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"drunk" Definitions
  1. [not usually before noun] having drunk so much alcohol that it is impossible to think or speak clearly
  2. drunk with something (formal) very excited, tired, etc. because of a particular emotion or situation
"drunk" Synonyms
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959 Sentences With "drunk"

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A dry drunk can be a darker and more dangerous person than a drunk drunk.
I think ... I wasn't drunk, but I acted drunk.
Question: How drunk is too drunk at a hockey game?
In other words, they prefer fun drunk to angry drunk.
I was very drunk my first time, very, very drunk.
White Sox fans are drunk trash; Cubs fans are drunk preppies.
Admittedly I was drunk, but I'm often drunk and high functioning.
I felt drunk without being drunk, dizzy but not exactly dizzy.
I am DRUNK, but definitely the fun kind of drunk today.
She was drunk ("not tipsy, drunk") at the time of the kiss.
It's like hanging out with a drunk person when you're not drunk.
We're told both were drunk ... the central issue becomes, just how drunk?
It's a fact she was drunk, we all know she was drunk.
He wasn't even drunk (though if he was, drunk words are sober thoughts).
You see people who are more 'sleepy' drunk rather than passed-out drunk.
I won't ever get drunk in front of my kids, with studies showing that children who see their parents drunk are more likely to get drunk themselves.
Read: I Realized I Was a Cliché: A Drunk Writer Who Couldn't Write Drunk
Drunk ModeIf you're having a rager of a night, Drunk Mode is a must.
But there are no good memoirs about being a drunk and staying a drunk.
If you are drunk, you do not need to tell us you are drunk.
I'm still not drunk and at the same time afraid of getting too drunk.
We lash out when we're drunk, and drunk people lash out at us in return.
"If you're a happy drunk, then CBD could make you a happier drunk," Giordano says.
Drunk me filled my water bottle and left it on my nightstand (go drunk me).
"I'd rather drive 4 drunk college kids than 1 drunk middle-aged man any day."
Drunk text (noun): A text message sent while drunk, typically one that is embarrassing or foolish.
People who are ticketed for drunk driving are actually 'illegally drunk,' and we should say so.
"The herb is actually called 'drunk guy's herb,' 'drunk person herb,'" says Oaxaca native Nubia Cervantez.
"I wasn&apost that drunk, but enough drunk for me not to drink anymore," she said.
I hooked up with a friend who was very drunk, and I was not very drunk.
In the real world, the problem of drunk driving is indifferent to drunk drivers' legal status.
Cell phones are everywhere, and drunk-calling an ex (though, curiously, not drunk-texting) is habitual.
Drunk BlockerIf you tend to shop when drunk, then this bank-account-saving app is for you.
He looks for a bar that isn't too crowded, planning to get drunk, but not too drunk.
You can't get drunk with Hopper, but you can get drunk with the help of Hopper's hops.
Came back, was arrested for drunk driving, received probation, was arrested again while on probation with drunk driving.
It is fun to watch while drunk, and it is most fun to watch while drunk in October.
I was too drunk to speak English, too drunk to consent way before I was on the ground.
So fewer people would be getting drunk and doing the kinds of dumb things people do while drunk.
Oktoberfest kicked off this past weekend, but the famously drunk festival was only half as drunk as usual.
The rapist and the rapist's girlfriend are drunk on their happiness, and the woman is drunk on vodka.
I have drunk more in my life than this before, and I have drunk for longer, seldom at lunch.
"When your uncle who gets drunk all the time gets drunk again, it's no news at all," he said.
By the time we started, I was totally drunk and didn't notice that the artist was also quite drunk.
I was drunk, I was not tipsy, I was drunk, but I was not beyond the point of recollection.
Consider how the law treats drunk drivers: We ban drunk drivers because they cannot meet the "reasonable driver" standard.
Beall, then 23, allegedly Periscoped herself drunk-driving, making sure to inform the world how (allegedly) drunk she was.
The more determined they are not to seem drunk, Mr. Roxburgh said, the more clearly drunk they will seem.
Madonna denied she was drunk and wrote on Instagram that she "could never" do any shows "high or drunk".
Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) supports self-driving vehicles because of their potential to eliminate drunk and drugged driving.
Everybody knows this, but sometimes a drunk, broken heart overcomes a drunk mind, and such phone calls are placed.
One Fourth of July I was so drunk that I let my drunk friend convince me that he could drive.
You look around, and you've got drunk Elsas (from Frozen), drunk snowmen, everyone in Santa gear—but they're all disheveled.
His mother was no different from how she had been for years, drunk—quietly drunk sometimes, alarmingly erratic at others.
Nobody wants to hear that you got drunk, nursed a hangover, got drunk again, then nursed an even worse hangover.
" Ludington clarified he never saw Kavanaugh passed out, but said "I saw him quite drunk, he saw me quite drunk.
It partnered with Mothers Against Drunk Driving to study how these apps can counter drunk driving; one study found that Uber rides peaked in Miami at the exact time that historically had the most drunk driving accidents.
Reality: Let's make something clear: St. Patrick's Day drunk is veryyyy different from, say, a New Year's Eve kind of drunk.
"Whether you were drunk when you boarded the plane or you became drunk doesn't matter," the judge said, according to the newspaper.
Survivor of drunk driving accident brings hope to other amputees At 17, Mona Patel was hit multiple times by a drunk driver.
Kavanaugh said Thursday that he had at times drunk to excess in high school and college, but had never been blackout drunk.
"Get off the field, you're drunk!" yelled a woman behind us who sported red-and-yellow face paint and seemed drunk herself.
They found that the adolescents reported being drunk more frequently when their friends, and their romantic partners' friends, were drunk more frequently.
Officials also took on drunk driving by passing laws that raised the drinking age, and prioritizing police resources to catch drunk drivers.
Professional tattoo parlors often warn customers: If I can't be drunk while I give you this tattoo, you can't be drunk, either.
Do cops have to prove that you are drunk, or can they charge you for just "appearing" to be drunk or high?
What was once Drunk TED Talks (until TED sent a cease-and-desist letter) is now Drunk Education, but the premise remains the same: Writers, comics and artists make slide shows about whatever they're interested in, get drunk and deliver them.
Implying that a drunk woman has no control of her actions, but that a drunk man does strips women of all moral responsibility.
Young crayfish can get drunk — and they get drunk a lot faster when they've been hanging out with their friends, new research says.
"I thought I was drunk, and I walked out thinking I was drunk, but then everyone was rushing out," she told BuzzFeed News.
Although there wasn't much on the carbon cycle, there were apparently plenty of questions about drunk rats, drunk teenagers, mosquitos and "independent business".
"These women are trying to get me drunk, and they know that when they get me drunk that I will snap," Dodd explained.
In 2017, Miranda got drunk and talked about Alexander Hamilton for so long that Comedy Central's "Drunk History" had to extend his episode.
He was very drunk when he walked up to me and Gen accompanied by Ian Hinchcliffe, who was also drunk as a skunk.
He maintains that he couldn't have assaulted Ford when he was too drunk to remember it afterward, because he's never been "blackout" drunk.
Left the party, obviously drunk with our girlfriends at the time, and a car drove by us, also drunk, and almost hit me.
And the pulse in this book emanates not only from its sun-drunk, word-drunk wit, but from what it knows about life.
During a fraternity party at a West Coast college in 2016, a drunk boy and an equally drunk girl went into a bedroom.
Parnas called Hyde "a weird individual" who hung out at the Trump hotel and was always drunk ("I've never seen him not drunk").
"The participants experienced internal changes that were real to them but imperceptible to observers," Winograd says, explaining why while you might perceive yourself to be a particularly happy drunk or sad drunk or angry drunk, that personality might be more internalized than externalized.
"It was my last shift working in my cocktail bar, so when I say I was drunk, I mean, blindingly drunk," he told Newsbeat.
Since 2014, Uber has partnered with Mothers Against Drunk Drivers to help reduce drunk driving and get people home safely, especially around the holidays.
They started off with the gusto of two young, drunk cheetahs, and burned out just as quickly as two young, drunk cheetahs on fire.
They also accuse him of seeming drunk while on duty, wrecking a government vehicle while drunk and exhibiting an "explosive" temper in the workplace.
Like, it's really hard to play a concert drunk and high, but I could be really drunk and not make too many mistakes DJing.
Waters' show, Drunk History, in which he literally gets people drunk and has them narrate a historical anecdote, has been going strong for four seasons.
One in ten had spent the night in the drunk tank, and an additional 120 respondents said they set a fire while they were drunk.
I don&apost want to be around a bunch of drunk strangers, I want to be around a bunch of drunk people who I love.
" She continued, "I saw that you were, quote, 'drunk as a skunk' when taking that photo, and I would like to see your drunk face.
" The teenagers began a rapid-fire text exchange; Jack said he was "a little drunk still," and Clara responded that she was "still drunk too.
It was strange spending all day drinking stuff that made my brain sizzle with the promise of getting drunk, but didn't actually get me drunk.
" Regarding sexual assault on college campuses during recruitment parties for sororities and fraternities, she has said "alcohol doesn't get you drunk, you get yourself drunk.
He has the giggles and cannot stop laughing like a crazy little drunk person, then starts crying, also like a crazy little drunk person. 8.
Her My Drunk Kitchen YouTube series (which, as the title suggests, features her getting drunk and cooking), has over five years amassed 2.5 million followers.
Honorable mentions: Slightly-less-drunk Alexander Ovechkin, Drunk Alexander Ovechkin's dog, very-far-away Alexander Ovechkin, T.J. Oshie's shirt-trading, and Jakub Vrana's tattoo experience.
"Implying that a drunk woman has no control of her actions, but that a drunk man does strips women of all moral responsibility," Rao wrote.
I follow that with the Drunk Elephant raspberry serum (I refuse to double-check the ridiculous name of this product) and Drunk Elephant marula oil.
We leave so full that I worry I won't be able to get drunk (spoiler: we still get drunk and then head to the show).
We have even experienced drunk drivers coming to pick up arrested drunk drivers as their "sober responsible party," Merrill Police said on Facebook on Thursday.
It's a lot of having people do leg presses and then get very drunk, or having them get very drunk and then do leg presses.
Maybe Cynthia's presence brought out the garrulous Midwesterner in Tira, or Tira was drunk—well, she was—or drunk on the conviviality with a woman.
That's not exactly what happened — April was drunk, and she and Tom had a one-night stand, but she wasn't so drunk that it wasn't consensual.
I once got so drunk I vomited in a sink, and one of my friends had to clear it up because I was too drunk to!
"I saw that you were, quote, 'drunk as a skunk' when taking that photo, and I would like to see your drunk face," the actress added.
But somehow the restaurant is constantly packed with slightly drunk customers (progressively more drunk the closer you get to 2 AM when the place closes, naturally).
We don't compare them to a "reasonable drunk driver" because the law assumes a "reasonable driver" who is drunk would not drive in the first place.
If imposed, the NTSB's guidelines would criminalize this perfectly responsible behavior without targeting the hardcore drunk drivers who cause the vast majority of drunk driving accidents.
It had been a couple of months without alcohol, and I was mortified thinking about how I might be perceived: weak, a drunk, a weak drunk.
My wife sometimes says: "I can see that you have drunk too much, but you're not drunk." he did the same with a lot of bars.
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Political movements against drinking (Prohibition) and drunk driving (Mothers Against Drunk Driving) were successful because they tapped into deeper concerns about public morality and public safety.
I am slightly drunk but nervous about going to this party alone as I've only met G.'s friends once while I was already very drunk.
"I got drunk on Christmas Eve, and I told someone at Christmas Eve, and I don't remember who I told because I was drunk," she said.
Whether Kavanaugh ever got that drunk at Georgetown Prep is a key question in judging Ford's allegations — it raises the possibility that Kavanaugh, whom Ford described as "stumbling drunk" during the alleged incident, might have committed the assault but been too drunk to remember it after.
The morning after you've been "blackout" drunk, you might have no recollection of what happened — despite having posted Instagram Stories and sent drunk text messages that evening.
Those from English-speaking countries got drunk most often, according to the report, while participants from South American countries got drunk on the lowest number of occasions.
When the drinking age went up to 21 in an effort to prevent drunk driving, the rate of people dying from drunk drivers really did decrease dramatically.
"The collective we are dumbfounded that people still drive drunk," Mirren, 70, says, before launching into a devastating and thoroughly British series of phrases describing drunk drivers.
Drunk History's transition from web to television, however, wasn't without its difficulties: "There were times when they didn't want the name to be Drunk History ," Waters said.
Drunk Education shows are about smart, funny people who may or may not actually be drunk giving funny, pointed, powerpoint presentations, and this one was particularly amazing.
She gets drunk for the first time, and nothing good happens when you get drunk, have a lot on your mind, and decide to call your boyfriend.
It reminds me of every time I got too drunk and barely made it home, or every time I skated idiotically into those DMs (also while drunk).
Rhode Island's Statehouse is full of drunk legislators doing shots says a newly elected lawmaker Rhode Island's Statehouse is full of drunk legislators doing shots says a newly elected lawmaker The Rhode Island Statehouse is full of drunk legislators doing shots inside the capitol, newly elected Providence Democratic Rep.
I once had to help another drunk friend piss, but I was so drunk I dropped him, clonking him head first and covered in piss into a urinal!
The Drunk History segment: One great thing about working with roughly seven minutes means that no segment of Drunk History gets a chance to wear out its welcome.
As we reported ... Miles was arrested in June when cops said he was falling down drunk and refused to cooperate when they placed him in the drunk tank.
Making characters who are drunk or high funny in a way that's not just funny to them in the moment while they're drunk or high is deceptively hard.
Overall, the agency says Halloween drunk-driving fatalities are on the rise, with 13% of all people killed in car crashes on Halloween night involving a drunk driver.
Let's say you commit another crime while you are drunk in public—vandalism, assault, theft—could you face a lesser charge because you were drunk at the time?
Russia&aposs Interfax news agency cited a source claiming that the driver was drunk at the time of the incident though a witness said he didn&apost appear drunk.
"I have kids who are teenagers, both in college now, and I was a little worried about them seeing me on TV really drunk— like — vomiting drunk," Odenkirk said.
After her teenage family member Trevor Canaday died earlier this month in an alleged drunk driving accident, Hyland, 28, gave a sizable donation to Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD).
"It's a very specific drunk, it's not just every time I'm drunk I turn into this… I think she's some sort of tortoise gambler," she says on Friday's episode.
What many of us tend to forget when we're out getting drunk is that the rate at which you drink affects how drunk and hungover you get, she says.
" The third accuser, Swetnick, told NBC News in an interview aired Monday that Kavanaugh, at parties in the early 1980s, "was very aggressive — very sloppy drunk, very mean drunk.
The Drunk History segment: Once again, Drunk History deigns to give proper credit for historical actions to the people who carried them out, rather than bland fictional stand-ins.
"I wasn&apost that drunk, but enough drunk for me not to drink anymore," Bonham Carter said during an appearance on Bravo&aposs "Watch What Happens Live" on Tuesday.
Carey Mulligan stars as a woman who seeks revenge on predatory men who take advantage of drunk women at bars by...pretending to be a drunk woman at bars.
The drunken poet, according to this view, isn't merely drunk in the way a lawyer might be drunk, or an orthopedic surgeon, or even just a sad, anxious person.
Although authorities were told Brad was drunk when the incident went down, we're told Angelina says he was sober at the time but got drunk later in the flight.
In the 1980s and 1990s, the alcohol industry faced backlash due to increased awareness of drunk driving and the rise of groups like Mothers Against Drunk Driving, Babor says.
" - Katie, 25 "Outside her house drunk and crying.
" - Keisha, 29 "Got drunk, peed on cop car.
" - Brianna, 28 "Ex got drunk, kissed my sister.
" - Elizabeth, 323 "Drunk Donkey Kong; keg on stairs.
" - Melanie, 46 "He drunk dialed while it happened.
" - Monika, 35 "He confessed to me while drunk.
" - Oliver, 25 "Drunk guy barfing Jagerbombs and burrito.
" - Lauren, 32 "Friend cut my hair off drunk.
Chris Janson delivered a piano-ballad rendition of "Take a Drunk Girl Home" that, when sung to a crowd full of thousands of drunk girls, felt more patronizing than empowering.
Absolutely. Throughout history, people have used the words "hung over" and "drunk" interchangeably, like in sea shanties where they sing about a drunk sailor and it's obviously he's hung over.
So when you're drunk and on the ascending limb [crudely: getting drunk but not too wasted] your myopia focuses more on the stuff you already liked before you started drinking.
But, as a rule of thumb, if you have to ask an empty bag of tortilla chips if you're too drunk to drive, then you're definitely too drunk to drive.
" But when all my stories are like, "I got drunk and did this," then their stories are, "I got too drunk at the Kyle Kinane show and fucked it up.
So she gets drunk on a bottle of red wine, takes the subway downtown in the rain, and hops on stage, wet and drunk, at a Greenwich Village comedy club.
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It's just cool to try something new because if your mode of life is getting drunk all the time I feel like getting sober then is the equivalent of getting drunk.
It's not just that a hangover cure could cause society to falls to ruins because we'd all be drunk, but that the only people who wouldn't be drunk would be psychopaths.
Here's O'Rourke again, when asked about his arrest when driving drunk: Though, driving drunk, which I did, is a terrible mistake for which there is no excuse or justification or defense.
"Alright, I will say this: I was a little drunk … and I was with Orlando Bloom, who I think was equally, if not slightly less drunk than I was," Corden said.
I have gotten drunk on many an agave spirit, and while it makes me the greatest type of drunk I can imagine, it does not and will not make you hallucinate.
If you take "has drunk" versus "has drank," I call that Stage 2 — "has drank" is Stage 2 — and the ratio of "has drunk" to "has drank" is 12-to-1.
By this point, I was — somewhat unintentionally — quite drunk.
" Everyone: No. "If somebody's drunk, can they give consent?
Parry was located on the sidewalk ... and appeared drunk.
" He continued, "I was drunk on set I think.
" - Jo Anna, 33 "Bruised shoulder drunk-vaulting parking meters.
"), and alternatives to drunk driving ("Sleep on the ground!
" - Mandy, 35 "Her drunk friend used the N-word.
" He added, "They don't let you on drunk, anyway.
Floyd wasn't just a little drunk ... his BAC was .
We take for granted that not being able to walk a straight line or stand on one leg means that you're drunk, and that being drunk means it's unacceptably dangerous to drive.
Threatening drunk drivers with the band's 2001 album Silver Side Up was a very funny way of underlining the seriousness of drunk driving, which is an extremely fucking stupid crime to commit.
And when Drunk History and a film both tackle the same historical event, the advantages of Drunk History's irreverent approach to material that's so often treated with extreme reverence become very apparent.
Ahead of July 4th weekend, a big holiday for drunk driving, the company has also released some information about how Uber has decreased drunk driving violations and accidents through its ride-sharing service.
They might be big or small: two guys getting in a fight at a bar; someone's drunk and doesn't want to pay their bill; an employee showed up drunk; something's over- or undercooked.
"I got drunk at our Christmas Eve party and I told some people and I can't remember who I told because I never get drunk..." she said, trailing off with a slight shrug.
In August 2017, he went out and got drunk, then planned to return to a hotel room to kill himself—but, on the way, drove drunk, crashed, and woke up in a cell.
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It's 1 AM and I'm both drunk and exceptionally horny?
I was probably drunk while we were filming season 9.
"Drunk people are always asking me for food," he said.
Jack probably died going to get Kate while drunk driving.
And in this country we had bands like Gallon Drunk.
His adopted father turned out to be an abusive drunk.
Mothers Against Drunk Driving also launched a campaign against him.
A steaming drunk guest from another table crashes our party.
When we would cue it up: When drunk, sad, etc.
By this point I am Bobby Brown wet lips drunk.
I can't turn my head right without feeling college drunk.
Especially if you're doing karaoke drunk, then it's like, woo!
I used to get drunk regularly with Harrison during filming.
I was drunk and high and so was everyone else.
Small town problems include drunk birds, and now, zombie raccoons.
I was just drunk and on drugs all the time.
Yeah, yeah, we love watching the stars get drunk, too.
They're not drunk, that's not what's caused the violence here.
A dam to urinate off of when we're really drunk.
"I wrote that when I was drunk," the man said.
She calls him a sad drunk, and she's not wrong.
I walked but I'd drunk too much … I got lost.
""What did he take to get so drunk so fast?
Who do you hate more: spoiled kids or drunk adults?
My dad look like a drunk [Cuban] with no rhythm.
Drunk Jelly, which was brought to our attention by Cosmopolitan.
Schnitzel is the drunk food you never knew you needed.
Deaths related to drunk driving, speeding, and motorcycling all fell.
I Facetimed Shayne while drunk and naked from my Airbnb.
"He's any party's resident drunk uncle," his owner, Anj, said.
My mother died, my father was a drunk abusive idiot.
It was a warm summer evening and I was drunk.
I was really drunk, really hungry, and apparently really horny.
Drunk me doesn't always make the most money savvy decisions.
But on The Bachelorette, I was pretty drunk — a lot.
But somehow, they get back on track, and champagne drunk.
Fluids and rest: The universal cure for being too drunk.
He was drunk when he played chicken with a car.
So the truth is -- HANNITY: The guy that got drunk?
I got drunk one night, and my boss kissed me.
Drunk girls in line for the bathroom called me inspiring.
" — Kourtney "Being drunk adds value to everything else in life.
Abby Wambach pled not guilty to her drunk driving charges.
It's also really easy to dance to when you're drunk.
It doesn't get more simple than the Drunk Dial NO!
How about a drunk man near a very small piano?
She was calling my drunk father home from the pub!
" "The DJ got so drunk that she couldn't even stand.
It's late; both he and Rick are high and drunk.
I remember the first time I ever got really drunk.
VICE: Are you doing this because drunk people are funny?
They're drunk and angry and victimized (and rich and white).
Right, like George Jones was a notorious drunk and addict.
Presumably, also, to get a little drunk in the process.
Anyone who shows up for work drunk is sent home.
Comedians and actors get drunk and retell a historical event.
Late one night, drunk, I kissed a girl I knew.
In those moments, a drunk driver plowed into the car.
After the club, drunk me and Kyle decide to talk.
Right on cue, a drunk man rushed onto the stage.
Drunk shoppers beware: Impulse buying online just got even easier.
And so, you feel just drunk and full of food.
I drink every day, and I'm pretty much always drunk.
He even goes so far to drunk dial his dad.
That's how I ended up drunk among nurses at Wembley.
Both students were drunk, but only the man was punished.
So, friendly reminder, please never leave a drunk friend alone.
"She was drunk but not blacked out," the source said.
The judge said Broner appeared to be drunk or hungover.
She looked like she had been a drunk for years.
He denied being drunk and insisted he never threatened anyone.
But getting raped is not a consequence of being drunk.
He gets drunk and belligerent, Bryan wants to pull him.
Full picture here ... Daniel admits he's drunk during the video.
Now everyone is going to get drunk and get warm.
Like being drunk or showing off your money, for example.
"If it's like being drunk, sign me up," he said.
Some nights, he would come home drunk and beat Geeta.
Most of it was probably written while she was drunk.
How did you start making the My Drunk Kitchen videos?
If you started My Drunk Kitchen today, what would happen?
I think he may have been a little drunk already.
Mr Macron's critics scoff that he is "drunk on power".
Now that his nausea had subsided, he was just drunk.
" Thexon continued, "It sounds to me like everybody was drunk.
I kept coming home drunk, fuck it — gay porn time.
"I more or less drunk myself to death," Shogun says.
She's either drunk or serious, and Ben unconditionally loves it.
"It didn't feel right praying high or drunk," Holly said.
When he stood up, he realized that he was drunk.
When drunk, he is out of control, capable of violence.
"Every time I've seen him, he's been drunk," another says.
Just think of all the wine she must have drunk.
The six must have brewed the coffee and drunk it.
First, Uber for drunk people who need to get home.
Turns out J. is out and is VERY drunk — great.
That when you're drunk, Iron Maiden sounds so much better.
She finally got me drunk and took advantage of me.
The SoftBank effect (drunk capital) likely means they have overpaid.
If you're not drunk, they also don't want to know.
As though I am a little drunk in the bones.
We are a nation drunk on its own "tacticool" culture.
Compare gun policy proposals to policies to prevent drunk driving.
A man who was quite drunk and with impaired judgment.
"People are already drunk, happy and handsy," Mr. Smoletsky said.
He cheats, he lies, he starts fights, he drives drunk.
It's not like I'm too drunk to take a picture.
Is there any secret to playing drunk or doped up?
We don't use the word 'drunk' [or] show wasted people.
One of the jurors, Louis S. Sisson, was drunk throughout.
"She was drunk but not blacked out," the source says.
He admitted to having drunk alcohol earlier in the day.
On one side is printed 'I'm drunk, what's your excuse?
Hours later, Dill turns up at Elijah's apartment, clearly drunk.
Beer, drunk in this state, tastes like the sweetest nectar.
I should have been way more drunk than I was.
Last week, I got drunk and bought a leather jacket.
We were at a concert, and we were both drunk.
Drunk night, on the other hand, was an emotional rollercoaster.
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Men would celebrate, too, mostly by roaming the streets drunk.
With slumped posture and slow movements, he seems very drunk.
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Pretty much every party I was drunk at, ended badly.
Leave it to drunk people to say whatever they think.
They've asked if I've ever been drunk or hung over.
But I've only met him once and not left drunk.
Robert Rauschenberg walked down the runway in 1993 completely drunk.
Being drunk was like having a candle lit inside you.
But when he got off, he was drunk and wobbling.
In a few years it became unacceptable to drive drunk.
"Max sounded distressed, but not hysterical or drunk," Bashkov wrote.
Everyone knew who the drunk was, the adulterer, the cheat.
"Something about a drunk, suicidal female cop," Ms. Stiehm said.
The next is how do we deal with drunk riding?
I got stuck behind these two boys who were drunk.
The drunk man in front of me tries to twerk.
Drunk Americans getting mugged isn't too odd of a story.
Use our Google Map to get directions to Drunk Shakespeare.
" Swetnick, the latest accuser, described Kavanaugh as a "mean drunk.
At trial, The Times tried to prove he was drunk.
The fans were drunk — on their way to the game!
When they are drunk, they do these kinds of things.
"Are you drunk?" a man yelled out from the crowd.
Drunk me was rarely happy with the things she had.
Michael Buckley wasn't drunk when he started his YouTube channel.
In other words, officials do NOT believe he was drunk.
CHRISTIAN ANGERMAYER has never drunk alcohol nor smoked a cigarette.
" Mr. Worrall responded: "You're like a drunk whore to me.
He was convicted of drunk and disorderly conduct and fined.
He was a drunk, a manipulator and a serial seducer.
Drunk Uncle is pretty much just me, minus the racism.
Toxicology reports showed Mr. Hill was drunk at the time.
Every Thursday, when he got paid, he came home drunk.
A local drunk man urinates forcefully in front of them.
"No, I didn't say I was drunk drinking," Smith replied.
Their obligation -- driving drunk is different than having an accident.
His father was a drunk as well, and mostly absent.
So, we're going to come in as dervishes, completely drunk.
So what if I'd been drunk a hundred times before?
His moonfaced son, drunk and sweaty, smelling like grass. Benji.
And then I got drunk and told them about it.
Later that night, two drunk soldiers walked into the ward.
Usually it's a drunk person or someone lonely and old.
"Clearly, a drunk can consent," Judge Gregory Lenehan had ruled.
In short, nobody, it seemed, wanted to get drunk anymore.
The actors shared some mixology tips and hilarious drunk stories.
You'll get drunk and regret it with a belligerent pride.
Cops arrested Green -- and say he was drunk ... with a .
He was constantly drunk, constantly stoned, constantly high, and violent.
"They get tipsy, come home a little drunk," he said.
She was also, by her own admission, a blackout drunk.
Most of the time, weird stories start when someone's drunk.
Shane Smith would show up drunk at an advertiser's conference.
Not just tipsy, like on the ground rolling around drunk.
Sometimes, though, we drink because we want to get drunk.
She essentially says she was too drunk to give consent.
"[Rawls] advised that, at the time, he paid no attention to the man because he thought 'it was just drunk talk and a drunk will bet on anything,' " the agent recalled in the memo.
I was drunk off my ass—but a happy drunk, just enjoying myself—and I don't think that fried chicken has ever tasted so good, because that fucking natural wine acts like a fluffer.
So in other words, when you are drunk you do stupid things and when you are drunk and also hyped up on energy drinks you still do stupid things, you just do them more quickly.
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Having worked in the ER for years, I've seen the aftermath of drunk driving often enough before, but that was the first time I had seen an accident caused by a drunk driver up close.
It might seem as if "Drunk Shakespeare" were inspired by "Drunk History" — a 210 web series turned Comedy Central mainstay that features a tipsy narrator retelling a historical event as actors lip sync his tale.
In book 3 of Nicomachean Ethics, Aristotle argued that a man may be responsible for committing an unjust act while drunk—if the man was capable of foreseeing that he would act badly while drunk.
And, as we know, college students are almost always drunk people.
"I went into blackout drunk every night after work," John says.
"It was a drunk and dramatic misunderstanding," Evans, 26, told E!
No word as to whether you can get drunk off these.
There's still 10,000 people a year dying because of drunk driving.
This is not the first drunk-driving arrest for Williams, 25.
We got drunk together and decided to start a punk band.
But last August, police stopped and arrested him for drunk driving.
If we did a good job everyone is drunk, including us.
After completion, the drunk driving charge against Wilkos would be dismissed.
He used to turn up drunk on my doorstep a lot.
Are there any cities you've played where you haven't gotten drunk?
Or most importantly, get drunk via a fun, extremely slow burn.
Perpetually drunk, crime-fighting Jessica wouldn't waste mental energy getting dressed.
M. is pretty drunk and refuses to move from the couch.
Computers don't fall asleep, get drunk, or glance at that tweet.
When should you call 911 for a passed out drunk person?
He was the drunk partygoer knocking over salsas in the deli.
I decide to drunk text a guy I met on Hinge.
It was late, and I was tired and totally not drunk.
You showed blatant disregard for a very drunk and injured woman.
Instead, she left her big gig to drive drunk Jack home.
And also when Diana and Anne get drunk on raspberry cordial.
Getting drunk and eating candy are both two joys in life.
The time you got drunk at your parent's big wedding anniversary.
They went to Ocean City, and got drunk at Club Secrets.
Drivers who are potentially distracted, potentially sleepy, potentially ragey, potentially drunk.
She died in 1949, after getting struck by a drunk driver.
It just looks a little different when a crayfish gets drunk.
The increasingly drunk aunt who keeps requesting "Uptown Funk" Remember 2014?
Your drunk mom You've never seen her act like this before.
We were drunk, we were full, and, again, we were happy.
From a bouncer's perspective, drunk women are often harder to handle.
This isn't Kirby, but it might be his (her?) drunk uncle?
To deal with that, I got drunk and banged a stripper.
We're joined by two drunk girls and a couple from Chicago.
"I was drunk, because I wasn't used to alcohol," Pace says.
Chazz is a macho drunk, and Jimmy a spoiled rich kid.
A second single, "Day Drunk," is now steadily gaining radio adds.
How do people get away with driving drunk and driving high?
Maybe you're drunk, or maybe you're just relaxed and at ease.
The food is divine, and I end up a little drunk.
He liked to swear, smoke, and get drunk with other men.
I want to walk safely and be drunk as I want.
And I never even got fully drunk, I just got tipsy.
What was your worst drunk moment from back in those days?
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He was arrested when the officers determined that he was drunk.
Tears were shed, fire breathed, and wine drunk (mostly by us).
They fight, cook food over open fires, and get very drunk.
"If I was drunk enough I would do that," she said.
I think Marie Colvin would've drunk Marie Curie under the table.
"You will learn the accused is drunk on power," prosecutor Capt.
It's a far cry from my usual "drunk brunch" Sunday activities!
"This is not an excuse to go get drunk," Roybal says.
He tried to fly a plane while drunk off his ass.
" A very sad, drunk Josh shoots back "I don't have you.
I suppose the lesson I learned is: Don't do it drunk.
If You Got Too Drunk... Hey, we get it: It happens!
This is me endorsing my own game, because I am drunk.
I just think more people should get drunk with good wine.
One of my college friends was killed by a drunk driver.
If people are really drunk, I can put it in perspective.
Scott was screaming on the phone and seemed a little drunk.
They're a great drunk food and make a great hangover breakfast.
Did Busy Philipps come over and drunk-dye her roots, too?
I can't remember who I told because I never get drunk.
Prosecutors said Hughes was drunk and driving on a suspended license.
We're like, Look at this little smitten, drunk kid right now.
Usually I eat these when I'm really drunk, after a show.
The drunk driver in question this morning was arrested after blowing .
A drunk driver almost took the lives of my entire family.
Is Spicer drunk, forgetful or just unimaginably shitty at his job?
Khloé's strategy is to be patient and get her competition drunk.
Together they all get drunk and high and get into trouble.
It's old squished grapes mixed with yeast that get you drunk.
I can't get drunk but I can shoot up a school.
Getting further drunk and beating a guy who doesn't deserve that.
But most of the people on your Instagram are drunk right?
Yeah, I'd say more of them are drunk than anything else.
Ahead, 20 of the most iconic drunk spots in the country.
"He only wants to take photos when he's drunk," she grumbles.
Was it an evil spirit possession or a blackout-drunk fit?
Devin Pacholik has been Drunk Man seven times in his life.
Stierwalt was a little drunk, a lot full, even more tired.
She was already drunk and not really capable of doing it.
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One friend described him as "super drunk" earlier in the morning.
That friend, while drunk, also told another person about Silk Road.
If I do, I get very drunk on half a glass.
Ginsburg later confirmed that she nodded off because she was drunk.
He lambasted me for being drunk, which I did not appreciate.
And Gina Rodriguez's drunk acting was both comedic genius and heartbreaking.
You might just as well try to accurately describe being drunk.
My slightly drunk housemate stumbles in and laps it all up.
Don't let your alien get day drunk This should seem obvious.
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These wraps are so easy, even Drunk You can make them.
I didn't know if I was drunk or just in limbo.
"The two lads who were fighting were drunk," he further claimed.
I was too drunk; I'm a whore; I let it happen.
We're told the bloke was busted for drunk and disorderly conduct.
In the video, Spears said he was drunk during the show.
You can just chill at home and get wine drunk together.
I'm laying into her like a drunk in a bar fight.
Upon returning home, Blur was broke, constantly drunk, and in disarray.
So I've just been kind of following him around getting drunk.
Those who weren't drunk all the time would rule the world.
Wilkos must also participate on a panel with drunk driving victims.
To be fair, he'd been dealing with drunk idiots all night.
Dot: I asked everybody except for Olu when they was drunk.
It's alive with the glory of youth and drunk on possibility.
The bouncers told cops Brandao was too drunk to get in.
When he'd get drunk, which was often, my stomach would lurch.
She went to 10 parties and got drunk at 10 parties.
I very rarely perform drunk anymore—I just can't do it.
Pizza is the late-night hero to drunk and starving stomachs.
It was like being at work, but while being really drunk.
It's no wonder BoJack forgets about the milk and gets drunk.
Last year, I got drunk with pretty much everyone at Gamescom.
Or you call him when you're drunk because you miss him.
I've seen people so drunk and high that they can't walk.
He is still drunk on his popularity, limited though it is.
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Once there, he dribbled the ball by himself, drunk and sweaty.
" Another user concluded the justices "must have been drunk or something.
"We don't have problems with people getting drunk," Istace told us.
I was 25 years old, drunk, and didn't understand my situation.
"We get drunk and float around the swimming pool," he shared.
In sobering news for SNL fans, Drunk Uncle is saying goodbye.
The getting drunk and insulting people part of The Bachelor franchise.
"All my friends were drunk when I bought it," he adds.
Federalists newspapers called Jackson a murderer, drunk, cockfighting, slave-trading cannibal.
Seriously, how often do you get drunk dialed by random drummers?
"At this point, I'm just trying to get drunk," he says.
At night she got drunk with Ryan Gosling at the firehouse.
Volunteering to let drunk dudes swing golf clubs at your head?
I could never do any of my shows high or drunk.
Will Debbie 'pretend' to get drunk and do a freaky dance?
Everyone drops their phone: drunk, sober, clumsy, responsible, toddler, and senior.
It's left in the open for a drunk lady to find.
The percentage of drunk passengers that tip is entirely too low.
Maybe, the thinking went, the characters would have drunk something similar.
"drunk driving illegal alien"; that his best friend's younger brother was
She also did "My Drunk Kitchen" videos in the different cities.
She said she was drunk when she visited Lauer's hotel room.
" McGlue is forever "in the mud, drunk and tired and unwatched.
Yes, one gets you drunk, and the other wakes you up.
He was the kind of drunk who had to stop completely.
A little dizzy, still drunk, but the day felt normal enough.
Coming to work drunk, I'm sorry, but that's a fireable offense.
We were drunk and high, and I was getting really dark.
"Drunk History" is that kind of show: sweet, filthy, and forgiving.
Sailors played cards, gambled, got drunk and got into knife fights.
Young men play music while getting drunk and eyeing up Gypsies.
Generally, cocktails are meant to be savored, and not drunk quickly.
Her father was a drunk, who beat her and her mother.
So I would be drunk and start hyperventilating and freak out.
"Ed was drunk, messing around, and he cut himself," Blunt said.
It's so much more than drunk asses shooting at one another.
Both women have alleged that Kavanaugh was drunk in each incident.
He was filthy-minded and rude, and he was often drunk!
Drunk History airs Tuesdays at 10:30 pm on Comedy Central.
After a while, I began to wonder if she was drunk.
We just want to head down, get drunk, and have fun.
Have you ever made an impulse purchase while you were drunk?
I've had about four hours sleep, and I'm still quite drunk.
I got very drunk, which is something very typical of calçotadas.
Carol surprises Cookie by showing up drunk to the red carpet.
But hey, we're not judging any drunk online shoppers out there.
Couch was only slapped with probation following the drunk driving incident.
And you can be drunk doing all parts of the job!
Remember when he played "Love on Top" AND "Drunk in Love"?
She said Judge and Kavanaugh were both drunk at the time.
You ever get so drunk you can't find your way home?
I got drunk and didn't go to work, which was standard.
I pass out, slightly drunk again, my belly full of clementines.
I got drunk for the first time when I was 403.
I'd always just drunk Jack Daniel's and Coke for something sweet.
Getting drunk and high for so long, you don't go anywhere.
He's cleaning up, doing something quite positive, while probably very drunk.
So it's a shame he has drunk the postmodernist Kool-Aid.
We've not seen you for how long, and you're sitting drunk?
And Season 5 of "Drunk History" ends on a spooky note.
Despair, heavy drinking alone, jobless, penniless in N.Y. ... Seduced students drunk.
People got drunk and happy, and the pig turned out wonderfully.
During our final sexual experience, he was drunk, demeaning and cruel.
I think when I get drunk, that's when I get high.
"I'm drunk," she texted, as saved screenshots of the messages show.
I once had a friend who got drunk after a breakup.
But after the parties ended, I was drunk, high, and alone.
STILES I hadn't ever really been drunk before in real life.
That was first time I ever got drunk in my life.
In a later episode, Andrew's enraged mother asks if he's drunk.
Or else this observer had not drunk enough coffee that day.
" Now, in sobriety, he said, "I want to live more drunk.
Things could get a little hairy when the boys were drunk.
"This is like all the Power Rangers are drunk," Desus said.
The second truth is our nation is drunk on gun violence.
I was drunk, but I ordered a fifth for good measure.
I generally got pretty drunk with all those beer and shots.
THRUSH: And I will be there, but I will be drunk.
Drunk me liked to rummage around the cabinets looking for more.
His stepfather was a drunk who sometimes pulled out his shotgun.
Dad was drunk much of the time, but he was kind.
The train operator was found to have been drunk and speeding.
Bong also said that the cast bonded by getting drunk together.
Ford testified that Kavanaugh was "visibly drunk" during the alleged assault.
Officers found Majors that evening, appearing drunk and urinating in public.
After he died, everyone got super drunk at his memorial service.
Life when drunk is soft at the edges, sobriety is jagged.
People thought we were drunk, but we were just sleep-deprived.
If you're drunk and say, 'Hey, you want to blow me?
And he's not a young man; he's drunk and he's drowning.
Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD) has applauded the ground breaking technology.
"Autonomous vehicles will never be drunk, distracted or drowsy," said Kaufman.
There were racist and sexist jokes, and some comics seemed drunk.
He's been on a drunk precipitated by Hughie's death, he says.
As drunk as she is, the words are hard to find.
J.T. Griffin is Chief Government Affairs Officer, Mothers Against Drunk Driving.
"Drunk driving has nothing to do with immigration status," Torres said.
"Drunk Nancy Pelosi" is one such case — and they keep coming.
In 2016 alone, drunk driving caused over 10,000 vehicle crash fatalities.
I could have died with him, drunk in his little room.
He was previously popped for drunk driving in 2007 and 2011.
He was drunk enough that he didn't remember leaving it behind.
As I said, we would have been too drunk to care.
Your young friend did that when he got drunk and cheated.
The driver later said Mr. Woodard had been drunk and unruly.
Carey, 25, had been charged with drunk driving and resisting arrest.
It showed her slurring her speech as if she were drunk.
She was violent with Treanor, kicking and punching him when drunk.
Montae was booked for assault and battery, and drunk in public.
Drunk men think they're hilarious when they make Star Wars jokes.
We were on a business trip and were a little drunk.
And if that sounds terrible complicated to you, you're probably drunk.
" His cowriter Stephen McFeely added: "He just got drunk and fat.
But sometimes drunk customers can be really annoying (and even dangerous).
They seemed to be more or less drunk all the time.
The message was not that Uber isn't helping people who get drunk, it's that it has yet to make an impact on drunk driving deaths in America -- which is important to know for public health interventions.
Not to mention the harsh reality that Uber costs money and drunk people have already spent a lot of money to get drunk, which makes paying for a ride from a stranger a lot less attractive.
" Rao's column argued that both men and women possess moral agency and that "[i]mplying that a drunk woman has no control of her actions, but that a drunk man does, strips women of all moral responsibility.
The number of teens that reported they'd "been drunk" was way down.
Only about 37 percent of high school seniors said they'd gotten drunk.
Or get drunk and run into a school bus full of nuns.
And if the white people were drunk, they would abuse him anyway.
The Coroner's Office tells TMZ ... O'Neill had fallen at home while drunk.
"When I'm really drunk, I feel like it's actually moving," he said.
My father was an abusive drunk, and I am the genetic link.
The groom and his buddies proceeded to get drunk and just bail.
But when you catch somebody drunk, that's as real as can be.
I need to be plum drunk as a skunk for that shit.
At her boyfriend's house, we do tequila shots, and I'm officially drunk.
I call an Uber and end up drunk crying in the car.
Girls were just stumbling around who were clearly underage and very drunk.
Anderson might be a drunk, they said, but he wasn't a killer.
Ellaine Durham was arrested for allegedly driving into a car while drunk.
No matter what happened, Cubs fans would have been drunk till Thanksgiving.
Drunk driving is the cause of 26% of road deaths, WHO says.
But the woman claims she was drunk and unable to give consent.
Speaking of being drunk, Nick S. and Vinny were out of control.
Why does this drunk Panic at the Disco-looking pirate keep winning?
"A man who rapes a drunk girl should be prosecuted," she writes.
""I got drunk at our Christmas Eve party and told some people.
More officers arrived and arrested the man, who was described as drunk.
But, contrary to popular belief, the festival isn't just for drunk adults.
The people come there with one thing on their mind: getting drunk.
People lose control when they get drunk and they do horrible things.
Context is important: Is the drunk person sleeping in a loud bar?
Drunk and disorderly conduct is coming from the sky in Gilbert, Minnesota.
There is also the broader implications of Uber knowing when you're drunk.
Some of us have left drunk voicemails in a quest for companionship.
Amazon is practically synonymous with shopping at this point — drunk or sober. 
In AA meetings, I'd shared how "hardcore" of a drunk I was.
He was found drunk, passed out at the wheel of the car.
But other times, it's someone coming up to say drunk, obnoxious things.
I never handle drunk men though; they're always managed by male bouncers.
The world turning to hot lava when you get drunk or high.
At the Pont Neuf, I passed French students drunk on cheap wine.
Either way toddlers are always high on life and drunk on excitement.
Roger looked rough and drunk enough that night to be a hassle.
Drunk kids would take turns kicking padded soccer balls on the street.
The people I hung out with were beautiful, fashionable, and always drunk.
It will make you feel like the decadent drunk that you are.
I've read that the producer was drunk for most of the time!
What sets "Drunk Shakespeare" apart is that alcohol isn't the main character.
"You're lucky I wasn't drunk tonight," Dam said to Frances and Boom.
" She doesn't get high anymore, but, she does still "love getting drunk.
It's easy, refreshing, and you won't be drunk after just one round.
I'm stalking people and drunk tweeting all up in your Twitter feed.
I never want to be drunk, I never want to be hungover.
Chris D'Elia has miles of material about the behavior of drunk women.
She lost Mercy after getting drunk and carried the cat over water.
A new episode of Drunk History premieres tonight at  10 pm EST.
Turns out, people like getting high, and they also like getting drunk.
Plus, I really don't need to be marg drunk on a Monday.
I wish I could've hung out and drunk a martini with her.
I get home and double-cleanse my face even though I'm drunk.
We served it at an official party and everybody got blackout drunk.
Both men and women get drunk, and it seems like anything goes.
I swear on everyone ... I'm drunk but I'm not f***ing around.
I remember one night Judy Garland was dancing, and she was drunk.
What were you doing one drunk night in the spring of 1982?
They&aposre like the drunk guy screaming at the third base coach.
For six years, Jason Isbell was drunk at every show he played.
One tweet implied O'Rourke was too drunk to debate the sitting Republican.
At 16, Couch killed four pedestrians in a 2013 drunk driving accident.
Initially, Harinder Bains thought Rahami was a "drunk guy" wandering the streets.
Ask the elderly, toddlers, or the very drunk: walking can be tough.
I also couldn't actually be drunk while filming because I was pregnant.
Never has a drunk dial been this convincing — or this powerfully moving.
During a party, Ford says that she and Kavanaugh were both drunk.
Surprisingly, his drug of choice wasn't very performance-enhancing: He was drunk.
That's right about when a drunk driver crashed onto the tracks. Jerk!
It was slow and relaxed, but I still went to bed drunk.
Moore understands that many drunk people don't immediately collapse into being slobs.
In Brooklyn, an apparently drunk raccoon staggered through a beer distributor's warehouse.
She was super drunk that she didn't know what she was doing.
Robyn was so drunk she had to be put into an Uber!
"Maybe he got drunk and out of control – let's see!" she said.
Are we still waking up drunk with that alcohol myopia in tow?
By this point, they are, by their own admission, deeply punch-drunk.
She shows up to work events drunk and high and passes out.
We are drunk and high and covered in beer, and we're satisfied.
Being blacked out drunk is one thing, but being unconscious is another.
So they grabbed dinner, gambled, and got drunk in the hotel suite.
The bride got blackout drunk and asked me to kill her husband.
Officers later found Parry on the sidewalk, apparently drunk, according to police.
If the world won't listen, this room full of drunk teenagers will.
Here is Drunk Man during a shirtless moment of glory on stage.
Carlos chased the drunk out onto the street, and they squared off.
Or maybe he was drunk texting an ex when he wrote it.
They're drinking but not drunk, in the same place but not together.
It's like asking someone very drunk to put the books back onto
A beefy guy, probably drunk, touched my arm as he passed by.
"If you're passed out drunk, you won't move your arm," Dyck says.
"It's like the alcoholic who picks up his kids drunk," he says.
"You're pretty f—ing hot," a clearly drunk Sonja says to Bethenny.
Fugitives are seized and enforcers revel in their sovereignty, drunk on power.
"I can't turn my head right without feeling college drunk," Stafford said.
Whether you are stoned, drunk, or stone-cold sober, it doesn't matter.
Shark drunk people speak incoherently, see visions, stagger, and act very crazy.
Plenty of boxing and MMA's elder statesmen suffer from punch-drunk symptoms.
Soccer superstar Wayne Rooney has apologized for driving drunk during a Sept.
Chris Christie, Food Network personality Guy Fieri and characters like Drunk Uncle.
Go to a bar, scope out the fire exits, and get drunk.
Chances are you've drunk from Robert Leo Hulseman's cup without realizing it.
Thai 7-Elevens are a culinary walking tour of exotic drunk food.
"If I wasn't drunk, I woulda been on stage longer," he said.
Briana claims Matt is frequently drunk, and threatens violence when he is.
Drunk on my success, I make plans with some friends after work.
See, Teigen was a wee bit drunk after the post-Grammys festivities.
The next book I have coming out is My Drunk Kitchen Holidays!
They don't even dance to that music—they're super-drunk underage kids.
Take the case of the bachelorette party which arrived by limo, drunk.
According to Silver, he was drunk and the Browns covered for him.
He said he opposed drunk droning but also fretted about regulatory overreach.
"Codi gets drunk and stirs up dumb s—," Kirk tells his roommates.
Kourtney called him and he was still drunk, but tried to deflect.
Drunk people have been very supportive of my career for eight years.
PT, an election-themed installment of Drunk History at 10:30 p.m.
On one business trip, he got drunk and cheated on his partner.
My mother mostly knows parties where people get drunk, annoying, and aggressive.
People get drunk all around the world in the name of Ireland.
With just one shot of vodka, this pasta won't get you drunk.
I could deal with all of that for drunk therapist Tina Fey.
Turns, there's a reason why we're prone to hiccups when we're drunk.
It's relatively easy to determine when someone is too drunk to drive.
At least one of the judges admitted to being black-out drunk.
"Is that legal?" a drunk patron queried, of the questionable fare onscreen.
I remember coming home too drunk one night and watching gay porn.
The SEALs told higher-ups that Melgar was drunk when they fought.
Little by little, Air could get you drunk and kill climate change.
It does not mean she consumed alcohol or was drunk, he said.
This may come as a shock, but the man reportedly was drunk.
Drunk Shakespeare Actor drinks five shots of whiskey then performs a play.
"We're facing the same hurdles we faced with drunk driving," he said.
"The best model might be MADD [Mothers Against Drunk Driving]," he said.
"[Trump's] drunk on power, he really is," Brennan told host Rachel Maddow.
He looks like some disheveled drunk that wandered onto the political stage.
Liz went along, but felt so shy that she got very drunk.
I wonder if Bush was drunk in the memorial service in Dallas.
" A disaffected teenager laments, "God is a drunk sleeping under a cactus.
His passenger is drunk and causes the accident, which injures a motorcyclist.
THORNTON A couple of times, I was drunk, but not every day.
"I can see that," the drunk bro said, nodding at the Ferrari.
It's not like people get drunk and all act the same way.
Police went to his home, and he admitted he was driving drunk.
If there's ever an Olympic team for drunk diving, he'll win gold. 
You have to be drunk to get into bed with Catherine Deneuve?
Or maybe I had just finally drunk the Silicon Valley Kool-Aid.
Doug tells his daughter she isn't responsible for some drunk driver's actions.
They once were drunk in Elton John's home and raided his fridge.
Hillary is a drunk-driver going the wrong way on the freeway.
There are rednecks getting drunk at the sports bar three miles away.
" Streep replied, "His version is too complicated to do when you're drunk.
" A drunk who didn't wash, Frederick soon became known as "Stinking Bishop.
And the guy getting all of these characters drunk is Gern f.
Soon after his arrest, his brother was killed by a drunk driver.
MUNCHIES: Hey Gabriel, what do you eat when you're drunk and hungry?
Compared to when you're sober, do you eat more when you're drunk?
I also got drunk in one of his casinos by accident once.
Which of them will start gossiping, and who's gonna get blind drunk?
Meanwhile, Canadian Daniel is drunk and poking people in the belly button.
Disclaimer: I'm friendly with Eric Thurm, who hosted the Drunk Education show.
I think I was a bit drunk, but I soon calmed down.
Drunk History airs Tuesdays at 10:30 pm Eastern on Comedy Central.
TAG A PIZZA DRUNK BELOW< Sometimes you hope to meet someone beautiful.
More from Tonic: The second group was described as drunk and curious.
The voices don't get nicer when I'm drunk, just a bit weirder.
I just produce it now—I don't get drunk with it anymore.
Drunk logic prevailed and the boat was saved from a watery grave.
And it was only the third beer I've drunk in a year.
Everyone was drunk or bored enough to stick around for our set.
I was drunk, and my friend dared me, so I did it.
You have to intervene, and you have to protect drunk cast members.
This is another thing that only seems to happen to drunk people.
Coked-out wraiths wrinkle their noses as drunk boyfriends lick their lips.
Today if I was to get drunk or high I'd be unbearable.
I myself, have never felt drunk off of kombucha, but be advised.
Steen used to get drunk before going onstage to hide his nerves.
The stakes are high; people are watching, and you're probably already drunk.
Mr. Nye was a word-drunk fabulist, steeped in the oral tradition.
I daresay Tubman got better treatment in an episode of 'Drunk History.
Drnaso had been able to draw Sabrina's murder only after getting drunk.
Cue the Drunk Elephant skincare routine, frantic hair brushing, and outfit search.
Suddenly, I wished I had drunk more — enough to black out, perhaps.
"im on party and drunk and now im really happy," he wrote.
" She: "Because you're very drunk and confused and you need to leave.
This Lord Darnley (Paul Nicholls) is a murderous drunk and a rapist.
" He added, "Most of the time everyone, including the girls, was drunk.
People know they're going to get a hangover and still get drunk.
Hart is a podcaster and the YouTube star behind My Drunk Kitchen.
None said they recalled him ever being drunk or loosely dispensing medications.
Remember when that drunk driver crashed into the Museum of Broken Relationships?
Ford has alleged that Kavanaugh was "visibly drunk" when the assault occurred.
And: How drunk have you got that you've shat down a wall?
He flips between belligerent drunk and charming, doting husband throughout the film.
The words the drunk used and Mr. Trump used were pretty similar.
"You're talking to someone who has drunk the Kool-Aid," he said.
In fact, why don't you clarify that—I was drunk that night.
But they're doing it when they're drunk a lot of the time.
Do I expect I'll get really drunk from trading stuff for drinks?
Drunk on whiskey and other stuff, we stumbled out of the bar.
She said she had drunk a glass of Carnation milk and vomited.
It doesn't keep me up at night or arise when I'm drunk.
Mr. Hamed was punished with 40 lashes in 2016 for being drunk.
The day before the tournament, two of the best players got drunk.
Since 85033, there's been a 50 percent reduction in drunk driving fatalities.
During a heavy storm last month, one man who was drunk drowned.
Boozy and giddy, it smells like being drunk underneath a disco ball.
"I'll just be another fat, drunk Georgian…and that's fine," says David.
Dr. Swisher said she saw him "very drunk" a number of times.
Or I'll get wine drunk alone and channel my inner Lindsay Lohan.
I was drunk by the time we got back to our hotel.
You had Vice President Andrew Johnson, who was drunk at the ceremonies.
At the end of the day, someone says, 'It's like being drunk.
"Off camera, I don't go around getting drunk at night," he said.
Zealan burned to death in a house fire while passed out drunk.
Indeed, it claims that the benefits are increased with each cup drunk.
" She added: "A man who rapes a drunk girl should be prosecuted.
Deveau sounded drunk and incoherent, so Jackie didn't broach the criminal case.
"He was drunk half the time, and a raving lunatic," he said.
You blame alcohol ("we got drunk and had unprotected sex one time").
Echo: A blurry, semi-transparent trail added to movements  — aka drunk vision.
"Drunk yoga," I was told by several members, is a popular offering.
He's like, oh yeah, feelings still there — I'm going to get drunk.
He's like, oh yeah, feelings still there — I'm going to get drunk.
Maybe where everyone is drunk so it will just be funny anyway.
She stumbled on, teetering in her high heels, pretending to be drunk.
He claims he was neither drunk nor belligerent and was falsely accused.
A group of drunk villagers yelled threats, calling the migrants "mojados" — wetbacks.
"I saw a very drunk Nureyev dance at the bar," Koma said.
Or really, we are just too drunk and lazy to find it.
After you were photographed drunk, you tweet that you were looking #natokhang.
You sense the director has become punch-drunk from Molière's verbal acrobatics.
Many of them were drunk or unconscious when the alleged assaults occurred.
The attacker, who Russian media said was drunk, was arrested shortly afterwards.
And you don't have to "feel" drunk or stoned to be impaired.
" She added: "A man who rapes a drunk girl should be prosecuted.
Klaus got drunk fast and started talking as if he'd never stop.
These are teenagers who evidently were drunk, according to her own statement.
Dianne Feinstein, Ford wrote that both men were drunk during the assault.
Prepare to sample palmwine and highlife — but don't worry about getting drunk.
Not enough to get drunk, but just enough to warm us up.
He compared reversing the earmark ban to showing up to work drunk.
"Some people are drunk, or high, or just evil," he told himself.
The desire to get drunk during a deadly pandemic is fairly reasonable.
You've had your third serving of blueberries; you've drunk your green tea.
When you look at him, this guy looks like an old drunk.
He then tells me he wants to get drunk together and vote.
Drunk dialing her ex yields no success in appealing to Loïs's heart.
Or are you just barely awake, drunk on rib fat and rum?
If you're being suspected of being drunk in public, say absolutely nothing.
Can cops come into a bar and arrest you for being drunk?
It's wherever the plane has landed if you're already drunk after takeoff.
In a fair world, Carl philosophized, I'd say rat out the drunk.
Suspecting he was drunk, the police had him take a breathalyzer test.
Before the plane took off, flight attendants noticed he was extremely drunk.
"In the earlier days I was drunk all the time," Jakes says.
Anyone who has ever gotten drunk with me can attest to that.
If you're drunk and trying to find your keys, this is fine.
A campaign official for Mr Trump afterwards suggested the attacker was drunk.
The man professes to have never drunk coffee nor eaten a strawberry.
And he's been threatened himself—he's had a drunk girl smash a bottle over his head after he asked her to stop spilling water on people, and an equally drunk guy dig a smashed bottle into his ribs.
We looked at new songs from old favorites like Taylor Swift with "You Need To Calm Down" — if you aren't recreating her drunk dance to this (drunk or not) on New Year's Eve, what are you even doing?
Most other in-game alcohol items require a bit of a hassle to get drunk, but you can just put this down for your party or raid, start right clicking away, and be drunk enough to vomit within seconds.
This article originally appeared on VICE UK.Despite being the exact opposite of a good drunk environment—bright lights, cramped, and closely monitored by an extensive team of security staff—people love getting really drunk at airports and on planes.
The thing I say to all of them is that I was very drunk (an exaggeration) and it was very dark (it was) and I don't remember anything that happened because I was not only drunk, I was upset.
News.On Monday, Khloé admitted she was still too drunk to even be hungover.
Drunk and shouting obscenities in the middle of Leicester Square at 9 p.m.
She told me that if I hadn't been drunk, this wouldn't have happened.
Yet, it was excusable for him to rape me because he was drunk.
"Yet it was excusable for him to rape me because he was drunk?"
Fact of life: drunk people to pizza are like moths to a flame.
She's drunk and her MIDI skirt is playing a song I don't recognize.
After the game, I got very drunk and smoked a lot of weed.
"Unfortunately, drunk driving is still ... a third of all traffic deaths," Griffin said.
First you don't know how many potential drunk drivers are currently getting rides.
It's hard to not get drunk on Obama nostalgia, even for us cynics.
"I once accidentally — not drunk — I accidentally texted Anna Wintour," Fey told PEOPLE.
Texting and driving sucks, but the other driver in Chris's tragedy was drunk.
I already feel drunk and full — I'm a lightweight who can't drink much.
CF: Being a likable drunk is also so much harder than it sounds.
Miranda Kay Rader posted $200 bond after being charged with drunk-driving offenses.
Cops can step up enforcement of seat belt, drunk driving, and distraction laws.
Lyft and Anheuser-Busch want to give people rides to stop drunk driving.
Drunk History meets Comedy Central Roast in Netflix's newest comedy series, Historical Roasts.
By the time dessert comes, I am vibrating—smiley and a little drunk.
When The Boy gets drunk in the comics, it's way more messed up.
I was just drunk all the time, not sleeping, blowing my voice out.
I watched him last night and truly believe he may be punch-drunk.
But it wasn't all about rubbing elbows with drunk actors and famous models.
Thomas' father was taken into custody and could face charges including drunk driving.
If he's coming, I better [get drunk] because it didn't hurt as much.
Both of them were really drunk and didn't know what they were doing.
They're supposed to be the one where everybody gets drunk and cuts loose!
Why is everyone drunk at midday, and on a Sunday, for heaven's sake?
They were drunk on Vardy, high on Mahrez, and Kante was the mistletoe.
Watching it from the bar outside just makes you want to get drunk.
He frequently called her drunk, late into the night, until she picked up.
So if one drinks alcohol, does it mean they will work while drunk?
It's meant to be about getting drunk with no intention of going anywhere.
" With a wide grin, Bryan retorted, "I'm trying to get my wife drunk!
Did you thumb yes while you were drunk, feeling lonely, curious, or bored?
"Friends don't let friends drive drunk," goes the old public service announcement slogan.
Ken Quiocho says the investigation into Penn for possible drunk driving remains open.
It can cause slurred speech, impaired concentration, and poor coordination — aka being drunk.
When he was 16, Ethan drove drunk and killed four pedestrians in 2013.
And they weren't drunk or even tipsy when they left, according to Matherne.
Restaurants can turn away Christians and black people for being drunk and belligerent.
Jessica Simpson confessed she was drunk on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" in 2017.
Who would throw professional cheerleaders, walking around with cash, out with drunk fans?
But is getting your friendly neighborhood carp drunk on alcohol really that bad?
You'll have higher levels if not quickly metabolized, so you'll be absolutely drunk.
And if you get too drunk to get in your car, don't worry.
She said Kavanaugh and Judge were drunk and that she had a beer.
He disparaged a second accuser for having drunk alcohol and for memory lapses.
Then, she said, when she was too drunk to resist, he raped her.
I was too drunk, and all I could do was throw it up.
"McCarthy's a drunk but he's not wrong about everything," Marder's father tells him.
Just how much cheaper is it to get high instead of getting drunk?
They suffer drunk-driving accidents, chronic pain, untreated injuries and "alcohol-induced comas".
Graham was handcuffed and when backup officers arrived, one thought he was drunk.
She told The Cut she was "quite drunk," but found the situation funny.
The untreated meat will literally make you "shark drunk" because of the toxins.
He comes to class drunk and reeking of alcohol, and no one intervenes.
He's certainly a narcissist drunk with power and reveling in his own hype.
She was drunk, sure, but she was also learning how to be ferocious.
A woman on horseback was stopped and charged with driving drunk in Florida.
Rodney Atkins' teenage son was involved in a drunk-driving accident last week.
Most people assumed it meant drunk brunch, which makes equally as little sense.
"I&aposve never seen my mom more drunk in our lives," Kardashian said.
Campaigns against drunk driving have been successful because people already believe it's risky.
Try to get lost in a book, not a dark ally while drunk.
Camille gets drunk on Maker's Mark and ends up sleeping in her car.
Ms Haaland's ethnicity also helped her shrug off two convictions for drunk driving.
It's not as good sober as it would be if I were drunk.
"I think the 2014 drunk driving incident is still so fresh," he said.
Which suggests the company's management was either drunk on its own Kool Aid.
Mumbai residents may not be able to get away with drunk driving anymore.
I can't tell if he is a little drunk, very French, or both.
"It sounds like you were drunk as f—," he told her on FaceTime.
I actually wrote that in my book – I was staying drunk and crazy.
I think it tastes like medicine that makes you drunk really fast.10.
Last week, Manziel was reportedly drunk and partying at the Coachella music festival.
"The boat's not about getting drunk and getting naked," a motivational speaker intones.
"I hope everything is okay and these are drunk jokes," one person tweeted.
Castile, 32, had no drunk driving, hit-and-run, or reckless driving charges.
The officer at the other end was drunk, but somehow passed it on.
Everyone has spent an evening on the kitchen floor, drunk-eating a cheeseburger.
He even posted a picture of himself supposedly drunk and inconsolable as proof.
Like many good ideas, Drunk Yoga started as a bit of a joke.
And if he was drunk, he may not have remembered it at all.
Drink every time your drunk uncle says "border protection" and you'll be fine.

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