manipulative relationship tactics, fetishization of minors, allegations of domestic violence, sexual harassment and assault, dangerous underage drinking habits, and a really big helping of toxic masculinity.
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We all know that players tend to get jerked around by regime changes, but the longtime high school coach did not appreciate the way Kiffin went after other Booker T. Washington players without first clarifying the status of Readon, according to OwlAccess.
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Reliever Mitch Williams, who threw the final pitch, told The New York Times a few days after the game that Daulton had called for a fastball high and away, but that Williams had "jerked the ball" and thrown it low and inside.
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Zimmerman's 2 HRs propel Nationals past Dodgers WASHINGTON — Ryan Zimmerman laughed and jerked his head around to his right late Sunday night after he was asked what he took away from a three-game series against the Los Angeles Dodgers that ended minutes earlier.
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In a sense, he's the purest, rudest distillation of the shit-talkers: He doesn't have the quicksilver tongue of Drakeo; he isn't autobiographical like G Perico, Rucci, or Greedo; and, though he jerked in middle school, he doesn't have the carefree exuberance of 1TakeJay.
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Most guys were fine getting jerked off in their cars, or driving Poke and the other boys a block from the bars on Fairview—but others insisted that they had to be comfortable, and these were the ones who took Poke home with them.
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Calling it the Hacker Condo, he notes that all four residents are "immigrants or the children of immigrants, and therefore accustomed to getting jerked around," and that the foreign-born residents are on H-1B visas, an arrangement that requires them to stay employed.
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"Chairman Nadler ... when he started talking, I mean, people kind of jerked to attention because what he was saying and the way he was conducting himself, I think it was so insulting and outrageous it was a shock to all of us," said Cornyn.
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"I do know that when the deputy knocked or rang the doorbell -- made contact at the door -- the gentleman came to the door, jerked it open immediately, presented and pointed a gun directly at the deputy, at which time the deputy returned with fire," he said.
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Yes, OK; maybe it's hyperbole to compare one MC to, uh, B-fucking-jörk, on the basis of two previous singles—one of which ("Party Here") was jerked off into the stratosphere by Drake—but the point remains: none of his peers right now sound like Octavian.
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In addition to his hideous record of jurisprudence, his extremely-bizarre-Washington-Nationals-ticket-buying-habits, and his work in a former life suggesting that Ken Starr ask the president if he jerked off into a trash can, he's also been accused of sexual assault, by increasingly more women.
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In the kind of swift and efficient motion one doesn't expect from a wide-bodied, six-foot-one, 320-pound hoss, he hoisted the bar to his shoulders, the part of the lift known as the "clean"; from there, he "jerked" the weight, thrusting it quickly above his head.
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Chewing Gum finds humor in this awkwardness, whether it's Tracey explaining to a pharmacist that she needs the morning after pill even though she only jerked off a guy, or going to the extreme and resorting to voodoo and Diet Coke to end a pregnancy that definitely doesn't exist.
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Maybe they see a school that very publicly jerked its extraordinarily successful coach around for several years and then finally fired him four games into the season and thought, that's what I need right now in my life, I will leave this place for those obviously greener pastures.
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He was there, for instance, in the warming, punch-the-air, aren't women amazing speech Louis CK gave in his HBO special way back in 2013, and in the subsequent sexual misconduct allegations lodged against him by five women, two of whom said he'd jerked off at them.
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I was actually using this as a moment talking to some folks down in the Senate about — they need to understand something — that the reason why African-Americans were celebrating was because, you know, they have a close-up experience with people getting jerked over— CLAYTON: And we finally won!
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But trying to ejaculate into a cup while sitting in a chair where potentially hundreds of other guys have jerked off (probably a baker's dozen just that morning), while pretending you can't hear the clearly audible whispers of nurses outside the door, gossiping about their weekend plans or where they're going for lunch, is damn near impossible.
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"We went to open the door to go to the basement and then it all just came in and it jerked the door out of my and we had to shut it, and then we ran into the bathroom, and then the furnace exploded and we all hid in the tub," survivor Jaylin Tibbon told WLS-TV.
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Among the highlights ... -- Gronk pointed out female comics he wouldn't bang -- told Anthony Mackie (who's black) he was impressed by his role of Falcon in Captain America because he could fly "when he's not being chased by the cops" -- told Ortiz he "jerked off" in his green room on the set of a Dunkin' Donuts commercial There's more.
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Otto Warmbier's parents open up about son's death Otto Warmbier's parents give first interview since the death of their son, days after his release from a North Korean prison But when his parents met the plane carrying their son at an airport in Cincinnati, they were shocked at what they saw: A vegetative Warmbier was howling "inhuman" sounds as he jerked violently against the straps of his stretcher.
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"This notion that all of this work's been done and these people felt safe as transgender, felt safe coming out, joining the military, and then suddenly the rug gets jerked out from under -- it's not the way to treat patriots, it's not the way to build a great military force either," Mabus said on "The Axe Files," a podcast from the University of Chicago Institute of Politics and CNN.
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There is one chapter about her friend's account of showing up to work at an investment bank in the 1990s to find that some man had jerked off on her desk out of spite; the title of the chapter is "Just Switch Chairs and Move On." If Ellis and Daum constitute the crude id of the backlash to woke culture, then Wesley Yang could be considered its more sophisticated ego.
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SB: Because it's affected all of our lives, it's gender, it's power, it's ... He masturbated into a potted plant, so even though he committed a crime, he also jerked off into a plant, which is helpful when you're trying to frame a story about a rapist, if it has ... I want to make a potted plant joke but I know better than ... First of all, you're a professional comedian so you would do the potted plant jokes.
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On the rollicking and cheerily defiant "Last Man Standing," he sneers, Well Momma didn't raise nobody's dum-dumNot trying to win a medal for being the most humdrumAnd you know Daddy likes his alone timeThat's why he doesn't have any friendsBut watch and see, you'll be looking at meLast man standing in the end It's hard to think of another recent artist who, at the peak of his success, jerked so sharply away from the decisions that had led him to that point.
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Paul's story has hardly changed, indicating that it was something of an anecdote: The story also appears—in similar forms—in John Lennon: The Life (2004) and Paul McCartney: The Life (2016), both by Philip Norman (Norman also notes other details of Lennon's teenage masturbation habits, including that he once jerked off nine times in one day on a dare, and offers Gina Lollobrigida and Frank Sinatra as alternates for Bardot and Churchill); circle jerk participant and masturbation dare-giver Pete Shotton's 1983 memoir John Lennon In My Life; The Cambridge Companion to the Beatles (423) by Kenneth Womack; and Paul McCartney: A Life (2009) by Peter Ames Carlin.
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