I'LL GO DOWN TO THE GODDAMNED FLOOR MYSELF AND STOP IT, KEEP THE GODDAMNED COMMERCIAL BREAK GOING.
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No one wants to be publicly affiliated with you, lest their careers suffer like yours for daring to ask the goddamned question that's on everyone's goddamned mind.
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" And a Canada goose becomes, well, a "goddamned Canada goose.
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In other words, it is all over the goddamned map.
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Just look at those goddamned balloons rising above his head.
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The password to the dump is a goddamned 4chan meme.
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You needed a goddamned female festival to stop that provocation.
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Sports are sometimes exhilarating, and sometimes they are the goddamned worst.
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You have nothing to lose but your goddamned open-plan offices.
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It was like trying to capture photographic evidence of goddamned Bigfoot.
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His name was Kazushi Sakuraba and he was a goddamned marvel.
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Krantz would have had a good line about those goddamned panels.
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No. We're doing this by the seat of our goddamned pants.
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Seth Rogen auditioned for Dwight's role in The Office four goddamned times.
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Because it's the goddamned Omnicom account at stake, Claire and Simon agree.
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Ladies, on this day we are the backbone of this goddamned economy.
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It's so goddamned good and you should really listen to it below.
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Mac's Club DeuceThis 1926-built bar is a piece of goddamned history.
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He just happens to be doing it in the middle of goddamned nowhere.
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They are also a complete goddamned mess and can and should be changed.
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"You goddamned bastard, don't even think about coming back," she told the tumor.
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It was too goddamned perfect to be true, and yet there it was.
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I never lit that goddamned beacon, despite hours of tweaking my viewpoint. Nothing.
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No, The King will thump its themes into your head, whatever it goddamned takes.
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"It is time for some goddamned honesty in this world," she wrote in closing.
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He refuses to be cucked by this Disney prince in his own goddamned house.
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This is why I fucking hate security, computers, and the entire goddamned banking system.
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No job, zero rides, homework every goddamned week, zits all over the damn place.
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Steve Gunn has been putting out heady records for over a goddamned decade now.
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And Roy Williams was so goddamned pumped he looked like one of the Little Rascals.
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Half the people think I'm the bastard child who ruined basketball or some goddamned thing?
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In fact, until this year there's never even been a goddamned hearing on single payer!
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In fact, until this year there's never even been a goddamned hearing on single payer!
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Forget your goddamned gypsum, and, if he has a problem with that, forget Ed Burke, too.
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It's almost 20 years into the new millennium, and we haven't seen a single goddamned alien.
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Hogge: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.
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And I've been metaphorically punched in the face every day since for being that goddamned impressionable.
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Found out she's a new artist and she can't get played because she's too goddamned good.
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Cannabis enthusiast and national goddamned treasure Willie Nelson last released a 4/20 album seven years ago.
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And man, was it ever a delicious bone: Look at that face, he is so goddamned happy!
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And I'll be goddamned if I let any smug, clueless, condescending prick make me feel any different.
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New Jersey rapper and force of goddamned nature Cakes Da Killa has been eerily quiet of late.
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This is the part where I put Ovechkin's career postseason numbers into context like a goddamned idiot.
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You have nothing to lose but your goddamned open-plan offices This article originally appeared on Recode.net.
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I don't need a goddamned date on a meaningless holiday to validate my existence, thank you very much.
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Will Jacob Tremblay's dad (a goddamned POLICE DETECTIVE) be the "Michael Keaton's hot son" of this year's Globes?
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"I do not have the fortitude to explain non-binary gender to my goddamned widowed grandma," they continued.
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"It's none of the government's goddamned business if it makes your nose fall off!" he told The Atlantic.
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You're going to goddamned steam, the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money and it's no good.
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Messi, smiling like a goddamned saint, accept the lucky charm with instructions from the reporter to keep it safe.
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It's a pretty goddamned weird time to be alive in these United States and it just keeps getting weirder.
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When women walk down the hall and say this thing is happening to me, HR needs to goddamned step up.
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No one knows what the f--- it is and trying to describe it makes you look like a goddamned fool.
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I had the feeling, though, that after this I would never be able to tolerate this goddamned song ever again.
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While talking to the media after missing the kick, Walsh owned up to his failure like a goddamned grown-ass man.
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If it's Blandino, or Ed Hochuli, or maybe even Roger Goodell himself gingerly breaking it down, we want that goddamned video.
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Chuck Todd: The problem — I don't, I refuse to be on Slack because I don't need another goddamned thing to start checking.
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"—in an unexpected end to a kidnapping saga that had local police and the FBI scrambling—" It was the same goddamned building.
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Consider wiping your brow and moving your hand down your face only to find a goddamned piece of shrubbery stuck to it.
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" She went on to slam Clinton, saying the former secretary of State is friends with "everybody that gives her any goddamned money.
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Because you cannot focus the commander in chief's attention on more than one goddamned thing over the course of a meeting, okay?
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If you claim that you can taste the difference between a $10 bottle of vodka and a $50 bottle you're a goddamned liar.
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The Yankees—the goddamned New York Yankees—have a mock court set up in right field with fans in wigs and judge's robes.
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But the last person that Ezekiel Elliott should regard as a role model when it comes to good judgment is Jerry Goddamned Jones.
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But every rune, every bone charm, every document, every little sliver of story content, every goddamned bloodfly nest, has been in my grasp.
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Be sure to pick up Becky's new book Millenial Athletes and the Case for Legalized Murder Because I Hate Them So Goddamned Much.
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Telling us to stop staring at our goddamned phones is valuable advice, to be sure, but it isn't exactly worthy of a book.
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It felt as though the entire goddamned world, or at least the state of Louisiana, was conspiring to convince me to hit the sauce.
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There's one goddamned monstrous copy machine that gave me almost as much grief as a real-life counterpart in my real-life office. Almost.
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It's not that anyone thinks the Celtics are a bad team, or not up to the challenge, it's just the challenge is so goddamned challenging.
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One more conversation with Lisa about the goddamned invite list would have been preferable to moving boxes out of storage and into a moving van.
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It is goofy as all goddamned get out, and, actually, takes itself a lot more seriously than anything I've ever actually seen of pro wrestling.
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He added that the Navy had to switch to "goddamned steam; the digital costs hundreds of millions of dollars more money, and it's no good."
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It's a delightful collection of bird drawings paired with improved names like the Fuck-tailed Flycatcher, the White-breasted Butt Nugget, and the Goddamned Canada Goose.
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Keep your damn hammers quiet when MSNBC anchor Lawrence O'Donnell is working or he'll have to ... go down to the "goddamned floor" himself and stop it!
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At some point in the last eight years, somebody might have tried to explain bitcoin to you and it didn't make one goddamned lick of sense.
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TRUMP WANTS 'GODDAMNED STEAM' CATAPULTS: Trump wants to return to decades-old technology for the new class of supercarriers, he said in an interview published Thursday.
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Also per usual, Erlich dismisses this notion, declaring that the five of them are heroes, legends and "goddamned monuments," and that they should focus on celebrating.
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We have designed and built staggering feats of engineering that can be seen from space, and we know that because we've been to goddamned space, too.
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But you are the goddamned commissioner with collectively-bargained authority virtually unheard of and an appetite to wield whatever expertise you feel like claiming to match it.
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I mean, they really went ahead and stuck a bacon cheeseburger—not even a regular old burger or cheeseburger, but a goddamned bacon cheeseburger—between two pizzas.
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The leading scorer in NCAA women's history participated in a shirt toss promotion for fans and sweet sassy molassy, she has got a goddamned rifle for an arm.
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Is a black mark on so-called human ingenuity that it took us until 2016 to have a hockey goal scored by a goddamned javelin toss penalty shot?
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It's embarrassing that I never noticed that before—they have a song with the goddamned Backstreet Boys—but I always figured they were just overproduced pseudo-singer-songwriters.
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In a final, brash display of his stunning disconnectedness from the youths of America, presidential candidate Donald J. Trump has mispronounced the name of a goddamned national icon: Beyoncé.
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" She added, though, "I will be goddamned if I will let Bobby Lee Hampton make me a victim, too, by taking me down that road of bitterness and revenge.
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The comedian Jack Benny introduced Sinatra at a performance at the Paramount two years earlier, and after saying his name: ...thought the goddamned building was going to cave in.
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To Time magazine, Trump blasted digital technology employed on new Navy aircraft carriers and said he had directed that, instead, "you're going to goddamned steam" power to launch jets.
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I don't actually know, I wasn't listening, or don't remember because it's the fucking national anthem and it is literally sung before every goddamned sporting event in this country.
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Seeing the immensely talented Bad Bunny approaching the zenith of the Billboard singles charts on the subliminalized back of a goddamned Whopper combo feels more than a little bit triggering.
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President Donald Trump wants "goddamned steam" power catapults on the Navy's new Ford-Class aircraft carriers, not a new electromagnetic power system, according to Trump's interview this week with Time magazine.
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Full of the memorably punchy song titles ("Play the Goddamned Part") and the raw, industrial rock that NIN are best known for, the succinct album shows they're as relevant as ever.
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I didn't know what the hell I was doing for my first few hours, but I kept coming back to it, mostly because this game is just so goddamned happy to exist.
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It's also a goddamned embarrassment that they'd move like this when confronted by "Rock DJ." It's an affront to their country and their Queen and it's never going to get anyone laid.
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We guess deviled eggs are required for Easter because, like decapitating a hollow chocolate bunny, dying Easter eggs and making a goddamned mess of your kitchen table is mandatory to celebrate properly.
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Ask the old Brit who always wears the same blazer for a couple band suggestions and buy a goddamned CD playing jukebox because that makes us feel less bombarded by the present.
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That folks would accept a tall, ethereal blond as the lead ingénue of a summer action movie over an equally lovely but paler, shorter brunette, even though she originated the goddamned character?
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I am 41 and accomplished and a beloved wife and a good mother and a hard worker and a contributor to society and I am learning how to eat a goddamned raisin.
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If you thought that maybe the Cubs—short on magic, or long on the wrong kind of magic all these goddamned years—had used up all their good fortune, you thought incredibly wrong.
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We thought to ourselves, while drunk as hell and enjoying the flurry of nonsense, what better place to find out what was "trending," what was "cool"—because we obviously have no goddamned idea.
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I had spent the previous four years in frat houses in Philly, and I figured if I was going to be at Hogwarts, I might as well put on a goddamned wizard robe.
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The fact that I was so beaten down by this goddamned story and the permanent damage the pursuit of it did to my career means I take little pleasure in finally being vindicated.
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The invested effort of heterosexual single women looking for men to spend time with online is not met with a proportional return, not by a goddamned mile, and this disparity does not exist elsewhere.
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Thandie Newton is a goddamned gem and her work on Westworld shows she can turn even a whisper of chemistry into deafening on-screen steam (I'm talking about the robot sex with Rodrigo Santoro).
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We believe in it so strongly that people lost their goddamned minds when a football player chose not to stand up during a rendition of the "Star Spangled Banner" before a preseason NFL game.
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Others are willing to fault the parents for letting their child escape their attention long enough to fall into a goddamned gorilla enclosure, resulting in a needless killing of an otherwise gentle animal in captivity.
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Unfortunately, none of this amounts to more than hearsay or speculation, since no one has gotten close enough to truly inspect his scalp save for Jimmy Fallon, who squandered his shot on that goddamned ruffle.
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Tens of thousands of people took to social media to vent their disgust after plans for the joint activities were announced on Wednesday, with one commenter saying the Korean peninsula flag is "not my goddamned flag".
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Weezy couldn't contain himself: Next time you get bummed out by forces beyond your control holding up something you care about, remember this four-second gif, and think about how goddamned stoked Lil Wayne is right now.
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I bought this goddamned robot to serve my whims, because it has no heart and it has no brain and it has no parents and it doesn't eat and it doesn't judge me or care either way.
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I'd failed to pack ahead for any of the themed nights (including a very culturally questionable "Caribbean Queen" theme), so I fretted about what I'd wear, especially when Lynette showed up at my door wearing a goddamned tuxedo.
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Here's the facts: even the New York Times is losing its shit over the new Paddington movie, and I'll be goddamned if me watching it with neither stakes nor expectations isn't what my goddamn Moviepass was made for.
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And yet I also know that, for the rest of my life, no matter how many miles I ride my bike or how much goddamned kale I eat, I am going to have to worry about health insurance.
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"He had a taste of [peace], then this goddamned Negan guy showed up … I hate Negan," Lincoln whines, pinching the bridge of his nose and closing his eyes as if he feels real pain just thinking about it.
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His recent adaptation of The Great Gatsby may or may not have addressed Jay Gatsby's hubris, but I couldn't tell you for sure, as the movie continually had me one more goddamned zoom-shot away from a seizure.
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If you're going to make an entire movie about the United States government deciding to release a loose selection of murderous psychopaths into the wild, you should probably come up with a good goddamned reason for them to do so.
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Whatever you've resolved to do, I can promise you are not doing it nearly as well as this kid is tackling his 2016 dreams, which, as you can see, is to devour a whole goddamned watermelon, skin, rind, and all.
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Sometimes I listen to myself at these events, as I cautiously approach conversations with people and beg the universe to prevent them from asking me, "So...are you seeing anybody?" at an actual goddamned wedding because I honestly have a breaking point.
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I am not sure what more information a team could need than a serial abuser's written confessions of his serial abuse, but welcome to the NFL, kid, where we just say shit so people will get off our backs for one goddamned minute.
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Jeter's career coincided with an explosion of media coverage and baseball fans in places outside of New York, and some in New York (sorry, Mets fans), began to resent having the Yankees and Jeter shoved in their faces all the goddamned time.
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I moved to New York in 2007 from Los Angeles, where I had been living after college at U.C.L.A. You show up in New York for a week in September, and you're like, This is the most magical goddamned place on the planet.
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I moved to New York in 153 from Los Angeles, where I had been living after college at U.C.L.A. You show up in New York for a week in September, and you're like, This is the most magical goddamned place on the planet.
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Oh and into the 80s there's Czukay the goddamned goof, in the video for "Cool In The Pool," another arch disco song that works as disco just fine, wearing costumes, doing a Germanic Jerry Lewis routine with his face, and blowing into a French horn.
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But this constant fluffing of the NFL at the expense of the players, deflecting blame from the league's (many, countless) ineptitudes, then writing a goddamned open letter to the players telling them they demean themselves—who are you serving in doing all this, Peter?
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When guest vocalist Sarah came out to lend her voice to the sprawling "Deluge," at the end, she and Rachel locked arms and held one another as they sang, and I'll be goddamned if it wasn't one of the most affecting things I've seen in ages.
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He also shouted out LaVar Ball who, in the most predictable goddamned thing in the world, is now feuding with Donald Trump after the president demanded a thank you from his son LiAngelo for apparently clearing the way for him to return home after getting caught shoplifting in China.
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" (Her father, Jay, she says, spent thirty-two years on the society's National Council.) Conner's memoir has its affecting moments, but much of its dialogue is recalled with a kind of camera-ready convenience meant to penetrate the thickest skull: "Suddenly Dad erupted, 'The goddamned liberal press smeared us again.
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It grew and metastasized from sports scandal to physics lesson to national news saga to University of New Hampshire class to interpretive portraiture session to a literal federal case, spawning motions and appeals and the very real possibility of ending up before the goddamned Supreme Court of the United States of America.
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You're such a goddamned exhibitionist, put on such a wonderful show, that it is difficult if not impossible to speak with you seriously and cogently without an audience; I'm taking this opportunity, this medium, this hour, in fact, to try and put across to you something of what I feel and think. Amen.
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Its two Royal Rumble matches (the traditional men's match and the very first women's) were near perfectly booked, never seemed to drag, and reminded everyone both of what a roster as talented and large as WWE's can do and brought up questions about why they just won't goddamned do it all the time.
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He was the face of Sprite in 2016; he covered "It Takes Two" with Carly Rae Jepsen and Mike Will Made-It for a Target campaign last year; in what seemed to be a Mad Libs-generated snapshot of music in 2018, he collaborated with Donny Osmond for a goddamned Chef Boyardee commercial.
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Using the hashtag "Why Women Don't Report," she tweeted in 2016 about being raped by a then unnamed studio head, saying, "It is time for some goddamned honesty in this world," "A (female) criminal attorney said because I'd done a sex scene in a film I would never win against the studio head," McGowan tweeted.
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The band took one half of album centerpiece "Third of May / Ōdaigahara" to Colbert last night, and Pecknold sounded every bit as clear and curious as he does on record, staring out into the studio audience as though he was staring into the goddamned beyond, standing in front of some faux-stained-glass set dressing.
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Only, Philosophy Bro's version is way better: Like, let's say I'm on my way to a bitchin' party and I'm looking fly as shit and I smell good because you already know, and I've got a 30-rack of Natty because I'll be goddamned if I show up empty-handed to the house I'm about to burn down.
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There were takedowns of abusive men in Hollywood, breakdowns of great messages in movies to teach to tween girls, an impassioned plea for Sandra Oh to get a goddamned Oscar, and a beautiful examination of trash TV. All of it felt blessedly productive, because I didn't have to watch the Oscars (and money went to RAINN).
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It was only a couple of years ago when I'd first read "Desert Solitaire" and been floored by Abbey's barreling prose, his joy and petulance, his pre-Gonzo Gonzoness: "[F]or godsake folks get out of them there machines, take off those [expletive] sunglasses and unpeel both eyeballs, look around; throw away those goddamned idiotic cameras!" he wrote.
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The 7-minute YouTube clip is titled "Know the Risk — Raise Your Shield: Travel Awareness" (more like Know the Risk: Excessive Punctuation, am I right?), and follows American everyman Frank as he travels from the United States, where information is always safe, to an unnamed foreign country, whereupon he's immediately put under state surveillance for the crime of having too much goddamned liberty.
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I've written at length about why Iron Maiden is so important, and why they're still so vital to the global metal community (to say nothing of their awe-inspiring impact on the genre's history and evolution), but at the end of the day, I'm still just a fan, and I was over the goddamned moon to be seeing them play again.
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But it's April 26, I don't have to worry about real football, and depression, and drinking too much, and losing my voice, and the Giants inexplicably having a terrible year the very same year the Jets need a top pick for a quarterback, and more depression, and the goddamned Patriots winning the division again, and oh my god why do I keep doing this do myself??
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I could write up a thing about what it all means for the long-term future of the Sixers and how ungodly awful that trade with the Mavericks was and how the entirety of their 73-31 record over the last four years may all be for nothing and it's 2017 and fucking Donald Trump is the President of the United States and this year is the goddamned worst.
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Baker Mayfield, their large and fresh-faced quarter back, has not yet learned of the crushing void that waits beneath him every time he lines up under center; wide receiver Jarvis Landry will continue biff his teammates on the skull until they display the kind of heart required in the rust belt; their offensive line coach, who belongs on the label of a bottom-shelf bourbon, has so much goddamned grit that he thinks stretching before exercise is for cowardly millenials.
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This whole awards season has been full of them, from Meryl Streep's instantly legendary speech at the Golden Globes—which inspired a Trump Tweetstorm that was the foundation of host Jimmy Kimmel's best bit—to George Clooney begging people "not to let hate win" at the Cesar Awards, to my personal favorite, Stranger Things actor David Harbour's rousing call to action at the SAG awards, which made you want to both get out in the streets and punch monsters in the goddamned face.
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"S-Town" is a penetrating psychological portrait of a brilliant, troubled man who has an orator's sense of timing and cadence, even when spewing profanities to Reed: We ain't nothing but a nation of goddamn, chicken-shit, horse-shit, tattletale, pissy-ass, whiny, fat, flabby, out of shape Facebook looking damn twerp-fest, peeking out the windows and slipping around, listening in on the cell phones and spying in the peephole and peeping in the crack of the goddamned door, and listening in the fucking sheet rock.
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And not only are people willfully ignoring that in order to score bullshit points for performative patriotism, we now have a goddamned 49-year-old man charged with turning boys into men quoting Colonel Nathan R. Fucking Jessup, a fictitious man who was convicted of ordering a code red on P.F.C. William T. "Willie" Santiago and dramatically arrested in court after telling a United States Naval Officer—played by Tom Cruise—that he was going to rip the eyes out of his head and piss in his dead skull.
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