Maybe it's not about you, Cancer; maybe he's just constipated.
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It kind of comes off sounding like a constipated Muppet.
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"I was constipated my whole life," Judy Edwards reluctantly admitted.
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Eating it might render you comatose, helpless, and mortally constipated.
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College basketball can look constipated and elementary compared to the NBA.
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She's the antidote to a constipated agenda — or so he wagers.
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They made him frequently drowsy and constipated, interfering with his busy life.
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But that's not the only reason you might feel constipated on keto.
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She's constipated, but won't take Jenny up on her secret family recipe.
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Read This Next: Constipated Man Has 28 Pounds of Feces Surgically Removed
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Pitts, 214, might make her constipated and foggy, and could be addictive.
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Meanwhile, the owners of Snorri the constipated rabbit came to visit him.
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Constipated by endless traffic lights and big box stores, the gridlock is unending.
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According to one study, between 16-38% of pregnant women report being constipated.
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In constipated people, it seems probiotics can boost the frequency of bowel movements.
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Not every keto dieter will feel constipated, but it's not an uncommon side effect.
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The fiber content of the vegetables also means you are unlikely to get constipated.
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She'd have spells of vomiting or diarrhea; other times she'd be constipated for days.
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The higher the dose of opioid, the more likely patients were to feel constipated.
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But she was also so constipated she was making endless trips to the bathroom.
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Sometimes, it was due to illness, like when Panama's Bruce Kanegai found himself severely constipated.
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Pregnant people might feel more constipated than usual because of the increased hormones as well.
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Here we see the last, best place for an emotionally constipated culture to express itself.
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Throw in some fart jokes and a constipated dragon, and you've got yourself a movie.
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Dan: It looks like the bee is constipated and is taking a really painful pointy dump.
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Anyone who is chronically constipated will tell you that pooping becomes the absolute focus of your life.
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Mostly, he speaks with a pained, constipated look that doesn't fit someone contemplating the complexities of murder.
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I stopped eating during the daytime, and, eventually, I stopped shitting (I was a chronically constipated child).
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She knew something was wrong — for several months she had been feeling tired, constipated and endlessly thirsty.
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"You will probably get constipated because you need fiber and aren't getting enough from the diet," Crupain said.
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If your pet is often constipated or gassy, they may be overweight and/or following a poor diet.
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Daenerys Targaryen (Emilia Clarke) also appears as though she's ready to pummel some lands—and also maybe constipated?
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Basically, for me, I swing between being really constipated to being really at the opposite end of things.
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A lot of patients will get constipated on opioids, and we have to make sure we treat that.
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She'd been constipated for several days and after taking laxatives all that happened was some gurgling in her stomach.
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You'll try fruit you love, might find some you hate, and best of all, you probably won't be constipated.
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They would rid themselves of their propensity for one-on-one play, which had constipated their half-court sets.
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You turn a corner and the dance of your hands across the keys is no longer a constipated jitterbug.
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Hutchins administered the enema to the baby after asking her mother for permission because the child seemed constipated, police believe.
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"Constipation messes with the vagina, too," she writes, explaining that when people are constipated, they tend to "strain" on the toilet.
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So the overall effect of this diet is it'd make you constipated, vitamin deficient, irritable, and without much lean-body mass.
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It was a tearful catharsis for a show that's been emotionally constipated for months now: A Bachelor show aired something devastating.
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A check-up revealed that Ubumwe was constipated, so she was given medicine and fluids to help treat her gastrointestinal distress.
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But as I stood up out of bed I was walloped by a sharp pain in my kidneys—I was constipated.
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And Pence is so loyal that when Trump dumps him (probably via Twitter) he'll just give that constipated nod of his.
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She had taken opioids in the past, but was worried about getting addicted, having her baby be dependent, and being constipated.
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Ditch the constipated talk of "concerns about immigration" (which only looks evasive) and make the honest case for the current, controlled levels.
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When you're constipated and pooping less frequently, your stool is often very hard because there's less water in it, Dr. Knotts says.
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Read more: Over 100 bubble-tea balls got stuck in a teen's digestive tract and made her constipated for nearly a week.
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"They say necessity is the mother of invention, and my mother was constipated," Bobby Edwards, designer of the Squatty Potty, told me.
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It doesn't have this constipated, sclerotic thing that cities like New York, London, Paris have, where whatever you do, nobody will notice.
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It's the word that no one likes, the word that indicates, to so many Americans, constipated octogenarians praying on spoonfuls of paste.
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Hydration and your health You could quickly become constipated as your colon steals water from your stool to keep your digestive system moving.
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"Being constipated is not carcinogenic or anything like that," says Nitin Ahuja, a gastroenterologist and assistant professor of clinical medicine at Penn Medicine.
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Think back to the last time you were constipated—the bloating, the abdominal pain, the feeling that you gotta go but you just can't.
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Anyway, young pre-raw Kristina was only going to the bathroom once a week and was very constipated, eating a poor, high-fat diet.
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If you're always constipated, you can damage the signaling nerves in the rectum, lose strength in those muscles, and be prone to, ahem, leaks.
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If you're really cursed, the subway disgorges you there, into a constipated labyrinth where all beauty, civility and dreams of punctuality go to die.
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Critics are warning moviegoers not to see Dolittle because there's a scene where Robert Downey Jr. pulls bagpipes out of a constipated dragon's butthole.
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Extrapolate those figures out to the entire opioid-consuming nation, and you end up with a whole lot of severely constipated Americans seeking relief.
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More than a third of them (1,001 people) reported being constipated — often to the point that caused them to miss work or skip social functions.
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It's a promising title given that Sigmund Freud treated a patient whom he called the Wolf Man, a constipated Russian aristocrat who dreamed of white wolves.
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A triploid is reproductively constipated because it can't divide three into two very well, but then when you get up to tetraploid again, the biology recovers.
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These Cleveland invaders are the constipated, turpentine-blooded, repressed amphibians that police morality while sexually harassing their secretaries or taking exceptionally wide stances at men's restrooms.
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Meagan and Michael Xydias thought their 2-year-old daughter Kenni was simply constipated or experiencing a growth spurt when her stomach started protruding earlier this month.
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And many single adults were found to have been receiving only bologna sandwiches to eat, causing some on the diet to become constipated and require medical attention.
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All had been constipated for at least three months but hadn't used any medication for constipation for at least two weeks before the start of the experiment.
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He also showed early in the campaign that if you're not too constipated to roll with the news, cable shows will give you billions in free airtime.
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Watching people "Jym" makes for a strange sight, since we're used to seeing people use gym equipment in a repetitive way, often with constipated looks on their faces.
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The man, a 22-year-old who remains anonymous, had been constipated since birth, Inverse reports, and the feces in his colon had been accumulating throughout his life.
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If you're constipated, there are safer, cheaper things to try, and if you're doing it for weight-loss reasons, you're just paying to have someone give you diarrhea.
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Then it got a little bigger, and I changed my story for myself just to be like, I don't know what it is, and I'm just constipated or something.
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One mother told the publication she is paying off a $3,100 bill for an X-ray and urine analysis that ultimately determined her nine-year-old son was constipated.
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" In an opinion piece for Metro, the baby's creator, Leo Murray, points out that the balloon will certain have "tiny hands and a malevolent, constipated expression on his face.
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Will the Christmas Prince find a way to modernize his country's infrastructure and pay attention to his fiancée, all while maintaining the aura of a slightly constipated Ken doll?
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I tried the anti-nausea medication, but it just made me constipated for three days (not ideal when your appetite is already out the window) and didn't do much else.
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Additionally, one might feel overly full or distended because there's too much gas in their gastrointestinal tract, because they are constipated or because they have aerophagia, or excessive air swallowing.
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Caruso says it's easy to spot a constipated manatee: These will be swimming with their tails up out of the water, unable to expel the buoyant gas from their behinds.
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At its worst, baseball is self-regarding and priggish-unto-coppish and emotionally constipated; even at its best, it is a game without much space or much patience for expressiveness.
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As a result, if a person takes opioids, they can bind with the receptors in the gut and interfere with the correct functioning of the bowels, causing them to become constipated.
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"If you are constipated, it is a better idea to drink more water, increase your fiber intake, and talk to your doctor if these measures don't work," she told Health via email.
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With my professional experience as a birth and postpartum doula (and my personal experience as a once-constipated new mom), Brie and I can both attest that postpartum constipation is exceedingly common.
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The final evacuation didn't occur until weeks later, when Joseph "Joe" Del Campo found himself constipated and unable to urinate after indulging too heavily in the food portion of a reward challenge.
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We still have a democratic elite that stifles the population in its own name, but instead of constipated old Latin orators, they seem to get most of their worldview from TV boxsets.
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"There is evening and there are corsets in the Oscar show, but the shape is so basic and simple that she will not come across as someone who is constipated," Garcia adds.
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Checking a bag means you're paying more to be physically separated from your belongings and must wait up to an hour to be reunited with them in the constipated bowels of an airport.
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"Basically, for me, I swing between being really constipated to being... really at the opposite end of things," says Paul Silver, who's been suffering with Crohn's since he was 12 (he's now 32).
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We had originally depicted Trump Baby as crying, but at the last minute we decided that it was a little too sympathetic, so we changed it to the constipated grimace he now has.
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We heard from a mom whose 9-year-old son received a $3,100 bill from a South Carolina hospital, which used an X-ray and urine analysis to determine that he was constipated.
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Dietitian Jessica Cording, who's writing her book The Little Book Of Game-Changers: 50 Healthy Habits For Managing Stress & Anxiety, recommends taking magnesium citrate powder mixed with warm water before bed if you're constipated.
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The voice actors all seemed to have been given the same note ("read the line again, only this time you're furious and constipated"), and they almost never sounded the way their onscreen avatars looked.
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This can happen even when the bladder is not full, for example, when the bladder is irritated by excessive consumption of caffeine or alcohol or compressed by stored stool when a person is constipated.
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Once labeled, the images can be fed to a computer that will be trained to spot the difference between, say, type 1 (which may mean you're constipated) and type 3 or 4 (which are ideal).
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After four days in the countryside, besides getting constipated, I gained an immense amount of respect for the millions of Romanians forced to poo outside simply because local authorities don't care enough about their welfare.
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The new trailer that dropped Sunday night features everyone from Carrie Brownstein as Larry's constipated employee to Andrea Savage to Seinfeld alum Bryan Cranston, who appears to have the unenviable job of being Larry's shrink.
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Why periods make you constipated Progesterone has a slight constipating effect (which is also why constipation is common during pregnancy), so it's normal to have some constipation in the days leading up to your period.
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The ones who say such on television do so with an almost constipated look on their faces, as if acknowledging that this bit of history is the sum total of Obama's effect on national and international affairs.
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An SSRI I was taking was making me very constipated, but in my eagerness to keep a blockage from happening, I would rally some ancient warrior spirits to come to my aid and really make it rain on that toilet.
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But those are often the kind of issues that have an easy fix (such as simply cutting back on the over-the-counter painkillers if you're feeling a little constipated), or the ones we're most annoyed about forgetting to bring up.
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The most common phrase you'll hear when you ask people about constipation is: "I hate to be graphic, but…" This is how dietician Ashley Lytwyn prefaced her explanation of why, physiologically, you might feel constipated while on the popular ketogenic diet.
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In addition to pulling off tricks, players do things like helping a constipated construction worker get "the poop loose," or listen to a horny Mormon missionary talk about how much he wants to go down on a giant inflatable woman.
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I managed it by holding my breath and tensing all the muscles in my body like I was trying to pass a kidney stone, but (a) you can't really hold your breath for three minutes, and (b) you look red-faced and constipated.
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If a game is bad enough—picture a grunty punt-off in the rain, a constipated staredown between micromanaging coaches, a whistled-dead encroachment orgy, or a classic exchange of picks and fumbles and miscellaneous cock-ups—a door opens onto another experience.
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The Las Fuentes restaurant in Arnold, Missouri, built a temporary "Trump Wall," topped with a constipated-looking caricature of the new President, offering "buy one, get one free" dinner entrees to anyone who snapped a picture in front of it on Friday night.
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If you search for a football team's name, for instance, you'll get some pictures of coaches looking constipated or furious, a great many shots of quarterbacks going through their progressions and running backs plunging off tackle, and a few cheesecake-y photos of cheerleaders.
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In a sequence that's by turns heartbreaking and as stupidly hilarious as something from a scatological teen comedy film, Brandeis recollects her struggles with constipation — that is to say her struggles with pretending to be constipated so as to keep up the Crohn's disease ruse.
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As part of that, he might periodically pop up on a JumboTron, looking constipated and baggy in someone else's luxury box, as the crowd rustles briefly with recognition—oh wow, that guy from the 1980s—before the control room cuts to a shot of someone better known.
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You're tired because … you have a thyroid problem If you have a thyroid issue, like an underactive thyroid (hypothyroidism), in addition to feeling tired, you might also feel like your skin is really dry and you're constipated a lot, along with the lack of energy, says Dr. Shah.
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We will not have a big infrastructure bill, because we never get a big infrastructure bill, even though it's the no-brainer piece of needed legislation and its absence is a complete betrayal of the American children who will inherit our crumbling bridges, cramped airports and constipated trains.
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Cruz has gone from the insufferable nemesis of Republican traditionalists to their last, best hope, and the likes of Mitt Romney, Lindsey Graham and Jeb Bush have now given him endorsements — or approximations thereof — that will go down in political history as some of the most constipated hosannas ever rendered.
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Hillary Clinton represents that wrong direction, the constipated status quo, while Donald TrumpDonald John TrumpPossible GOP challenger says Trump doesn't doesn't deserve reelection, but would vote for him over Democrat O'Rourke: Trump driving global, U.S. economy into recession Manchin: Trump has 'golden opportunity' on gun reforms MORE provides a laxative.
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When someone would ask if I was in pain, it was hard to explain how I wasn't in excruciating discomfort, but there was a constant searing sensation near and around my nipples, showering still felt like an Olympic sport, and no matter how much Colace I took, I'd been constipated for weeks.
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Related: The Story Behind That Super Bowl Ad for Americans Constipated by Painkillers On a media call shortly after the regulations were announced, Dr. Thomas Friedman, director of the CDC, noted that the guidelines were "a tool for doctors and for patients to chart a safer course" — a benchmark, but not a mandate.
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Leave aside the way that golf's simultaneous openness and deeply constipated non-openness—players keep their own score and do their own drops, just as they would if there weren't millions of dollars at stake, watched over by some of the most constitutionally inflexible people that have existed in all of human history—conspire to make this sort of thing possible.
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Grossman's The Magicians is told entirely through Quentin's point of view, and if you are not an insufferable, emotionally constipated, possibly depressed white guy of means in his early 20s (or have not been one of those at some point in your life), well, it's easy to wonder why this is the lens Grossman chose to tell his story through.
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"I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap/ I sit down and then I write me a toilet stool rap / Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea / I always come out with a funky fresh idea," the Biz relays over a low-slung funky beat before going on to claim that Run from Run-DMC also writes his group's hits while on the crapper.
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After the second baby came, I drove the two of them back to my parents' house for long visits, desperate for help, but it was no different from at home: They were hungry but threw food on the floor, they were tired but couldn't nap, they were upset but inconsolable, they were constipated and had infections, they banged their heads purposefully on the hardwood floors and smeared yogurt through their clean hair.
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