Kevin Hart joked that the show was like the White House Hart joked that anything could happen at the VMAs.
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As Village Voice's Bilge Ebiri (half) joked: I once joked that there'd one day be a Marvel movie that was JUST post-credits sequences.
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Many on Twitter joked that Mayfield looked beaten down by the Browns while others joked that he looks like a sad detective or worse.
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"I know my kids understand Hitler, but as I scrolled through his [social media] I saw more memes that joked about the Holocaust and joked about slavery," Schroeder said.
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" Making Thelma & Louise, he joked, was "really cathartic.
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"For some reason he's not latching … " Peck joked.
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" She joked, "Do they think Dorinda's like Harry Houdini?
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"My friends are all calling me 'bridechilla,' " she joked.
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" Another user joked, "*Lily Prescott voice* 'It's Hannah Montana!
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" The TV personality joked, "I'll be back in two.
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" Aniston joked, "Not when we're with so many people.
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" Hartley, 40, joked, "I mean, what does that say?
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" Edward joked, "We just had our gender reveal party.
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" McCain has often joked he is "older than dirt.
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" He joked: "Start thinking about flip flops and visors.
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""We joked about it ... what's wrong with Washington, D.C.?
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" He then paused smiled and joked, "No, I wouldn't.
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" And he joked: "Sean, I have so many questions.
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" Then he joked, "They said, dude, you're kidding yourself.
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" He joked the sex of the baby was "human.
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" Warren paused and then joked: "I didn't hear that.
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It was almost, Thornton joked, as if someone — Someone!
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" Bloom joked that the statue was her "real baby.
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" He later joked, "I become nicer when I drink.
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" She also joked, "I'm still looking for a Hiscock.
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" Someone else joked, "I'm holding out for the colonoscopy.
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" Trump joked: "That was your choice of a question?
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"That s like me on a Saturday night!" he joked.
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"It's like the Toddlers and Tiaras of dogs," she joked.
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"I've certainly had the practice," Viall joked on After Paradise.
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"When we'll be unemployed, we'll really be crying," Nayyar joked.
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"Jesse and Becky get a monkey this season," she joked.
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"This is easy because there are so many," Hamm joked.
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"The most ambitious crossover event in history," Reynolds, 41, joked.
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"House of Cards promo," someone in the press briefing joked.
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"I even had a top hat in purple," he joked.
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"That is annoying," Pinkett Smith joked about her own enthusiasm.
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They even have entire schools devoted to raking, he joked.
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"You just poured more gasoline on it!" joked Strahan, 47.
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Graham has even joked about Trump's reticence around climate change.
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"I feel like I was groomed for this," she joked.
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"Kill a burglar," she joked of uses for the trophy.
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" Harry joked, "I don't know where he gets that from!
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Kerr joked that she was going after Cahill's "heading record".
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"You know what I have learned about women?" he joked.
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"Are all of our periods gonna sync tomorrow?" she joked.
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We've even joked about what the sequels would look like.
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"I don't want to do television without Yuki," he joked.
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As the news spread, Holzhauer himself joked about the outcome.
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"You're rubbing it in, mate!" he joked to the host.
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" He then joked, "Help me make sure she sees it!
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A career reversal, he joked about on Fox decades later.
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"But, he joked, "You know who is mad at him?
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"Girl, you looked cute in those glasses!" joked Pell, 56.
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Lavigne joked that she had found her "long lost sister."
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" She then joked: "I hope you don't end up swimming.
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"I think Prada shoes really changed her life," Doubleday joked.
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"I couldn't go back without a toy helicopter," joked William.
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It was always sketchy, as I joked on CNBC recently.
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"The secret is safe with me *internal screaming*," joked another.
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Like it was something people joked about on studio lots.
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"Baby Showers are for Practicing," joked Ferrera in the post.
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"I like that we didn't skip a beat," Grande joked.
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Yes, I joked, to see how the other half lives.
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" Fonda then joked to Tomlin, "Who are you, Megyn Kelly?
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"Call it Louisa May Alcott meets 21 Grams," he joked.
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"It was a good kick in the pants," joked Bechtle.
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" The actress joked that she might be "desensitized to it.
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Later, a male comedian joked about Bachman bringing up Weinstein.
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Elon Musk joked about WhatsApp's security vulnerabilities on Twitter Thursday.
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"You would have been a raging b—," her sister joked.
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"@Zendaya Does the press tour count," joked Holland right back.
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" Mr. Moon joked back: "Now I can sleep in peace.
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"We joked the whole time and had fun," he added.
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But she also joked about remarrying him in the future.
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"Maybe they're saving that for the 10th anniversary," he joked.
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"He's taken over the meeting," Gaines joked in another video.
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Her friends are, of course, quiet and demure, she joked.
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"Now, I'm not living proof that it's successful," he joked.
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"What does that say?" he joked on Ellen in February.
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"Dan's going to murder you while you sleep!" she joked.
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"Future me dodging the like button whilst scrolling," Chan joked.
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"I'm this dramatic and creative all in one," someone joked.
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"Oh … you want to give me a building!" joked Marin.
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"Dierks wants to go swimming with dolphins," joked Bryan, 40.
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"I feel like this was a bad idea," he joked.
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"maybe mind your biscuits a little bit," joked another person.
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"Knowing them it's probably a big master plan," she joked.
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" Joked Shelton: "I don't care if it's fair or not!
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" He then paused smiled and joked, "No, I wouldn&apost.
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There is one asterisk, Justice Elena Kagan joked in 2012.
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Ryan smiled and joked when he talked about the legislation.
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"I'm not sure what my house looks like," Roberts joked.
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"I am just happy to provide the manliness," he joked.
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He joked about kicking a baby out of his rally.
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"We'll make sure that works out," Trudeau joked in reply.
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"Technically, you can't polish any turd," joked the primetime host.
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Lincoln joked that his character is kind of a stalker.
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"For once, he's not the one being arrested," she joked.
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"I am just very happy to be here," Navarro joked.
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"I'm not saving the world tonight," she joked to E!
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" The actor joked about Pratt's success, saying, "He's done okay.
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"I've watched this 10 times," country singer Carly Pearce joked.
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"Get Kim and Kanye to pay for it," joked @selhemsworth.
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"If I hit you [with it], it hurts," she joked.
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"I'm just glad I renewed my driver's license," Obama joked.
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"There is a bottle of WHITE OUT here," it joked.
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It's why she joked that her baby Maddie needed one.
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"Even if I just play a zombie," joked the actress.
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CNN political analyst Sam Vinograd also joked about the incident.
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"She just read all the theories," joked the singer Feb.
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"Are there any more words to that song?" he joked.
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"Maybe the kid will have a few glitches," Leggero joked.
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"You have to stop drinking in public," she joked onstage.
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"There is a strong aroma of marijuana here," he joked.
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Praise for getting into the mind of Madoff, he joked.
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" Joked Pratt in response, "What are you, a Duggar now?
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"We're on a first name basis," joked one Instagram user.
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" She joked: "That may be one conversion therapy I endorse.
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VICE: Was sex abuse something you had always joked about?
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"I'm not Beyonce even though I'm from Houston," she joked.
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" While Kourtney joked, "No wonder you gained a few pounds.
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"I didn't do it," she joked as the crowd laughed.
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Kerry joked that she has expensive and selective taste now!
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"It just means you're old," Casey joked after the game.
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"I had to be close to the food," he joked.
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"Take my pulse while I'm talking to you," Clinton joked.
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The Simpsons famously joked about a Trump presidency in 2000.
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"I got an award for everything: inhaling, exhaling," she joked.
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"My son knows I'm useless at this," the prince joked.
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"I've always had hammer envy," Portman joked, according to Variety.
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And they all play Fortnite," Fish joked on "Mad Money.
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We joked about it, but it felt like an omen.
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Yet the normally jovial Herrera also joked about his situation.
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"One day it will just be Fullest House," joked Saget.
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"Look at his cheeks and angry face lol," she joked.
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"He's the only one who came to rehearsal," joked Hamill.
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"[I'm] hopefully next to someone handsome," he joked during E!
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At least, that's what she joked about during the interview.
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Many viewers joked that it was like watching the news.
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"Where do I send the box of chocolates?" he joked.
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"But what Max and Kenya want, they get," she joked.
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She joked that the writer himself would not have approved.
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"It's been a process," Boyega joked of his character's recovery.
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"Lucky her, she's way younger than I am," Bacsinszky joked.
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"I feel disgusting right now," he joked to the hosts.
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"He's become more famous than me," the president joked. Pres.
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" Bloom joked, "It'll probably get me killed at some point.
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" I joked, saying, "Some of us think it's George Soros.
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"You were that buffoon that wouldn't stop calling," he joked.
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"It was like our house was on fire," Conrad joked.
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"I'm still trying to find the right person," he joked.
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People on Twitter joked that it felt like election night.
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"This is not feeding the baby nourishment," joked Egerton, 28.
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Ideally, however, entrepreneurs get started on failing early, he joked.
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"I will not rest until Ben finds love," Harrison joked.
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Schumer and Meyers also joked about Fischer's inability to lie.
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"Oh yeah, just leave it there for somebody," Roker joked.
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"I knew it was over," Schumer joked of the relationship.
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"The flies are very friendly here in Dubbo," she joked.
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"I think I'm bigger and I weigh more," Mendes joked.
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"She wants the waterworks!" joked the actor before the ceremony.
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Free haircuts at the barbershop on Fridays," Ross joked. "No.
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"To be honest, I still don't know," Obama joked back.
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Others joked about his effort to do some damage control.
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"I had much more fun than anyone else," Swift joked.
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"I'm a different kind of cat," the actress, 39, joked.
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Looters, she joked, could help themselves to anything they wanted.
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"I'd totally put a ring on it," Chopra Jonas joked.
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We initially joked that we were interested in trying some.
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So we were laughing, we danced and sang and joked.
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"If you break par, I'll give you $100," he joked.
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"Harry, you must not be good at maps," he joked.
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"I've had lots of therapy about that moment," Perry joked.
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" He also joked, "I'm Canadian, so might have cognitive bias.
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"I need one of these," Jackie joked, about the van.
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"Living on a small farm also probably helps," MacGinnitie joked.
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"We've got to thank Franco for something," Mr. Picardo joked.
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"When a black woman comes along, ain't playing," Hayes joked.
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" Trump then joked: "They wouldn't do that for me, Judah.
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"We're done — shop is closed!" joked the reality star, 31.
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"I've gained about 30 pounds; look at that," he joked.
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"It's the bill that must not be named," he joked.
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"Definitely not when he was in middle school," she joked.
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"It's kind of scary, it's a dangerous time," she joked.
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"Some people call them public defenders with power," he joked.
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"Kevin Spacey, reprising his role as Keyser Soze," he joked.
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One member, Jeff Witteck, joked about how jealous he was.
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" Someone joked, "You say 'here,' but we're in Mexico now.
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She joked with friends that she was moving to paradise.
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Mulaney also joked about his wife's feelings for Chalamet then.
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He joked that he had never signed so many autographs.
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"It seems too good to be true," he joked nervously.
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Selena Gomez recently joked about her childhood crushes on Instagram.
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"I have to talk about this every interview," she joked.
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"Look, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em, " she joked.
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"We know where that middle is, Mike," Blankfein then joked.
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Chris Rock just joked the elephant out of the room.
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" Clarke joked that drinking five beers "apparently is called tapering.
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Nash, who was wearing custom Christian Siriano, joked to E!
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"Let's talk about the vice president, Sean Hannity," Camerota joked.
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" Then in response, Colbert joked, "No, you inherited a fortune.
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He joked about the size of his hands and Mrs.
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Buffett joked that he isn't immune to this human weakness.
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"What's been going on while I've been gone?" he joked.
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And she joked about the rivalry with the press corps.
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"What a tremendous honor for Cecil B Demille," Meyers joked.
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"That's a lot of hair down there," joked Kevin O'Leary.
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"I'm standing on my head and looking around," Mimi joked.
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" Addressing a Trump bobblehead, Schwarzenegger then joked: "Was it difficult?
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"Our marketing team needs work on redaction," Mr. Jassy joked.
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"It's like pulling the sword from the stone," he joked.
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"I wish that was in the press releases," he joked.
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"She's wonderful, the husband, everybody's wonderful including contributions," Trump joked.
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"He probably watches Japanese anime porn," she joked (we think).
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"We found him on [the set of] ER," Goodwin joked.
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" Fallon joked that the students "won't be classmates any more.
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"There are more cameras here than people," one person joked.
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"Then again, I live my life in fantasy," Stallone joked.
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Some, like Kurt Line in Indiana, joked about the forecast.
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" He joked to Billboard that Spotify will only have "inclusives.
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We joked about sex with the vulgar fixation of virgins.
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"I think I'm a bad influence on them," she joked.
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"We don't need the cavalry, just a cab," someone joked.
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"I have a captive audience here in line," he joked.
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I had often joked about shaving my head to friends.
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"It doesn't get you free fries or anything," he joked.
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"I've frustrated everyone so far," Mattis joked at one point.
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"When a black woman comes along, ain't playing," Hayes joked.
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"We should pool together for child care," Mr. Swalwell joked.
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"I'm keeping the kilt for a burlesque show," he joked.
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"I guess you could say I lost," Mr. Windelspecht joked.
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"You can just say yes if you want," Isaacson joked.
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"I'm selling Connecticut, one house at a time," she joked.
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"This will be on eBay in 10 minutes," he joked.
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"I would want to sit on their face," she joked.
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"My husband and the president joked about it," she said.
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"Or I could vote for Mickey Mouse," Ms. Charboneau joked.
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"Oh yeah, was he still in that race," Warren joked.
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"My hat does security, I do politics," he had joked.
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"I'm not dead, I'm just in the Senate," Warren joked.
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This wasn't the first time Ireland joked about the voicemail.
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"People overlook George Bush's contribution to black history," he joked.
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"I was, like, 12 when I had him," she joked.
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"I wonder what insurance company he's with," another joked nervously.
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"I made him wait," Federer joked, with a baritone giggle.
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He was ready for a Robin Hood series, he joked.
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This was not long after he joked about gang rape.
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He once joked that drug dealers should be publicly executed.
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That's a "pretty good height to be president," she's joked.
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" On their skills, he joked: "They probably need some homework!
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"Phyllis had Bob killed and collected the money," Fischer joked.
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"Maybe Jason Garrett has something on Jerry Jones," Owens joked.
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"Maybe when I turn 70, I'll come back," Bird joked.
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" Ferrell asked, to which Reynolds joked, "Probably more than me.
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"Please hire me to be a poster model," he joked.
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The president has previously joked about running for president indefinitely.
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She joked that the criticism came down to her face.
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"I know it's hard to tell us apart," Iman joked.
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Friends joked that she was "all genocide, all the time".
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"We convert into a small production company," one aide joked.
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"We are jogging to Libya," joked the ship's volunteer cook.
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Trump has previously joked about the former mayor's last name.
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It's probably even happened watching "some superhero movie," she joked.
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"We'd have another Elgin Marbles kind of drama," Lowe joked.
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"So the person didn't know the true value," Boyega joked.
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Trump earlier this year joked about Russia hacking Clinton's emails.
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"Wow, they're excited," Mr. Buttigieg joked, according to the report.
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"At this rate, Penguin looks pretty freaking good," Taylor joked.
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"I look at least five years younger there," Murphy joked.
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"I'm sorry, but that's not a convincing argument," Meyers joked.
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Smith joked the accolade was "the old ass dude award".
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"Maybe mind your biscuits a little bit," joked another person.
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"I charge three cents for my two cents," Fairey joked.
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"Some dogs probably eat better than the owners," she joked.
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"If he pays the ticket, I will go," he joked.
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"Might have to build a house around it," she joked.
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"Hey, there is a human being down here," Sanders joked.
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"You don't work for Turkey with that question?" he joked.
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In the middle of the scrum, three friends joked around.
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"The primaries are in a few weeks, right?" joked Gov.
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"Whoops, they just turned off the lights," Mr. Trump joked.
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Mark Zuckerberg has joked about sleeping through Ec 103 lecture.
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"I come cheap and I tell funny stories," he joked.
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"He couldn't keep his paws off me," the bride joked.
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"I'm sorry that I ruined the surprise," Trump joked afterward.
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A few joked about being unsure if they're in menopause.
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He even joked about the size of West Virginia's governor.
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We joked of escaping to the country, running away together.
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He's joked to a mild acquaintance about grabbing women's genitals.
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His bevy of famous friends have even joked about it.
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"Hey, honey, it's a good idea for you," Amy joked.
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He joked that he could be able to bring peace between the gay community and Chick-fil-A "So maybe if nothing else, I can build that bridge," he joked about Chick-fil-A.
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We've even joked about getting a giraffe and putting a giraffe.
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"The fourth album might buy the house in London," Fanning joked.
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They joked that he was destined to be a party baby.
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" Joked Odenkirk: "You mean a diamond into a lump of coal.
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"My daughter's like a dime-store thug on set," he joked.
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"When I did just the head, I was nude," Cranston joked.
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Some of the votes may have been alcohol-induced, Kayser joked.
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"This is not an accident, obviously," he joked to Access Hollywood.
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"Here's one I think Nancy would like ... Scott Pruitt," Trump joked.
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"It's okay, @davidbeckham, we know what you meant," the account joked.
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"This is a hate crime," more than one Twitter user joked.
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"Not at all, I'm ready to see it go!" she joked.
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"January 21st, I imagine myself on a beach someplace," he joked.
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Colangelo even joked that Kuechly was "coming for his office" eventually.
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The retired talk show host even joked about proposing to her.
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"My sister is now the fifth member," she joked on Instagram.
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"This is about me!" mother of three Vanessa joked in rehearsal.
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"I think you all should just keep it anyway," he joked.
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"Put me in coach, I'm ready to go," Scott Kelly joked.
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" Proud dad Connor joked: "We had to keep up the tradition.
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"The cover features Gwyneth Paltrow lying down in mud," Corden joked.
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"I'll give them little baby angel wings [for now]," she joked.
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"Your commute is from your bed to your couch," he joked.
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"This is my sixth glass — and you know why," he joked.
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"north was not feeling me," joked Lil Nas X on Twitter.
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" He joked of showing personal identification, "You should see TSA's eyes.
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"The producers were the real villains of the show," joked Sculls.
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He even joked about lulling her to sleep with his teaching.
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" Fletcher, who split with Smith in 1995, joked back: "You think?
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"Forgive me, J.Lo, for I have sinned," Daly joked on Monday.
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"Beyonce schmonce," Peretti joked in her Instagram caption at the time.
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Many joked that it read as a campaign ad for O'Rourke.
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"Literally me when I listen to this song, " joked a third.
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Davidson joked that he needs a prenup in case they split.
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"That's the last time I'm making a horror film," Nyong'o joked.
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"So, maybe that's a little bit of me [too]," Fletcher joked.
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"You guys ever have costume changes at Tiny Desk?" she joked.
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We'll gladly pay for a wall on that border, he joked.
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"I thought maybe I looked like a White Chick," Philipps joked.
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"I picked up s— after this," she joked, in a hashtag.
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"I got my eyes on you!" she joked of another photo.
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Dangerous individual," he joked before he seriously stated, "I love Stephen.
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"You know how to steal the show!" host Charlie Stayt joked.
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"I was supremely overconfident going into this thing," Khosrowshahi joked onstage.
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He has joked around when he probably should have been somber.
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"I only wish it would have really happened," the star joked.
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Val has previously joked about his cool uncle status to PEOPLE.
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Bonham Carter wasn't the only actress who joked around on set.
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" The mother of two even joked: "Trust me, I tried before.
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"You think I got free stuff in that bus?" he joked.
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"Maybe you should get one of these at home," DeGeneres joked.
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"I dunno if I want this translated," Teigen joked on Twitter.
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"Oh, that was just gas," she joked later, as it deflated.
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"It literally took five men to get me pregnant," she joked.
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"Even Negan didn't get this much up front," Jesus joked later.
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Following the announcement, Twitter users joked about the shape and design.
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"Unfortunately it got eradicated before the Aedes aegypti did," Frieden joked.
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"I do have some moves," he joked before the game began.
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" Another joked: "Cause of death: Timothée Chalamet in a glittery harness.
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" Zellweger smiled at the question and joked, "Bridget Jones, the Menopause.
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"Tell me what you think in a few weeks," Robins joked.
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An initial public offering is "probably 35 years out," he joked.
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He also joked about digging up the grave of Marilyn Monroe.
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"Mamma Mia 3: Do You Hear the People Sing," joked another.
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"If this marriage is gonna last, I need one," he joked.
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"I've got somebody in mind to build it," Mr. Cruz joked.
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"He's vey interested in the running of the cameras," Parks joked.
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His friend also joked that Gates might be at the dinner.
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"Only 300 or so emails to catch up on," she joked.
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Oftentimes, I joked that she was perhaps too good for me.
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"You know, after January I'm available for babysitting duties," he joked.
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"Let me see you do the choreography after that," Beyoncé joked.
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"I didn't do a darn thing the whole game," Speier joked.
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"The next time it will be dueling guns," Bishop joked. Gov.
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"Yeah, they say, 'Oh, that's our real mother,' " the actress joked.
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Romney joked that Smith should teach the veterans to milk cows.
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"I feel too immature to have a family sometimes," he joked.
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"I just made my first mistake as a fiancé," he joked.
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"Morgan, I wish I had your career," joked Robert De Niro.
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Another meme joked about throwing migrant children over Trump's mythologized wall.
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"I think she really likes being bossy," the proud mom joked.
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"There is no pressure, because I will look ridiculous," he joked.
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Karla joked that Kourtney and Kendall were pregnant, which isn't true.
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" She admits they "joked about the possibility of having another child.
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As much as he loved to sing, he joked even more.
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Minaj has joked that her cleavage just might have magical powers.
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"We're essentially the Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling now," Wilson joked.
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" Asked why, she joked, "Because I feel like everybody hates me.
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They also joked around, drank wine and wore silly fur hats.
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"John when you tell him he looks like Arthur," she joked.
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"I have that John Barrymore desire to interrupt everything," Smith joked.
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"Don&apost believe anything you read on the internet," he joked.
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"Ye-I'm available next year," Smith joked on his Instagram post.
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Mike joked that the broadcast is met with a standing ovation.
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I joked that she is a godmother of the #MeToo movement.
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He joked in a letter to Edmund Wilson that he had
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"How can you make any noise like that?" the host joked.
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" He joked, "Mom, I think Conan wants a one-on-one!
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"The pilot then joked, "What did you do on your flight?...
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Carrell "provides the manliness," as he joked, with his unnamed character.
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"I think she enjoyed it," Harris joked of his smiling daughter.
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"It's a natural question," McAvoy joked before launching into the story.
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"I've got bad news for the coup plotters," a friend joked.
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I called my mom, crying," she said, and joked, "Never mind.
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"As far as I know, she hasn't said yes," he joked.
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"I appreciate the 'you're hired, you're fired' thing, senator," Pence joked.
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" Joked Fey, 49: "Paula I think my dog might be gay.
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" Nonna even joked mid-inking: "You don't know what pain is!
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At one point, he joked that he was filming Thor 4.
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"I felt like she was trying to torture me," she joked.
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"Well that went well," she joked as she approached the podium.
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"There's like the little vegetable tray that nobody touches," he joked.
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"@kyliecosmetics is hacked," Kylie, 20, even joked on her Instagram Story.
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After all, it can't be something "normal," like "Amy," he joked.
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The Panthers have joked that their secret weapon is WH food.
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"The biggest challenge by far is the alarm clock," Kelly joked.
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President Donald Trump, speaking during the panel, joked about his daughter.
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"You're the biggest face on my One Direction tattoo," Martin joked.
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"He's won 66 percent of his games so far," Love joked.
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Is Musk — as he joked — actually building an Iron Man suit?
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"[HBO] went balls out, I think is the term," he joked.
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"I've worked very hard to not be a mom," Schumer joked.
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Duterte's joked about rape while expressing his support for the soldiers.
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"I know swaddling… I know what I'm in for," he joked.
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"Your bumper is not wide enough to explain it," he joked.
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"I never thought I would have this much money, " he joked.
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"Sorry if I'm oversharing about the baby," he joked in February.
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"Kendall is the smart one – she moved across town," joked Jenner.
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Onstage Justin joked about his OCD, his substance abuse, his neuroses.
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"No I haven't swallowed a watermelon," she joked in the caption.
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"I think my invite got lost in the mail," joked one.
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"Don't tattoo wedding date," she joked, visibly embarrassed by her ink.
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"I will drag myself off a plane for $4,000," joked Schlappig.
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" One joked about lynching a Mexican child, calling it "pinata time.
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" She joked: "Swinging around naked on a wrecking ball lives forever.
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"We clearly didn't watch the end of our movies," Kunis joked.
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I finally got the ulcer I always joked I was getting.
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"I think I'm rocking a 40 double D now," Teigen joked.
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And, he joked, "Dateline" was not the biggest commercial for matrimony.
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"You're amazing," Mr. Crowe joked to Mr. Gosling, shaking his head.
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"I can't say right now because she'll find out," she joked.
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His mood seemed light as he joked with teammate Brandon Rush.
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"She could surprise us all and vote for Abney," he joked.
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"We were chasing the sun, that was the goal," Mills joked.
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"And again, I get to determine who's a celebrity," Colbert joked.
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"I'll tell Audriana I'm going to be a ballerina," he joked.
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"Apparently, the phonetics are not included on the teleprompter," Earnest joked.
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"Damn, I wish they had that when I graduated," he joked.
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Yousef was in his 20s and, like Thomas, joked a lot.
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"Maybe we can get a group rate on lumpectomies," I joked.
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"I'll get him a pair of Jordans or something," Stroman joked.
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"You think he's really worried about me?" he joked with Kimmel.
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John KennedyJohn Neely KennedyMORE (R-La.) joked that he and Sen.
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" Another joked that it was "proof that youtubers shouldn't be actors.
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"I don't think Rawls focus-groups in Iowa," Mr. Ponnuru joked.
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"Thank you, I guess, for helping me get married," she joked.
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"I still pull that face in every photo shoot," he joked.
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"I have 10 but it took me three women," she joked.
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The color palette was Kremlin-approved, one commenter joked on Twitter.
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"He joked about, someday maybe you'll see my tax returns," Sen.
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"Can you just wear a diaper?" someone in the room joked.
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" Mike Bryan joked, "I get stiff sitting down at the changeover.
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"The richest thing about Donald Trump is his hypocrisy," Bloomberg joked.
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"For the last year, I've been feeling the Bern," she joked.
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"I'll take any credit that isn't nailed down," Lee once joked.
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"She joked: "My dad's crazy, so I think we'll be okay.
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"I'm pretty convinced it's the sexiest thing I do," he joked.
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"It was a very wide street," Marshall once joked to CNN.
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"Bernie's so old, his first campaign slogan was 'Fire,' " Wilmore joked.
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"Not bad for a running back," Jackson joked after the game.
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Dad Justin Brown joked that his family should play the lottery.
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"No one leaves this club; we just die," Mr. Gelfman joked.
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The president also joked with the athletes as he introduced them.
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Yet on Sunday, she spoke with reporters and joked and laughed.
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"Did I just feel rain?" joked Katrina Adams, the U.S.T.A. president.
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He also joked that he is "still in therapy" from 2016.
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"It's the same as it was twenty years ago," he joked.
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"I'm looking to get my leg kicked off again," MacDonald joked.
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"Queen bans and cancels Netflixs subscription at Buckingham Palace," joked another.
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Trump joked with Russian President Vladimir Putin this year about it.
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"He closed out series faster than me," James joked of Jordan.
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"I guess Jeb's amnesty plan was too low energy," Krikorian joked.
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"They still kinda don't know I'm not a Scientologist," she joked.
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"What they do is they move your organs around," Garner joked.
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Instead, he joked about having "sexual tension" with the Trainwreck star.
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"Muslims in love," she joked with the crowd about February's theme.
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"I used to think so," Buffett joked, prompting laughter and applause.
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"Duh," Khloé, who took over hosting duties for Ellen DeGeneres, joked.
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Murphy is "the mother of the House of Murphy," Canals joked.
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Some Halloween Neumanns joked about his reported $1.7 billion "golden parachute."
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I joked that any devil could duck my right-handed throw.
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For their outdoor ceremony, they joked, 13 degrees would be ideal.
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"Yeah, I wrote a love song about Allison's husband!" he joked.
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" She also joked that "apparently twice a day reminder was optimistic.
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"So much food," joked one Bloomberg aide after the campaign ended.
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"I ate and drank a tremendous amount — duty called," he joked.
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"Talk fast, walk fast," she joked as we went between apartments.
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" Maybe, she joked, she should have called it "The Everybody Persuasion.
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When Mr. Pharoah wasn't doing impressions, he joked around as himself.
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Many internet commenters joked that Ceres was secretly the Death Star.
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"It was an exact replica of East Germany," Mr. Seyoum joked.
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"You don't have the book?" joked one departed staffer to me.
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They swapped enthusiastic hand shakes and joked about their newfound friendship.
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Of a presidency, some joked, where everybody would get a car.
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"Here's my fix for the rest of the web," he joked.
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"Sir, they're not shithole countries," joked "Late Show" host Stephen Colbert.
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"We didn't plan it this way," Biden joked at one event.
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"Nuestros amigos del podcast podrían llenar ese estadio," joked Ulises Harada.
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"Here we go again," she joked to PEOPLE at the time.
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"It worked out really well," the singer joked at the time.
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"I thought I broke my ankle," he joked after the game.
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The two had often joked about getting married on the moon.
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"I'm hearing my name mentioned a little bit tonight," Sanders joked.
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"I hope his Christmas present is a beautiful vase," he joked.
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"Oh, there's the N.S.A.," Mr. Doctorow joked when the video stalled.
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"Just my stuff," her mom Kris Jenner joked in the interview.
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" Thomas-Morse then joked, "The name does have its advantages, though.
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" Doubled-over laughing, DeGeneres joked, "It's the Eric Stonestreet Tunnel now.
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" He joked, "When do you check your phone in the morning?
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Obama joked he might soon buy one and start designing things.
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"In theory, I'm the 'Mission Muse,'" she joked, lapsing into English.
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"My panic room is going to be so pretty," she joked.
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Manning joked when asked if he had some advice for Jones.
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People half-joked about being afraid to hold the fragile object.
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"They're under the dress," joked Mr. Clooney, who turned 57 yesterday.
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"At this point, he's just messing with us," Jimmy Kimmel joked.
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Sandler also joked about how movie critics love to hate him.
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"My God's Unchained career starts tomorrow, I guess," he joked. Seriously?
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"Happy birthday, fashion icon 💁🏼♀️" Sophie joked in the Instagram caption.
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"That's not the way I would have put it," Almodóvar joked.
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Though "he did show good judgment for a bit," Weaver joked.
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Behind the scenes, he joked about Mr. Bolton's penchant for confrontation.
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"Your fault for coming on Ukraine week," Colbert joked to Clinton.
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"So many people have been leaving the White House," Trump joked.
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"Tim can't help us a lick," Coach Gregg Popovich joked Saturday.
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"Give two-hour speeches like I do, you know," he joked.
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"Half the dark web are cyberagents these days," Ms. Lewis joked.
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"She hurt my feelings!" he joked once, when Klobuchar referenced him.
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"Clearly distributed by the Leftover Onion Producers of America," joked one.
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"800 pages is just too much for you, right?" she joked.
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"Won't leave the door open anymore," Edward joked to the outlet.
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He joked about whether he'd remember how to use the TelePrompTer.
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They joked and said, 'Seaman traumatized me in my early childhood.
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"Maybe I would have gone home and committed suicide," joked Wenger.
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"It was more of a recommendation than an evaluation," he joked.
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"Well, communist communities are like that, as you know," Carlson joked.
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Paisley joked that even the mechanical horse outside will be free.
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"You weren't supposed to do that," Trump joked, as Democratic Reps.
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"This is super typical," Gyllenhaal joked of their glam night out.
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"Denial is really healthy," she joked about coping with her diagnosis.
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"I like two pumps of vanilla in my latte," he joked.
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"I was in the 'Hangovers,' " he joked in a favorite routine.
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"I thought we were downsizing," Ms. May joked to her husband.
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Trump has already "joked" about his rival, Hillary Clinton, getting shot.
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She joked around with John Mayer and harmonized with Smokey Robinson.
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"Somebody needs to make money in the family," joked Mr. Graham.
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"Do not aim the hot dogs at the vegetarians," Kimmel joked.
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"I'm good, too, Kara," he joked after the Swisher-Sandberg exchange.
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"Think of tonight as the Oscars, but with diversity," Corden joked.
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While they joked in front of thousands about how hard they had toiled at making them, Holden joked that they had even "trained" his wife to make meals for them to get through all the work.
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"You and my mom could be the only two people," he joked.
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Stoudemire joked that he felt lost when he arrived at the arena.
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" Jenner also joked about the unfortunate incident: "Very extremely valuable right now.
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Trump joked that she was "having a nervous breakdown" over his response.
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They've even met each other's families, though Olindo even joked about that.
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"Partied my pants off!" she joked of her mostly bare rear view.
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"I think I'm in love with you," he joked after the song.
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"The second one, you're like, throw it over the shoulder," she joked.
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Dating with four older brothers is "a little difficult," the actress joked.
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"It's like bongos," Caussin joked, mimicking "playing" the bulge in his shorts.
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"The southern women will make you do some crazy things," joked Tucker.
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American President Donald Trump joked on Saturday he might do the same.
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She joked that she must look like a bag lady to some.
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"People don't want to lug it all the way here," Daly joked.
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"Does [sic] anyone around 6 months pregnant need a dress," she joked.
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"You're like, 'Answer my question, but I'm not asking one,'" joked Gaga.
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"Maybe there'll be a chicane on the straight this year," joked Horner.
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"I know the Lord would not take away the Sandman," Sandler joked.
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"They're not very much fun, they're like very boring ATMs," Hall joked.
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" And the confirmation process, she joked, "has been kind of a bear.
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"R2's cool in a way that C-3PO isn't," Tudyk joked.
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John Oliver recently joked that you should run for President in 2020.
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"I think when I came out of the womb," White, naturally, joked.
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Trump also joked about TV ratings at the annual National Prayer Breakfast.
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Having a daughter would have been an upgrade, they joked, hence Vista.
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Carson joked about the hiccup as he was asked his first question.
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" Devon's mother was the pastor and joked "divorce is not an option!
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"Yeah, he's got expensive taste," Ghanem joked in the store on Tuesday.
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"I'm going to a function at the Russian consulate tonight," he joked.
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"I'm a walking contradiction," he joked to CNN in a recent interview.
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The tech-loving pizza company joked about driverless delivery robots in 2015.
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" Fallon joked, "But Lenny, this is not a scarf, it's a blanket!
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"He's stuck now," Houska joked in an Instagram post after DeBoer proposed.
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" Upton joked, "if you don't have haters, then you're probably not successful.
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"looks like the cover of our new cabo reality show," Barry joked.
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" He then joked: "Please don't write that the pope will sanctify transsexuals.
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"Just to see the dog, they don't care about Dad," he joked.
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" The Silicon Valley star also joked, "They'll send me interviews we've done.
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"Imagine what he's learning in there from all these guys," Guadagnino joked.
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" Sanders joked as he gestured at Cruz: "Look what the result is.
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"It's really like taking some crazy drugs, I am told," he joked.
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That same year, Pinkett Smith joked about the rumors on Entertainment Tonight.
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Waking down a long passageway, he joked with the patients and staff.
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She joked that she used to apply makeup by the trowel-full.
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"I can't talk about it," Sheeran joked when asked about the incident.
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"What a way to get to know my way around," she joked.
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"Henry [Hager], my husband, and I are," she joked on Access Hollywood.
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"I guess sexism really can transcend the Earthly plane," one person joked.
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" Asbæk even joked, "Maybe that's why Euron likes the idea of her.
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"He does not [spoil me] — he's not a good nurse," she joked.
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"Even dates haven't ghosted me this bad," she joked in a tweet.
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"If you have a suggestion, let me know?" she joked with reporters.
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"I'm the protective older sister," King joked in the couple's wedding video.
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Romero then joked about Engelman sporting one, which made the class chuckle.
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While there, he joked that that he had been flying the aircraft.
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"I relate to her because I think I'm a teenager," Wang joked.
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"All the same rules apply for Pamela, right?" actor Greg Cromer joked.
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"I play the daughter, although I read for both parts," joked Schumer.
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I always joked with her because I had to take it in.
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He later joked that he wished they would interrupt Mr. Kasich instead.
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They both won Golden Globes this year, and Larson joked to E!
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"They don't allow that kind of green on the greens," he joked.
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" Obama joked back, "I'm not so sure this is a good idea.
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"Hannah's got great taste in Emmy winners," joked Konner in the caption.
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In fact, James joked that he had never seen her cry before.
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" After revealing her start date, the singer joked, "Panic attacks available now.
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At least, that's what she joked to Ellen DeGeneres on Ellen Wednesday.
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"We realized that the fashion business wasn't necessarily our forte," joked Lai.
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"The only grass in Tunis is in the football stadium," she joked.
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"Queen bans and cancels Netflix subscription at Buckingham Palace," joked one individual.
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"Do you know how long that car ride is home?" he joked.
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"Of course it's the rotten egg, of course you'd turn," she joked.
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"No reporters were shot, so it was a good day," he joked.
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" Martelote added, "We joked to each other, 'We're here to save him!
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"Man, those sanctions have already devastated the Russian shirt industry," Colbert joked.
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" Louis-Dreyfus joked with a visibly embarrassed Greg: "It's gonna be okay.
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" Of her part, Thompson joked, "It was fun playing furniture and crockery.
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"I learned everything there is about being sexy from Matt," he joked.
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"This isn't a costume," a 'grammer dressed up as the meme joked.
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"He got sexier," Stefani joked about Shelton's reign as Sexiest Man Alive.
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"They're gonna come to my house and take it back," she joked.
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"You know people don't come here for the sea views," he joked.
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"I remember it like it was yesterday – it was yesterday," she joked.
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"That is like throwing yourself in front of a tsunami," Fisher joked.
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"We [would have] had some video we could cut to," he joked.
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"She likes her sleep as her mom likes her sleep," Sarah joked.
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This isn't the first time DeGeneres has joked around with the couple.
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Everyone who came in joked and asked which animals we had killed.
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People joked that they had lost them just be seeing my tweet.
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At most hackathons, "anything vagina-related will freak them out," she joked.
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"It was the ugliest cry … the new Michael Jordan meme," he joked.
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"I can't get both?" joked Michele, before deciding to stick with Jordan.
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" In response, Letterman joked, "Are you here of your own free will?
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"I don't remember it being that way!" she joked to the camera.
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"How dare you," Kunis joked when asked who she was rooting for.
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In September, Pattinson, 32, joked about the idea of a Twilight reboot.
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"The purses are never big enough to really hold anything," she joked.
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On the way there, I joked that undergrad guys would have braces.
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"Hello everyone, I'm Michael Jordan and I'm here with Hillary," he joked.
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"I think it's gonna put an Oscar on my shelf," he joked.
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"I can't wait for Pitch Perfect 10," one fan joked on Twitter.
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"People came to watch other people," joked one man, himself only watching.
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"She knows what she did," Foster joked cryptically in the photo caption.
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That's what the Crazy Rich Asians actor, 49, joked on the E!
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Justin even joked that he should be in Ben's next superhero movie.
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Kardashian West and MJ have joked about their similar relationship timelines before.
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" She then joked, "We would have very blue-eyed children, wouldn't we?
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Correction: Twitter was called Project Lightning; TechCrunch joked it should be Glacier.
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In July, he joked about tossing a DNA test kit to Sen.
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"I don't wanna look a mess for the carpet, honey!" she joked.
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"Reese, there are kids in here," he joked, as the actress laughed.
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"They burst through the door and they drowned me out," she joked.
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"If this is how I go out, I'll take it," Corden joked.
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"C'mon, Christopher, have you done your homework or haven't you?" she joked.
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She joked about the criticism on ABC's "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last month.
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" He joked, "That's how boring life was in Spain 60 years ago.
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And Cosby even joked about the sexual assault allegations during the tour.
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"She's, like, not that special, right?" the SNL star joked of Gadot.
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Ford offered this advice for the auditioners: "Don't do it," he joked.
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" Smith also joked, "And here's to getting you off of my insurance.
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"It's so remarkable and truly such an accomplishment for him," Johnson joked.
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Zahedi fondly recalls how they joked about going to Vegas to wed.
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He joked he could feel his mother, Barbara Bush, "looming" behind him.
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"I don't know, is that wrong because I'm a man?" he joked.
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"I was like, 'Okay, but I'm not Dev Patel,&apos" he joked.
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"I don't think our coach is ever happy," guard Kyle Lowry joked.
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"By the end of the week I was hooked in," Blaker joked.
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"My dad is going to kill me," the 23-year-old joked.
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"I may stay single for the rest of my life..." another joked.
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"We most certainly will," joked Amell in the comments of her post.
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"Oh, my hamstring!" he joked while holding his leg before they began.
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"I've never drank a cup of Coffee either… Go CRAZY!!!" he joked.
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"I think we're going to have an egg-cellent time," he joked.
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"There's never gonna be another president this good for comedy," she joked.
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"Portia has four moms," the ER alum joked to PEOPLE in March.
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"He's handsome and he's funny, that son of a bitch," Romano joked.
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You're joking," he said in disbelief, as Sykes joked: "Little bit racist!
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"I lost my job," he joked, referring to his activism in Aleppo.
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"We've tried a lot of couples therapy," Damon also joked to E!
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"Do we have any visitors this morning?" he joked to the crowd.
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She then joked about why she was holding back her own feelings.
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"I'm a big pro-wresting fan, which I can't defend," he joked.
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"Look at this room, all of these special people," Parton, 793, joked.
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The perfectly-timed joked was a recipe for viral success and confusion.
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Sergeant Carlos Castro joked about burning another soldier for talking too much.
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"I probably would have tried to hide a bit better," he joked.
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"It costs a lot of money to look this cheap," she joked.
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Following Trump's remarks, people immediately joked about Cook's new name on Twitter.
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Many of his fans joked about the age gap in the comments.
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"Think of it as a bento box of X-Files," Duchovny joked.
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Sasse joked that the judge's nephew that was giving him the $5.
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"We all remember how diverse 'Friends' was," Mohammed joked during the presentation.
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" At the time, he joked, "I think I look pretty damn good.
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Joe Barton (R-Texas), the Republicans' manager, joked in accepting the trophy.
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"You can just lose yourself in that section of Craigslist," she joked.
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"We probably weren't invited," Bush Hager joked on Wednesday's episode of Today.
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"We're having children — it's outpacing our ability to house them," he joked.
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Muna joked her mother and father might have a second honeymoon here.
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It's like "the junior prom" of the TV world, Jane Lynch joked.
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"He tells you lies," Holloway joked/explained about Colony EP Carlton Cuse.
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"I got handcuffed, which is tough when you're my size," Marrone joked.
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Gundlach joked that sentiment toward risk markets reflects the attitude toward Sen.
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"I think they made a huge mistake not casting me," he joked.
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"It's very big, just like my personality," she joked with PEOPLE Now.
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Rubio even joked about it Friday at a campaign stop in Derry.
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"Dewey is good — we could put on some nice coats," she joked.
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"Pumpkin," got in on the fun — sometimes acting as "informants," Crooks joked.
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"His dad shaved all of [Luca's] hair off!" she joked to E!
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Not everyone was happy about the way he joked about serious matters.
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"The young boy that never walks is how old?" joked DeGeneres, 60.
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Possibly becoming an orphan — or so he recently joked with this pic.
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"Now Trump just needs an Ivanka impersonator and everyone's happy," joked another.
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"We are Anna and Garfunkel," Timberlake joked as he introduced the pair.
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Musk half-joked about eventual initial crew flights using a Falcon Heavy.
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"If I'm being honest, I probably would buy some clothing," Kohanski joked.
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"When reminded of her son, Luca, Duff joked — "It was immaculate conception!
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Mike Huckabee joked Friday about reports that an investigation regarding former Rep.
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Van Gaal once joked that he has learned the art of delegation.
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"I knew in that moment she was a human being," she joked.
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"I don't think there are any Trump supporters present here," he joked.
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"Ay," Laura joked, after Elizabeth arrived at her grandmother's house, in Reynosa.
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"No, this isn't a British fake tan," Caught joked in his post.
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Then AzChike ("A-Z Chike," not, as he's joked, "Azz Cheek") arrives.
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"I think Dorinda was at the beach, actually," the former Countess joked.
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"I will not come with AC/DC type of record," Dion joked.
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"We had been singularly inept in electing AGs in Kentucky," McConnell joked.
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"Only on mornings when the sun rises in the East," he joked.
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"Just trying to think of some," he joked as the audience laughed.
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"We're breeding our own work force at this point," Mr. Stoll joked.
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"We'd happily hire him and give him a chance," one executive joked.
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"I think this video got me pregnant," YouTube star Nikita Dragun joked.
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"We joked about it, that it's good for pitchers' E.R.A.s," Ciardelli said.
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Fans, including YouTuber James Charles, joked that he should sell his bathwater.
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"For this one, I don't need to ask the Americans," she joked.
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"I just had a toffee — sugar always helps the feelings," Ko joked.
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"There's no such thing as Brooklyn bourbon," McConnell joked at the time.
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"Not after this glass of wine," he joked, draining the last drops.
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" He even joked people could "shake hands, form an association, good luck.
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Many Twitter users joked about the doctoring, while others expressed their disappointment.
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Two days after he posted the video, Biden joked about the scandal.
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Some joked out why they think Shelton is just not that sexy.
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After the game, the younger Rivers joked about the exchange on Twitter.
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Then Mr. Cohen joked about it in further emails the next day.
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"Shahram and I could switch places and nobody would notice," Lee joked.
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Others joked about relying on their parents for their own retirement plans ...
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"He also joked, "I'm Asian, so I know a lot of doctors.
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"And when I leave the room, they can watch 'Noelle,'" she joked.
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"First of all, it's just apples, and oranges — and orange," Maher joked.
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She joked that she did not want to feel like an elitist.
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"The food was delicious, from what I got to eat," Charleston joked.
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Todd Sickafoose, who produced the album, joked about her propensity for revisions.
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"We're buddies now, though, kinda," the "Light It Up" singer, 41, joked.
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Over the hour-long conversation, Huang repeatedly joked about his GPU competitor.
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"I'm getting choked up thinking about how brave I was," Meyers joked.
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"I don't think I got in trouble with that interview," he joked.
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The two even joked that they might try gambling — or getting tattoos.
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"And you complained about our old washing machine," I joked to Nancy.
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The DVD rental company joked that is getting into the streaming game.
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"It's too cool to open up," Prince joked, according to Mr. Lawrence.
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She didn't join in the chorus — "she's a wimp," he joked later.
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"This is going to be more expensive than the tickets," I joked.
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Blanks always joked that she had to wait until he grew up.
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"I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious," she joked.
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"You look like Sofía Vergara," one of them joked from behind me.
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"It's awful, these kids, really, when you think about it," Coleman joked.
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"I thought it was a hidden message to the Russians," she joked.
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"I love this, I'm just having a chat with Maisie," Harington joked.
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"Don't screw this up," she joked to a crowd of Clinton staffers.
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"We're like the Mexican 'Brady Bunch,'" Mercado joked to People en Espanol.
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"It was a nice pass," Ehlers joked of the puck from Brodin.
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"We'd happily hire him," Mr. Altman joked, "and give him a chance."
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"I was just shaving a couple of decades off," Mr. Obama joked.
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"I'm assuming people will go back to not wanting it," Maddow joked.
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"I went trick or treating at my own house," she joked. Gov.
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I joked that I liked the car because it was Afro-friendly.
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"Where is the AB negative?" joked Stephen A. Diaz, the master carpenter.
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He even joked about his hair: "It's hanging in, barely," he said.
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In another video, Mr. Gandolfini joked poolside about not wanting to leave.
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"We have two starting lineups," striker Alex Morgan joked after that game.
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"You could say I've improved quite a bit," he joked over email.
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" I joked to Ahmed, who was sitting on his horse, Amira. "You?
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"I was home for nine days, and I was good," Gase joked.
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"Wherever he wants — anything's better than here," joked Ms. Ibrahim, a teacher.
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"This is officer Van Ness," he joked about himself in his caption.
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It helped, he joked, that he had seen the Indiana Jones movies.
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"I couldn't do anything else," he joked to USA Today in 1990.
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He joked about the attractiveness of several senators' teenage daughters and granddaughters.
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"Tread easy," Desus said after Mero joked about Mr. Crews's pornography addiction.
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"You have to count the legs and divide by six," he joked.
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"Sera is psychic, so she saw it all coming," Ms. Kepnes joked.
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"I joked that we should hire some mermaids," Ms. Johnson-Thares said.
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Both hosts joked about the news without really arriving at any punchlines.
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In Hampton, Mr. King joked about Justices Elena Kagan and Sonia Sotomayor.
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"I'll be in an ice block before it's all over," he joked.
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"I keep whispering, 'Stay in … ' " the third-time dad-to-be joked.
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" Joked her son, Manolo, "That doesn't look like hurricane preparedness at all.
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"We helped most Alaskans learn how to spell 'Murkowski,'" Mr. Peterson joked.
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"Turn off the internet," he joked, trying to shut out online bidders.
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Speaking at Stony Brook University in April, he joked about the Holocaust.
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"She thinks I do nothing now," Rinaudo joked to his live viewers.
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"There was a bit of a culture shock at first," she joked.
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We had joked whenever we passed it that the store was haunted.
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"I am the only candidate that is 22020-foot-4," she joked.
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"I'm getting more basic by the day," Cyrus joked in her caption.
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"Well, we made it 10 minutes in," joked Mulan producer Jason Reed.
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"We work the credit cards better than The Points Guy," Jeff joked.
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Roberts joked that some meaningful learning comes through video gaming as well.
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"He be using them S.A.T. words, talking about Sophocles," a third joked.
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"If the board hires a compensation consultant, I'm coming back!" he joked.
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"This looks like a famous structure that I quite admire," he joked.
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"'I'm going to apply for that job right now," Mr. Manns joked.
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"@kylemartino is still trying to torture me even in divorce," she joked.
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" He had joked that he thought the Ku Klux Klan was "O.
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The friendly audience relaxed them, and they joked their way through things.
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"And boy did I miss it," he joked with me last week.
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"It should have taken like five minutes or three minutes," he joked.
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"Omarosa is actually a very nice person," Mr. Trump joked, prompting laughter.
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Sometimes, the teacher joked, it was more profitable to be a nonprofit.
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She joked about Trump's hair, "'I know," he said with a smile.
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" As herself, she joked, "Isn't that part of why people love Obama?
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When I joined in 2007, caring about actors & musicians politics was joked.
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Instead, they joked that they would have to increase the food budget.
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"The aging Jewish radical can take you only so far," he joked.
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Teenagers joked with one another, holding sniper rifles taller than they stood.
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"I'm going to apply for that job right now," Mr. Manns joked.
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"So I kind of like rich people in the race," she joked.
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One of them once joked that he was the Democrats' Ted Cruz.
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He joked that he was not a fan of the millionaire's tax.
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Friends joked about having beachfront views as their belongings floated beneath them.
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"It's a boy," she joked to Mr. Porgo, who has only daughters.
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"Greenland," he joked, a reference to one of Mr. Trump's previous controversies.
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I always joked with people that if I met her, I'd cry.
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"We ran a Chicago-style campaign, voting early and often," Schakowsky joked.
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"Mac and I are committed to making America great again," McCain joked.
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We joked for a bit about why we thought geese are funny.
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One Twitter user joked that it could pay the ransom in chocolate.
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We had joked whenever we passed it that the store was haunted.
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J.B. Pritzker joked in his State of the State speech last month.
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He joked about it on Twitter and went camping for the weekend.
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"They said it won't be happening for a few weeks," Colbert joked.
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One of them joked that it sounded like he'd been smoking weed.
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"We'll save your soul while we sell your ass," Short-Colomb joked.
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"I got a real job that didn't involve wearing spandex," he joked.
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" Meyers also joked that actor Tom Hanks will "never be vice president.
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Some joked they'd give up their day jobs to start scalping sandwiches.
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"I missed you all very much," Bachelet joked to the poll workers.
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"I'm not sure how well this'd work in an airplane," he joked.
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" Nealon asked the Will and Grace star, who joked, "Oh, that's good.
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"Just make sure you don't cash it until October 13," he joked.
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Some joked online that it looks like she wrapped them in bedsheets.
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One official joked the gender warriors would finally have nothing to say.
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He joked that not every company can become the Google of cannabis.
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" He joked, "I don't know if Trump if going to say, 'Mr.
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"If I win, what will they show?" he joked after the match.
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"Beginning to think I could be an NFL kicker," he joked Sunday.
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Trump reportedly once joked that Pence "wants to hang" all gay people.
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"I forgot to adjust to the thickness of the air," Curry joked.
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"He couldn't find where I put his socks this morning," she joked.
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"Oh, I don't do anything," he joked in a deadpan, monotone voice.
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"Definitely, we'll make sure the last level is unbearably hard," he joked.
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"It's always good when Aussies beat the English, isn't it?" she joked.
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" Sanders joked in response, "I'm just waving to you, Joe, saying hello.
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"The show is off to an interesting start," joked panelist Sam Stein.
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"If your fiance doesn't marry you, I will marry you," Corcoran joked.
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"I hope Revel users have signed their organ donor cards," Ritz joked.
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"It's starting to feel like a durational performance for me," she joked.
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"Collectively our BAC is probably 90-proof at this point" joked Walsh.
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"That is an attrition rate rivaling that of Grey's Anatomy," Oliver joked.
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Matt joked that it's probably better than having the party in Vegas.
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When Rubio joked about his fondness for electronic dance music, he got laughs.
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"And remember, if you win, we're all out of work soon," she joked.
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My roommates joked that I had a productive form of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
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" He joked, "Did Trump think there was a swimsuit component to the debates?
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"I think I'll be part bridezilla, I'm not going to lie," she joked.
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"Listen, at some point, I'm going to age," Lopez joked to emmy magazine.
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"He got sexier," Stefani, 48, joked about Shelton's reign as Sexiest Man Alive.
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"WELL NOW I AM IN 'SHOCK,' " Tyler joked on Facebook following the change.
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" He then joked around, and spoke directly to his followers, dubbed "the Logang.
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"I say I basically live in an animal shelter," Welliver joked to PEOPLE.
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"You know, when they cast this show, they cast four humpers," joked Mullally.
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"Westeros was the first place to actually — you know— have Starbucks," Caulfield joked.
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Just recently, the pregnant star joked that all babies, even hers, are monsters.
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As he started to age, he looked "like an aging rockstar," Gosling joked.
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"I felt really good and warm and fuzzy on the inside," he joked.
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It was joked about in Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) and Jaime's good-bye conversation.
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First, Trump joked that people think higher of him because of his daughter.
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"Well he has definitely improved since being cardboard in San Francisco," Leakes joked.
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Seemingly always working, Glover joked about why he really appeared on Kimmel's show.
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"You think I'd have this ass if I'd done extensive work?" she joked.
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"He can't work out while I'm awake because I'll stop him," she joked.
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"I'll spend the next 22017 years trying to prove you wrong!" he joked.
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Trump joked to Putin about Russian election interference, its assault on American democracy.
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"But first… a little makeup," Chmerkovskiy joked of his partner's pre-baby priorities.
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While at the Sundance Film Festival, Collins joked about her arches to IMDb.
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"The biggest miracle was the six assists," joked Golden Gophers coach Richard Pitino.
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"The crown — the jewels kind of threw me a little bit," she joked.
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"I had no idea what it was when I said it," he joked.
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"Yeah, well, you're not going to be able to get in," DeGeneres joked.
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"So as of this Sunday, I feel like we're gonna elope," she joked.
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"But good luck to him — he'll be great!" the 34-year-old joked.
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Lily Aldridge ("Heheheh") and Riley Keough, who joked, "How I feel every day."
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Lewis even joked with Shannon that an unwanted guest was on her way.
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The mood was jovial, as Trump, surrounded by family, joked with congressional leaders.
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"Two weeks later I was riding around with Ben Stiller shooting," Skarsgård joked.
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"Well, I can imagine it — in a Saturday Night Live skit," Obama joked.
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He also joked about Spanish Fly in a 1991 interview with Larry King.
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"Kenya seems happier when she has some meat in her life," joked Parks.
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During the show, Haddish, 37, joked about her pre-fame struggles with poverty.
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When I was on Someone Great, I joked about having a contingency plan.
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"It's so awkward," Cavallari joked as the song put her in the spotlight.
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" In March 2017, Reynolds joked that most of Jackman's fans were actually "protestors.
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In January, the momager joked she felt like "they're never going to leave!"
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"With Coco, there's a 'Don't Google Daddy' clause," the actor joked last July.
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"We didn't hear that," Brand joked when he was told the latest scores.
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"I accept this award on behalf of psychopathic billionaires everywhere," he joked later.
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" Trump turned to May and joked: "This was your choice of a question.
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"Congratulations to our competition winner – William Bradley Pitt," they joked in their caption.
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"Stoffel's contract is so long, it's rolled up," joked McLaren head Ron Dennis.
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A commenter on the 4chan bulletin board joked Trump was winking at them.
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"Don't worry, we're also concerned by the accuracy," she joked in the caption.
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"They tell me I'm very healthy… for a person after 50," Williams joked.
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"Don't worry, we'll bring you a flak jacket," one of the gentlemen joked.
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"You know you are supposed to clean this after every use," Hanks joked.
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"I don't expect you to wear it," Trudeau joked about the Raptors apparel.
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"You can give him a call, he'll probably tell you everything," she joked.
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"I guess I won't be in the Guinness Book for that," he joked.
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" Williams joked that while the trip was fun, she'll "never do it again.
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"The streets of Atlanta are safe 🦇 🎃," Smith joked in the caption.
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"Fellas all across the world in their mothers' basements rose up!" joked McCarthy.
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"The Easter Bunny is looking pretty good right about now," one woman joked.
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"They all said they thought I was crazy," she joked of her friends.
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When it comes to her big day, Michele joked that Criss "better" perform.
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"It's better late than never," Garcia joked in an interview with Radio Marca.
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She joked her way out of the conversation and wrapped up the meeting.
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" Edlund joked she "also had the side scene bangs that covered one eye.
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"omg they're spice girls lyrics not A4 tea am i old," joked Grande.
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"My pee bag is kind of full," she joked of the elaborate costume.
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But the bottom line is, Pope Francis joked about Trump's weight. Mortifying. pic.twitter.
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After the show, Bekah Martinez joked that she "dodged a bullet" with Luyendyk.
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"For Stormy, that was the easiest thing she did all week," he joked.
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"Can I buy additional app usage time with in-app purchase?" another joked.
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Merv Griffin joked at one member's expense over the language barrier between them.
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"When James Corden calls you, you initially ignore the call," joked Styles, 25.
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"For once, he's not the one being arrested," she joked, the AP reported.
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"I didn't know that was a thing a person could do," he joked.
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"Our friends [know the name] and you know what that caused?" she joked.
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"I might never find out," joked the Get Him to the Greek star.
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"Marissa is not working for Tim at a phone company," the source joked.
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The couple joked around on their Instagram Stories while filming together in November.
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"For firefighters, they really know how to give a sick burn," Colbert joked.
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" Lyonne joked, "I think it was money, just for the sake of honesty.
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"That is a woman who does not accept failure," a stunned Reynolds joked.
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"I'm surprised that Disney hasn't done Honey, I Shrunk the Grandkids," he joked.
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"Now I am very tired because it's very, very warm here," he joked.
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"I've gotten a little bit pompous," he joked about his new Hollywood style.
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"If I say 'Good morning' to my wife, she gets pregnant," Alec joked.
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Morgan was unharmed in the accident, and joked about it on Twitter afterwards.
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"This is true love after 6 years of marriage," joked Nick on Instagram.
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"Siri, show me heterosexuality," the writer joked above a screenshot of the headline.
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"I think it would be one of the lowest-rated shows," he joked.
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A Hatchimal, which Teigen joked they were "all pretending this is for Luna."
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"I looked like I had electroshock therapy." she joked of the premiere photos.
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"We thought of names but we're both in denial," Upton joked to Extra.
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"She jumped in my pocket," Warren joked of the U.S. Supreme Court judge.
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"Being British, we obviously go three episodes and then we're exhausted!" he joked.
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"I got this True," Kardashian West, 37, joked of her daughter's internal monologue.
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He also joked about Bernie Sanders, who suffered a heart attack last week.
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"We're like we're in a musical constantly and we just sing," Stefani joked.
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"There's no winning that because if he beats me, it's over!" she joked.
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"Job security for oncologists," joked the Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff author.
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"Hair salon or Comme des Garçons???" she joked in her hair salon selfie.
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"Let's just be honest, I'm not smarter than a 5th grader!" he joked.
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"I can assure you Catherine 4th time is not a charm," he joked.
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"Eighth time is the charm," Frohnmayer joked as he pointed out its features.
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"This is probably one of the weirdest interviews I've ever done," she joked.
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"That was a mistake, you shouldn't have done that," Kimmel joked in response.
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Musk outlines some potential sources, including, he joked (or was it serious?) Kickstarter.
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"Well, first, I only invite people I love," joked Garten, before playing along.
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"I have four boys now, a fifth is a basketball team," he joked.
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In it, he joked about gender identity and victims of the Parkland massacre.
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"There were no tigers introduced to stop the stoats, thank goodness," he joked.
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"Walked out the ESPYs to a terrifying sight," she joked in the caption.
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Ryan Reynolds joked about rumors his marriage to Blake Lively is falling apart.
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Others joked that Trump was blowing off some steam with a club night.
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