People saying "yoga hosers" is as funny as the movie gets.
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RED BANK "Yoga Hosers" (903), directed by Kevin Smith, premiere. Aug.
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All this is to say: Secure your damn cameras, you hosers.
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Depp's movie Yoga Hosers is set to premiere at this year's Sundance Film Festival.
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Here are the selections we're most looking forward to—from Lo & Behold to Yoga Hosers.
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On Monday, the ban was finally lifted and hosers everywhere raised a brew in celebration.
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Either way, for hosers, there's a new way to buy bitcoin—without actually buying bitcoin.
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That's evident in a scene from Yoga Hosers, where Depp shows off her own vocal chops.
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Yoga Hosers: We're mainly excited for this one to see what Lily-Rose Depp can do.
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Lily-Rose Depp's latest drama, Planetarium, is a far cry from the off-beat comedy Yoga Hosers.
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Harley Quinn Smith, 16, joined dear old dad to promote their film, Yoga Hosers, at the fest.
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There's also a uniquely Canadian plot twist for all you erotic hosers out there but again, spoilers.
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"Yoga Hosers" brings supporting characters from 2014's "Tusk," the first in the series, to the forefront.
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Yoga Hosers is good-hearted, knowingly dopey, and cartoonishly violent all at once, a pretty rare combination.
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The Yoga Hosers star now says, however, that she was merely make a statement on defining one's self.
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However, the Yoga Hosers actress revealed that posting photos of her everyday activities isn't something she's interested in.
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The Yoga Hosers actress, 16, and British model, 24, have been spending a lot of time together recently.
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Depp also acted in Kevin Smith's comedy-horror films Tusk and Yoga Hosers, the latter alongside her acting father.
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Yoga Hosers is based in Canada, but you've featured your home state of New Jersey throughout your previous work.
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But then I realized if my life might end tonight the last movie I will have made was 'Yoga Hosers.
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"Yoga Hosers" is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned) for reliably foul language and anthropomorphized sausages that kill several characters.
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As of today, hosers that use PayPal will have one less method of accessing Netflix's trove of foreign content, however.
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Other members of the star-studded cast include Justin Long, Adam Brody and Tyler Posey Yoga Hosers hits theaters Sept. 2.
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When Kevin Smith introduced his latest film, Yoga Hosers, at the Sundance Film Festival Sunday night, he got a little nostalgic.
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It's when Kevin Smith stopped giving a shit, and Yoga Hosers is proof that he now cares less than ever before.
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Lily-Rose Depp has music in her DNA, and fans can get a glimpse of it in her new film Yoga Hosers.
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A thousand years before East Coast hosers went for the first rip in history, vikings may have walked the same land in Newfoundland.
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In Yoga Hosers, Depp appears alongside director Kevin Smith's daughter, Harley Quinn, as two high school sophomores obsessed with yoga and their phones.
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The movie apparently stemmed from someone jokingly saying the term "yoga hosers" on Kevin Smith's podcast while talking about a Canadian yoga studio.
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But I felt like I needed something enjoyably bad to end my day on, rather than the anxiety-inducing nightmare of Yoga Hosers.
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She posed for pictures with Yoga Hosers co-star and Kevin Smith progeny Harley Quinn, along with several of her less famous friends.
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The budding star has certainly inherited her mother's musical talent, which she shows off for the first time in her new movie Yoga Hosers.
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The actress, whose mother is Vanessa Paradis, also acted in Kevin Smith's comedy-horror films Tusk and Yoga Hosers, the latter alongside her father.
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Yoga Hosers appears to generally be a super weird and kind of chaotic and typically Kevin Smithy comedy in all ways good and bad.
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"But then I realized if my life might end tonight the last movie I will have made was 'Yoga Hosers,'" Smith told Business Insider.
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Some of Mr. Smith's prior work made me laugh so hard that I cried; "Yoga Hosers" made me want to cry for different reasons.
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The movie, Yoga Hosers, is, naturally, a comedy — and, apparently, a father-daughter family reunion, since both Smiths and both Depps have worked on the film.
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But why does she continue returning to the well of ironic racism if she truly believes the people she's offending are just hosers yelling at her genius?
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What it really is: Buncha hosers who're none-to-pleased that they live in a progressive country that doesn't religiously discriminate as much as its southern neighbor.
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The 17-year-old daughter of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis also acted in Kevin Smith's comedy-horror films Tusk and Yoga Hosers, the latter alongside her father.
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Depp, the 16-year-old daughter of Johnny Depp and former partner Vanessa Paradis, made her festival debut on Sunday in Park City, Utah, alongside her Yoga Hosers castmates.
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Yoga Hosers is a horror-comedy from the Clerks director about two teenage yoga and punk rock enthusiasts (Depp and Quinn) who end up battling an ancient evil creature.
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" Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas shot back by poking fun at Canadians as back bacon-eating, beer-chugging hosers, and the bit eventually turned into the movie "Strange Brew.
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But some of them aren't horror movies at all: "Scary Movie 2," from 2001, is a parody of horror movies; last year's "Yoga Hosers" is just an actual horror.
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Lily-Rose most recently walked the Cannes Film Festival red carpet for her upcoming film The Dancer, and stars in the horror-comedy Yoga Hosers, due to open July 29.
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This is Depp's fourth time acting on the big screen, having previously appeared in Kevin Smith films Tusk and Yoga Hosers, as well the 2016 French biographical drama The Dancer.
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But the actress, who recently made her Sundance Film Festival debut for Yoga Hosers, adds that being in the spotlight isn't all glamour — especially when it comes to social media.
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Mr. Depp has appeared in some of the highest-grossing ("Pirates of the Caribbean") and weirdest ("Yoga Hosers") films of the past 30 years, earning him an estimated $650 million.
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Mr. Depp also reprises his "Tusk" gumshoe character, and channels Peter Sellers and Roman Polanski in a performance that, like much else in "Yoga Hosers," is more disturbingly peculiar than funny.
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The members of the group are painted as ignorant internet users ("anonymous hosers criticizing geniuses") who will get offended at anything and are just being mean to Titus for no good reason.
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Uniforms—and, by extension, the costumes superheroes don both when they're saving the world and when they're trying to hide their identities—play a role in Smith's 12th feature film, Yoga Hosers.
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A couple hours earlier, Lily-Rose Depp popped by with her Yoga Hosers co-star Harley Quinn Smith, and the two actresses talked about working with their dads Kevin Smith and Johnny Depp.
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While they each have their own projects here — Ms. Lyonne in comedies called "The Intervention" and "Yoga Hosers," Ms. Sevigny in a period drama "Love & Friendship" — their joint film, "Antibirth," is truly unhinged.
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She stars in the film Yoga Hosers with Lily Rose Depp, is named after an iconic Suicide Squad comic-book character, and has well-known comedian and actor Kevin Smith as a father.
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In addition to her modeling career (she was one of the faces of Chanel at 16) Depp recently appeared in the quirky horror comedy Yoga Hosers and the wildly different artsy French film The Dancer.
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The 16-year-old Yoga Hosers star and daughter of director Kevin Smith appeared on Good Morning America Friday, where she recalled nearly being abducted by two men who tried to claim they were Uber drivers.
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Canada loses most of its creative talent to the U.S. anyway, like our only two handsome Ryans; maybe I could be one of those hosers abandoning ship for the land of multifold opportunity and endless wealth?
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Depp, a budding model herself, has been following in her father, Johnny Depp's, footsteps, landing roles in Kevin Smith's Tusk in 2014 alongside Justin Long, and more recently in Smith's Yoga Hosers with her famous dad.
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Depp also had a small role in the Sundance release Yoga Hosers, and had a brief role in Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (but will have a much bigger role in the sequel slated for 2018).
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Pair this regularly occurring frustration with the knowledge that the country's mobile industry is dominated by an oligarchy made up of three major providers—Bell Canada, Telus, and Rogers—and you've got yourself some angry hosers there b'ye.
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The Johnny Depp that shows up in Yoga Hosers is the same Johnny Depp that showed up at the end of the 21 Jump Street movie, and I hope we continue to see more of this lighthearted spirit in coming years.
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This is the era of stoner Kevin Smith Yoga Hosers is actually a spinoff of Tusk, focusing on the two convenience store clerks Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Melody Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith) that appeared briefly in the original film.
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Harley Quinn Smith — daughter of famed director Kevin Smith and star of the Sundance film Yoga Hosers — was recently waiting for an Uber to pick her up in Los Angeles when a car pulled up and the driver told her to get in.
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Harley Quinn Smith — daughter of famed director Kevin Smith and star of the Sundance film Yoga Hosers — was waiting for an Uber to pick her up in Los Angeles recently, when a car pulled up and the driver told her to get in.
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" One person rather poetically noted, "Windsor smells like desperate American youth mixed in with dirty Canadian hosers," while a University of Windsor student said, "The city may smell... and the university may be shitty... but who gives a fuck once your [sic] drunk.
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" But recently Smith has been making outlandish movies like "Tusk," starring Justin Long as a podcaster who becomes the captive of a recluse who turns him into a walrus, and a spin-off of that movie two years later, 2016's "Yoga Hosers.
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Yoga Hosers is a sensory overload of silly puns, Harry Styles jokes, digitized social-media imagery, spilled maple syrup, and creature-feature oddities that come together to form a movie that feels explicitly comic book-y, even without any connection to an existing franchise.
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It's not just that the film isn't very tight or polished — he's never been a very accomplished filmmaker visually, and floating along on a cloud of extraneous wordplay has always been a Smith trademark — but Yoga Hosers is nearly devoid of plot or basic cause and effect.
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The writer-director started a passionate love affair with weed after working with Seth Rogen on Zack and Miri Make a Porno, and has espoused its creative benefits every since, but Yoga Hosers is filled with so much random, crazy nonsense that it serves as a counterpoint for all his evangelizing.
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A spin-off of 2014's horror-comedy Tusk and the second installment in his Canada-focused "True North" trilogy, Yoga Hosers concerns two yoga-obsessed teenage convenience store employees who tangle with murderous satanic paramours, cryogenically frozen Nazis, and pint-size Hitler-resembling bratwursts ("Bratzis," as the film calls them).
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The True North trilogy is a series of horror comedy films written and directed by Kevin Smith. Set in the View Askewniverse, it consists of the films Tusk (2014), Yoga Hosers (2016), and the planned Moose Jaws. While Tusk was a modest financial success, Yoga Hosers was a critical and financial failure.
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Smith revealed before the release of Tusk that he had written a spin-off film called Yoga Hosers, which would feature the cast from Tusk. On August 19, 2014, Borys Kit from The Hollywood Reporter revealed further details about the film. Yoga Hosers will be an action-adventure film and the second in the True North trilogy. As well as the rest of the entire cast of Tusk (except Michael Parks, who died in May 2017),Yoga Hosers the film will star Johnny Depp's daughter, Lily-Rose, and Smith's daughter, Harley Quinn.
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Depp reprised her Tusk role in Yoga Hosers, a spin-off that focuses on her and Harley Quinn Smith's characters. The film premiered at the Sundance Film Festival in January 2016.
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Metke's story inspired a character in Kevin Smith's 2016 film Yoga Hosers, as well as the film's title. The relief itself was later found to have been taken from Iran illegally, and returned there after being seized from a dealer's wares during a New York art fair.
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Transition from quads to inline The very first inline roller hockey team to earn a USA National Championship title did so at a USA Roller Sports National Championship held in San Diego in July 1993. At the previous 1992 USARS National Championships, also staged in San Diego, the San Diego Hosers won the Senior Gold Division title wearing their customary quad roller skates. As of that time, the Hosers manager/coach Paul Chapey felt that while inline skates were obviously faster, the advantage was to quad skates because of their assumed greater maneuverability. Some teams and individual players at the 1992 Nationals had been equipped with inline skates, but perhaps had not yet mastered their new vehicles.
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Her other film credits include Everyone Says I Love You (1996), But I'm a Cheerleader (1999), Scary Movie 2 (2001), Blade: Trinity (2004), Robots (2005), All About Evil (2010), Sleeping with Other People (2015), Hello, My Name Is Doris (2015), Addicted to Fresno (2015), Antibirth (2016), Yoga Hosers (2016), and Ad Astra (2019).
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Tusk is based on a story from Kevin Smith's SModcast podcast. It stars Michael Parks, Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment, Johnny Depp and Genesis Rodriguez. The film premiered at the Toronto International Film Festival, before it was released on September 19, 2014, by A24. Yoga Hosers is a spin- off of Tusk.
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Feed Us a Fetus is a 1986 album by the Dayglo Abortions. It contains some songs from their first album, which start on track 11 with "Kill the Hosers", but the track listing has been mixed up. Track 22 is two hidden bonus songs. The album is the Dayglo Abortions most successful selling album with 250,000+ Units Worldwide since its release.
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The second single was Les espaces et les sentiments. The third single, Mi Amor, was written by BB Brunes frontman Adrien Gallo. Other people that have contributed to the songwriting of the album include Mickey 3D frontman Mickaël Furnon, Johnny Depp, Paradis herself and their daughter Lily-Rose. In 2016, Paradis co-starred in Yoga Hosers with her daughter Lily-Rose, as a history teacher.
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Of course, one episode mentioned that he was a friend of He-Man. He more closely resembled the action figure in his "Snout Spout" appearance than he did in his "Hose Nose" appearance. A planned episode of She-Ra was to include Snout Spout's kind called Hosers, but it was scrapped. His figure came with a fireman's axe (he did not have this in the cartoon).
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At the time of Metke's arrest, American filmmaker Kevin Smith discussed the story on his podcast, SModcast, amused by Metke's description of the bougainvillea and crystals that morning. His co- host, Scott Mosier, imagined how the RCMP might have spoken to Metke, saying "Open up, yoga hoser!" The last two words became a minor catchphrase among their fans. In April, Smith announced he was working on a screenplay called Yoga Hosers.
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The film had its world premiere at the 2016 Sundance Film Festival on January 24. A tie-in comic book was also given out exclusively at the Sundance premiere. Written by Kevin Smith and illustrated by Jeff Quigley, Yoga Hosers: When Colleens Collide tells the story of how the girls met and became friends. Later in 2017, Dynamite Entertainment reprinted this special issue for release to comic stores.
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Tusk is a 2014 American comedy horror film written and directed by Kevin Smith, based on a story from his SModcast podcast. The film stars Michael Parks, Justin Long, Haley Joel Osment, and Genesis Rodriguez. The film is the first in Smith's planned True North trilogy, followed by Yoga Hosers (2016). Tusk had its world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival, before it was released on September 19, 2014, by A24.
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Moose Jaws is basically "Jaws with a moose". In June 2015, Harley Morenstein of Epic Meal Time confirmed he will be the lead in the film, following an appearance in the other two offerings. Also in June, Smith revealed that Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Depp will reprise their roles from Yoga Hosers. In September 2015, Kevin Smith mentioned that his character Silent Bob will be eaten by the killer moose.
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Yoga Hosers is a 2016 American horror comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith. It is a spin-off of Smith's 2014 horror film Tusk, and stars Smith's daughter Harley Quinn Smith, Lily-Rose Depp and her father Johnny Depp. The film is the second in Smith's True North trilogy, itself a spin-off of the View Askewniverse, and had its world premiere on January 24 at the 2016 Sundance Film Festival. The film was released on September 2, 2016, by Invincible Pictures.
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After it became a catchphrase among the podcast's listeners, Smith announced it would be the title of his next film. The character of Yogi Bayer in the film is also based on descriptions of Metke in the media. In August 2014, it was revealed Yoga Hosers would be an action-adventure, and the second in the True North trilogy. The film includes the entire cast of Tusk, including Depp's daughter Lily-Rose and Smith's daughter Harley Quinn, starring in their reprised roles as clerks.
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Depp will join Gary Oldman, Armie Hammer, and Evangeline Lilly in the opioid crisis thriller Dreamland that will premiere in 2020. She will also star in Neil Burger's sci-fi thriller Voyagers alongside Colin Farrell, Tye Sheridan, Isaac Hempstead Wright, and Fionn Whitehead. Depp next will star alongside George MacKay in Nathalie Biancheri’s Wolf, and in a Christmas comedy Silent Night with Keira Knightley and Roman Griffin Davis among the cast. She is set to reprise her Tusk and Yoga Hosers role in Moose Jaws.
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Crash Canyon launched on September 18, 2011. Joel Cohen, a Canadian expatriate living in Los Angeles while writing for The Simpsons, said that creating an animated Canadian show with fellow expatriates would allow to write "jokes only hosers would get". He recruited ex-Canadian writers Tim Long of The Simpsons and Chuck Tatham of How I Met Your Mother to write scripts for the series. Co-producer and story editor Greg Lawrence said that they have tried not to put too much emphasis on the family trying to escape the canyon.
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He co-starred with Miranda Cosgrove and Tom Sizemore in the thriller film The Intruders, and appeared in Kevin Smith's horror-comedy film Yoga Hosers (2016), about 15-year-old yoga nuts, Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie. The films also stars Johnny Depp, Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith and Haley Joel Osment. In 2016, he began playing the role of Wil Ohmsford in The Shannara Chronicles, MTV's television adaptation of the Terry Brooks novel The Elfstones of Shannara. On January 16, 2018, it was announced that the series had been cancelled after two seasons.
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Morenstein featured in one of Destorm's songs called "Epic wRap", which was uploaded on YouTube December 18, 2011. He has also been featured in fellow YouTube celebrity Freddie Wong's video web series Video Game High School, and appeared with Shane Dawson in a commercial for Just Dance 4. After Kevin Smith appeared on an episode of the show, and an episode of the TV show, he offered Morenstein a cameo role in his Tusk, which was followed by a cameo in his Yoga Hosers. He also starred in Smith's portion of the anthology movie Holidays.
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The title of the film Yoga Hosers came from a remark Scott Mosier made during an early 2014 segment of SModcast. Smith brought up fanciful quotes attributed to Simon Metke, an Edmonton yoga instructor whose home had recently been raided by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), who recovered an artwork stolen from the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts in 2011 there. Mosier imagined the RCMP saying "Open up, yoga hoser!" as they knocked on the door. After it became a catchphrase among the podcast's listeners, Smith announced it would be the title of his next film.
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Smith revealed before the release of Tusk that he had written a spin-off film called Yoga Hosers, which would feature the cast from Tusk. The title came from a remark Scott Mosier made during an early 2014 segment of SModcast, the podcast he cohosts with Smith. Smith brought up fanciful quotes attributed to Simon Metke, an Edmonton yoga instructor whose home had recently been raided by the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP), who recovered an artwork stolen from the Montreal Museum of Fine Arts in 2011 there. Mosier imagined the RCMP saying "Open up, yoga hoser!" as they knocked on the door.
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Since 2011, Smith has mostly made horror films, including Red State (2011) and the "comedy horror films" Tusk (2014) and Yoga Hosers (2016), two in a planned series of three such films set in Canada dubbed the True North trilogy. He has also served as a director-for-hire for material he did not write, including the buddy cop action comedy Cop Out (2010) and various television series episodes. Smith owns Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stash, a comic book store in Red Bank, New Jersey, that is the subject of the reality television show Comic Book Men (2012–2018). He also hosts the movie-review TV show Spoilers.
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Jay and Silent Bob are fictional characters portrayed by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, respectively, in Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, a fictional universe created and used in most of the films, comics, and television programs written and produced by Smith, beginning with Clerks. Jay and Silent Bob have appeared in all Askewniverse films; this excludes Smith's other projects: Jersey Girl, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, Cop Out, Red State, Tusk, and Yoga Hosers. The characters are shown spending most of their time selling marijuana in front of the convenience store in the Clerks films. In Clerks: The Animated Series, they were also shown selling illegal fireworks.
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Released September 19, 2014, it received mixed reviews. Before Tusk's release, Smith wrote the script for a spin-off of the film, which he titled Yoga Hosers. The movie began filming in August 2014, and was released in 2016. It stars Smith's daughter, Harley Quinn Smith, and Lily-Rose Depp, reprising their two minor characters from Tusk, with Johnny Depp also playing his inspector character from the earlier film. Smith revealed at the 2014 San Diego Comic-Con that he had written the script for a film called Moose Jaws, which he described as "Jaws with a moose", and which is planned to be the third and final film in his True North trilogy.
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The special aired May 20, 2007 on the CBC. "A 25-year plus enduring Canadian franchise credited with defining a national identity. The loveable beer- drinking, back bacon frying, toque-wearing original hosers trace their ascent to popularity following the release of their multiple award-winning, platinum selling album and highest grossing movie of 1983; reveal the fascinating stories of people whose lives were touched, affected or influenced by the extraordinary success of the McKenzie brothers; celebrate key milestones throughout the franchise's history and finally, reveal the men behind it all - Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas".IMDbPro Video of Two-Four Anniversary The program featured several wrap-around segments hosted by Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas as Bob and Doug McKenzie.
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During the ensuing year, Paul Chapey became an inline convert and the San Diego Hosers came back to the USAC/RS Nationals in 1993 entirely on inline skates and recaptured their national title. This significant event took place at least a year before all the other major roller inline hockey organizations were even in existence, including National Inline Hockey Association (NIHA), USA Hockey InLine, North American Roller Hockey Championships (NARCh) and American Inline Roller Hockey Series (AIRHS). USA Roller Sports, under the auspices of Fédération Internationale de Roller Sports (FIRS), established and hosted the first World Inline Roller Hockey Championships for men at the Odeum Arena in Villa Park, Illinois (a suburb of Chicago) in 1995. USA Roller Sports established the first Inline Hockey World Championships for Juniors, again in Chicago in 1996, following the USA National Championships.
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He and the prosecutors agreed that while he did not know the relief had been stolen, he could have taken more steps to ascertain that it had not been than just doing a Google search on "Is a Mesopotamian artifact missing?" He received a conditional discharge with probation and community service as his sentence; a character in the 2016 film Yoga Hosers was inspired by him after the story was reported in the media. The insurance company had taken legal ownership of the relief as a result of paying the claim, and while the museum could have bought it back by simply repaying the claim it declined to do so, as the relief was offered for sale at the 2016 Frieze Art Fair. While police suggested at the time of Metke's arrest they had some leads on the thief, he has not been identified.
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