No joke If anyone doubted that President Trump meant business they should realize that this is no joke.
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" — STEPHEN COLBERT "Man, British protesters are no joke.
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Check out the pics ... the waiting game's no joke.
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"Bottom line – this stuff is no joke," she wrote.
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And no joke — this is the dude they found.
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" After nine months, no joke, she said, "I'm not leaving.
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And to my doctor for the [anesthetic] shots (no joke).
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"It's no joke," she says in her satiny thoroughbred voice.
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This is no joke, it's not cute, it's not funny!
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"This stuff is no joke!" she says with a laugh.
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No joke, they were actually making out the entire time.
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The impact of tariffs on US agriculture is no joke.
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The Chinese government's insistence against Western values is no joke.
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It's no joke — today, April 1, is Apple's 40th anniversary.
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This whole Dancing with the Stars thing is no joke!
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"Their Texas Size glazed donut is no joke!" one wrote.
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No joke, the hairs on your arm will stick up.
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Comic Sarah Silverman's enthusiasm for Bernie Sanders is no joke.
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Showcase coming It's been no joke to Lincecum, of course.
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It's worth noting here that E. coli is no joke.
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There's no joke or movie that can topple a president.
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For Energy Transfer and Williams, though, it is no joke.
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" Conway responded that the women's unemployment rate was "no joke.
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And to my doctor for the lidocaine shots (no joke).
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The performances are hilarious, but the dancing is no joke.
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"That is … no joke," I said, and held myself steady.
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Naaaaa these memes are fuckin but shit ain't no joke !
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The embarrassment of this week's Iowa caucuses is no joke.
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Doing eight shows a week of this is no joke.
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No joke, I consider this a part of my kit.
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"My mantra is to leave no joke unjoked," he said.
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Fun is no joke when it comes to household budgets.
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The bottom line is that Neptune's fog is no joke!
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Also, no joke, so you could still fit groceries in it.
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Let me tell you, Dancing with the Stars is no joke.
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Actually, the gratuitous damage he has just done is no joke.
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The connection between Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost is no joke!
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The rise in heat is no joke and it's not fiction.
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No joke, a day old he's already in a tanning bed.
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No joke, I've probably spent five minutes look at this tree.
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The "Beast from the East" is no joke at Dublin airport.
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President Donald Trump's tweet of a doctored video was no joke.
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Dropping people on their head, in any context, is no joke.
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And that is no joke in that area of the world.
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To summarize the science, cows emit gas and it's no joke.
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CCUS is no joke if one is serious about the environment.
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But it's no joke to residents who've seen far too many.
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Sorry little critters, but Lyme Disease and Malaria are no joke.
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Leaving no joke unmade, Rubio even takes out a water bottle.
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As the video above shows, these battery explosions are no joke.
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In Southeast Asia, depictions of gory karmic punishments are no joke.
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I mean, this is no joke, you know what I mean?
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We have almost missed flights for a Shack sandwich, no joke.
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When it comes to global warming, cow burps are no joke.
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"Six million is no joke," he said of the statewide funding.
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"Addiction is NO joke," she wrote alongside another photo of Thomas.
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Now I am no longer laughing because it is no joke.
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"Ending up in the emergency room is no joke," he said.
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It will cause permanent damage to your eyes, and it's no joke.
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I have a slow-cooker cookbook—like, it's legit, it's no joke.
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You can see his shock in the video — Holi ain't no joke.
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For comedian Tiffany Haddish, having control over her body is no joke.
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" And then she added: "No joke: Vitamin E may strengthen vaginal lining!!!
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No joke, 8 hours later, the truck was pulling into her driveway.
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Trump supporters are everyday Americans, $1000/day in D.C. is no joke.
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Gmail launched April 1, 2004 — but the service was clearly no joke.
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I hope Hillary takes care of herself, because pneumonia is no joke.
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"The flu is no joke right now," Emily's father, Nathan, told WTVD.
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And its bite will give you, no joke, an allergy to meat.
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However, in some countries, such insults -- even in jest -- are no joke.
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"No joke," tweeted Gorham, former star of Covert Affairs and Ugly Betty.
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I'm here to tell you first-hand: Nintendo Labo is no joke.
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The Demolition Man Alistair Overeem might be chinny, but he's no joke.
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This short-cut hard cider is no joke, with 190 proof Everclear.
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HARARE (Thomson Reuters Foundation) - It's no joke being a comedian in Zimbabwe.
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It was a nice touch since the Maldivian sun is no joke.
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But the joke, in the end, is that there is no joke.
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There's no joke in it for me because they're 100 percent serious.
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It was no joke: I'd recently had a mammogram that was suspect.
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But for those in the professional clown business, it's been no joke.
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Getting a transplant is no joke—it weighs a lot on you.
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Maybe painting is on its way to becoming great again, no joke.
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Lying to the FBI -- if that's what happened here -- is no joke.
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Speaking of hardcore, the GT-R is no joke in the corners.
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In Danny's paintings, queers are the only ones, and there's no joke.
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It's Jennifer — she's so beautiful, seriously, she can rock any look, no joke.
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Sorry, Mom and Dad, but serving a table of toddlers is no joke.
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"M8 I want the chocolate orange one no joke," wrote one Twitter user.
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Cooking a porg down to its pure flavorful essence is no joke though.
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The reality check delivered by the full moon in Capricorn is no joke.
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Flying through a laser is no joke either — it could blind the bird.
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I write about tech executives, and (no joke) refuse to meet with them.
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Sharpton today, no joke - he will tell him that his daughter is N—-!
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This growler is no joke, with heavy duty handles and steel inner lip.
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But Nigeria's space program is no joke, and it is making steady progress.
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Currency was no joke, again, nine-point currency headwind for earnings per share.
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Trump supporters are everyday Americans, $1000/day in D.C. is no joke. #elitists.
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The camera guy was, no joke, less than an inch from my head.
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Literally, no joke, I have not been a size 32 since grade 8.
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But the very real fire accidents connected with the device are no joke.
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We probably don't need to tell you that chocolate addiction is no joke.
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Its tagline is "Tastes Like Heaven, Burns Like Hell" — and it's no joke.
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I wear them every single day — no joke, I'm wearing one right now.
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Anyone who has breast-pumped can tell you the process is no joke.
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But they present, I would argue, a serious, no-joke, moral problem too.
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The time constraints on public radio are no joke: 20 minutes, 18 seconds.
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Dislocated knees are no joke, but obviously ya gotta keep the party going!
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The Democratic enthusiasm advantage is real, and the historical trends are no joke.
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But the censorship and global propaganda issues raised by TikTok are no joke.
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"the neighbor hood is riddled with automatic gunfire everyweekend....no joke...," he wrote.
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It is no joke to stand up to corporate power and established interests.
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Even though this line is from a satirical skit, it is no joke.
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In the eyes of her husband, however, she is no joke at all.
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But the impact of tariffs on the US agricultural industry is no joke.
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And the sales this year are no joke, almost everyone is slashing their prices.
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It's no joke to say the growth industry of tomorrow will be elder care.
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Yes, it's April Fools' Day, but Burger King assures us this is no joke.
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But it turns out that Juicero's big and expensive juicer really is no joke.
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Ashima Shiraishi is a seriously inspiring young woman, and a no-joke rock climber.
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"It's no joke when people say your heart keeps growing every day," she explains.
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The comedian may have been casual when proposing, but the ring is no joke.
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Like, she's no joke — she's not going to come in here sweeter than sweet.
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The internet can't get enough of the viral Salmon Cannon, but it's no joke.
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Goofing off on April Fools' Day is no joke, so kick it off right.
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This summer's eclipses were no joke—they brought dramatic changes and earth-shattering revelations.
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The adage that seven families have a stranglehold on the country is no joke.
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Tens of thousands of jobs are no joke and any state should chase them.
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No joke, this room was pitch black, with the exception of the stage lights.
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It once held notorious criminals like Al Capone, so this place was no joke.
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The long, brutal British suppression of the Irish people was no joke, of course.
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The blasphemy law is no joke; insulting the prophet Mohammad is a capital crime.
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Encouraging violence against political opponents is no joke when it comes from the president.
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Even if we get past COVID-19 this year, seasonal flu is no joke.
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And let me tell you this," he went on, "the president ain't no joke.
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And let me tell you this," he went on: "The president ain't no joke.
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Bill Cosby's dishing out parenting and life advice to his fellow inmates ... no joke.
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"When I saw him out here I was so nervous, no joke," Kyrgios said.
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For an archipelago city with 520 miles of coastline, rising seas are no joke.
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No joke Jimmy Kimmel mocked the presidential alert system last year in a sketch.
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I'm, no joke, doing a keynote where I'll share the stage with Katie Couric.
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No joke, I don't listen to any other song for a straight seven hours.
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We got our hands on one of DeMar's training sessions ... dude is no joke.
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But the material effect of his winning in 2013 instead of 2004 is no joke.
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"Ain't No Joke": I could hear The Pack on this beat back in the day.
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Instagram Stories are no joke and should be the most carefully curated of the three.
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No joke: I was applying concealer under my eyes before I stopped wetting the bed.
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Making clear the matter is no joke, some comedians took on a serious tone yesterday.
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Still, ricin is no joke, and it's important to take this little bean very seriously.
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"This competition is no joke," Schwalbach said on the first day of the fishing tournament.
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But it is no joke — staying on this path could cost them another presidential election.
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"Lead in the water is no joke," Ballenger's neighbor Razan Al-Midani told the station.
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No joke: Purchasable copy of Trump's Inauguration Print, direct from the Library of Congress site.
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No joke, I literally walked up the stairs to my apartment sideways just to fit.
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And it'll mean acknowledging that gonorrhea is no joke, but an ongoing public health crisis.
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No joke, I think I've worn these leggings every day for the last two weeks.
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No joke, its been almost four years since Apple updated the Mac Mini on Oct.
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Dredge the pieces in seasoned flour (or panko, or crumbled Cheetos and Doritos, no joke).
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Google might be best known for Gmail and search, but its phones are no joke.
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No joke: Kardashian just won a Webby special achievement called the "Break The Internet" award.
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As Vox's Tara Golshan explains, the impact on the US agriculture industry is no joke.
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But it's no joke to say that they have quickly drawn a following in Manhattan.
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I think literally, no joke, so here's a good number, I could look this up.
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Now five years into mom life, Eva Mendes knows the work involved is no joke.
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The chute itself, after all, is no joke: steep, high and frightening to the novice.
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Chopping down a pretty cherry tree turns out to be id-driven, and no joke.
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Because there's no joke funnier than the one your mom made when she had you.
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Bebe Rexha walks into a Mexican joint and buys 50 shots of tequila ... no joke.
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As Vox's Tara Golshan explains, the impact on the US agricultural industry is no joke.
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Cold storage is no joke, and people go to great lengths to secure their devices.
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But this is no joke—the problem with vulnerable 3D printers is actually much more serious.
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The guitarist and producer will release A Mineral Love on April 1, and that's no joke.
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And with a whopping 10% of the stuff inside this jar, the treatment is no joke.
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Despite his light-hearted approach, the 31-year-old father said his campaign was no joke.
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And let me tell you, laying down those edges after all that exercise was no joke.
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This is no joke, except maybe on the journalists whose credibility is already a laughing matter.
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Why escalate this complicated outdoors adventure into a face-off with—no joke—an electrical storm?
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It's no joke doing that using rotors with continuous thrust, let alone via coordinated wing movement.
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Next Christmas, GameStop is the only place to shop for this Grandma — and that's no joke.
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No joke — the group of females the most dominant male mates with are called his harem.
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It's the right choice for some, but what hormones do to your body is no joke.
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Tracking is no joke thanks to the health and fitness patterns learned from this groundbreaking study.
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FYI, carbon monoxide poisoning is no joke -- it can be deadly if inhaled at high levels.
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Smelly feet are no joke, but there are steps you can take to control foot odor.
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We should know now that the virus is no joke, and we should have known then.
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No joke, they got extra candy at almost every house just because they made people laugh.
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It's no joke and I think it's dealt with really well because it's not skimmed over.
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I get a wool hat instead for winter, because LA winters are no joke, lol ($22.40).
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"Can't believe I'm writing this, no joke - BELUGA in the Thames off Coalhouse Fort," he tweeted.
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Mr. Muskos told colleagues the proposal was no joke, though he acknowledged practical problems like enforcement.
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A third message read, "No joke, I need him eliminated as soon as possible," Nocco said.
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The battery life is no joke either — and can support up to 12 hours of continued use.
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The cloud is no joke, the margins are unbelievable — but that's what you're banking on with Microsoft.
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Get yourself an electric mixer, because whipping egg whites to stiff peaks by hand is no joke.
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Mental health is no joke and a constant battle and I hope he makes more dope music.
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It might seem like all fun and games: but the business of pet Halloween is no joke.
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USDA's massive step-up in its export estimate over the last two months is no joke, either.
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"Man these LA [fires] aren't no joke," James, who has three kids with wife Savannah Brinson, wrote.
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In practice, we're living through a glut, in which no joke feels original and few feel sufficient.
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The "anarchist" tag is no joke—the duo's politics imbue every syllable, every sentence pointed and poetic.
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In the vegan community, if you say the word "Trump" people nearly have anxiety attacks, no joke.
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HTC calls the design "Liquid Surface," because, no joke, it looks like it was dipped in liquid.
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Waypoint: Forced labor camps are no joke—they were brutal, awful constructs that often resulted in death.
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The feeding rule is no joke — there's a law in Florida that prohibits feeding alligators and crocodiles.
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SPIKE LEE (director, "BlacKkKlansman") When black Twitter gets on your black ass … ooh, it ain't no joke.
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Read more>>> By Kelly Corrigan Did we tell you that the THC in edibles is no joke?
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The 85033-year-old Rounseville shouted "Stephen Colbert is no joke," according to The Patriot Ledger newspaper.
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But you'll get them good with the no-joke-joke ingredients: cherry cola, chocolate, mayonnaise and sauerkraut.
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Being wet in sub-zero temps is no joke, so make sure you take this one seriously.
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It's no joke ... Woodley says he wants Bisping FOR REAL ... if The Count gets through GSP this weekend.
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This machine is no joke and its 4.3 star Amazon rating from over 1,800 reviews speaks to that.
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"@zekerchief Being trans in the public eye is no joke, but you did good buddy," Jenner, 67, tweeted.
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That last feature is no joke as that's the same charging speed you get from most wired chargers.
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If you're a pet owner, you know that staying on top of pet hair cleanup is no joke.
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It's no joke when faulty Note83s are exploding, but when their replacements are as well, and on planes?
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There was a — no-joke — six person panel at the taping discussing Colton's sex habits (or lack thereof).
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"Mental Health is no joke and the media needs to stop spitting that out so casually," Kardashian wrote.
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No joke, her long hot pink, orange and yellow braids will make you nostalgic for a trapper keeper.
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I'm sure my dermatologist, Michael Jackson (no joke), has a few stories of his own to share. —N.
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"No joke Robert De Niro is low key as strong as The Rock," Efron, 28, captioned the photo.
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"Late night gym sessions with @iamjjdancer are NO JOKE," she captioned a preview of her routine on Instagram.
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TMZ Sports ran into the "Designated Survivor" star ... who tells us Tim Robbins is no joke on skates.
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And lunar dust is no joke when it comes to finding its way into equipment and space suits.
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Darren Franich, Entertainment Weekly: No joke: These are the best superhero action sequences in our superhero-drowned decade.
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"Thank gosh you do have this amazing human to snuggle," she added, "being a mom is no joke!"
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Pamela Anderson channeled her inner Bruce Wayne to slam rideshare companies ... no joke, or Joker for that matter.
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This runaway hit is achingly beautiful and sweet, and — no joke — a new love story for the ages.
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Once again, the internet has helped to prove that animal cruelty is no joke — and the law agrees.
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And by the way, congratulations on your most recent book, which is, no joke, kind of blowing up.
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That's no joke: We literally came as added freight on a boat carrying bananas bound for New York.
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I began to underline them but I had to stop after a while; carpal tunnel is no joke.
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Every publication that wrote about Franken seemed compelled to deploy some version of "No Joke" in its headlines.
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By the time of the Emmys — after he started his actual, no-joke presidential campaign by gliding down a golden escalator to accuse Mexico of rape — I had realized that there was no joke I could make that could keep up with the long-form improv Trump was laying down.
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By the time of the Emmys — after he started his actual, no-joke presidential campaign by gliding down a golden escalator to accuse Mexico of rape — I had realized that there was no joke I could make that could keep up with the long-form improv Trump was laying down.
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Easter will land on April Fool's Day next year, but we're hoping these new chocolate bunnies are no joke.
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Most wanted to wish the rapper well — and remind others that health problems of any kind are no joke.
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Though OkCupid's advertisements may have "DTF" plastered all over them, the site's intentions and matchmaking process are no joke.
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Jenkins showed off some no-joke moves during the performance, as did Scott, who is an accountant by day.
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It's no joke: According to Variety, Jared Leto's Clown Prince of Crime will receive his very own standalone movie.
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I had, no joke, probably watched the trailer for it a dozen times, which is something I never do.
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In the past, I would drive to my favorite chicken wing place and spend, no joke, $25 on wings.
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Studio life is no joke — I love it endlessly, but you really have to optimize all your storage space!!
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Three engineers walk into a bar to design a spaceship … but the ending of that sentence is no joke.
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No joke: I read Trump's statement on North Korea and thought it was a North Korean statement on Trump.
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No joke, this is an exact reenactment of what happens when people ask me to go on a hike.
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Even though recent market swings are no joke, some retirement savers are laughing all the way to the bank.
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LOS ANGELES — It's no joke: YouTube pranksters Roman Atwood and Yousef Saleh Erakat (FouseyTUBE), are going on tour together.
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"No joke, [Kristen Bell] just literally saved my parents, my brothers and entire family from Hurricane Irma," Gad wrote.
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No joke Mr. Rock could make would have counteracted the sorry record of the studios on race and gender.
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No joke, I got dumped a week after I wrote my lover's name out there in the agave field.
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Alderson then spent much of a conference call trying to make his case that this was, indeed, no joke.
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"It is no joke that the women's unemployment rate is the lowest it's been in 17 years," Conway responded.
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This was no joke, but rather a young composer's attempt to reanimate Bruckner through contemporary musical language and technology.
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Competitive figure skating is no joke, and these characters take it as seriously as any real life professional would.
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Every Thursday night, we have noodle night, which could either be pho (really good – like no joke!), ramen, etc.
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The planking and dancing are no joke, and I'm happy when Hough slows things down for a breathing exercise.
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No joke: Any photo you have, no matter how old, should play nice with Facebook's newly upgraded 3D photos.
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But at least one person was there to let the rest of the world know: Earthquakes are no joke.
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Dorson Belles warns his radio audience that invaders from outer space are no joke and that everyone should panic.
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With its lineup of comedians slated to appear in the coming months, it's clear that Netflix's efforts are no joke.
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Thanks to her snaps, we know for a fact that Kardashian's skin-care routine is no joke — and super-expensive.
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Just hours after he released his track "Lift Yourself," Kanye West dropped another song – and this one was no joke.
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No joke ... Brielle seems like a natural who even hit up stepdad Kroy Biermann about his future in the NFL.
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That's no joke -- Brunei lives under Islamic sharia law ... one of the few countries in the world to do so.
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That's no joke when you're fresh out of college, desperately waving an English degree around, and can't find a job.
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He helped build Montreal's self-esteem up, and that school was no joke, some real high-risk kids in there.
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No joke "Family Guy," which seems to revel in making fun of everybody, says it's phasing out the gay jokes.
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His paintings are certainly clever, but it's becoming clear, even to those who once dismissed him, that they're no joke.
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My life is no joke man be in my shoes for a few hours smh some people are sad smh.
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These books are not without their comic moments, but history here is no joke; it is more nearly a tragedy.
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It is no joke getting old, particularly for stubborn, vivacious personalities like Mr. Buatta, and he chafed against its indignities.
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" She ended by saying, "Mental Health is no joke and the media needs to stop spitting that out so casually.
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We also try to maximize our pre-tax accounts to lower our taxable income (self-employment taxes are no joke!).
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Maybe— But then the post office door swings open, revealing—no joke—a pair of identical twin men in matching rompers.
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"Baby weight is no joke — I mean, that last 10, 15 pounds was almost impossible for me to lose," she admits.
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They're no joke, though; when one of these storms hit the East coast in January, it nearly took out JFK airport.
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"These threats are no joke, and Sheriff (Mike) Ezell emphasizes investigators take them seriously," the department said in a news release.
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Now that I know how serious it is, I stay clear of all of that for real, because it's no joke.
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I instantly received five identical emails confirming my order (no joke) and was hopeful that this time things would go smoothly.
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While the need for better body representation is no joke, Khrystyana found a way to have us all laughing with her.
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Martin Lawrence is tying the knot, and the engagement ring he picked out for his bride-to-be is no joke.
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And, no joke, using something as a sort of large coaster or other bumper might not be a terrible idea, either.
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"Threatening to jail his political opponent is no joke," Norman Lear wrote in an op-ed for The Hollywood Reporter Wednesday.
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Producer, actress and mother of two Catherine Reitman will be the first to tell you that postpartum depression is no joke.
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Note: I have, no joke, been approached by three credible media firms about being the executive producer of the WeWork story.
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McDougal warned Nunberg that a subpoena is no joke and that the ramifications of a prison sentence can be wide-ranging.
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No joke, Tomjanovich suffered a broken jaw and nose, plus a cerebral concussion ... and was leaking spinal fluid into his mouth.
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A man with Trump's temperament and habits could do real, lasting, no-joke damage as the leader of the free world.
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Overheating is no joke, so take caution when using any appliance that reaches high temperatures, especially ones that do so quickly.
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Chuck Norris is such a badass, he gets made into a Texan for killin' it as one on TV ... no joke.
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"The situation is no joke," said Sergio González, 26, as he walked his dog in Barcelona, a mask covering his face.
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"The situation is no joke," said Sergio González, 26, as he walked his dog in Barcelona, a mask covering his face.
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Another reminder that this virus is no joke, nothing to be casual about or pretend won't affect us in some way.
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Bundling up for MN winters is no joke, so it is quite the production to get out the door with littles.
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It is of course a silly satire, but the anti-fascists politics of its creator and their union are no joke.
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The respective post-season games are now called, no joke, the Hyundai Sun Bowl and the Buffalo Wild Wings Citrus Bowl.
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And it turns out bargain hunters are no joke, with 10 related deaths and 111 injuries on Black Friday since 2006.
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INGRAHAM: Yes, no joke, because I have good friends who live not too far from you on one of the major lakes.
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Knowing that your safety and that of your comrades is at stake makes everyone keenly aware that classified information is no joke.
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Period cramps are no joke, and if you feel like yours are interfering with your daily life, then talk to your doctor.
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"No joke Robert De Niro is low key as strong as The Rock," Efron captioned, touting the 72-year-old's buff figure.
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Today, the company released footage of its first piloted test flights in China — and color us impressed: this thing is no joke.
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The Clinton campaign quickly issued a statement that the candidate was battling pneumonia (an ailment which, I can attest, is no joke).
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The recipe is no joke: "I put yoga mats into the blender and blended them into a chunky powder," he told me.
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Available for Facebook Messenger, BFF Trump allows you to converse with the spoof mogul—except his answers are no joke at all.
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While natural language processing is no joke, teams will be starting with something that even humans can't do very well in conversation.
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Still, state-level challenges are no joke and may further delay the merger, especially if they are elevated to the federal level.
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And I wasn't even really able to have brain space to think because I would have meetings, no joke, every 30 minutes.
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No joke, we've driven to Connecticut before to go to that pizza restaurant, Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana for a white clam pizza.
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List of Five Kevin Hart is one of the most successful comedians on earth, but his sense of style is no joke.
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Her workout is no joke ... 3 minutes of heavy hitting followed by a minute of lunges, burpees and planks ... done 15 times.
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The Senate parliamentarian has said a few minor provisions in the legislation — including, no joke, its title — violate the chamber's procedural rules.
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Hospital officials say the 29-year-old's scrotum injury isn't considered serious ... but any damage to the ball bag is no joke.
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Noname No joke then Nothing But Thieves Will make this year's fest into #kleptochella if they do a B2B with Big Thief.
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Many cheeses have floral or vegetal notes, but this ricotta was no joke—it was a pastoral landscape blanketed in virginal sunshine.
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It's made by Post, which is also responsible for Fruity Pebbles and Oreo O's and, no joke, a Hostess Powdered Donettes cereal.
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"I'm disappointed in myself for leaving, but it was a killer, I mean, no joke," Kelly said, according to the local paper.
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"I just thought it would have been a good thing to do because I know that tuition ain't no joke," she said.
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We got the "Atlanta" star wearing a mask (the flu's no joke, folks) at LAX Monday and straight-up asked ... who's better?
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Samsung's busted Galaxy Note7 phone may have become a punchline, but 4.3 million dumped devices is no joke to the environment, Greenpeace warns.
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Serious damage to an artificial limb is no joke, as some of the more expensive units can cost upwards of $70,000 or more.
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While having your privacy comprised is no joke, the story behind how Coster-Waldau found out about this leak is kind of funny.
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It's no joke, the inferiority complex of the general reader — especially here in America, where the nasty word "smart" is a great compliment.
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I criticized Bernie's much less nuanced plan for being regressive & I got (no joke) nearly 10,000 ad hominem attacks, most with poop emojis.
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Social media can be a scary place, and fame is no joke to navigate — but Larson seems to be handling things just fine.
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That's totally rational; the social consequences for her will be no joke, whereas he will probably face no consequences at all, because patriarchy.
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There are (no joke) an estimated 233 different streaming platforms available currently, which I think we can all agree is far too many.
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Wellness Tech That's More Than Skin DeepFossil always brings an impressive wearable collection to CESPhoto: Sam Rutherford (Gizmodo)No joke, people are stressed.
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But Prohibition was no joke for the working classes, writes Lisa McGirr in "The War on Alcohol", a focused and thought-provoking book.
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Some in the field joke that a patient has to be an Olympic athlete to qualify for a study; but it's no joke.
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"Employ best cyber practices on steroids — no joke intended," added Stifel, who now serves as both the cybersecurity policy director at Public Knowledge.
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A Muslim, an Orthodox Jew and a religious Christian walked into a room, but it wasn't a bar and this was no joke.
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The cuchi cuchi isn't a persona, it's very much exactly who Charo is, but Charo is extremely smart and Charo is no joke.
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"It's no joke to perform eight shows a week on Broadway," said Dr. Dahl, who found Mr. Hardwick's vocal cords in good shape.
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Now, she smiled easily and in Southern California fashion, tended to punctuate sentences with a girlish giggle, even when no joke was uttered.
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While sometimes you have to fiddle around with the settings or veto the aggressive AI, the P23 Pro's triple cam setup is no joke.
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"I can help anybody," T.O. tells TMZ Sports ... saying his tweet to the NY Giants about filling in as a WR was no joke.
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The film thus makes an appropriate spearhead for the Museum of the Moving Image's new screening series No Joke: Absurd Comedy as Political Reality.
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Still, beating back zombies and avoiding starvation seem like the most plausible scenarios, they said, proving once again that medieval times were no joke.
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"She felt a personal mission to rescue Jewish things, no joke," he said, referring to his mother's habit of hunting tag sales for Judaica.
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Getting there, however, is no joke, requiring a deft touch, intense concentration, and loads of patience, since you're surely going to die— a lot.
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This was no joke people, Floyd received official documents from the state -- making the whole thing as official as a referee with a whistle.
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Requiring a gluten-free meal in war-torn spots like Afghanistan is no joke, as Captain B. Donald Andrasik, a national guardsman, can attest.
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But this is no joke: China is filling the vacuum in global leadership that has been created by the chaos of the Trump administration.
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The lack of affordable housing in Washington is no joke, but the predicament also speaks to the young lawmaker's financial literacy — or lack thereof.
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Yes, Making Fuck got their name from that immortal Clerks scene, but the brainchild of Salt Lake City guitarist Kory Quist is no joke.
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Might the idea that no joke is off limits help foster a public callousness that encourages the very intolerance and viciousness the film decries?
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The scooters in Sorrento and in the neighboring towns are no joke and people pass on single lane roads like it's no big deal.
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So, yeah, no joke, that word -- love -- came up in a conversation with Hawk Newsome, who represents Black Lives Matter of Greater New York.
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"I finally saw 2 packs of rolls at a local store around early December and we bought, no joke, 96 rolls," the commenter said.
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For a radio tower and surrounding buildings operated by US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) near the Texas-Mexico border, vultures are no joke.
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You may ask why he'd have a gun in the first place, but no joke, Russian astronauts really do pack heat on Soyuz capsules.
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Sometimes I get frustrated with barre and pilates because I don't feel like I'm getting an intense enough workout, but this was no joke.
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In the world of pageants, the Miss Universe competition is the pinnacle of achievement, which means the fashions featured in it are no joke.
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The album title, Created In The Image of Suffering, is no joke; Esfandiari has lived through hell, and came out swinging a microphone cord.
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The deals on ABC's "Shark Tank" are no joke, but Sunday night a company that makes prank gifts got a $6403,2640 investment from Mark Cuban.
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My skin is prone to dryness and these Chicago winters are no joke, so I also slather on some Tula moisturizer while I'm at it.
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On Twitter, journalists attending the keynote prefaced their tweets about the demo with "no joke" to preempt the eye-rolling and incredulous replies they expected.
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" The "High Fidelity" star also previously told Ellen DeGeneres that the training for the movie was no joke and she found herself "limping every day.
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Matt Kibbe, a libertarian-leaning operative still reeling from Rand Paul's campaign, follows with a Bernie Sanders "Just Say No" joke comparing socialism to drugs.
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But the change-up is no joke — her hair is straight-up platinum, with a few inches of dark roots peeking through at the top.
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It's no joke—Minion seems to have a crucial function in holding together our muscle cells, and mice apparently die just after birth without it.
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All of it is infused, and to a novice edible consumer the potency is no joke: 2.53 milligrams per pizza, or 40 milligrams a slice.
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"The RBG Workout: How She Stays Strong ... and You Can Too!" was written by Ginsburg's personal trainer, Bryant Johnson, and the book is no joke.
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Initially, he explains in the video description, he thought his friend was playing a prank, but he quickly realized that the incident was no joke.
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There was the Tea Appreciation society (no joke), the Historical Reenactment Society, croquet, clay pigeon shooting, polo, numismatics, so much rowing, and so much wine.
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He then launched his skywriting business by — no joke — writing the name of his hotel and his room number so that people could contact him.
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Climate change is no joke but, in the right hands, the capacity to joke about it can be a serious recognition of its dire reality.
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No Joke: Absurd Comedy as Political Reality runs October 9 through November 16 at the Museum of the Moving Image (36-01 35th Avenue, Astoria, NY).
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I dropped everything and got in the car and did a journey that would take a normal person about 25 minutes—no joke—in 12 minutes.
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In 2009 Mr. Geffen, no joke, called me on my cell and asked if he could buy the New York Times (I was on the board).
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Residency is no joke, but he's only got three months left before he gets to move back here, where he has already accepted a job offer.
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His tweeting is no joke: he undermines and contradicts his officials without warning, and makes reckless threats against Kim Jong Un, whose paranoia needs no stoking.
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It's not full-scale by a long shot — but we're still talking 100+ MPH here and pods weighing hundreds of pounds, so it's no joke either.
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It's no joke, at one point, one the biggest dealers in Australia was operating from a maximum-security yard, organizing keys and kidnappings in every state.
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He sent along a link to the Journal Officiel, the newspaper that prints French government laws and decrees, and I saw that it was no joke.
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"Hopefully it sends a message to other celebrities, to the rich, the powerful, the famous, that to drug and assault women is no joke," she said.
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"This is no joke; it will put people out of work," said Mr. Avalos, a Los Angeles-based filmmaker who also runs a visual effects house.
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I give back the dry cleaner a box of hangers and ten thousand safety pins, which I've been meaning to do for no joke six months.
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" And yet it somehow never gets old: Just a couple of months ago, a column in National Journal was headlined "No Joke: Al Franken for President?
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The idea grew from — no joke — the researcher Brene Brown's TED Talk on the importance of listening to shame in order to live a full life.
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The LiAngelo Ball arrest is no joke -- it's really scary -- and ex-Lakers player Devean George says the entire Ball family better be taking the situation seriously.
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Partly because, like many millennials, I could really use the R&R (morning commutes in NYC are no joke), and partly because I was just genuinely curious.
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I had fewer than 8 minutes with the first iPhone and, even then, I knew it was something special and, no joke, immediately felt its addictive qualities.
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Were some kind of disaster—say nuclear attack, earthquake, or even a ship's anchor, no joke—to hit the region, it could wipe many of them out.
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I won't go into that now, except to say that the orange and blue has something to do with a convergence of Earth and Mars (no joke).
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Gassy cattle are far from the major culprit in climate change, but their output—mostly in belch form, although their farts are no joke—is still considerable.
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But the conditions on Tuesday were no joke, and some players felt they were being pushed on court so the organizers could avoid giving refunds to spectators.
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An eight percent reduction in fares would result in a $520 million shortfall, which is no joke for a transit agency already struggling to balance its budget.
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"Ninety-three thousand — that's no joke," said Yuh-Line Niou, the state assemblywoman for the district, who has been helping local residents apply for the apartment lottery.
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" The cliché has become so pervasive, Franken wryly notes, that when he dies, his obituary will surely be titled "No Joke: Former Three-Term Dead at 93.
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The stunt, by the Ministry of Emergency Situations (no joke), surely was a highpoint of the Road Safety for the Safety of Life International Congress in St. Petersburg.
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And the 53,660mAh battery inside the Hub is no joke, easily lasting for several hours of tethering when I was out and about at several locations in Dallas.
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Maternal healthcare is no joke, but it's great that people like Wong can find ways to talk about these less-glamorous aspects of motherhood in a funny way.
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From DVF winter puffers to Solid & Striped swimsuits (no joke) up to 40% off, this one's every bit as good as the retailer's tentpole clearances throughout the year.
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I'd advise anyone now to think long and hard about separation because it is no joke and certainly not an easy fix in any way, shape or form.
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With Nono gone, Titus is able to take her role and sing the actual lyrics to the musical version of "Circle Of Life" — no joke version, no parody.
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First off, Smith is no joke -- the guy is on a 3-fight win streak with violent victories over guys like Shogun Rua, Rashad Evans and Volkan Oezdemir.
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Stevie J says Joseline Hernandez put a new twist on her attacks on him -- this time her weapon of choice was, no joke ... a bowl of hot mushrooms.
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No joke, I think the latest episode of Life Is Strange has one of the most relatable sex scenes I've ever seen in a big budget video game.
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But the climate crisis is no joke, and no one knows that better than farmers and ranchers, who have been among the first Americans to suffer its impacts.
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This deal is no joke, so get it while it lasts — pay just $1 for three months of Xbox Game Pass for a limited time (a $30 value).
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Mir may have been the butt of a lot of punchlines while it was in operation, but the harvest of science we've reaped from it is no joke.
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The absurdity of the claim was comical, but the lengths to which Djokovic had to battle the almost blanket support for his adored Swiss opponent was no joke.
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That problem gets compounded when this event is Thanksgiving, one of the busiest travel days of the entire year and a time when airfare prices are no joke.
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After going through the worst five minutes of stomach pain of my life ("capsaicin cramps" are no joke) I frantically Googled in search of some kind of remedy.
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Valentine's Day movies nowadays are no joke, and we've compiled some of the sappiest, mushiest, most melodramatic movies that will have your tear ducts swollen into next year.
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Parents know that adolescents' volatile emotional states are no joke, but tweens and teenagers themselves will mine the subject for plenty of laughs in this stand-up show.
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The month began with a lot of intensity—Venus meeting with the planet of death, Pluto, is no joke, especially in such a sensitive area of your chart.
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The Sling Studio is a fun little piece of hardware that fits all the fun of a multi-camera video production into my backpack… and that is no joke.
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Although even at Saltine size it was no joke getting everything in there, Principal Investigator Scott Bolton told TechCrunch in an interview just before the craft entered Jupiter's orbit.
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Transit and security is no joke in Mexico City, where I live and where women are constantly subject to groping and sexual assault in the city's overcrowded subway wagons.
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It's pretty common, but swimmer's ear is no joke: "Outer ear infections, or swimmer's ear, are some of the most painful experiences a person may have," Dr. Voigt says.
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It's too dangerous — the effects of nuclear winter are no joke — and it's not credible to believe the U.S. would respond to something like an infrastructure attack with nukes.
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"The second picture is the homemade Belgian waffle she asked me to make her for breakfast- no joke that's how much butter she put on the top," he added.
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Other bots that were demoed, like Poncho The Weather Cat (no joke), use a more conversational approach to delivering the weather, mimicking a natural chat as close as possible.
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Joan Rivers' lavish lifestyle -- or the symbols of it -- are about to be auctioned off, and while Joan was hysterical ... the going rate on her stuff is no joke.
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"And potentially inciting post-election violence by insisting he can't lose unless the election is stolen from his followers, is no joke," he added of the Republican presidential nominee.
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Jay and Bey plunked down a cool $26 million for the 7 bedroom, 7.5 bathroom pad in luxurious East Hampton, NY. The crib's no joke -- the 12,000 square ft.
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The bouncers there, who are infamously feared, said to me—no joke—that I should go home and sleep for a few hours, then they would let me in.
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"Hosting thanksgiving with a two and half month old and 20 people plus four crazy dogs was no joke," she said in a video posted on her Instagram Story.
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Dr. Vora hopes to figure that out quickly — while the upside-down jelly is a nuisance at worst, a ranged attack from a stronger stinger would be no joke.
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In this way, "King of Thieves" reveals its main concern and source of humor isn't thieving, but aging — which, as anyone will tell you, is no joke at all.
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Blake Bortles is no joke ... despite what Jadeveon Clowney thinks -- so says Broncos DB Bradley Roby who thinks the Jaguars QB has a real shot to beat the Patriots.
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"The (Pineapple) Express is no joke," said Bob Oravec, meteorologist with the National Weather Service's Weather Prediction Center in College Park, Maryland of the strongest weather system of the season.
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Yeah, the screen turns black (no joke): HomeKit lets you configure speakers within the Home app using the new AirPlay 25 protocol to build out a multi-room audio setup.
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When you're lurching in a thunderstorm at 40,000 feet in the air in a pressurized metal tube with nothing but a carry-on and your prayers, turbulence is no joke.
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Recently, Coachella released a list of all the restaurants that will be at the festival this year, and no joke, it is as impressive as the lineup of musical artists.
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Gaethje joined the guys on the "TMZ Sports" TV show (airs weeknights on FS1) -- and said it was actually a "scary moment" for Vick ... 'cause getting KO'd is no joke.
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The star paired the top with a pair of leggings from Yeezy Season 7, and Yeezy Season 6 low-heeled boots — because the mud in Jackson Hole was no joke.
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Thanks to her fear of touching her belly button (which is no joke), KoKo scrubs her skin with a hand mitt for a button barrier (loofahs just won't cut it).
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This is no joke game: it uses real, licensed parts from major manufacturers, which are (or will be) simulated down to their power draws, pins, draw counts and so on.
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No joke: A China dog breeder was arrested after posting on social media that he had named his lazy, thieving animals after local police officials — City Officer and Traffic Warden.
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Hmiel's approach to measuring methane emissions is "a really Herculean effort that involves — no joke — each sample is about 1000 kilograms of ice that we have to melt," he says.
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In 1997, we purchased a home in Noe Valley (next door to where the Zuck lives now … no joke) for $123,000 and sold it two years later for $1.2 million.
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It's no joke, although it's mostly hilarious the way the actors violate your personal space from pretty much the moment you find yourself thrust into a drug-fueled rave party.
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Exposing yourself to air pollution is no joke: A recent report published in the Lancet found that in 2015, 9 million deaths were linked to air, water, and workplace-related pollution.
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It's no joke to Ed ... he told us some of his castmates have experienced the creepy feeling too, including his TV daughter, Paige Hurd, who immediately busted out some burnt sage.
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It appears the only person who might actually be looking out for her is the overly supportive Ruby (Jena Malone), a makeup artist and — no joke — mortician (more on that later).
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Yet what Koh, and Samsung, the company where he serves as President of its mobile communications business, have endured — and by some measures come through the other side, —was no joke.
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And while this doesn't look like the greatest leak of the "cyber space" era, 2120 TB worth of data is certainly no joke (assuming the hackers aren't totally bullshitting that number).
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But the Internet's reaction to a recent mayonnaise and green pea pizza post was no joke, garnering almost a million impressions on Twitter and making its author a social media superstar.
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"Hyperemesis is no joke," she told VICE, referring to hyperemesis gravidarum, a rare but serious form of morning sickness diagnosed in an average of 60,000pregnancies each year in the United States.
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We'll also invite on guests: the colleagues we admire at The New York Times, filmmakers, artists, writers, scientists, and regular people in our daily lives, like Jenna's energy healer (no joke).
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The mood is sometimes jaunty, but "The Great Silence" is no joke, and the fatalism of its ending serves as an implicit critique of the sentimental optimism of many Hollywood westerns.
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But, the Mets seem determined to give him every chance in the world to make their Opening Day roster ... 'cause the invite they handed down to him Friday is no joke.
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The new coach must be able to instill discipline better than Freddie Kitchens, and the specter of the Browns' losing history is no joke, but there is a lot here. 2.
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No joke, it was a good lookin' Android smartwatch with a frosted glass touch bezel, Misfit's own software, NFC payments, and promises of heart rate monitoring, sleep tracking, and built-in GPS.
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My hours are pretty flexible, so I don't stress too hard about showing up late — however, Bay Area traffic is no joke, and leaving a minute late sets me back 20 minutes.
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While the bake sale was part of a comedy bit, the Academy is assuring the public that the money is no joke after a report claimed the funds haven't reached the troop.
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As the game progresses, you run into even more borrowed concepts, including catching robots in the wild, evolutions, and an eventual analog to the Elite Four called, no joke, the Elite Eight.
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CURITIBA, Brazil (Reuters) - Twelve Brazilian suspects arrested for discussing a potential attack during the Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro were "no joke," the prosecutor for the case told Reuters on Monday.
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Her Bikini Body Guide is no joke and makes me reminisce on how dependent I am on Equinox classes to force me to work hard, and how much I miss their classes.
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This means if he wants to use a bloody new font to spell out the name or throw in some nods to drum and bass (no joke, they're in there!) he will.
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"Hyperemesis is no joke," she told VICE, referring to hyperemesis gravidarum, a rare but serious form of morning sickness diagnosed in an average of 60,000 pregnancies each year in the United States.
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He keeps a framed collage in his office made up of a couple of dozen such examples (including a "Franken's Campaign Against Comcast Is No Joke" headline from The New York Times).
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Chris Rock do the right thing make a statement – were relying on you to DO the right thing….. There is NO JOKE YOU CAN CRACK TO EVER CHANGE THE WAY WE ALL FEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Release date: June 8 Why it matters: Sandra Bullock assembles a crew of badass women — Olivia Munn, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter, Sarah Paulson, Mindy Kaling, Awkwafina, and Rihanna, no joke!
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Luckily, the script and direction are strong enough to keep it from veering into sentimentality too much; the Blitz is no joke, and there are some moments of true grief throughout the film.
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Jon Stewart came to the rescue of two stray goats found roaming the subway tracks of New York City this week by giving them a home at his animal rescue operation ... no joke!
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But it was no joke when the top-rated news show on television, CBS's "6900 Minutes," did a real interview with the 2628-year-old congresswoman just days after she was sworn in.
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The brand may boast a carefree, beachy vibe, but their sun-care products are no joke — I've found everything from the spray sunscreens to lotions to be very effective and easy on skin.
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And then there's "Super Powers," an heir to the smoothly drifting, technicolor world Durk was exploring on Life Ain't No Joke and Still a Hitta, cleaned up and refined from years of experience.
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When Cashman quipped in spring training that the Yankees — once famously labeled the Evil Empire by the Red Sox executive Larry Lucchino — had become The Little Engine That Could, it was no joke.
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The first hit is no joke, but once my eyes stop watering and I bow my head for round two, I find I'm unable to repeat the euphoria I experienced just moments before.
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This was no joke: The millionaire was Morris Pearl, a former BlackRock executive who is the chairman of Patriotic Millionaires, a group dedicated to pushing for higher taxes on businesses and the ultrarich.
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Spending $400 billion over 10 years — and realistically continuing at least a healthy fraction of that spending further into the future to keep chipping away at the soil problem — would be no joke.
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Yes, we know that this story sounds like it belongs amongst the Bill Murray "No one will ever believe you" mythology, but it seems the launch of his line of apparel is no joke.
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There are, of course, standouts: the Act 1 finale, "Forgiven," is breathtaking, and "Uninvited" — which, no joke, Mary Jane sings while getting high on fentanyl and wrestling with her own double — is remarkably effective.
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President Barack Obama warned that Donald Trump would have more power to act on his "twisted notions" if elected and said the Republican's rhetoric is "no joke" during a rally in Florida on Thursday.
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I'm in Venice for the film festival and sitting in the audience at the premiere of "A Star is Born," and the theater was just struck by lightning—no joke—and damaged the projection.
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Snakes that have been euthanized after being shipped from Northern Europe and arriving in Australia in mid-March (Australian Department of Agriculture and Water Resources)But the list of invasive animals is no joke.
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While a role in a Linklater film opposite Cate Blanchett is no joke, it's hardly the first move that Bellisario has made leading up to the final episode of her long-running Freeform series.
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Tim Tebow's pro baseball debut was no joke -- the pitchers he was facing are the real deal and the fact he smacked a HR is very impressive ... so says Cleveland Indians outfielder Marlon Byrd.
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One of the best polo players on the planet says a big name Hollywood star could've made a living off the sport ... telling TMZ Sports Tommy Lee Jones is no joke on the pitch!!
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FYI, Dior ain't no joke -- he's widely regarded as one of the top young prospects in the country ... and if things go the right way, you could see him in the 2023 NBA Draft.
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CURITIBA, Brazil, July 25 (Reuters) - Twelve Brazilian suspects arrested for discussing a potential attack during the Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro were "no joke," the prosecutor for the case told Reuters on Monday.
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Cyber attacks on our personal data storage systems are no joke — and iCloud has experienced wide scale breaches before, most notably in 2014 when multiple celebrity accounts where accessed and personal photos were shared online.
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We head to the bathroom to change into warm clothes (Southeast Asian airport A/C is no joke) and then head to an airport bakery for a snack and to spend our last Singapore dollars.
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"The risk is no joke, so we will maintain this inspection program until the end of the Paralympics," Mr. Andrada said, referring to the multisport event that will be held in September, after the Olympics.
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"We have Democratic candidates running for president right now who do not believe necessarily that it's a good idea that women work outside the home No joke," she said late last week in Iowa. Oooh!
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That said, when we told him about Rousey's private meeting with Triple H -- a sign that a deal might be close -- he wanted to make it clear that crossing over to wrestling is no joke.
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This ain't no joke -- Salley is a shrewd businessman who already has a designer lined up and says he can deliver the upgrade that will help BBB compete with the biggest names in the biz.
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The candy's elements—licorice, salt, and, no joke, ammonium chloride—hit your tongue, throat, and nose in various combinations as the black morsel dissolves in your mouth over the course of a minute or two.
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"Being pregnant is no joke, and I want Ray to understand that," she had said in the Love & Hip Hop Hollywood: Ray J & Princess' Labor of Love one-hour special that aired in Aug. 2018.
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"In those days I was redder than a lobster, no joke," Daniel Kremer, who directed Mr. Sylbert's last film, "A Trip to Swadades" (2008), recalled his saying, in an article for the blog Confluence Film.
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TMZ Sports spoke with Daron Cruickshank -- who was set to be on the same fight card as Floyd and Tenshin in their NYE tilt in Tokyo -- and he tells us Tenshin's no joke on the mat.
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The Iceland-stopover deals, offered by both Wow Air and Icelandair, are no joke; they're a lucrative way to fly to Europe for cheap and see all of Iceland's beautiful volcanoes, lagoons, and other natural wonders.
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" In another scene, Miller gushes over a girl she's crushing on, an inmate named Armani Buckner, in her diary: "Let me find out she find another girl I'd be gettin' a murder charge lol no joke.
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"Being pregnant is no joke, and I want Ray to understand that," Princess, 34, says in a confessional clip before opening the trunk of their car to reveal a prosthetic pregnant belly, complete with full breasts.
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I'd hope anyone who knows us or even spends any time with us can see by now it's no joke, and the underlying relationship and how we felt certainly has always been 100% clear at least.
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Anyone who has spent a cold Sunday afternoon binging on any one of the myriad of house flipping shows out there know living the flipping life is no joke, and there are unexpected surprises at every turn.
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"I would laugh at their ineptitude but Vox has won 24 seats in Congress; it's no joke," the 60-year-old Danish-American actor, a fluent Spanish speaker with a home in Madrid, wrote from Los Angeles.
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This issue is not an academic exercise or a philosophical debate regarding the role of government in the economy, and it certainly is no joke to more than 6,000 U.S. companies in the civil aviation supply chain.
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"We were chasing down this irresistible bait—this guy had actual, no-joke access to Zawahiri, the most wanted person on the fucking planet—and we fell for it because his intel was real," Skinner told me.
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He's super lightweight, so I can grab him, zip around my apartment picking up hair or stray Golden Grahams (late night cereal habits are no joke) and hang him back up without exerting any effort at all.
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This uncreatively named, but charming, and ever more hip area has ateliers, cafes and bars with live music along its main — and essentially only — drag, Rua Direita de Santo Antônio (Straight Street of Santo Antônio, no joke).
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On Monday, Lt. Kelby Ueltschi with the Barneveld Fire Department popped the question to fellow firefighter (and EMT) Becca Pelletier as the team did a training drill on April Fools' Day — but the romantic gesture was no joke.
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With an enormous collection of foundation shades capable of matching nearly every skin tone, to a bold red lipstick that every pair of lips on the planet can rock, the "Work" singer's foray into beauty was no joke.
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I've sat through two-dozen marketing presentations in the past decade about the long-term growth in this segment, which is no joke: naysayers have had to keep quiet while the sales pour in and automakers' profits climb.
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And here's Gabrielle Hamilton's recipe for smoky pork shoulder with chile paste, which — no joke — the presidential candidate Kamala Harris recently told me was her favorite recipe on NYT Cooking save Melissa Clark's recipe for feta-brined chicken.
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You should read all of Jason Horowitz's profile of Anthony Senecal, Trump's butler at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Florida, who reveals some interesting details about the man who, no joke, might be president of the United States.
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Related: Here's Why Sarah Palin's Endorsement of Donald Trump Is No Joke Michael Bloomberg, the billionaire former mayor of New York City, has reportedly told his aides to draw up plans for an independent campaign for the US presidency.
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Just look at her fellow nominees: Emily Blunt, nominated for Mary Poppins: Returns; Glenn Close, nominated for The Wife; Olivia Colman, nominated for The Favourite; and Melissa McCarthy, nominated for Can You Ever Forgive Me. This is no joke.
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I've, no joke, watched the original trailer at least 50 times — 48 of them specifically to hear Jon Hamm croon "This place used to be hustlin' and bustlin'" while wearing a sports coat that would make Don Draper proud.
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What it really is: Painfully unoriginal memes that lean on hackneyed stereotypes about black people, Muslims, women, and the LGBTQ community, usually with less comedic structure than a Laffy Taffy wrapper, and sometimes with no joke pretense at all.
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Loses all of his small accrued amount of street cred when the school's one cool teacher asks him what the national anthem is and he says God Save The Queen, like no joke, like right in front of everybody.
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It's been nearly 2 weeks since Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson stunned the world into accepting coronavirus is no joke by revealing they'd tested positive, but the good news is they're finally feeling better ... and Tom's offering some encouragement.
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"A brain injury is no joke, and it can be a living hell," says Kit Parker, a research scientist and professor at Harvard University, who specializes in TBIs and currently serves as a lieutenant colonel in the Army Reserves.
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Starcity – comfortable communal housing in SF The housing crisis in San Francisco is no joke, yet there often seems to be little in the way of tech solutions from Silicon Valley that truly help the "average" cash-strapped SF apartment hunters.
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Related: Here's Why Sarah Palin's Endorsement of Donald Trump Is No Joke When Sanders was asked on NBC's Meet the Press about Bloomberg's candidacy, he called attention to one thing Bloomberg and Trump have in common: both are billionaire businessmen.
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Now in episode 9, we see the aftermath, and there are a few signs of new growth after this big storm for some of Queen Sugar's storylines:The Bordelon children finally begin to realize: Running a farm and business are no joke.
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O.J. Simpson remains unresolved: Namely, in a show featuring some of the best small-screen ensemble acting since (no joke) 2003's Angels in America, which of its performances will remain in our memories long after People rests it case?
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There were bolo ties (no joke), fringe, shearling, and leather, all of which somehow managed to avoid clashing with the more feminine aspects of tried-and-true womenswear present throughout, like ruffles, peplums, deep V-necks, and Mary Jane heels.
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Mosley ended up winning that fight in a 5-round decision (and hit Shaq with some power shots of his own) ... but it's clear Shaq was trying to send a message that he's no joke when it comes to fighting.
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It has become an annual tradition to jokingly call CES an "auto show," but this year, it's absolutely no joke: major automakers will be making legitimately groundbreaking announcements here, and dozens of smaller companies will be filling in the gaps.
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My sole cavil is why in hell opt for the B-side of Joe Tex's magnificent "I Believe I'm Gonna Make It," in which an R&B draftee ain't no joke: "I raised up and got me two more enemies"?
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Here's how: Click on the little arrow next to the "Stop Video" button in the lower left Then click "Choose Virtual Background" Once you're in there, click the little plus sign to add an image or, no joke, a video.
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He's drawing the largest crowds — the official crowd count from the venue staff Friday night was, no joke, 2,020 attendees, not his biggest crowd this week but a number one Sanders supporter called an "omen" as he left the event.
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The first time I heard it was when I was alone in Brussels—I like to travel alone because it lets you be melancholy, write down notes, and be really romantic—I, no joke, must have listened to it 3,000 times.
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The newscaster was caught on television rushing from one side of the desk to another in an attempt to find the camera and deliver stories about Hurricane Irma—a hurricane which is no joke, despite how funny his scramble may have been.
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Me. The gesture was likely a throwback to a June BuzzFeed video, "5 Things that Are Harder than Registering to Vote," in which President Obama makes his very own "Barack" and "Joe" bracelets, but whatever the inspiration was, friendship bracelets are no joke.
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The Tokyo subway hustle is no joke; I lived in New York for a year and thought I had gotten used to the cramped train car, but holy hell the Japanese have this down to a science I do not want to learn.
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Viruses of the brain are no joke, and widespread adoption of brain-machine interfaces would inevitably lead to the kind of lax safety guidelines that now leave such intimate and important pieces of technology, such as baby monitors and cars, vulnerable to hackers.
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Not only that - and this is no joke, I actually checked, because, you know, I'm into fitness and therefore my conversation is relentlessly scintillating - the colourings come from beetroot (filled with endurance-enhancing nitric oxide) and curcumin (a potent metabolism-boosting compound).
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Wildebeests are referred to collectively as "an implausibility"The itinerant enigmas, referred to collectively as — no joke — an implausibility of wildebeests, have traveled in a giant African loop that has come to be called the Great Migration for nearly a million years.
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A preacher who wields the voice of God, an Irish vampire and a mysterious woman with a dark past meet up in a small Texas town.... That's no joke; it's the setup for Preacher, AMC's latest comic book-to-television series experiment.
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No, this isn't an election simulator a la the Doonesbury Election Game - Campaign '96 (no joke, one of my favorite games from childhood), instead it's a game where you try to hit candidates with pies before they can vote in the voting booth.
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"The halls of Congress are no joke... Behind closed doors, your arm is twisted .. political pressure gets put on you and every trick in the book, psychological and otherwise, is used to get us to abandon the working class," Ocasio-Cortez said.
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At worst, Clinton's youth-outreach efforts have come off as naked pandering, like her op-ed for capital-M millennial outfit Mic, titled, no joke, "Here's What Millennials Have Taught Me." More than being told how great they are, however, millennials love authenticity.
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It was no joke, though, when Torreyes stepped into the batter's box Tuesday night and delivered an outsize blow: a two-run homer that sent the Yankees on their way to a 5-0 victory over the Tampa Bay Rays at Tropicana Field.
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You'll find more nuance in Ruth Wisse's book, "No Joke: Making Jewish Humor," which covers the same ground, but with a greater willingness to probe the ways in which Jewish humor made too much of a virtue out of weakness and passivity.
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It's maybe on the sixth reprise that those of us who aren't completely fucked up start to notice that the floorboards are visibly moving up and down on the one, and this is no joke when you're talking about century-old joists and beams.
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LONDON (Reuters) - A French bulldog walks into a bar and orders a pint... That's no joke at the Fox and Hounds pub in southeast England, where Rodney the canine hops on to a stool to have a pint of bitter poured and set before him.
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And while distracted walking may not be quite as dangerous, these accidents are no joke: A study conducted by Ohio State University found that, in 2010, more than 1,500 people ended up in the emergency room due to not looking where they were walking.
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"Once I got the green light from my doctor, Coach Joe was on the next flight to Cleveland — no joke, LOL," the Keeping Up with the Kardashians reality star said about her longtime trainer and go-to KarJenner fitness instructor, who also trains Kourtney Kardashian.
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But it's no joke to customers like WeWork, Whole Foods and SoulCycle that have signed multi-year contracts in exchange for RTS's flexible pricing options, along with notifications about when a truck has arrived and reports about exactly where their waste is being sent.
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Weiner tells Oprah that he lives by five keys to happiness, which he picked up from his mentor, Ray Chambers: As one of the most powerful executives in the tech world, Weiner finds time every day to--no joke, wait for it — do nothing.
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"We all go through it, this whole private school system and college applications is no joke, especially when there is a lot of money floating around," said the actress, who made her relationship with new boyfriend Scott Rigsby red carpet official at the event.
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No joke, Roger Stone engaged in "lowbrow character attacks," spun "conspiracy tales" and threatened to kill a friend's dog, but he does not deserve to go to prison — according to the comedian whose testimony led to the Republican operative's conviction on federal criminal charges.
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This is no joke to expatriate California natives like me, who spend a little time each day praying for the health of firefighters, the preservation of irreplaceable forests and their inhabitants, and of course, anxiously texting everyone we know who might be affected by this catastrophe.
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"Once I got the green light from my doctor, Coach Joe was on the next flight to Cleveland — no joke, LOL," the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star said about her longtime trainer and go-to KarJenner fitness instructor, who also trains her sister Kourtney Kardashian.
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With an admirable skill for keeping it casual in the comments but serious in the subject matter (saving parking spots is no joke in the end), the PD also commented to one user on Facebook, the most impressive stunt of spot-saving they've seen so far?
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"Once I got the green light from my doctor, Coach Joe was on the next flight to Cleveland — no joke, LOL," the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star added about her longtime trainer and the go-to KarJenner fitness instructor, who also trains her sister Kourtney Kardashian.
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While it remained to be seen if that time were imposed concurrently—as an extension of his bid—or consecutively (that is, running simultaneously), I can tell you from 21 years of experience that even a few years for an old guy like that is no joke.
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Space weather sounds almost farcical as a term taken on its own, but the potential impact on Earth is no joke – a 1989 blackout that spanned the entire Canadian province of Quebec, for instance, can be attributed directly to the results of a significant solar storm.
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And the selection process was no joke: R29's insights team gathered data from more than 1,500 women to help narrow down the ideal mix of curl-hydrating hair products for the "It's Your Crown" kit and glow-ready skin-care favorites for the "Stay Radiant" kit.
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Although scooters have gained some credibility in the extreme sports community — no joke — since their rise to popularity in the early 2000s, they're still more readily associated with the nerdy neighborhood kids in an ABC Family special than a couples' meet-cute of choice in a Netflix rom-com.
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After some time she begins to do something that can only be described as a squeal; then she tilts her pelvis and, with a big smile on her face, releases a water fountain from her vagina, which—no joke—shoots out onto the women in the front row.
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"Like no joke I would say about 269% of my clients happen to be in the video games world," said @HotGirlVideos269 to me over Twitter DMs a few weeks back, after the E2224 news was confirmed and they were waiting for confirmation of their latest prophecy, a Nintendo Direct.
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What started as a debate around one of America's most polarizing topics — assault weapons — became many people's introduction to a very different problem: Feral hogs are one of the most destructive invasive species in the U.S. But to Texans, feral hogs are nothing new — and they're no joke.
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No joke: Raven comes back from space with the most professional-looking smoky eye known to man, while Jean's pink shimmer and perfect wingtip is expertly reapplied throughout, and remains impeccable even after a stint to Magneto's mutant haven island with a tropical — and therefore, humid — climate, and several bloody fights.
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The 53-mile range figure from Daimler has since been adopted by Mercedes-Benz as the correct estimate moving forward, with the latter telling The Verge that the 25-mile figure was "incorrect" and mistakenly scattered throughout the — no joke — 25-page press release and other assorted materials about the EQC.
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The new Liberal government under Justin Trudeau is scrapping the current byzantine array of child support programs — which include, no joke, benefits for hockey lessons — in favor of a new benefit of CA$6,400 (US$19113,935) per child under six and CA$5,400 (US$4,164) per child aged 6 to 17.
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Crafted with the same Roland TR-808 drum machine that serves as the backbone for everything from Eric B. & Rakim's "I Ain't No Joke" to most of DJ Mustard's discography, "Egypt, Egypt" borrowed more from Kraftwerk and Prince than Bambaataa, paving the way for electro rap long before Kanye would release 808s & Heartbreak.
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As it happens, I found myself discussing all this with my wife over, no joke, a pony-keg sized bowl of pudding that had come into our possession; it was decorated with many pounds of whipped cream, partly due to circumstance, and partly due to my newfound love of dessert-based visual irony.
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FROM PEN: Nick Viall's Long Bachelor Journey Finally has a Happy Ending If you thought she was kidding about being super budget-savvy when it comes to her apparel, Vanessa proved it's no joke, revealing that the only red dress she wore on the show is actually from Boohoo and retails for just $20!
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A paper published earlier this year by the journal Resuscitation pulls from multiple sources in medical literature, and concludes that—no joke—doing a handstand, or a modified handstand assisted by a chair (see diagram above), and then just letting gravity perform the Heimlich maneuver is among the best ways to save your own life.
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Meyer's basil-scented dish soap, lip balm, sheet masks, BB cream, clear eyebrow gel (my Armenian eyebrows are NO JOKE and must be put in their place — I also really should get mine threaded again soon), spot treatment, and a super cute fall blanket scarf because I feel like I need one fun thing in this package of necessities.
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Beyond the thrill rides that rival those of Six Flags—Dollywood is home to the Lightning Rod, the world's fastest wooden roller coaster that is seriously no joke—there are live music venues and shows around every corner, unique souvenir shops that highlight the region's local artisans, and some really, really great food along the way.
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The retro-cool brand's sustainability credentials are no joke — they track all of the carbon dioxide given off and water used in their production process, invest in tree planting and clean-water solutions to offset any damage, and prioritize renewable energy and fair labor practices at their Downtown HQ.Reformation, 8253 Melrose Avenue (near North Harper Avenue); 323-852-0005.
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Curious to hear if others can relate, I set out to interview three women with entirely different backgrounds — from an American-born woman with Guinean parents, whose love affair with coconut oil and shea butter is no joke, to a woman whose Korean culture influenced her adoration for essences like AMOREPACIFIC Vintage Single Extract Essence (case in point: she calls them "magic potions").
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Van then praises Kim Kardashian West for ignoring the skeptics and proving her ambitions and involvement are no joke ... and he believes it's a sign people from all walks of life have realized we have way too many prisoners in the U.S. T.I. also gets a major shout-out for working with a church in Georgia to raise $120k to bail out 23 nonviolent offenders for Easter.
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No strangers to the television screen were the comics Irwin Corey, that foremost authority on, well, whatever it was; Shelley Berman, who did his stand-up sitting down, on his signature stool, to fret about an anxious age; Don Rickles, who made insults a comic art; and Dick Gregory, who for all his barbed wit saw no joke in his campaigns for civil rights.
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In other news, AOL lost its digital prophet, David Shingy, the climate change crisis and white nationalism are connected in more ways than you'd think, feral hogs are absolutely no joke despite being the internet's punchline this week, one of our writers answers whether you need sunscreen to fight off the effects of your computer's glow, and everyone at Gizmodo might be dying according to this smart blood pressure cuff.
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What It Is: The "Japanese Experience" massage at the ultra-luxurious Tomoko Spa in Beverly Hills Who Tried It: Melody Chiu, Staff Editor Level of Difficulty: 1 (because I drove there and L.A. traffic is no joke) Over the years, I've noticed plenty of Hollywood stars (Gwyneth Paltrow, Lea Michele, Armie Hammer, Mindy Kaling and the list goes on…) share the cutest photos with their loved ones at Tomoko Spa in Beverly Hills.
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