"I know what you're thinking," he deadpans in the voiceover.
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"Throw your little tiny sunglasses into the ocean," she deadpans.
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"I don't know and I don't really care," Bourdain deadpans.
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"To a mathematician, I'm a pretty good physicist," Stoll deadpans.
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"From a business perspective, I could give two shits," she deadpans.
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"Everybody walks on eggshells," deadpans Tim Simons (aka Jonah on Veep).
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"And look how far it got you," Ronna deadpans in reply.
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"Where I come from that is called slavery," Wonder Woman deadpans.
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"I found out who Ariana Grande was two months ago," Notaro deadpans.
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"I just like coming here to sketch people in crisis," Michelle deadpans.
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You look like you pump iron," Johnson deadpans, nicknaming him "swole patrol.
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"Duct tape," Cernan deadpans during a recent visit to PEOPLE's editorial offices.
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"I also play things," she deadpans, lowering her eyebrows in bemused indignation.
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"I don't understand why this generation thinks they invented gender fluidity," Owens deadpans.
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"You do not want to spray mist directly onto your face," he deadpans.
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"This is the part where you say, 'he got Quinoa Kitchen,'" he deadpans.
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"Honey, leave a few minutes after me," he deadpans when the shoot is over.
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"We'll also chat about everyday things, your job, travel plans, vaginal steaming," she deadpans.
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"I tried to start a revolution, but I didn't print enough pamphlets," Korg deadpans.
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"There aren't any cows to milk here, kid," an emaciated Harley Quinn lookalike deadpans.
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"I may have missed a few," he deadpans — and really, how could one not?
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"Jon Snow is definitely alive" she deadpans, "because he said 'no' to doing our show."
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"Maybe nobody likes you," he deadpans when Nadine barges into his classroom and starts complaining.
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"That's one thing I can think of that would make Twitter even worse," he deadpans.
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"I've never been so happy to be in New York in my life," he deadpans.
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" Mr. Robbins deadpans: "Needless to say, I never worked for him again after that conversation.
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"And the reception's been pretty good when I'm not in a dead zone," he deadpans.
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"It's gonna be a fun night," one deadpans before sliding her another glass of gin.
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"It was the only picture I could find," Marlinspike deadpans as we walk into the building.
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" After Bryant shows up another player asks, "How old are you?" to which Bryant deadpans, "Sophomore.
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"I recently wrote some songs that have choruses, so I'm feeling great about that," Martin deadpans.
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"I haven't told her that I'm a criminal," he deadpans, then pauses briefly before cracking up.
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"What bothers me the most is when people say Hillary Clinton is a bitch," Fey deadpans.
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"When you see me out here, I really don't look like this," she deadpans in another monologue.
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"Also, I took the kids" Kunis, 35, deadpans to her husband as she reads the tabloid report.
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" He then deadpans to the camera, "Sure, you truly do not need to text me about it.
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"The biggest misconception of myself and the band is that we're miserable pricks," he deadpans over email.
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"They don't want to be named, and I think that's all we can say about it," he deadpans.
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"He mistook me for my mother, so I used a knife to show him the difference," she deadpans.
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"Expansion of the hips — the hips are gonna get wider than you've ever felt was possible," Firestone deadpans.
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"The Heute Show", a satirical television programme, deadpans that the Saarland is the real centre of power in Germany.
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The competitive area has forced them to widen their scope, taking on "just any home available in Nashville," Turner deadpans.
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"They pointed out what a psycho you'd married?" she deadpans between taking large sips out of her red wine glass.
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"In the morning I climb the tree and I get fresh coconuts," he deadpans, before cordially kicking out the cameras.
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"I choose you today, and I choose you every day from here on out," Arie deadpans to a giddy Becca.
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"I had no idea there were this many people interested in the House Subcommittee for Transportation," someone behind me deadpans.
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"This is the first record we have where we can't just throw it up on Bandcamp," singer Jason Balla deadpans.
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It also includes Mr. Johnson's trademark sly, raised-eyebrow humor: "Of course, the wolf flies," he deadpans of one monster.
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"Yeah, that'll trick 'em," David deadpans, and the two seem vaguely tickled by the whole idea of being on television together.
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"My tie being out of place, saying the 17th pick, saying 2016, then maybe me fainting after it's over," he deadpans.
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But, Mindy is still paying for everything, acting as "the American taxpayer" to Ben's Melania Trump, as Tamra (Xosha Roquemore) deadpans.
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"I'm having a relationship now, that is teaching me about possessiveness with intimacy and it's with my three dogs," she deadpans.
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"I told him that Beijing sent me," she deadpans, an unlikely scenario, to say the least, for the government-harried activist.
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It's Camille who gives him the holiday's back story: "Zeke Calhoun, our founding pedophile, he fought for the South," she deadpans.
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"It's been a really interesting year for me because a lot of my guy friends came out as predators," she deadpans.
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"If you tag Libya with Pan Am 21991, that's fair to say it's going to disrupt our relationship with Libya," Mueller deadpans.
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"I love wine, as I'm not really a beer drinker, so I guess it's a slightly obnoxious thing to do," he deadpans.
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" Crenshaw deadpans, then launches into roasting Davidson's appearance with lines like, "He looks like if the meth from Breaking Bad was a person.
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"Gabriella always gives us little stories, so she introduces me to the audience as Igor; says I've just arrived from Romania," Roberts deadpans.
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While sitting in the hot seat with Galifianakis, Clinton deadpans that she's having second thoughts about her decision to appear on the Web series.
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"It's a tough call, they're both so different," Blunt deadpans in the video, just as Streep did as editor Miranda Priestly in Devil Wears Prada.
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"My daughter is 11, she could probably watch Argo in a year or two, maybe a few more years for Live By Night," he deadpans.
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As the breakout performer in Ocean's 8 and Crazy Rich Asians, her trademark raspy-voiced deadpans and fast-paced quips have made her a household name.
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" Earlier, when the trailer's voice-over narrator expresses shock that Reynolds is appearing in the trailer in character, the star deadpans, "No, It's Rhythm Nation-era Janet Jackson.
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"I want to ride a unicorn," the Property Brothers star, 38, deadpans in an interview with PEOPLE Now, when asked what he'd like to accomplish before turning 40.
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"This is going to be a lot of fun," Laureline deadpans as they head into a perilous situation, a bit of sarcasm that proves prescient given what follows.
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Each of the characters, situated in a spaceship, does some debating of the merits of Logic's tunes ("You gotta be a fucking idiot if you don't like Logic," Rick deadpans).
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Jonathan also has plans for Drew and Linda's master bedroom at the Vegas house, now that they'll be moving out: "I'm pretty sure I'm going to Airbnb it," he deadpans.
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"Not to take away from that historical significance from you perhaps becoming the first female president, but for younger, younger generations you will become their first white president," Galifianakis deadpans.
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"The civilians who are participating think this is a game, but my team is going to take this very seriously," Robert Clark, a former FBI agent, deadpans over a menacing jingle.
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Dressed in a floral frock and working behind the counter at a fast food restaurant, she deadpans to the camera, a la The Office, as if to say, 'Isn't this dumb?
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" In his 1990 sit-down, Rivers says to Trump, joking: "If you had slept with every woman they [the media] claimed you slept with…" He deadpans in reply: "I'd be dead.
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"It's a thin veneer of satire and plot, that's so thin, it's actually the smallest and lightest and most confusing plot that's ever been released from a major studio," Cohen deadpans.
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Stephen Colbert and Samantha Bee launch weaponized jokes from a baseline of anger; John Oliver sputters panicked warnings; Seth Meyers and Trevor Noah impart the gravity of their words with grim deadpans.
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"That smiling bucket is what it means to be a woman," a curator of one of Barta's self-harming acts deadpans, in one of many lines that wriggle between mockery and sincerity.
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Danes gives us a Carrie who's older and wiser ("I'm not as fun as I used to be," she deadpans, ordering a nonalcoholic drink) but also wrenchingly aware of her own precariousness.
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"Planet Claire has pink air, all the trees are red, no one ever dies there, no one has a head," Schneider deadpans over a beat that borrows from legendary composer Henry Mancini.
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"While rehearsing we are doing the 'spinning bat challenge' where you put your forehead on a baseball bat that's touching the ground and spin around 5 times before playing each song," Kesha deadpans.
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Lean and agile, with wispy dark hair, blue-rimmed glasses and a bounce in his step, Karp hugs like the Angeleno he has become and deadpans like the New Yorker he once was.
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You'll wince at her alarm clock, which slaps her awake with a robot hand, and cackle at her cereal bot, which hurls Cheerios and milk all over her kitchen table as she deadpans.
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"She would take her bra off in client meetings, she would have to go out and have 95,000 smokes… she'd be a nightmare," Welch deadpans, as Pumps nods her head in agreement beside her.
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"The date's blah so far, he's talking about the weather for Christ's sake, which means its not going well," deadpans Wanzer in an interview of their stroll on a rare cloudy Los Angeles day.
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Cyril, a war orphan from yet another Fodlán crusade, deadpans his way through conversations with characters asking him what it was like where he was born, and would he like to go back there?
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"Outside the carolers start to sing / I can't describe the joy they bring / 'Cause joy is something they don't bring me," he deadpans before going onto introduce us to his girlfriend, a character who will never return.
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"If you and I have learned nothing else these past years, it's that in life and art nothing should be off the table," Spacey deadpans, apparently not realizing that, yes, sexual assault should be very much off the table.
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In fact, one of my favorite moments of "Baggage" happens when Moira comes home from her soulless bathroom hookup, her housemate/fellow ex-Handmaid deadpans, "blessed be the Fruit Loops," and Moira bursts out laughing like she can barely believe it.
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The home itself is filled with gifts from friends — including many feline-themed paintings and sculptures, in homage to a now-deceased cat — and five (or thereabouts: "It's a clown car," Derian deadpans) guest rooms, allowing for plenty of company.
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Clairo (Claire Cottrill), now 21, went viral in 2018 on YouTube with bedroom-recorded tracks, and her 2019 debut album, "Immunity," remains determinedly subdued as she deadpans her way through songs that touch on self-harm and deeply unsettled relationships.
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But as much as Pablo is rooted in Kanye in confession, "revealing the layers to my soul," as he deadpans on "FML," it's also about recognizing dark thoughts and processes and transcending them as best he can in the existing systems he traverses.
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Somerhalder deadpans that it "depends on if it [we] outlived it by virtue of shoving it down everyone's faces, and the market wasn't necessarily asking for it," while the others argue that this particular vein of supernatural stories will never go out of style.
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It feels less investigation and more personal obsession—"This is a note that I pulled out of [Jason's] trash in 2000," he deadpans at one point—especially when he reveals that he's hired a private investigator to follow Jason around, and shows us the tapes.
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It was like an issue of Martha Stewart Grieving.) Turns out Henry's uncle is a bishop ("Good old England," Mary deadpans) and pretty soon, in what must be the speediest wedding in "Downton" history, the bells are ringing for the lady and her scamp.
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Hudkins, who is always wearing a plaid shirt and has a mop of brown hair that shags in front of his glasses, deadpans constantly, and is seemingly incapable of passing up a chance to throw sarcasm, anti-humor, a dad joke, or, if possible, all three, into conversation.
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The clip is as much a display of Giertz's wit as it is of her contraptions, and she glows under the bright lights of late-night TV. "This is perfect for a nutritious meal," she deadpans as the live studio audience loses it over her vegetable-chopping robot.
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After detours through the punk music, cut short by hernia surgery ("If I tried to say 'Oi' out loud I would probably get another hernia," he deadpans) he's settled on a version of pop music that lives somewhere in the subconscious—resurfacing strange memories and reinterpreting old mythologies in hypnagogic synthesizer leads.
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N.C. Give me someting to last all nightMake me a better dancerSeems whatever the question isMachinery is the answer The Belgian electronic group Soulwax deadpans these lyrics in "Transient Program for Drums and Machinery," which is both a free download from its website and the name of a touring project next year.
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This post originally appeared on VICE UK. "Get ready for a white-knuckle ride," deadpans Guy Toyn, a court reporter and the director of Court News UK, as he leads me into the press room in the bowels of the Old Bailey, the central criminal court of the UK. A couple of old police constables sit at empty desks.
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Ms. Okonedo, by contrast, brings with her the experience of playing two canonical American plays on Broadway — "A Raisin in the Sun," for which she won a Tony in 2014, and "The Crucible," for which she was nominated last year — and fields both Albee's acidic wit ("I thought I'd stop by the feed store," Stevie deadpans) and deepening pain.
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"If you don't watch the show, you're racist," co-creator Bashir Salahuddin deadpans while dressed as his alter ego Sherman McDaniel at the end of a trailer, mocking any suggestion that his and Diallo Riddle's behind-the-scenes look at a fictional "Soul Train" or "American Bandstand" like program could only find an audience in people who looked like them.
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McGriff appeared in commercials for Tom Emanski's Baseball Fundamentals training videos in 1991. In the ad, McGriff deadpans the merits of the videos while wearing a "Baseball World" mesh cap perched high atop his head. The commercials ran for over a decade on ESPN, making them some of the longest running commercials on television. He now hosts a radio show in Tampa.
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The film humorously censors itself by blocking a revealing scene in which the narrator deadpans: "and that man's here again." However, the release was not without controversy. A copyright infringement suit was filed against Elaine Barrie and Dwain Esper, claiming that E.K. Nadel had exclusive rights to the title. John Barrymore and his family were angered by Barrie's appearance in the film and the portrayal of their marriage.
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A second promo featured Steiner being traded from ESPN to Melrose Place in exchange for actor Andrew Shue. While Shue delivers a straight-up report on a meeting with Paul Tagliabue, Steiner is then seen wearing shorts and introduces himself to Laura Leighton (in character as "Sidney Andrews") as the new "pool boy" in the show's apartment complex. Steiner starred in a third promo with boxer Evander Holyfield. In the opening shot, Evander questions Stuart Scott about Steiner's assessment that Holyfield is only the "50th best heavyweight of all-time"; Stuart then deadpans that he meant "the 50th best heavyweight -- in Georgia".
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Accessed October 30, 2008. Reiner's most enduring film role was in 1989's When Harry Met Sally..., in which director Rob Reiner cast his mother as a customer in a scene with stars Billy Crystal and Meg Ryan at Katz's Delicatessen, in which Ryan fakes what was described as "a very public (and very persuasive) orgasm". Approached by a waitress after Ryan finishes, Reiner deadpans "I’ll have what she’s having". The line was ranked 33rd on the American Film Institute's list of the Top 100 movie quotations, just behind Casablanca's "Round up the usual suspects".AFI’s 100 Years: 100 Movie Quotes, American Film Institute, page 2. Accessed October 30, 2008.
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Proclaiming that he is "through with baseball", he tells the sceptical newsmen that he wants the "peace and quiet" of the cowboy life. Gehrig plays an easygoing dude rancher, whose self-deprecating humor is displayed the first time he attempts to ride a horse. As he timidly approaches his steed, a ranch hand urges, "Jus' walk right up to him like ya' wasn't afraid", to which Gehrig deadpans, "I couldn't be that deceitful". An unscrupulous interloper, Ed Saunders, and his henchmen have seized control of the local "Ranchers Protective Association" by subterfuge and are using it as a front to extort outrageous "association fees" from the local ranchers, resorting to violence and bribery.
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