Being stoned means something different for people who get stoned than it does for people who don't get stoned.
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Stoned Tube aggregates marijuana-related YouTube videos; Stoned Insider does the same thing for written content.
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You're just super stoned and they're just going to make you wait here, until you're less stoned.
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Users claim that CBD provides the chill factor you get from being stoned, but without actually being stoned.
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That's right, now stoned vegan hippies can join stoned slackers in their quest for cheap, delicious burger-y goodness.
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A little while after that he emailed me to suggest that if I couldn't get stoned with him, he could get stoned.
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And while I have heard rave reviews about Foria from people who are generally not into being stoned, I'm super into being stoned.
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The fourth story is about stoned driving, which is a really interesting intellectual conundrum when it comes to what it means to be stoned.
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A junk food feast straight out of stoned your stoned preteen dreams, with animal crackers, Doritos, Cheese Nips, and peanuts counting among the lethal buffet.
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I find this place to be the perfect backdrop, where work and play sort of become the same thing, kind of like stoned and not stoned.
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We'd get stoned every day during lunch, then hang out and get stoned until my curfew, then I'd wake up the next day and do it all over again.
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The attacks spread last week to Blantyre, Malawi's second largest city where a 22-year-old man was stoned then burned to death and another was stoned to death.
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Massive explosions aside, it's not a huge leap from the Comedy Central series—if you like them as stoned pencil-pushers, you'll also definitely enjoy them as stoned action heroes.
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He has also made some episodes of "Not Getting Stoned With Caveh," where he gets stoned but his guests, such as the indie filmmakers Alex Ross Perry and Andrew Bujalski, do not.
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We used to get stoned and watch the radio. Yeah.
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He is no spring chicken but he loves getting stoned.
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Pro Tip: Don't call the cops if you're too stoned.
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"When most people are stoned, they're not eating," Giordano said.
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No one wants stoned skiers near themselves or their kids.
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Anyone who commits adultery can also be stoned to death.
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Disclaimer: Please remember, when getting stoned, to do so responsibly.
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O'Reilly was stoned twice in the first period by Anderson.
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Several studies have shown that stoned driving can be dangerous.
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And of course, we were stoned for most of it.
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Go forth, learn the law, get stoned, and have fun.
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But stoned internet sleuthing can only take one so far.
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Just for a second think about how being stoned feels.
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"That's that bullshit," he told me with a stoned smile.
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"Why can't they go to the ballet and get stoned?"
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I mean I was still getting stoned in those days.
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It's just a unique way to participate in getting stoned.
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Clergymen called for me to be whipped, stoned, even killed.
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In short, the streaming service may no longer be stoned.
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I wouldn't what to be stoned on, like, an airplane.
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This is why drinking bong water won't get you stoned.
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"I love to get stoned and shovel snow," he said.
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He was constantly drunk, constantly stoned, constantly high, and violent.
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Instead of just being stoned and confused all the time.
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Maybe some of them will be stoned, or naked, or both.
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I just started getting stoned and playing guitar in my room.
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We'd go down and get stoned and go back to work.
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Tax it too lightly and many more Mexicans will get stoned.
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In the shootout, he stoned Craig Smith, Ryan Johansen and Forsberg.
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What's your favorite thing to listen to when you're getting stoned?
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Some are young people looking to get stoned and live free.
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But is it ever okay to get stoned with your pet?
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Fox is developing "Stoned Alone" with Augustine Frizzell set to direct.
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A child who uses medical cannabis, from our film 'Stoned Kids'
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They live the best lives, they don't need to get stoned.
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"There's a reason for the word 'stoned,'" he told the Times.
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Don't watch the news stoned — it'll only freak you out, man.
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Anything, really, to help him get stoned out of his mind.
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You're done with the party and you're stoned from the cuddling.
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A police officer in Australia reportedly stoned a wombat to death.
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The only complaint: even the heavy users were getting too stoned.
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If you've gotten too stoned, you may experience hallucinations, nausea, paranoia.
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It was my first time ever being stoned in an airport.
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There's Snoop Dogg playing the world's most stoned pilot (we hope).
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Maybe it's just because I was really stoned at the time.
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A burrito, when stoned, is like an anchor in the storm.
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When they were found out, she was publicly stoned to death.
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You can't get near it and not become a stoned teenager.
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You know how stoners say they're better drivers when they're stoned?
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Biesel isn't trying to get stoned and blank out the world.
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And do you remember the absolute best thing you've ever eaten stoned?
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Their hair always looks fab, even when it's messy from stoned sex.
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And that's why I'd never want to be stoned in a club.
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Getting stoned makes Zahedi more receptive and helps him connect with people.
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And remember: I'm someone who already likes the feeling of being stoned.
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Of course, this isn't always going to control how stoned you get.
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That information is critical to passing more informed laws about stoned driving.
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Click here to view original GIFHackysack is basically designed for stoned people.
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The guys are stumped, so they get stoned to think it over.
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Enough to get Snoop stoned for at least a couple of weeks.
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Tea: A good way to get stoned if you're a parent. 26.
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But this one's still surreal and forlorn, luxuriating in its stoned lonerdom.
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Whether you are stoned, drunk, or stone-cold sober, it doesn't matter.
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In addition, the government is aggressively tackling the issue of stoned driving.
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Please. Women in Iraq get stoned to death for THINKING FOR THEMSELVES.
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Vancouver is very on-brand for Rogen—they are both often stoned.
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Get a bunch of friends, get a little bit stoned, and go.
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Warning: stoned viewing is reserved for those with no fear of arachnids.
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And more importantly why on earth do people get stoned in clubs?
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It's a scientifically proven fact that music sounds better when you're stoned.
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What's actually happening in the brains of stoned people listening to music?
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These are the thoughts I have these days while watching Alias stoned.
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Check out the full documentary, Getting Stoned with Seniors in Seattle, below.
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And you don't have to "feel" drunk or stoned to be impaired.
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Verdict: Nobody ever got rich selling rocks — these guys must be stoned.
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There was simply no other sensation quite like sex while I was stoned.
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Best paired with a slightly stoned disposition and a completely open afternoon agenda.
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But there should be a Netflix category for shows to watch while stoned.
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Either you're stoned or on drugs and imagining things and dreaming them up.
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He emphasized that the gym was more about getting yoked than getting stoned.
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In the early months, Mutahwa says that he was beaten up and stoned.
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We also know in the hip-hop world faded means you are stoned.
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Half of marijuana users in the US think it's fine to drive stoned.
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Then I get stoned and watch an old ABC Family movie on Netflix.
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Most of Pop's bandmates were as stoned and as disobedient as he was.
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Some guests threw themselves, stoned, down the stairwell, on the same artistic principle.
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Well, unless you get stoned yourself and then go to a yoga class.
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Fred used to get stoned and he and Keith would jam on poetry.
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"Keith told me he was to blame because he was stoned," she said.
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Always the suit, even with the perpetually stoned Merry Pranksters in "Acid Test".
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These demonstrations meant I was easily the most stoned person in the room.
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Even when lying in bed, my lower body felt stoned, relaxed, and warm.
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I'm always curious and jealous of people who can perform while they're stoned.
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Is there any chance the animals will enjoy the experience of being stoned?
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All of these are probably fun — and the crowds more bearable — while stoned.
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These doughnuts won't get you stoned, but they'll definitely taste like they should.
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Also worth noting ... Mike Tyson is stoned to the bejeezus in this clip.
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More from Tonic: Another appeal of stoned sex for many is increased arousal.
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Stoned Pizza, for example, isn't hard to find: They have multiple Instagram accounts.
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But how can law enforcement test if a driver is stoned and impaired?
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In an earlier Tweet, the supermodel noted that Tina was indeed pretty stoned.
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I think I was stoned on drugs and I thought of that title.
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Then, a few weeks ago, it all became clear: Apple Music is stoned.
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A Muslim mob then stoned the two Hindus to death, government officials say.
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When I go home every night, I get stoned and I cook, man.
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"A stoned former prostitute junkie who's dealing opioids in the academy?" he responds.
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My addicted self took grief as a no-limits license to get stoned.
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The spacious, forested Mount Tabor was the perfect spot for my stoned outing.
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The art has been a hit among locals, tourists, critics, and stoned teens.
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One trip to the beach, we were picked up by stoned New Yorkers.
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You've been stoned by drug smugglers, chased in cars, kicked by angry detainees.
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I like everything about marijuana, you could say, except the being stoned part.
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Better on the stoned side, but I don't want to make that judgment.
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Nobody wants to be stoned and wallowing through that overproduced mess of emotions.
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I just don't know how society benefits from more people who are stoned.
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You won't be exhaling huge clouds, but it will get you plenty stoned.
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Middle age is treating him kindly: He's a father of four, with a passion for barbecuing and smoking meats, and he shows up to our interview a tad stoned in the harmless, hardly perceptible way cool dads seem to get stoned.
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"High as hell... stoned out of their minds," as owner Mike Hauke described them.
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People in the UK don't like to get stoned because they're smoking shitty weed.
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I get too stoned and eat two humongous bowls of granola with almond milk.
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It seems inevitable that soon all performing will be done either plastered or stoned.
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Psychoactives were made for this: Get really stoned and glean yourself some throwback touchstones.
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Where Morrison's version waltzes between the hedges like a stoned opera, The Waterboys' soars.
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It was all pretty surreal because I was pretty stoned when I showed up.
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Some people found it funny that their Uber drivers were stoned off their asses.
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Those are huge thumbs," he said, before clarifying that he wasn't "stoned at all.
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But I've been experiencing something super weird lately: I'll randomly feel like I'm stoned.
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"And I was noticing, it's not the people that are stoned," she told Billboard.
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CBD does not contain THC — the chemical compound in cannabis that gets you stoned.
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I don't know what exactly to attribute it to, except maybe they were stoned?
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In other words: a fantastic area to roam at twilight in a stoned haze.
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But can you really get stoned just from being around someone else who's smoking?
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The last ten years have seen a massive spike in dogs getting accidentally stoned.
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No. God, if I was stoned this would be such a more interesting article.
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Still, somehow I was always able to find money to get stoned or drunk.
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I have no way of proving the ATCs in this video are actually stoned.
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If you're looking for purpose in Goat Simulator, then you're clearly not stoned enough.
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Our right fielder was often stoned; several gay dancers were our deeply ironic cheerleaders.
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Well, I hear that some people have been saying she definitely should be stoned.
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"I use to get stoned and run," Philipps, 39, joked, as the audience laughed.
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Taco Bell, more than any other fast food chain, is associated with getting stoned.
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"Nah. It'll never be dead, man," Sleeks promises, interrupting my passively stoned thought process.
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I've found that when you're stoned, nothing tastes better than a nice cold beer.
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They are mellow and wonderful stoned company, and often enjoy chill indicas to match.
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JT made the same argument as Chad, though he seemed more stoned than confident.
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"The dinners are fun and not at all about people getting stoned," he said.
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Unlike its more famous cannabinoid cousin, THC (tetrahydrocannabinol), CBD does not make you stoned.
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There were moments we had to stop the bakers because they became too stoned.
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She points to the Stoned in Salem T-shirts as a particularly egregious example.
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But please don't have the misapprehension this will be some kind of Stoned-henge.
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That being said, I don't really like to get stoned to get work done.
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It's much easier to label someone a drunk driver than a dangerously stoned driver.
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Counts was harassed and stoned, and she withdrew from the school after four days.
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Will and Joel said their favorite entries were STONED SILENCE and HOT DOG BONE.
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If you want to get stoned in space, you'll have to find another way.
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" Of the interaction, Caroline says, "It was like watching him get stoned to death.
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It sounds like a scam put together by a bunch of stoned teenagers, almost.
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It's the kind of question you ask after watching Silence of the Lambs stoned.
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Now my parents are in their 60s, and they're stoned every night on edibles.
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We've talked about how cannabis vaporizers have completely changed the way people get stoned.
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On November 30, 1994, Tupac arrived stoned to Quad Recording Studios in Times Square.
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Still, there is useful advice here and there in the book, such as a three-step plan for combatting "amotivational syndrome," also known as "couch lock": Step 1: Decide what you're going to do after you get stoned before you get stoned.
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If you want to get stoned, but don't want to get the munchies, watch this.
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If you're one for philosophical pondering, or if you're stoned, this might seem pretty upsetting.
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That same study found only half of pot users think it's dangerous to drive stoned.
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While some neurotic or hypervigilant people get relief while they're stoned, others' fears are exacerbated.
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" But for the most part, stoned people don't really cause problems, since they're so "mellow.
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When I first went to the dispensary, I was very concerned about accidentally getting stoned.
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A million feet of film that the director was way too stoned to edit coherently.
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Let's say you had $500—what restaurant would you go to when you were stoned?
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Meanwhile, I like to get stoned and listen to old Queensryche songs on Friday nights.
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Everyone always talks about drunk shopping, but stoned shopping will clearly yield more entertaining results.
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My friend Cliff and I were incredibly stoned at the supermarket when I bought these.
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Then they've suddenly got to navigate this super stoned judge and bailiff, who are laughing.
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And now she has no clue who the stoned woman in Midge's bath tub is.
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"When I read the scripts, I'm stoned," Bates shared on Late Night with Seth Meyers.
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That translates to about 25 cents a stoned hour — much cheaper than an alcohol buzz.
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I spent the day with this wonderfully stoned crowd, discussing their thoughts, motivations, and concerns.
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Some of the better ones include Pinches Tacos, Stoned N Baked, and Cheffini's Hot Dogs.
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Newcomer to the Container Park, Stoned N Baked specializes in pizza and brownies (GET IT???).
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I mean, I love being stoned with friends, but I mostly just become an idiot.
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For example, many say stoned sex is different because the drug makes them more present.
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The scene was Abbi in the dentist office waiting room, stoned out of her mind.
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Let's get something out of the way first: It's bad to drive while you're stoned.
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Even if it couldn't always say so, Comedy Central has always appreciated its stoned audience.
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An incoming round had struck the rim of another sniper hole, beside the stoned gunner.
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It's a bit of a trope, but when you're stoned everything you do seems genius.
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I thought maybe I should revisit the possibility that stoned sex could be for me.
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They're stoned out of their minds at night, five nights a week, for months, years.
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Why not check out our list of the best Netflix movies to watch while stoned.
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But when you're stoned to the bone, it's truly wonderful to see Hugo Weaving—Mr.
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But think about house or techno or disco and how they sound when you're stoned.
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The characters in these paintings are not skipping, but floating through stoned hazes, into spring.
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I guess that's because sometimes being stoned is chill sometimes it's a bit more hype.
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As a result of my choice not to compromise my values, I was publicly stoned.
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Why not check out our list of the best Netflix shows to watch while stoned.
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Accordingly, gay men or adulterers may be stoned to death, and lesbians may be flogged.
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Those injured riders are most often young men, without helmets, drunk or stoned, researchers found.
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Maybe I'd stop getting stoned a little bit before bed, but what was the point?
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James, a perpetually stoned underachiever, is convinced that he can make it as a YouTuber.
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Customers who are visibly drunk or stoned will be turned away and their deposit forfeited.
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Was it true, she asked him, that he had sentenced the couple to be stoned?
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Supporters of an independent candidate contesting a parliamentary by-election stoned Museveni's motorcade on Aug.
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This fluorescent orange sandwich looks and tastes like the brainchild of a stoned college kid.
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The "winner," we realize as the story goes on, is to be stoned to death.
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There's Stoned Girls, which posts miscellaneous photoshoots of—you guessed it—pretty girls and weed.
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The actual phenomenological state of stoned-ness is in itself a political act, and until the people who get stoned are in power, the first option for any government entity will be to punish people rather than try to understand what they're going through.
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I have friends whose curiosity has been stamped out of them by frequent smoking, who have given up other hobbies and interests, who seem to be in a perpetual cloud of haziness because they're always stoned or thinking about when they can next get stoned.
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Playing Snoop, you've got to assume your character is pretty stoned a lot of the time.
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They are often stoned, tortured and raped before they are killed, and crimes often go unpunished.
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She quickly realized we were just stoned idiots, and proceeded to yell at us a bunch.
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Or in Danny Brown's case, trying to help out a good cause (...and also probably stoned).
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They don't want to be accused of being ridiculous or stoned or devil worshippers or something.
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Do not do it drunk or stoned… If it doesn't feel good when it's happening, stop.
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Is there a substance that gives us the health benefits of marijuana without getting us stoned?
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So, the munchies often show up not right as you get stoned but after some time.
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For one thing, feeling crossfaded is not the same as feeling purely stoned or purely drunk.
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The first time Ms. Glazer saw Ms. Aniello, the two women were dressed identically — and stoned.
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And now it's time to stumble up those steep, stoned steps and into the Autumn rain.
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I once ate an entire, very large Costco-sized barrel of honey-roasted peanuts while stoned.
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With the rise of legal weed, it's no surprise that many indulge in masturbating while stoned.
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It's either that, or I'm going to get stoned and start throwing out some alternative interpretations.
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Trying to keep stoned people on task is like trying to make overcooked spaghetti raw again.
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He stoned Neal on a point-blank chance at the right post in the final minute.
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Civilians were killed by firing squad, beheaded, stoned, thrown off high buildings or burned, SOHR said.
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Pretty much anything that mixes cartoons and live action is insanely trippy for a stoned audience.
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I got stoned after work, before going to the movies, and with my friends after parties.
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A quick scan of PLUS's products offers a completely different experience than that of Stoned Pizza.
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Even as a stoned freshman in high school, I would have never written material this dumb.
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After all, with us on the bus that afternoon was a Whitmanesque array of stoned Americans.
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Rarely do you see two really fiery guys paired together or two real stoned guys together.
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For years, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles have been the voice of Canada's lost and stoned generation.
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No problem: Here's a list of the best videos on YouTube to watch when you're stoned.
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That's one small step for man ... because it's hard to take big steps when you're stoned.
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It was summer, so a group of us was in the park, drinking and getting stoned.
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At home I get stoned and fall asleep on the couch with all the lights on.
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That said, weaving through traffic stoned is still no way to ensure you get home safe.
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Collaborating with stoned-sounding, scratchy-voiced rappers in electronic soundscapes is one of her necessary skills.
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And he will be shunned, he will be the first person to be stoned or something.
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She vapes because she doesn't get as stoned as she might with a joint, she said.
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"We stoned that whole place in one summer together, working very hard on it," he said.
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Sandler makes movies for people to watch when they're tired from work, or stoned, or 73.
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Trump has talked about Russian relations with a naivety that would have embarrassed a stoned hippy.
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They're impossible to forget, regardless of how stoned you might be every time you see them.
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I mulled this one over for a while and then replied that I couldn't tell him whether or not to get stoned, but if he wanted to get together for another interview and make his own decision about whether or not to get stoned, I was available.
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I repeat the test twice more over three days, both sober and stoned, and yield similar results.
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However, there's another reason why people might feel anxious while stoned, even long after their first time.
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As recreational cannabis spreads across the US, law enforcement struggles to objectively show how stoned you are.
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While 56% of users said they'd be comfortable with a stoned driver, just 16% of nonusers agreed.
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Is this all in your head, or is everyone actually out to get you because you're stoned?
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"The alcohol rapidly increases THC levels in your blood, so it makes you more stoned," explains Winstock.
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She accessorized her look with ankle-length stoned tan heels and a floral silk kimono from Zara.
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"Some get stoned, some get strange / But sooner or later, it all gets real," he warbles jauntily.
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Four of the men who stoned Du'a were sentenced to death by the Iraqi government in 2010.
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At one house, a youngish resident, clearly completely stoned, seems not in the mood for patriotic duties.
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At one house a youngish resident, clearly completely stoned, seems not in the mood for patriotic duties.
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Deepest of all is the lead "Cheer Up Charley," which doesn't mean Charley should go get stoned.
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More pet owners are facing the difficult, odd, maybe even embarrassing situation of having a stoned pet.
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Who doesn't want to get stoned and watch "horny weed" a "420 baddie" or "lesbians smoking weed"?
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In that moment, you realize that you're not the only person who might be a little stoned.
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They veered from stoned psych workouts to pop songs svelte like a pair of perfect denim flares.
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"People have this vision from the '60s of people just sitting around and getting stoned," she said.
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I, for one, enjoy being drunk (or, in my current incarnation, stoned as balls) in anodyne spaces.
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Hours earlier, soldiers carrying rifles guarded government ministries that had been stoned by protesters the day before.
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Probably the best way to experience "Warcraft," a generally amusing and sometimes visually arresting absurdity, is stoned.
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"With time these organisms stepping stoned their way north, up to the Gulf of Aqaba," says Bellworthy.
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Chasten got him stoned today on anti-anxiety meds because he's got to get his nails clipped.
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Ginsberg and Corso showed up drunk, as Mr. Lebel recalls it; Burroughs was too stoned to move.
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There the men clubbed and stoned Jews to death, beheaded others, and drowned some in a pond.
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Stoned, the gals have their own little dance party, working out their stress by grooving to Beyoncé.
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When you're stoned, you want pretty visuals, a good vibe, and a surprising or mind-bending premise.
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It has all optimism and youthful vitality of a stoned tattoo artist talking about his ex girlfriend.
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At one point she delivered an extended monologue about watching a kitten die while she was stoned.
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However, unlike THC, the most well known ingredient in weed, CBD doesn't cause users to feel stoned.
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"I was just staring off into the sky and thinking, 'I am sufficiently stoned,'" Ms. Dennant said.
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More people are getting stoned without fear of consequence now in the United States than ever before.
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" Or this, from "You Would Be Good": "The burglar was stoned when he cut his way in.
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The sensation was relaxed and tingly, rather than a heavy stoned feeling — perhaps the CBD water helped.
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I initially chalked it up to me watching 24% of the first five seasons while 100% stoned.
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It didn't hurt him: I would have liked to have stoned him to death or something horrible.
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" Darius, Paper Boi's stoned consigliere, dreamily considers the possibility for real: "Everybody would have an affordable phone.
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Gary, a bearded bourgeois in his 60s who talks like a stoned surfer, has firm literary preferences.
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I'm not your average "stay at home and get stoned and play video games" type of stoner.
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"I think it's just because of the taboo," says Whitehead, when she talks about Stoned Media's appeal.
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It possesses all the emotional depth of a stoned 13-year-old listening to a Chainsmokers song.
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Yeah, I think that's one of the few objective facts about cannabis: Food tastes better then you're stoned.
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A mistake could be fatal: gay people in Saudi Arabia or Yemen can still be stoned to death.
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I worry I'm about to get too stoned, but the vibes are good, so I go with it.
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I was stoned and trying to sleep, but her large, longhaired cat would occasionally wander into her room.
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But the larger market is the employer market, helping employers figure out who is stoned and who isn't.
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It looks, feels and sounds like LA, if LA were a computer simulation enjoyed by very stoned teens.
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Meaning there's probably a load of stoned, tripping animals wandering around woods the world over as we speak?
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Again, please never drive stoned, ever, even if it's currently impossible to determine just how intoxicated you are.
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My favorite was for my friend, who to this day is probably the most stoned person on Earth.
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But when I would get stoned, my partner would always look at me with slight irritation and annoyance.
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Gray told the jury that Castile would still be alive if he "wasn't stoned" and had followed instructions.
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So is he the most cynical person in the world or the most stoned or just the dumbest?
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Walk into any cannabis dispensary in the US and you'll be presented with dizzying options for getting stoned.
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Anyone who adheres to New York's current cannabis laws may balk at Stoned Pizza's existence—with good reason.
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Earlier, police had said the officer was stoned to death and the other man died from gunshot wounds.
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They took a harsh view of crime: thieves' limbs were amputated, adulterers were stoned, and murderers were executed.
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I only managed to get too stoned a few times throughout the weekend, which felt like a win.
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He said New Age's move into CBD-based drinks is about health and wellness, not getting people stoned.
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If you are in some states of the U.S. of A you are probably half stoned by now.
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She said that her interest in cannabis began with getting stoned and "giggling about cheeseburgers" with her friends.
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With weed, with stoned characters, you're with them more, and it doesn't have to be some 90s intonation.
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"On the few occasions that I don't go to sleep stoned, my dreams are super intense," says Rod*.
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It also sounds like just being around Snoop Dogg makes you stoned so I probably would enjoy it.
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The first time I ever got stoned, I told my college boyfriend that I finally understood The Beatles.
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"YOLO" is obviously the motto of someone who has never gotten stoned and contemplated the possibility of reincarnation.
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James: I'll probably ask him if he wants to get stoned and watch The Barchester Chronicles with me.
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Note these advertisements from years past, below, that feature some giddily stoned people craving their artery-clogging food.
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If you're really stoned, check out the moment at 4:45, where things get extra fourth-wall breaking.
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Basically, it's the kind of content you can watch for hours while stoned, but also show your grandparents.
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Also: Jarlsberg and Stoned Wheat Thins, accompanied by ice-cold gin perfumed with the memory of good vermouth.
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"People can go to rock concerts and get stoned," Mr. Wayne told The Clarion-Ledger of Jackson, Miss.
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On the floor, I felt like I was stoned, like I was levitating in a huge, fluorescent container.
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When will we come to realize We're all stoned or pacified While the boogeymen organize Their multilevel schemes?
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The opening riff to "Dragonaut" alone will get you stoned as a fucking kite, no herbal accessories required.
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One of the memes referenced Afroman's classic, "Because I got High" and other featured a stoned-looking poodle.
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There are stoned discussions of nirvana and muddled yearnings for peace and wholeness, reminiscent of Denis Johnson stories.
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Do people really think their relationships are enhanced when they have friends who are stoned all the time?
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In Mombasa, some people accused of drug use had been stoned, burned or murdered in mob attacks, he said.
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I turn the corner and there is the 'sick' busser stoned out of his mind with two buddies eating.
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I was so truly stoned from all the drugs that I had to take to take the pain away.
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While it couldn't save how sad my stoned, nearly closed eyes looked, the lipstick still kept me feeling flawless.
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Turns out they're also great for getting stoned when you're in a pinch for something to smoke out of.
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"; and "You left your number at the end of an article I read while stoned so I texted you.
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I slowly peeled myself out of the pod, feeling stoned out of my mind, and showered as Leventhal advised.
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He drunkenly proposed one night in front of all the Romanian girls I worked with and my stoned manager.
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Being stoned definitely will enhance your experience, and the exhibit will be more fun, but you don't have to.
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Eighty percent of the company's products don't even contain THC—the chemical in weed responsible for getting you stoned.
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Eventually, the duo became so stoned that they were hallucinating, and one of them decided to call for backup.
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I remember that one time a group of us got stoned and rode our bikes to see Pineapple Express.
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If you don't want to get stoned, Felix & Ambrosia's CBD lube comes in fun flavors like Banana Cream Pie.
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The truth is, I sat on my bed, stoned off a cocktail of anti-anxiety meds and anti-depressants.
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Driving high: Many people feel more aware and more capable of driving when stoned than they do when drunk.
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"Fully stoned and fueled by paranoia, he tries to thwart the thieves and defend his castle," Deadline goes on.
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Blake Coleman had the best scoring chance with a short-handed breakaway, but Khudobin stoned New Jersey's rookie center.
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As a result, some volunteers conducting or even promoting safe burials were attacked, their vehicles vandalized and homes stoned.
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Overall, she hopes that Queens of the Stoned Age will be a conduit for conversations about women and weed.
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An apathetic, eternally hungover, and half-stoned teenager, I would shuffle around counting the minutes until I was off.
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In rural areas, where the group holds sway, they have often stoned women to death for suspected moral offenses.
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Murray stoned Sissons on a breakaway later in the period, and he also denied Craig Smith on a breakaway.
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But that's also a word for Alfred's permanently stoned sidekick, Darius, whom Keith Stanfield plays as a nincompoop visionary.
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My parents sat there and watched as a picture of me with an obviously super stoned dude was displayed.
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I didn't consider this cheating because the amount needed to get stoned was too small to even be enjoyable.
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By this I mean: it's very "family friendly" in a Pharrell way, and it's also about getting really stoned.
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Scorpios love sex, and tend to like it to be intense, so stoned sex is absolutely on the menu.
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Going to concerts, theme parks, and festivals stoned can be fun, but best to avoid the first go around.
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Indianapolis chef Jonathan Brooks gave us this recipe, which is says is perfect for "stoned greedy bastards" like himself.
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All day, stoned teenagers who'd probably only just emerged from hotboxed pop-up tents started to emerge in swarms.
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If you have ever had a job you hated, you will love the shit out of watching Aggretsuko stoned.
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Bad, bad idea: After about ten seconds, I was completely stoned, and I just wanted to go to bed.
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Stoned students and employees aren't anything new, particularly among young Canadians, who are among the world's biggest pot users.
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Yvon Chouinard, the founder of Patagonia and an avid Atlantic salmon fisherman, has likened salmon fishing to being stoned.
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The person you are drunk or stoned is not the person you are — at least not the whole person.
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But if you're stoned, drunk, hungover, or really in any altered state, it's an extra crispy dose of heaven.
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While stoned out of our gourds, our "spiritual advisor" Witchbeam blew our minds with the b-side to Low.
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In some urban centers and high-density suburbs, people enforced the business shutdown, set up roadblocks and stoned vehicles.
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"There's nothing that I can't do stoned, except perhaps like have complete control over my words," Samantha told me.
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The display commemorates a young Afghan woman, Rukhshana, 19, who was stoned to death by village men in 2015.
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I told him about my customers at the gas station, piss drunk or courteous or stoned beyond all recall.
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For now, though, I'll stick to simply getting stoned with my partner and fucking if we feel like it.
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Together, they broke ground on an ill-fated company called Stoned Hippo, which was intended to sell vaporizers online.
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They think it's a cinch because it's all stoned teenagers working there over the summer, but what about me?
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I like binging really old, but really great TV shows, sometimes stoned, in order to get through January/February.
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Yang's team has provided evidence that people have been getting stoned and listening to music for at least 2,500 years.
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For a lot of people, a big part of smoking weed is becoming increasingly hungry the more stoned you get.
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ONEPOINTFIVE, described in the stoned preview video below as an "EPLPMIXTAPEALBUM," features contributions from G Herbo, Gunna, and Rico Nasty.
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Then again the guys were in the studio when they came up with it, and that usually means being stoned.
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Just try to convince us the person who thought that up wasn't stoned out of his or her demented gourd.
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Critics of legalization have warned that allowing cannabis use and sales will lead to more stoned people behind the wheel.
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Harmony Korine's follow-up to Spring Breakers is another raucous beachside story filled with larger-than-life, perpetually stoned characters.
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I also eat a handful of white chocolate chips from the pantry, because I want dessert and I'm stoned. Again.
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STEWART: Oh right, it was 'the driver' in Hyde Park and in no way are you stoned on a unicycle.
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Her shoe line with Manolo Blahnik, cheekily called So Stoned, is a collection of jewel-encrusted heels and fur boots.
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"I painted over 80 flowers, sewed + stoned my dress with my mama and designed the whole thing myself!" she added.
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In his mind, his stoned brother resented a little boy so much, he ended up murdering him in the water.
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There's a scientific explanation for why people turn into ravenous zombies who will stuff anything into their mouths when stoned.
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Or, you know, if you're totally stoned today and feel like trying out the porn version of a roulette wheel.
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Super Deluxe took its stoned mode camera into one of these vinyl stamping factories and recorded all the good stuff.
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Because he's constantly smoking a joint, and anyone who's ever been stoned understands what that does to a person's appetite.
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"This is the shittest festival I have ever been to in my life," he shouts at a stoned faced official.
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On Sunday, Kupp stoned safety Antoine Bethea from that inline alignment on Gurley's 11-yard and 1-yard TD runs.
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I consistently act as stoned and weird and myself as humanly possible around my girlfriend, and she adores me nonetheless.
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We are not sure what they were trying to do, but it resulted in 40 very stoned and angry customers.
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Would it be better to have a doughnut that doesn't smell like weed, but does get you stoned as hell?
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At college, it was stoned chess marathons, LSD, and mushrooms among the trees and some heavy drinking at punk gigs.
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And, most importantly, truly nothing compares to smoking a joint in bed while cuddling after a really awesome stoned bang.
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People get stoned when an ingredient in marijuana called THC binds to a receptor called cannabinoid receptor 1, or CB1.
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Which brings up another hazard of a friendly game night—what to do when people get too drunk or stoned.
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Common sense and other studies also tell us, however, that stoned drivers are much, much less dangerous than drunk drivers.
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"I brought Stella back home, and she was stoned as can be for the rest of the afternoon," Shell said.
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Up until this point, a "waffle pizza" was just something you microwaved together after a stoned Game of Thrones binge.
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Marijuana-infused marketing could attract coveted millennials, he said, but concerns over stoned driving could stall any action just yet.
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We don't need science to tell us that getting stoned and getting the munchies tend to go hand in hand.
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Then things get really technical about weed strains, and you can tell 40 is getting pretty stoned, which: Hell yeah!
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Back then, we were getting stoned and drone on with big, fat acoustic guitars and harmonizing over top of them.
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It was the end of the night, people were tired and probably drunk, perhaps stoned, and it was just perfect.
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Since the stoned stomach is bottomless (it's science), you've got to be prepared with sweet shit to follow the savory.
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Anyway this song sucks and don't listen to it while you're stoned because you'll end up naked in the streets.
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I was slightly stoned, from a joint my friends and I had passed between ourselves on the subway into Manhattan.
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Drugs, I don't think we need to see a bunch of stoned kids walking around campus just because "it's legal".
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Related: Watch our Weediquette documentary, 'Stoned Moms' Do you think people end up like their parents one way or another?
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Well, of course it's simple: they don't really think it's going to be them who will be stoned to death.
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The Truth About Animals: Stoned Sloths, Lovelorn Hippos, and Other Tales From the Wild Side of Wildlife, by Lucy Cooke.
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"I took care of my kid when my husband was stoned out of his bird," she told JazzTimes in 2016.
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I have interviewed European journalists who have had their camera crew cars stoned, equipment broken and news personnel beaten up.
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Sauter said she and her friends don't smoke near their children, nor do they spend their days stoned to oblivion.
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Not only did it demand that Ariel be charged with pornography; it also said he should be stoned to death.
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Whether that means it gets you 30 times as stoned—or if it's even psychoactive at all—is still unknown.
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On the season-one episode "The One With the Stoned Guy," Chandler received a promotion in the data-processing field.
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Hemp is a breed of cannabis that cannot get you stoned because it lacks high quantities of the chemical THC.
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The Taylor Gang/TM88 remix of Tove Lo and Wiz Khalifa's stoned duet "Influence," premiering on Noisey today, is proof.
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My boss being stoned and bored decided to make this meal look really awesome while I was cleaning in the back.
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More often than not, cooking competition shows are way too loud and aggressive to make for a solid stoned viewing experience.
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It completely changed my food experience—there's rarely a meal that I'll have not stoned, What was that first magical meal?
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If you've ever contemplated dumping an Easter basket full of chocolate and jelly beans on a pizza, you were probably stoned.
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A trio of brown frat guys, stoned to the constellations, juggle bottles of sake, blinking at the hiragana lining their bottles.
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RidingEasy Records continues to demonstrate its dominance over all things scuzzy, fuzzy, and stoned with the latest album from Electric Citizen.
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My boyfriend laughed uncontrollably for the next ten minutes, recounting what had just happened in the way that stoned people do.
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With this never-before-available beverage, you can get tipsy and stoned at the very same time if you so choose.
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Many people think or have thought space is great, including astronauts, my father, people who are stoned, NASA, and Albert Einstein.
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"I made a Caprese salad for desert," he said, adding that he comes up with his best flavor combinations while stoned.
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It's a nice thought, but probably won't do much, considering that lobsters might not have the receptors necessary to get stoned.
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In contrast, watching a stoned comedian fill that role instead of someone who thinks he's King fucking Solomon is surprisingly rewarding.
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Charlotte's Web, for example, was developed specifically to treat a young child experiencing seizures while, understandably, avoiding getting a kid stoned.
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When I was less than amused, he gave me the slyly guilty caveat that he had gotten stoned before the party.
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I think I speak for stoned college kids everywhere when I say that the burrito drone future can't come soon enough.
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Enlisting Elijah, they embark on a romp across Williamsburg looking for Lorraine, who is eating egg rolls somewhere, really, really stoned.
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While these fish makes it easy to crack pothead jokes, Pisces are philosophers, so they always make for excellent stoned conversation.
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With so many friends and family members, Cancers have plenty of other people to blame for their desire to get stoned.
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In between taking hits from the time traveling bong, Time Traveling Bong ditches stoned humor for surreal sketches about time travel.
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Community members stoned workers from the nonprofit Global Communities who tried to collect the dead for safe burials during that outbreak.
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And if you're so inclined, you learn how to transform an apple into a temporary apparatus for getting really, really stoned.
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There's a whole world of giant bongs and fancy weed-infused cuisine and wacky ways to get stoned ahead of you.
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According to the Denver Post, the Colorado Tourism Office found that fewer people were visiting the state solely to get stoned.
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One meta-analysis published by Dalhousie University in 2012 said stoned drivers nearly double their chances of being in a crash.
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It gets kinda wacky there at the end, but by then you should be so stoned that it makes perfect sense.
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We would get stoned on sugar and run around like tiny mad people until it was time for the main course.
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But, again, you are ferociously stoned and the pressure of needing to puff puff pass is getting to be too much.
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The police said the men were killed by the crowd itself, which stoned them to death after they were caught looting.
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And on top of all this, none of the accused witches were stoned or burned at the stake in Salem, either.
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Rihanna Rihanna hasn't been shy about her relationship with weed and she can even do a perfect Shmoney Dance while stoned.
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IRL, I'm a stoned-out VR noob trying to acclimate to the basics of moving in my new, disembodied VR body.
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Quinto), for whom a social event means getting stoned and camouflaged in makeup (he has a pockmarked face) well in advance.
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The stoned student even dives into a snap dance of his own, delivering one of the episode's few genuine laughable moments.
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The wonderfully named but factually dubious "stoned ape theory" posits that great evolutionary leaps were made when early humans ingested psilocybin.
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As a baby, Freedom had been strapped to a ponderosa pine by his stoned parents as part of an environmental protest.
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She and her fellow-organizers located fourteen people sentenced to be stoned, and they tracked down their families and their lawyers.
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"I just had an astounding alteration of perception!" he once blurted to his partner, Bill Hayes, shortly after they'd gotten stoned.
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ROBERTA SMITH Robert Rauschenberg: Stoned Moon, 1969-19203 Through July 26 at 5 East 73rd Street, Manhattan; 212-570-1739, craigstarr.com.
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ROBERTA SMITH Robert Rauschenberg: Stoned Moon, 1969-19203 Through July 26 at 5 East 73rd Street, Manhattan; 212-570-1739, craigstarr.com.
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During the stop, the officer smelled weed and believed Woods was stoned -- and asked if there was weed inside the vehicle.
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In this pin, he's either stoned or up super late trying to help you hit the page count on your thesis.
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We imagine it means women being stoned for adultery, forced to wear chastity belts, unable to prosecute their rapists in court.
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Getting stoned with your parents can be a tricky situation, but the benefits can greatly outweigh the awkwardness that will surely ensue.
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People who get anxious when they're stoned "should be very forthright about what they're experiencing, particularly if it's not pleasant," Giordano says.
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A restaurant in the US, however, is taking another approach to being merciful: It gets the crustaceans stoned before steaming them alive.
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Last year, he fell out of many fans' good graces when he filmed himself teasing an autistic janitor he thought was stoned.
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The American then stole 20 kilos and sent it to be transported, hidden in a Land Rover with a completely stoned junkie.
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We've all been sad, or drunk, or stoned, or depressed and stressed, and tried to fill the voids in life with food.
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Sometimes we get a little stoned, sometimes we watch porn; afterward we usually catch up about friends or jobs or other plans.
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" Josh Baines: "I've only been camping once and I got both more sunburnt and stoned than I've ever been before or since.
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I sit up and feel utterly spaced out — like I'm both stoned and have just been woken up after a long sleep.
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In some places, women are veiled, stoned and killed; at a minimum, they are blamed for sowing disorder in the ideal society.
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Beginning April 3, those found guilty of same-sex relations, adultery, sodomy, rape, and blasphemy, will be whipped and stoned to death.
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In the US it's gaining ground because the government hasn't banned it and because one bitter cupful will get you really stoned.
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Honestly, looks like something a stoned Jony Ive would make, if he wanted to make a lightsaber to smoke weed out of.
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Put it next to some chicken tenders, even, and it looks like something I'd eat while stoned, after a trip to Wawa.
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But they do mean that we need more research and public education about the risks of getting behind the wheel while stoned.
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We were all a bit stoned on weed and also had some LSD, so everybody was really chilled out at my flat.
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Once I turned my stoned focus outwards toward the group, I was able to tune in to the students in the room.
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My driver is pretty friendly (although he also seems stoned), and he tells me a bunch of places I need to visit.
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Some of its harsher versions can demand women clad in all black, adulterers being stoned and thieves getting their hands cut off.
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Hours earlier, soldiers carrying rifles guarded government ministries that had been stoned the day by protesters demanding Temer's resignation and new elections.
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Yet it remains common to hear of Afghan women who have been stoned to death, attacked with acid, or beaten by relatives.
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His lawyer, Earl Gray, told the jury that Castile would still be alive if he wasn't "stoned" and had followed Yanez's instructions.
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So he got her stoned on dabs he gave her until she didn't even recognize him in order get what he wanted.
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Even so, middle-class residents' complaints about noise and drunk or stoned revellers make the life of a club-owner far trickier.
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Doctor Strange is basically a reboot of Iron Man, only with a lot more prettier things to look at while you're stoned.
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He reportedly sold weed in high school, and he once told the Jewish magazine The Forward that he took his SATs stoned.
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Protesters were reportedly stoned in Jos, a city in the centre of the country, when they encouraged traders to close their shops.
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California now needs to deal with issues such as how marijuana fits into the state economy and public policy surrounding stoned driving.
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If these measures pass, they would affect everything from marijuana as a source of state income to public policy surrounding stoned driving.
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In the documentary, a friend of Burden's describes having a stoned hallucination during a performance, in which Burden split into two identities.
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The lithographs from Rauschenberg's Stoned Moon series underscore the necessity of collective actions as it offers the possibility of what can result.
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THC (the psychoactive constituent that makes you feel stoned) is initially released at a temperature of 157 degrees Celsius [314 degrees Fahrenheit].
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Others are determined not to give up on getting stoned over the minor setback of not knowing where to get any weed.
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Especially considering the stars were likely more stoned during the filming of the movie than I was during my viewing of it.
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Sometimes it's perfectly joyful and delirious; other times, it's scattered in the way that probably just sounded good while you were stoned.
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By the time darkness had consumed the house on Romero Canyon Road, Richard, Jan, Barbara, Ruth, and I were fairly well stoned.
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There are so many stoned customers with the munchies, you could earn a fortune running a sideline in delivering drugs and booze.
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They lost that game, and then the next, outplaying the Flyers in both but being stoned by a red-hot Michal Neuvirth.
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Most cops, like the sheriff's deputies in San Joaquin, aren't often inclined to distinguish between hemp and will-get-you-stoned marijuana.
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Yoda-like, or vaguely stoned, the brand has in the past year established itself as the philosopher-poet of frozen meat sheets.
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Most of the videos the baseball cap-wearing host posts online consist of getting stoned in as violent a fashion as possible.
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Sounds harmless, except that Steve is really stoned and is scratching my brand new record by skipping around from track to track.
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My best friend knows it all too well, and he's always trying to get me stoned when I don't want to be.
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But Mr. Rebagliati, a soft-spoken former Canadian Olympian, appears far too gentle — and too stoned — to do harm in the world.
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I've been stoned in front of her before and played it off well; this time will be no different I tell myself.
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Some public health units have adopted a harm-reduction strategy, urging teenagers to take more "cannabis-free" days and not drive stoned.
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" The father of eight children who married multiple times, he had also starred in a reality show called "Chuck Woolery: Naturally Stoned.
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New Jersey had an opportunity later in the period to grow its lead, but Quick stoned Henrique on a short-handed breakaway.
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Beginning on April 3, any individuals found guilty of the offenses will be stoned to death, according to a new penal code.
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One afternoon, I went to Tompkins Square not to get stoned, for a change, but to join a rally against police brutality.
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One of the dealers is operating within a few feet of a police van—perhaps, Mr Barksdale speculates, because he too is stoned.
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I do support THC, don't get me wrong, but people always take it that I'm promoting a "just get stoned" type of attitude.
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She told her boss she couldn't work anymore because she felt stoned and didn't know how, which she says was embarrassing to admit.
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I was already taking prescription medication for my anxiety, but I loved how being stoned made the final remnants of my worries dissipate.
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"I'm concerned about my safety and my family's safety everywhere I go," Lopez said as he walked the cobble-stoned streets of Toledo.
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So when she got to Oregon, getting extremely stoned on legal weed before her show seemed like a great idea—until it wasn't.
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Stay away from that cursed menu and turn instead to our expertly curated list below of the best documentaries to watch while stoned.
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I put it down to stoned-me paranoia and soon enough though, I am lying on the bed, waiting to enter the machine.
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" That's all Bush would say, but an Andover friend told the Globe, "The first time I really got stoned was in Jeb's room.
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Failing taught me that feeling special isn't the same thing as being good, and that getting stoned isn't the same thing as practicing.
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Women accused of adultery were stoned to death, thieves had their hands hacked off, and men who had defied the militants were beheaded.
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But David Casarett, MD, author of the recently-released Stoned: A Doctor's Case For Medical Marijuana, wants to clear a few things up.
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" Eh. "Before the Morning After" is the latest exploration of the burning question "Can watching people get slowly drunk or stoned be entertaining?
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And its writer, Dean Craig, and director, Antoine Bardou-Jacquet, seem to think there's nothing more hilarious than having characters stumble around stoned.
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I listened to it once stoned and once sober, and I liked it more sober, which is disconcerting for this band in particular.
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Busy Philipps revealed she was stoned when she decided to create her own late-night talk show in a new essay for Glamour.
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It's like The Lottery, where they're all waiting for that time when you draw the short stick and get stoned by your neighbors.
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I thought it was cool to show these girls who are badass and cuss and get stoned, but are still just cool girls.
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It's non-psychoactive — meaning it won't get you high — as it doesn't contain THC, the active ingredient in pot that gets you stoned.
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Microdosing advocates recommend a 3 mg dose of THC each day, while the standard for getting stoned with edibles is considered 10 mg.
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When I stood up I was stoned, and I knew it; I rarely smoke pot, so when I do I really feel it.
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Sure, Robo-Rogan doesn't sound quite as relaxed as the real thing is when he's stoned and on a roll with a guest.
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And James commended the bill for talking about cannabis "in a way that is about healing instead of getting stoned or getting high."
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While stoned one night, she conceptualized the troll museum, which opened in September 2000 by appointment only, with free admission (and donations encouraged).
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I used to dabble so I know the effect, and I noticed that... it's not that I felt stoned, but I felt high.
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UN soldiers stood by, and when, days afterwards, M20153 agreed to leave, the UN's headquarters were stoned and many of its vehicles torched.
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Together, the unassembled pages of Stoned Moon Book form a hybrid of imagery and writing, with contributions coming from more than one person.
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Ronny, stoned and affronted, kicked him in the head, and after an ugly struggle Barry bashed his windpipe and left him for dead.
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Related: Shakespeare Smoked Pot The By-Women-For-Women Head Shop Burning Weed Bro Culture Down A Day with California's Stoned Nuns [Photos]
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The laws, elements of which were first adopted in 2014, could see LGBT+ people whipped or stoned to death for same-sex activity.
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Basically, I wanted to know: If you're someone who doesn't love being stoned, is there a way to get just your vagina high?
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When I read the book in earnest (and while stoned) last year, the passages seemed stupid to me, but they make sense now.
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Either stoned or stone sober, the scene where Nicolas Cage says, "I'd like to take his face...off ," will never not be funny.
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Whether my mom and I consider ourselves stoners is a different story, but that afternoon on the couch, I was most definitely stoned.
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"You know, to you, it might seem like stoned people are having a great time, but that's not always true," she assures me.
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He said he was generally a "libertarian" on the issue but asked for more protections against stoned driving and children's access to marijuana.
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It is too early for firm conclusions, but you can't rule out that judgments are flawed when drivers and pedestrians go around stoned.
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Because of a rare medical condition that leaves her with intense nausea during gestation, she can't keep from vomiting—unless she gets stoned.
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I like sardines shingled over pilot crackers or accompanying a sleeve of stoned wheat thins, with an apple and a wedge of cheese.
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Also, in one pitch-perfect moment, Earl's boss Mr. Richfield (voiced by The Jeffersons's Sherman Hemsley) does a wonderfully stoned Jimi Hendrix impression.
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One newcomer to Cats is actor Seth Rogen, who live-tweeted his experience watching it while "very stoned" on Twitter late Tuesday night.
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When I stuff myself with pizza and want to go home so I can get EXTREMELY stoned, I don't wanna waste any time.
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I spent much of the afternoon getting stoned with a friend, and, in the middle of the spectacle, I started to lose it.
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Tyler Bozak, working behind the net, centered the puck to van Riemsdyk, who was stoned by Luongo before tapping in his own rebound.
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" Of course, she misplaces the Christmas pudding (it'll happen when you're stoned) and declares that she can "see them in my mind's aisle.
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How could you be sure that this was an idea worth pursuing as opposed to something that just sounds funny when you're stoned?
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Finally, there's an art show for people who get stoned and watch Kedi or sell their belongings to pay their pet's medical bills.
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When I was smoking BC Bud as a teenager, I would get so stoned that I wouldn't be able to even order from McDonald's.
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I took a quadruple dose of the mushroom milk the following day and, once again, got stoned out of my mind within 25 minutes.
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Between brutal hailstorms, engine malfunctions, and "drunk or stoned" flight attendants, there's already a lot to worry about every time you board a plane.
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Getting your dog stoned — whether it accidentally ate an edible or you knowingly hotboxed your room with your dog in there — is very bad.
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In another, the men offer a stoned, close read of the lyrics to the Girls' song "Tighten Up," and are perplexed by menstruation references.
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But the counter-culture celebration, once all about getting stoned, now is so mainstream that Corporate America is starting to embrace it, AP reports.
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Before you realize it, you are way more stoned than you intended to be, so I hope you don't have anything important to do.
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Because CBD counteracts the psychoactive effects of THC, you're more likely to get comfortably stoned on a 1:1 ratio than an 18:1.
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The Badmaash brothers, Natalia Pereira, and David Wilcox pop by Abdullah's place to dress up, get stoned, and cook some spooky cannabis-infused cuisine.
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Alphabet's Project Wing drones being tested in AustraliaIt's every stoned college kid's dream: Flying burritos delivered on demand with the push of a button.
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On Wednesday, Manolo Blahnik announced its third and final collection with the Barbadian singer-turned-designer and its name, "So Stoned," says it all.
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Soon enough I was drawing heavily from the joint and inhaling deeply, ready to sink back into the familiar, contented idiocy of being stoned.
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But if you put "Seth Rogen" on anything, especially with a caption about being stoned, anyone would believe it came form the man himself.
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We've all had those conversations, usually stoned, where we imagine what it will be like when the Queen or some other global name dies.
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Either way it's weird, and he tells his mom he went to Mexico and smoked pot the whole time (he always looks kinda stoned).
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Even if you don't believe me that I was fine and have been lying about how high I felt, I was at worst STONED.
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The mugwort had certainly made me stoned and I did indeed experience a "shallower level" of sleep, but certainly no Frankenstein moment of inspiration.
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My computer was infected with something called the stoned monkey virus and looking at my beaten boyhood I wondered what I had just done.
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Robert Rauschenberg: Stoned Moon (1969-70) continues at the Craig F. Starr Gallery (5 East 73rd Street, Upper East Side, Manhattan) through July 26.
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The dreamy, stoned "YAH." and its refrain of buuuuzzin' turns us inward, as Kendrick introduces the album's theme of family and its emotional obligations.
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What he describes is a dystopian hellscape of childhood drug addiction, disappointing taxing revenue and stoned drivers presenting a constant threat on the highways.
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Like, get stoned last night at the bar, OK, but you're about to do a double backflip off an 80-foot cliff over rocks.
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The experience of watching this woman shoo away men was so moving, the man got emotional, though he admits he was a little stoned.
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Aside from their love, here's what's on the menu for the second episode of this stoned fever dream: lobster, flown in from Maine, naturally.
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"If 'Stoned' was about why we want what we want, the new book will be about why we believe what we believe," she said.
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Scorpio people are very good at stoned sex, because weed enhances their psychic abilities and basically transforms them into horny mind—and body—readers.
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It's not as fun as getting stoned, but researching local laws and police behavior in your community will make your high safer and sweeter.
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Wayne slides in with a verse that pretty much sounds like stoned Weezy ramblings—his just happen to take the shape of fire raps.
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But Horvath and his team are now curious to explore the role that these neurons might play in the overall feeling of being stoned.
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They dig into hemp-raised pork, cook up cannabis-infused cornbread, and top it all off with barbecue sauce that will get you stoned.
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Deathwish is known for going apeshit every time they take a road trip—the most drunk, stoned, and quick-to-fight team out there.
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I tried to take care of him, but, stoned idiot like I was, when he woke up and felt better, I had nodded off.
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And for the first half of the Rock Hall performance, it's exactly what you would expect or fear: a droning, stoned-out, boring cover.
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For more on the use of marijuana in pediatric medicine watch the premiere episode of Weediquette, "Stoned Kids," on VICELAND and also right here.
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Led by Dr. Will Lawn, the researchers asked 17 participants who occasionally used cannabis to complete trials of a task for money while stoned.
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He has the air of a man who is being accused of theft but is too stoned to talk his way out of it.
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Whether companies that operate dangerous machinery double-down on drug tests or resign themselves to the specter of stoned workers remains to be seen.
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" Ms. Field told me she did not think Mr. Webb had acted with "malicious intent — I felt he was stoned out of his mind.
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Faris also asked Culkin his favorite food to cook when he's stoned and he revealed that he's a master made-from-scratch soup maker.
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Derek MacKenzie got stoned on a short-handed breakaway chance in the second period but had the key pass to set up Smith's goal.
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Today, hardly a day goes by when our flag is not spit upon, a library burned, an embassy stoned some place in the world.
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She was buried waist deep in dirt and stoned to death in October 2015 by a gang of men the government said were Taliban.
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An entirely different side of the city's gastronomy can be found in the atmospheric, cobble-stoned network of narrow streets in the old town.
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Given that everybody seemed to be having sex with everybody, not to mention being soused or stoned nightly, I decided to face the facts.
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In this MTV series, the bubbly sorority girl Jules and the perma-stoned hacker Ophelia team up to terrorize accused rapists at their college.
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Here's a thought experiment to try next time you're stoned: imagine a parallel universe where in 2017 commercial-alt is still ruling the charts.
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When I left the sleeping bag I had rolled out behind the sofa to catch my flight at 5 AM, I was stoned beyond comprehension.
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However, the restaurateur emphasizes that her stoned-out lobsters won't get humans high since any THC residue is evaporated by the temperature it's cooked at.
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Beaten up and stoned for taking temperatures Samuel Mutahwa was unemployed when the virus hit Butembo, but when the outbreak hit he volunteered to help.
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Pekka Rinne (33 saves) stoned Corey Perry and Adam Henrique on the Ducks' shootout offerings as the Predators improved to 10-2-1 at home.
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The final step in justifying whether or not somebody is "too stoned to drive" is a THC blood test performed by a hospital or lab.
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In an email from late October 2014, he described how a woman had been stoned to death by a mob that included her own father.
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Getting stoned in a non-medical setting is usually a way to make mundane aspects of your life seem a bit more fun and interesting.
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Just as she's hatching a plan to bake new cupcakes without missing a big audition, Jane realizes she's dangerously stoned, and will be for hours.
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They offered me a hit from their purple amethyst pipe, and told me they like to meditate with their crystal pieces before doing stoned yoga.
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Should she be taken out and stoned because she doesn't share the same body as some no name keyboard warrior who think they know all?
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Suddenly, I can see all of us — Dennis, me, my cousin, her boyfriend Scott — lying on her front lawn, stoned, staring up at the clouds.
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She was stoned for hours, but the real punchline to me was that she ate a brownie — no problems, no calorie counting, no tangible guilt.
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She came to be seen, in Ms Lal's words, as "a gold-digger and schemer", the "besotted" Jahangir as a "drunk, stoned and oversexed despot".
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Dust reddening stars (Image: Legacy Survey/NOAO, AURA, NSF)And we need the data for lots of reasons other than entertaining your stoned friend Chad.
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Or whether we're living in a computer simulation, something proposed by Swedish philosopher Nick Bostrom and others, and maybe your stoned friend Chad last week.
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"I don't know how to smoke anything, honestly," he tells Stahl, staring at her intently through a pair of glassy, bloodshot, definitely-not-stoned eyes.
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He's unwaveringly calm (and not just because he's stoned), even while scrambling from apartment to apartment with thousands of dollars in weed on his person.
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Like I mentioned, the whole thing piqued my interest because it's marketed as something to relieve stress and pain — not because it gets you stoned.
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Trump, by contrast, is dealing meth—a trailer-park drug you take when you've given up hope and just want to get rip-roaring stoned.
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Oh, and they also played a mildly stoned version of F*ck, Marry, Kill with the members of One Direction, because why the hell not?
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So, if you're extremely stoned and can't face the fast-paced tempo of modern gaming, then the pleasing monotony of MOO is definitely for you.
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The punishments for disobeying were severe: You could be whipped for not covering your ankles, and stoned to death for having sex outside of marriage.
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Given the fact that it won't get you stoned, this is the perfect gift for someone that's just entering into the wonderful world of cannabis.
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What better sign to pair with the sort of vintage babydoll slip a half-stoned Courtney Love might wear while throwing a shoe at Madonna?
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In "Stoned Moon Drawing" (733), Rauschenberg arranges a typewritten strip of paper containing the words "NOTHING WILL ALREADY BE THE SAME," vertically, like a rocket.
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He's such a lightweight that he recently made headlines for allegedly getting too stoned to perform at a concert in Amsterdam, which, buddy, come on.
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When you're too broke to go out so you sit in your bed eating pizza and half-watching ASMR videos through one shriveled stoned eye.
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The "blissfully stoned frog" who "enjoyed a simple life of snacks, soda, and pulling his pants all the way down to go pee" was apolitical.
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Nonetheless, for LGBT+ people, the prospect of going to trial is terrifying, carrying the risk of being the first person to be stoned, he added.
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I found out that, apparently, other people have stoned sex for hours on end because it gives them energy—which honestly sounded exhausting to me.
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This year's international artist roster delivered a stoned-for-effect display of immersive artworks and ambitious installations that got the 30,000 visitors mesmerized beyond comprehension.
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And while there's certainly some value to absorbing David Attenborough's wisdom while stoned on a couch, there are other ways that we can enlighten ourselves.
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The Drum Chord Theory is a ready-to-play stoned jam session with friends, something to throw on for lazy afternoons and hazy late nights.
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I swear to God it's specifically for people who are too stoned to function because it's just a white room with a chair in it.
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Related: Snoop Dogg Launches High-End Weed Brand A Day with California's Stoned Nuns This Exhibit Pairs Pot Paintings with Their Own Strain of Weed
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Previously, we've compiled the best movies and tv shows on Netflix to watch when you're stoned—and even what to watch when you're tripping balls.
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But what's really interesting about these ancient sea creatures is that if you eat enough (a lot!) of them, you may find yourself totally stoned.
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I first met Jonah at a weed dinner party where he prepared a number of cannabis-infused dishes that even got my taste buds stoned.
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With a few simple tips straight from the source, you can make sure you never find yourself pissing off the person who gets you stoned.
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The bill is similar to one Scott vetoed last year but includes stricter penalties for stoned drivers and for those who provide pot to children.
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The two actors are an attractive but unpersuasive fit, though their shared awkwardness dissipates after Nina and Rafe get stoned in his picture-perfect pad.
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This week, we asked our readers to vote on the best way to get stoned and we're down to the last two—the championship round.
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But the story goes that in 1922, a group of (presumably not stoned) brothers created this recipe at a small burlesque theater called The Empress.
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On VICE's weed travel show BLUNT REVIEWS, we trek to places where weed is legal to review things a cannabis-consuming tourist can do stoned.
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I got stoned the day my son came home from the hospital and stayed that way, with few breaks, for a decade and a half.
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In May, 2006, Amini received a tip that a man and a woman in the eastern city of Mashhad had recently been stoned to death.
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The play starts to feel like a stoned brainstorming session in a college dorm room, whose participants segue from delighted goofiness into sloppy, sentimental sincerity.
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I very much WOULD like to be stoned while sitting on a beach chair, with resort waiters bringing me tray after tray of cracked crab.
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Here's why As a growing number of states legalize cannabis, officials are sounding the alarm for technology that can quickly determine when drivers are stoned.
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Now, according to the Wall Street Journal, you may soon be able to down an Arizona Iced Tea and get stoned all in one gulp.
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The day before, an angry mob of "Padmaavat" protesters, one of many across northern India, stoned a school bus full of children near New Delhi.
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The recipe can also be sped up and slowed down, depending on how stoned you might be when experimenting with this trippy approach to cooking.
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Wilder was the most emotionally satisfying part of a very you-have-to-be-stoned-to-get-it 1974 musical adaptation of The Little Prince.
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In 2009, Wanda Sykes drew criticism for a joke about Rush Limbaugh being too stoned on Oxycontin to show up as the 20th 9/11 hijacker.
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Frank infuses the dough, sauce, and cheese with weed, taking Abdullah step by step through the best way to make a slice that'll get you stoned.
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Anyway, right now we're premiering the video for "Never Alone In A Dark Room," which lands on the "stoned in the bath" end of the spectrum.
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Which sound simple enough, but become monumentally more difficult when you're lying stoned in a brain scanner for nearly an hour, trying not to fall asleep.
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But I'm happy to have offered up my services up to science and hope that my stoned MRI brain scans contribute to our understanding of cannabis.
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The truth is, this feeling most likely is all in your head, but the fact that you're stoned definitely has a lot to do with it.
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After she was treated and Mersing knew she'd be okay, he tweeted a clip of a very stoned Rita at the hospital and it went viral.
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Because of the structure, there's "kind of a limit on how stoned you can get," says Adam Winstock, a London-based psychiatrist who administers the GDS.
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My colleague and metal god, Kim Kelly, blessed me with a list of essential stoner metal albums and it's funny because she doesn't even get stoned.
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I learned that getting stoned with Furby is a bad idea, because you will question whether Hasbro has figured out the balance between capitalism and communism.
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For a moment, both Midge and I question if she's only good onstage "drunk or stoned," but then I remember the Washington Square Park mini-set.
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The actor and longtime marijuana advocate admitted that he hasn't gotten stoned in almost a year and that his hard-partying reputation is now a misconception.
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It wasn't dramatically or radically different from an ordinary interview — and we were stoned — but it wasn't gibberish that only seemed brilliant in the moment either.
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Obviously it's as irreverant and sordid as the title suggests, but somewhere in between there are stoned flecks of Weezer riffs and the slurriness of Fidlar.
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This weed-infused, stoned-to-the-bone project couldn't be more different than their main gig, but it's certainly got its own addictive, sleepy-eyed charms.
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First things first, yes, kids really can get stoned, though we don't know much about how the especially young, like babies and toddlers, might experience marijuana.
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I almost went to a 420 event on campus, but I just arrived there already stoned and I got anxious because there were too many people.
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CBD—a purified weed compound that won't get you stoned—is used to treat everything from breast cancer to stress relief, and epilepsy to aching joints.
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Lehtonen turned MacKinnon away a second time midway through the third, when he stoned MacKinnon at close range as he looked to score off a rebound.
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You think we apologize a lot now, just wait til everyone's stoned, laughing, and saying sorry then apologizing for saying sorry then apologizing for saying sorry.
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These 11 comedies on Netflix (US) right now are the perfect answer for when you're getting stoned and just want to let the good laughs roll.
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Instead of making people feel slightly stoned, demand for a stronger hit led to a drug with side effects more reminiscent of crystal meth than weed.
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With such potent yet allegedly good-tasting (not to mention easily accessible) product, could Stoned Pizza be where the future of the edibles industry is going?
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Queens of the Stoned Age will premiere during the first week of September on Merry Jane's YouTube channel, with further episodes to be released bi-weekly.
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The Atlanta rapper shared his new collaboration with Tunji Ige, 'Don't Do Too Much', a stoned, laid-back track replete with a Bobby Shmurda shout-out.
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The real surprise of this show is a group of works that were meant for Stoned Moon Book, an artist's book that, sadly, was never published.
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Recreational pot In case you've been living under a rock (and not getting stoned), California just legalized recreational marijuana to anyone over the age of 21.
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Perhaps the best opportunity of the second period came short-handed when Florida's Colton Sceviour got loose on a breakaway — only to be stoned by Andersen.
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"I've written nine bestsellers stoned," he says; he was moderately high throughout the writing process for all but his first book, a novel he now dislikes.
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Instead I consulted with comic Faisal Butt, who is a huge fan of both Joe Rogan and getting really stoned, about my best course of action.
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Frequent pot users—even when they're not stoned—may not be able to stand on one leg, for example, whether they're safe to drive or not.
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Whatever important shit you're setting out to do on 19603/20 (or any day you get really, really stoned), you're probably going to fuck it up.
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According to NEWSTALK 1010, the stoned officers got freaked out when they began to hallucinate and called fellow cops and an ambulance from a police car.
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I always wrote off the pot enthusiasts as pusher hippies who were too stoned to know any better than to preach the healing powers of cannabis.
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After listening to the full version of "Get Lucky" while dancing around like stoned idiots, we ran back to the car and headed back to campus.
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According to police reports, she was confronted by two men who she knew, thrown into a bush and raped before being stoned and stabbed to death.
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It might all seem like a bit of a stoned guffaw until the truth of another tagline sinks in: a blue dot in a red sea.
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That sets off a drunken, stoned one-night stand that leads to breakfast, where Erin confesses that she's moving back to San Francisco in six weeks.
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The top on this fraudulent pint of ice cream didn't fit tightly enough and smoke escaped from the container, making it very difficult to get stoned.
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In my first draft of this article, I actually encouraged readers to get stoned and use power tools because, damn, it is so much fucking fun.
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CBD is a chemical compound found in the Cannabis plant that does not cause the 'stoned' effect that is associated with its sister compound, tetrahydrocannabinol (THC).
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Roving medical or burial teams have been beaten or stoned by villagers after rumors spread that they were stealing bodies for witchcraft or forcibly vaccinating children.
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"I don't need to get cripplingly stoned all the time," she tells me as she slides two slender chopsticks into a mountain of golden pad thai.
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Natalia's known for her coconut stew, and Abdullah and the gang get to work making sure everyone who tries out a bowl winds up completely stoned.
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Peter teaches part time at a women's correctional center, but mostly he loafs, gets stoned, gets drunk, illegally streams baseball and writes fiction with minimal conviction.
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Others believe they need to be stoned … These people are all in agreement that LGBTQ people have to be killed, they just disagree about the method.
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How can we make sure that legalization will not lead to more teens coming to school stoned, and letting it influence their lives in negative ways?
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Things were going well for her until Palamedes, the inventor of both money and jokes, discovered the disguise, and the Greek Army stoned her to death.
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As I stood at the counter, admiring how it shimmered in the kitchen light, I realized I was stoned — for the first time in 34 years.
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If the state can manage to capitalize on the rapidly growing number of Americans who like getting stoned, it stands to make a whole lot more.
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In northeastern Pennsylvania, where I grew up, my mother worked for the county commission on drug and alcohol abuse, and she could literally smell stoned people.
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Since she doesn't smoke, Abdullah's mostly working with CBD—but he's still holding out hope that, one day, they'll have a chance to get stoned together.
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Depending on the availability, legality, and quality of substances where you live, watching stoner movies while stoned may or may not already be a regular pastime.
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The more I watch this Russian raccoon try to eat grapes the more I'm convinced it's actually just footage of me eating snacks when I'm stoned.
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Then they find one another and gather in Israeli-themed restaurants where they spend weeks watching Family Guy and eating falafel and getting dangerously, terrifyingly stoned.
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Apparently, the most stoned the actor has ever gotten was when he was hanging out with not just Seth, but the king of blunts, Snoop Dogg himself.
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The priestesses, basically stoned teenagers who sit over an intoxicating mountain fissure and claim to speak for Apollo, give everyone visions that tell them what to do.
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He noted that a colleague's car was stoned by a mob, and said his driver's son has a friend who claimed to be a vampiric victim himself.
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Then, less than a minute later, Smith stoned Sharks right wing Joel Ward from the doorstep following a set-up from behind the net by Logan Couture.
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Some countries call it St. Stephen's Day, in honor of a deacon who became the first Christian martyr when he was stoned to death in AD 36.
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Between the schools of fish, (mostly) friendly sharks, slightly stoned sea turtles, and misfit aquarium inhabitants they encounter along the way lie some poignant lessons about life.
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Our opponents included teams like Three Buds and a Spud, The Rolling Stoners, Stoned Cold Rocks, and a group of white dudes from Brampton called Curry Hard.
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Last Christmas, I found myself alone, stoned, and poolside at the Trump National Doral Miami wearing a "Fake News" T-shirt under a fluffy white Trump robe.
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Between jumping turnstiles and going to Bed, Bath, & Beyond stoned, they pay a visit to a psychic, who tells them they're going to die that very day.
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I still have a shirt with a drawing of stoned antichrist Garfield from the show, and I wear it once a year max for fear it'll disintegrate.
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The smiley couple was all dressed up with Falchuk wearing a light grey suit and Paltrow accessorizing her chic look with her giant blue-stoned engagement ring.
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While the study can't directly tie the crashes to pot use, the findings add to a growing body of research that suggests stoned driving can be dangerous.
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And because science is so beautifully poetic, we can see that the 3D computer simulation also shows, on a spiritual level, what happens when you get stoned.
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For dessert, I snack on chocolate chips and Insta-stalk B.'s ex-girlfriend, which sends me in a stoned haze down the social media rabbit hole.
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Some aficionados working for marijuana-promoting magazines have described the effects of cannabis light as a taking-the-edge-off kind of buzz, without actually getting stoned.
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And when you're stoned, I feel like often, you just don't want to interact with other people, so I just ended up going to class instead [laugh].
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In fact, Nashville almost made it 5-1 just before the second period ended, but Kinkaid stoned Calle Jarnkrok on a Grade-A chance in the slot.
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But most cannabis back then, including the kind you'd find in the wild, was low in tetrahydrocannabinol, or THC, the psychoactive ingredient we associate with being stoned.
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"Being stoned while masturbating or having sex is one of the most freeing sensations the human body can feel," says Victor Escobar, 27, an artist in Brooklyn.
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Shortly thereafter, he joined Kyuss, the grandaddies of stoned-to-the-bone desert rock, and took some time out to play on Goatsnake's classic Trampled Under Hoof.
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While they were trying to be helpful, the stoned budtenders and the pharmacy environment itself served as constant reminders that marijuana is still mostly being used recreationally.
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Mr. Gosling's drawling, nasal, half-stoned delivery is much better suited to nonsense noir like this than to the more serious versions he often seems to prefer.
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The next day—or some other day, who can say—Emma sits, stoned while trying not to be, in the lobby of a rehab facility in London.
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She attended Dartmouth as part of its first coed class; she was so quiet, she said, that people must have assumed she was stoned all the time.
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That comes against a backdrop of contrasting studies that have offered little insight into how legalization is impacting youth use, stoned driving and border-state black markets.
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Police said five people were stoned to death by angry mobs after they were caught stealing and denied they had used excessive force against the opposition supporters.
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Even the title is on double duty, referring both to the checkpoint's call sign and to the faltering steps that Michael, when stoned, demonstrates to his wife.
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At least that's the viewpoint of the jewelry designer Aja Raden in her book "Stoned: Jewelry, Obsession, and How Desire Shapes the World" (Ecco/Harper Collins, $27.99).
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He taps Hannibal Buress and Tommy Chong to get stoned with him, inviting his buds to a meal with a chef who specializes in THC-infused cuisine.
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If you were showing a video of a squirrel fighting a snake to a room full of extremely stoned people, fake studio laughter would freak them out.
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So I give her a herbal one, and after a while, she and her friends, who were extras in the movie, were completely convinced they were stoned.
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Which is a bold claim, but fuck it: that's the sort of thing you're going to be coming out with if you listen to Babeheaven when stoned.
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My dreams of capturing the next viral video of a pothead too stoned to find his wallet, only to realize he was holding it, were quickly dashed.
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An Aquarius will call you stoned with an over-the-top plan, and when you bring it back up later, they'll already be busy with something else.
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Protesters stoned a man to death on Friday, and VICE News saw hundreds of anti-Martelly demonstrators throwing rocks and chunks of concrete at police on Saturday.
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The One Where You Get Stoned and Just Watch Your Pet Do Pet Stuff There are so many great things when it comes to owning a pet.
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The beauty of the illegal operations taking place at bakeries around the city is the warm sense of community for the hungry, drunk, and stoned night owls.
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That said, I was recently stoned enough that I ate this entire pint in one sitting without realizing it was coconut ice cream, not real ice cream.
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Yet nicotine attracts nowhere near the concern that cannabis does, in part because the two drugs are so different in their everyday effects: mildly stimulated versus stoned.
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He said he was generally a "libertarian" on the issue but asked for more protections against stoned driving and children's access to marijuana, which this bill provides.
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Must be, because here come Serge A. Storms and his perpetually stoned bro, Coleman, in Tim Dorsey's gonzo crime caper NAKED CAME THE FLORIDA MAN (Morrow, $27.99).
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"He was just really body stoned and completely jelly," said the woman, who produces fashion shoots and spoke on the condition that her name not be used.
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In the same city a police officer was stoned to death during violent protests on Saturday, though there is no indication of a link with Yadav's remarks.
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In a previous stint as governor, from 2007 to 2012, he refused to sign into law a version of Shariah that mandated adulterers be stoned to death.
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Despite any chemical difference, mice injected with PET acted like they were stoned—lazing around more, not moving for long periods of time, and feeling less pain.
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We will reimburse whomever supplies us this video with multiple and various pictures of stoned-looking dogs and/or cats, or something of equal or lesser value.
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Michaels said the police chiefs believe Prop 64 will do little to curb the black market and say it would put more stoned drivers on the road.
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Naturally, The Weed Eater set out on a savage journey of his own, in search of the best places in Lost Wages to be stoned and hungry.
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Pepe started out life as a friendly, chilled frog, who maybe liked to get stoned and live a simple life - and his creator wants him back like that.
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But if you're like me, and you feel uplifted when you're stoned, I definitely encourage you to (safely and legally) explore marijuana's ability to enhance your sexual experience.
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When caught, ISIS militants have tied nooses around these men's necks and dragged them behind trucks, burned them alive, thrown them off buildings and stoned them to death.
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But, also, if she gets stoned to death by Handmaids in the middle of the street... I'm breaking out some popcorn and hunting down the discontinued theme wine.
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It's said that a stoned drag queen throwing punches or a cross-dressing dyke named Storme DeLarverie, who was hit with a nightstick, may have started it all.
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And about that share price that he randomly hit on, he said he wasn't stoned when he chose the universal number to say it's time to smoke weed.
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Overall, 47% of Americans thought the possibility of legalization putting more stoned drivers on the road was a strong argument — 52% of nonusers and 36% of users agreed.
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That's why he suggested that, even though he had just quit smoking pot because of the poop cough, which had turned into asthma, we could get stoned together.
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Designers and their fans alike are so stoned on storytelling and the seductions of reference that one starts to yearn for the preliterate — or pre-Internet, anyway — world.
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Your discipline may not be at its highest when you're stoned, so you may want to have foods you'll feel good about eating available before you get high.
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He shot to fame in Britain in 1969 with "Space Oddity," whose words he said were inspired by watching Stanley Kubrick's film "2001: A Space Odyssey" while stoned.
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I can't say I blame them - Brian, 36I did that Twinkie Easy Cheese hot dog thing they eat in UHF... honestly, I'm not even sure I was stoned.
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Do I try to get a 170-pound man stoned on morphine into a cab in which, for all I know, one bump could make his appendix explode?
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There are no plotlines that must be closely observed, though there are jokes that recur (Abbi is funniest when she is stoned, Ilana when she talks about sex).
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Across the Museu de Arte, sitting on a white-stoned platform that is blinding on sunny days, is a strange metallic structure designed by world famous Santiago Calatrava.
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There's a very famous picture of Mick Jagger and Bob Marley sitting together, and Mick Jagger is so stoned that he's got this huge smile on his face.
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Set in a world devastated by an ecological crisis, Nausicaä is a testament to both man's resilience and capacity for destruction, and it's also great to watch stoned.
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I don't know about you, but the closest I've ever come to feeling like I'm flying across the moon has been when I'm stoned out of my mind.
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Or when Sarah Huckabee Sanders used a weird beer analogy for the GOP tax reform plan that sounded like it was written by a stoned high schools student.
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Cause some of them were also doing cocaine and stuff so they needed to come down from that, where they were stoned and they wanted to mellow out.
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"This isn't about being stoned, its about people really just wanting to be left alone—they were not criminals until the government wanted money from cannabis," said Dillman.
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He shot to fame in Britain in 1969 with "Space Oddity," whose words he said were inspired by watching Stanley Kubrick's film "19803: A Space Odyssey" while stoned.
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"Aries is a really fast moving, really kind of action-oriented sign, so getting stoned is kind of antithetical to what an Aries is all about," she says.
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Take that as a lesson, all you stoned, footloose teenagers out there: Sometimes, your batshit dreams that have little-to-no chance of being realized actually pay off.
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As Motherboard noted earlier this month, Slow TV hasn't really caught on in the US yet, but it's about time you added it to your stoned viewing queue.
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Adding to those good vibes was Jonah's spread, which rivaled anything I've ever eaten, stoned or not (see the MUNCHIES coverage for the full low-down on that).
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On Monday, the Masked Singer Australia winner, 22, updated fans about his journey, writing that he was now "4 months sober but still stoned" on his Instagram Story.
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But if you're trying to get a little stoned and not blow you're entire day away, you should put a little thought behind the cannabis strain you select.
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She was my spiritual slutty weed guide and helped me to discover different products that would create the sexual high that didn't involve having to feel super stoned.
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Your stoned cousin starts tapping on his FitBit the same way you'd cue up a track on a CDJ while ranting about why climate change is a myth.
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While there's tons of research on the impacts of drinking and driving, much less has been said about driving stoned, and for many people, the latter isn't taboo.
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The likelihood of me being stoned and in Snoop's house is very slim, but if at any point I was, then I would eat it out of respect.
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But also fuck that: today is 4/20 and the song references weed so, umm, I guess listen to this and go out and get stoned or something.
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These are nuances you might not catch sober but will surely obsess over while stoned—the majestic Americanness of it all, the comfort of buying into the lie.
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I was stoned out of my mind, an incoming senior in high school going through the kind of fuck-up period that will either awaken or destroy you.
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He said that "sections of the mobs" accompanying Mr. Odinga's convoy had "looted property" and that enraged crowds had stoned five people to death after catching them stealing.
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That he did it with the poker-faced focus of a half-stoned teenager working on a Rubik's Cube matters, I guess, if you want it to matter.
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Once, concert promoters were frantic when Erickson and Hall were late for a performance; they found them outside in line, stoned, waiting to buy tickets to the show.
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All I know is that I made a pink and blue cake, and then a few days later I decided I wanted that cake to make me stoned.
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" Another Lampoon vet, Rick Meyerowitz, wrote in his book "Drunk Stoned Brilliant Dead" that Mr. McConnachie's work "is well loved, here on earth and on his home planet.
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They cannot imagine returning to the puritanical dictates of the Taliban, who sometimes stoned women to death on suspicion of adultery — and still do in areas they control.
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And Argentina scrambles upfield again ..... After an Ighalo shot is stoned in close by Armani, Nigeria recovers and wins a free kick at the top of the box.
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She disembarked, then made a beeline for a cobble-stoned street near the water, arriving at the Brooklyn Flea, a weekly market held below the Manhattan Bridge's archways.
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The sight of an older adult getting stoned hasn't been funny or original for years, but Asaph Polonsky, who wrote and directed the film, won't let it go.
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"I didn't think it was ever going to go in for me, especially in the first period when he stoned me on a couple of breakaways," Horvat said.
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On VICE's weed travel show BLUNT REVIEWS, we trek to places where weed is legal to check out things a cannabis-consuming tourist can do while they're stoned.
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Malky was from a prominent family who lived in an Israeli community so strict that when tourists walked through in short sleeves and shorts, they literally stoned them.
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Pepe the Frog started his life as a happy, stoned bro-phibian living in an apartment with his three best buds in Matt Furie's comic-zine Boy's Club.
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The painting depicts the scene from the Gospel of John in which scribes bring a woman accused of adultery to Jesus and ask if she should be stoned.
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For the uninitiated, I think a munchie mashup is when you're really stoned, very hungry, and find yourself eating stale Nilla wafers dipped in Yoplait, sprinkled with chocolate chips.
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Let me give your stoned ass that mental sample you desire, and introduce you to a few of my favorites, this week's squishy smushables: Valençay, Coupole, and La Tur.
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Both accessorized their respective looks with earrings featuring green stones (Kate's, by one of her favorite jewelers, Kiki McDonough), and Camilla added a green-stoned necklace to her look.
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As he talks I can't tell if he's thinking really hard, he's stoned, or if he's just tired after playing an excellent set at the Toronto Urban Roots Festival.
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Still, if the Academy wants to get people watching a seemingly stoned James Franco read words off a teleprompter, they'll have to do more than invite the popular kids.
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The air conditioned vaults of philistine businessmen will be broken open and the contents expropriated and your wretched art journalists will be stoned to death with fake Etruscan bronzes.
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But my reality was a social life consisting of house parties, MSN Messenger, and nights sitting on park benches watching boys get stoned and down bottles of budget vodka.
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There are cannabinoids like CBD and THC, the marijuana molecule responsible for getting people "stoned," but also terpenoids and flavonoids, responsible for flavor, smell and also some psychoactive effects.
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But unlike THC, which gets you stoned, CBD is non-psychotropic (in other words, won't have you zoning out to a Pink Floyd blacklight poster for three straight hours).
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There were "very serious incidents including cars being stoned, cars overturned, gun shots and a great number of drivers treated for stress and bruises," their representative Eduardo Martin said.
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It is a topic that I frequently revisit when I am stoned; one that lends itself to falling down Wiki-holes, combing through forums, or rambling to your friends.
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He just stared at me, both stoned and drunk at the same time, and it took him quite a while before he understood why I was so pissed off.
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When Angie walked in the door, she only needed to take one look before whisking me away, getting me stoned and giving me an Ativan so I could sleep.
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Because they tend to be big fans of getting stoned, they may get extra pleasure out of your gift of brownies if you make sure they are weed brownies.
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" They also measured how respondents felt about sexual aggression being used in various scenarios, like if a man was stoned, drunk, or so turned on that he "couldn't stop.
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Everyone has their favorite way to get high, but there's only one way to determine the best: A March Madness–style bracket featuring 32 different ways to get stoned.
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It wasn't much—I smoked every once in a while on the campaign to help me get to sleep—and I never went to work, or anywhere, really, stoned.
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This isn't the first time states have taken it upon themselves to tweak their signage in hopes of dissuading some stoned 16-year-olds from becoming would-be thieves.
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Here's why: "[While making the game] I was living with a techno musician that always wanted to be stoned and we would jam in the living room," Dawkins writes.
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IDK what you were doing at 17, but I was mainly getting stoned and trying to scrape my way through a Philosophy A-Level that I would never use.
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Considering our nation is still debating how stoned you can legally be to drive a car, our law's view of consent under the influence of pot remains uncharted territory.
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If New York and other states follow California's lead when legalizing weed, that means that similar regulations may be coming their way—which doesn't bode well for Stoned Pizza.
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Back in the day people just got stoned and had dope conversations—that's how a lot of songwriting began and how a lot of great concepts came to be.
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Many see it as a betrayal of his core audience, who have come to count on his knotty R. & B. pop: Justin's supposed to be love-stoned, not homesick.
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The relationship between impairment in the PCC and feeling stoned was also blocked, but it's tough to say whether CBD-heavy pot affected people's subjective high, according to Wall.
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Getting Stoned Before Sex As recreational marijuana use becomes more widely accepted (and legalized in many states), more and more research about the effects of pot are being done.
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They're all seeking a purpose or answer to fill them up with the ease that a stoned, starry house party in Point Dume once did (and perhaps still does).
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Plus, VICELAND is debuting an all-new season of BONG APPÉTIT, in which our resident edibles expert explores the infinite ways you can get stoned through cannabis-infused cuisine.
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It's not the best work of frequent Monty Python collaborator Terry Gilliam—that would be 1985's Brazil, which is worth several stoned viewings, but is not on Netflix.
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Why not talk about the guest stars and the stoned chuckles sparked by extended chicken fights and road trip episodes and relentless "The Bird Is the Word" non-sequiturs?
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Follow the cops advice kids, you don't want to end up at a 7/11 stoned out of your gorge with all the other high zombies out for taquitos.
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So that was how I would leave combat duty: in an evac helicopter, stoned out on morphine, bleeding half to death with a shattered leg wrapped in bloodied bandages.
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Though I was stoned pretty much everyday of my high school experience (how could I have survived otherwise?), I never purchased a real weed smoking device until I graduated.
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It was there that Al Qaeda sentenced to execution an unmarried nomadic couple, who were stoned to death in a show of force that deeply traumatized the local population.
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But even in a more bucolic setting, it turns out everyone has the same quiet loneliness and sense of unwanted detachment, and they, too, treat it by getting stoned.
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It is as if Dante had gone to hell with a cassette recording of Jimi Hendrix and a pocketful of pills: our first rock-and-roll war, stoned murder.
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San Francisco (CNN Business)As a growing number of states legalize cannabis, health officials are increasingly sounding the alarm for technology that can quickly determine when drivers are stoned.
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Just two years ago, Ms. Raissouni's father was stoned to death in a dispute with other landowners who were trying to stop him from working some of his fields.
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It doesn't matter if the last time you got stoned was hours ago or that one time in the ravine behind your high school—keep that shit to yourself.
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The British cult comedy follows actors Marwood (Paul McGann) and Withnail (Richard E. Grant) as they go on a drunk and stoned ramble through London and the surrounding countryside.
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He's the kind of soul who could figure things out later in life—but for now, he can settle on being a stoned slacker barely muddling through high school.
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As a member of the Unsullied, Grey Worm was castrated in order to minimize the possibility of sexual activity or romantic feelings — love-stoned warriors do not win wars, apparently.
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The researchers recruited 24 healthy volunteers who regularly used cannabis, but not on a daily basis, to test the "Am I Stoned" app in a randomized, controlled, double-blinded trial.
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For many people, the allure of using cannabidiol products, aka "CBD," is that they supposedly don't contain tetrahydrocannabinol or "THC," the psychoactive compound found in cannabis that gets you stoned.
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South African media reported that a bus was set alight, vehicles stoned and roads blockaded by protesters calling for Mahumapelo to quit because of a failure to adequately deliver services.
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Unlike tetrahydrocannabinol (THC), CBD does not give cannabis users a "stoned" high, but its calming effects are often used to relieve chronic pain, anxiety, inflammation, depression, insomnia, among other conditions.
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Whatever you were doing the first time you got stoned, you probably look back on that time and laugh (or face palm, depending on how into the carpet you were).
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It isn't obvious whether the lounge-y central melody is intentionally trying to be funny, but the lightheartedness definitely works, adding an unsettling character to the deeply stoned vibe here.
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The four cast members — two, stoned-looking vikings and their ever-so-horny blonde lovers — cavort on a pull-out couch in the basement of the home in the Bronx.
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I run into the slippery and ubiquitous political consultant Sean Donahoe, with his shaggy hair and his rectangular glasses, and he tells me he really enjoys getting stoned by drinking.
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MOGADISHU (Reuters) - Somali Islamist militants said they publicly stoned one man to death and shot dead another on Monday after both were accused of raping a girl in central Somalia.
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But a lot of the animals are cute in weird, bad ways: obese or stoned-looking or dangling an extra-long tongue or looking psychotically at a piece of meat.
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Museveni's convoy was stoned as he left the northwestern Ugandan town of Arua where he had traveled to campaign for a ruling party candidate participating in a parliamentary by-election.
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Lending sanction to the mood, a Buddhist monk noted on YouTube how some devotees had suggested that a Muslim obstetrician accused of secretly sterilising patients should be stoned to death.
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In Kinama, a district in north-east Bujumbura, the cobble-stoned capital of Burundi, residents found the body of a man floating in a field of rice on May 1994th.
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Your phone would ring off the hook with customers trying to get stoned: the old and the young, the rich and the poor, dog-walkers, undergrads, grandpas, swingers, gym rats.
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It's hard to take anything seriously when one moment you're being lectured on the evils of vengeance, and the next someone asks you to help them kill a stoned cow.
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"The message that this sends to our community is that sexual predators who get their juvenile siblings stoned enough can have sex with them without any meaningful consequence," he said.
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Whether or not the rush of a giant roller coaster works for you while stoned will vary from person to person, but it would sure make for an interesting experience.
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MOGADISHU (Reuters) - Somalia's al Shabaab insurgents stoned to death on Wednesday a woman it accused of having multiple husbands, residents of a town in the south of the country said.
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Susan Sarandon admitted to Cohen that she has gotten stoned before "almost all Hollywood events except for the Oscars," and Cher called Tom Cruise one of her "top five" lovers.
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The former is present in large quantities in the brain and is responsible for the psychoactive effects of cannabinoids, and is the reason you feel stoned when you smoke weed.
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Today the band are premiering the video for this track, which features a bunch of images that more likely than not would be very enjoyable to look at when stoned.
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And yes, there was that time I got so stoned out of my mind I thought I was gonna die, but I managed to save myself with some homemade nachos.
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It's the kind of vaguely thought-out, wholly implausible scheme that countless stoned kids have joked about while watching gameshows at 3 AM, but somehow, the duo pulled it off.
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Advertise on Hyperallergic with Nectar Ads One of Robert Rauschenberg's many celebrated achievements is Stoned Moon (1969-70), a series of 211 lithographs printed at Gemini G.E.L. in Los Angeles.
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On the night of July 14th, on his way to a party—but not, apparently, in the shirt—he was stoned to death by "friends" to whom he owed money.
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Or take his statement that running for office would only be an option if he was stoned: Nelson says that cursing is exercise, just like running or riding a horse.
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MOGADISHU (Reuters) - Somalia's Islamist group al Shabaab on Thursday publicly stoned a woman to death in a town in the south for cheating on her husband, an official told Reuters.
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Let's take a look... It took us about three months to do this piece, since most of the people involved were too busy getting stoned to meet us on time.
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Another jar holds an aromatic strain of Critical Mass that is rich in cannabidiol, which has therapeutic effects but has relatively little THC and will not make users feel stoned.
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As a wave of pot decriminalization has swept the country, law enforcement agencies have become increasingly eager to get ahold of a portable device that could help catch stoned drivers.
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We are herded like stoned cattle, like children for the bombing drill— Out the door, into the dark street of this old Indian town Where there are no Indians anymore.
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I get into this state of paranoia, and although I'm still able to rationalize the situation in my head—Hey, you're only thinking these things because you're stoned, you weirdo!
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The way it came out just made me smile and laugh, and I loved the stoned, happy look on the boy's face as his head soared high above his body.
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Saturday's crash occurred outside the Grosser Kiepenkerl, a restaurant on a cobble-stoned street in the center of the city that is popular with locals and tourists, the police said.
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Ambition strains ability in Eddie Alcazar's "Perfect," a woozily incoherent sci-fi nightmare that appears destined to entertain mainly the thoroughly stoned — or make you feel as if you are.
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"Band Candy" makes hay from this idea by having all of Sunnydale's adults devolve into feckless, rather stoned-seeming teenagers thanks to some cursed chocolate — Joyce Summers and Giles included.
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"For those that continue the fight in a world where you can still be stoned to death for loving who you love, thank you," said the London-based American actor.
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In that case, why not be a good parent and explain how to responsibly consume an edible so they don't miss out on a fun night by getting too stoned?
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Schiaffo: I'm pretty sure that when I was there for my actual scenes, there were people who came in and didn't realize what was going on—actual stoned-out customers.
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Anyone found guilty of the offenses will be stoned to death, according to a new penal code based on Sharia law, an Islamic legal system that outlines strict corporal punishments.
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The posts can range from a SpongeBob screenshot that makes a joke about the cartoon character getting stoned, to a fart noise-laden remix of Billie Eilish's "Bad Guy" video.
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I had no idea where my wife was, I was stoned out of my mind, and I had a full shift the next day at a retail job I hated.
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We only played it five or six times before we started falling apart; definitely a stoned, sleep deprived bunch cutting the fastest song on the album at the worst time.
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They're not the first to study cannabis genomics, but they're less interested in weed that gets you super stoned, and more focused on the medicinal and nutritional parts of weed's DNA.
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Ideally, people would use the app to figure out whether they're too stoned to drive or undertake other potentially risky activities, by comparing their score to those taken earlier while sober.
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While filming the comedy (out now), the "Gin and Juice" rapper switched out one of the film's prop joints for some real marijuana, accidentally getting McConaughey stoned out of his mind.
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He turned away right winger Craig Smith on point-blank chances in each of the first two periods, then stoned Forsberg twice on the same breakaway late in the second period.
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Holcomb contends that regulating the legal market so buyers must be 22016 or older — while creating clear penalties for driving stoned — actually nurtures the CSA's goals more than broad criminal penalties.
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Many of the tracks on the album are testaments to the genre's origins, productions that begin with pre-existing dance templates and take them on stranger, decidedly stoned flights of fancy.
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Plus, VICELAND is airing marathons of the cannabis-infused cooking show BONG APPÉTIT and the pot-centric series WEEDIQUETTE—as well as an extended cut of SLUTEVER's special on stoned sex.
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The narrator's parents are a strident self-taught academic mother and an unambitious postal-worker father who could only offer "love and latitude" and the example of an "early stoned retirement".
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But for a movie that is primarily centered around the trouble that two restless, ambitious, and stoned guys can get into in one summer, its most interesting characters are the ladies.
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Each episode depicted women getting stoned and telling the stories of noteworthy women in history — kind of like Drunk History, but with less slurring and way more praise for Josephine Baker.
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Stoned and sleepy, my state of lethargy was shattered by the almighty sound of a central alarm in my block of flats setting off every single other alarm in the building.
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It takes a lot of focus when you're working with a lot of stoned people and a lot of people thinking they know what they're doing, when they have no idea.
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She looked flawless in her purple dress with the purple hair, but a stoned, nude illusion dress on a drag queen is like red sauce on pasta at an Italian restaurant.
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Worldly guitar solos, quality anticlimactic choreography, pragmatic irreverence, energizing poetic turnups and goddamn topsy-turvy going intertwined together—come to your joyful love journey and ride your uptight, stoned tiny horses.
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Kim Ann Foxman: Anyway you want really—in headphones, stoned, hanging with friends, dancing, walking around the city, cleaning naked, at the gym, at work, however you like to enjoy music.
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The first anyone knew of The Sciences was when it was released on iTunes in Australia (because it was already 4/20 there, a concept pleasingly huge to the stoned mind).
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Aptly titled "So Stoned," the collaboration consists of "Purple Chalice" (a strappy high-heel), "Spice" (a mid-heeled mule), "Bajan Princess" (a high-heeled mule), and "Poison Ivy" (the aforementioned gladiators).
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Furthermore, 52 percent of people who have smoked weed say they're more concerned about their kids smoking cigarettes, drinking alcohol, having sex, or cheating on a test than them getting stoned.
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Some who came in under the legal limit were obviously unfit to be behind the wheel, while others who were stoned out of their gourds on paper appeared to be unaffected.
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Even had we not been stoned on LSD, this kind of talk, under the psychological conditions prevailing in Southern California that night, would have induced paranoia in the rest of us.
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I really like when she goes into her store and she's kind of stoned and drunk, and she deals with the other Brooklyn mom who's not all that different from her.
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Instead of being stoned to death, she would be forced to marry her attacker (who would pay a dowry to her father) if she were not set to be wed already.
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