" Colbert quipped ... "Wow, that really soothes my ego.
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"Shower door handle — 1, Mandy — 0," she quipped.
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" Quipped Herjavec: "How could flowers cost that much money?
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" Affleck then quipped, "He just wanted a job, sir.
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" Carter quipped back, "Apparently, from this recent election year.
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" Gates quipped, "Hello to all the Gills out there.
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" Ackman, his mouth apparently outrunning his brain, quipped: "Why?
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" Reynolds quipped, "The most ambitious crossover event in history.
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" Asked about Cruz's recent success, McCain quipped, "Well, Sen.
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" Asked why not, Scott quipped: "I don't want to.
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"Cuomo: A decrepit subway for New Yorkers," one person quipped.
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"Wait till you try peanut butter and jam," he quipped.
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"He always has my back," the selfie queen quipped. Indeed.
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"Whatever they cut, they didn't cut enough," quipped the host.
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"I thought you would be bigger," Key quipped to Justice.
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" Lazaro quipped: "It looks like he's gotten his memory back.
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"It's amazing that we ever ship a product," quipped Adams.
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"This is what it's all about, loving everybody," Foxx quipped.
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"This is very unfortunate what happened," host Jimmy Kimmel quipped.
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"I'd clock in an amazing number of miles," Gingrich quipped.
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" And Axe quipped back, "this is honestly such an honor.
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"Sounds like the semi was hogging the road," another quipped.
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" Older sister Kim quipped, "You're 20, so I hope not!
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"There are too many comedians," quipped Rita Rudner in 1992.
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" Quipped Michael Strahan, "That happens after you get past five.
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"The First Amendment is not the Tax Code", he quipped.
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"You're not going to be walking the plank," he quipped.
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"People think I'm the Kardashians' flipping doula!" quipped Richards, 49.
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"I didn't announce it, I was asked," she quipped back.
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"Yeah, but it's more of a pocket now," he quipped.
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" Without missing a beat, Upton quipped, "Guess where we went?
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"Do I get in the bunker or not?" she quipped.
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" Then, Sherman quipped, "I wouldn't have minded getting the kid.
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As one opponent quipped, 'Sisi is just Mubarak on steroids.
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"Ok I was lying before please send help," she quipped.
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"Let's say your friend is testifying in Congress ..." he quipped.
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"Well, the higher the hair, as they say…" she quipped.
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"Well, I'm not going to read your resume," he quipped.
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"It's always good to see the ginger muppet," he quipped.
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"Not many evangelicals come out of Cuba," Trump recently quipped.
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"I wish there was more singing," the CHiPS star quipped.
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"So the state of our union is strong," Colbert quipped.
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"We have a joke in Romania," Barbulescu, my translator, quipped.
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"I thought they would be safe up here," he quipped.
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"Suddenly, it was Facebook with a human face," he quipped.
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"Maybe the 220006th time will be the charm," she quipped.
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"Crappy way to end the spring," quipped pitcher Ross Stripling.
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"Oh no, I have a million times," Teigen nonchalantly quipped.
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"You don't want to marry somebody now," Charlamagne quipped back.
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"There's no 'hope' to get all our answers," quipped Rep.
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"It's a quick way to spend $800 billion," quipped Rep.
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"This is bush league, people," the "Mad Money" host quipped.
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" Pelosi quipped: "I don't think he knows what he wants.
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"Breaking news, Andrew Yang is a Roosevelt [fan]," he quipped.
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"Thank you, that really soothes my fragile ego," quipped Colbert.
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"It makes me feel like I'm really tough," he quipped.
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"Rambo Reeves," he quipped as he posed for the camera.
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"A little serenade," de Blasio awkwardly quipped on national television.
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"I wanna know how long the playlist is," he quipped.
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" Asked what the doctor's type was, the wrestler quipped, "naïve.
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" Arthur quipped, "Hmmm, detention vs correction… the lawyers play-ground.
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"So maybe the odds are in our favor," he quipped.
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Still, he quipped, things seemed to be working just fine.
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She would have split up our marriage anyway, she quipped.
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"it appears my existence is bothering someone," she quipped lightheartedly.
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" He quipped, "We're not all as lucky as Bill Maher.
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"We were born in kilts, the worst diapers," Butler quipped.
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"We almost had a #MeToo moment there," Mr. Short quipped.
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"The White House does need some work," James Corden quipped.
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"The house is the home is the head," he quipped.
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"Can we cut this if it doesn't work?" he quipped.
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Yes, the product was a bit premature, the investor quipped.
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"I came to see Trump, not Paul Ryan," one quipped.
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"Clearly there was a need for flowers," Mr. Balyali quipped.
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"I'm just here for the dollar art," one friend quipped.
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"It looks like the boss and his secretary!" he quipped.
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"I hope some foreign journalists were applauding now," Netanyahu quipped.
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"But that's not what happens on Twitter anymore," he quipped.
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"OK – is it working?" the Democratic presidential front-runner quipped.
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"The old dog has wised up a little," he quipped.
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One official quipped that an agreement on immigration between Sen.
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"Imagine Bernie now," he quipped, "with 100 percent blood flow."
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"They are darn lucky these weren't public," quipped Washington Rep.
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"For the gods too love a joke," Socrates once quipped.
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"We will be successful when it becomes boring," he quipped.
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"Well, of course we took Dunston over Gooden," someone quipped.
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" Harry then quipped: "I don't know where he gets that from!
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"Does anyone have a tissue?" she quipped after taking the stage.
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"No they just think I'm ugly and smell lol," Malone quipped.
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"This is a definite sign of the apocalypse, right?" quipped another.
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" Panel moderator Bradley Whitford quipped: "He could do Spill Your Guts.
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"You're really living the life of a movie star," Kimmel quipped.
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"And the beautiful Emma Stone, who just turned 30," Mullally quipped.
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"I also wore my Gucci mules to primary school," quipped another.
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As Paul Krugman quipped, this isn't Obamacare 2.0; it's Obamacare 0.5.
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" She also quipped, "And I thought about suing, but I didn't.
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"This could be the whale that ate the unicorns," Smith quipped.
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"I'd hope for nothing less than something really inappropriate," she quipped.
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" Biden, 76, quipped in response: "I'm still holding onto that torch.
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" Another pause, he quipped, "And I thought Marlene Dietrich was great!
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"That is the sound of a door creaking open," Colbert quipped.
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"There'll definitely be some songs coming out of it," he quipped.
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"I look like a Kardashian, nose job and all," she quipped.
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"Don't let this solar phenomenon eclipse good judgment," FHWA's Knopp quipped.
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"It's the holidays — and you may be dating again," she quipped.
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"What kind of operation are you running here, Stephen?" quipped Sanders.
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"She just realized that Jennifer Hudson's talking to her," Shelton quipped.
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"Well [Trump is] very flexible so you never know," Rubio quipped.
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"I don't know what that expression is of mine," she quipped.
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". The actor, laughing, quipped, "I hope so, I am Chris Pratt!
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" He quipped, "So — there's a lot of exciting stuff going on.
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" Older sister Kardashian West quipped, "You're 20, so I hope not!
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"I don't know if that's part of the thing," Styles quipped.
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"It has been heard in the halls of Congress," Aiken quipped.
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"Don't worry, Mr. President, they're not laughing at you," Colbert quipped.
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"That's irony, it's a new concept in political life," Bush quipped.
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"I think I threw five in a college game," Wentz quipped.
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"They want an Islamic Re- without the public," quipped one observer.
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"Questions must be asked before answers can be given," he quipped.
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"Everything you just said is 50 shades of crazy!" quipped Navarro.
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"I think trauma is pretty common," he quipped before I left.
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"That was the plan and I have four boys," he quipped.
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"'Women Who Work' contains more fonts than original thoughts," Bee quipped.
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"Can I just say," he quipped, laughing, "I feel duly punished."
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"Come on governor, even though you didn't endorse me," Trump quipped.
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" Franken, to laughter from reporters listening in, quipped: "Very well done.
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"Marcia [Clark] wasn't available," quipped Peet at the December award show.
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"This is what it's like to be chopped liver," quipped Sen.
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" Harry then quipped, "I don't know where he gets that from!
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"The field isn't even half full yet," one Democratic senator quipped.
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"That's really good parenting," Menzel, who voices Anna' sister Elsa, quipped.
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"Twenty years would be better than only ten!" quipped one farmer.
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"Because I get to decide what we vote on," McConnell quipped.
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"The infrastructure week's been overtaken by the latest tweet," quipped Rep.
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"Weirdly, now she won't return my phone calls," Mr. Burnett quipped.
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"Oh, probably 'Game of Thrones,'" Clinton quipped as the audience laughed.
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"Man, you're not happy with your 9 to 5!" she quipped.
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"Great fucking timing, huh?" she quipped as we both laughed nervously.
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" She quipped back, "Better to be a muse than an amusement.
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"You can laugh at him," Matthews quipped of the outspoken billionaire.
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"You might as well put them in scuba gear," Stabile quipped.
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"So your internal hotness," Ms. Nancherla quipped to the audience's delight.
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Besides, "no one reads the communiqués, let's be honest," he quipped.
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LOS ANGELES — He quipped about the looseness of a woman's vagina.
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"Yeah, gentleman don't get very well-treated up here," he quipped.
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"Let's see if we can cure him of that," he quipped.
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"Well, I know about support," she quipped, gesturing toward her chest.
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"I'm hearing my name mentioned a little bit tonight," Sanders quipped.
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" Quipped Mr. Garrison: "We'd rather talk about politics instead of football.
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"Yes, I am famously under-scrutinized," Clinton quipped in a tweet.
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"God must have a plan because I sure don't," he quipped.
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"It just don't get any better," she quipped, husky-voiced again.
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"Every time I think about Trump I get allergic," she quipped.
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"I really don't know what the bells mean," quipped Democratic Rep.
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"We're going to get to Google, too, I'm sure, " he quipped.
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"You know, as some might say, curb your enthusiasm," Cruz quipped.
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"I kind of figured it out a while ago," Cooper quipped.
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" Quipped Klobuchar: "No one on this stage wants to protect billionaires.
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"Well, in 12 days we're going to find out," Fallon quipped.
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"Miles came out such a miles," the mother of two quipped.
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"I thought, 'Wow, that was a fast delivery,'" Ms. Andelman quipped.
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"I'm Asian, so I know a lot of doctors," quipped Yang.
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"It's a bad job," quipped one GOP lawmaker sympathetic toward Ryan.
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" Castro, who was up next up, quipped: "Thank you very much.
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"The survivors are getting the spoils," the "Mad Money" host quipped.
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"When I sell liquor, they call it bootlegging," he famously quipped.
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"I wish everyone was as perfect as you, Pete," she quipped.
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"Like two butt cheeks in a pair of underpants," she quipped.
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David Bonderman, her colleague, quipped that this would just mean more talking.
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"The only way to watch a debate," she quipped in the caption.
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"I've always believed you should be nice to your lenders!" he quipped.
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"I think my contract says I have to say yes," he quipped.
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"I mean, I was born with fucked up teeth!" she also quipped.
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" In another photo, she compared bellies with Koma and quipped, "I win.
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"Maybe we already got married and nobody knows yet," quipped Booth, 30.
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"Emily was shooting a little indie movie called Mary Poppins," Krasinski quipped.
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"I'm wearing one now — because nobody recognizes who I am," she quipped.
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He'd rather be commissioner of the NFL than do that, he quipped.
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"Errbody having babies round here.. #farmLife," Gaines, 43, quipped in the caption.
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"That's a good one, Ellen, you're right, that is gross," he quipped.
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"We've been together 49 years and I'm a good cook," she quipped.
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"He seems the same as he did two weeks ago," quipped Sen.
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"It's not about the money, it's about preserving human dignity," quipped Les.
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Murphy quipped back with a GIF of actor Robert Downey Jr. pic.twitter.
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" — to which Teigen quipped, "Allow me to save you from my titties.
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"You can't possibly think I only bought the hot dog," Teigen quipped.
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"What's going on with me dating wise?" she quipped to her ex.
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Before singing "Dirty Laundry," Underwood quipped that "Sweaty Laundry" was more appropriate.
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"It's sad around here when one of those goes down," Ventura quipped.
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" Instead, he quipped that his "favorite hero is (Russian President Vladimir) Putin.
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He jokingly quipped that this was his second leg lost while skydiving.
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" Quipped the RHOA star: "And then I can respond back… 'Bye, Mannequin!
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"It's like me at the bar," she quipped, letting out a laugh.
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"Isn't that crazy, 'cause she and I are different colors?" she quipped.
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"I still shop at Walmart ... they have the best prices," Morgan quipped.
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"I should have picked up some tips from George," Kate, 37, quipped.
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"He knows if that doesn't go in, he's coming out," Mack quipped.
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"Peeing on yourself afterwards...forever," Santigold quipped, laughing at Denis' shocked reaction.
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"I now do stunts #lipsyncbattlescar #iflew," Teigen, 31, quipped in her tweet.
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Shortly after, Fisher quipped back, "How dare you stretch my clothes 😂."
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" To which Perry quipped, "It's like a little Ellen, a little Alfalfa.
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"I think this industry could use a little female sexism," Gomez quipped.
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" Lowry quipped that "I was thinking about something else [at keg parties].
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"They better be here after all this ish they started," Anderson quipped.
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"You don't join the institution like it's the Rotary Club," she quipped.
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"It's sort of a date night with hundreds of people," he quipped.
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"Hey, man, long time no see!" one of them quipped to Mam.
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"In-N-Out plays a big role in my life," she quipped.
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"That's sort of a yardstick we use now on retirement," Buffett quipped.
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" He quipped that it's the "absence of dealing with multiplication, addition, division.
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"The 'oppor-tuneurs' don't do as well as the entrepreneurs," he quipped.
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"John out here looking like Arthur," quipped a fan on Teigen's Instagram.
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"No wonder I can't find any shared bikes in Hefei," one quipped.
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It was not the first time the president quipped about the subject.
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"I now do stunts," Teigen quipped, adding the hashtags #lipsyncbattlescar and #iflew.
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"Marriage is insurance for the worst years of your life," she quipped.
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"If something happens to him, then it happens to him," Bornstein quipped.
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"It's a long-term savings account for us right now," he quipped.
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"We have a lot of blonde women in Finland," the reporter quipped.
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"Your solidarity with Italy is hypocritical," he quipped, according to the source.
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" Klobuchar quipped back: "Who said that wasn't what my dad was doing?
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"Technology is for my next body," he once quipped to the researchers.
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"Under tortilla reform, you don't pay if it's nacho fault," Willett quipped.
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"It can remind you something," he quipped in the House of Representatives.
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" Lord Keynes once quipped that "In the long run, we're all dead.
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"The Mavs have a very luxurious fan base, very luxurious," Nowitzki quipped.
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"They've got to like something, don't they?" the "Mad Money" host quipped.
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"It's really hot, don't touch — just like your first date," he quipped.
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William Moran, vice chief of naval operations, quipped at a subcommittee hearing.
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"Not electric and not Honda," he quipped, drawing a murmur from reporters.
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Famed sportswriter Rick Reilly once quipped that sports is Oprah for guys.
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"That's what my wife calls me," Sondland quipped when asked by Rep.
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Trump quipped that he can't revoke Obama's pardons of turkeys last year.
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"By the way, he gave me permission to touch him," Biden quipped.
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"Only in Washington could you go from PCLOB to CGAP," he quipped.
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"When you get to my age, you grow some balls," she quipped.
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"Antibiotics give you the shits, and plasma is the shit," Mahrenholz quipped.
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"That's called solving problems, folks," Kimmel quipped as Kostelnik joined the band.
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"Sometimes, late at night, I can hear them printing money," she quipped.
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Better for the government to have bought everyone a limousine, Reagan quipped.
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"I tell you what, I hope you're part of it," Biden quipped.
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"Article 3 says ... we hold our offices during good behavior," she quipped.
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"The two leaders did seem to hit it off," James Corden quipped.
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"We have an unfair advantage in this, given our experience," Sivan quipped.
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"I practice safety in everything I do," he quipped at the time.
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Carlson later that night mockingly quipped, "repugnant" after playing back Smith's comment.
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He then quipped that he wants to know about the other 17%.
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"Just fast-forward through her parts," Moore, 48, quipped of Leakes, 51.
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"He thinks a cardiologist is someone who works at Hallmark," he quipped.
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" Asked why not, the South Carolina Republican quipped: "I don't want to.
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"Oh, good lord!" the senator quipped, followed by her signature booming laugh.
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"Holy cow, it's like he's trying to take McDonald's private," Cramer quipped.
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Beto O'Rourke (D-Texas) quipped that his fellow Democratic presidential rival Sen.
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"They said you have to have facial hair for this," DeGeneres quipped.
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"They were in our diner," Ueland quipped when asked about Pelosi's assertion.
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"I'm going to tell you what's wrong with this statue," Freeman quipped.
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"You are going to have to raise your ticket prices," Gates quipped.
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"I am shocked that I won this award for Best Villain," Jordan quipped.
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" Cruz quipped, "Since September, the Constitution hasn't changed, but the poll numbers have.
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"Let's get arrested," he quipped to his friends as he started the download.
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"I can understand why Trump loves that Game of Thrones wall," quipped Colbert.
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"You're stuck with me for another six and a half years," he quipped.
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"Maybe now is the time to release your tax returns, Sir," he quipped.
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"He promptly ran off without so much as a thank you," authorities quipped.
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" Cordon quipped, "she's basically made you look like the kid from Jerry Maguire.
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"Courtney Love is in dire need of attention right now," the singer quipped.
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"There's only one true Raging Bull, and that is Vladimir Putin," he quipped.
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"I don't care about [how Thrones ends], I'm not a nerd," she quipped.
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It's not easy to be 4'11" in an institution like this," she quipped.
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"Unfortunately, I can't see a new version of Alexander the Great," he quipped.
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"It's not warm but it's built for speed," the six-times champion quipped.
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"Not the barbecue I wanted on my day off," he quipped on Facebook.
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"Isn't it weird if I sat at the Modern Family table?" she quipped.
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"You know what they say about a man with small hands," Rubio quipped.
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"Yeah, we were drinking buddies – way back," Bowie quipped in the throwback clip.
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"Just because Yahoo has a search box doesn't mean they're Google," he quipped.
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"I've been enjoying Donald Trump's new reality show, The Amazing Racist," he quipped.
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"I went on a blind date and I met my husband," she quipped.
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"We should give the heart attack casting credit," he quipped, only half joking.
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"They would not do that for me," Trump quipped after the singing concluded.
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"I'm still holding on to that torch," Biden quipped back with a smile.
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"The U.S. consumer's not dead, they're just shopping at T.J. Maxx," he quipped.
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"To the victor belong the spoils of the enemy," one Jackson ally quipped.
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Teigen also addressed a fan who quipped about a toddler traveling to Bali.
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"When you're caught with zit cream and a really chic outfit," she quipped.
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"I basically just keep my mouth shut and don't cause waves," he quipped.
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"In other news, I've had two children since backing this project," quipped another.
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"But that guy is not in our club," quipped co-host Aisha Tyler.
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Still, "I didn't think he'd want an old man up there," Schafer quipped.
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Even The New York Times quipped that a new hashtag could be #OscarsSoBlack.
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"I just ripped the crotch out of my pants," he quipped to Fallon.
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Well, Justice Kagan quipped, it "might be reintroduced until the end of time".
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"They told me there would be tea, ugh it's a disaster," Mariah quipped.
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"I'm just having a dish of 'Dodged a Bullet' tonight," quipped Jenna Cooper.
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"Nope, my arm is brown and the chair is black," I quipped awkwardly.
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"Don't worry, be happy," he quipped during an economic forum in St Petersburg.
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"I really hope she hears it and gives me a hug," he quipped.
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"Okay I was lying before please send help," she quipped to her followers.
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"I'm like guys, guys, I'm the older woman, it's okay here," she quipped.
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"What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander", Justice Breyer quipped.
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" In response, Ellen DeGeneres quipped, "Alright, we saw a different side of Sandy.
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" Trapper John quipped: "Aw, Frank... you're not going to write your mother again.
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"This is gonna be a no from me dog," one Instagram commenter quipped.
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" When asked who the buildup was directed at, Trump quipped: "Whoever you want.
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"I must find the sender to find out what happens next," Cameron quipped.
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"Because he's got my mom's gene pool," she quipped, making moms everywhere proud.
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"Those who haven't, chances are it's because they've lived in California," she quipped.
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" In response, the singer quipped, "I can't even think of a good response.
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" Asked specifically what kind of questions he would ask, Brafman quipped, "Good ones.
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"That awkward moment you realize you're all wearing the SAME outfit," Guthrie quipped.
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"Ah, lads, be friends," one quipped after I was told to kill myself.
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Wu Jinglian, a veteran economist, has quipped that this is unfair to casinos.
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"I knew we should have paid that bill," Chief Justice John Roberts quipped.
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He quipped that he was glad the idiot hadn't interrupt his Snapchat video.
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"I've heard of this place," the boutique owner quipped when Harrison mentioned Paradise.
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"When I got the vision," the now-29-year-old Anti queen quipped.
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"I adore you and I want you to be my mommy," Adele quipped.
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"For the deep state is deeply committed to Cold War II," Buchanan quipped.
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" Then the host quipped in response, "I'm confused whenever I'm around Ryan Reynolds.
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"Only in America could you have environmentalists protesting an environmental conference," Bloomberg quipped.
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"Clamping down on Winnie the Pooh comparisons doesn't exactly project strength," Oliver quipped.
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"In my mind as a mom, it's not lame at all," she quipped.
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"I guess we missed the memo when we became Russian," one commenter quipped.
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"I just wanna remind everybody that Jeff Daniels thanked his horse," he quipped.
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"If he had kept his mouth shut, he wouldn't be there," he quipped.
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"I don't know who's doing the timing in the White House," Pelosi quipped.
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"Only in the Panhandle can you get away with that statement," Trump quipped.
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Bernie Sanders, who quipped on Twitter about its colossal price tag on Thursday.
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He often quipped, "someone's going to jail tonight," Fellows recalled, as mourners chuckled.
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"I believe she's leaving to spend more time separating her family," he quipped.
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"For starters, by not having a Twitter account," Obama reportedly quipped in response.
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"We trust our ancestry more than we trust our computational models," Church quipped.
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"'Those who do not learn history are doomed to repeat it,'" Gellar quipped.
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" Clooney said, "Right always trumps wrong," and Dujardin quipped, "Trump is always wrong.
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"Hey, J.P. Morgan, where were you at $76?" the "Mad Money" host quipped.
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"Fauci, you want me to get you into this political mess?" he quipped.
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Kalanick jokingly quipped that he would move to China if Trump was elected.
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"Next stop: six feet," she quipped, pointing at the ground below her feet.
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"It's original, I'll give you that," South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg quipped.
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"The cafeteria person or the janitor," Senator Audrey Gibson, a Democrat, later quipped.
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" After she said, "Daddy," the mother of one shrugged and quipped, "Every time!
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"Within the art world, I get accused of being too obvious," he quipped.
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"I highly doubt it's in someone's personal art exhibit," Officer Erkel previously quipped.
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"What, do you think they're trying to get rid of me?" he quipped.
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"Night-life ambassador is not the biggest job driver," Mr. de Blasio quipped.
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"Trump said he could use a little R and R," Jimmy Fallon quipped.
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"Starring Meryl Streep — anything she's in they're coming to see," quipped Queen Latifah.
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"It's an honor just to be in the Hall of Fame," Jeter quipped.
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" When reporters pressed him on the schedule, he quipped: "Y'all seem very anxious.
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"I know you're joking, but it actually is quite sexy," Sanders quipped back.
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"Emmanuel Macron, you're interrupting me because my question bothers you," one journalist quipped.
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"Discussing the moment at the town hall Pelosi quipped, "Was that a reporter?
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"I look better under an incandescent light," Mr Trump quipped, without supporting evidence.
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Napoleon once quipped that his greatest strength was that he had no allies.
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He referred to House Minority leader Nancy Pelosi as "crazy," quipped that Rep.
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" Trump quipped that Bloomberg is "making a lot of my broadcaster friends wealthy.
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"I'm the least-qualified man here tonight," Biden quipped during the standing ovation.
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"I can't wait for Stephen King's sequel, Children of the Climate," Ingraham quipped.
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"whatever they paid Judi Dench it was not enough" Vulture's Rachel Handler quipped.
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He also quipped about the new role he got when he was dismissed.
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"I'm fine if a donor had sex in exchange for money," Claire quipped.
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"Netflix clearly didn't spend enough," THR editor Matthew Belloni quipped after the show.
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" In a subsequent tweet, he quipped that the Democrats "must love [Sessions] now.
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"I'm fulfilling the legacy of Barack Obama, and you're not," Castro later quipped.
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Napoleon once quipped that his greatest strength was that he had no allies.
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"Obviously, having two sitting Republican members indicted in August is helpful," Hammill quipped.
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"Even robots have bad days," he then quipped to genial laughs around the room.
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"Listen, it's a big accomplishment from [a] fellow Santa Monica High [student]," Lowe quipped.
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"If anyone hugs me about it, I just start crying," Cuoco quipped in response.
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Stiller, 50, quipped that he was set to star in a Female Viagra commercial.
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" Last year for James' big day, Reynolds quipped, "Happy birthday to my baby girl!
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"Please tell me how it is I can try to look taller," he quipped.
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"I do need a partner, in more ways than you could imagine," she quipped.
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"He knows Lindsey Graham," quipped a woman to her friend after meeting Kentucky Sen.
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" In response, Trump quipped that he was "very happy you used the word deplorable.
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"Don't get me started on your show cuz I'm a savage.... #bachelorsoooowhite," she quipped.
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"There's only so much we can go down on the same news," he quipped.
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"It might be one of the biggest plot holes of all time," Batalon quipped.
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"It's nice to be here in the sunshine," the blindfolded prince quipped while blindfolded.
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"It's just so sad when his heart's not in it, you know," Colbert quipped.
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Other users quipped that the opening was actually President Trump's personal portal to hell.
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" At that, a smiling Biden quipped: "I got it, OK. You're very good professor.
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"This one just has my name on it, right?" he quipped at the event.
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" Reminded of Trump's recent remark that Harris was "nasty," Vaill quipped: "Is that bad?
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"We appreciate how everyone wears a little green like us today," the Army quipped.
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"I don't think I'd make it past the first half hour," Clinton quipped back.
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So Mr Modi, quipped one wry tweet, has in effect demonetised elite opinion, too.
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Performer Guo quipped before the show that she hoped no errant drones clipped anyone.
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"Hey, remember when he was the guy making trouble with North Korea?" quipped Meyers.
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" Another user quipped, "She's the only one no longer required by contract to smile.
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"I always say I'm an artist with the soul of a realtor," she quipped.
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" When Mr. Kasich built on his answer, Mr. Trump quipped, "I'm liking him tonight.
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"It's cheaper to keep me," Pinkett Smith quipped, causing Smith to burst into laughter.
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Just last week the president quipped the impasse could last months, or even years.
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"And I'm pretty low slung these days, so both times it hurt!" she quipped.
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"@sanctionedjohnnygalecki get off my man!" she quipped with a crying-tears-of-laughter emoji.
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"Well Scott and I — we're sleeping together apparently," Khloe quipped to Complex in 2015.
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As a friend of mine quipped, it's like putting a hat on a hat.
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"I&aposll have a beer, I&aposll have a Guinness for them," she quipped.
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"So, if you're there the whole time, that's a lot of dresses," Kaufman quipped.
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"Even Luke Skywalker had to go manual," Tab quipped after our ride was over.
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" To which WWHL host Andy Cohen quipped, "That's how I feel about the Housewives.
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Back in October, Cohen quipped to TMZ that he didn't know who Griffin was.
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" Comedian Whitney Cummings quipped: "Now I'm starting to get suspicious you had a surrogate.
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"You said you wanted a turkey on your wedding day, right?" the actor quipped.
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"Sits at home waiting for script @nbcParenthood: A Year in the Life," she quipped.
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"Next I guess they'll be claiming that I killed someone," she quipped on Thursday.
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"Bethenny did a great job, because she had her hands full," de Lesseps quipped.
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"Tell Chuck I was already up," Manchin quipped to reporters, responding to the comment.
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"It's better than being shipped to the colonies for hard labor!" quipped Cohen, 49.
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"Please don't give up on California and Sacramento," Goudeaux quipped, according to the transcript .
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"I'll do one, but I don't need your help," the former Globes host quipped.
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"You know, sometimes I wonder if he's out making Russia great again," Clapper quipped.
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"If you're looking for a Jane Russell hand-double, I'm your girl," she quipped.
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Even if you had money, there's no food to buy, an aid worker quipped.
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Laughing off her tears, Romney McDaniel quipped, "That's my first time crying in DC."
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"And the answer, for $32 million — survey says no, it is not," Colbert quipped.
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" "Make it or Break It" creator Holly Sorensen quipped, "Unfortunately convictions aren't like Oscars.
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"The United States," Erik Brynjalfsson, director of MIT's Initiative on the Digital Economy, quipped.
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" Rubio, appearing amused, quipped: "I saw you repeat yourself five times five seconds ago!
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"I give it four Golden Girls," White quipped in her tongue-in-cheek review.
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"Look at these guys, everyone loves these guys," he quipped, before pausing and grinning.
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"Of Viall's inability to communicate with his pals, Wood quipped, "it's worse than jail.
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"Spicer became a sympathetic figure in the media overnight," a White House official quipped.
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"Yeah, I'm going to be handing out indictments like [Robert] Mueller," quipped Cohen, 49.
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"This is the proof I was vice president," Biden quipped, according to pool reports.
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"I've never been a member of Congress when the government's open," quipped freshman Rep.
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The game might sound innocent enough, but Bell quipped that Catan has ruined relationships.
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"We are going to have to start going out to other countries," Kimmel quipped.
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"I think it is safe to say Donald has lost Doug's vote," she quipped.
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" Zucker quipped: "If only we had that much power, especially on the Republican side.
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"There's nothing more dangerous than a fix-it man in a fix," Turley quipped.
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One famous economist quipped that it had predicted nine of the past five recessions.
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""It's a little military," Catz quipped in her testimony, "but our guys get excited.
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"I bet you could out freestyle Bernie," Melber quipped about Booker's fellow candidate Sen.
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"He's not yet enjoying that manure sandwich this morning," he quipped again, moments later.
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"South Dakota: if we were any higher, we'd be North Dakota," one user quipped.
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" When asked about what has been most difficult to navigate, she instantly quipped, "hills.
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"No, because they have what seems to me a perfectly legitimate policy," Roberts quipped.
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"So I made it to Harvard," she quipped at the beginning of her speech.
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"If I was better at baseball, I probably wouldn't be a congressman," quipped Rep.
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"Maybe it has something to do with the color of my skin," he quipped.
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"That was the loudest standing ovation I've ever gotten after an outing," he quipped.
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"We're the only company in Silicon Valley that's not building a car," she quipped.
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The inauguration of anyone else," he quipped on what he called "The Lather Show.
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"Sweetheart, none of these queens are gonna do ya," BenDeLaCreme, as Mr. Lynde, quipped.
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""This is getting loo-dicrous," he quipped on Twitter, using British slang for "toilet.
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"With everything going on with ABC, I can't really talk about it," James quipped.
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"The mayor just got re-elected," quipped the officiant, Bishop Charles H. Ellis III.
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"Yeah, don't know how that's working out," she quipped of Trump's anti-bullying stance.
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"I just hope success doesn't go to their heads," the actor quipped on Twitter.
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"Justice Ginsburg, if you'd ever like to borrow the dragons, ring me," Clarke quipped.
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"We should rule everything, but the Supreme Court hasn't recognized that yet," he quipped.
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"They're gluten deprived," quipped Maddie Corman, 50, a writer and actor in New York.
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" Pressed if she was curious what Bolton, specifically, might know, she quipped: "Isn't everybody?
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"When you went to college in the seventies, you appreciate a protest," Kasich quipped.
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"He wanted to spend more time not answering his family's questions," Stephen Colbert quipped.
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"I'm gonna add this to my Tinder profile," he quipped, holding up his statue.
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"Not everyone's all smiles about dad turning 40 😜," Simpson quipped in the caption.
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"They didn't give me cake like that," he quipped to a Washington Post reporter.
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"Whoever designed this process is not qualified to run a food truck," Kennedy quipped.
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"I've been getting in shape for tonight with the Jussie Smollett workout," Hayes quipped.
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"But five years later, he wasn't dead, he's not dying," he quipped on stage.
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"Indeed, if SORNA's delegation is unconstitutional, then most of government is unconstitutional," Kagan quipped.
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"Once in a lifetime, a song comes along that defines a generation," he quipped.
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" He quipped that maybe he should cancel "because I have a bad hair day.
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"This is really damaging — if anything mattered anymore," the Late Show's Stephen Colbert quipped.
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Another character quipped that the ad was just for Grimm, not the new expansion.
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"I think he was awake and he had a lot to say," Doocy quipped.
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"It's always hard to get that last drop of mayo out," a Facebook user quipped.
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"No, I did not swallow BB-8!" the actress quipped as she cradled her bump.
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When asked if blondes have more fun, she quipped, "It's a great night, so yes."
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"*Everyone better give their latino friends and family a ride home," one sarcastic user quipped .
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"If you were the voice of my Alexa I would be so happy," Kaling quipped.
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"You want to lay low, television is the best place to do that," Colbert quipped.
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"I'm at the top of the list," of those who want to leave, he quipped.
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"She's not necessarily my image," quipped Ford during an appearance on "The View" in January.
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" As for his own performance in the New York contest, Kasich quipped, "I won Manhattan.
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"The only place in the mall the girls were safe was Forever 21," he quipped.
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"I don't know that I was expected at any of those weddings, myself," Seacrest quipped.
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"It's like The Matrix, like you plug her in and she's just there," Knightley quipped.
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" To conclude, she quipped, "I just can't imagine it affecting anyone in a negative way.
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One observer quipped that Foxconn had created jobs in the Wisconsin events business, at least.
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" He turned to one BBC reporter and quipped, "But I expect you to use it.
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"I feel like we watched like the security cameras and I feel bad," quipped Hough.
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"I've got my girl and you've got yours, it works out," Stapleton quipped to East.
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" Not one to miss a beat, Meyers quipped: "That would have been a People's Choice.
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"He didn't try to start a sleeper cell for al Qaeda," the former prosecutor quipped.
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Another one quipped that the EU wanted to "make trade - not trade wars" with Trump.
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"So you have Latin royalty, and then the half-Filipino kid," quipped Criss of himself.
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" The host quipped, "isn't that against the rules of Hollywood?" to which she replied, "apparently.
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"No, we did that already and I didn't get nothin' the first time," she quipped.
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"He's been on the couch a few nights so far," the No Doubt songstress quipped.
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" When asked why she didn't place higher she quipped that her arms "were too short.
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At least, my aunt quipped, this was a solid explanation for why she loved pasta.
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In Florence an executive quipped that the industry had turned into "a giant non-profit".
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" But as Yogi Berra once quipped "it's tough to make predictions, especially about the future.
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"We'll work our way up, if people like us, to bigger venues," Prince quipped then.
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"Sheriff Hopper gets to do some very thrilling, sexy things in Season 2," Harbour quipped.
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"We recognize that protest is the new brunch," quipped Ben Wikler, Washington director of MoveOn.
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"Mom, my crowd sizes normally aren't this large," Bush quipped when he took the stage.
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"I couldn't imagine having to put these on two days in a row," she quipped.
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" He quipped that other tactics the Cruz campaign has used in this election were "disgusting.
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"I think my tube's on YouTube," the WWE superstar quipped, before dancing around with enthusiasm.
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"Henry VIII would have probably had your head for something like that," Costello quipped. 12.
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"It's going to be fun to watch the Democratic presidential aspirants" compete, McConnell quipped Wednesday.
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"He continues to be the Michael Cohen that we all know and love," quipped Rep.
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"NATO would probably be happy to fight Russia to the last Finnish soldier," he quipped.
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Coach Brad Stevens quipped that Olynyk was just four fouls away from a triple-double.
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"I said, 'Yeah, not many people get to come in Lady Mary's bedroom,'" Froggatt quipped.
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"When it comes to nuclear buttons and now to envelopes, size apparently matters," she quipped.
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"I'm pretty sure we all get an office, so that's the good news," he quipped.
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"It's like saying the sun isn't real because last night it got dark," he quipped.
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"I was voting against my self interest," quipped Thune, who is over 6 feet tall.
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"My dental hygienist pointed out that she had third-stage gum disease," Erica Jong quipped.
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"I got criticized by some satanic organization for giving Lucifer a bad name," Boehner quipped.
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In 2013, the pope quipped, "Who am I to judge?" when asked about gay Catholics.
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"There it is, the memorized 25-second speech," Christie quipped after one of Rubio's answers.
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"Thanks to Mark Burnett, we don't have to watch reality shows anymore," Mr. Kimmel quipped.
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"At long last, Mr. President, here is your Emmy," Baldwin quipped in his acceptance speech.
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Stelter then quipped about CNN press access, catching Blackwell and his co-anchor off guard.
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" In response, the parody account quipped that "The guy who defended OJ won't defend Devin.
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"I'm like Benjamin Button," Master P quipped on a recent visit to the VICE office.
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"Don't be jealous of all this weight, because you're just waiting to win," quipped Eureka.
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"Buy a big house so he doesn&apost have to bump into her," DeVito quipped.
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"I think it's flattering that you think my nipple is that high up," she quipped.
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"Please don't put me on #MeToo," Cosby quipped to a young reporter earlier this year.
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"Selling it at a very expensive price to an Englishman would be perfect," he quipped.
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Trump quipped that he'd cut off his frequent face touching, but it hasn't been easy.
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"None of this is going to go to a border wall," he quipped to reporters.
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"Can't make payroll on ad credits," quipped Chuck Brown, an adviser to Bay Area nonprofits.
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"If I were sleepy Joe, I'd say, 'it's a Saturday night in Ohio,'" Trump quipped.
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"I have to be the straight man or the dad on the campaign," Graumann quipped.
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"Maybe I'm just being nice to them cause I want their vote," the president quipped.
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"Some said they did it to impress their boss with their work ethic," he quipped.
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He's "skipping the democracy part of this," Elizabeth Warren quipped in a recent MSNBC interview.
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As Paul Samuelson famously quipped, the market has forecast nine of the last five recessions.
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The South, observers quipped, had lost the war but won the battle over its history.
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"Victory is beating the snail," Musk quipped in an on-stage interview at TED Talks.
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" Tapper quipped that in the news business that's not a curse, it's "manna from heaven.
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"Well, the interesting thing is nobody is actually forced to watch," Baldwin quipped to Fallon.
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"I'm sure he'll never agree that New York bourbon even counts as bourbon," Schumer quipped.
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Then he quipped about "the cartel" being less forgiving, which some online saw as disrespectful.
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"I normally go speak to people who want to listen to me speak," Mnuchin quipped.
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"I've been more of a reporter since I got out of the depositions," quipped Rep.
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The comedian famously quipped that he avoided establishments that would have him as a member.
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Trump quipped back that it really only takes a few seconds to estimate a person.
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"I'm more of a Microsoft Word guy," Buttigieg quipped, pointing to viewers to his website.
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Asked about rivals trying to get under Bloomberg's own skin, he quipped, 'Haters gonna hate.
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"It truly is a durational performance, just like this presidency!" she quipped about Oleszko's piece.
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When asked if they read TechCrunch, Nanjiani quipped, "Do you want us to say we do?"
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"I could get used to this," Tyler quipped as Hannah pinned him down on the bed.
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"I would rather start rapping with famous friends than start rapping with nonfamous friends," he quipped.
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" Boston guard Avery Bradley quipped of the pass, "I think he just threw it up, man.
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He's really calm," — to which Harry quipped back, "I don't know where he gets that from!
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"I'm just so fortunate that Idris [Elba] and David Oyelowo left me a job," Ali quipped.
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"We have not seen anything like this since the famous headline 'Dewey boinks Truman,' " he quipped.
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"I just found out that I do the sad and rejected look really well," he quipped.
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"It doesn't matter if they're called 'mini-BOTs' or 'mini-Luigi' or 'mini-Pierluigi'," he quipped.
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"I am so sick of people just looking at me for my physical attributes," Carell quipped.
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"Your last one was ten — now let's go for a 15-second bike challenge," Seinfeld quipped.
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"I am not going out there wearing the same outfit as HER," one Twitter user quipped.
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Urbane, eloquent and an Anglophile, he quipped he was the last Englishman to rule the country.
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Obama also quipped about the vitality of Dole and her 96-year-old husband, former Sen.
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"We are truly witnessing history with all of these superheroes in one place," quipped Sara Haines.
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"We thought it was the Easter Island parade," quipped Ms. Ward, 46, a belly dancing instructor.
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"Now, I know this photo looks bad, but remember — it also is bad," Colin Jost quipped.
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"I have the advantage of having to work with surgeons most of my career," she quipped.
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"It will be known from now on as the Trump-owsky Attack," one waggish spectator quipped.
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Tyra Beauty is both "beauty business and badassery," Banks quipped in a video chat with TechCrunch.
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"So now every time Jo showers, I think it's my time," the former baseball player quipped.
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"Okay but why did #JustinTimberlake look like a clearance table at Bass Pro," quipped one fan.
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Crazy Rich Asians made $200 million at the box office—"said Asian moms everywhere," Oh quipped.
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" Asked what his wife-to-be Linda Phan thinks, Drew quipped: "She's like, 'Oh, hello abs!
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"I'm a woman on television and I'm over 40 so I'm already in costume," she quipped.
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" In a statement to the Associated Press, Verhofstadt quipped: "I thought surrealism was a Belgian invention.
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"The only place racism doesn't exist is Fox News and the police department," Hughley sharply quipped.
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" She later quipped, "You know how much s— I have said and done to famous people??
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"I hate you for making me give this all back an hour later," she jokingly quipped.
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"That better be one of my songs," he quipped, then realized what he may have heard.
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"We always have our nuts in the same place, but not always the bolts," she quipped.
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" Bergeron quipped in response, "I'm guessing he's not the first guy whose lost control of Witney.
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" When the tester asked what makes her feel that way, she quipped, "Because of the internet.
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She had quipped to the New York Times about moving to New Zealand if he won.
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"Except for the end, it was a lot of fun," he quipped to his TV audience.
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"I need to learn Spanish by tomorrow night at 9," self-help author Marianne Williamson quipped.
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Tonight was a good one," replied Witherspoon, 40, to which Betty quipped: "Lots of sex yes.
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"Tell Larry he needs to do a doggone better job of recruiting," the legendary coach quipped.
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"I was in the House 85033 years ago, but I'm on our side now," he quipped.
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"I wish all my houseplants gave me that reminder!" journalist Vanessa Ruffes of FOX-13 quipped.
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"Yep," I self-assuredly quipped just as two sunny, young women picked me up for lunch.
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"When was the last time you took your partner for a weekend to Frankfurt," quipped Pecresse.
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"Maybe we should ban Republican representatives at the state level from being in bathrooms," she quipped.
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"First you shock them and then they put you in a museum," Mick Jagger once quipped.
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The applause went on for so long that the President quipped she had broken a record.
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"It's national bring your housewife to work day @ericstonestreet," Frankel, 46, quipped in her photo caption.
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"The horses haven't succumbed to depression," Mr Skomorowski quipped after taking over the job in February.
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"I'm like that Lady Gaga moment where she's like 'stunning, amazing, impeccable, genius,'" the lawmaker quipped.
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" When Klobuchar reiterated that she was asking about staff secretary documents, Grassley quipped: "I stand corrected.
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"There's the cage over there for my cat," he quipped as he pointed along the hallway.
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TV's "Rising," introduced the morning program and quipped to the audience about her clairvoyant-sounding name.
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"Cybersecurity for the cloud that's infinitely scalable; no wonder there was so much excitement," Cramer quipped.
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"I remember thinking more than once, 'Yeah, he really does talk like a sailor,' " Ryan quipped.
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"He would split the 'We want a New York billionaire vote,'" she quipped with a laugh.
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Come on, brother -- if you're going to write a check, write a check," Bannon quipped. "Right?
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"Science, let us know when you find a more photogenic black hole," Slate's Heather Schwedel quipped.
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"But it won't come with any Hilton or Marriott points," DeWit quipped at a press conference.
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When one man shouted "sack the woman" at mention of May, Rees-Mogg quipped "certainly not".
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" McCarthy asked reporters before the House vote Tuesday; Ryan quipped, "Let's see a show of hands.
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This kind of technology could have saved the Titanic, CEO and co-founder Hannan Parvizian quipped.
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"Well, it's not gluten-free, dairy-free, air-free," Khloé quipped back, referencing Kourtney's restrictive diet.
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"Which basically means Americans spent more on the lottery than they spent on America," he quipped.
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"This is an 'overnight success' many years in the making," Bessemer Venture Partners' Byron Deeter quipped.
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One Twitter user quipped that he knew one sure way for a human to beat AlphaGo.
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I don't know who the hell wrote that line," he quipped, adding, "but it's still important.
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Jost also quipped that Roseanne Barr had canceled herself, but got picked up by white nationalists.
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"You know how to make America great again?" he quipped in a CNN interview that fall.
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"1-800-USA-RAIL!" the lone (and very busy) dining attendant quipped to an unsatisfied passenger.
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"I've got my restaurants for that," De Niro — who heads up multiple high-end eateries — quipped.
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"Car-nice-ty," quipped Johnny Miller, the 218 Open champion who is now an NBC analyst.
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"I suppose I should just say, at long last Mr. President, here's your Emmy," he quipped.
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"As Justice Scalia colorfully quipped, 'Every banana republic has a bill of rights,'" Mr. Barr said.
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"This year we're inviting Mueller," Mr. Shine quipped about the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III.
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"Whoever it was, I think they're a little outnumbered tonight," Sanders quipped shortly after the scuffle.
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" After she said, "Daddy," the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star shrugged and quipped, "Every time!
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"Winning the presidential election is starting to look hard," quipped Jonathan Chait in New York magazine.
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"As they say, to reach people you have to meet them where they are," he quipped.
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"It's so the locals don't think, 'This East Coast schmuck doesn't know anything,'" Mr. Weigel quipped.
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"It won't do him any good for me to say that," the former vice president quipped.
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After her mother expressed that the bubbly was delicious, Witherspoon quipped: "Put her in a commercial."
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"So, he didn't do it that closely," the judge quipped, to some laughter in the courtroom.
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"I can tell you, if he's healthy he will start opening day next year," Callaway quipped.
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" Following Stewart's words, Wood, who has faced lung cancer, quipped, "Someone up there likes us, Rod.
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Pramila Jayapal, who represents most of Seattle, quipped to reporters -- including CNN's Ashley Killough -- on Tuesday.
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"They used to call me Eddie Munster, so not too much of a stretch," Ryan quipped.
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"At this point Republicans are the only thing keeping the D.C. Kinko's in business," quipped Meyers.
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"I didn't know a bitcoin from a sirloin," he quipped in a statement about the show.
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" Rogen quipped he found the lack of response "shocking because I was trying to be polite.
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"It was so cold it froze us women out of entertainer of the year," she quipped.
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Not even Bernie Sanders?" he quipped, quickly adding: "I will not do any voices, I promise.
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"We need to burn off some of the euphoria before we go all in," he quipped.
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Harry quipped that "he is used to it already," according to Britain's PA Media news agency.
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"This is what it must be like for people who play our puzzle games," he quipped.
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"I hope you don't mind, Bill," Obama quipped to Bill Clinton, who was in the audience.
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"A slap in the face for Merkel," quipped an editorial in the Tageszeitung, a left-leaning newspaper.
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" When asked if it would be alright to ask how he felt about it, Ford quipped, "Yes.
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"Guess that's what I get for calling my home Westworld lol," West quipped about the mix-up.
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"I ain't standing in front of the Trump train now cos you'll just get crushed," he quipped.
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Even the President himself quipped that he planned to make it "a little shorter" than other speeches.
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Appearances are important to Mr Trump, who quipped that Mitt Romney looked like a Secretary of State.
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"I'm thinking about getting really fat," he quipped to Vulture as he pretended to tease season 3.
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"Say hello to the people of Utah, and tell them I'm sorry about Mitt Romney," he quipped.
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" Colbert roasted the "glorified restaurant pager" and quipped "you may commence mutual pleasuring, the button has spoken.
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"Humans quickly becoming expensive API endpoints," Chris Messina, a Silicon Valley product designer, quipped after the announcement.
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"He told me that he felt confident that I had the ears for the role," quipped Smith.
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"Brad and I are dating," she quipped to a group of paps trailing her and a pal.
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" Viall quipped of his fourth time seeking love on a Bachelor series: "I certainly have the practice.
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"We'll be drinking a lot and then eating a lot and drinking more," Mann quipped to E!
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The funny guy also quipped about his high-profile marriage to the international human rights lawyer, 38.
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"Right, because if it should rip, it's much better to not have the underwear on," DeGeneres quipped.
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"He's good with his hands," quipped draw host Gary Lineker, who played in that match in Mexico.
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"We listen to each other," Hamlin said before Rinna quipped, "No, I give you good blow jobs."
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"Because everyone in L.A. knows if you want to win, sit next to Marcia Clark," Kimmel quipped.
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"He took a hit — I know all the lingo, he took a pop off it," quipped Spade.
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"He didn't take it because he was too busy actually graduating from Columbia University," the emcee quipped.
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"This nominee is better than Matt Whitaker, but so is this coffee cup," Katyal quipped on MSNBC.
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"I am a true believer in the power of technology," quipped the AI, "as I should be."
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" When Todd asked how long the show could go, Louis-Dreyfus quipped, "Easily another 15, 20 years.
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"Super helpful on road trips," she quipped on Instagram, sharing a photo and video of the incident.
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"You know, America declared its independence once – we made out okay," Bolton quipped to reporters in London.
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" He later quipped that displaying the "bro-fist" gesture to his fans was "a secret Nazi salute.
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" Cuomo quipped in response, "Says my friend who can't keep Hillary Clinton's name out of her mouth.
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"It's hard being this good looking but, it helps when your girlfriend is this hot," he quipped.
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"Maybe he'll be a better DJ than he was a star speeder pilot," quipped Imagineer Scott Trowbridge.
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When one man shouted "sack the woman" at a mention of May, Rees-Mogg quipped "certainly not".
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"It's never good when you show up and see this in front of your house," she quipped.
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"It's been a lovely life but I'm not ready to leave it yet," Dennen quipped this week.
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"IF VOTING made any difference they wouldn't let us do it," quipped Mark Twain, an American writer.
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"I know full well that there is an end zone out there for me someplace," he quipped.
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"In fact, when I walked out here to do this, it was still going on," Colbert quipped.
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Well, evidently the stock market is exhausted," the comedian quipped on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert.
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"I feel like I should sacrifice a goat or something to take the hex off," he quipped.
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"I know full well that there is an end zone out there for me someplace," he quipped.
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Spicer's wife, Rebecca, of Airlines for America, quipped that the gathering was bigger than their 85033 wedding.
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"It's a good year to be single," Graham quipped during an interview Thursday on NBC's "Today" show.
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Trump quipped at a campaign rally in May that he could serve as many as five terms.
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"And especially, the more people hear from the Republicans, the smarter they think he is," he quipped.
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Hoellwarth quipped that he has "been on my mother's case about that" since he joined the Marines.
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When asked about retirement plans, Brady once quipped, "What am I going to do, go scuba diving?"
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"Can we all accept now that gingerbread is only good as a building material?" a photographer quipped.
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"I believe that is the first time a flag has ever volunteered to be burned," he quipped.
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"I figure I had a lower bar to reach, I'm just a man after all," Affleck quipped.
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"I'm not as fit as I used to be but I'm 91 years old now," he quipped.
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"Which is funny, because he sure seems to like his White Russians," the House minority leader quipped.
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"Monday, in the global business world, France will be the place to be," one presidential adviser quipped.
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" Jesse Hunt, a spokesman for the National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC), quipped that "Cocaine Mitch strikes again!
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"To the next Olympics, perhaps, we will go dressed directly as monks," quipped Facebook user David Paichadze.
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" The host Seth Meyers quipped, "It's been years since a white man was this nervous in Hollywood.
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At one point, Gates quipped that he had more people working on the Mac than Jobs did.
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"He actually did it, he found a way to blame the coronavirus on Barack Obama," quipped Meyers.
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"This is CNN's worst mistake since their short-lived spinoff, 'Wolf Blitzer's Rockin' Situation Garage,'" he quipped.
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"Of course, because this is Hollywood, there will be big changes to the Olympics," Trevor Noah quipped.
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"Remember when we thought we could never elect a dumber president than George W. Bush?" quipped Meyers.
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"It must have been a Costco dump in our cloakroom ... everything was there," he quipped to reporters.
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"No diet for these carp as Trump goes all-in on fish food," quipped the Associated Press.
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"I suppose I should say, at long last, Mr. President, here is your Emmy," Mr. Baldwin quipped.
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"I'm now suspecting him of being involved in the Lindbergh baby kidnapping," he quipped of Christie's loyalties.
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Nobody, as he quipped at a gala for his 60th birthday, ever accused him of excessive modesty.
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"As a Democratic candidate for president, he makes an excellent Republican donor," quipped Pennsylvania Democratic Lt. Gov.
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"For a socialist, you've got a lot more confidence in corporate America than I do," Biden quipped.
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"John F. Kennedy made a commitment to go to the moon in half the time," Turner quipped.
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"It's open for the black guys in our caucus if they want to get in," Clyburn quipped.
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"Just because you tell me it is night outside, does not mean it's not day," Gee quipped.
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As former CIA analyst Bruce Reidel quipped, you can't strap a Russian radar onto an American F15.
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"This will help me with the carpet," the "Legends" singer quipped before telling her husband she loved him.
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She quipped that even though he has since passed away, he would still confidently stand by his comment.
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"My son quipped: With memes, you can't plan on being one—you're picked to be one," Accetturo says.
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"This is, like, a 45-minutes procedure — and that's on a good day," he quipped of the bowtie.
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"We are all nursing our Christmas nose ring hangovers today," Beckinsale quipped of her guests' (faux?) pierced septums.
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"Mayor Giuliani's wife has banned his girlfriend from their home," the Late Show host quipped on May 21.
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"Andy Cohen makes fun of me, and says it's like, Katniss Everdeen's 'hair on fire,&apos" he quipped.
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Trump reportedly quipped: "Didn't you guys burn down the White House?" in reference to the War of 1812.
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"We are trying to increase our coverage of cranky white guys," Baquet quipped in a text to Grove.
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"This could be the first ever child to run away from home before he's born," quipped a third.
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"I thought there was something missing this year," quipped comedian Steve Martin, opening the show with Chris Rock.
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It was "like a wedding without a bride and groom," quipped Naftali Bennett, Israel's right-wing education minister.
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"It was a good thing I didn't decide to cuddle him a little," he quipped to the outlet.
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"There are no single-issue saints," quipped one of his supporters, José Gomez, the archbishop of Los Angeles.
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"Stump with Trump?" he quipped when asked if he'd appear on the campaign trail alongside Republican front-runner.
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"Hard work is stronger than Harvard," he quipped when Amartya Sen, a Nobel prizewinning economist, criticised his policies.
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"I can't believe I let you win the fight, considering I wrote the screenplay," Stallone quipped in response.
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"Someone should have just told me not to shift on Cespedes that time," Padres manager Andy Green quipped.
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"My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration," he quipped.
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"I have to shout out my whole glam squad," Clarkson quipped of her sleek physique at the time.
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Nobel economist Paul Samuelson once quipped that the stock market had predicted nine of the past five recessions.
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"He really got a lot of stuff undone," he quipped about the new president's marathon of executive orders.
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"It's quicker to elect the pope very often than it is to fill these particular positions," he quipped.
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"I discussed at that lunch —" continued Shriver, before Guthrie interrupted: "How great the Today show is?" she quipped.
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While telling viewers of his cancer, Trebek quipped that he was legally bound to stay on the show.
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"That's going to be special," Coats quipped, later apologizing and saying he had not meant to be disrespectful.
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"I was surprised there were so few Americans," Gates quipped to CNBC in an exclusive interview in Qatar.
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"When your friend comes back from study abroad," the Twitter account for Full Frontal With Samantha Bee quipped.
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"I hope before the self-driving car takes over," she quipped, encouraging more Saudi women to start driving.
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"I would be willing to go shopping with my girlfriend if I could even get one" another quipped.
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"The United States should take quite a lot of the credit for making advertisements for Huawei," Xu quipped.
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"Howard feels that the father being a wreck is a good thing," co-host Robin Quivers quipped in.
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" ... He is so old, the only time he doesn't have to pee is when he's peeing," Luntz quipped.
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"I assume he's black because he's so comfortable using the n-word," the CBS late-night host quipped.
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"'You only get married twice, once,'" quipped the bride in an Instagram tribute to her new (old) husband.
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"This DC production's supposed to have a four-year run, but reviews have not been kind," Colbert quipped.
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"I also give her a lot of credit for remembering the harder part of my name," he quipped.
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"Nobody can mix up my coffee right," Grassley quipped during a lighter moment of an otherwise tense hearing.
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"In the beginning, denial and anger were high on the list; I still haven't embraced acceptance," Jarrett quipped.
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"It may be a heavier lift in committee than getting it off the floor," quipped one leadership source.
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"It is no accident TV programs are only half an hour," he quipped, evoking laughter from the courtroom.
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"Why not hire someone who can fill that gap and take care of all the logistics," she quipped.
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"Now I don't necessarily want to serve the military, but I want the right to serve," she quipped.
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Just last month, for instance, the billionaire quipped that his tax plan went against his own financial interests.
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He quipped about his long career in comedy, showing clips from Gladiator, where he killed a co-star.
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"The traitor has revealed himself," quipped one user on microblog Weibo, in a comment 'liked' over 600 times.
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Bolton dismissed concerns about Brexit: "You know, America declared its independence once – we made out okay," he quipped.
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"Skateboarding, boating or riding a horse might be faster," quipped one user on Weibo, a popular microblogging site.
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In an interview this week with The Wall Street Journal, Mr. Trump quipped about his phones being insecure.
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" As for how he would improve the integrity of City Hall, Mr. Dietl quipped: "What would I do?
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"A climate change denier?" quipped Benjamin Klitzkie, standing in his driveway on Tuesday morning as the water encroached.
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"Very funny, @United," Buttigieg wrote on Twitter, while Klobuchar quipped that Thursday's debate had started two days early.
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" Asked during his testimony about the president's disparate statements regarding their relationship, Sondland quipped: "Easy come, easy go.
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"I thought there was something missing this year," quipped comedian Steve Martin, opening the show with Chris Rock.
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"It turns out, 13 rich white guys alone in a room isn't how good legislation happens," she quipped.
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"It means I'm getting older," he quipped when asked what hitting such notable career marks meant to him.
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Trump last week seemingly quipped about gun owners taking action to prevent Clinton from making Supreme Court appointments.
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Legend quipped in the interview with The Guardian that he is still giving Loesser credit with his rendition.
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Pouyanne has often quipped that he is the least paid among the bosses of the global oil majors.
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"Good luck with that," U.S. President Barack Obama quipped, reacting to Trump's proposal at a recent news conference.
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"If we don't have clips, we will be at the bottom of the pool," quipped Greece's Evangelia Papazoglou.
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"They sold a lot of Michael Wolff's books for him," quipped Conant, now a partner at Firehouse Strategies.
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"I can comfortably say I can bench press her weight and she can't bench press mine," Roberts quipped.
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Some time after the briefing, Brennan reportedly quipped, "I guess I won't tell the employees" about Trump's stance.
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"I didn't tell anybody because I figured it might be better to ask forgiveness than permission," Gorsuch quipped.
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Harry quipped that the queen's corgis had taken to her straight away despite barking at him for years.
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"I would remind people that I won the first match," quipped Kasparov when the historic defeat was brought up.
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"I drive a white GMC Sierra," he quipped during bowl week when asked about his image among Alabama fans.
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He quipped that candidates draw fire only when they are ahead, and criticized his opponents for running negative campaigns.
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" Ted Pikul quipped: "I didn't like it the first time I read it, when it was called Gravity's Rainbow.
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"Now, I know this photo looks bad, but remember — it also is bad," Colin Jost quipped during Weekend Update.
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"It's The Great Welsh Bake Off," Charles quipped as he and Camilla were shown how to prepare the loaves.
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"If anyone else did that to you, you'd have them up at the Hague for war crimes," he quipped.
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"Yeah, if this career doesn't work out for me, I think Door Dash would be good," quipped Brooks, 34.
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"Bacardi should really consider switching their slogan to 'Bacardi: because there might be more fucking Clinton emails,'" Oliver quipped.
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"It is great to be back in the welcome embrace of Washington," Cruz quipped at a chaotic news conference.
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"We're looking at June or July for our date and no, I'm not pregnant, LOL!" she quipped in 2012.
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"If I'm back in Atlanta," Brown quipped, prompting fans in the crowd to begin tweeting speculation about Eleven's return.
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"Wait, you don't want the dribbler?" the TNT NBA analyst Charles Barkley quipped in an obvious allusion to Harden.
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"DEMOCRACY IS THE art of running the circus from the monkey cage," the American satirist H.L. Mencken once quipped.
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"Now I understand what Ken Starr was watching when he did his report," Kopp quipped to columnist Al Kamen.
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"I didn't try this suit on before I came out and I realize that it's so tight," he quipped.
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Mr Macron, the former president quipped, visibly amused by his own joke, is the "president of the very rich".
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"I mean, while watching the Vanderpump Rules finale, we have our own reality show in my condo," she quipped.
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" DeGeneres quipped back: "We all have issues we want to talk about with him, but we're not showing up.
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"Whoever put that carpet downs hates women," Sherman-Palladino quipped, looking at the floor of L.A.'s Microsoft Theater.
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"I'm not here to talk about pinworms, but I will," Bell quipped, as game as ever to go there.
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The "unwise and ill-informed" change is not "tough on crime", Mr Holder quipped, "it is dumb on crime".
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"I'm Chris King and I'm the warm-up act for Al Sharpton," he quipped, then actually started to preach.
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"It probably won't happen to you, because you seem to be different than the rest of us," Dobrev quipped.
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When I was there I quipped that there were more black women working there than in the Trump administration.
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Kit apparently quipped he'd sit in for the 'GOT' viewing and Brad then upped his bid again ... to $120k!!!
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"That man has the best job I've seen of anyone in all of Bangkok," quipped Caitie, to mutual agreement.
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"It used to be cars were made in Flint and you couldn't drink the water in Mexico," he quipped.
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"In Melania's defense, she lives in a permanent disaster zone and that's what she always wears," he also quipped.
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" Apatow, a vocal opponent of the president-elect, quipped it's "very hard to lose weight in the Trump era.
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"Foreign films contain two things Donald Trump hates the most: foreigners and reading," the actor quipped, according to Variety.
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"Though there are some disagreeable things in Venice, there is nothing so disagreeable as the visitors," quipped Henry James.
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"It does take a certain amount of genius to lose a billion dollars in a single year," she quipped.
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"Unfortunately, you did not make dance great again," judge Carrie Ann Inaba quipped to Rivera after his salsa session.
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"With math like that, we'd all be broke," Trump quipped to the crowd of wealthy businessmen, the source said.
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"Harvey Weinstein isn't here tonight because, well, I've heard rumors he's crazy and difficult to work with," Meyers quipped.
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"You can't shut me up as a woman ... unless you are Michael Cohen and wire me $130,000," she quipped.
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However, are investors simply optimistic, or are they, as former Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan once quipped, "irrationally exuberant"?
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Economics Nobel Laureate Paul Samuelson once quipped that the stock market has predicted nine of the last five recessions.
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"There's more drama here than substance," quipped one GOP lawmaker who believes a pre-Christmas shutdown will be averted.
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Opposition leaders have quipped that the South African president will now work, sleep, rest and govern in opposition territory.
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House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) quipped Wednesday that it would be nice if Mitt Romney was president.
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Leon Cooperman quipped the plunge could be so bad that exchange operators will have to keep the market closed.
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"Place your bets," Musk quipped on Twitter, appearing to challenge would-be sellers to exit at their own risk.
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" Durbin was withdrawing money from a non-Chase ATM when Dimon approached from behind and quipped: "We welcome competition.
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One friend quipped that, with his monogrammed blazers, he looked like the captain of a ship, minus the hat.
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"Hillary Clinton couldn't do it," Mr. Sanders quipped with satisfaction after successfully swiping his MetroCard, a reference to Mrs.
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"You would have made me look bad if you hadn't pulled that out," Mr. Trump quipped during his speech.
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"I'm just glad they didn't catch Manny recruiting Judge," Orioles Manager Buck Showalter quipped Thursday to The Baltimore Sun.
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" When I was impressed her pants still fit, she quipped: "I just tuck my sagging breasts into the waistband.
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"We've pretty much reached the bottom of the barrel here," the former "Tonight Show" host quipped of his appearance.
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"Otherwise known as, every day covering the White House," quipped Margaret Talev, who covers Mr. Trump for Bloomberg News.
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"I'm not dead, I'm just in the Senate," Warren quipped in response, before the two introduced the show together.
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And in true Lizzo humor, she also quipped that she was up for, "best t—ties and best ass."
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The great economist Paul Samuelson famously quipped that the stock market had predicted nine of the past five recessions.
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" One of the ABC sources quipped that the reality show could be called "Dancing with the Down and Out.
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"That's going to be special," Coats quipped to moderator Andrea Mitchell during an appearance at the Aspen Security Forum.
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"Clean up in aisle 24," quipped user Harvey, along with an edited photo of Beyoncé in a Sainsbury's store.
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" Asked about House Democrats' claim that things are down to one sticking point, Shelby quipped, "That would be miraculous.
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"He's basically doing diplomacy like an improv team," he quipped, descending into an impression that's a little too... real.
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After his own tape came out, he quipped that Bill Clinton had said much worse during rounds of golf.
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"I'm rooting for Nancy!" he quipped, smiling and echoing comments he made during a Washington Post event on Tuesday.
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"We should start calling this law SCOTUScare," quipped the late Justice Antonin Scalia in his dissent in King v.
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" Earlier, Kimmel quipped that Best Documentary winner "Icarus" proved that Russian President Vladimir Putin had not "rigged this competition.
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"I assume there is no time limit," she quipped as she began, after a lengthy opening statement from Graham.
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And then there are the humorous personal reflections, like when Klobuchar quipped about ex-boyfriends on the debate stage.
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"We here at the White House try never to be concerned with anything dealing with Adam Schiff," she quipped.
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" When Bernie Sanders kept his hand raised through one of Biden's answers, Biden quipped, "Put your hand down, Bernie.
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We had quipped, on the way, about being "ladies who lunch," but suddenly it didn't seem like a joke.
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"I'm willing to bet he's writing a few right now," she quipped, as Trump was firing off his messages.
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Lega leader Matteo Salvini recently quipped to reporters that he expected the new government to last for a decade.
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"I'm running to repeal and replace Dean Heller," quipped Ms. Rosen, cribbing a popular political slogan used by Republicans.
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"Thank you for joining me during corona-geddon," Jimmy Kimmel quipped from his coronavirus-induced home isolation on Thursday.
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" He then quipped, "And I told them not to worry -- nobody does self-deprecating humor better than I do.
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" After a while, Rush quipped that cops apparently have nothing better to do than "harass somebody about fucking walking.
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"This is a man's game, and it should stay that way," NBA Hall of Famer Charles Barkley once quipped.
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"Oh thank you for helping me clean it up now, this is even more helpful," Kardashian West quipped, seemingly sarcastically.
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"It sounds like he has been standing too close to the gong all those years," quipped CIA spokesman Tom Crispell.
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At a holiday event in late December, Netanyahu quipped that "It's fun" to spar with Israeli journalists on social media.
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"Your husband doesn't have a job right now, so worry about that," Moore quipped in a trailer for the episode.
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He also quipped that he must continue working because of the terms of his contract through the 2021-22 season.
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"I don't have personalized bracket stationary like @BarackObama but I got the substance (and a smoother shot tbh)," Comey quipped.
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Cuoco's sister, Briana, even officiated the ceremony and quipped to guests that she got her license from an online course.
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"Doctor Strange was nominated for special effects — and also Secretary of Housing and Urban Development," Kimmel quipped in a segue.
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When asked whether this would be music to the aluminum giants ears, Deripaska quipped, "Its music for the whole world".
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"Perseverance is my middle name," McGee quipped in an interview about her lead role in 80s TV show Bustin' Loose.
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"We have a very stable Rhodes scholar," the "Back to the Future" actor quipped of Buttigieg at Keene State College.
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It wasn't speculation to say that people coming to protest Trump weren't booking rooms at Trump's hotel, the judge quipped.
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"First of all, the munchkin, I'm taller than him, I think, a little bit bigger than he is," he quipped.
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A wag quipped that the sacked official would soon get another job, as coach of the national synchronised-swimming team.
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"Harvey Weinstein isn't here tonight because, well, I've heard rumors that he's crazy and difficult to work with," Meyers quipped.
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Chris Donovan quipped: "TRANSLATION: This is the equivalent of resigning when you have already been told you are being fired."
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"You weren't supposed to do that," Trump quipped, as cameras shot to high-profile new additions to Congress, including Reps.
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He quipped that investors would've been better served if aviation pioneer Orville Wright had been shot down at Kitty Hawk.
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" And when Scalia tried to get him to go hunting Thomas quipped, "No good comes from being in the woods.
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CUSTOMERS could, Henry Ford once quipped, have a car in any colour they wanted so long as it was black.
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When asked about the date of cream cheese's birth, Lawrence kept pushing it back the older he got, Marx quipped.
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"I think if he ever did that that'd I'd kill him," she quipped to Confessions of a Pop Culture Addict.
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"Offence in the CFL is a two-down game and I was always a three-down coach," Rodgers once quipped.
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"Don't worry… be happy," Putin quipped, as he addressed an audience at the St Petersburg International Economic Forum on Friday.
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"I think John is thinking about becoming a democratic socialist," Sanders quipped in a reference to his own political identification.
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" He quipped to the audience: "I do like a good tequila … Yet, how could I say 'no' to that proposal?
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"We can be fairly certain they're still eating, if we take a look around," quipped Jonathan Feeney of Athlos Research.
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"GIAW music video and my wisdom teeth are out now," the comic quipped, captioning a photo of his bandaged jaw.
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" And when asked what she likes to wear to make herself feel more like a baller, the actress quipped, "Nothing!
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Veronica told me that Brown quipped, "Oh, you mean the fat, homely girl with glasses," and the men all laughed.
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"I 'George W. Bush' it," she quipped, when the interviewer soft-balled her on her refusal to engage with detractors.
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"The company has to basically cure cancer or something with its app," to justify that kind of value, she quipped.
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Finishes on a Royal Commission," quipped a Melbourne restaurant on social media after announcing a dish dubbed "The Pauline Hanson.
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" She also quipped on Twitter, "When parents say 'if you wake the baby up YOU PUTTING HER BACK TO SLEEP!
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Wu Jinglian, a respected local economist, once quipped that this comparison was unfair to casinos: at least they have rules.
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We "seem to have attracted a lively group of supporters," Johnson quipped to Sturgeon at the start of their meeting.
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Nothing will happen to Ryan "unless he wants to quit, which most sane people would," quipped a second GOP lawmaker.
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"Why don't you stop metro bus service and instead let people enjoy the cheap helicopter rides?" quipped a TV host.
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Rose said Pelosi did not give him a pitch but quipped that she offered him a Coke and he accepted.
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"Realised today that 'If you break it, you own it' applies outside of retail as well!" another disgruntled netizen quipped.
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With a friendly smile, the driver invited me to sit in the front seat: "The 'dead man's seat,' " he quipped.
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During a rally with Boy Scouts in July, Trump quipped that if Price couldn't wrangle the votes, he'd dismiss him.
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"I can't stand up much," quipped the prince, whose off-the-cuff remarks have sometimes landed him in hot water.
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"You know what she said – 'I'm proud of you, you finally learned how to use a utensil properly,'" Kasich quipped.
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Samsung just announced the Note 10 on Wednesday, the latest device in its series of large-screened, stylus-quipped smartphones.
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In response, Trump quipped to Trudeau, "Didn't you guys burn down the White House?" referring to the War of 1812.
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People quipped on social media that Carolina might have been just as sad as Minnesota to see the Seahawks advance.
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"I couldn't do a cartwheel if four people operated my limbs!" quipped the newly-crowned Hall of Famer Trixie Mattel.
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There, a former Western diplomat quipped, you can watch the consultants departing for their jobs "like bats leaving a cave."
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"I won't tell you who that is because I don't want to give it away," she quipped from the stage.
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"In its infinite wisdom, the Democratic Party has rendered the presidential primary unnavigable," quipped Darry Sragow, a longtime California strategist.
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" It's not for nothing that Weill was said to have quipped about "The Cradle": "Have you seen my latest musical?
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"We have a newcomer in the White House, and look where it got us," Klobuchar quipped in reference to Buttigieg.
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Pitt then quipped that his Once Upon A Time director, Tarantino, should make a movie about the 2020 impeachment fiasco.
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"There are a lot of people trying to divine tea leaves," Murkowski quipped about the intense scrutiny over her statements.
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"The end is in sight," Schiff quipped on the floor, as senators began shuffling out of the chamber en masse.
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" After Ros-Lehtinen finished her remarks, CNN's Dana Bash quipped, "Whoever decided to pick somebody that is retiring, good call.
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" Inhofe, asked separately if Republicans would change their behavior and stop blocking each others' votes, quipped: "That would be nice.
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"So I'm looking at two-state and one-state, and I like the one that both parties like," Trump quipped.
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"Look, I know you guys haven't seen my show," he quipped in his acceptance speech, earning laughs from the crowd.
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Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg quipped he was more of a "Microsoft Word guy" during Wednesday's candidates' debate in Nevada.
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"She didn't seem like she was inclined (to support it) at this time, let's put it that way," quipped Rep.
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One pastor in the film quipped that many expected Thurman to be a Moses, but instead they got a mystic.
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There are "renowned character actors, like the guy from 'Space Jam,'" Obama quipped of Jordan's 1996 zany, kid-friendly flick.
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" Kimmel, a frequent critic of President Trump, quipped, "I don't know, we could have Tony Danza as our next president.
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" Letterman, 70, quipped during his acceptance speech, "Because of this award, I'm now the most humorous person in the world.
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"I like the amateur photography there," Trump's son, Eric, hosting the event in his father's stead, quipped after it aired.
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"Addressing the audience at large, Gervais also quipped: "You say you&aposre woke, but the companies you work for, unbelievable.
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" To conclude, she quipped, "Oh and happy new year lol," with three weary face emojis and a few hashtags: "#thankGforfilters #babyforsale !!!
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Indeed, conservative Republican Representative Mike Burgess quipped, "We've got other things that are probably more pressing" than addressing the Dreamers now.
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"At least my friends call me 'The One Nut Wonder' now, so, I mean, I have a good nickname," he quipped.
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"Nothing is impossible but this project definitely seemed impossible," quipped Abbasi, in reference to his government inheriting the project in 2013.
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For IPOs in 2016, it was, as Kathleen Smith quipped to me, the best of times and the worst of times.
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"If you thought 2016 was bad — I'm releasing an album in 2017," the man who "gave" us "You're Beautiful" quipped. Hahahaha.
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She quipped also that after nearly two weeks at sea, she may need a water bed at home to fall asleep.
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"That was very fun to watch all your faces kind of not know what to do with that, guys," he quipped.
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"It's amazing how the beach and a sunset can make you forget that you feel like a walking zombie," she quipped.
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"I need to report I saw an orange haired man on my TV scaring children," quipped Dean Obeidallah, a CNN contributor.
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While examining an unspecified "a driver-comfort feature," he says, "Probably no one will buy it because of this," he quipped.
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" Recently, it was announced her dad will be making his Coachella debut in April, to which she quipped, "I know, shocker!
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" Before giving her official statement, Mayor Durkan quipped that "I'm suddenly much more interested in talking about HQ2 — a different HQ2.
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"Movies made a terrible mistake when they started to talk," he famously quipped; Picasso he detested more than tongue can tell.
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Seems like a win/win," Jackson quipped in conclusion, thanking Guthrie, 47, when she complimented his inheritance of "the family talent.
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Next, the comedian quipped that he plays a game with his wife called "What if Obama had done this?" and Mrs.
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He must have mentioned that about 20 times,' Graham quipped in response to an audience question about ending the Mueller probe.
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"I just want to say one thing — you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen," quipped Ripa as Seacrest.
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"I go there twice a week for the question time session, during which I respond about all human knowledge," he quipped.
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" The Post director jokingly reached into his pocket as Kimmel quipped to the camera, "Sorry, I didn't realize we were on.
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" She was also asked about her last fashion disaster to which she quipped, "Maybe I don't know what a disaster is.
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"Good luck to you, too, and I'm so excited about Sharknado and I hope you stay married," McCarthy calmly quipped back.
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"If you can't create peace in the Middle East -- what about Omaha?" quipped Rabbi Azriel, 67, a polio survivor from Israel.
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" After, when Kimmel asked another one of the tourists their name and they said, "Patrick," Kimmel quipped, "Now that's a name.
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" In response, the Grammy winner quipped, "Well guys…I was gonna wait for my next post to unleash this wonderful news.
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" Ripa, who celebrated her 22nd anniversary with Consuelos in May, quipped in the comments section, "Can i get a boob job?
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"I was so close to gold... but I'm quite happy I managed to make Kohei very, very nervous," quipped the Ukrainian.
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It could change its mind and order planes instead, and Bombardier would probably have to pay the difference, the person quipped.
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When Trudeau complained about the national security argument, the US leader quipped that Canada had once burned down the White House.
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"That's all the students need to know about me," quipped the neuroanatomist who teaches at the University of Iowa's medical school.
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As Clinton took questions from reporters on Friday, Washington Post's Ed O'Keefe quipped: "We encourage you to do this more often."
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After Yale beat Harvard, 33-31, Cozza quipped that a game ball ought to be awarded to The Yale Daily News.
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"Unlike another woman in this race, I actually love spending time with my husband," Fiorina quipped at a debate in January.
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"If you challenged Donald Trump to a game of 'Trump: The Game,' he'd lose," the New Hampshire Union-Leader editorial quipped.
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"As for his remains, he's been asked to be cremated and have his ashes blown into a child's lungs," Maher quipped.
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"If you start with a simple model, you'll know if it explodes before you spend much time on it," he quipped.
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As we sipped our coffee, Ms. Lapointe, her smile as quick as her wit, quipped about the relevance of our setting.
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"Tried to pardon my turkey and he sued me for wrongful imprisonment and defamation," the late-night talk show host quipped.
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" Guthrie inquired, "So does that mean Posh is gone?" to which the former girl group member quipped, "I'll always be Posh.
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"This year you will get more music from me than any other artist on this planet will put out," London quipped.
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Lohan quipped in a interview shortly thereafter that "obviously, [Paris is] very comfortable making videos" - a reference to Hilton's sex tape.
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And then, making light of their distinct sartorial preferences, he quipped: "I'm going to unbutton my shirt like Richard's over there."
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"This must be the right place, it sounds like the name of a great party we threw here once," he quipped.
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" She also quipped for someone to tell her husband that "'emotional distancing' from his mother in law is not a thing.
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"Look, I know you guys haven't see my show," quipped Best Actor in a TV Musical or Comedy winner Ramy Youseff.
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"It made sense that he did it from the Rose Garden, while we still have roses and gardens," Jimmy Kimmel quipped.
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"I guess it's all part of Trump's strategy to surround himself with lawyers who look guiltier than he does," quipped Meyers.
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"Policy makers should not try to be engineers," Palmer quipped, adding that the announcement was "just spin" without any practical meaning.
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"It's contagious when you're in a black church," he quipped during his 12-minute remarks to the congregation, to much laughter.
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"They can't even resist leaking their own drafts," Rosenstein quipped during a moderated discussion at the Newseum to commemorate Law Day.
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But he also made guests chuckle on Thursday, as he mentioned that Cummings had once quipped to Meadows that former Rep.
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"President Trump unveiled his new tax plan today, and it's pretty much the same as his old plan," Seth Meyers quipped.
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Trump cringed but relented, and quipped that he hoped people at a rally later that day in New Hampshire would understand.
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"Iran has taken impeachment off the front burner, or at least, makes it look quaint," one GOP congressional aide quipped Monday.
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"You may wonder if I'm about to kick you in the face, which seems appropriate for this particular character," Spacey quipped.
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"I've had to be silent all day under penalty of imprisonment," quipped one GOP senator after the trial's ceremonial opening Thursday.
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He quipped days before that during a campaign rally in North Carolina that he feels he looks better under incandescent lights.
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He quipped days before that during a campaign rally in North Carolina that he feels he looks better under incandescent lights.
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"Everybody else said no," Corden quipped about returning as host, while talking to CNN in advance of the ceremony on Sunday.
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As mean tweets about the Grammys scrolled on screen, Mr. Corden quipped, "Any negative tweets that you see are fake tweets."
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"So simple second graders could build them — if it were legal," quipped Nole Smuk, the Universal Experience's vice president of engineering.
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" When they needed to plug the payment application Square Cash, Mr. Pfeiffer quipped, "How else would I get my Soros cash?
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Moore then quipped, "Uh, I'm not as dry as his feet," before the two continued joking and broke out in laughter.
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"They can't even resist leaking their own drafts," Rosenstein quipped during a moderated discussion at the Newseum to commemorate Law Day.
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"Bless me, Father, I have sinned," Mr. Biden quipped as a priest approached him with Senator Patrick J. Leahy of Vermont.
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"It all just sounds like 2020 is getting closer," quipped Christian Taylor, a 29-year-old consultant who attended the breakfast.
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"I thought there was something wrong with me because I didn't have an orgasm waxing the kitchen floor," Friedan later quipped.
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Lively's troll came shortly after the Deadpool 2 star jokingly quipped that he wished rumors about the pair's marital struggles were true.
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" Moderator Clare Kramer — whom the actor agreed with when she praised Dinklage, 50, as "amazing" himself — then quipped, "Twitter, make that happen!
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" Edwards quipped, "Honestly, after I got about 10 [tapes], I was like I'm not sure I want to work with this guy.
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"This [pregnancy, my cravings are] healthy, like pineapple, cucumbers … burritos, which is maybe less healthy but delicious," Portman quipped at the time.
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The crowd was packed — "There's more people in this room than have subscribed to Tidal in the past year," quipped James Corden.
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